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# MY first animation using photoshop :)


Result of today's visual studies class, quite fun to do!
(monnicker recreating the world, one clone tool at a time, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:29, archived)
# ...could be
(monnicker recreating the world, one clone tool at a time, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Are you a hobbit?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:30, archived)
# I'm a little too tall for a hobbit :P
(monnicker recreating the world, one clone tool at a time, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:31, archived)
# We'll be the judge of that
get your toes out!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:34, archived)
# ...is it bad if they are warm and fuzzy?
(monnicker recreating the world, one clone tool at a time, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Come on now...
!!!Toes out for the boys!!!
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:52, archived)
# That'll be a thinly-veiled" yes", then.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Hard day?
You look lacquered.
(twattybanjo, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:32, archived)
# naw, I'm Polish
(monnicker recreating the world, one clone tool at a time, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Looks like you've got veneereal disease.
(twattybanjo, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:37, archived)
# no, i just didn't make the cut
(monnicker recreating the world, one clone tool at a time, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:39, archived)
# form a splinter group
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Doing that goes against the grain
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Are you saying the Polish aren't hard workers? Is that what you're saying? Are you saying that?
As a Polish worker I am offended.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:37, archived)
# still wood
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:29, archived)
# ^^
FTW
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:54, archived)
# I think you over-did the eye detail, but otherwise good work.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:30, archived)
# tnx!
(monnicker recreating the world, one clone tool at a time, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Lol u got wood
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:31, archived)
# My wood has an RSS feed.
Gotta keep my fans happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:33, archived)
# ed wood?
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:32, archived)
# are you barking mad
eyes not quite right but then im shite at these things so i should shut up
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:34, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:11, archived)
# pffffft
what's up, Buck?
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:12, archived)
# hahahahahahahha! Office lols
just looked like a robot Blessed for a minute....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:13, archived)
# with penis glans for hair
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:15, archived)
# CANNOT UNSEE!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Are we thinking Lois Griffin while we're at it?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:21, archived)
# :D
so so wrong
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
I looked quick then and thought Dr Theopolis had been pixellated to protect his identity!

Nowm, the important thing is, Wilma or Ardala?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:15, archived)
# WILMA!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:19, archived)
# shiny blue catsuit ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:20, archived)
# and with that Greek beard
have a pearoast ;)
Twiki falus :D
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Hahahaha
Excellent.
(twattybanjo, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:29, archived)
# bindun ?


New from Fisher Price
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:58, archived)
# You know, I miss my collection of Garbage Pail Kid stickers....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:00, archived)
# so do I
they were ace weren't they?

www.garbagepailkids.com/
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:00, archived)
# the last few sticker series were a bit crappy, but before that the were BRILLIANT
www.geepeekay.com/gallery_os1.html
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:04, archived)
# ooh SIR!
those are the ones I remember!

Nasty Nick and Evil Eddie!


*nostalgias*

I'd forgotten about those until just now

My sister and I used to collect them!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:06, archived)
# ....I can still taste the GPK chewing gum
Spent most lunchtimes in school exchanging "swaps"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:09, archived)
# I had series 1 and 2 complete!
Go me!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:06, archived)
# awesome :D
I think I managed to complete S3, and had most of 1 and 2 but never completed them... :(
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Fuck knows what happened to them
Probably worth a few bob now.

I've got a full set of Topps Batman movie cards and stickers thoiguh
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:16, archived)
# just looked on eBay, I shouldn't waste the money, but.....
shop.ebay.co.uk/i.html?_nkw=garbage+pail+kids+set&_sacat=0&_trksid=p3286.m270.l1313&_odkw=garbage+pail+kids&_osacat=0
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:21, archived)
# £31?
Probably cost me more than that back in the day!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:36, archived)
# i only had one :(
due to my parents being rabidly anti-pop culture.

They still don't know i bought an air pistol after they forbid me to have one. I'm waiting for a deathbed moment to reveal that one:)

(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:07, archived)
# I think my parents regretted letting me have them... A large portion of duplicate stickers I had went all over my bedroom door.
As did a ton of Ghostbusters water-transfers that came with some cerial. Oh, and the sticker packs that used to come with sugar puffs...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Garbage Pail Kids
Shudders intensly
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:01, archived)
# That poor kid
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Is he going to eat me?
wuT?

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:06, archived)
# i noticed something the other day


(i hope hotlinking holds out...)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:17, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:20, archived)
# too close for it own good that!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Curse that pesky newsletter....
I think I'll have to remove "put a donk on it" from my brain with a spoon, anyhoo, heres donald sinder discussing the merits of applying donks.

donk ddonkdonk donkdonkdonk



Click for bigger (78 kb)
(tyrefire2001 Is it a fast ship?, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:29, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:29, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:30, archived)
# no, not really
not in the post 9-11, post credit-crunch world.
(tyrefire2001 Is it a fast ship?, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:31, archived)
# *puts a donk on it*


is that Gordon Honeycomb and Donald Sinden?
Togther at last!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:31, archived)
# you're just asking for a spanging, Joe!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:33, archived)
# *assumes the position*
I'm just glad someone knew what's going on here
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:34, archived)
# This would make "Never the Twain" considerably better
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:32, archived)
# I don't like the font much
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Me neither
I suck at PaintShop.
(tyrefire2001 Is it a fast ship?, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:53, archived)
# CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:04, archived)
# oooh - eerie!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Looks like it's going to rain
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Nah it never rains in his posts.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:08, archived)
# It sometimes pause, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:12, archived)
# and usually reigns
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Don't be wet.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Don't you be so precipitate.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Stop clouding the issue.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:27, archived)
# that is awesome-creepy, Mr V!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:07, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:14, archived)
# laptop
who won the competition for the laptop a few months back?
(Mr Chicken, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Happytoast I think
but I don't know if he ever received it
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Was that the Vote for Change one?
T'wasn't Happytoast
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Oh.
Who was it then?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Whomsoever did the 'gravy train' ticket woneth the laptop.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:21, archived)
# Dunno, otherwise I would've said, like :D
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:21, archived)
# Wow, Very atmospheric stuff, Mr. V - love it
Edit: OT: I am currently tuned into "Loose Women" on ITV for the first time. WTF? Who are these dessicated cackling harridans?

editedit: Fuck me, what a horrific programme. I can smell their dried husk fannies from here
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:12, archived)
# god almighty, I hate that program....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:13, archived)
# I have absolutely no idea
I'm pleased to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:14, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Fuck knows, but if it were blokes on there talking about women like the way they talk about blokes
there'd be an uproar
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:14, archived)
# pfft
I heard they have a fireman on site in case their knickers catch fire
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:16, archived)
# You fucking love it, you slag!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Ahhh...the view from my bedroom.
Wait a minute....

Nicely sir ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:14, archived)
# That's right, Jeeves. I'm right behind you.
In a sexy way ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Super!!
:D *Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Cheers, Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Why is it always difference clouds in your coal shed?
Nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Now now.
Don't be racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:27, archived)
# The old Velux-in-a-crypt shot, eh?
Gold.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Like yo mamma's nipples
/Public Enemy
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:28, archived)
# She loved her bling, but Cash4Gold are persistent, if nothing else..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Should be able to grow some lovely mushrooms in that greenhouse
your toms might be a tad disappointing though
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:32, archived)
# I was thinking, perhaps
Some fennel, a few sunflowers, and looking forward to a bumper crop of aubergines!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Funny Name Corner
Are we still doing these, if so I have a new favourite, er, 'Marathon Coach'

walking.about.com/bio/Wendy-Bumgardner-61.htm
(All Hell's Breaking Loose Down at Little Kathy Wilson's Place, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:53, archived)
# 6 years, 10 months and 14 days......

this sort of thing should be in /links, but I get the feeling they won't really appreciate it. /Board is for pictures you have made.

Otherwise just send it into the newsletter rather than posting it. Then again, this isn;t always the best idea, and I quote:

" PS. Stop sending this shit in, we're
contemplating suicide and it's pushing over the
edge. Thanks."

from: jelly.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue411/
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:54, archived)
# but you said that 3 days ago
/marsha voice
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:00, archived)
# and I'll say it again in 3 days time.
;D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Relurk
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Funny fail corner
Yes, yes it appears so
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:56, archived)
# is she Randy's wife?
and what they said
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:58, archived)
#
....cnuts
(All Hell's Breaking Loose Down at Little Kathy Wilson's Place, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:01, archived)
# oh hello!
MA - FETCH ME MY BIG NET - WE GOTS US A LIVE ONE*




*I have no idea - I've just had too much sugar
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:02, archived)
# and what has your pancreas said to you about all this sugar?
I bet he's not happy. Do you ever think of his needs? When was the last time you took him out someplace nice? Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:07, archived)
# I took him out at the weekend
2 hours total from leaving the house to returning, ยฃ90 worse off, shit meal, shit restaurant, shit taxi

I'm not taking him out again
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:08, archived)
# So - anyone played Mass Effect 2 yet?
Just in the throes of a final run-through if 1 to remember what it's about and generate a decent character to take into 2 but wondered if anyone has given it a run yet?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:05, archived)
# hahahaha
I don't understand a word you are saying

hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Relax, put down the sugar bowl and slowly back away...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:08, archived)
# I like it when it gets all scratchy in your eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Yup, I have
it's an outstanding game - a 9/10, BUT, it's missing various bits from teh first that I prefered (an inventory for one thing) and it's steadily moving from ActionRPG to a pure action game with a great plot.

Also, there are some NASTY bugs in it

Still a brilliant game, though!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:11, archived)
# not played it yet; finished the 1st one a few months back though
Playing Dragon Age like mental though, really enjoying that.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Dragon Age ate my life for about 3 months...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:19, archived)
# I just stopped playing that to go through ME2...
I have nothing that I can be bothered two play for almost a year, and suddenly to great games come along at once
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:21, archived)
# That's kind of what I read...
As long as they've got rid of the sodding Mako though... Think it's a purchase for this weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:19, archived)
# yup, the mako has gone...
I always kinda enjoyed that part of ME1....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Nah
...but it's quite easy to work around once you cotton on to the fact that there's absolutely jack sh*t to be gained by all that exploration.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:26, archived)
# not if you wanted to do all the collection missions - Salarian ID tags, Matriach Writings etc etc
and there were a good few hidden outposts and things if you went hunting about
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:28, archived)
# But in terms of time invested/reward they're not any great shakes...
I'm not a hardcore completist so can do without a few achievements for the sake of a slicker game.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:37, archived)
# I know what you mean; I just really got into the game, so I had to hunt down all the stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:42, archived)
# £22.99 for PC
www.thegamecollection.net/mass-effect-2-pc-p-3139.html

The first one was one of the dullest game-playing experiences I'd ever had.

ME2 is suppossed tio be a bit better... mmm...
Think I'll save my pennies for Bioshock next week
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:34, archived)
# really? I think it ranks up there as one of my favourites...
I hated Bioshock though. Loved System Shock, and when I heard it was the "spiritual successor" I got all excited...

I hardly used the plasmids, only when it was plot specific; the weapon upgrade system felt tagged on, it was too easy and so on... I still can't understand why it's so popular.

In other news, STALKER 3 is out on friday.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:40, archived)
# I just loved the atmos, the style, gameplay
I never played System Shock, so I wasn't playing it thinking "wahat a rip-off"

ME just left me cold. I'd heard so many good things about it and I settled down prepared to lose myself in it, and it was talking, bit of talking, some more talking, ooh choose a response, talking, ... I think it was an hour before I landed on the first planet. Or maybe it just felt like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Yeah, I see what you mean about that... I read the prequel book before it came out just for the hell of it, so
so when it came out, I was straight into it...

If you ever get the chance, pick up a copy of System Shock 2. Hopefully GOG.com will get it in soon
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Bioshock was pretty good, bro.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:54, archived)
# I'm going to set fire to your shed
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:06, archived)
# let him move his family out first this time though Mr H
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:10, archived)
# but that's half the fun
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Pfft, "Wendy"
Baumgarten is German for orchard, but what's a Wendy?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:15, archived)
# its the day before Thurdy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:59, archived)
#
I can't even imagine what that was before the magentarisation. Now I want to watch Mythbusters until I find out...
(Whitepaw I write computer games for a living, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Weapon of choice: Kaleshnikosher
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Is it wrong I laughed so much from that?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 11:51, archived)
# are we doing the gays and irish next?
edit post see below

:)
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 11:54, archived)
# you do the gays
I'll do the Irish
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 11:58, archived)
# you might get one who's both
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:04, archived)
# ooo I saaay to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:05, archived)
# No, any laugh is good...
...I think it's his reet chuffed face :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 11:54, archived)
# It depends
Was it one of those bitter, vindictive laughs like that of a recent divorcee that's just been told a joke that plays at the expense of the opposite sex?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:03, archived)
#
you want to talk about it?

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Hell yeah!
Gimme the goss!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:09, archived)
# oh dear
in other news Empire Strikes Back described in 30 seconds
www.moviestorm.co.uk/community/index.php?page=videos§ion=view&vid_id=103578
Knocked up in a couple of hours this morning :)
(spam, whore, whore, pimp, spam)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 11:54, archived)
# /links
well someone had to
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 11:55, archived)
# it's already there ;P
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Funny speak
Likes
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Have you blacked-up your voice for this one?
Methinks you have..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:01, archived)
# hahahahaah no
I ended up going for something that wasn't likely to be owned by someone else, thought it safer, ta for the links anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Weren't no thing, hombre.
They were mostly crap, anyhoo..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:10, archived)
# made me giggle
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:07, archived)
# pfft! I did one a couple of weeks ago, but thought mine was shit


Click for bigger (198 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:16, archived)
# pffft....
nice Edition name!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:56, archived)
# I was waiting for Paul to be around when I posted it,
but I haven't seen him in the past few days
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:08, archived)
# heheheheheheheh
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Torah! Torah! Torah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Whatever next!
Call of Deuteronomy?
Call of Jute?
Call of Booty?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Call off Julie Moult
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:34, archived)
# I hear she's an idiot
Can anyone confirm/deny?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Julie Moult is an idiot
Julie Moult is an idiot
Julie Moult is an idiot
Julie Moult is an idiot
Julie Moult is an idiot
Julie Moult is an idiot
Julie Moult is an idiot
Julie Moult is an idiot
Julie Moult is an idiot
Julie Moult is an idiot

there seems to be a consensus - that Julie Moult is an idiot
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:46, archived)
# mossad?
maybe
(Mr Chicken, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:53, archived)
# hahahahhahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:54, archived)
# I'm not racist but...
(I helped save b3ta! dustgecko my eyes. my eyes... are pies. and yours are lies, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:51, archived)
# but what?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:52, archived)
# hehe
any sentence starting with "I'm not racist but..." can usually be finished with "...actually I am"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:54, archived)
#
can usually should always
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:57, archived)
#
"...actually I am a police officer"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 11:34, archived)
# I'm not racist, but...
...I do like to race. And actually I am.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:10, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Sorry I missed this, earlier - genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:27, archived)
# i'm not racist
but i'm afraid of terriers
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 11:59, archived)
# LOL ITS FUNNY CUZ SHE IS BROWN LIKE GUINNESS LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:53, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:54, archived)
# The foam...
..looks like a habit


...I'll leave now
(I helped save b3ta! dustgecko my eyes. my eyes... are pies. and yours are lies, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:58, archived)
# wimple
is the word you are looking for (it's the white hat-like bit of a nun's costume)
(prostheses, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 11:11, archived)
# I thought that was a coif
Coif v Wimple

live on Sky Sports 2 Extra +1
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 11:12, archived)
# costume?
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 11:15, archived)
# she also has a drinking habit
hoho
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 11:48, archived)
# now do one with Morgan Freeman in the glass.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:58, archived)
#
show me a (non-shopped) picture with morgan freeman in a nun's habit and you have a deal
(I helped save b3ta! dustgecko my eyes. my eyes... are pies. and yours are lies, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:59, archived)
# (nun-shopped)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 11:04, archived)
# *hits repeatedly with a spanging pan*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 11:08, archived)
# \o/

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Today's show was brought to you by the letters B n' P..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 11:01, archived)
# The BNP is no friend to Guinness :(
(I helped save b3ta! dustgecko my eyes. my eyes... are pies. and yours are lies, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 11:11, archived)
# He always has that "just haunted" look about him.
Good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 11:13, archived)
# that's more of a "just poking its head out" look
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I bet he hates that his shit is brown.

"How can this come out of a white person?!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:04, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Keano! Keano!
:D

img300.imageshack.us/img300/7354/keaneexit1.gif
(not mine)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 11:36, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:11, archived)
# 2 episodes, 2 EPISODES!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Oh well that's alright then
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Why does she look so happy in that glass?
I'm so confused now.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 11:43, archived)
#
(twattybanjo, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:35, archived)
# haha
ace :)
(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:43, archived)
# Blindness in humans, exploding eyes in amphibians.
Damn you, wanking!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:44, archived)
# I think this is what the idiots at NCSoft are doing
when they should be trying to fix my Guild Wars account so I can waste further hours fighting goblins and things
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:46, archived)
#
fighting goblins and things being so alone

just joshing :)
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 11:04, archived)
# I'm not alone





some of my in-game characters are girls
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Ow! Cruel yet sparky..
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 11:12, archived)
# i have 'cruel' and 'sparky' tattoo'd on my knuckles
i have many fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Each one sadistic & crackling, I hope..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:25, archived)
# hahahah! completely mad!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:53, archived)
# WANKFORG

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 11:05, archived)
# i can't believe what I see

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Everybody on their feet screaming "Kill, kill kill!" - This is hockey!




If their kung-fu is unknown to you: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanson_Brothers
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:45, archived)
# mmmbop
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:48, archived)
# *crumples*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:53, archived)
# wait, Taylor Hanson is a girl?!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:26, archived)
# *burns wanking material*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:28, archived)
# *watches from the bushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:32, archived)
# PIPE2PIPE BUSHMAN
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:36, archived)
# .com
8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:52, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfAp9luKtqs
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:59, archived)
# In the comments it say's the Taylor Hanson has heard that song
and loves it.

Pretty cool of him really.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Pasta originated...
You would think this was an easy sentence to complete. However, the history of this staple food is, in fact, somewhat less than clear. Many people have been taught that pasta came to Italy from China when Marco Polo returned from his journey there. One thing we do know, pasta was already in Italy when Marco left for China. The controversy arises because there is pasta as we know it today, and lots of other ways of making a very similar food indeed.
(lunatek, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:34, archived)
# It's versatile & delicious, I know that much.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:45, archived)
# their kung fu is indeed unknown to me
but that is a cracking pic
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:49, archived)
# Thank you, spacefish.
'Slap Shot' is well worth 2x hrs of anyone's time, and I generally hate sport-themed flicks.

It's been mined extensively by every "Underdogs Achieve" movie since, but this one has Paul Newman, lots of fighting & some semi-naked skating*


*by a dude

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:04, archived)
# I have no idea about ice skating
but that's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:54, archived)
# I'm sure I've tried to force you to watch it, at some point.
Just need to keep the rubber hose handy, next time it's on..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:05, archived)
# ^ this
will the Hanson brothers be appearing on Strictly Come Fighting on Ice this Saturday evening on BBCITV1?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:09, archived)
# They'd have a 100% share of the ratings if they did..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:11, archived)
# awesome work!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:55, archived)
# You're original, with your own path. You're original, got your own way..
Cheers, Steve.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Are they the kids from dogma all grown up?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:57, archived)
# Snootch to the motherfuckin' nootch!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:03, archived)
# Jay's Nemeses? Yeah, pretty much..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:09, archived)
# I seriously don't understand this
but it's nice
Ning Capt.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:17, archived)
# Hey, Freebs. I trust 2010 finds you well, sir?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAcere7LL_o

NSFW
Contains swearing.

And I just realised I messed their numbers up.
EDIT: Fixed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Excellent pic!
but the film sounds shite
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Would a fiver sweeten the deal?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:25, archived)
# If I remember rightly ...
the older Hanson was killed during a strangling / wanking accident in a Amsterdam Hotel lobby, the younger went on to become the State Senator for North Dakota.

Nobody knows where the middle brother is.
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:51, archived)
# He went on to become Dave Grohl..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:56, archived)
#
HAHAHA.."MAKING IT LOOK MEAN!!!" Awesome pic, also on a by note one of the Hansons sons now plays for the Toronto Maple Leafs, they suck at the moment but I will carry on supporting them. GO LEAFS!
(sirhiss, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:28, archived)
# optimised to hell and back! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:23, archived)
# cooling slowly but mooving fast
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:26, archived)
# he needs
a super charger! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:40, archived)
# This IS the future.
'ning Jess
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:27, archived)
# hehehe
i think your right! :D ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:42, archived)
# wheee
nings Re

Nings b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:27, archived)
# Ning freebs
*takes issue with sig*

*thinks about it a little*

fair call.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:31, archived)
# fight fight
or not
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:37, archived)
# I reckon if we ganged up we could take him
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:39, archived)
# Spot of early morning pissage there...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:42, archived)
# as in take him aside
and have a strong word in his shell like?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:42, archived)
# ningles freebees
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:33, archived)
# Mornin'
nice sig... :P
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:39, archived)
# Shall we gang up and wedgie him?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:40, archived)
# morning all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:41, archived)
# nings mr mediocre
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:42, archived)
# you can almost hear it
whizzing about! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:43, archived)
# those crazy Spaniards
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:32, archived)
# hahahaa
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:43, archived)
# YAY for hover-tortoises!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:32, archived)
# the transport
of the future! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:44, archived)
# Animashun skillz!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:46, archived)
# hehehhe
too kind! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:59, archived)
[challenge entry] is this compo over yet?


sorry - best I could do....
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 8:56, archived)
# Almost over, CF, almost.... Just until this evening.... I can see the light at the end of the tunnel...
good nings, ya all!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:19, archived)
# nings to you sir!
also made me think of Ike and Turner Corner...

soz
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:25, archived)
# *throws spanging pan at 'Freddy*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:32, archived)
# Oooooo
my first b3ta spang!!! :D

off to get a tissue now
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:35, archived)
# Didn't you hear - due to its topical goodness this compo's being extended for a second week.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:29, archived)
# nings BHW!
jelly.b3ta.com/board/9900090
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:31, archived)
# with added extra NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:34, archived)
# THIS HERE'S A SONG BOUT BEATING MY WOMAN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 7:55, archived)
# I hate Nicholas Cage
mr SHOUT in a SCENE when you've exhausted all OTHER acting OPERTUNITIES
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 8:07, archived)
# he was really good in that excellent remake of The Wicker Man*






*welcome to Liars' Wednesday
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 8:08, archived)
# He is truly a master actor
with a versatile, convincing range of facial expressions.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 8:20, archived)
# It's actually Anthony Sher
Though I see the likeness, and agree with you.

Can't see Nick Cage doing Shakespeare. Except maybe The Arms Dealer of Venice, or something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 8:12, archived)
# I couldn't see him doing The Wicker Man
but he fucking did it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:07, archived)
# I couldn't see him doing The Wicker Man
i just couldn't!

*sob
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:47, archived)
# I saw that the other day.
Much better than the original.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:16, archived)
# His hair is a bird
your argument is invalid
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:01, archived)
# PORK!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 8:10, archived)
#
Comment removed by author
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 8:41, archived)
# i like this silly
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:28, archived)
# I'm not entirely convinced that that's a sausage in his hand.
Morning, /board!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 6:31, archived)
# He is trying to make me explode using the power of his mind
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 6:39, archived)
# The power is equal to three sorbets.
The sorbet, however, is a poor measure of mental power.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 6:40, archived)
# Whoever came up with the sorbet unit really dropped the ball on that one
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 6:45, archived)
# I measure everything in big gay dicks
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 6:50, archived)
# how many big gay dicks does it take to change a lightbulb?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 6:51, archived)
# A whole lot of gay dicks
A whole lot of sweaty, hairy, vieny gay dicks.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 7:03, archived)
# But how do they change the lightbulb?
How?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 7:37, archived)
# WITH THEIR DICKS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 7:13, archived)
# *eats all three*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 7:34, archived)
# I believe that's known as a Sundae.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 7:35, archived)
# Tangelo sorbet was outlawed after the great war of 1953
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 7:36, archived)
# I heard there's a whole stash of it went missing during The Great Dessert.
It's probably buried in a forest somewhere. Imagine how unstable it must be by now.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 7:38, archived)
# It's political corectness GONE MAD!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:08, archived)
# oh man I have to print this out and stick it on the fridge
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:36, archived)
# AAU
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZVjKlBCvhg
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 6:40, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 6:44, archived)
# Is that, haha-cake?
Or haha-death?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 6:47, archived)
# cake please
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 6:49, archived)
# A wise choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 6:53, archived)
# Eddie Izzard? Very Nice....
HAPPY WOBBLY WEDNESDAY B3TA!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 7:32, archived)
# Cake or death!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:26, archived)
# yay, Eddie!
 
I even watched part one of day of the triffids because he was in it
it was shit though, so I didn't watch part two
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:28, archived)
# now this is awesome
please accept this click
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:10, archived)
# I'm all of bored
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(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 4:47, archived)
# Looks pretty chipper to me.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 4:50, archived)
# DO NOT REMOVE YOUR EYES FROM ANY OF THESE FOCAL POINTS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 4:50, archived)
# Board bored dance!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 4:51, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 4:55, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 4:55, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 4:56, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 4:58, archived)
# Yaaaaar!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 4:58, archived)
# I'm looking looking looking
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(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 5:00, archived)
# Is it just me
or is it really HOT in here?
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 5:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 5:00, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 5:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 5:06, archived)
# ahhhahhhahh epic
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 5:09, archived)
# Haha
this makes me laugh despite not having seen Lost.
I've just realized who he reminds me of, it's Jack Nicholaus.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 6:33, archived)
# yeah I pasted an out of character shot over a more serious one from the show
 
so hard to get good internets on the island
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 5:04, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 5:07, archived)
# ooops, RPS fail, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 5:08, archived)
# Still, top left kid is good kid
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 5:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 5:09, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 5:11, archived)
# until I know for a fact that that goat is ok I'm really not liking this
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 5:10, archived)
# Still, top left kid is good kid
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 5:13, archived)
# Oh man
I think that shit thing up there with the eyes was the first thing I posted on b3ta. Dunno. Should I spend more time on /board?
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 5:15, archived)
# yes, you should.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 5:18, archived)
# I'll do some pictures and everything
/talk has gone right downhill. Imagine that.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 5:21, archived)
# EXCELLENT
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 5:25, archived)
# Rispeck
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1osmmBncHU
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 5:28, archived)
# Oh
feel free to do this
www.kineticnorth.com/MessageBoard/Default.aspx
gilgamesh innit.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 5:36, archived)
# I was wondering where he'd gone
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 5:51, archived)
# it's ok, the filename is goatslaughter.jpg
the goat is clearly in on the joke and is laughing about it
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 5:18, archived)
# his sides are splitting!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 5:50, archived)
# lmho
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:22, archived)
# danse more now lets
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 5:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 5:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 5:31, archived)
# hottt DOG!
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 5:32, archived)
# I'll EGG this party on to that!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 5:34, archived)
# you got you got you got WHAT I NEED!
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 5:41, archived)
# OH YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 5:47, archived)
# yeahyeahyeah

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 6:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 6:48, archived)
# awwww, that is great!
 
no watermelon!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:29, archived)
# look
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 4:53, archived)
# but where do the fuckhoses go?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 5:03, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 5:05, archived)
# cocknozzle wankenhosen
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 5:07, archived)
# ...and that's where babies come from.
(Floz Nietsnezolf doesn't have photoshop, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 7:36, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:17, archived)
# It's time to rock!
Listen to this- www.whrb.org/streams/whrb-low.m3u


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(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 3:38, archived)
# KING STITT MESSFACE CELEBRATION
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3YKduGMs8g

hot tip from the top...to the very last drop.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 3:43, archived)
# Excellent!
That's real shit.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 3:48, archived)
# He's the original MC
forget about dre.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 3:50, archived)
# motherfuckers act like they already did
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 4:07, archived)
# Don't mess with Stitt. He's got the bite of a Piranha
And the looks of a Halibut.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 4:11, archived)
# Fe real
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(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 4:30, archived)
# Update
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lROMham4VHw

brings a tear to my eye and a bud to my rizla. RIP MJ yeah safe bless ;)
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 4:40, archived)
# ohhhhh that's the shit
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 4:19, archived)
# Goodbye Sunshine?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 3:44, archived)
# Go to bed Mikey
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 3:46, archived)
# I can't.
I am watching Castle.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 3:50, archived)
# It's bloody good isnt it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 3:50, archived)
# I don't know.
I've never seen it.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 3:53, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 3:56, archived)
# Just started the first episode.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 3:59, archived)
# Watch it. It's really good.
LOST IS AVAILABLE FOR TORRENT.

TO THE COMPUTER MACHINE!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 4:01, archived)
# i like it.
Never been a lost fan.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 4:34, archived)
# BASTARDS
I love Nathan Fillion

but that show hasn't screened here and I am still dubious about torrents and such
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 4:17, archived)
# I just torrented it. There's a brilliant bit at the start of one of the eps that you'll like if you liked firefly
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q3pdj9p6yI
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 4:20, archived)
# "didn't you wear that, like.. five years ago?"
 
fucking classic
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 4:23, archived)
# It's the banjo twangs that get me :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 4:24, archived)
# oh wow season two is still airing in the U.S.
so we may just get it

unlike Drive which totally got canned
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 4:21, archived)
# what about this has anybody seen this have you heard about this
www.imdb.com/title/tt0137330/

cause I fucking hadn't
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 4:21, archived)
# Havent even heard about that, but ryan reynolds!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 4:23, archived)
# The first few episodes had some funny moments
mainly the guy that was taking experimental drugs to supplement his income having a bit of a freakout at the end of each episode

At some point the tv execs got their hands on it and made it all nice and non-threatening. Then they shortened the title to "two guys and a girl". I'd already stopped watching by that point.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 4:30, archived)
# fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 4:40, archived)
# Don't be dubious
there is a fantastic world out there just waiting for you to see it.

General rule of thumb: Is it available in your country? Would you have paid money for it anyway? If the answer to both of these questions is no, then you're not exactly denying anyone a sale.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 4:33, archived)
# true, I have had "broadband" at home since I moved in April
so I really should MAN UP AND DOWNLOAD SOME FUCKING SHIT

what sites do you guys use, anyway?
is it streamed, or do you have to store that shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 4:40, archived)
# It doesn't stream, you have to download the whole file before you can watch it properly (it downloads in random chunks)
You'll need a bittorrent client (I use bittornado but there are plenty of other good ones out there).

I'll gaz you some sites.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 4:43, archived)
# sweeeet
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 5:04, archived)
# Where does he find this stuff.
The Contaminators. I can't stand it.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 3:55, archived)
# Little something

woodcut, made with non-traditional woodcut tools. Mostly just a whole lot of screwing around. a lot like my wife
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 3:37, archived)
# tentacle rape!
 
woosome
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 3:39, archived)
# The grain detail vs the chips work out great on that one. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 3:42, archived)
# Fucking hell, this is great!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 3:49, archived)
# Lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 4:04, archived)
# screwy wives, screwy arts
screwy dooey, chewy boobie.

doobie doo doo.
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 4:26, archived)
# Oww oww oww
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 1:54, archived)
# Birds are stupid because they're dumb.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 1:59, archived)
# They have a brain the size of a toyota but biology has to make it fit in their heads
this is why all birds is brain damage
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 2:00, archived)
# Goddamn Gronkpan you rule.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 2:02, archived)
# If only they invented a hybrid Bird.
WITH A JETPACK!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 2:24, archived)
# Petrol engine and batteries on a bird?
No way will that work.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 2:27, archived)
# You've seen the new advert then?
It's ridonkulous!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 3:45, archived)
# If I get a planet, and then I make an ocean on the planet, and the water is all the same temperature and space is insulating somehow and the planet is insulating too and there's nothing to heat or cool the water,
does the ocean get hot at the bottom because of pressure? Or does it get cold at the bottom, like our ocean? Or does the temperature even out? Or does it keep on convecting?

A bird wouldn't even be able to answer that.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 2:29, archived)
# A bird would probably just tilt its head at you and then fly away.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 2:47, archived)
# I like to feed the sparrows
I hope the food I give them doesn't make them sick or die
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 2:49, archived)
# Don't feed them the ragout
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 3:06, archived)
# To make a Ragoo of Pigs-Ears
TAKE a quantity of pigs-ears, and boil them in one half wine and the other water; cut them in small pieces, then brown a little butter, and put them in, and a pretty deal of gravy, two anchovies, an eschalot or two, a little mustard, and some slices of lemon, some salt and nutmeg: stew all these together, and shake it up thick. Garnish the dish with barberries.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 3:38, archived)
# also to answer to your question I need to clarify some things
Does the rotation of the planet move the water? Are there tidal forces at play? If so, how many moons does this planet have and what gravitational pull do they have on the water?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 2:52, archived)
# None of those things happen and there aren't even any stars in the universe.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 2:53, archived)
# well if the water remains perfectly still and there is no way for the water to heat up or cool down then I guess it would remain in a constant state
Was the water all at an even temperature when the ocean was formed? Is the ocean completely still?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 2:57, archived)
# Yes, and yes.
What I reckon happens is that first the pressure means it heats up a little bit at the bottom, and that warm water stays down there because it's being compressed, and the heat evens out after a bit, and there you are, it's just a lot of water and it's slightly warmer all through than when I put it there.

Which means our ocean is only cold at the bottom because things make it hot in places and that water rises.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 3:02, archived)
# Our ocean isn't uniformly cold at the bottom though
I mean there are all sorts of volcanic activities going on down there.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 3:06, archived)
# I heard that there's snakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 3:09, archived)
# See, the earth gets hotter as you go deeper
and the atmosphere gets colder as you go higher, but the ocean is the other way up, and that bothered me. Actually there's probably some bit of the upper atmosphere that's really hot, it's called the hotosphere, birds don't go there, they don't even know about it.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 3:10, archived)
# But the bottom of the ocean is still the top of the crust, which is the coldest part of the earth.
The crust is really very thin, like the skin on milk or the rind of an apple.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 3:12, archived)
# No, wait. I don't mean that the crust is thin, I mean that our bit (ocean, houses, etc) is thin.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 3:13, archived)
# The ocean is still the wrong way up
I'm not going to overlook this aberration just because it's thin.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 3:16, archived)
# I made some LEGO models based on an inversion of that.
For a planet where the bottom layer of water is way hotter than the air or surface water.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 3:31, archived)
# Please tell me you made it out of pirate lego
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 3:48, archived)
# Several parts from that theme, yes.
Here the gallery.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 3:55, archived)
# Warm. Water. Rises.
Density Holmes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 3:52, archived)
# Also I doubt something's own pressure could heat itself up. The energy would have to come from somewhere.
Thermodynamics.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 3:54, archived)
# Do you mean like how the core of the Earth is so hot because of all the pressure?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 3:57, archived)
# is not the earth made from a ball of hot magma that is cooling slowly?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:26, archived)
# people stopped answering this at 4am ish then :/
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:34, archived)
# Big ball of transuranics mixed with your iron nickel core for extra heat?
Run out eventually, but it could still be billions of years for it to do so.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 3:58, archived)
# What about evaporation? Does it rain on this planet or does the ocean just sit there?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 2:59, archived)
# FUCKING BIRDS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 3:00, archived)
# One day the birds will all flap their wings at the same time, and the downdraft will blow off all our hats and wigs.
THEN we'll be sorry, oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 3:15, archived)
# without any stars
i.e. a sun or a molten core the water should really be super cooled ice
edit : unless the atmosphere is on fire
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:29, archived)
# A bird would TOTALLY be able to answer that.
The question really is, would you be smart enough to understand them?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 2:54, archived)
# You switched it around. I see what you did.
You switched it around.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 2:56, archived)
# "I was born at the centre of a water moon...."
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 3:05, archived)
# That movie with goldie hawn was awful
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 1:59, archived)
# What a stupid tit.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 2:00, archived)
# ow stop it
ow stop it
ow stop it
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 2:05, archived)
# Barbed stupid bird
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 2:27, archived)
# Cheep!
and Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 4:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Tomtom go down the iPad route.
(twattybanjo, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 1:35, archived)
# That videogame looks crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 1:35, archived)
# Yes, very low poly with shitty textures.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 1:38, archived)
# reminds me of Maze Master on the c64
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 1:44, archived)
# The voice acting is terrible
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 1:45, archived)
# My tomtom racially abuses me.
(twattybanjo, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 1:46, archived)
# Be less Mexican.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 1:48, archived)
# So be a Mexican't?
(twattybanjo, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 2:03, archived)
# Oh no you di'int.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 2:04, archived)
# Oh Snap!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 2:04, archived)
# That's probably your own fault
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 1:49, archived)
# I'm not surprised.
Last time I was in a car with Sat Nav it kept screaming TURN RIGHT! TURN RIGHT!

Nazi cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 1:51, archived)

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