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[challenge entry] We can save it!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Oh very droll...
click
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:47, archived)
# spang
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Oh yes!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 16:06, archived)
# hahaha
do behave.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 16:26, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 16:33, archived)
# i did a little laugh... :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 17:04, archived)
[challenge entry] BRING ME BACK! BRING ME BACK! Look, I've updated the format!
(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:35, archived)
# WHAT THE FUOK
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:36, archived)
# FUOK CFF!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:37, archived)
# How
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Fuck the what?
this
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:41, archived)
# HE IS BIG AND POINTING
WHAT THE FUCK?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:47, archived)
# What the F?!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:59, archived)
# That's what I'm saying.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 17:07, archived)
[challenge entry] A picture with 3 cocks in it.
(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:11, archived)
# He does know a good Ragù though
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Pasta, yes...
...his curry sauces are rubbish though. Worst balti ever! :((((
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:25, archived)
# ^ this
the Thai Green curry especially.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:30, archived)
# If you're eating crap out of a jar
what do you expect?!?!
(waxdart hello., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Yeah, I guess you're right.
I was unable to get all the right bits & bobs to make my own. Lesson learned, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Step 1: Go to proper Indian mini-supermarket.
Step 2: But 1Kg bags of various spices.
Step 3: Make delicious curry.
Step 4: Let spices hang around the cupboards for years.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:39, archived)
#
5) Profit
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:41, archived)
# There is no profit in this course of action.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:42, archived)
# oh but there is!
the profit is made from the extra money saved by not buying jars or take-aways :D.
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:43, archived)
# 6) sell the underpants
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Tnrough
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:35, archived)
# who spells through with an 'n' like this?
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Me.
(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:36, archived)
# *hugs*
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Who spells 'urethras'
without an R though?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 16:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Miss Diane??
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:59, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!!!! BENNY!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:59, archived)
# *at home LOL*
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Unpacked yet sir?
\O/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Nearly...
Just the cable TV to get sorted. Oh, and about 12 more boxes....

I'm getting there.

Edit: Found this old postcard -

It wasn't worth it's own thread. Full size original here
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:05, archived)
# As usual...
...every post - Pure class :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:19, archived)
# ...yeah...rub some of that class on me.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
*spots the oldies*
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Oh christ, haven't seen that face in a while.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Isnt Benny from Crossroads
just a photo negative of Forest Whitaker?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Haha, nice Ninj
Needs a green beanie! *click
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 17:21, archived)
# Hiya Q!
Sorry, I've just seen this post! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Are the Shadows on the right side now Barb?


;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Aargh!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:00, archived)
# *shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:12, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 17:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Apologies for beebmashing but...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:05, archived)
# Yay for Glen A Larson!
The man who can make a 45 minute episode containing only 12 minutes of new footage!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:15, archived)
# *runs along with machine gun bullets peppering the ground at my feet*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:17, archived)
# *presses thrust button*
*viper banks hard right in exactly the same shot as seen everyweek*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:58, archived)
# *wants*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:03, archived)
# *Swooooooon*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 17:11, archived)
# good old haynes ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 5 Feb 2010, 19:54, archived)
# Too expensive to only show once!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:41, archived)
# As long as he keeps recycling shots of Heather Thomas in a bikini
I'll be there.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sun 7 Feb 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Face Book Face Book Face Book Face Book Face Book
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:04, archived)
# I saw this on a TV show once
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:05, archived)
# Nicely.
A thousand parsons for posting a socking great beebmash just above :/

pardons
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:06, archived)
# A thousand parsons?
Is that the Methodist equivalent of the General Synod?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Yes yes yes OK...
Peasant.

pedant
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Parsons noses.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:15, archived)
# That's how people
Who go on about Facebook make me feel
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:06, archived)
# It's given him a 2D face!

I might have to stop using facebook if that's one of the side effects...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Flat Stanley gets Happy Slapped!
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:11, archived)
# POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:18, archived)
# POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:22, archived)
# You're not a fan, then?
Excellent anim, sir.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:22, archived)
# I likey
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Great name..
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 0:58, archived)
# what program are you using to make your recent animations?
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:52, archived)
# this was MAX
the previous one
www.moviestorm.co.uk/community/index.php?page=videos§ion=view&vid_id=103578
was Moviestorm
before that animation shop
before that Paint Shop Pro
before that etc etc for 4 years
haven't changed tools really
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Wow nicely done anim.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:15, archived)
# this is awesomeness personified
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Booktotheface.com
That right there is the summation of the internet after the fun is over.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:25, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 16:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 16:20, archived)
# That's it
whack the bastard !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 16:33, archived)
# hahaha
very nice work
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 16:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 17:11, archived)
# Yay!
Lovin the blood splatter shadow! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 0:21, archived)
#

Also: tis Friday! Need a theme for an end-of-day pin-up, please!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:03, archived)
# haha
classic mate!!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Pip eating what's in the box and suffering the repercutions.
Or holiday snaps. They must have gone on vacation somewhere.

Pinup: Zebra Friday? Kat or Van Friday? Chloe Friday? TFI Friday?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:05, archived)
# mmmmm, tofu evolved
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:05, archived)
# The joys of communal living.
Also - something Glen A Larson related since I'm on a nostalgia trip.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:07, archived)
# outstanding! :D
theme: sexy adverturer pinup, parachuting into somewhere dangerous
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:08, archived)
# .. and they're only half way the fridge
Something X-Men mutant-ish
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:08, archived)
# What Columbo's wife looks like


....uh, just one more thing...as a squirrel, with tits.
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Ahh, that takes me back to the grot-hole in Totteridge I dwelt in....
dear oh dear oh dear - bad times.

Also, as a theme suggestion; How about Perkin Warbeck's Magic Newt?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:26, archived)
# heheh, too true in my case.
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Oh, Mr the Jack:
Your website is playing silly buggers for me 'Connection was reset'.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:38, archived)
# ...wait a second...
...how many eyebrows does he have?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry] no wonder the Egyptians worshipped cats as gods
BIIIIG CAT!

if this is what was going round in their day!


here puss, here puss puss!!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:03, archived)
# See-thru pyjama cat
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:04, archived)
#
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:12, archived)
# ^THIS^
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:14, archived)
# isn't there an alt compo of huge animals?
maybe I was just dreaming.... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:45, archived)
# There is, yes, but what's wrong with that cat?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:48, archived)
# ah ok
it's been shaved by the looks of things

you mean you don't shave your cat regularly?

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:09, archived)
# I like her fluffy.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:32, archived)
# awww puss puss
sat on the microwave for any reason?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 5 Feb 2010, 19:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:47, archived)
# Cor!
that's fab
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:48, archived)
# hello Mr c
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:49, archived)
# hey
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:13, archived)
# hello master connor
nice baby head bubble thoughts balloons
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:50, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:11, archived)
# this is all kinds of WOO! *clicky*
good afternoon, b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:50, archived)
# yay! Well Done
Hello Mr C
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:51, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:11, archived)
# That's lully.
Mine's not:

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Your head is wonderful Connor!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:54, archived)
# meanwhile....
(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Crackers!




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Oi!
Put a spoiler alert on it dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Lost is boring and drawn out now. I followed it until about a quarter of the way through the 4th series and thought
fuck it this is boring
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:30, archived)
# I followed it through the first three episodes!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:31, archived)
# I got as far as LO
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Hahahaha!.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:32, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:33, archived)
# *applauds loudly from the wings*
You gave it more than enough attention, I reckon.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:34, archived)
# tell me when it's over so i can read the wikipedia page and find out WTF it was about
it's a better use of my time vs curiosity abatement
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:33, archived)
# I will probably do that as well.
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:44, archived)
# yes ...and no
I lost interest in season 3 but season 5 got me back into it. Now watching all seasons again ready for 6. I agree there were times when the filler sections were really irritating and the plot threads and backstories which went nowhere - but I really do want to see where it all ends up...
(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:34, archived)
# I want to find out as well, which is why I will read a full plot description once it's finished.
Cuts through the bullshit.
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:45, archived)
# I never thought there was any point in following it in the first place - I mean
Several series waiting for them to get rescued? Wut?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:34, archived)
# i first series is actually pretty good.
with after that it goessss........blither blither, hatch, hatch.......something something.....others......magnets......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:37, archived)
# It keeps supplanting itself in my SKY planner
I call shenanigans on Sky's part

I watched the start and end of S1 (but not the middle, didn't seem to matter),a nd first two eps of S2 and just thought that the writers were being deliberately weird and obtuse, and would end up writing themselves in a corner that the final series will NEVER be able to write itself out of.

Or somwething.

Did they ever explain the polar bear in the first episode?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:46, archived)
# You must have the usurp package.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:48, archived)
# second time i've heard this
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Kind of
There was a bear testing station in one of the Dharma bases (Series3?). Bears must have escaped, or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:54, archived)
# and what about that dot matrix cloud?
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:55, archived)
# oo crumbs
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:26, archived)
# haha

the new episodes are fab...if a little bit wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:51, archived)
[challenge entry]


....its poor monkey shit
(wbagis, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:53, archived)
# FUCK ITV AND IT'S EMPLOYEES!
THEY SHOULD ALL DIE!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:54, archived)
# in fact, have this totally related pea

(likeajackhammer, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Is that the red shark?
/gonzo
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:56, archived)
# But...
whos driving?
(wbagis, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Catnippp.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:58, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:12, archived)
# the very small mouse on the other seat
(likeajackhammer, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:59, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:15, archived)
# clutch problem
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:36, archived)
# hahah cracking!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Celebrity Horse Fellatio?
Presented on ITV2 by someone too crap to be allowed on ITV1, except during the bit in the X-Factor final where it shows some theatre in the hopeful's home town that's unfeasibly packed to the rafters with baying chavs and former teachers.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sun 7 Feb 2010, 14:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:47, archived)
# lolwut
I cracked up :D such a random idea
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Smear with garlic butter and roast in tin foil at 180c for 25 minutes.
Mmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Ah so 2 days in and the compo has already degenerated into "borderline NSFW pics with ITV logos on" then?
*tries to think of something creative to do instead of just whingeing about the compo*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:49, archived)
# but you have to admit, tits and tinfoil is a hilarious concept
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:53, archived)
# I'd watch it
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:03, archived)
# I'm going to have to go to confession this weekend
and atone for my compo suggesting sins
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Screw religion
I have money*


may contain lies
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Aha was it you? *glowers*
Have to say I was throwing my weight behind The Twisted Omentum's Wacky Races idea...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Why not?
I'm sure it would sell if it had a snappy title like: What Tits and tinfoil did next".
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:50, archived)
# I could watch this all day..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:52, archived)
#
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:45, archived)
[challenge entry] punchline didnt work....so have it anyway

New ITV satelite or something
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:43, archived)
# We cannot repel dross of this magnitude!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:35, archived)
[challenge entry] I am sure someone could animate the LWT logo....................


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(bagpuss_24 bagpuss, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:28, archived)
# i suggest a cross pollenation ofr formats
i'm a big brother contestent in the jungle, please don't get me out of here.

we see the selection process of all the hopless twats, then those chosen go to the jungle where they have the standard daily trial, then each week that have to create a 30 minute talent show to be broadcast live, with no mentoring.

Cowell will oversee and one contestant will be shot by the tower guards each week.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:40, archived)
# then they shoot cowell at the end.
and piers morgan
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:42, archived)
# And all the people who watch such shows.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:45, archived)
# ^this
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Must be terrible not being able to hop.
Even worse if you are a kangaroo.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:44, archived)
# they can take lessons form heather mills.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:46, archived)
# hahahaaaaa yes this^
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:47, archived)
# hahaha... yay for old idents!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Hi Cockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptortoise, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:50, archived)
[challenge entry] \o/


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(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Works for me!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Klass!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:27, archived)
# I love tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:28, archived)
# ^ this
roll on summer
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:29, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Who doesn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Gays and the French.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Gays love tits really
it's those icky front bottoms they have a problem with
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Is that why they like trannys?
Tits no cocks, FTW
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:04, archived)
# the things I could do to that woman!
the legality of which has not even been assessed yet!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Its ok, women are allowed to work in brothels
you just don't have to pay them very much.

Oh, and BOOOOOOBBBSSSSSSS
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:36, archived)
# i'm fairly sure that a butchers hook in the glitter is legal
as long ashe consents and you don't rip out her small colon.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:42, archived)
# oopsy!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Woopsy more like ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Late night pussy. Must be a winner.
(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Hahahaha
Ace
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:24, archived)
# hahaha
secksy mcdonald.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Yikes!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:48, archived)
# That's not a mere kat
It's a monster!
nice shadow btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:49, archived)
# GTFO.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:51, archived)
# GO TO YOUR ROOM

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:19, archived)
#
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:05, archived)
# I want one!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:51, archived)
# I don't fancy being its quarry, I'm off!!!
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:57, archived)
# LOL
Shadow is on the wrong side :)

Light source is from the left, if the left side of the crater is in darkness...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:05, archived)
# if there is another, smaller light source to the bottom right
it could work, the shadow from the main light source wouldn't be visible as it'd be on the front side of the hole :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:07, archived)
# pffffft
wut?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:12, archived)
# You
are such a bloody racist.

I think it's lovely, Halibut!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:09, archived)
# I'd never have noticed this if you hadn't pointed it out.
YOU RUINED IT FOR ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:10, archived)
# This.
I'm going to have to kill my entire family including my nephews and neices to protect them from it, and I'll send BARBAROSSA THE BILL!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:12, archived)
# YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE I LIVE
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Oh I do, Barbs.
Yes I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:16, archived)
# is it somewhere rainy?
Rainham?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Thank you for ruining Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:11, archived)
# :)
Guess what, the tooth fairy is yer maw!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:12, archived)
# It's YOUR maw!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:12, archived)
# LIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:12, archived)
# You insensitive bastard.
My mother died in a tragic apple eating incident.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:15, archived)
# That's what they told you
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:16, archived)
# You mean....she's still alive? She isn't here is she?
/surprisesuprisecillaere
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:20, archived)
# She says "Yes you do - every day"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:21, archived)
# D'oh!
Yes, of course.

Now, will it bug me sufficiently for me to re-work it?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:21, archived)
# No......
Everyone still loves it (me included)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:23, archived)
# quick and dirty
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:30, archived)
# but
the light shining on the meerkat is from the left now.

I'm so confused.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Likewise,
the shadows on the buildings are now backwards
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 16:52, archived)
# *facepalms*
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:39, archived)
# YES
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:48, archived)
# :D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:15, archived)
# woo/yay!
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:51, archived)
# *compares*
But can it find me cheap car insurance?
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 21:05, archived)

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