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[challenge entry] Don't ask what's in the carrier bag

?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 20:49, archived)
# What's in the carrier bag?
:)
(AMadDayYes, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 20:50, archived)
# Filename it.
Or click on the ? link.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 20:58, archived)
# More worried about who he's just stabbed
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 20:55, archived)
# Why is
What in the carrier bag ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 20:55, archived)
# That was a great film.
The edit for TV was ridiculous - they swapped things round chronologically and it made no sense.
The crucial point where Otis (not Henry) decides he'd like to kill someone comes after he's already done a moider - wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Nooo!
Not Henry!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 21:05, archived)
# It's always the quiet ones
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 21:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 19:27, archived)
# My only PeTA thing...



but this is something some friends did a while back: SF Cacophony Society people Eating Tasty Animals parade float
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 19:34, archived)
# P.E.T.A
People
Eating
Tasty
Animals
:D


....cant be bothered to scroll down the page...

i made that aaaages ago :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 20:14, archived)
# OMG DOMO KUN HAT!
CHEAPISH!
www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.35063~r.11188108
Woo! (takes about 2 weeks to turn up on average)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 20:50, archived)
# What's the original video?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 22:41, archived)
# I feel sick just looking at this.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sat 27 Mar 2010, 0:23, archived)
# My local KFC is now exclusively Halal.
Mrs AMadDayYes isn't keen. I still nommed some of their chicken the other day.

Should I demand non-Halal, or will I get accused of being racist or summat?
(AMadDayYes, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 20:50, archived)
# Don't know much about Halal, but
You can get Kosher KFC in Israel:
www.ynet.co.il/english/articles/0,7340,L-3683023,00.html
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 21:29, archived)
# Demand Non-Halal.
Explain that you're not superstitious and you like your chickens killed more humanely than just being bled slowly to death.
It's not racist to think someone's religion is a load of nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 21:39, archived)
# My Imaginary Sky Dwelling Overlord can
beat up your Secular Humanist!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 22:26, archived)
# er
racist?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 23:09, archived)
# Don't think so,
but it is a bit tricky...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 6:56, archived)
# Tricky
if I reply to this i'll be accused of being a racist cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 21:51, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 21:56, archived)
# Fucking ivory poaching on Channel Four right now
Makes my flesh crawl
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 19:34, archived)
# Ivory pouches would surely chafe?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 19:37, archived)
# Spotted
my fingers must be angry
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Humans haven't evolved much in the last few thousand years
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 20:00, archived)
# cunts
cunts cunts cunts cunts cunts
Jesus fucking cunting wankers

best I've got right now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 20:10, archived)
# i don't know what it is but it's got a good beat
*sings to himself*
cunts cunts cunts...
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 20:15, archived)
# Set it to the "We buy any car" jingle
Doesn't quite go with "Go Compare" (that may or may not be written by Phil Collins)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 20:17, archived)
# dont poach
frying is better
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 20:14, archived)
# People for the eating of tasty animals.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 19:36, archived)
# this made me lol like a loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 19:36, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 19:52, archived)
# heheh\
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 20:14, archived)
# hahaha i love you
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 20:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Ye gotta be careful
(bovine intervention, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:58, archived)
# fab :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:59, archived)
# Mind your noes !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 19:03, archived)
# A nosebiting shark!
that would have been even better...
Watched Shark Attack 3 last week, plenty of inspiration there :-)

(bovine intervention, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 19:16, archived)
# Right . . . then how would I smell . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 19:26, archived)
# Of fishy, minty, alcoholic vomit.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 19:28, archived)
# I had the funny feeling that I set myself up for that . . .
SHOWER TIEM !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 19:34, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 19:50, archived)
#
www.1001cocktails.com/recipes/mixed-drinks/101085/cocktail-blue-shark.html
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 19:04, archived)
# No garnish . . . fake !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 19:09, archived)
# nyom nyom
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 19:06, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 19:33, archived)
# someone really really needs to make these
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 21:19, archived)
[challenge entry] oh bri, what are you like
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:50, archived)
# Who would win, Hawkmen vs. Spartans?
I think Hawkmen because they could just fly high up and drop rocks on the Spartans.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:52, archived)
# rocks and shit
plus, bri could just shout stuff at them
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:54, archived)
# "Spartans.... DIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:56, archived)
# Sparta's not here man . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:58, archived)
# pffffft
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 19:02, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 19:09, archived)
# :DDD
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 23:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Matty73, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:29, archived)
[challenge entry] But which is better?
PS These rp memes have been around for years....



(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:39, archived)
# Well Spun !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:45, archived)
# Press escape to find out where the playbus stops today!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 19:09, archived)
# Luckily . . . I got the kitteh . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 19:36, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 19:00, archived)
# you
Joey...
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 23:41, archived)
# How brilliant!
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:42, archived)
# Vintage Goodness !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Think I would have opted for Mr.Worry.
Top stuff though! :D
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:50, archived)
# Willie and Vanille ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:48, archived)
# Francis Rossi and John 'Rhino' Edwards
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Domo Surfin
(booboogbs, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:24, archived)
# yay:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Nice one.

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I know, it's ascii but hey.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:28, archived)
# Top ASCII-ing!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:37, archived)
# nice job. i'm waiting for the shark to get him.
tj: who wants to do me a favour that wil take three seconds of your time, online? gaz me a note if so. fully legal but involves seeing a nasty pic. thanks in advance.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:29, archived)
# He keeps the grass ultra smooth too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:31, archived)
# Domo!!!! I made one in the snow back in Jan;
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:35, archived)
[challenge entry] yay
(pdjpdj, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:40, archived)
# hahaha this fucking wins
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:23, archived)
# hahah epic
Hitler was great on the xylophone
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:28, archived)
# Great feature filum !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:30, archived)
# Ye Gods
The full-length version of that goes beyond mere awesome and well into "Sass that Hoopie, Ford Prefect" territory.

Extra Ultra-Bonus points for using Star Fleet, Ulysses 31 and Terrahawks music.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:31, archived)
# super battling mighty mega ultra phunamic morphing wonder power robo b3ta rangertron team squadron heroes funny video baby dog heros drole bebe
and as per above, tj: who wants to do me a favour that wil take three seconds of your time, online? gaz me a note if so. fully legal but involves seeing a nasty pic. thanks in advance.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:33, archived)
# How nasty?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:40, archived)
# pics of a guy's meat and potatoes. not porn but nakedness.
edit: i really ought to do a proper story on my little anti-abuse campaign. the basics: i've been waging a small war on craigslist battling people who are sexually abusing animals. craigslist's staff and legal departments are both unwilling to address the propblem and actively working against me to allow it to go on.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:46, archived)
# That doesn't sound too nasty
Are they your meat and potatoes?

And I'm in favour of your campaign...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:53, archived)
# well, nasty for some. and definitely not my junk.
in favour? i'll send you a message.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 19:21, archived)
# many thanks to all those who responded and helped out.
very much appreciated. i'm not sure what effect all this will have in the short term but i am exploring new legal angles here and will spend part of the weekend writing letters and documenting the reports already made. a friend here has suggested i document this on blogspot as well, so may have to see if i can do that.

again, many thanks. you are appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 20:28, archived)
# Fucking fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:36, archived)
# Nothing short of AWESOME
love it! proper love it, what great work!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:38, archived)
# fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:39, archived)
# What everyone else said.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:40, archived)
# That film is possibly the best film ever made.
Ever.

It pisses over that film with blue giant things which I saw the other day :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:43, archived)
# The sky?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:44, archived)
# No, it was in a cinema :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:46, archived)
# The Smurfs in IMAX?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:54, archived)
# Vanessa Feltz's varicose pissflaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:46, archived)
# Now there's a band name
or maybe a reality TV show.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:58, archived)
# Simply the best response to a compo ever constructed.
Exquisite,
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 19:06, archived)
# best thing ever !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 22:58, archived)
# You know how some people write 'This wins the Internets"?
Well they can all fuck off.

Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:40, archived)
# Awesome!
Just awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 17:30, archived)
# Speechless with admiration.
*orders Terrahawks DVD*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 22:31, archived)
[challenge entry] yay for 64-bit colour.................better than 32 :)


i622.photobucket.com/albums/tt309/elvisweathercock/rope-ladder-shark2.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:11, archived)
# they should really stop flying over that shark
when will they learn
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:12, archived)
# when the shark catches and eats one I guess
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:14, archived)
# *waits*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:16, archived)
# Maybe the pilot is trying Extreme Fishing
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:19, archived)
# Those little bits bite . . . and I'm sure that the shark agrees . . .
CHOMP !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:20, archived)
# The full story:
"
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:49, archived)
# Mini epic is cute and funny !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:54, archived)
# AHAAAAAAA....box-office smash
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:58, archived)
#
good
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 9:07, archived)
# Well,
I clicked I like this :)
(AMadDayYes, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 20:56, archived)
[challenge entry] In Space, no one can email you memes.

My Gallery
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:44, archived)
# epic!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:45, archived)
# yes
this is how it's done.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:46, archived)
# hahaha
the compo certainly has picked up
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:46, archived)
# ^This. Very much.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:05, archived)
# Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:48, archived)
# muchos por favor
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:49, archived)
# like
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:52, archived)
# You have acquired some very smart pance there!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:02, archived)
# why thank you
It seems I'm sharing them with a few people 'round here.
edit: trying to make a 'smell' anim to put above them, having trouble with invisible background
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:03, archived)
# Can't help you there, I'm afraid
I'm afraidPrequal (MIA) made my bzz hat for me. I think there is an archive of hats somewhere but someone else will have to supply the link!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:06, archived)
# A hat for pants?
That might look silly.
I will struggle valiantly on.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:11, archived)
# Stink lines
A staple of children's comics.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:57, archived)
# True,
but I have synaesthesia.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 19:05, archived)
# Interesting
What form?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 19:22, archived)
# I see smells.
If they're unpleasant, then I see wavey lines.
If they're nice, I see flowers and sparkles.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 19:24, archived)
# this has more win than a winny thing
and now i'm taking my gastroenteritis-riddled tum for a lie down.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:50, archived)
# fantastic
stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:51, archived)
# LOLS.
In other news:

Someone I know put as their facebook status "I can't be arsed to go to work today." but DID actually go to work (arrived on time etc)

While at work they were then given a disciplinary notice about the facebook status.

Changing facebook status to "And now I've been given a disciplinary for my previous status" (while not on work time) has lead to them being suspended without pay, and other staff have been instructed not to talk to them...

what the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:55, archived)
# Christ.
What awful twats they must work for.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:58, archived)
# New Look I believe
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:00, archived)
# How the hell can this be legal?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:06, archived)
# I suspect it isn't.
The other staff being told not to speak to them could easily be described as bullying behaviour too.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:09, archived)
# Well I doubt there's a paper trail
and I'm sure if she kicks up a fuss they can claim she was "acting unsuitably around customers" or something equally nebulous to try and justify it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:10, archived)
# Obvously a cock of a manager.
But using facebook, twitter or things that can be traced back to you to complain about work or people you know is never a good idea.
(MSB Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:58, archived)
# It hardly sounds like complaining, though.
Sounds like one of those bosses that can't accept that everyone on their payroll is doing a job because they need the money, not out of love for the company. And running a company like that, is there any reason people complain about having to get up for work?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:02, archived)
# ^this
bosses often think they own you and/or your soul, and at all times you must be unflinchingly loyal and non-critical of whoever it is you work for

I have a big axe to grind about this kind of thing (10 years ago but still rankles)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:05, archived)
# It doesn't sound like something to get suspended for
but some people are utter cunts.
(MSB Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:06, archived)
#
Using faceboook or twitter is a bad idea in general.
Fatuous twaddle.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:03, archived)
# basically,
yeah.
(MSB Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:08, archived)
# My mum says using Facebook is fine
are you calling my mum a liar?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:09, archived)
# Not 'a liar' exactly.
More 'tragically mistaken'
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:12, archived)
# fair enough
I'll let her know.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:13, archived)
# She says OK
and do you want some cake? It's lemon drizzle, but it's yesterday's.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:13, archived)
# Thanks, but I'm not really a 'cakey' person.
But I do like cream horns. Really, not just for the lulz.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:18, archived)
# this is because people (in this case, bosses) are twats
things like that make me mad, because there's generally no comeback, other than the employee either telling them to shove their job up their arse (risky, bad result for employee) or attempting to drag them through a tribunal (there's enough b3tans who've had this sort of thing who will tell you it ain't easy)

people are twats
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:01, archived)
# Ah, pre-internet memories
recollectionbooks.com/bleed/images/BB/dormir.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:01, archived)
# sounds like a great case for suing the employer
tell them to take it to citizens advice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:03, archived)
# Sadly I think they are more likely to take it to
"I'm 17 and frankly New Look can fuck off"
as it requires less effort.

I will encourage the seeking of expert opinion though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:09, archived)
# Or at the least,
defriending the boss.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:20, archived)
# best reply ever
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:31, archived)
# who are they
I'll kill them.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:12, archived)
# they are
EVERYONE AROUND YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:13, archived)
# We have a winner.
(Spui, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:56, archived)
# that is awesome
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:56, archived)
# LOL :DD
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:56, archived)
# This so much win *glee*
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:09, archived)
#
fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 12:05, archived)
# i remeber that roundabout
its forever epic in my book
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 18:42, archived)
# I did a real LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 3:31, archived)
# I did too
and continue to do so every time he comes round.

It's too much for Clarkson
(MuckTrumpet is winking furiously, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:43, archived)
# superb
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:19, archived)
# oh my god!
I love this more than life itself right now!!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 2 Apr 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Svenno!
YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:33, archived)
# fucking hell
love it
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 19:33, archived)
# hahaha
yes
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 19:46, archived)
# fanfuckingtabulous
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 20:46, archived)
# hahaha!
You can't beat a bit of Beattie.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 21:31, archived)
# b3tans...
they mostly come out at night... mostly.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 23:20, archived)
# You are consistently brilliant
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 9:39, archived)
[challenge entry] have one from way back. Univerally challenged


first challenge entry
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:36, archived)
# We can see why...
Not really... Woo...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:40, archived)
# Ul J and bus are classic memes
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:43, archived)
# "Ul J and Bus" was my favourite cartoon when i was a kid
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Needs more chinese guy
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:06, archived)
# The BBC News frontpage just made me think of this...
(Jamey, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:19, archived)
# fades in and out always make gifs huge
avoid them and you can keep it 256 colours
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:25, archived)
# Cheers
Didn't know that... I usually edit video so tend to fade liberally.
(Jamey, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:33, archived)
# I AM SO CLICKING THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
because I've just spent 22 mins trying get through to someone in the council...

and i am STILL on the phone to my insurance and it took 25 mins and 5 people to get to the right person.


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:40, archived)
# tenant's home insurance scheme?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:43, archived)
# no trying to add a car onto my existing policy
still on the phone


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

*reincarnated*
*dies again*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:48, archived)
# yet another reason why i don't drive
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:49, archived)
# drive without insurance
problem solved
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:51, archived)
# can't drive
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:53, archived)
# You don't know that until you've tried
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:01, archived)
# it's not hard to drive
it's all the bullshit that comes with it

stop at a red light etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:11, archived)
# or go on a killing spree in an insurance call centre...?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:58, archived)
# and at the moment nor do I
haha!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:53, archived)
# Someone should contact Plutonium4Cash.com
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:23, archived)
# its a beautiful thing
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:09, archived)
# it isn't.
it really isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:10, archived)
# ?
?
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:13, archived)
# Its satirical
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:14, archived)
# Satirising what, exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:31, archived)
# ERRM!
....something about the impending doom of a tory gov... quick look ! a hippo with dogs face!
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:33, archived)
# test
this is a test
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 23:35, archived)
# she's an oozlum bird
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:16, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:16, archived)
# jaysus!
also, your profile is neato
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:57, archived)
# thanks!
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:31, archived)
# BUY NOW

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:01, archived)
# he doesn't need to protect himself
he's got no head!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:06, archived)
# Does it have a scent of garlic ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:09, archived)
# no, dear, that's you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:10, archived)
# fresh
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:28, archived)
# yes i am
i showered this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:38, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:45, archived)
#
Sorry, the page you requested was not found.

Additionally, a 410 Gone error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:46, archived)
# Sorted.
Dunno why that was coming up.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:48, archived)
# take the break out of the URL
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Do I have to do everything for you?
www.collectedcurios.com/Hippos_Hate_Barbie.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:49, archived)
# I'm not thick, Bus King, I was just pointing it out in an unhelpful manner.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:50, archived)
# I got only 2 buses today :(
And I am not even sure if I made it to double figures for the whole week :(

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:53, archived)
# is he related to the toast king?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:55, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:05, archived)
# pity
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:09, archived)
# Ha ha, he should stand at a bus stop with these chaps...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Pfft!
I have never stood at a bus stop with those people!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:05, archived)
# 6 buseys' count them 6 gary buseys'!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:12, archived)
# oh my god, the TEETH!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:14, archived)
# Yeah, well I'm not that keen on hippos either
*cocks a snoot*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:46, archived)
# Tech support Barbie.
Oh my God.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:47, archived)
# I can't help feeling that was another case of 'Mr Splashy Pants'.
i.e. 'However bad your marketing department's ideas might be, don't ask the internet for its opinion'.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:52, archived)
# The marketing department over here seem to be devoid of any original ideas themselves.
They don't know what they want until you supply them with something yourself, whereupon they definitely know what they don't want.

Unless the idea is 'great'. Then they can modify it ever so slightly to make them feel like they've had input.

In short: I love those guys.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:00, archived)
# Me no see
But the small image is just dandy regardless.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:47, archived)
# i have mixed feelings about this
on the one hand, i'm glad you drew this, it's a great thing.
on the other hand, i harbour an intense hatred of barbies and i now feel like a hippo :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Hahaha
Hungry Hungry Hippos!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:49, archived)
#
Ravenous Ravenous Rhinos
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:55, archived)
# *tries to resist reposting hippo with tits*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:49, archived)
#
do it
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:56, archived)
# That's all the spur I needed...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:01, archived)
# phwoar
etc
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:04, archived)
# I bet that taste salty...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:34, archived)
# *vomits*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:04, archived)
# that's the last time i go to a playboy party
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
The biggest laugh I've got form b3ta for a while
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:45, archived)
# hahahaha, what a nutter
big image works
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Ripper !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:01, archived)
# hehe :O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:23, archived)
# Yay!
I feel honoured now.

Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 19:00, archived)
# New campaign poster leaked by ad agency employee

click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:29, archived)
# Ahahah.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Thatcherism by the back door.

(jflinden wifflewaffle, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Oi!
*sues*
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:41, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:47, archived)
# perhaps
I should point out that the above image was a reply to another image (the left half of the image) that was having problems with smoothness.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:55, archived)
# The cat did a whoopsie where now?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Have you ever posted
an entirely coherent sentence on here?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:07, archived)
# haha
mighty work
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Actual work
was badly getting in the way of doing as good a job as I wanted to on this, c'est la vie.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:31, archived)
# excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:31, archived)
# haha fantastic
give Thatcher a council facelift and she is hot!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:32, archived)
# Davey likes her norks

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:06, archived)
# Brilliant.
:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:34, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Marvellous!!!!

*Clicks*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Fan fucking tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:51, archived)
# Jaws 5?

Including a Kung-Fu freebase?
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:26, archived)
# can't be worse than the fourth
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Call central casting . . . we're gonna need a bigger boat !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:30, archived)
[challenge entry] We're going to need a bigger hellurcobter

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:33, archived)
# This is a work of art!
:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Rescued at sea !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:41, archived)
# oh hell yes, me like lots!
*click*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Gormley's original idea for the Angel of the North...

was a bit different. Shame it got rejected for that other one, really.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Ready for a dogfight !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:20, archived)
# bring it on!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Woooooooooooooof _____________ .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:29, archived)
# Look out beloooooooooooooooooooow !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:31, archived)
# haha!
fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:32, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:40, archived)
# hoverdog!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:31, archived)
# it can't be gormley's
it clearly wasn't based on a cast of his body.
fucking narcissistic wanker that he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:21, archived)
# oh, he is...
it's all me, me, me...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:22, archived)
# i really dislike him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:23, archived)
# he can do iconic art, though.
shame he's so self-obsessed.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:24, archived)
# my dicky tum is making me unreasonably angry
i really want to spew forth a vile torrent of vitriolic bile, aimed squarely at that self-aggrandising bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:27, archived)
# who would you kill first?
Gormley or Emin?
Personally I quite like some of Gormley's stuff, so it would deffo be Emin. Talentless bore that she is.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:31, archived)
# i'd slowly mince emin from the feet up
and then force-feed her to gormley, till he choked to death on her rancid meat.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:35, archived)
# You've thought about this before, haven't you?
*backs slowly away with fixed grin*
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:40, archived)
# not those two, no
but i was an evil, evil child...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:42, archived)
# this is true, but he's still utterly fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:46, archived)
# isn't
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Meme? What's a meme?
Photobucket
Seriously what is a meme?
(Spy is dead., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:06, archived)
# don't feed your spacehopper balloons
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:09, archived)
# More like . . . what's in one . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:19, archived)
# armed and dangerous!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:06, archived)
# "Ow, I just sat on myself again"
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:06, archived)
# You'd be smug too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Naughty but ace!

:)

*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:09, archived)
# HAHA
like the Stella can
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Seat Picker
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:20, archived)
# concise and
to the point! :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:23, archived)
# Other variations you may have enjoyed
Tineye, mentioned by Tribs below, provides a handy history of smugness
www.tineye.com/search/451590a02fae5331c5e47533d412ebb418f72d06
(AgeingGeek Father of Two, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 16:29, archived)
# HAHA.............please refrain from self-portraits & showing off your willy
:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:16, archived)

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