GOAT!
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:13,
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Frankie Valli and the Four* Seasons*ok, three
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:22,
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hahawhat a great looking film - (the original)
assuming it is this: images.google.co.uk/images?q=This Island Earth
(assuming it is this: images.google.co.uk/images?q=This Island Earth
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:24,
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Hahahahah! I love that film... One day I will build an interocitor machine :D
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:39,
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Awwww! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:13,
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Today's news got me thinking...
No apologies for MS Paintage, I dunnit in me lunch break and I'm pants with computers...
you are such a girl! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:20,
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*peeks*phwoar!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:25,
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i drew this like week with bad arms and legs
so i gave it better arms and legs.
sooperdooper
sooperdave,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 12:42,
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Because life is only ever a bleak, unstoppable march filled with pain to death? Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 12:48,
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you say that like there's the glimmer of hope of a choice Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 12:53,
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It excites me to raise hopes and watch them dashed.See my parents for details.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 12:58,
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He can't look at himself in the mirror without laughing in his own face. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 12:57,
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Its his dad, innit? Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:20,
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I released these guys last October, they're probably dead now...
(,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 12:22,
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hahahaand the Henhousegate affair
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 12:20,
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hehehe :D theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 12:36,
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there's a little bit of me thinks...Filbert The Fox and Vicky Vixen?
(,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:33,
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If Life’s a Peach…
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Then you're its (arm) pit.
your brain sir, appears to be broken Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 12:15,
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It's most definately a good thing Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 12:18,
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I was expecting a barrage of Weekend at Bernie's posts yesterday :)
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 12:09,
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hahahaha Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 12:25,
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HahahaGo on Max. Milk that cancerous teat.
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 12:27,
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hahashe loves it!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 12:30,
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Saw this lot on Granada News last night.Fuming with righteous indignation they were.
I'm not sure which would be the worse state of affairs - them trying to smuggle a stiff through the airport or if they genuinely hadn't noticed that the old boy had pegged out some 2 days earlier...
(I'm not sure which would be the worse state of affairs - them trying to smuggle a stiff through the airport or if they genuinely hadn't noticed that the old boy had pegged out some 2 days earlier...
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 12:11,
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2 days?!Only heard a snippet of this on the news yesterday. I thought their story was quite plausible. But 2 DAYS?! That takes the piss
( Joliet,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 12:15,
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indeedyou would have expected him to have pissed himself within 2 days
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 12:16,
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Beeb website says 24 hrs nowGranada News yesterday said it could have been as early as Good Friday.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 12:18,
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I reckon 2008 news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8606617.stm
he looks like he's been mummified
(he looks like he's been mummified
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 12:21,
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I'm assuming that thisis because easy jet seats are cheaper than corpse haulage?
( Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 12:29,
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hahawhat a kerfuffle!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 12:13,
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if only theyd attached an elaborate system of strings to his arms and legs,they might have got away with it
(,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 12:25,
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My word it's slow around here the day...Have this
...the basis of a gift of some description for a nephew of mine, who is about 3 months old and is a proper Stewie, so I figured he needed some form of avuncular support and guidance in his plans for world domination.
(...the basis of a gift of some description for a nephew of mine, who is about 3 months old and is a proper Stewie, so I figured he needed some form of avuncular support and guidance in his plans for world domination.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 11:23,
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Ahh, what a thoughtful present!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 11:28,
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As long as it buys me a ticket on the evacuation shuttle...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 11:31,
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He did that so effectively...that I have in fact never even had a sister!!!
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 11:40,
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Yep that's why I'm currying favour at an early stage.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 11:50,
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niceif this was a real book, i'd totally buy it
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spacefish bong!,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 11:38,
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I know I saw that it had gone lower case but couldn't be fannied to go back in and change it...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 11:43,
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Never mind. Mine was more of a GREAT SCOTT type of comment anyway
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 11:46,
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But... but... what tool do you use to repair a hammer?*quantum asplosion*
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 12:09,
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please deploy now(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 12:09,
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THE ONLY THING THEY HAVE IN COMMEN-MUSIC.HAND PAINTED OIL ON CANVAS BY THE FAMOUS GREGORY MYRICK
( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 12:18,
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I'd buy thisbut I don't know what I'd do with three of them. So I'm sticking with the two I already have.
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 12:21,
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get out and walk the rest of the way! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:01,
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Crowds of rotting corpses always go down well.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 10:38,
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"It's an ugly planet; a FISH planet!" theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 10:38,
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hahapololitics
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 10:19,
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The problem with being an anarchist, I've realised,is that the most brutal arseholes with the best access to hefty weaponry would end up on top, after a prolonged agony of starvation, misery and grief.
So we can't just withdraw, howevermuch loathing we feel.
It ain't easy.
(So we can't just withdraw, howevermuch loathing we feel.
It ain't easy.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 10:22,
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do you get a good dental plan? Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 10:23,
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Oddly enough, yes.I have free access to the same dental miracle-worker who caters for Tony Blair and Robbie Savage.
And I still get to throw Molotov Cocktails.
(And I still get to throw Molotov Cocktails.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 10:29,
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you can still have police, welfare and general organisation in anarchythere just aren't the individual points of accountability that form in a hierarchical system. but on the flip side- ever tried to get something done by consensus?
( spacefish bong!,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 11:01,
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Do the policemen ad lib it, and enforce laws they make up themselves?You'd think they'd arrest each other a lot, for kidnapping people.
Alternatively they could just ask people nicely to stop doing things, in which case a policeman would be anybody who likes whinging.
(,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 11:28,
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Alternatively they could just ask people nicely to stop doing things, in which case a policeman would be anybody who likes whinging.
given how hard it is to get consensus on anything, very probablyi once met a guy who had done security at buddhafield. the job basically involves hugging miscreants until they repent
( spacefish bong!,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 11:37,
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That's a problem with being an anarchist surrounded by brutal arseholes.It's alright if you're surrounded by kittens, anarchy works quite well then.
(,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 11:07,
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Well yes. This is exactly it.I tried to be an anarchist for a while, until I realised how unutterably ridiculous it is.
But I will own that it's a great way to shag hippy chicks.
(But I will own that it's a great way to shag hippy chicks.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 11:19,
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Lolitics!Personally, I think this is far from cut and dried
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 10:22,
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absolutely, the labour party are clearly fuckwits that you wouldn't trust to open a tin of beans that was already half openedhowever, the conservatives are tory shitcunts
Luckily I live in norn iron where we don't get a say in who runs the country anyway
(Luckily I live in norn iron where we don't get a say in who runs the country anyway
VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 10:26,
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there's only one party I;d consider voting forand they're not running here
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 10:33,
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lemonparty? Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 10:39,
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it's going to be relatively interesting this time out Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 12:07,
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hahaha - now I get it...you see, the woman actually works for the Cheshire Wildlife Trust but the she was pretending to be a removal company which is obviously not the same thing - I doubt if they even have lorries with the suitable cloth wrapping to protect furniture or even bubble wrap ! hehehe
(
dogfish,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 10:24,
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No you're wrongBob's big removal company are supporters of the Cheshire Wildlife Trust and, as such, have a poster about it up in their office.
(,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 10:26,
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so......she even put up the same poster in her office as Bobs Big Removal Company have to add to the subterfuge, just in case any of the pololiticians came in to book ?
( dogfish,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 10:29,
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I heard that Nick Clegg on the wireless this morning, avoiding answering whether or not they'd raise VAT(I know they have to and I don't have a problem with it). He floundered, avoided the question, avoided the answer, misdirected and tried to promote soundbites.
All politicians are the same - deceitful and power-hungry. Otherwise they wouldn't be in lolotics.
(All politicians are the same - deceitful and power-hungry. Otherwise they wouldn't be in lolotics.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 10:44,
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Sounds like a perfect candidate for PM then
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 11:04,
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Precisely. One weasley liar or another.One might as well mark your vote guided by who you think's got the best hair.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 11:06,
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this is the troubleyou generally have to vote for politicians
having said that, my MP was one of the only ones to make a stand against the Digital Economy Bill last night
(having said that, my MP was one of the only ones to make a stand against the Digital Economy Bill last night
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 11:07,
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Huzzah!debillitated.heroku.com/
My MP was too busy tweeting about the bloody power cut. What a twat.
(My MP was too busy tweeting about the bloody power cut. What a twat.
Joliet,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 11:12,
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it's the feeling of powerlessness and frustration that got mealthough this looks hopeful: www.bjp-online.com/public/showPage.html?page=874087
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 11:46,
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The copyright law is still bollockshas has been proven by the fact that personal photos by celebs on twitter are appearing in national newspapers as "news" when it's lazy journalism!
( Joliet,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 12:13,
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i think we should move towards the italian model of parliamentary democracy.Whoever's got the hottest wife wins. Nick Clegg would completely destroy the others
(,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 11:07,
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there are plenty of people who will base their vote on such a system Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 11:16,
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Good morningI had a dream last night...
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:15,
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hahahahah! That blue dress really brings out the colour in Freebase's eyes.or maybe not, but both him and Gmos are creeping me out :D
Good nings medi and the /board.
(Good nings medi and the /board.
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:19,
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the dress does suit him***BONUS IMAGE***
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:22,
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His facial expression just keeps on giving mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 11:43,
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'ningI think the one on the left is rob with a mask on:P
(
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:43,
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hahahah, you're right! :DNings RG
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:47,
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Was it a SEXY dream?Morning everyone, Hope you've all got a good breakfast inside of you. Most important meal of the day.
Edit: Reading your choices for the 1st meal of the day I have to say I am saddned.
(Edit: Reading your choices for the 1st meal of the day I have to say I am saddned.
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:21,
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I'm thinking about making some coffee, toast and a big fuckoff omelet mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:22,
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Make sure they're fresh fuckoffs not that tinned stuff. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:23,
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the dried ones are OK - as long as you soak them for long enough Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:27,
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YesYou get all that lovely fuckoff juice afterwards too!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:28,
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Come off it.Nothing beats a Tuscan sun-dried fuckoff.
It said so in The Observer.
*EDIT* Like I'd know. I've had 1/3 of a Farley's Rusk for breakfast, washed down with half a tin of last night's Scrumpy Jack.
(It said so in The Observer.
*EDIT* Like I'd know. I've had 1/3 of a Farley's Rusk for breakfast, washed down with half a tin of last night's Scrumpy Jack.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:38,
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I spoilt for choiceI got to the fantastic fuckoff stall outside the Untied Nations building. They have a vast array of fuckoffs from all over the world!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:42,
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Oh, the humanity!All manner of fuckoff, from street-level to Michelin-starred, from every corner of the globe!
*starves deliberately*
(*starves deliberately*
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:45,
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Personally I'm a fan of the range of fair trade fuckoff available to the public these days.Particularly the Bonos and Geldoff variaties that are just coming into season.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:48,
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The new-season Geri Haliwell fuckoffs are very reasonable at Asda at the moment. Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:51,
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I have no time to soak my fuckoffs long enough mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:49,
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THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM MEDIOCRE - YOU JUST DON'T THINK AHEAD Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:51,
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They say pickled fuckoffs keep for years. Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:57,
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put chives in the omelet - that will make you look sophisticated n that. Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:24,
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Love the sigHave you thought oh hosting a charity night in the aid of homeless imigrants?
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:27,
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I'm biting my lip over itthe houseguest is only for a couple of days and is Mrs S's god-daughter whom she hasn't seen for about 10 years. She is 19, and despite apparently being in education, thinks that talking about tattoos and not pronouncing words properly is cool. The BNP revelation came out last night, luckily before I got home from work. DOESN'T SHE REALISE THAT I LISTEN TO RADIO 4 FOR GODS SAKE!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:30,
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Did you "tut" at her?I am a radio 4 listener, and I know the power of a good stern "tut" maybe followed by a shake of the head for emphasis.
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:32,
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Being a Parish Councillor I know the value of a stern letter as we get them weeklyinvariably 30% will say...
"While I am NOT the kind of person who likes to complain. I feel it is my DUTY to point out the disgraceful state of THE BINS! The bins are a shocking mess, they disgust sane minded people and terrify small children, not to mention the Rats and Badgers!
("While I am NOT the kind of person who likes to complain. I feel it is my DUTY to point out the disgraceful state of THE BINS! The bins are a shocking mess, they disgust sane minded people and terrify small children, not to mention the Rats and Badgers!
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:43,
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NO-ONE TOLD US THERE WOULD BE FISH IN THE SEA(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:45,
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And thems forrins coming over here stealing out fruit picking jobs!:OEDIT: hahaha. I remember some of these. I could add a few to that.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:46,
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It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England it only took the Americans three hours to get home.I had to secretly try and grope the stewadesses for a WHOLE NINE HOURS
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:52,
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now then - your average forrin would have known thisdue to them being worldly wise
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:53,
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Ha ha :D The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:56,
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Well the Bin family at no 47 are a rowdy lot!:O riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:45,
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especially Bin Laden Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:54,
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hahahaI eat Parish Councillors for breakfast.
Fuck 'em and their bus stop whines. I'm busy.
So busy, in fact, I can mysteriously find time to post drivel on b3ta.
(Fuck 'em and their bus stop whines. I'm busy.
So busy, in fact, I can mysteriously find time to post drivel on b3ta.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 10:02,
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r 4 strn txt n that Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:43,
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I found this out after she had sloped off to bedshe is utterly tedious to speak to
GOD I'M SO OLD. but right.
(GOD I'M SO OLD. but right.
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:40,
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Well you could always make her feel and home and change your username to Griffin Savalas riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:34,
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I changed it from Griffin Saverin case anyone thought I wanted to conserve him in any way
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:38,
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although putting eggs in will definately make you seem like you know what you are doing Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:42,
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crunchy chickens Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:55,
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Less thinking... Get to it! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:27,
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I got me some coffeethat will do for now...omelet imminent
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:31,
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Coffee and barocca:P'ningles
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:23,
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did you put the barocca in the coffee? Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:27,
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NoooYou're thinking of lime and coconuts.
I've always thought that Barocca are missing out on an advertising trick. They should be celebrating the day glo piss (the product not Robert Killroy Silk)!
(I've always thought that Barocca are missing out on an advertising trick. They should be celebrating the day glo piss (the product not Robert Killroy Silk)!
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:30,
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ewwwwThough watching Heston Blumenthal last night demonstrating the 60s method of quick Duck a'la orange sauce was equally grim.
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:31,
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Food! you need food with thatcoffee and plinky-fizzy-turbo-orange are not a true breakfast.
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:28,
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Yeah had a heavy dinner and with my lack of sleep food will just make me more tired.It's not ideal but I have a system. Coffee and barocca for breakkie will keep me going to about 2pm, a couple of red bulls will keep me going to andout seven and I'll just have to battle through to I finish work at ten.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:31,
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not knowing what barocca is, I just did an unfiltered google search... would be an interesting breakfast!(whatever you do, don't click on "images" if your at work!)
( the bonzo dog , down on Jollity Farm on,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 10:09,
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coffee, OJ, Prozac, Ibroprufenmore coffee. a banana, and soon - more coffee
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:24,
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braw!have chips with that
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:32,
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chips for breakfast is an under-rated feast Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:41,
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HahahaThat's how I feel this morning. An eighteen hour shift, an hour and a half's sleep over a five hour period then topped off with a forteen hour shift.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:22,
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I haven't woken up yetthis isn't helping.
Ning the board
(Ning the board
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:23,
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we had a dream last nightwe had the same dream
(
deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:43,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Remaking Films With Animals"){kind=small}
:)
(it did say tv as well!)
Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait....,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 5:31,
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AND NOW, THE GNUSbit quiet, innit?
this afternoon I have been perusing bibliographies
apparently, Nice Girls Grow Geraniums.
www.philsp.com/homeville/FMI/t747.htm#A16195
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 6:30,
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The things we peruse !plonks a bunch of them covers away for use at a later date.
( Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait....,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 6:40,
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So is it my b3ta that has stopped or everyones?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 8:46,
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I don't know why
but this seems like an appropriate follow up
@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 11:24,
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Hahahaha Trev's face is perfick. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 10:05,
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That's shit!I mean, WOO!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 2:21,
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Oh my fucking god.Hotel room LOLs.
But how the hell did you get into my house?
(But how the hell did you get into my house?
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 2:22,
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oh, I've known cats like that.woo!
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 3:42,
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jack nicholson's sad attempts at acting bring this behaviour out in everyone.
postbear has metal knees,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 4:43,
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TA-DAAAA !hahahaha
That's showbiz.
(That's showbiz.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 5:20,
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I'd rather there than my carefully-planted seed beds, the little bugger/oh god I've turned old blog
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 8:58,
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ooofshould feed that cat paint!
wooo btw
(wooo btw
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 9:02,
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i clciked for biggeri am amazed at how well the quality was retained on the smaller version
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 1:45,
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Nicely done!Welcome to the gayshift :) Are you insomniac, student, shift-worker, forrin, or all of the above?
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 1:48,
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I always like to pretend a new users name is an anagramIn this case it would anagramous to Sarah Horn
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 1:54,
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now draw al poochino drinking an alpoccino.mmm, caffeinated extruded hoof.
( postbear has metal knees,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 4:44,
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there are choices out side the main partys
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 1:34,
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All you need is love.Love love love.
What a superb exemplar dear old Josef is.
(What a superb exemplar dear old Josef is.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 1:47,
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He gets my votewell if it was between him, cameron and brown
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 1:49,
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lolFritzl
parties
pedant's
(parties
pedant's
deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 1:38,
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Australia is much safer with him behind bars PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 1:42,
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dude, you are soooo fucking stonedquit posting nao
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 1:47,
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I thought he liked being locked up.It's a disgrace really, they should force him to walk around in a park.
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 1:45,
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Sounds cruel and unusual.
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 1:49,
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doesn't 'cruel and unusual' actually sound kind of fun? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 1:51,
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Inflict the horrible burden of freedom?You sic fuc.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 1:49,
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people expressing (incorrectly) that Frtizl was Australian was a bit of a mini-meme PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 1:50,
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Wate, you mean Austria and Australia are two different places?!?!?!!
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 1:53,
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naw dude, I think they are both in Germany PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 1:55,
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I believe they were divided into two different countries after world war 2.To stop them causing trouble in the future.
(
4Q just lurking,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 1:57,
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ok. it's all perfectly clear now.
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 2:04,
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Australia went to war with Hong Kong while Austria chose to abstain.
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 2:59,
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I put $20 on the Hong Kongese to win.Now everyone's telling me there's no such people. FUCK YOU ALL.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 4:26,
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Is someone seriously trying to imply Josef Fritzl isn't a typical Australian? Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 1:57,
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surprise sex scandals will never be used to blackmail him.that's a point in his favour.
( postbear has metal knees,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 4:48,
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well, this is one of the stranger interpretations of the image challenge
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 1:25,
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Theater of the obspurred !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 1:34,
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I thinkwww.imdb.com/title/tt0124349/
Seems to be a US variant too, but other than that I'm stumped. Had to google it.
Night board!
(Seems to be a US variant too, but other than that I'm stumped. Had to google it.
Night board!
Jimbuktu See? Right here,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 1:44,
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they might be more effectivethen current little hitlers SO's
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 1:14,
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Hullo, llort,why the name change?
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 1:21,
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Oh, right.Well, it's great to get rid of that cunt Llort! Now I can talk about what a cunt he was!
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 1:30,
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I never could stand him,the scofulous horse-minge.
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 1:33,
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you're just trying to get some clunge again.
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 1:34,
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Again?This is the first time I've ever tried to get some clunge in my wee life!
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 1:38,
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And now for a Dad joke
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:56,
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Arf. This earns another airing for the hurdy gurdy birdie.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:59,
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sweet dancing grandma!even my dad would be ashamed of that one!
and now i'm really going to bed
(and now i'm really going to bed
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 1:03,
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That's pluckin' funny ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 1:13,
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I'm not a pheasant pluckerI'm a pheasant plucker's son
But I'll be plucking pheasants
'Til the pheasant-plucking's done.
(But I'll be plucking pheasants
'Til the pheasant-plucking's done.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 1:21,
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I'm not a pheasant-pluckerI'm a pheasant-plucker's wife,
And when we pluck together
It's a pheasant plucking life!
(And when we pluck together
It's a pheasant plucking life!
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 1:24,
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That's pluckin' wonderful ! Plus . . . I was wondering . . .
How many pheasants could a pheasant plucker pluck
if a pheasant plucker could pluck pheasants ?
(How many pheasants could a pheasant plucker pluck
if a pheasant plucker could pluck pheasants ?
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 1:32,
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As many cans as a cannibal can nibble,if a cannibal can nibble cans.
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 1:46,
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i know, i'm still shiteand it's probably bindun and bindun better, but still
(
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:24,
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Not shite.Stick around, insult some stranger on the other side of the world, laff.
Pull up an otter.
(Pull up an otter.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:25,
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Hahaha how silly!
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:41,
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DON'T CALL ME LEN, YOU LITTLE SHIT! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:44,
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hehehehwell, i'm off to bed.
g'night all!
(g'night all!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:55,
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?Whut you talkin' 'bout, Willis?
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:51,
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umfather ted
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:54,
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You mean you haven't seen Father Ted?!
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:56,
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Not all of 'em.Clearly there's something I'm not getting here.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 1:01,
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Um, maybe you want "Kicking Bishop Brennan Up The Arse"
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 1:23,
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I reckon you're probably right.They show Father Ted so often, I always think I'll see all of it eventually.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 1:25,
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Unforgivable...It's "Call me by my proper title, you little bollocks!".
(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 1:34,
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well, i like itpull up a chair and pull down your pants
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:35,
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Thanks guysi just thought i'd have a bash. then i made a picture
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 1:39,
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*likes*anything with otters in it has to be good....
( Damien's Hearse,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:38,
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hahahahaha!loving shiny william!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:40,
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RODNEY YOU PLONKERthis is great
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:48,
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PLONKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!hahahahahahahahaaha!
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 5:17,
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thankyou, you're the first person to laugh at one of my posts :)
(,
Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:52,
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Rotting lamb in the shape of a rutting man. Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:01,
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Yay!Just what I always wanted! Thanks you guys!
( Jimbuktu See? Right here,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:07,
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Remember not to undercook it. Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:10,
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Hehe!Oh Gordo, you're so out of touch with the ruling classes!
Personally, in the general election, I'm voting for The Queen.
(Personally, in the general election, I'm voting for The Queen.
greedydave cries when he wanks,
Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:51,
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Ha. Sad but true.
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:52,
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cunt!instead of watching cash in the attic, i was treated to a bird's eye view of this utter twat being driven through london to catch a fucking train!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:54,
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Ha I was a bit surprised with that too.Still, we got Bargain Hunt, albeit not the advertised episode.
( greedydave cries when he wanks,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:00,
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i console myselfwith the fact that it would probably have been hosted by lorne "fake laugh" spicer
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:03,
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Oh God. I will pretty much watch any shit.But Lorne Spicer? No thank-you. I'll get a life before I watch her shows.
( greedydave cries when he wanks,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:10,
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she has the worst dress sense, too Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:13,
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AndShe shouts instead of talks.
(
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 1:15,
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I've formally applied to go on Bargain Hunt.I did it a fortnight ago, and I still haven't heard back. I hope they don't think I'm just taking the piss. Cos I'm never just taking the piss.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:09,
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It'd be great to see you on there!We'll know it's you. We'll just know!
( greedydave cries when he wanks,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:11,
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I'll be bald, bespectacled and smirking.God save strawberry jam and all the other varieties...
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:14,
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Hurrah!The strawberry jam line doesn't quite fit into the b3ta sig. :(
( greedydave cries when he wanks,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:20,
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Ah, b3ta sig letter number frustration blues...yep. We've all suffered that. And found workarounds.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:24,
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if you get on the showi challenge you, here and now, to work my name into the conversation somehow
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:13,
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Easy peasy.EXPERT: "This is a delightful example of early Edwardian silversmithing, characterised by the almost rococo Stoke-on-Trent style of curlicue you can see here, and here."
ME: "Smash Monkey."
(ME: "Smash Monkey."
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:18,
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You demonstrate a touching faith in my long-term memory.Christ, my short-term memory is crap enough.
Anyway, what were we talking about?
(Anyway, what were we talking about?
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:28,
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something about cheese, wasn't it? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:34,
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Krautrock.Or Cuba.
Or vacuum cleaners.
One of those, maybe.
*gazes into the mirror with horror*
(Or vacuum cleaners.
One of those, maybe.
*gazes into the mirror with horror*
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:41,
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Look on the bright side, it just means more b3ta-time!
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:03,
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it wouldbut i went shopping instead
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:07,
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that last shot of her chewing her cud should be on a coin. postbear has metal knees,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:15,
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hahahathis actually makes me feel sorry for Gordon, twunt though he may be. Can't be as much of a twunt as that tory twunt.
I have noticed a marked lack of the use of the word twunt round b3ta lately. twunts.
(I have noticed a marked lack of the use of the word twunt round b3ta lately. twunts.
Damien's Hearse,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 0:40,
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hahahahaalthough you've made the Queen look like she's having a stroke
(
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Wed 7 Apr 2010, 1:44,
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