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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:11, archived)

I do like your stuffs :)

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:12, archived)

That's seriously messed up.

As are, now, my pants.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:13, archived)

Mornin

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:14, archived)

Morning!

How's it going?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:19, archived)

Pretty good

still haven't had a coffee but that aside things are good.

You?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:24, archived)

have coffee now

it's a good thing

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:27, archived)

Lemsip ahoy.

/fed up of feeling crappy at weekends.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:50, archived)

poor sickie

do you need a flubbing?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:55, archived)

Sounds like that would cost extra at a massage palour.

Sure!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:00, archived)

*flubs*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:01, archived)

*films*

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:05, archived)

ho there, meat by-product!

haven't seen you in a while! how are you keeping?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:06, archived)

I'm keeping wellish I guess how are you going smash?

I've decided to post a little more, been lurking for a while.

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:15, archived)

not bad

fell off my bike t'other day, fucked my elbow up a bit

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:16, archived)

Yeah I did that a few weeks ago, my shoulder and thumb still hurt :(

teach me to prat around doing jazz hands.

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:24, archived)

hahahaha!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:28, archived)

sup?

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:36, archived)

hello

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:49, archived)

howzitgowan?

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:04, archived)

How do.

Work's BBQ today. Woo, sorry, roo.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:51, archived)

Maths never has a bbq :(

Last time there was a bbq near by it was the first year biology tutor welcome, we had to sneak in and rush off.

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:03, archived)

Ah, just our office.

At the boss' house.
Turns out we have a few friends in common - Jenny and Yue.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:05, archived)

I've met (and probably offended) Chunny as well.

Damnit, I want to go to a bbq now.

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:13, archived)

unexpected bowel movements

ftw

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:14, archived)

That they were,

that they were....

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:20, archived)

AUSTRALIAN WOOD DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

/ac

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:16, archived)

Re: Fwd: ACS Publication Proof Review for cg9015349

/ac

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:20, archived)

Re: Rammstein Pussy NOT SAFE FOR WORK

/ac

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:36, archived)

Re: Deposited Data - CCDC 749502 - 749510

/ac

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:53, archived)

Oh I do love your stylings Mr/Miss/Mrs/Ms/Dr Steerable forehead

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:13, archived)

Just before the milestone I'm going to delete all my posts from forever.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:38, archived)

This is the stuff of nightmares

Amazing.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:13, archived)

Your paintings are always great.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:14, archived)

it's the toast king's evil twin!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:14, archived)

Thats what it became

wasn't aiming for it, just happened.

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:18, archived)

you really should have insanity prawn boy in there somewhere

purely because he is wonderful

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:20, archived)

short nighties and leather seats are not a good mix

i've just stood up and nearly ripped half the skin off my arsecheeks

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:24, archived)

...and the board goes silent for 90seconds as everyone fwaps

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:27, archived)

it really fucking hurt

one of these days, i'm going to remember to put a cushion on this fucking seat

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:29, archived)

Live life on the edge

never cover up

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:30, archived)

the

chair

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:30, archived)

life on the edge i can handle

life stuck to this chair is a bit of a pisser

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:33, archived)

I'm having exactly the same problem

except i'm a bloke, and i'm not wearing a nightie... honest

(iamjthearmeroar, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:30, archived)

butter your bollocks

it's easier than peeling them off the chair.
plus, the dog might lick them afterwards.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:33, archived)

He ruddy well won't!

because I don't have a dog...

(iamjthearmeroar, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:36, archived)

what about a cat?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:39, archived)

abrasive tongue

nice

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:40, archived)

although cats are more likely to chew your knackers

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:42, archived)

de-teeth the cat

months prior though, the last thing any bloke would want is a bloody faced moggy gumming on his man danglers

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:47, archived)

this is making me laugh

rather more than it should

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:47, archived)

i wish there was

a pussy licking my balls......

hang on, that's not worked, has it? It's officially too late for a double entendre

(unless you've got a big one)

(iamjthearmeroar, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:44, archived)

the pussy you're thinking of doesn't have a tongue

unless there have been some very strange developments in genetic engineering lately

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:47, archived)

Now you mention it...

it did look a bit funny when it smiled

(iamjthearmeroar, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:59, archived)

stop feeding it toffees

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:00, archived)

Whoa, what?

Doesn't need an answer, really.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:16, archived)

very woo indeed

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McBadger COW, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:23, archived)

Oh hai andy, you excited about the big board milestone?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:24, archived)

Will there be badges

For being here when we hit post 10,000,000?

(iamjthearmeroar, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:27, archived)

Tribs said he made a badge, whether that's for the person who gets it or for those who are around, I don't know!

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:30, archived)

The psychotropic warlord is eating my mind.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:24, archived)

most woosome

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:28, archived)

this very cool.

I have never seen so many posts/replies at this hour.
I hope the 10M post is a Nike4Less.com advertisement

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:34, archived)

This reminds me of Mario

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:35, archived)

great stuff, sf.

looks like a slow, ponderous attack coming from the mounted regiment of nightmares.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:49, archived)

fantastic as ever

Would love to be able to do pics like this :)

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 14:44, archived)

I think he's after your lollipop

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:52, archived)

fuck you, bird, it's mine!

*noms*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:54, archived)

298 to go!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:59, archived)

Numbers are getting smaller.

Anticipation is getting larger.
Dude. Tension D:

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:00, archived)

Damn... I wanna sleep now

Im so gonna miss it

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:01, archived)

i'm fighting to keep my eyes open

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:02, archived)

Stay up for it!

You'll regret it if you don't

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:03, archived)

Get back on MW2 then!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:04, archived)

I'll miss it if I go back on! D:

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:05, archived)

Do you not have a chair you can sit on and browse the internet while playing?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:05, archived)

Both my xbox and pc are connected to the same monitor.

So if I'm playing I'll forget how much time has passed and miss it

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:06, archived)

Ah, I have a tv for xbox and a monitor for internet.

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:09, archived)

I have a tv monitor for both.

Unfortunately not for tv yet.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:10, archived)

I want to get a nice HDtv thingy that'll work as both. maybe next year some time

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:11, archived)

yeah.

I don't use my tiny monitors for gaming. That would be silly :)

Click for bigger (400 kb)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:24, archived)

That's an old pic

unless you're up at the throne of kil'jaeden for a giggle

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:31, archived)

it's a very old pic

I've not logged in in over a year.

It's easier than running into the TV room and firing up a game just for a picture on b3ta ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:34, archived)

just make sure you stay alert

he'll grab your next one in a silent stealthy ninja-bird manoeuvre

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:00, archived)

the next one is cola

so i don't mind. i've got the fizzy one, that's all that matters

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:02, archived)

you foiled him this time

he'll be out for revenge

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:06, archived)

damn birds!

you can't trust them!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:07, archived)

Make it go away :(
My lollipop! Mine!

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:00, archived)

is it a fizzy one?

mine is

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:03, archived)

No, it's a cock-flavoured one.

Actually, I don't want it anymore.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:08, archived)

did you get it from Patches O'Houlihan?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:10, archived)

Awwww!

Where can I get one?

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:04, archived)

just buy an ample supply of fizzy lollipopas and he's sure to show up to pilfer a few

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:29, archived)

Excellent.

But what if I eat them all?

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:53, archived)

yay!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:05, archived)

Snoggable

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:13, archived)

suck it, berd.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:51, archived)

alright, last one. nighty night b3ta :)

[Edit: Sovereign Class. Named: Sovereign. From PC game: Star Trek Bridge Commander ;) ]

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:28, archived)

i don't know what this is

but i recognise federation technology when i see it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:31, archived)

Looks like Voyager.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:33, archived)

a bit

but there's too much pale blue

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:37, archived)

haha, you fucking geek.

(it is (editNOT!) voyager, I'm sure I have the technical specs book around here somewhere if you need it ;) )

(who am I trying to kid? I KNOW it's in here somewhere ;) )

twitpic.com/15wr1z/full

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:37, archived)

No, mushroom is right, voyager would have a vertical bit under the saucer.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:40, archived)

Fucking hell. How big is your monitor?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:41, archived)

what?

Click for bigger (243 kb)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:49, archived)

that's a bit big

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:50, archived)

don't believe what they tell you.

size is everything.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:53, archived)

~~federation technology~~ shopping mall HVAC systems

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:36, archived)

pfff

bugger, my elbow is bleeding now :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:38, archived)

erm

I came, I saw, and I RIS'd

or am i being stoopid?

(iamjthearmeroar, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:33, archived)

Some ugly orange woman in a badly fitting strip for a team who play some rubbish american sport.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:34, archived)

Fuck she is ugly

You Mu, you heard... you ps3 gays are getting the new maps sometime soon.

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:35, archived)

\o/

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:36, archived)

American?

I thought she was playing rounders

(iamjthearmeroar, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:36, archived)

I rissed too,

although that woman's kinda funny, whoever she is.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:44, archived)

Looks like SCIENCE

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:35, archived)

I bet she's got a tight grip.

No wait, not tight, precise.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:39, archived)

Coo ur gosh!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:44, archived)

You sound like Nigel Molesworth

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:02, archived)

your uterly wet and a weed, fotherington-tribs, so yar boo sucks!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:08, archived)

Hello clouds

Hello sky, hello b3ta, hello Crystal Meth!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:16, archived)

For all that techical guff, they forgot a few things....

they forgot a few things....

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:08, archived)

Heh heh heh!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:11, archived)

I had a go at vectoring. Man, it's hard, and the vectoring's tricky too. hurr hurr hurr.

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:50, archived)

Har har I see what you did there :D

Nice :3

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:51, archived)

Try the Veal.

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:56, archived)

that poor woman!

some bastard's laminated her underwear and sharpened her feet!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:52, archived)

she'll spin like a top!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:53, archived)

then she'll be sick

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:56, archived)

Sexy.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:02, archived)

Stop just spamming posts pete

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:04, archived)

it's his party & he'll spam if he wants to

I guess

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:08, archived)

SPAM

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:09, archived)

aaarrghhh!!

i've just twatted my sore elbow on my desk! it has even less skin on it now :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:11, archived)

My feet are peeling. I keep peeling off dead skin

It's not pretty.

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:15, archived)

why are your feet peeling?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:15, archived)

I dont know :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:16, archived)

Are you a snake?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:17, archived)

I hope not

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:18, archived)

and snakes don't have fucking feet tribs!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:19, archived)

Stop just spamming posts nick

;)

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:23, archived)

Sorry :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:25, archived)

I forgive you

hugs&kisses

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:25, archived)

The largest anaconda ever measured was almost 28 feet

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:25, archived)

I'm bigger than that.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:26, archived)

The combined length of the small and large intestines in an adult human is about 28 feet

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:28, archived)

Shit! I've got the world's largest anaconda in my belly D:

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:30, archived)

Well in that case

Go for a poo!

(iamjthearmeroar, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:34, archived)

And if it doesn't want to leave

dangle a live piglet around your bottom.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:36, archived)

But I don't own a teacup pig :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:39, archived)

What if I've shat some of mine out?

Does it grow back? :(

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:36, archived)

Shit... that's a lot of feets

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:27, archived)

The longest

reticulated python recorded was 33ft. I had two as pets.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:27, archived)

that's just wrong

at least i have a normal reason for having a battered elbow

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:19, archived)

Thank you for sharing.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:16, archived)

Not a problem :)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:17, archived)

My dog scraped all the skin of his paws the other day

He has bandages wrapped around them and he looks very silly, but he can't walk so it's sad and he looks sorry for himself :(
He is getting better though.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:44, archived)

"are we there yet?are we there yet?"

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:13, archived)

Sad face.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:16, archived)

Hahaha hard

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:53, archived)

stripeh socks!

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:02, archived)

That's not a heart it's a bum.
I love bums.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:02, archived)

lolbums

The next internet phenomenon

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:07, archived)

Lets get cracking.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:21, archived)

*spang*

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:23, archived)

Assk, and you shall receive.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:25, archived)

Ooh, vector time again?

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4Q just lurking, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:02, archived)

Norks!

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:04, archived)

Well, no.

As Magritte might have said 'ceci n'est pas une pair of norks'.
I'm not erudite enough to know if this is a simulacrum, but it might be.

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4Q just lurking, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:06, archived)

Breasts?

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:15, archived)

haha

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4Q just lurking, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:18, archived)

Vector reposts it is!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:04, archived)

stopped me dead this one

excellent stuff!

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:07, archived)

Ah, thank you. I took fucking aaaages.

I put it on canvas for a birthday present though, so was worth it in the end.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:09, archived)

And here it is on the wall, look.

www.telekin.co.uk/b3ta/090523katecanvas.jpg

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:13, archived)

a modern-day masterpiece

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:20, archived)

This is still utterly fantastic

Lovely work on the eyes

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:09, archived)

wow, really nice stuff

*clicks* and *pearoasts*

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:09, archived)

I never liked Jesus. Until now.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:12, archived)

this is bloody good!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:10, archived)

beautiful!

yay, ancient vector repost time. My favorite time of the night.

Click for bigger (132 kb)

My first ever :)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:11, archived)

Very nice!

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:27, archived)

that is awesome

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:11, archived)

wow

That's great.

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4Q just lurking, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:13, archived)

Aces :)

And I really like the canvas version!

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:27, archived)

Why are all the vectors of sexeh ladies?

More beardy men with pipes!

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:35, archived)

Lack of pipe and beard but at least the gender is correct.

^{Tom Morello is older than Bill Bailey. I never would've guessed that.}

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:44, archived)

cuntish pearoasting opportunity?

don't mind if i do.

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Just Flange, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 11:57, archived)

I found this... I think it should win all the compo's...

Click for bigger (156 kb)

(Testicles just for you, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:29, archived)

you've not been here long enough

to behave like a cunt and get away with it.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:31, archived)

Neither have you! ;)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:31, archived)

Arf

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:32, archived)

I know.

and after adding it up last night I've been here over 7 years. When do I get out guvnor?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:35, archived)

Get a job!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:36, archived)

I have a job!

I built some shelves this year. I'm currently resting until my next project.

twitpic.com/1ep004/full

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:46, archived)

You put my bricks-and-planks to shame.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:47, archived)

I am good.

but then it was my job (cabinet maker)

not bad I think considering it started out as just a load of planks of Parana pine ( which you can no longer buy )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:50, archived)

that's rather not bad

mine don't count, they're from ikea, any tit with an allen key can put them together.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:50, archived)

mine came as a flat pack

twitpic.com/1ep21p/full

I also converted the roof of my rental house into a bedroom before Xmas. That was a bloody good job. Very pleased with that and I got to put the rent up :)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:54, archived)

now you're just showing off

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:57, archived)

oh yeah.

see that conservatory that the planks are lying in? I built that last year. On my own.

bedroom
twitpic.com/1ep4tr/full
twitpic.com/1ep5gi/full

that used to be a roof space.

OK, now I'm showing off.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:06, archived)

yes you are

that wardrobe is gorgeous! looks like bird's eye maple or burr walnut

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:15, archived)

That's actually

a 19th century Provencal armoire made of elm. Worth about 4 grand. Yes, it is rather nice. Keep meaning to bring it to my house but it does not fit with my current decor so I leave it in the rental house fearing the day it gets burned down.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:21, archived)

i was pretty sure it was french

but it might have been a reproduction, i'm not that great on furniture

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:24, archived)

I'm kinda geeky about brown furniture.

not surprising, given my vocation.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:34, archived)

i haven't even got a vocation!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:35, archived)

And shred their hands to fuck whilst doing so.

I had beautiful hands. Fucking Scandinavia.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:55, archived)

i had no trouble with mine

except the computer desk. the slidey pull-out bit was beyond my level of patience, so i asked my mate to do it for me.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:58, archived)

Fucking Scandinavia.... now that's a series of porn films I'd watch!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:00, archived)

Apparently Finland isn't part of Scandinavia.

I never knew that. Being a massive racist I assumed they were all the fucking same.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:03, archived)

Blonde and leggy?

Isn't that what Scandinavians are

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:03, archived)

I knew that

Call them Scandinavian and they get all uppity.
And my personal Scandinavian is indeed blonde.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:05, archived)

And leggy, I bet.

Like a spider. Or an octopus. Though the latter would probably stray into tentacle territory.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:07, archived)

I'd bet leggy as well.

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:09, archived)

I'll avoid detailing her physical characteristics

but I can confirm that she does indeed have legs. Two of them.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:15, archived)

Ok, now I have the horn.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:18, archived)

I'm Scandinavian

but not blonde or leggy.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:15, archived)

You're ginger and angry

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:20, archived)

I'm not angy.

I just like punching people. It's therapeutic.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:23, archived)

According to Wiki it can be.

As can Iceland and the Faroes

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:15, archived)

Woah! They're like bits of wood fastened together!

Are they full of dust and shit now then?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:52, archived)

loaded with books now

and shit and dust.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:55, archived)

you're eligible for parole in eleventy one years

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:37, archived)

if i give the warden

a five-knuckle shuffle?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:39, archived)

he'll want to keep you in longer

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:46, archived)

oo-er!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:52, archived)

A gold-plated carriage clock

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:39, archived)

look at what you could have won

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:44, archived)

Hello, sir!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:31, archived)

hello sexy buttocks!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:35, archived)

I don't act like a cunt...

I AM A CUNT! :)

(Testicles just for you, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:35, archived)

I don't believe it,

you lack warmth and depth.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:37, archived)

Ooh, that's good!

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4Q just lurking, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:40, archived)

i'mhereallweektrytheveal :)

Cunts are great. I don't get why calling someone a cunt is an insult.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:44, archived)

No, me neither.

I had a bit of an annoying feminist stage where I'd complain at people for using cunt as a form of abuse as if it's the worst thing to be.
But I find it's rarely acceptable as a compliment "you have a fantastic cunt, darling" - the laydeez usually prefer a different euphemism for it.

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4Q just lurking, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:50, archived)

The thought of you researching this makes me giggle.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:55, archived)

ha ha!

nice!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:46, archived)

It appears I am also a cunt.

I did not even take the time to notice that you had actually photoshopped this.

I'm very jaded. Carry on.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:47, archived)

That is because you are...

A BOOB!

(Testicles just for you, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:44, archived)

You have the manner

of an estranged, drunken uncle at a wedding party, rambling on about how the venue used to be much better under the old management....

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4Q just lurking, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:37, archived)

Hahah

You've met him in real life.
AICMFP

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:38, archived)

Hahahahahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:39, archived)

Less than 500 to go now!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:39, archived)

Words!

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:40, archived)

I want it, me me me!

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:40, archived)

LOUD NOISES

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:42, archived)

BRIGHT LIGHTS

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:43, archived)

Will there be a party?

Or fireworks? Or something speshul? Only I need my kip as it's really past bunny bedtiems :(
not that I don't think it's' speshul getting the big big post or anything

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:44, archived)

i may get naked

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:45, archived)

i may get erected

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:46, archived)

I am

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:48, archived)

okay great now i am too.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:50, archived)

*waves wand*

engorgio!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:51, archived)

*bursts*

Ouch :(

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:54, archived)

Tribs made a badge, apparently

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:49, archived)

That's good.

It should be celebrated! I still haven't caught up on today and yesterday's b3ta events yet but it'll have to wait until tomorrow now. Happy momentous morning everyone hope it's a good post that wins!

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:52, archived)

pfft

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:41, archived)

OH THE FELINITY :((((

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:31, archived)

OH THE LAPINITY :((((

POPULAR BUNNY WILL KILL US ALL

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:34, archived)

eeep
/

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:35, archived)

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:35, archived)

YAY! BUNNEH!

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:36, archived)

MASSIVE BUN ATTACKS

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Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:36, archived)

Good band.

Though they had to change their name during the Gulf war. From 'Massive Bun Attack' to just 'Massive Bun'.

YOU REALLY HURT ME, BABY, etc.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:43, archived)

usually does

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:35, archived)

hahaha!

be a love and write "ten million" and stick it somewhere on that pic
so that I can go to bed...

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:38, archived)

special 10000000 pixel version comin'up:D

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:40, archived)

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:42, archived)

brilliant

I clicked

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4Q just lurking, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:42, archived)

thanx

honourable head-nod to ya

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:44, archived)

On second thoughts...

It would have been funnier if I replaced the chair with a red budget suitcase. :_

(Testicles just for you, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:37, archived)

haha, these always make me laugh

Where is the original? I want a go.

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4Q just lurking, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:38, archived)

3:50 am GMT

My money's on Rapitinui.
I needs must sleep.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:24, archived)

considering the activity at the moment, it may well be sooner than that

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:25, archived)

Activity

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:27, archived)

Activity

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:27, archived)

Spacktivity?

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Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:28, archived)

Watch our 6, Pete

*Pete dies*

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:28, archived)

At least I knew there was a bad guy there.

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:28, archived)

I knew there was a bad guy there, he was showing me his bullets.

Generally if I'm around there's usually bad guys around, or missiles, or grenades :(
This is my luck.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:34, archived)

As I said. Hunt in packs. It makes winning easier

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:37, archived)

I would do

But I am impatient and like to run a lot.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:39, archived)

Hunt in pairs like the bit in the hurt locker when they go after the guy at night. It'll work. Trust me

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:41, archived)

What will?

been away all day not caught up yet

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:28, archived)

a high round post number

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:29, archived)

it's a prestigious honour to get a post milestone

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:30, archived)

I'd like to see the board get naked

Im pretty sure it's full of fields behind the grey

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:31, archived)

when i was young

it was all fields around here

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:35, archived)

I see.

I wasn't aware we could see post numbers / post counts. But then I wasn't aware of board stats until recently so don't mind me...

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:31, archived)

click on the post icon for a looksee :)

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:34, archived)

Ohhh yeah!

Now I sees it. I also see that this is 9999494 from the address bar. Coo!
I'm not too observant at times

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:38, archived)

putting a random number from the past in is usually good for a laugh

to see where it takes you

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:43, archived)

lots of torn paper, in my experience

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:46, archived)

Lots of broken image links :(

Whenever I click on old post links anyway :(

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:49, archived)

You needs new clock.

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4Q just lurking, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:25, archived)

He needs a goddamned IMAGE IN HIS POST

*flames*
*toasts*

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:27, archived)

*roasts*

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:27, archived)

*boasts*

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:27, archived)

*coasts*

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:27, archived)

*toats*

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Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:28, archived)

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:35, archived)

I'll put my grand national winnings on it.

Which is £0.00.

But I got my tenner back thanks to Chelsea and Barcelona.

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:26, archived)

BOOM, HEADSHOT.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:27, archived)

It's gonna come soon

What's going to happen?
Is the LHC going to suddenly power up and destroy the universe?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:27, archived)

nah, rob magically appears at the US Masters Golf

and hits an eagle on the 18th hole, shortly before beating Tiger Woods senseless and screaming manically in Yiddish.

Or is that 90nz?

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:30, archived)

It's all about the ILC now.

When it gets built.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:31, archived)

That and the KFHC

which will use superconductors to determine the colonels combination of herbs and spices.

If it goes wrong we all get sucked into a family feast bucket :(

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:33, archived)

Oh man I could eat a zinger tower burger right now

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:36, archived)

Shit :(

Who ever thought of having a bucket of food is either a genius or a fatty fat fat-fat.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:38, archived)

before they sold it in a bucket

they just basted a carrier bag.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:39, archived)

Why can't they be both :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:40, archived)

in that case

i'll go to bed at 2, just to throw a spanner in the works

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:27, archived)

You massive cunt, Smash.

;)

(

Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:31, archived)

they don't call me KFC Family-sized Bucket for nothing

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:35, archived)

...eew

(

Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:45, archived)

heheheh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:48, archived)

It's the secret blend of herbs and spices that make it finger-lickin' good

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:53, archived)

well

i did have my speciality dragon eggs for lunch

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:00, archived)

not fair-why does Australia always win?

c'mon UK...show those Aussies

(

Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:29, archived)

it's got to be summat to do with their upside down nature

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:36, archived)

they are noisy little buggers

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:09, archived)

arf!

do you see what i did there?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:10, archived)

I like seals too

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Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:11, archived)

needs moar faceswaps :)

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:12, archived)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:16, archived)

HaHaHaHa!

Class!

(

LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:18, archived)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:23, archived)

hahahah

*belms*

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:24, archived)

Yeah, this too!

(

LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:39, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:59, archived)

Ha ha ha.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:18, archived)

that's disturbing

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:18, archived)

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:20, archived)

This solves the world's problems!

I'll only explain it if forced.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:25, archived)

This gets my *snort* SEAL of approval!

Oh I'm so original.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:16, archived)

hehe

utterly seamless :~)

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:20, archived)

i don't put the effort in like used to.

and that pic is 5 years old :*(

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:22, archived)

they don't make 'em like the good old days

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:24, archived)

Lovely

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:15, archived)

That gets my

wait for it, wait for it............ SEAL of approval.

.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:16, archived)

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:18, archived)

Im not even angry

Im just disappointed

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:19, archived)

let's face it

someone had to say it :~p

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:21, archived)

no-one HAD to say it

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:22, archived)

but they always will

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:26, archived)

Twice.

(

Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:23, archived)

Who mind-pisses the mind-pisser?

(

Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:20, archived)

Rob over Branson?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:22, archived)

Yay!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:18, archived)

I just want to kiss it.

Like a dog, you know. Not a real kiss but more like lapping.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 4:41, archived)

i seal what you did there

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:18, archived)

The sealbird is a dirty word

In many local quarters
It pecks at mimsies
poos on breasts
so mums lock up yer daughters.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:26, archived)

Just spotted this.

Unfairly ignored effort there. 10 out of 10.

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4Q just lurking, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:52, archived)

Top poetessing.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:26, archived)

'nings.

Well, it worked before.

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An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:06, archived)

No 'fence, Egg. But just for once, I'm gonna say it: WHAT A FUCKING SHITE COMPO!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:09, archived)

AW DOG

*pattin it*

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Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:10, archived)

None taken.

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An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:11, archived)

I think that sometimes(usually)...but then end up making something I really like & getting into it

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:13, archived)

I just resent the rash of unfunny politics discussions spoiling b3ta for me.

"Say what you like about Thatcher, at least she got things done."
*hiss*

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:18, archived)

my idea for a compo was

make a gif, saying how shit the compo is, then you'll have it ready for the future.
I usually complain about the compo for the lulz: esp during memequake, on the grounds that complaining about the compo was a meme.
btw, I like this compo

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4Q just lurking, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:15, archived)

the tories have wild man dogs?

those crazy bastards!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:09, archived)

how many to go?

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4Q just lurking, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:46, archived)

my favourite number

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:46, archived)

This is definitely correct

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4Q just lurking, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:48, archived)

Who would do a thing like that?

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:50, archived)

are people trying to get 10mil?

i remember the 1million kerfuffle

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:50, archived)

There was a kerfuffle?

Do tell!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:54, archived)

lots of posts, swiftly followed by a lot of deletions

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:57, archived)

Not many left from those days.

I wonder where Baz went?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:03, archived)

he and his missus emigrated

i think they've since split, which is a shame
he's posted here sporadically recently
and has been sighted on c4mbodia, i believe
i miss him, but i bet he'd hate it here nowadays

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:04, archived)

Oh he'd hate it.

I fucking hate it.

c4mbodia still going? I'd forgotten about that.

fucking hell. I've been around this shithole far too long meself

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:06, archived)

while i was going through redundancy

i found i could log into c4mbodia
but it's very shonky and i could never post

bit of a swerved bullet that

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:11, archived)

hmm

So why are you still here if you hate it so much?
Genuine question, not trying to be a cunt.

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4Q just lurking, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:21, archived)

You may not be trying

but you seem to be doing a good job.

I have popped in to see old chums. It may have escaped your attention but I've not been around much recently.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:23, archived)

Ah.

That's a reply more in keeping with your reputation.
Thanks for answering, though :)

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4Q just lurking, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:25, archived)

reputation? Me?

surely not?

Don't take any notice of me. I mean everything I write to be taken as posted with a wry smile.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:27, archived)

you genuinely cannot leave

you think you are strong enough, but one day it all comes back and you visit "just one more time" and end up staying for a while.
I know this to be true cos i joined 7 years plus ago and still feel the need to check in now and then.

(Pob mk2, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:24, archived)

That's what I'm worried about.

I haven't been here long, and I'm already feeling like some kind of filthy addict.
Log on for a quick lurk - feel moved to post - wait to see if anyone replies - realise it's about time you made a picture rather than just writing - remember commitments irl - hate self - hate self - hate self...

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4Q just lurking, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:29, archived)

Pasa you larger than before type animal you

give me some good news sir

(Pob mk2, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:22, archived)

Hello old chap.

I got divorced.
I'm taking my car to Nuremberg this summer.
I have a new sexy girlfriend.

I'm pissed.

That's good enough news to elevate the mood of a small country I think.

Nice to see you boss.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:25, archived)

divorce is ace

not at first admittedly, but once you figure out how the washing machine works life goes back to easy street!
Please dont tell me there is a Nuremberg Rallye?
Congrats on the sexy girlfriend, and also on the pissedness :)

Not that i post a lot, if at all nowadays, but good to see you about!

(Pob mk2, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:30, archived)

I must be very pissed.

it seems that I typed Nuremburg when I meant to type Nurburg. It must be some kind of reflex only Pavlov would understand.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:35, archived)

are you giving the nurburgring a try?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:38, archived)

I'm giving it another go yes

I have 8'32" to beat and I have a monster of a car to do it in ( I;m taking a 2009 GTR and a 2009 M5 )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:49, archived)

jammy bugger!

i'd love to do that in a mini cooper, just to piss everyone off!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:55, archived)

I'm disappointed. The correct answer was "up his arse".

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:20, archived)

Baz called someone a cunt.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:59, archived)

that wasn't a kerfuffle

that was just baz

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:01, archived)

true

the cunt :)

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:02, archived)

he has anger issues

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:03, archived)

What a sad wanker that prick was

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:04, archived)

i liekd him

mind, i like mongychops and pasa ;)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:05, archived)

haha.

*strokes*

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:06, archived)

strokes what?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:11, archived)

That's between me and

Micto. And Mongy, if he wants to watch.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:15, archived)

in that case

film it for me

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:21, archived)

I gave up on mongychops

when he replied that posting lots of porn, that this was a 'comedy site'

Hilarious i'm sure he's a otherwise nice guy etc

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:14, archived)

I like Mongy

but his scat porn episode was beyond the pale and I told him so.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:16, archived)

Fair enough

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:27, archived)

clickety click

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Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:49, archived)

lol

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:50, archived)

haha

thanks for that

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4Q just lurking, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:51, archived)

nice edit ;)

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:55, archived)

Hahahahaha. I love it!

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Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:51, archived)

Ha ha, MATHS.

Edit: You have altered the image to be factually correct, therefore I retract my initial mocking comment and hope we can forget this ever happened and move on.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:52, archived)

We just need a troll to turn up

to receive about ten times the amount of attention'you fail' posts than any normal post to get there

I predict with all my learned wisdom... sometime on Monday, 11:38

WHEN I CAN NO LONGER VIEW B3TA AT WORK BECAUSE ALL THE MIRRORS ARE GONE (barnesey, sickrik, etc)

So I hope it's a good moment :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:59, archived)

Only about 600 to go,

Smash could manage that by herself in a couple of hours, so I doubt it will be as late as monday.

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4Q just lurking, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:02, archived)

when you say i could manage 600 in a couple of hours

you're talking about posts, right?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:04, archived)

Hur hur hur

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:07, archived)

I reckon I could do six hundred shots of beer in a couple of hours.

Actually, not really. A friend of mine told me that 100 shots in an hour is called a 'Centurion'. They used to do it at university and apparently it's really difficult. Though she went to Cambridge, so the jury's out on how tough it really is.

But, you know, I'd attempt six Centurions in a row if it were free.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:09, archived)

i wish i could still drink like that

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:12, archived)

i rather put those shots all together in pints and have a relaxing evening at my own pace

drinking games are just a touch desperate

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:13, archived)

I completely agree.

But that's what I said to her - I reckon a shot of beer per minute is sort of the speed I'd drink anyway. She claimed that that's what everyone thinks and it gets on top of you.

We spiralled off into the whole Cool Hand Luke thing. I mean, I reckon I could eat 50 boiled eggs in an hour, piece of piss. Though having said that, once you're there with the eggs I imagine it's a different proposition altogether.

And fuck me, if I don't like eggs and beer. I'm vegetarian. It's pretty much all I've got. That and being a sanctimonous cunt, obviously. That's just mandatory.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:18, archived)

I once drank a bottle of scotch

in under 15 minutes for a bet. I can not begin to tell you how ill-advised that was. I won the bet but feared I might die.
I hallucinated dogs biting my face.

But.. I was already drunk when I took the bet.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:22, archived)

Everything seems so much easier when you're already drunk.

Driving, operating industrial machinery, formulating business plans with complete strangers, stuff like that.

Seriously though, I'm amazed you're still alive. Actually, you might be dead right now. Though if this were heaven it'd be pretty shit. Not that heaven's real, of course. But let's not get into all that. Nobody needs theology this early on a Sunday.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:28, archived)

haha.

Is that a double bluff to get me off on one of my theological rants? ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:30, archived)

Ha ha ha, no.

Probably best to leave it. You'll type and type and type and then get no reply and it'll be all wasted. Unless you have a bank of pre-written cacophonous tirades about how organised religion is a massive cunt and cause for a whole load of shit in the world that doesn't really need to happen to paste.

In which case have a preempted 'I like this'.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:41, archived)

i'm sure

they did the boiled eggs thing on mythbusters.
it didn't go well.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:23, archived)

They did it on Jackass too.

There was much vomiting. Egg vomiting. Imagine puking up a semi-omelette. Cooked at 37 degrees for about a minute. Awesome.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:32, archived)

oh shit, i remember that

it made me puke, too

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:34, archived)

Yeah, I reckon tonights gayshift will get it.

SCREW YOU, DAYSHIFT!!!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:05, archived)

*^Points at capital letters*

The prospect is looking ghastly, a whole Friday without lashings of b3ta now and then; I am fucked :(

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:07, archived)

I have a 1gbit server in Paris

if some clever cunt tells me what to do I may be able to mirror b3ta if required.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:04, archived)

It's not even moments in the hour these these days, I am genuinely very busy

Just being blocked is an affront

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:25, archived)

i did some maths

and (POSTS SINCE THE BEGINNING OF BOARD / NUMBER OF DAYS SINCE THEN) / 24 = 132 posts an hour.

Factor in it's a saturday and that people will bump the number to increase their chances of claiming the holy 10m post, and that I've had a couple of shandies and am impressed i'm still awake, I'd say it's happening this very morning.

That, and Smash Monkey is on so its possible in the next hour or so if you just put your minds to it.

If I hit the 10m post, i'm reposting in it just because it would fuck prodigy69 RIGHT OFF D:

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:07, archived)

why does everyone think it's going to be me?

i'm not even top of the stats board, damn it!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:11, archived)

whoa whoa, slow down there

give someone else a chance to post ;)

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:12, archived)

fine

i'm going to make a cup of tea anyway.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:13, archived)

i hate midnight tea

it's not what it ought to be
if only because i'll wake up at half three
needing a really massive wee.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:15, archived)

hahaha!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:22, archived)

It has to be you, it has to be you
I wandered around, and finally found
The somebody who
Could make me be true,
And could make me be blue
And even be glad, just to be sad
Thinking of you

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:13, archived)

that's rather sweet

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:20, archived)

Nicely (and subtlety) edited

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Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:54, archived)

I didn't think anyone would notice.

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4Q just lurking, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:55, archived)

is someone fiddling with the meter?

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Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:56, archived)

the MODs man, it's the fucking mods

they want the glorious 10M post, and they will steal it from us little people.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:57, archived)

notice what? O_O

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:56, archived)

exactly

I don't know why I'm getting so excited anyway, I'll be in bed long before the 10kk.

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4Q just lurking, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:00, archived)

fancy a bit 'a braaahhn?

(duts Optimus whut?, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:06, archived)

I want chocolate.

In other news, I've made a badge for the 10million thread.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:09, archived)

700 to go.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:10, archived)

699

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Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:16, archived)

You're both wrong.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:20, archived)

It's not this pic.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:22, archived)

this is not the post you're looking for

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:24, archived)

The millionth b3ta post deserves more, surely

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:26, archived)

More of an M&S label you mean?

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Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:29, archived)

Its going to happen at 4:07 am

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:32, archived)

I'm so staying up for that

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:32, archived)

but that's past your bedtime!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:40, archived)

*zzzzzz*

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:52, archived)

It did

www.b3ta.com/board/1000000

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:32, archived)

I hope post 10m will be as memorable

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4Q just lurking, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:38, archived)

It'll have a badge. By ME.

(assuming I stay awake)
So yes, it will be memorable.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:50, archived)

I tried mainlining chocolate

no good:(

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Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:13, archived)

no?

you obviously didn't inject it far enough into your eye

(duts Optimus whut?, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:16, archived)

Your japs-eye?

That would be easy enough.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:28, archived)

racist

(duts Optimus whut?, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:32, archived)

Well I never

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Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:38, archived)

Hahaha!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:49, archived)

High pressure washer as CDC sketcher

but I forgot the sacred six pubes...

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:01, archived)

Nowt wrong with a shaven todge!

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Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:06, archived)

you are doctor evil

aicmfp

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:08, archived)

There's nothing quite like a shorn scrotum

Quite refreshing actually..
You. should. try. it.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:09, archived)

do you accuse chestnuts of being lazy?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:11, archived)

That's my father, thankyou

I would rather not discuss him. Brings back memories of being tied in a burlap sack and beaten with reeds.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:13, archived)

and the meat hats

don't forget the meat hats

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:14, archived)

Mmmmm... Meats.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:25, archived)

meats are good

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:27, archived)

It's also clearly the wrong colour

Go back and do it again.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:08, archived)

excellent.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:53, archived)

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nhojjohn, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:01, archived)

Who the devil are you?

And who's the bloke in the picture?

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Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:08, archived)

It's

Darth Brown

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Ratsta, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:01, archived)

One of these

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:45, archived)

this is good

the face reminds me of jake from the blues brothers, when he's got dirt on his face in the sewers

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:47, archived)

Sup, fellas. Have we hit ten million yet?

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:49, archived)

not yet

tomorrow, maybe

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:52, archived)

yeah, tomorrow...

you might as well go to bed now

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4Q just lurking, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:55, archived)

no chance

the howling is on later

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:57, archived)

Heads up :)

Shame I said I would go to work tomorrow

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:00, archived)

on a sunday?

i hope you're on double time!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:04, archived)

Work??? You take pictures of creatures! That is not work!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:04, archived)

have you ever tried to pose a lion?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:06, archived)

I've been to what's it called the zoo that's not in london with jahled, it was fun.

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:07, archived)

haven't been to a zoo for years

polar bears smell

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:09, archived)

Polar bears should not be in zoos, Panthera couldn't care less, I have noticed

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:21, archived)

Silly cat. Roofs are not sunbeds

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:22, archived)

seems quite happy up there

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:24, archived)

last zoo I went to in Barcelona

omg it was pretty sad.....especially the dolphins....dirty bath to swim around in:(

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Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:25, archived)

The muck would clog their gills :(

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:34, archived)

Some animals can work in zoos

and some don't

Our male gorilla just died. Given the amount of visitors we get, and that gorillas are very quiet animals in the wild, I simply don't think it's fair or productive to hold them as part of a collection here in London. The public, and countless school parties, generally behave like over excited idiots when observing them, which must freak them out.

Big cats tend to sleep virtually most of the day, and aren't bothered or threatened by us at all

We moved our Red Pandas back to Whipsnade where they have much more peace and quite down to this I guess

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:35, archived)

The last lion at our local zoo (Colchester) was put down a couple of days ago

He had chronic arthritis. :(

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:50, archived)

Aww

Well at least in the hands of Cochester's attached vet's hospital, but RIP

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:53, archived)

Our polar bear got moved

news.stv.tv/scotland/east-central/79767-edinburghs-polar-bear-moves-to-a-new-home/

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:53, archived)

four acres in size

Cool, that, unfortunately, is what Zoo's in cities can't provide

If they want to wander away, they can :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:02, archived)

Fuck

off, you very talented person, you!

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:56, archived)

Awesome

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:58, archived)

very Gauguinesque

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Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:16, archived)

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:28, archived)

Fuck off with your fucking politics!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:30, archived)

compo it

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4Q just lurking, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:31, archived)

DEAL!

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:31, archived)

that's lovely, dear

*sticks it to the fridge with a magnet shaped like grapes*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:33, archived)

hahahaha

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:34, archived)

still afflicted with

a touch of the wrong I see?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:38, archived)

Just because...

(Egghunter, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:18, archived)

Those Na'vi are so touchy-feely!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:19, archived)

and like inserting their sex organs into horses

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:21, archived)

don't you have tramps to milk?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:22, archived)

wednesday

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:23, archived)

This way you can group hug without other people!

(Egghunter, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:21, archived)

Arts!

Creepy arts.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:20, archived)

I take that as a compliment. ;)

(Egghunter, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:22, archived)

Good :)

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:23, archived)

this man is made entirely of eyes and hands

he would be perfect for stalking and groping

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:20, archived)

because it is bitter

and because it is my heart.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:20, archived)

I like this, so please don't take this the wrong way,

but it reminded me of this:
kanardo.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/photoshop_disaster.jpg

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4Q just lurking, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:22, archived)

That's actually really disturbing.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:23, archived)

Oh, is that what alien hand syndrome is!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:25, archived)

That's quite hilarious! XD

(Egghunter, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:27, archived)

Give that man a hand!

Really good painting there! can't tell if it's digital or not.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:24, archived)

Thank you!

It's not digital - just good ol' acrylics on canvas.

(Egghunter, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:29, archived)

Nicely done :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:32, archived)

wahhh

it's Tony Slattery

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:25, archived)

let me give you a hand here:D...........................ALSO WOO!

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Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:28, archived)

Oops.

Giggled aloud here, in an empty room. Gf tells me that it's a bit fucking weird to do that.

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4Q just lurking, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:33, archived)

if it was that weird

my neighbours would have had me sectioned by now

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:46, archived)

FUNK IT UP YEAH

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:46, archived)

hahaha

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Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:55, archived)

My friends fucking love me when I do this to them.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 23:57, archived)

Since it's so quiet...

I'll pop one of my attempts at vectorising in.

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4Q just lurking, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 21:58, archived)

More of this sick filth!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:00, archived)

ok then...

Click for absolutely massive with no background (78 kb)

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4Q just lurking, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:01, archived)

that's a minge, not a monge

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:00, archived)

it has special needs

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4Q just lurking, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:02, archived)

so does mine

but you don't hear me bragging about it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:03, archived)

do tell...

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4Q just lurking, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:08, archived)

i can't

i'm a pure and simple maiden

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:09, archived)

Phhhhht!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:14, archived)

stop blowing my cover!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:16, archived)

You wish!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:16, archived)

you know you would

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:19, archived)

Au contraire my dear.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:08, archived)

shh!

i'm trying to be coy tonight!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:09, archived)

Haha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:10, archived)

i've had a shower, i feel all clean

i don't want to spoil it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:12, archived)

Happy Birthday!

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4Q just lurking, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:13, archived)

hey! it's not my birthday till october!

i was just getting a little crusty

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:15, archived)

'Twice a year, whether I need to or not'

ooh - la-dee-dah

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4Q just lurking, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:19, archived)

sometimes i even use soap

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:20, archived)

NO!!! - soap gives you cancer.

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4Q just lurking, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:23, archived)

DAMN YOU, IMPERIAL LEATHER!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:24, archived)

Less than 800 posts from the big 10 mil!

We might just hit that magic number tonight! (or tomorrow)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:04, archived)

i can't get the ten mil

i'll never hear the fucking end of it. my money's on valin

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:06, archived)

I thought there was no-one here.

I had been wondering if I could fill the board with just my own threads of filtah'd sexeh. For the lulz.

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4Q just lurking, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:06, archived)

I've got 800 pics ready as it happens

I might post 'em all in one thread:D

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Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:08, archived)

haha

picture 1: toap saying 9999220
picture 2: toap saying 9999221
etc

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4Q just lurking, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:11, archived)

That

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