Just 'cos somebody I know complained about Volvos not being Volvo-ish any more.
My first car was a Volvo 340.Well, I say "car". I mean "tank".
It was ace. I still miss it.
(It was ace. I still miss it.
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:53,
archived)
My ex-girlfriend used to have one. The radiator was broken so everytime you came to a halt it squirted water out of the front.It was amazing. Like my car was pissing on other cars.
(
An Eagle in Your Mind,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:55,
archived)
I developed a contempt for other cars.With their power steering and power brakes, they were all effete and rubbish, and I wanted nothing to do with them.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:59,
archived)
Winnar!My dad's just bought a Volvo. I was instructing him on how this makes it illegal for him to pick up any hitchhikers.
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:36,
archived)
It only comes in one colour though.And as everyone knows, that's the most important thing to consider.
/blatant girly answer.
(/blatant girly answer.
Fluffy elephants,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:44,
archived)
*rubs eyes*can it be?
hello missus!
(hello missus!
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:47,
archived)
Hey strangerWe were just talking about you last week (and a bit).
(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 19 May 2010, 14:05,
archived)
Oh?Did it go something like;
"Whatever happened to Fluffy elephants"
"I see her on Facebook sometimes ... and occasionally on Flickr"
"Oh ... Just not B3ta then?"
*Everyone sobs*
("Whatever happened to Fluffy elephants"
"I see her on Facebook sometimes ... and occasionally on Flickr"
"Oh ... Just not B3ta then?"
*Everyone sobs*
Fluffy elephants,
Wed 19 May 2010, 14:08,
archived)
More likeI reposted the Elephant Advisory pic. Someone asked who the "Fluffy" image was. I said it was you and someone asked if it was a standard Corel image from the 90s.
Exciting huh?
(I don't Facebook. And never will now given their privacy issues. I prefer to stalk people in other ways)
(Exciting huh?
(I don't Facebook. And never will now given their privacy issues. I prefer to stalk people in other ways)
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 19 May 2010, 14:15,
archived)
Every day's a school day . . .
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:33,
archived)
Feck no, I'm BACK! I'm BACK!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:36,
archived)
*hug*Don't you leave us like that again!
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:38,
archived)
where ya been?
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:38,
archived)
you mean . . .you didn't miss me?
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:39,
archived)
you are the one with the hat right?plays a kazoo?
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:42,
archived)
yep, yep! yep!that's me!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:48,
archived)
GRIFFY! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:54,
archived)
*SNOGGLES* Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:56,
archived)
Sit! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:37,
archived)
Nerf ...*awaits expectantly*
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:40,
archived)
\o/ Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:42,
archived)
Prefixed by "I love big" Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:49,
archived)
And I cannot lie.You other brothers can't deny.
Sir Dix-A-Lot. The system works.
(Sir Dix-A-Lot. The system works.
An Eagle in Your Mind,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:58,
archived)
Wheat!Regardez mon pan de spang.
Je suis brandishing!
(Je suis brandishing!
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:38,
archived)
Oooh!I love a French Brandish! Make it a double!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:41,
archived)
nicebut the cat should go 'rrrr'
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:39,
archived)
It is!Turn ya speakers up
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:40,
archived)
because the cat van sank
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:43,
archived)
I had a nightmare about cats climbing out of the toilet once.And one about a big murderous Eskimo. I can't remember any others.
(
Smallbrainfield,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:48,
archived)
*shops an eskimo with an axe* Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:50,
archived)
I think it might have been a barbed whalebone spear,but it's the thought that counts. You behatted scamp, you.
( Smallbrainfield,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:58,
archived)
I have a vague memory from my youth of being sent to play with my mum's friend's daughter.She was mental and kept "washing" kittens in the toilet. She wouldn't let me out and when I started to cry she kicked me ....
This is a much nicer image.
(This is a much nicer image.
Fluffy elephants,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:54,
archived)
thankyouand I'm sorry about your friend's mentalist mum
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:58,
archived)
It was the daughter that was the mentalist.Last time I heard she tried to rob Farmfoods but failed and got put in prison instead.
Kittens everywhere are much safer now.
(Kittens everywhere are much safer now.
Fluffy elephants,
Wed 19 May 2010, 14:02,
archived)
oh yesI really should learn to read . . . C]:0D
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 19 May 2010, 14:04,
archived)
blimeyshe must have been mental. If you're gonna rob somewhere, at least rob a place where the food is worth more than the carrier bags.
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Wed 19 May 2010, 14:10,
archived)
Don't know if she was going for the food or the cash,If it was the cash, I don't know how fast you'd be able to run with your pockets full of pound coins.
And if it was the food, then that's just quite a sad image.
(And if it was the food, then that's just quite a sad image.
Fluffy elephants,
Wed 19 May 2010, 14:15,
archived)
I been done seen bout everyting, when I see a sycophant fly :)
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:35,
archived)
Hahahaha!That SO reminds me of the shit they sell in the chavvy cheap TV listsings mags!
Who wouldn't want a musical princess Diana cuckoo clock?
(Who wouldn't want a musical princess Diana cuckoo clock?
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:36,
archived)
...got one with Di & Dodi poppin' out on the hour
Elvis impersonator,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:44,
archived)
wahey!!!.........cheers Ninj.......looks like you got "The Fiend" bug goin'onalso congrats on teh FP :D
( Elvis impersonator,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:41,
archived)
No probs sir!OOh no, I don't want to rain on Teh Fiend's Parade...:) And thanks BTW
(
Ninj,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:44,
archived)
I was going to counter with an Elvis/levis piccy but couldn't find it so have a related
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:48,
archived)
We've all shagged one due to poor nightclub lighting:P riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:53,
archived)
haha NinjI actually seen one of those when I was driving around the states!
( Q4nobody,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:51,
archived)
YAY...North South East Westjust the Poles to conquer now :)
( Elvis impersonator,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:58,
archived)
I like how they all have Sat Nav nowBut they still don't know anywhere outside outer zone 2 but still expect to command more respect than a minicab driver.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:28,
archived)
I think that's fair.My arse demands more respect than a minicab driver.
(,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:37,
archived)
To be fair, the prices at your dungeon are pretty steep, though. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:38,
archived)
most of the judges and barristers enjoy being told to pay extra.One of them pays double but we never let him in. :)
(,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:43,
archived)
The ones I use don'tI can test how good they are coz if they ask what I do I tell them I run a backpacker's hostel just down from the Barmy Badger.
If they don't know of it they're crap as it's one of the points they have to know when doing the knowledge.
EDIT: Although I do detest and am completely outraged at these crappy Mercedes taxi knock off you see around.
Utter shite. You can't even operate the windows and they're shitty poxy ridden people carriers. What selfrespecting cabbie would use one of those?
(If they don't know of it they're crap as it's one of the points they have to know when doing the knowledge.
EDIT: Although I do detest and am completely outraged at these crappy Mercedes taxi knock off you see around.
Utter shite. You can't even operate the windows and they're shitty poxy ridden people carriers. What selfrespecting cabbie would use one of those?
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:44,
archived)
HahahahahaWinnar.
Mrs Vagabond was asked to show the driver of one she hailed the colour of her hands the other day. She didn't bother and just got another.
(Mrs Vagabond was asked to show the driver of one she hailed the colour of her hands the other day. She didn't bother and just got another.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:48,
archived)
what? why? what?? Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:52,
archived)
It was at night. I think they were worried she might be *gasp* blackBecause, y'know, Mrs V's Irish; her natural colour is light blue.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:55,
archived)
she might have been in The Commitments I suppose Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:58,
archived)
I remember staying at a mate from school's place.He lived in the country in a tiny village, very posh place his father was David Elsworth the guy that trained Dessert Orchid (dates the story). His mums calls us to the window shouting excitedly, 'Look! There's a black person.'
It was in no way a racist slur. She just didn't see any where she was.
(It was in no way a racist slur. She just didn't see any where she was.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 19 May 2010, 14:00,
archived)
Yeah.I think this guy simply didn't take fares from bloody darkies.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 19 May 2010, 14:03,
archived)
I didn't know that Prince Philip was a cabbie!:O riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 19 May 2010, 14:10,
archived)
His spirit is alive and well in the black bus driving community. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 19 May 2010, 14:11,
archived)
I mostly use cabs for the short journey from Sainsburys to work if I have loads to carry.I know a great little shortcut that most don't know that cuts out half of Earls Court Road. They love me as it saves no end of hassle in rush hour.
I actually remember a while back Sky News were doing an article at how terrible the traffic is in ECR and how Livingstone wasn't doing his job.
I remember watching them record the traffic jam footage at the time. In the report they neglected to say that just round the corner out of site half the road was closed off due to essential maintenence.
(I actually remember a while back Sky News were doing an article at how terrible the traffic is in ECR and how Livingstone wasn't doing his job.
I remember watching them record the traffic jam footage at the time. In the report they neglected to say that just round the corner out of site half the road was closed off due to essential maintenence.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:52,
archived)
LW53 MMLis my guess. amirite?
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:28,
archived)
amiclose?
meh - nearly!
(meh - nearly!
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 19 May 2010, 14:01,
archived)
I'm not surprised you were feeling bad.I've stuck my cock in a taxi before. It really hurt.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:30,
archived)
I really really really reallyfucking hate taxi drivers.
(
Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:31,
archived)
don't hold back Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:33,
archived)
the wife was a teeny tiny bit sickon her own coat and shoes on her birthday and the bastard charged us £80 for the 'smell'.
Please ignore my impotent rage. It'll fade.
(Please ignore my impotent rage. It'll fade.
Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:36,
archived)
seeing as you had already paidyou should have puked in his face
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:43,
archived)
ROFLTAXIIn other news, I was just told by the baker in Tesco that Tiger bread is topped with Marmite!
I always thought it was sesame oil.
Trufax.
(I always thought it was sesame oil.
Trufax.
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:33,
archived)
I always thought it was Tiger oil Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:34,
archived)
Pffft.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:37,
archived)
I always thought it came from Tiger woods. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:38,
archived)
I always thought it came from Curtis's Tigers
(
The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:50,
archived)
EVOLUTION CAN'T EXPLAIN ALTRUISM THOUGH CAN IT? HMM, HMM! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:27,
archived)
NO GRIFFY, IT CAN'T.And what's more, it can't explain why 99.9% of people are absolute mongy fucktards and mostly ugly into the bargain.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:30,
archived)
that's down to alcopops and Asda Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:32,
archived)
So what's David Cameron and Nick Clegg's excuse? Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:41,
archived)
OR WHY SUGAR PUFFS MAKE YOUR PEE SMELL FUNNY!ONLY GOD KNOWS THIS!
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:31,
archived)
so does asparagusand there isn't one person on earth who eats both those things. They are each firmly on different sides of the class divide
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:36,
archived)
I eat them both.Not at the same time, though, obviously.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:57,
archived)
It's so Mr Nabisco can come up your drainpipe in the nightand steal your things.
( Smallbrainfield,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:36,
archived)
Beef and Veg big soupdoes it to me. I'm peeing big soup smelling pee for hours after eating it.
( Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:41,
archived)
Where I work nobody's heard of altruism.The actual word or the concept of.
( An Eagle in Your Mind,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:38,
archived)
soccerball lols Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:31,
archived)
we chilled on Sunday. Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:58,
archived)
just when Cameron thought it safe to venture out..............
Elvis impersonator,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:22,
archived)
Ha ha!Though I do prefer the wonky headed one.
( Smallbrainfield,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:24,
archived)
haha superbI heard the phrase 'Milliband of Brothers' on R4 - made me laugh
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:24,
archived)
Ha brilliant ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:27,
archived)
hehlove the wobbly eyeballs
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:29,
archived)
she looked SO FUCKING GOOD we didnt even need to film the commercial!!!1111one(apart from the fact you just did)
( Victor Meldrew,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:11,
archived)
the anti-wrinkle creams 'full of collagen' piss me off the mostrubbing collagen on your face to get rid of wrinkles is about as effective as rubbing an old mattress with springs to make it firmer.
( Seventh is somewhat subdued,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:14,
archived)
What really gets me isthey always rub those creams onto faces caked with full industrial-strength makeup. I was always taught to clean and tone before moisturising, dammit.
(
wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:19,
archived)
So that's where I went wrong.What sould you rub them with then?
(
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:19,
archived)
NANO-SPHERES Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:38,
archived)
Mrs N Baiter? Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:28,
archived)
hahahahahahaha!Has she exploded?
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:47,
archived)
TDCI spent ages crafting a witty reply to your original post
Deleting threads is bad mm-kay - just edit your original
However, hello, welcome and woo.
(Deleting threads is bad mm-kay - just edit your original
However, hello, welcome and woo.
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:10,
archived)
I hate all the science fakery. Remember 'bifidus digestivum'... what a load of tosh!sorry about the double post - new to b3ta and Photoshop. Will definitely edit in the future.
(,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:23,
archived)
hurrah!and yes - the digestion aid yoghurt drinks ads are getting as bad as shampoo ads
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:25,
archived)
Bifidus Digestivum turns red blood cells into digestive biscuitsYou need to consume hot tea with it to make the biccies reabsorbable.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:43,
archived)
I spent all night getting the power up and winning the game mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:18,
archived)
I really hate all those made up science things in adshave a click
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:19,
archived)
That means "I like this" mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:20,
archived)
Thanksthere's a steep learning curve in the wonderful world of b3ta - well worth it.
(,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:31,
archived)
Yes, this.Needs more volumium and smootherizers with gel balls that inflate up to nine times.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:20,
archived)
And a warning sticker"Do not smear on cock"
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:27,
archived)
on my one and only ever visit to Praguethe taxi driver showed us a map of the city with all the sex clubs highlighted. The key showed all the different activities that each one catered for. There was about 12 different things altogether, from lap dancing right through to S&M and weewee
edit: woo!
(edit: woo!
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:09,
archived)
I was OK up to the 'weewee' :( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:10,
archived)
I didn't like that one so much Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:11,
archived)
I really can't be doing with this sort of thing. Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:13,
archived)
the stains are awfully hard to shift Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:15,
archived)
And the odour is most unpleasent. Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:17,
archived)
tastes good though Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:21,
archived)
candlings! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:26,
archived)
And my sweary one..
(
)\
{_}
.-;-.
|'-=-'|
|CUNT |
| CUNT|
|CUNT |
| CUNT|
'.___.'
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:58,
archived)
keep it a secret, but...I take some plastic bags with me and collect up all the unused stuff, then take it home and put it on my tomato plants. It does them a treat - and they tastes better too IMHO
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:22,
archived)
I prefer mine with a little salt and a drizzle of olive oil. Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:26,
archived)
I post mine to celebrities Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:31,
archived)
True storyExcuse the qotwery but... My Mum was doing some research on sex clubs in Prague shortly after the Velvet Revolution and one of them was explaining that they'd replaced tissues with small plastic bags which they sold to a local cosmetics company.
(
flatfrog Staring vacantly into space,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:27,
archived)
Wow - that is fantastic!I could have them, easy, but that's just because I am absolutely fucking awesome - it's still fantastic nonetheless
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:00,
archived)
*shudders*gets this from me
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:19,
archived)
bloody marvelous stuff, SBF! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:36,
archived)
All pain is possibleThey're remaking Hellraiser, I've heard. *shudders to think*
( Smallbrainfield,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:00,
archived)
I agreeremakes are always so much better then ther originals.
Cos they throw away anything that made the original good and replace it with murky lighting, funny camera angles, and loads of CGI gore.
Yay! Go remakes!
(Cos they throw away anything that made the original good and replace it with murky lighting, funny camera angles, and loads of CGI gore.
Yay! Go remakes!
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:20,
archived)
Although"The Thing" remake was an improvement, they're correcting this anomaly by making a remake of it.
( Smallbrainfield,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:23,
archived)
I think this proves that films put out after 1989 were shite.1988 - Hellbound: Hellraiser II
1992 - Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth
1996 - Hellraiser: Bloodline
2000 - Hellraiser: Inferno
2002 - Hellraiser: Hellseeker
2005 - Hellraiser: Deader
2005 - Hellraiser: Hellworld
I didn't know they made that many. Shall I watch them? erm not too sure if they are worth teh bandwidth.
(,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:28,
archived)
1992 - Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth
1996 - Hellraiser: Bloodline
2000 - Hellraiser: Inferno
2002 - Hellraiser: Hellseeker
2005 - Hellraiser: Deader
2005 - Hellraiser: Hellworld
I didn't know they made that many. Shall I watch them? erm not too sure if they are worth teh bandwidth.
I went to see Hellraiser 2 at the cinema, back when multiplexes were the new thing.Kenneth Cranham is in it. It's rather good as I recall.
( Smallbrainfield,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:32,
archived)
I read 'deader' as synonymous with 'killer' as if it was someone who made you dead. 'OMG he just completely deaded her!!' *screams*
/illiterate
(,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:59,
archived)
/illiterate
I thought Inferno was quite a good filmuntil the decided to make it a Hellraiser film, about 2 thirds of the way through
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 19 May 2010, 14:07,
archived)
I agree totally.Apart from the italian job, get carter, clash of the titans, planet of the apes, alfie, mr deeds...
( Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:30,
archived)
Yes, but what does it say?;)
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:17,
archived)
This gave me a semi
(
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:53,
archived)
LuckyIt only gave me a masonette.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:54,
archived)
hahabuilding-based euphemisms for the win
( Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:55,
archived)
*high-rises* Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:57,
archived)
THERE'S NO NEED FOR THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE*writes to my MP*
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:03,
archived)
nolets stay apart-ment
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:57,
archived)
FLUFFF!Looking at pr0n ...
Oh.
That's a part of my innocence I'll never get back.
(Oh.
That's a part of my innocence I'll never get back.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:54,
archived)
Aww lookit the adorableBUNBUNS?!!
( wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:09,
archived)
Can't take 'em anywhere
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:42,
archived)
Cheers guys,As it's my b3ta day I'm peaing this (although it is significantly modified from the spare effort last night)
doesn't need it's own thread
(doesn't need it's own thread
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:52,
archived)
wow2 years and only 317 posts. Haven't these all been in the last week??
Did it take you that long to work out how to log in? ;D
(Did it take you that long to work out how to log in? ;D
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:04,
archived)
I got lost at the front door and then a bouncer told me I couldn't come in until I changed my shoes
(
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:09,
archived)
ah - that was Mikehe's a funny old stick.
psychopathicly violent, but funny
(psychopathicly violent, but funny
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:13,
archived)
Ridesa grifter I believe
(
Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:27,
archived)
that's right - he folds the mudguard under to make motorbike soundsand rides everywhere in first gear "cos its faster"
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:37,
archived)
hahaha! ace!
(
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:53,
archived)
hahahahaNo jeeves I don't want to look for Nurse Fetsh Porn on Amazon or eBay, thank you
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:57,
archived)
ahhhhahh I like this series Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:57,
archived)
![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Fake Science"){kind=small}
Prof. Brian Cocks answers your letters...
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:26,
archived)
What a wonderfully contrived punBut he should know that tin does absorb gamma radiation, just not very well.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:28,
archived)
Hence it's in the fake science compo, smartarse
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:29,
archived)
If you mix and match fake and real science,we shall ensure you won't celebrate winning the comp. We shall party cull you.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:33,
archived)
good grief that is appallingwell done that person
(
crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:30,
archived)
AaaughBrain?
( wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:31,
archived)
"From now on, Pinky, you will call me... Mr Perkins"/fave episode ever
How you diddling today fella?
(How you diddling today fella?
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:09,
archived)
Lovely, lovely puns . . . lovely puns . . .how I've missed you
Woo!
(Woo!
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:37,
archived)
hahahahahah! good lordy....
(
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:37,
archived)
Rail Interface Systemaka RIS
Comments made me eventually get it. I didn't recognise the band :-)
(Comments made me eventually get it. I didn't recognise the band :-)
Ratsta,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:11,
archived)
hahaha D:Ream on buddy!Is he the one with the dreadlocks?
(
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:52,
archived)
Sir, I wish to congratulate youon what, I'm not sure, but congratulations none-the-less
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:07,
archived)
HahahahahaHave a good *spang* for that monstrosity!
( bennyhillslovechild,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:07,
archived)
*pokes*'ning
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:29,
archived)
Andi, ashally . . . ashally . . .
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:19,
archived)
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!Hello gorjass!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:33,
archived)
Andi Peters and Will Smith are not dissimilar in appearance and acting ability.
doog Don't read this.,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:33,
archived)
hold on a minute whilst I re-load the spanging cannon.... theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:17,
archived)
Mamma mia!That's-a one spangy meatball!
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:19,
archived)
oh fucking hell:)
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:26,
archived)
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. Very DolmioWonderful sig doog
( Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:41,
archived)
every time this is on tv I can only think of milk
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:03,
archived)
Phwoar!I bet that tastes milky!
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:05,
archived)
What a load of bull. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:06,
archived)
Oi! He herd that... Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:08,
archived)
BullocksNext they'll say he'll heifer to apologise
( Seventh is somewhat subdued,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:11,
archived)
:DIt's not just werewolves that come out on the full moooooooon then
( wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:20,
archived)
hahaha! bloody hell that looks just plain wrong!kinda reminded me of a quotation:
"hey, fucko - it's inter-species erotica"
("hey, fucko - it's inter-species erotica"
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:07,
archived)
The cow has a human hand. That's quite wrong. Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:11,
archived)
tesco value minotaur theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:12,
archived)
Bestiality foreplayWoo :)
Nicely shopped!
(Nicely shopped!
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:08,
archived)
YAY! Candle!
wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:12,
archived)
*glees at flickering norks* riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:15,
archived)
Hahahaha!Maybe she's one of those gadawful sparkly vampires.
( wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:18,
archived)
They're worse than happy goths!:O riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:24,
archived)
They really exist then?I thought they were just a myth.
( wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:27,
archived)
Only the unmarried ones are mythesOtherwise they are mythesses.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:36,
archived)
happy candleday!
(
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:13,
archived)
Cheers peeps
(
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:19,
archived)
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaclass
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 19 May 2010, 11:43,
archived)
*waits, hopping from one foot to the other* hopping from one foot to the other*hurrrrry!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 19 May 2010, 11:44,
archived)
really?*pisses pance*
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 19 May 2010, 11:58,
archived)
This is the sort of meerkat comparing that I like.The adverts on the other hand can fuck off.
Don't even get me started on the Go compare twat.
The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?,
Wed 19 May 2010, 11:45,
archived)
Curiously they've also registered 'goatcompare.com' to themselves.Were they anticipating b3tans or have they already been done over once?
(
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 19 May 2010, 11:47,
archived)
Vagabond will be gutted
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:08,
archived)
Pah, I say - PAH!Their goats will be of no compare to mine, for I am THE GOATMAN!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:54,
archived)
lol, this is awwwwwsome :)*clicks lots*
(
Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Wed 19 May 2010, 11:45,
archived)
The first pic to make me smile in the past 24 hours*click*
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Wed 19 May 2010, 11:47,
archived)
Ha!nice tag (subtle)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Wed 19 May 2010, 11:49,
archived)
I was expecting it to beA hazelnut in every bite
( flatfrog Staring vacantly into space,
Wed 19 May 2010, 11:50,
archived)
Hahaha!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:04,
archived)
Hahahahahah! *clicky!* theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 19 May 2010, 11:55,
archived)
Great.:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 19 May 2010, 11:58,
archived)
"Stiffen your haunches meerkats""I said haunches..."
*clicked*
(*clicked*
doog Don't read this.,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:10,
archived)
ahhhahhhahhhahperfect
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:32,
archived)
So whats this new olympics logo gonna look like?I'm hoping something like this...
( w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?,
Wed 19 May 2010, 11:26,
archived)
sums it up....wrong flag though... Olympics use the Union jack
And I'm a prick
(And I'm a prick
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 19 May 2010, 11:26,
archived)
new olympic logo?is the pink and yellow one ditched?
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 19 May 2010, 11:28,
archived)
garg... I mean mascot, anounced today apparantly.
(
w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?,
Wed 19 May 2010, 11:29,
archived)
ah, I imagine it will be an equally pink CDC on legs then HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 19 May 2010, 11:30,
archived)
They're revealing the mascot tonight....good god
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 19 May 2010, 11:30,
archived)
I don't remember being consultedWere any of us consulted? I bet we'd produce some right corkers as logos/mascots go.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 19 May 2010, 11:33,
archived)
Especially ones with belming anuses(what is the plural of anus? Ani? Anusii?)
( sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?,
Wed 19 May 2010, 11:41,
archived)
aniiIn the same way that the plural of toothbrush is toothbrii
( Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:36,
archived)
Didn't we do an Olympic mascot challenge?
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 19 May 2010, 11:41,
archived)
Do you know what, I hate to admit it, but the shitty pink logo is starting to make sensefashion and design is moving more and more into the domain of the 80s and by the time the 2012 games roll around, I think it could end up fitting in perfectly.
I hope they're completely wrong though just because I could have made that for £10
(I hope they're completely wrong though just because I could have made that for £10
Victor Meldrew,
Wed 19 May 2010, 11:37,
archived)
nah, it's going to be ASBO the pigeon.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 19 May 2010, 11:36,
archived)
He gets my vote!Nice pic :D
( w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?,
Wed 19 May 2010, 11:37,
archived)
I'm loving his feathery cock and balls!Woo!
Why aren't his feet deformed?
(Why aren't his feet deformed?
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 19 May 2010, 11:39,
archived)
If he had deformed feethe'd be the paralympic mascot. The Olympics have high standards of body-fascism for their mascots to meet.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Wed 19 May 2010, 11:41,
archived)
To be Uk-centric...The Para-lypmic ones should have balaclavas on.
( w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?,
Wed 19 May 2010, 11:43,
archived)
This is a very good point.The Provo team is a surefire win.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Wed 19 May 2010, 11:46,
archived)
he uses his knife to cut his way out of all that netting that tears their toes off HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 19 May 2010, 11:41,
archived)
he really should be missing a few toes to be a real london pigeon
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 19 May 2010, 11:42,
archived)
You don't mean(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 19 May 2010, 11:43,
archived)
Pffffffftttttttttttttttt!!!! "The cox of my own crew is frightened to go in the water because she received bruising from an attack"
Cambridgeshire Rowing Association President Bill Key
(Cambridgeshire Rowing Association President Bill Key
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 19 May 2010, 11:50,
archived)
I think a pigeon would be excellentor maybe a fox to fuck the conservatives right off, especially now there seem to be more in London than the countryside
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 19 May 2010, 11:43,
archived)
UGLY MODERN SOCIETY, RETREAT
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:34,
archived)
You're right, you're right.Also - spot the difference:
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 19 May 2010, 11:42,
archived)
one's carol vorderman, who's the other one? HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 19 May 2010, 11:44,
archived)
looks likenatalie imbruglia, I think
another crap singer/actress reject from neighbours that we've foisted off on you poms :)
(another crap singer/actress reject from neighbours that we've foisted off on you poms :)
Ratsta,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:00,
archived)
it am the brinkly from that one show.
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:01,
archived)
Filthy Lampard-shagger,Forever tainted by him.
Never clean again.
(Never clean again.
Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:14,
archived)
that's some impressive man milk coverage. Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 19 May 2010, 11:51,
archived)
there is no differencei'd anally fist both of them.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 19 May 2010, 11:49,
archived)
« Older messages | Newer messages »
