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# In response to all this fluffness of cats, have a picture of my mouse Pie playing the guitar
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(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Pie pffft :)
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:30, archived)
# WAIL AA POYD?
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:32, archived)
# yawwww!
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:33, archived)
# THOMAAAAAS!
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:34, archived)
# i do indeed
but I have got another 2 called P'nut and Pudding. At the moment Pie is sitting on my shoulder fast asleep in my hood
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:36, archived)
# yes
three weeks ago a mouse can across the floor in the office. I've never seen so many women go screamy and flappy at once
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:46, archived)
# WIMMINS!
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Not the mouse organ?
Yay for mouse Pie, which isn't a rat tart!
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:33, archived)
# mmmmmmmh mouse pie
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:36, archived)
# In search of the lost cord . . . unplugged !
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:42, archived)
# Dexter am hiding
too cute not to post
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:23, archived)
# Aww lookit the adorable
pink jellybean pads and fwuffy tumbly
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:24, archived)
# that is WAY too much cute fluffiness,
Everyone should now go and watch something like that french horror film "Inside" to balance out the universe.

(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:28, archived)
# I really enjoyed that film.
Along with Martyrs.

Edit: Great entertainment and fun for all the family.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:30, archived)
# "Inside" was one of the very few horror movies to make me propery cringe at the rather graphic ending...
never saw "Martyrs" - I shall investigate

edit: that sounds just as unpleasant... :S
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:33, archived)
# Please do, it is also a winner.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:36, archived)
# or Irreversible
20 minute realtime rape scene, anyone? that oughta balance things out a bit.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:59, archived)
#
WAIL AA POYD?
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:33, archived)
# *cuddles*
:)
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Peeky Boo . . .
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:42, archived)
# have some cats fishing
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
This is filling me with GLEE!
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Go fishcat go!
he's so exited :D
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Brilliant!!!! *Click* :)
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:17, archived)
# yay :D
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:18, archived)
# yay!
this is ace! :)
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:18, archived)
# This has brightened my day up considerably.
Have a click and a pancake.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:18, archived)
# just brilliant!


(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:19, archived)
# YAAAAAYYYY!
I hope they catch some yarn!
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:20, archived)
# 2 of my favourite things fishing and cats
heheh.. on another note i just bought a 2nd hand memory card from cex..its got loads of pictures of some hot women and films on it, which all apperead after I ran an undeleter program on it hehehe.. people just dont learn to wipe things properly :)

Go cats go fish
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Cor!
I'd love more details.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:23, archived)
# haha
I found a memory card years ago which had pictures of a woman in a bed with a dog - nothing rude, but the woman, the dog and even the entire bedroom were the most miserable looking things ever
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:35, archived)
# hahaha! :D
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:21, archived)
# WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGAR BAOT
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:22, archived)
# hahahahahahha! *instaclicky*
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:23, archived)
# They are having a reely good time !
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:23, archived)
#


Valin - this accurately depicts my reaction to this pun :D
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:29, archived)
# It's a keeper !
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:40, archived)
# thats ace
The old cat sleeps peacefully, dreaming of lions.

also, i'm so impressed by all the jesse icons.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:29, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:33, archived)
# woo!
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:36, archived)
# I like this
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:38, archived)
# I'm gonna get some too.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:39, archived)
# aaaw man......................Love this
:D:D
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:42, archived)
# What'll we do when we catch one?
Here's my now gone for two years muscular bristle cat Farnsworth, when I found a Salmon in a creek and showed him.

Photobucket
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Farnsworth thinks "something fishy" bout this.......:D
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 17:00, archived)
# i like sea fishing :D
Woo
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 17:24, archived)
# FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH!
 
that is grand
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:31, archived)
# It was a stupid mistake
by Satchii to allow his dyslexic apprentice to design a
new badge for the footy team.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:47, archived)
# *filenames*
*facepalms*
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:49, archived)
# be the first to recieve my new spang the monkey
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:49, archived)
# epileptic frying pan!
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Racist!
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Quiet, honkey!
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:04, archived)
# IN-GER-LAND! IN-GER-LAND!! LA LA
*filenames* Check
*spang* Check
*kitten on a skateboard* Check
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:49, archived)
# "Come on Engnald"
:D
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:51, archived)
# I thought it was some weird forrin name for pork...
I actually googled it
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:52, archived)
# hahaha you twat
me too
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:54, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:56, archived)
# *launches intercontinental spanging missle*
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:52, archived)
# ARF!
And OOF!
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Oh dear god, y'know that moment when the realisation sets it..........
Also! Happpy candle day!
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Thanks. I made a sweary one too.

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C&P FB
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:54, archived)
# I like your swear candl
and I appluad your inclusion of "mimsy".

Happy b-day!
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Thank you.
or should I say

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(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:01, archived)
# yay for textswearycandles!
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:13, archived)
# GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
And happy caekday.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:54, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Apologies for lateness.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Has it got meat in it?
I want MEAT cake!
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:00, archived)
# The cake you see here is 90% bat liver / otter shank mix and an entire canal's worth of ducklings were murdered when we were only at the brainstroming stage.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:07, archived)
# That's all well and good.
But it would be rather nice, on this very special day, to have some panda scrotum cake.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:12, archived)
# here you go...

I baked it myself - he looks like he's had quite enough already, though!
happy b3taday!
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:01, archived)
# There is meat in it, right?

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(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:05, archived)
# but of course!
and there's foie gras in the icing...
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Cor! Posh meat.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:14, archived)
#
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Porkin' Hell!
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:58, archived)
# oh, good grief!
only just got it... (by checking the filename, I have to say)
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:02, archived)
# ^this :D
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 19:03, archived)
# *touchs*
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:02, archived)
# happy b3taday :)

C'mon USA..Algeria..Slovenia

(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Thanks.
I don't actually give a toss who wins.
/Not a fan of footy. Now rugby, now you're talking.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:10, archived)
# I don't care as long as it's not England
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:11, archived)
# As a Welsh,
I agree with this statement.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:19, archived)
# It's raaawwww!
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:47, archived)
# Here she is.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:38, archived)
# pfft....
nice font matching

(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Thanks
It was a hand-made algorithm
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:43, archived)
# I wasn't be sarcastic... honest
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Would you?
I mean I would but that's no yardstick of anything?

she looks like Noel Fielding in that pic, but her legs are officially 3 inches longer than her actual entire body, including her legs
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Yes, she's lovely
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:13, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:43, archived)
# hahahahahaha
Excellent!
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:51, archived)
# pfffft!
She made my white towels go all orangey
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:52, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:54, archived)
# hahahahahahha! ace, freebs
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:53, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahaha
And another redcord sleeve...
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Haha!
Genuine lols
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Why thank you!
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:37, archived)
#
*clicks*

she has a face like a welders bench so this works or more than one level!
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 17:39, archived)
# I'll leave it up to you...
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:36, archived)
# YOUR ALL GAY
happy candle
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:37, archived)
# ah, he's not sick, he's just a bit of a nut!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BIT OF A NUT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:(

it's not funny at all :(

HAHAHAHAHAHa

HAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Not a nut either...
/QI
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Nuts is nuts that's nuts is not nuts or what's nut's!
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:40, archived)
# ^ a legume
and coconuts aren't nuts either and neither are brazilnuts
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:43, archived)
# the world is aware of this fact
:)
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:58, archived)
# and neither are tagnuts
but they do taste nutty
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:15, archived)
# hmmm
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Now this is a gentleman warrior.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:41, archived)
#


And on the subject of porn; I feel like cheering myself up by drawing a Chloe pic.
And suggestions for a sexy movie/game character she can parody?
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Mr Stay Puft
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:33, archived)
# hahaha
this!
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Dynamite Headdy
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:33, archived)
# hedley lamarr!
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:34, archived)
# What about comics? do they count?
If so, how about a super-sexy she-hulk as she transforms...
Ripping open her blouse to let her giganticaly inflated green mammaries escape.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:33, archived)
# .......
....i need some alone-time to think about that one.....
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:38, archived)
# I can wait. I'm a patient fish.
*rubs fins together in anticipation*
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:41, archived)
# that lass from Mirror's Edge
Or failing that, Maria from Jetset Willy
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:33, archived)
# mmm.
Pixels.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Frame 3:
The realisation that all those "friendly" ladies* have gone for ever.

*or Gentlemen, we are very modern people after all.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:33, archived)
# how about Mohammed the prophet of Islam?
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:35, archived)
# ^
Wielding the power of the Koran
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:36, archived)
# for all of those pork sausage recipies it contains?
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:38, archived)
# *bombs embassy*
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:36, archived)
# *burns emvee embassy*
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:36, archived)
# *attacks B3ta World Cup squad*
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Isn't that tomorrow?
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:39, archived)
# not in Pakistan
apparently
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Have you not done them all yet?
Morrigan from Dragon Age: Origins?
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Not been bored enough to play Dragon Age yet.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Ah man it's great!
...although I am a complete Bioware nut and may be slightly biased in this opinion.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:44, archived)
# I played old-school RPGs throughout the 90s
And was a fan of the style since the 80s.
I just feel like I've seen it all before.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Yeah but you could say that about most genres.
This is dead trad, true, but what it lacks in innovation it more than makes up for in texture and ambience IMHO.

And you can probably pick it up second hand for next to nowt by now.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:50, archived)
# Busy playing Alan Wake at the moment.
And I'll be playing Red Dead Redemption come Friday.
That looks sexy enough for me to want to rub up against it with considerable vigour.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:02, archived)
# I concur, grabbing it asap!
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:12, archived)
# :D
The woman from "Watchmen" whose name I can never remember...
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:36, archived)
# the inspector from Pink Panther
Not that inspector clouseau would be anyone's definition of sexy, but Chloe in the hat, coat, and magnifying glass...
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:36, archived)
#
Strategically placed magnifying glass...
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Lesbian Nympho Demon Ninja Chicks
that's what's needed right now

edit: now with +ninja
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:36, archived)
# +Ninja
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:37, archived)
# FUCK YES
*bows humbly*
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:38, archived)
# de nada :)
www.ninjababesfromspace.com/

A variant of this...
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:41, archived)
# I say!
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:59, archived)
# I have something like that in my Hentai movie folder.....
....uh....which I keep on hand for dynamic pose reference....
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:41, archived)
# any recommendations?
I do require some actual plot though :)

Have been going on a mega anime download fest but now I've run out of hard drive, so I need to make a list to fill a new hd with.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Plot? No. Pure filth. In Japanese. No subtitles.
How I can still see is a mystery......
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:48, archived)
# keep one good eye on the subtitles
one on the screen

and the left hand on the jog/shuttle control :D
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Emma Peel!!!!
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:36, archived)
# ^
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Draw her as the leather clad tart from Watchmen
the only redeeming thing about that atrocious film
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:36, archived)
# That singular hair he has knows how to levitate alright,
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:36, archived)
# The woman in the bath with the chemical burns in The Shining.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:37, archived)
# phwooar
*rubs thighs*
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:39, archived)
# don't rub too hard!
you'll get burns too!

and you'll have to share her bath
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Any advance on friction burns?
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Are they chemical burns?
I always took them to be putrification.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Maybe they are.
I must admit, I should be looking at more corpses to work this out. But who has the time these days?
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Hiya Jack
How about Weird science?


(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Far Cry
Foul mouthed mercs, sweaty jungles and crazy mutants.

Just her thing I'd say :D
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Bub?
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:40, archived)
# cat woman!
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Oooooo.
Now there's an idea.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Rubi from Wet?
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Is that any good?
You can get it dirt cheap now
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:53, archived)
# it's alright
there's a sort of acrobatic bullet time feature, which if you like it is great, if you hate it then you'll hate the game
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Wario
or Dario G
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Arm Fall Off Boy
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:48, archived)
# ^ :)
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Ha ha, this.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:55, archived)
# PLORP
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:18, archived)
# can I do you in the bot-bot?
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:56, archived)
# this is me :(
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Bayonetta?
Lots of potential there. =D
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:13, archived)
# Judge Anderson!
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Chuckie Egg
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Last one for today.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:20, archived)
# There is a clip in the trailer for that film
that makes my inner archaeologist scream with rage!
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:22, archived)
# is it a Romano-Graeco archway built into the doorframe of a Saxon Peasant's Hut?
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:24, archived)
# ha ha ha not quite.
It's a sequence showing a beach landing, of an army, and the knights coming in on what can only be describes as D Day, LCC boats (circa 1944)
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:27, archived)
# oh I saw that
hahaha -Artistic License torn up?


I'm off to see it tonight. I shall be switching my brain off and just enjoying

it was that or Iron Man 2 or Four Lions
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:29, archived)
# FOUR LIONS!
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:31, archived)
# looks like something I'd watch on TV if there was nothing else on
/opinion
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Iron Man 2 is worth seeing at the cinema
It's better than the first one.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:40, archived)
# ^This^
:D
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:29, archived)
# sounds like something Benny Hill did once in a sketch
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:32, archived)
# How else are the Americans supposed to stop the evil English from killing the Irish Jews?
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:33, archived)
# I am really busy otherwise I would dig out thelink to that Monkey Dust sketch
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:35, archived)
# This 'un?
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:39, archived)
# yep!
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:47, archived)
# with their authentic middle ages nuclear missiles!
and space laZers!
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:37, archived)
# A mid-atlantic accent centuries before the discovery of America*?
* by real people, not the thousands of indigenous people who had been happily living there in a harmonious balance with their environment possibly for millenia, naturally.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:28, archived)
# harmonious balance with their environment my arse
"native" Americans caused 15 species of megafauna (that's animals roughly elephant-sized) to go extinct within a few centuries of their arrival - by the time westerners arrived they were only scratching a living from the soil (in apparent "harmony" with their ecosystem) because they'd killed off everything else

dreamcatchers are a pile of shit as well
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:33, archived)
# So it must be something in the air over there then...
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:36, archived)
# I had the choice of seeing it yesterday. I went and saw Clash of the Titans instead, as I thought it would be more historically accurate.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:25, archived)
# ha ha :)
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:32, archived)
# is it the D-Day style landing craft?
that seemed to be pushing it a tad...
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Yep (see above)
:D
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:28, archived)
# which bit of this made up story made use scream?
next you'll be saying the passion of the christ wasn't accurate.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:28, archived)
# is he wearing Mick Aston's jumper?
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Doing unnatural things with lens flares:
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Why can'y you just do it "naturally" like everyone else you pervert :)
woo to the pretty swirl.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Because that would be boring.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:28, archived)
# woop
that looks ace :)
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Hoorah!
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:28, archived)
# No rain? No click...
Only joking *Click* That';s rather nice is that :)
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:18, archived)
# No rain.
I'm going to start a band and call it Blind Melon.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:27, archived)
# swirly
looks almost 3D
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:19, archived)
# it is*
*might not be
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:27, archived)
# marvelously swirly!
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:20, archived)
# this
...but swirlier
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:21, archived)
# yays for swirling
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Nicely :)
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:21, archived)
# cheers me deers
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:27, archived)
# can i get in on this?
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:23, archived)
# aaaah, 14 pints of Scrumpy Jack later
this is how most friday evenings end up looking.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Ah f-f-f-f-f-fuuccin ... f-f-f-fuckin Ah ffffffffffuckin' ...
*collapses*
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:26, archived)
# *Viddles*


*Vomiting and widdling at the same time.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Mrs V and I had a drunken copper 'round our flat who
threw up and shat himself at the same time. That was well funny.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:34, archived)
# I'm in ur hed eating ur dreemz
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:38, archived)
# I'm hoping the end will look like this.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 17:09, archived)
#
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:14, archived)
# lovely plumage
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Very Dali :)
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:15, archived)
# it's actually 4 giant swans playing a prank
Ace work :D
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Haha:D
swan lake:D
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:17, archived)
# *swan loch*
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:21, archived)
# yay nice......have a very early attempt at animation ...thought I'd lost this :D
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:21, archived)
# 'tis good
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:31, archived)
# :D....remember doing another with Billy Connolly's head on too
...can't find that one :
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Swanny...how I luv ya...how I luv ya!
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 17:06, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:04, archived)
#
Great moments in Scottish Football History #1
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:04, archived)
# New evidence shows it was actually...


#nickcleggsfault (is that how the cool twitter kids say these sorts of things?
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:06, archived)
# @barryheadwound
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:09, archived)
# @forbes
Well I blame #horses
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:11, archived)
# @barryheadwound
I think the fault lies firmly with #deagostini
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:14, archived)
# @bilbobarneybaileybobs
It's clearly a matter for #cashgordon
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:18, archived)
# @barryheadwound
That's a case for #chocolaterain if I ever saw one
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:23, archived)
# what we have here is a clear breach of Fifa science regulations
"REF"!!!!!!!:)
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Even physics disagrees
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:13, archived)
# oh how I love this
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:21, archived)
# :D
cheers fella
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:42, archived)
# ahahahahaha
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:48, archived)
# That's brill
:)
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:05, archived)
# I'll still never understand
how that fat dwarf managed to out jump Shilts
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Cocaine
obviously.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:26, archived)
# boingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboingboing
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Look who I've found!
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:55, archived)
# hehe...."fiscal stimulus?....forget it Gordon ....here's a brush-get sweeping" :D
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:00, archived)
# looks more like a shovel
for digging holes, clearing up shit etc
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:05, archived)
# hahaha! That's Ace!



(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:08, archived)
# hahaha
where on earth did she get that face?:D
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:10, archived)
# I googled 'gurning'
randomly clicked a results page number (11 I think . . .) and there was Cherie. I then spent 45 minutes carefully shopping her head* et VOILA!

EDIT: It was page 12

*3 seconds in Paint


(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:12, archived)
# I hope Tony gets back in now...LOL
just so we can see more of it .........:D
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:17, archived)
# It's her multiple "O" face
She's on number 4 and Tony's just stuck his thumb up her bum!
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:14, archived)
# must. resist. urge. to. pea.
bah, who am I kidding. *whores*

(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:12, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!
Office lolololololol!

Woo!


(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Hahahaha

(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:25, archived)
# For some reason I feel that
the only thing between the man in the middle of that picture, and a front page of the local paper describing how he was arrested after police removed a quantity of computers from his house in evidence bags....is a matter of time
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Proper LOL sirrah! :D:D
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:05, archived)
# :D
They guy in the middle... is his head... shopped? or just that massive?? Something seems wrong about him...
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:05, archived)
# "spare a dime"
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Kaaaahhhhhhhhnnnnn
Edit: I just realised that it's not a Beardy Shatner... But Donald Trump. Doh
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:59, archived)
# haha, all I see in that picture, now you've said it , is Shatner.....
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Donald Tramp:)
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:06, archived)
# ha ha :D
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Spare $15,000 for a twelve course michelin-star dinner with wine, brandy and cigars, guv?
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:02, archived)
# HEHE...don't forget the"for an old soldier"bit......it always works:D
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Will wear wigs for food *Click* :)
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:04, archived)
# TRUMPET POWER
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:09, archived)
# haha cracking work sir!!!
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 21:20, archived)
# geddit? eh? eh?
Lens flares
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:35, archived)
# IN UR STREETZ STEALING UR INTERNETS.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:38, archived)
# In ur Frans burning your sheeps
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:41, archived)
# In ur France burning your baguettes
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:47, archived)
# B i g B r u v v e r
with added B O V V E R
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Chic hippies love Renault Clio wheels?
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Nicole?
/90s advert blog
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Papa?
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Hahahaha I like doing unnatural things with lensflare.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:45, archived)
# shine
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Yay!


(nothing to do with lensflare)
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:50, archived)
# bloody hell, it's one of the Scoleri Brothers! ("I tried them for murder; gave them the chair!")
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Why don't you just tell them you don't believe in ghosts?
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:03, archived)
# "Come on, Fatboy, you're coming back to my private zoo!"
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Because once I turned into a dog and they helped me. Thank you.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:17, archived)
# "vi am I drippings wiz goo?"
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Jesus!
Jonny 500 is alive
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:57, archived)
# It's like a Cyriak animation
given life.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:59, archived)
# hahahahaha
let's hope he spots it & uses it:)
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Canary Worf.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Even the uniform colour matches :)
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:27, archived)
#
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Arf arfur!!
:D
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Nice legs.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:28, archived)
# "pass the pan please........not that one"
"the big flat one"
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:31, archived)
# r-r-r-r-repost
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:32, archived)
# This
is brilliant.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:38, archived)
#
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Used as an early warning system aboard, for when the fart to oxygen ratio is too high.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Hooray!
You win first go on my lovingly crafter new spang, which goes far too fast, but you get the point
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:37, archived)
# :D
My new fave spang
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Now THAT
would be a worthy remake.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:45, archived)
# *is honoured*
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:59, archived)
# slowed it down for you
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:15, archived)
# \o/
star
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:42, archived)
# How DOES he do it?
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:14, archived)
# smoke & mirrors
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:15, archived)
# With her probably.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Ooh cheeky!
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:16, archived)
# mabye it's like rimmerworld.
you may not see her beauty..
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:16, archived)
# "This lady looks nice. So does this. And this."
"Opik one!"
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Phwoooar!
Plus he's now going into stand up! - Lembit standup
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Ace!
He was great on HIGNFY last week
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Always thought he had too much of a personality to be in politics
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Anyone who deliberately goes into politics is a dickhead.
The only reason they do it is to line their own pockets - Opik the same.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:24, archived)
# I would say this is patently untrue
but you wouldn't believe me :)
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:26, archived)
# No I wouldn't. Because it is true.
We had them scratching around our door saying "Vote Lib Dem!" before the election. After they gave me a speil about how they wanted to do good unto others and change everything, I asked how much their wage would be if they got elected.

They went then.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:31, archived)
# well
that certainly told them
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:46, archived)
# It certainly seemed to do the trick.
No one does something for nothing, least of all politicians.

At least bankers are rather more honest about simply wanting your money (albeit to gamble with).
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Fuckin' doctors are the same
All getting paid, the pricks.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:16, archived)
# ha yeah
it was quite brave of him

although I instinctively don't like him cos he looks like a boss I once had who was a total cunt
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Lembit for PM
:D
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Maybe they could get Blair to sing for them
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:11, archived)
# PREDATOR
that is all.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:13, archived)
# hahaha
with the power of a Thatcherite cloaking device
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:18, archived)
#
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:19, archived)
# GET YOUR ASS TO MARS!
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Girl, I'm gonna get your ass to mars

(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Girl you know it's true. Ooh, ooh, ooh, I'm getting my ass to mahaaars

(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:28, archived)
# you can actually remember what they sang/didn't sing?
I'm impressed/disturbed.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:30, archived)
# The human memory is a curious thing

(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Makes a one man weak, makes another man sing
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Or lip-sync, in this particular case

(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:49, archived)
# ba ba ba ba
ba ba ba ba
baby
don't forget my number

babababa
babababa
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:39, archived)
# haha
much better
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Manillibandi Vanillibandi
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Robin knew he was asking for trouble bringing home a Moore...
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Oh my
that's excellent. More!
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Ooh ta!
:D
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:22, archived)
# woohoo!
needs more alan
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Patrick Moorgan Freeman?
Great stuff Ninj!
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Cheers Q!
:D
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Holding up the family name well
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Haha
This is ace.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Thanks Fluffy and all you lullies...
:D
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Hahaha!
excellent!



(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Cor!!!!!
excellent stuff, sir
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Cheers Joe!
:D
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:20, archived)
# secret is to knock his monocle out.........then ya got him....
expert 'shopping as per Ninj :D
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Thankee sir!
:D
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Perfect expression!
Nicely :)
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Cheers Chumpers
:D
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Hahahaha
terrific.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Thank you!
:D
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Absolutely fantastic!

(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:58, archived)
# this is ace
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry] I found zis und I sink it should vin ze compo.


Observe if you vill how frame 1 needs no furzer manipulation.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:44, archived)
# that is SCIENCE
the art of photoshopping, without photoshopping :)
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:46, archived)
# egg-cellent
:P
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:46, archived)
# *applauds*
They should so reinvent that show. With like micro-circuits and stuff.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:47, archived)
# And The Vortex.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:49, archived)
# I believe you may've gotten
the adventure game mixed up with the great egg race


(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:00, archived)
# and Uncle Aspidistra!
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Still...
sexier than Moira Stuart
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:06, archived)
# the CEO of Farley's Rusks?
trufax
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:07, archived)
# you!
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Last time I looked, yes.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:49, archived)
# ^him!^
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Where?
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:51, archived)
# ^there^
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:52, archived)
# ^Eh?
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:53, archived)
# On the stair.
Going clip, clippity clock on the stair.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:55, archived)
# yeah!
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:55, archived)
# *breaks formation*
*goes to bed*
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:58, archived)
# New formation created.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:24, archived)
# muhahaha
also - just as well in the first frame. I can't imagine there are many pictures of Prof Heinz Wolff from behind available
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:48, archived)
# *mindbleach*
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:54, archived)
# yeh, I found those too
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Rule 34 again, huh?
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:03, archived)
# yes
I know his popularity drooped in the 90s, but still, you'd think he had more dignity than that
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Personally, I prefer a cravat.
Also: ARF!
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:50, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:54, archived)
[challenge entry] This combines both Fake Science
and Fake Bees.

(, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:55, archived)
# haha the be(e)jesus!
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Bumble Beebus
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:00, archived)
# He's getting ready for the fight against Beezlebub
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:06, archived)
# quality.
Save me Jeebus!
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:19, archived)
# The final frame is actually quite scary.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:56, archived)
# That's science for you.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:02, archived)
# I didn't see his lips move. Did you see his lips move?
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:37, archived)
# talks out the other end.
you'll never see them move.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:39, archived)
# I for one am looking forward to those two smug pricks going grey and bald.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:39, archived)
# No I didn't.
Speed up the gif a bit.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:45, archived)
# they'll start talking sense
oooh, any decade now...
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:46, archived)

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