b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 38439 (Older | Newer)

# STOP HIM! HE'S GOT OUR CHILDREN!


Too late for the /wagon?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Very nicely done

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Were you respensible for the Mandelson one of these as well?
Woo, btw.

EDIT ah, no, that's be Ninj then.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:44, archived)
# you've just upped the creepy stakes by about 5000%
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Don't leave the children next to the fox
it's the third rule of parenting
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:46, archived)
# What are the first two?
I think I'm doing it wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:49, archived)
# 1. get them to poop in the toilet
2. make sure they can clean themselves
3. don't put the kids next to the fox
4. give them carrots and mash
5. get a miniature bed or some pillows
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:52, archived)
# oh dear
I am a terrible parent!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:56, archived)
# 6. Every parent is terrible
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:02, archived)
# Phew!
Thanks Dad!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Hahaha
Bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Dance Commander invading your personal space, since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:47, archived)
# "Too late for the wagon?"
Looks like he's got the wagon rolling
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Hahahaha...

Hai Barbie :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Hai Ninj :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Don't worry, Cameron will save them!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:49, archived)
[challenge entry] First Image be nice :-)
(heavyhorses, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:27, archived)
# I smell thread deletion
other than that, carry on n00b
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:29, archived)
# hello n00bster
welcome to b3ta!

p.s. don't delete posts unless you really need to! Just use the Edit button!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:31, archived)
# what should i do about boils dave
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:34, archived)
# wire brush and dettol
thanks for asking


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:35, archived)
# if you have a boil
draw a face on it and call it pustulio
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Get away from me you...
Object of my unsurpassed worship
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:46, archived)
# Boil them off, stupid. Why do you think they're called boils?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:39, archived)
# i'll say again
fucking NHS and their fucking shitty delivery drivers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:35, archived)
# I'm pretty sure the technical term
is Paramedics.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:37, archived)
# not the ones that work for parcelforce
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:39, archived)
# God NHS outsourcing has really gone too far here.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:40, archived)
# You can't hold the NHS responsible for parcelforce.
My parcelforce guy keeps leaving my parcels in a bush by my door. I appreciate not having to go and collect them but it strikes me as a rather risky strategy.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:41, archived)
# You must have a big bush?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:44, archived)
# i can and will
when they tell parcelforce to deliver a day early, when i'm not home, then refusing to bring my stuff back until fucking FRIDAY, despite the fact that i desperately need this stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:45, archived)
# If it's medicinal marijuana that they're supposed to be delivering, they've probably smoked it.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:47, archived)
# i wish it was
i'm getting most irate and a bit shouty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Mine left them with the nutter over the road who hangs out of his upstairs window muttering odd things to himself
you know, the guy who I have studiously avoided talking to for months because he's mental, that chap

so I had to go and knock on his door, and now he shouts to me in the street because he now recognises me
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:46, archived)
# they've left mine in a huge pile
outside the front door before now, stopping the woman upstairs from getting out.
cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Mrs S returned to her car recently to find an ambulance-car blocking it in
she of course assumed that there was an emergency nearby, however she saw the driver in the hairdresser next to her having his hair washed. She popped in to ask and he came out with his wet hair to move his ambulance into one of the many parking spaces nearby that were available.

Mrs S is a childminder and had various children with her and was just about to embark on the school run. If she hadn't spotted the driver in the hairdressers, she would have had to wait at least half an hour for him to return. The twat.

Will she report this to the local NHS authority (or whatever) - no she won't
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:47, archived)
# she should
it's the only way they'll learn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:55, archived)
# WHERE ARE MY FUCKING PEGS, DAVE?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:39, archived)
# WHERE'S MY MILK AND SCHOOL DINNERS DAVE?
www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article7146447.ece
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:48, archived)
# I always think HAL looks like a washing machine
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:04, archived)
# I always get the feeling people stare at me

perhaps its because i have a bag on my head?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:23, archived)
# yes it is
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:25, archived)
# alright gronky?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:26, archived)
# yes i am
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:31, archived)
# A guy I used to know - dropped out of contact years ago unfortunately - had the domain name thebackofthespecialbus.co.uk
Such PC fun with email addresses [email protected]

Your post just reminded me of this factlet.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:26, archived)
# one of my friends from school had an alter-ego
called John Menzies bag man

he had a John Menzies bag on his head

it was great at parties
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:26, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Yes, he sounds like a riot

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:35, archived)
# He's a deeply odd, extremely bi-polar fellow
He's written a book which arrived this morning from Lulu called "Essays on MartiaI Arts and Meditation"

Flicked through it on the shitter, it looks utterly hilarious. Sample advice: "If you're attacked by 35 thugs, hit the biggest one as hard as you can then stare at the second biggest one."
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:37, archived)
# i've had this in my head for about a week now
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:06, archived)
# hahahaha
poor lamby!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:06, archived)
# mary had a little lamb
she couldn't stop it grunting
so mary took the lamb
and kicked its little cunt in.

mary had a little lamb
who had a sooty foot
into marys bread and jam
its sooty footy put

mary had a little lamb
her father shot it dead
now mary eats the lamb
between 2 slices of bread
(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:28, archived)
# mary had a little lamb
whos name was mr flumhole
she had nowhere to store the thing
so she shoved it in her local free ads paper.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
Her Uncle like to rape it
And when its little anus burst
He had to gaffer tape it
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
The doctor was surprised
and when Old MacDonald had a farm
He couldn't believe his eyes....
(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:06, archived)
# mary had a little lamb
she named it after bambam
hanna barbera sued her ass
which isn't fair because her donkey had nothing to do with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:38, archived)
# mary had a little lamb
with a disturbing psycho grin
it killed her with its nasty hooves
and wrapped itself in her skin
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:44, archived)
# mary had a little lamb
it really was quite ace
it could breakdance to almost any tune
and spin round on its face
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:45, archived)
# mary had a little cat
she dressed it as a doggy
when it won first prize at crufts
she revealed it was actually a moggy!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
she took it to a weddin
she pinned it up against a wall
and smashed its fuckin head in
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a bear.
I often saw her little lamb,
but never saw her bare...
(Mr._Pickles, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:49, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
The midwife was treated for shock.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
That'll teach her to play in the barn.
(I helped save b3ta! TriedItOnceAndDidn'tLikeIt made you lose the game on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:54, archived)
# I've missed total randomness on b3ta
thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:08, archived)
# There is total randomness on b3ta?
Link or it is not true!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:18, archived)
#
Total randomness
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:21, archived)
# O_o

* I'm not sure about the 10th image?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Humm yes - 11th for me but I can see the one you mean :/
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:33, archived)
# 9th for me
If we are talking about this one
farm1.static.flickr.com/23/91052563_694a50ebfc.jpg (NSFW I suppose)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Nah...
This one.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:39, archived)
# it must be cold
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:54, archived)
# In space, no one can hear you DUV-DUV-DUV-DUV-DUV-DUV-DUV
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Don't be stupid
It's Doof-Tsh-Dooftsh
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Needs more bass
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Shandy bass?
or Sea bass?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:17, archived)
# lacking a donk as well
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:18, archived)
# mwaaarb mwawawawarb
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:18, archived)
# The car stereo of my neighbours chav son disagrees with you
usually at midnight when he returns from a busy evening of dangerous driving
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:16, archived)
# just leave a polite note for him to turn it down
leave the note on the drivers seat wrapped around a brick and surrounded by broken glass
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Tempting
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:28, archived)
# paint his car with jam!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:36, archived)
# or...
get hold of a really old car stereo that only takes tapes. The crappier the better. Break into his car. Swap his posh stereo for the crap one. Leave a tape of bananarama in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:37, archived)
# that is a great idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:55, archived)
# IN SPACE
no one can hear you LTJ Bukem.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:09, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:09, archived)
# MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE
Baa-a-a-a
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb and it was always gruntin'
She tied it to a five-bar gate and kicked its little cunt in
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Hey hey diddy dum day, Aye Aye ayer
I was singing this to myself before I scrolled down to read this
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:11, archived)
# mary had a little lamb
and then, not feeling full
she had some more and more until
all that was left was wool

// clever polly and the stupid wolf
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:11, archived)
# there was an old lady who lived in a poo
...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:12, archived)
# she had so many copies of robocop 3 she didn't know what to do
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:18, archived)
# then she died.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:18, archived)
# the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:18, archived)
# this is the kind of nursery rhyme i can relate to
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:19, archived)
# yeah
it started ok but i had no idea where i was going with it. so next time i try and write a nursery rhyme, i guess i should have a plan.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:23, archived)
# freestyle
ftw
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
which gave her a hunch,
she put lamb sauce on its head
and ate the lamb for lunch :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
it contracted foot and mouth.
They burned it in a big pile so as to try and contain the virus from spreading.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
She won it in a race
A taxi driver pulled up close
And shot it in the face
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:30, archived)
# hahaha
Jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Too soon?
Too late?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Yes, taxi drivers are never on time

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:36, archived)
# mary had a little lamb
thus proving herself correct when she sized him up and stated that she "could 'ave im, easy".
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:34, archived)
# I fucking love this.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:11, archived)
# hahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:11, archived)
# My doodle doesn't deserve it's own thread so I'll drop it here.
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:12, archived)
# why hello there mr dragon!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:15, archived)
# He's waving
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:15, archived)
# i like dragons
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:17, archived)
# They are nice and friendly and if you ask real nice they'll sneeze on bread and make it into toast for you :)
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:26, archived)
# that's not dragons, that's powdered toast man!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Woah, I forgot about PTM, I had a t-shirt with him on when I was younger. Ahh, Ren & Stimpy
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:37, archived)
# they were all kinds of win
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Woot woot
this is king
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:57, archived)
# damn straight.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:12, archived)
# BIG UP THE WOOLY MASSIVE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:30, archived)
# :s
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:59, archived)
# That's a broken ankle right there from that tackle.
Hideous piece of work.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:02, archived)
# chicken legs!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:03, archived)
# R to the I to the motherfuckin' S
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:18, archived)
# mmmmmmmm I can taste you
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:41, archived)
# ^ Seams ok

EDIT: Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:42, archived)
# :D

*edit - sorry to TJ and worse, with celebrity gossip, but, blimey!
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1285111/Konnie-Huq-marry-Charlie-Brooker-unlikely-showbiz-wedding.html
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Hahahahaha bloody hell!
Do you, Charlie Brooker, take Konnie Huq, to have and to hold, to slag off and threaten imaginative violence on a weekly basis, till death do you part?

EDIT Oh Toasty what have you done? Linking Konnie Huq on this board. I may have to go and do some actual work for a few minutes till everyone gets it out of their system...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:49, archived)
# SMUTTY, FOUL MOUTHED TV HOST
How very Daily Mail..

Fair play to Brooker though! But the danger is he's going to stop being a miserable fucker now.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Well he's allready had to cancel his trip across America because of her new TV judge job.
That'll give him something to whinge about.
Plus I expect we'll see a whole column devoted to how miserable all this invasion of his privacy makes him. He'd have a point, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Haha, that's the sort of take on it I'd expect from the DM
Foul mouthed.. smutty.. dropped out of a poly..
WHAT DOES SHE SEE IN HIM?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:50, archived)
# D'aaaaww!
Charlie is a bro.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Fair play to Charlie, she's a stunner
typical DM, "Foul Mouthed"?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:52, archived)
# He's marrying a former Blue Peter presenter. She's a role model for children.
WHAT KIND OF AN EXAMPLE IS SHE SETTING BY MARRYING SOMEONE WHO SWEARS?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:54, archived)
# I'm surprised they didn't make a race issue out of it
Cunts, and that's swearing! *goes all Mrs Brady from Viz*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:58, archived)
# I wonder if they hooked up in the screenwipe where him and 30 blokes do a big piss in front of her on a hill?
Congrats to them, he'd better not stop being a miserable cunt though...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Apparently that was where they met
and they have been dating each other since :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:16, archived)
# ^ This link contains Norks!

* Fwaps a little
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Fucking hell!
Jammy cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:54, archived)
# haha
I was just about to post this - the lucky Huqy fucker
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Christ
It's Dara O'Briain I feel sorry for.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Hahaha oh very much this.
Brooker's just lost all his Mock The Week privileges.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:16, archived)
# oh yes
hahahahaha. Poor Dara.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:23, archived)
# haha
this was my first thought
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:28, archived)
# woo scary
come outside and jump on my back, and i'll carry you across the river. said the fox. :D
(Captain Black, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:47, archived)
# I can imagine Dirty Huqqer saying that to Charlie too
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:58, archived)
# haha
which bit did you shop in? ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Hahaha
YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:56, archived)
# that's rather creepy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:57, archived)
# seams right! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:00, archived)
# I 'ate you Butler


Click for biggerer
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:40, archived)
# this is what's needed on night busses!
that'll keep the trouble-makers away!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:06, archived)
[challenge entry] 'noon
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:31, archived)
# "flomax"? really?
for when you want to piss like an overflowing storm drain
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Yes.
Just one dose and you'll piss like a brewer's shire horse what's been nicking the stock.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:38, archived)
# What a charming description...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:43, archived)
# like emptying a water butt down a wind sock
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:43, archived)
# With such ferocity that people, cars and aircraft carriers will be swept away by it like in that scene from 2012
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:47, archived)
# And then there's the smell :(
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:49, archived)
# hahaha
is that a real sign on the fence?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:39, archived)
# No, I put it there to
emphasize the electric fence a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:44, archived)
# not worth of a new thread, have this :D

(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:44, archived)
# I wonder how this will fare in the Prodge test...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:01, archived)
# "MiLady" - the Musical
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Yikes!!!

*Click*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:28, archived)
# fucking would!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:30, archived)
# an improvement on the reality
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Rapidly approaching Cowell proportions in the barryheadwound league of churning out lowest common denominator mass appeal crap.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:33, archived)
# i wish someone would please dispatch that swamp monster with a flaming hammer
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Tie-Dye Jesus


Click for bigger (147 kb)
Paul takes advantage of a very stoned Christ.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Do you make money from these or is it just to spread the mental?
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:25, archived)
#
the idea is to make money from them, and i have, but not much.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:30, archived)
# If you could make a clay model of jerremy clarkson kicking a tramp dressed as ziggy stardust i would pay for it
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:41, archived)
# really
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:42, archived)
# ^ this
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:55, archived)
# the only thing not tie-dyed is his beard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:26, archived)
# I dyed my tie once
the results were uninspiring
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:29, archived)
# i don't have a tie
can't bear things that close to my throat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:37, archived)
# I pronounce this good.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:27, archived)
# your website is bonkers. I like it.
can I buy these characters at Toys-Я-Us?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:28, archived)
#
thanks pal i appreciate, spread the word!
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:37, archived)
# christ! stop hogging that boinker!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:37, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:25, archived)
#
sorry, what's 8D? Probably coming off as ignorant but oh well.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:15, archived)
# Fo' sho'
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:10, archived)
# racist!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:10, archived)
# I love races!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Best of all the ethnicities :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:16, archived)
# I tell you what though
I can't stand them fucking Xenophobes - coming over here from Xenostan, stealing our women and fucking our jobs
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Yeah and them pediatricians too.
I swear I see one of them next to my kid and I won't be held responsible.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:18, archived)
# fo shizzle
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:10, archived)
# This is so racist man!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:11, archived)
# It's racist to mention the inherant racism involved in the post you've replied to.
Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Will you please just Jew off you big Gay?
No need to be so Black about it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:15, archived)
# I'm going to Tweet about this, mark my words.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:17, archived)
# You go and do that!
#Ttssattsrisabiggayblackjew
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:18, archived)
# You wouldn't believe how fast I'm unfriending you.
It's incredible how fast you're being unfriended.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Guinness are on the phone.
You've got the b& speed record.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:25, archived)
# You know that thing what goes real fast? Faster than other things? That shit fucking went fast, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Yeah but if it was red shit, it would go even faster.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:30, archived)
# WRONG!!


Click for bigger (80 kb)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:30, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:34, archived)
# haha
astounding :D do more doodles keb/-\b
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:38, archived)
# ahahah
safe blud wagwarnin n ting nahmean
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:12, archived)
# woo
Good news everybody.
(1.618..., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:12, archived)
# so he will be 90 when he is released if he survives that long?
well at least he will still get a kicking by the public at large then.

TJ - last night's Luther - mad or what!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:16, archived)
# rob's looking rough nowadays
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:16, archived)
# haha
I thought it looked like ROb crossed with Sir Les Patterson
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:18, archived)
# with a little bit of the bad guy from Lethal Weapon 2
"Deep-lomatiK immunITY!"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:21, archived)
# I think that's his sister, Roberta
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Robuleena.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:22, archived)
# ^this.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:27, archived)
# I thought somebody had killed Sarah Palin.
Oh well.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:24, archived)
#
I love that sig.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Why thank you.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:38, archived)
# I never realised you were such a massive racist.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:12, archived)
# for making brown bread, i presume?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Yeah blood
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:26, archived)
# ...
/


(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Hahaha
Are you working on the Homopride version mate?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Arf!
this is similar to the series of gangster board games I worked on a few years ago,
unfortunately Monopol'G, Snakes & Crackers, and Tic-tac-hoe are lost in the archives.
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:59, archived)
# HAHAHA;D
(herman:D, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:17, archived)
# "did someone step on a duck?"

might change my username to rodney danger Fiend ;)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:03, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:07, archived)
# I watched this for the first time the other day
It was quite interesting. The end was shit though.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:10, archived)
# I haz a bamboo (boo, boo repeat to fade)

(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Your winky is sad :(
Can't you find a nice lady* to cheer it up?
*or man, we are after all modern open minded people here.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:05, archived)
# That winky is sad, 'tis true, but mine isn't
I got my Jimmy waxed *every day* last week.

*puts down NJC quote book*

Edit. With a lady.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:07, archived)
# 0_0
you can have TOO much of a good thing!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Bollocks - I think money's great
And I can't possibly imagine having too much of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:09, archived)
# ha ha
It always tends to fall down on that one....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:10, archived)
# indeed
when i am rich* i shall install an amusement arcade in the east wing of my mansion, where i shall spend at least an hour a day enjoying the flashy lights and fruit machines.


*hey, it could happen
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:12, archived)
# I'm going to hire people at random
So that I can fire them later over something absolutely pathetic, just to see the look on their faces.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:15, archived)
# i'm going to hire ex boyfriends
and people i don't like to be life-sized garden gnomes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:18, archived)
# I shall have midgets with trays full of jugs of ale and glasses of champagne on their heads wandering about at all times
Sort of like peacocks, only not as screechy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:23, archived)
# this is a good plan
peacocks are very screechy. i shall buy a guard python
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:24, archived)
# And call it Terry?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:26, archived)
# no, george
i call most things george, including the triffid-esque plant growing outside my front door
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:29, archived)
# So you can wuv him an stwoke him and he can be your fwend!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:30, archived)
# possibly
i do like snakes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Without you and your wonderful philanthropic ways, Vaggy,
all the midgets in the world would be forced to work in the porn industry.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:33, archived)
# This is the problem
If people would just start giving me huge amounts of money, then I could save midgets from lives of porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:46, archived)
# you're such a philanthropist
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:58, archived)
# I do not - I hate stamps!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:06, archived)
# philately will get you nowhere
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:08, archived)
# I'm not.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:08, archived)
# tis sad cos it just got shoved up some boys arse!
(waxdart hello., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:10, archived)
# i'm not surprised he's crying
what with those russet pubes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:06, archived)
# The wrong shade of magenta is bad enough, BUT RANGA PUBES?
This cock is a 2/10.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:17, archived)
# How can numerous blurry shades be the wrong shade?
*crosses k3boob off christmas card list*
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Cock?
It's a little slathering alien, crawling on his many legs!

I think you just see what you want to see, k3.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Oh you're just pissy because you have sand in your vagina.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Ranga?
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ranga
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:48, archived)
# hahaha Fanta Pants
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:08, archived)
# This^^^^
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:15, archived)
# awww
also - what has crazy Dutch Inventor Mediocre done now?!
b3ta.com/links/The_very_definition_of_un_PC
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Dear lord...
That's...

Nope. Stumped.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:35, archived)
# You've seen how they celebrate Christmas, right?
But this, this... Oh my.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:55, archived)
# is it just me, or is that a little bit questionable?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Nah, that's not The Dutch Inventor Mediocre's style.
He has been a little less offensive since he started world war II.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:14, archived)
# 3/3

well done
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:27, archived)
# I'll just dump this here - zac goldsmug
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:49, archived)
# It has a nice healthy glow to it.
Has it been eating Ready-Brek?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Reddy Cok
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Turd de France....hold yer noses,here they come
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:36, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:38, archived)
# going all out for that brown jersey, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Nice of them to stage a national strike
so that all those people could turn out to watch.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:39, archived)
# hahahahahhaha!
I'm sure there is a skid-marks joke in this somewhere :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:40, archived)
# hahahahahaha, Clicks that shit!
Blobby, Blobby, Blobby!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Ha ha ha! Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Hahaha! Great stuff!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:40, archived)
# :D As suggested by Fat Boab....
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post750123
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Gets my vote. Could be a cracker!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:53, archived)
# aye....:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Needs more sweetcorn *Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:42, archived)
# arf
...I should have done steam comin' off 'em too:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Yeah.
It's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:02, archived)
# hahaha!
and eugh!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:43, archived)
# hahaha, brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Ha ha,
Imagine the finishing line... instead of a ribbon, it's a long strip of bogroll stretched across the road!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:48, archived)
# hahaha....perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Brilliant
but how do they smell?
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:50, archived)
# They can't, they're turds.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:02, archived)
#
woo! Nice. unlurked, clicked!
(chippy time travel agents, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Xtreme Poo Biker 2010.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:01, archived)
# Best video ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:02, archived)
# *clicks*
*washes hands*
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:04, archived)
# whoa, that's shit
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:08, archived)
# haha nicely
click :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Superb as per sir!! *Click*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:09, archived)
# aahahaha
you are getting too good :D *click*

you should change your username elvisweatherFPTHISNOW
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:31, archived)
# hahaha:D
(herman:D, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Fitting that the purple helmet is bringing up the rear !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:21, archived)
# See if we can flush out a winner.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:16, archived)
# If George Lucas made World Cups
The Han Solo



(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Hmmm
It's like a big gold cock
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:35, archived)
# This is a big gold cock....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:43, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA
Threepio Solo trouser LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:46, archived)
# A neck like Joan Collins'.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:09, archived)
# nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:38, archived)
# "i love you"
"fuck off"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Ha Ha
Look the giant chicken's Boba Fett
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:45, archived)
# i'm just waiting for the third one
you know meg is going to be jabba
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:48, archived)
# hahah, SSDS was brilliant....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:47, archived)
# YES!
this is pretty much what i'd do
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:51, archived)
# This is my wife to a T
(I helped save b3ta! Traducer, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:43, archived)
# awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:41, archived)
#

(Captain Black, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:43, archived)
# haha!
really makes me want to play TTD
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:50, archived)
# check this out
www.openttd.org/en/

if you don't already know about it. its a much improved version, which is being updated all the time :)

(Captain Black, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:59, archived)
#
sweet, I remember looking at it a while back but never gave it a go.

*downloads*
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Flonningville council are offering a 4x subsidy for passengers to Woo Town
(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:11, archived)
# lol
*ching ching*
(Captain Black, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Awesome
:D
OpenTTD played on a long train journey is a surreal experience. You end up looking at parts of East Anglia and saying to yourself... hmm - now if there were a coal mine...
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:11, archived)
# haha
i'm thinking you'd make more money from a farm there, but at least you wouldn't have to spend to much flattening the land :D
(Captain Black, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Want it please
Could someone please shed some light on how I can acquire this nice piece of art for my copy of openTTD?
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:11, archived)
#
i shopped it after the fact. but it could prolly be done handy enough. you might even beable to get the palette shift, to make the lights flash, but i'm not sure about that.
(Captain Black, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Thanks
For you reply.
I'll look into it sometime.
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:34, archived)
# How rude of me
Woo. Have a seal of approval
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:48, archived)
# they said it would never work....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:06, archived)
# If you want to annoy Russ Abbott, call him 'Ross'
and steal his chips
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:08, archived)
# and ask him if bella emberg was a good shag
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:10, archived)
# or ask him if there are any more episodes of The Russ Abbott Show in the pipeline
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Wanker?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:21, archived)
# He was a bit, yes
And that's a wig I think
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Steady on, it's only Tribs...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:05, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:02, archived)
# you sound like you have previous
was there a bad, wait for it, atmosphere?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:11, archived)
# I saw him in the street once, in Windsor
he had two bodyguards that appeared to be David Rappaport and his little brother
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Sure they were bodyguards?
They might have been his evil henchmen. Or maybe he likes to feel really tall, taller than he already is (6' 4¼").
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:16, archived)
# 6'4" - and a quarter?
is that flaccid?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Bet he's shrunk a bit with age
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:20, archived)
# or ask him who he is
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:14, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:14, archived)
# i bet he gets that all the time.
unless he's wearing the seeyou Jimmy hat and wig
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Yes!
Is this a new challenge - new double acts? see below
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Ha!
Great Minds I guess :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:12, archived)
# loved Abbott & Costello
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Hahaha nice. Am I alone in thinking Russ Abbott's scotch man is hilarious?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:14, archived)
# stereotypes ftw
he should have done a funny Indian fellow too
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Yes! Comedy gold!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:21, archived)
# You'll like this then!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd_Vjq5MEeQ
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:23, archived)
# that's like asking if Les Dennis was a good impersonator on tv
he was piss poor and we only had 3 channels at the time
so we had to put up with it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Are you saying Les Dennis isn't a good impersonator?
I think your forgetting his Mavis off of Coronation Street.

Ha! Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:24, archived)
# I don't really know
I can't remember him doing anything else but Mavis
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:26, archived)
# i hate impressionists
they always sound terrible, with the exception of chris barrie's impression of kenneth williams. it's bloody eerie.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Rory Bremner FTW
top bloke
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Alistair McGowan FTF
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:29, archived)
# he's the main offender on my list
if they can't be famous being themselves, they shouldn't try making a living off the backs of others
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:30, archived)
# he takes the piss
like wot we do................................only he do it better
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:32, archived)
# he's a smug twat, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:34, archived)
# John Culshaw does some good ones. Well, Tom Baker.
That welsh bloke off of shit BBC2 'comedies' does some good ones too, and he can bloody well sing. Shame he's always doing shit BBC2 'comedies' though. And I can't remember his name. And unfortunately his own voice is that of a patronising welsh git.

But Rory Bremner always sounds like Rory Bremner to me.
The Bird/Fortune 'George Parr' interviews are the only entertaining thing in any Rory Bremner programme.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:29, archived)
# i don't even know who john culshaw is
if he's an impressionist, i really don't want to know
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:31, archived)
# I think Monet is the best impressionist
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:34, archived)
# better than van gogh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Which is better: going blind, or chopping your ear off?
Only one way to find out...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:38, archived)
# i've never considered cutting my ear off
but i am starting to go blind
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:39, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:35, archived)
# He did a great one cold-calling Tom Baker for Radio 4.
Peter Serafinowicz was once on Wogan's morning show on Radio 2, and you couldn't tell which one of them was which.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:36, archived)
# peter serafinowicz was ok on shaun of the dead
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:38, archived)
# I didn't even know he was in it...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:40, archived)
# he was shaun's flatmate, pete
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:47, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q88kt_Vtyl4
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:37, archived)
# still no youtube
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:40, archived)
# your computer's a gay
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:42, archived)
# yes. yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Mike Yarwood's impression of Henry Kissinger was uncanny.
He was a genuine talent and a true gentleman.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:33, archived)
# maybe so
but i still hate impressionists
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:34, archived)
# over and over and over and over...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:21, archived)
# hahaha! that would be brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:20, archived)
# "Bud" and "Lou"
More effort required here :P
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Well yeah,
because Russ Abbott is my Buddy and Elvis Costello's music is toilet.*



*Does not reflect my actual views and I may have not even noticed their first names were there ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:40, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:42, archived)
# haha!
just imagine it!

the only thing funnier would be Hale & Little or possibly Cannon & Pace
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Arf!
I loved The Two Ronnies, the other two didn't make me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:46, archived)
# *nods sagely*
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:27, archived)
# arf : )
very good
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Hahahaha...
The best of both worlds!

(However I do like Ronnie Corbett, whereas Ernie Wise was shite)

*Click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Hallo Ninj!
How's you today?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Fine thankyou sir
You? I am VERY jealous, what with you orf to Greece soon :)

Greece is fabbilus, the best sunsets ever, get lil' Moley covered in High Factor cream bless him :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Really looking forward to it!
Good call on the sun tan lotion. We tend to use Hawaiian Tropic Oil the one that's protection factor 2 so we can stay out in the sun twice as long!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:07, archived)
# use some Castrol GTX or some Crisp N Dry
for that extra healthy tan!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Eric would not have been Eric without Ernie
*waves at Ninj*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Neither would Bert.
trufax
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:08, archived)
# *Ninj waves back*
Hiya Joe :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:13, archived)
# this is good
but i fucking hate everyone today, so nyer.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Even ME?
FFS.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:04, archived)
# well
mostly delivery people, the NHS and my mother
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:06, archived)
# waggles glasses
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:06, archived)
# *fills glasses*
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:09, archived)
# *fills trousers*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:10, archived)
# *trousers glasses*
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
What a perfect expression!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Top Stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:13, archived)
# :O!


Well i'm scared.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:29, archived)
# It's aliiiiiiiiiiiive!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Hahaha, grand!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:33, archived)
# Self-raising the dead?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:44, archived)
# equally crust and blessed?
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Hahahaha
this is double cush
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:47, archived)
# That baker is proper, Python-era Terry Gilliam evil
*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Great game. Had to have a fanboy moment.


Yes I know the font's wrong - couldn't find the proper one as a freebie, and at least it's Rockstar.

Re-fonted courtesy of Prodge. Although WTF a grunge brush is I have no idea... Dash of Frosted Glass effect was about as best as I could achieve with paint.net.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Is this a good game, barryheadwound?
I'm trying to encourage my brother to buy it so that I can play it more than he will.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:31, archived)
# Yes it is, zeltergiset.
I kind of lost faith with Rockstar since the brilliance of Vice City. San Andreas was pretty good, but GTA4 was dire. This is utterly awesome. I can highly recommend it to your brother.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:33, archived)
# "Yes" to everything you said/typed
yes
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:35, archived)
# Spot on sir!!
Tis absolutely stunning. Not many games you can play where you can
spend hours just riding round on horseback just admiring the scenery,
that is pure gaming genius...

PS: The font is www.dafont.com/pricedown.font

:)

Edit: Prod is right down below, I;'ve given you the GTA font, soz
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Yeah that's what I used...
But RDR uses a different one which hasn't made it up there yet.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Good stuff. All the hype seems justified.
Sounds like I should even consider buying it myself.

I wonder if a PC version is in the works.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:39, archived)
# I read that as "I wonder if there's a PC version that works"
I was going to reply, "Should do, it's Rockstar after all...not Valve"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Ha. Way to break every copy of a six year old game, Valve.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Pfft! But I cant stay mad at them
they gave the world Portal
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Absolutely. I wonder what their E3 surprise is.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:20, archived)
# E3 Episode 3 E3 Ep3.
You see, clever, huh? Too much Portal 2 stuff has been made apparent now anyway, I don't feel I need to know any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 13:02, archived)
#
I agree.
Although I have a PS3 + large telly, I would rather play the game on a PC.
Doubt if a PC version will appear before the end of the year though.
(Banjo Legs, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:45, archived)
# it's awesome
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:34, archived)
# A great game indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:33, archived)
# Finished off the single player game last night and O_O
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:35, archived)
# I think I know what is going to happen.
I just got 'back home' last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:36, archived)
# It's kind of telegraphed...
I was sat there at close of play the night before last, probably in a very similar place as you are, with "A" and "J" mission markers up, thinking 'I fear the worst here'...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:50, archived)
# the fonts called chinese rocks with added grunge brushing
www.dafont.com/chinese-rocks.font
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Finally got that trophy.
Dunno wtf happened!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:37, archived)
# haha woo! *twiddles dastardly mustache*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Aha! Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:39, archived)
# doffs hat ;)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:41, archived)
# I really want this
I tried to buy when it came out and everywhere was sold out.
Then the wedding was taking all my time
Then the new MW2 maps came out
Now the soccerball is on...

There juts aren' enough hours in the day
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 9:06, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds