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[challenge entry] If Carlsberg did vuvuvelas
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Hahaha
Also, looks like the Telegraph's been pillaging B3ta again - come on, who did this?

www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/world-cup-2010/pictures/7826506/World-Cup-2010-vuvuzela-humour-the-best-of-the-web.html
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:00, archived)
# ronny ragdoll
popular page
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:02, archived)
# I HAVE A FEVER, AND THE ONLY CURE IS MORE VUVUZELAS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:00, archived)
# did I miss a flounce?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:03, archived)
# you did - and a jolly good one, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:07, archived)
# he's been flouncy for a couple of days now
every time someone tries to help him he starts to spit the dummy because following some simple rules is too much like hard work
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Hahahahaha
"To be flouncy" - best of all the verbs.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:15, archived)
# That is wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:32, archived)
# dammit, a lot of stuff on here is now redexing for me....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Me too, and I can hardly upload a thing..... and b3tards seems to be spluffed.
Is B3ta busted?
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:07, archived)
# I don't think b3ta itself is having too good a time of it, either.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:08, archived)
# WAR, what is it good for???
hang on that's not right....
flounces off
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:09, archived)
# *points, laughs*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:11, archived)
# haha
very, fucking funny
flounces again, arms flailing
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:13, archived)
# *pushes, trips*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:15, archived)
# yeh
i haven't been able to use the b3ta uploader for a week now. And gave up on the board yesterday cos it wouldn't load
: (
vuvuvela interference apparently
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Blummin rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:09, archived)
# haha, that bloody noise......
edit: managed to get the image to load, hehehe, ace stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Something WOnderful Caption competition
Ok so i am running a caption competition over on www.Somethingwonderfulcomic.com so i thought i'd post the strip here in case any of you have any ideas for it. I know you will. :)

Anyways, the winner gets a free signed LIFE IS SHIT Print and two free Something Wonderful Mini Comics. If you want to enter your idea simply put it in the comments sections on the site:

www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com/comic-caption-competition/

:)

(TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:38, archived)
# *ducks and covers*
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:41, archived)
# b3ta.com/spam
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Ah man now we were really helpful and constructive with you yesterday and now you come back with this?
LINKS BOARD, MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:43, archived)
# ?
What's the problem now?
(TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Your idiocy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:47, archived)
# yeah! fucking tell him!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:25, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Links go on the links board, pictures on the main board, talk on the talk board
edited to remove my fail
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:47, archived)
# That clarifies it then ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:48, archived)
# My brain and my fingers work at a different speed I swear
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:51, archived)
# BUT WHERE DO I GO TO TALK?
Is it the main board?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:49, archived)
# The Talkarium
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:51, archived)
# MENCAP, presumably
(likeajackhammer, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:10, archived)
# ok
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:44, archived)
# WRONG.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Arrrggghhhhh my bandwidth. Optimise!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Have we even got an image here?
b3ta is being really glitchy today.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:48, archived)
# anything on b3tards is redexing for me
but the b3ta host is working again

swings and, indeed, roundabouts.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:56, archived)
# No image, just an immense sarcasm
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:57, archived)
# I don't like this new style "Sequential Art" has taken
all red and yellow, there's not even a talking squirrel. What are you playing at JJ?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Ok B3ta
I'm out of here,

You guys are far too much hard work,
Way Too many rules, too much complaining,
everything I do/post has something wrong with it.
I just can't be bothered anymore.

It a great site here, just not for me.

No hard feelings and have a good one
(TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Read the FAQ, it's not difficult
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:52, archived)
# ZERR ARE RULES TO BE FOLLOWED.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:53, archived)
# yes... do
www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#ignore
(likeajackhammer, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:53, archived)
# THE TOYS ARE OUT OF THE PRAM...REPEAT...THE TOYS ARE OUT OF THE PRAM
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:53, archived)
# haha
flounces off
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:54, archived)
# mission control we have flounce
I repeat flounce is go, flounce is go
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:55, archived)
# because you've never flounced?
I seem to recall you having an existential funk a few years back because someone called you a "cunt"
(likeajackhammer, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:02, archived)
# was that me?
(waxdart hello., Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:04, archived)
# I never said I never flounced
I am well aware I have flounced. But never in a "I'm never coming back" way

Not sure it was about being called a cunt though. Enough people have randomly gaz'd me to say "People like you but I think you're a cunt" to know that b3ta is full of its fair share of stupid shits for it not to bother me quite so much or for me to actually ask them what their problem is anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:08, archived)
# fair dos
(likeajackhammer, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:09, archived)
# I've never had an abusive gaz.
All my random gazes have either been slightly weird or generally positive.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:11, archived)
# I've had half a dozen
they never explain why, they're never people I'v spoken to on B3ta, just people being abusive.

I love b3ta :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:16, archived)
# in a word
jealousy
(waxdart hello., Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:19, archived)
# You've got mail.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:21, archived)
# I have 34 unread messages.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:22, archived)
# MOD THIS!
MOD THIS!
YOU SUCK!
FRONT PAGE THIS!
THIS GUY WAS MEAN TO ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:33, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10090806

Very few rules really. And very little complaining when people take the time and effort to look them up.

You're a good artist, no doubt, but don't think that earns you the right to be a complete prima donna.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Flounce alert!
Chill out man.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Click post a new message, go on. Then read what it says on that page.
"Posting a link? Consider using the links board."
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:56, archived)
# I think they like you.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Is it too brown?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Drama club > that way...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:38, archived)
# is that
a poem?
(mesoiam Quote unquote "ultimate belt", Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:43, archived)
# Your work is good
but b3ta isn't about just posting a picture or a link and fucking off hoping for more custom. Stay, chat, comment on other peoples stuff, be part of the fun and games. If you were here more often you'd get why people seem rude.


Don't just treat b3ta like an advertising space.

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Exactly. It's a COMMUNITY not a promotional tool
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Listen:
When I post on other people post I get told to fuck Off and that i am not wanted here, when i post non SW stuff I get told to fuck off and that i am not wanted here. When i post things about my comic people complain that I am treating it as an ad service and that i am posting it wrong.

I just can't be arse with it all anymore.
(TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:57, archived)
# It's not hard.
Not too big, not too spammy, and in the right place.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:00, archived)
# That being said at this time of day there are more than a few people who only post when they can tell someone off
Perhaps he should come back in 12 hours.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:01, archived)
# It's really incredibly simple, here, I'll guide you through it:
We like pictures here on /board. Post one, but post one with a small file-size (100kb~) or post a thumbnail which links to the bigger picture. Spamming usually isn't appreciated, so tone it down. A link to your site along with a picture is fine.

The /links board just love links. It's their bread and butter. So threads like this belong over there.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:00, archived)
# This is what I said only with more of the words.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Yeah but the way I said it permeated with my natural charm and charisma.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:03, archived)
# I for one noticed your charismatic secretions.
I NOTICED.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:05, archived)
# I'm fucking glad someone fucking did holy shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:08, archived)
# As above...
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:01, archived)
# don't be so sensitive...
whoever told you about b3ta (I know someone did), then they should have told you about the mentality here.

The only problem is that you've posted a link when - if you wanted to prevent a forum-wide asthma attack - you should have posted a strip, with the link below.
(likeajackhammer, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:01, archived)
# You mean we're not telling him off for not capitalising his "i"s?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:03, archived)
# I fell into here and couldn't get out
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Is it like that in real life for you too?
:)

Draw a picture (not too big) and post it.
Make a funny pic (not too big) and post it.

make a funny animation, you'll get a reach around.


if all else fails - fuck'em.
(waxdart hello., Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:02, archived)
# You've been told to fuck off because you replied to someone's picture saying you liked it?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:05, archived)
# You're being met with hostility here because you broke one of the main rules...
...don't post non image posts on the main board. If it's not an image and is conversation it goes on the talk board, if it's a link it's on the links board.

People are annoyed because you have either missed or chosen to ignore several times when you were told this:
1) When you join you are not allowed to post until the following week and are invited in that time to read the FAQ and lurk to make sure people fit well into the "community" (as that's what it is) so I presume you didn't read the FAQ at this point.
2) Every new post page also reiterates the rules such as "pictures only on the main board" etc. So that's another ignore.
3) You say you have been yelled at before? So have I, I posted a repost-image in a new thread and was called a cunt. You know what tho? I didn't throw toys out of the pram, I saw a great number of mad people so I went and read the FAQ to see what I'd done so wrong. When that many people are telling you you are wrong there is more chance of them being right than you (not always but you should at least check).

If you read the faq and follow the rules then this is an AWESOME community. There is nothing wrong with you promoting things here to a point but be polite about it and don't push it. I've let people know when I'm going to be at cons with my comic on here before but to do so I drew a nice pic for them and posted the pic and put the announcement as a note under it asking nicely if people would like to come visit.

Basically pick up your toys and stay or continue your huff and leave, but we're a lot of nice people.
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:05, archived)
# being called a cunt on the board is a right of passed
Getting the ticket to hull is another.




(waxdart hello., Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Yup, you're not a real person until Prod calls you a cunt :)
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:27, archived)
# It was Pedantichrist for me.
/old-school.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:39, archived)
# I cant read all that
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Carrots for sale
two bob a paaand.

- oh shit!.

(waxdart hello., Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Two bob!!
It's all metric now, you cockernee kneesupper!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:59, archived)
# I wouldn't treat b3ta like an advertising space
even though it is quite possible to buy some awesome t-shirts and artworks from www.quizzicaldinosaur.co.uk - but that's coincidental.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Get yer flounce pic out for the lads.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:11, archived)
# hmm
Image1
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 13:24, archived)
# here's my entry
YER MAW!

and what happytoast said
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:04, archived)
# see
if you'd just posted a low-res version of the cartoon strip without the words (say around 100kB) in with your original post, there wouldn't be hardly any complaints and people would probably have joined in

it's all about the pictures
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:11, archived)
# I don't know what all the fuss is about
they've been around for years, apparently loved by some pretty important people

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Brokeden :(
Edit: Woo! Vulvazela!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:30, archived)
# say what?








mofo
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:31, archived)
# Maybe football fans can use the power of droning on about Vulvazelas
to cancel out the drone of Vulvazelas.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:38, archived)
# B3tards gone done collapsed in on itself.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:31, archived)
# not for me
bugger, it was an incredibly good picture
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Not just me then
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:32, archived)
[challenge entry] "Get out there you big Plonker! He who dares an' all that..."
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:50, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Cushty Q! *Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:51, archived)
# haha
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:52, archived)
# hahaha, brilliant
*click*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:53, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:53, archived)
# nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:53, archived)
# haha jubbly! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:53, archived)
# Can't see this? Oh fuck, has b3tards died on me now too?
Edit: downforeveryone says it's not just me! I'm not alone!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:55, archived)
# It seems to have been slowly dying for a while
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:58, archived)
# I can see stuff on b3tards just fine
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:01, archived)
# I think it's my isp, I just switched wireless internets and now it works fine.
Fucking virgin broadband.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:02, archived)
# Hmmm it was redexing for me
but seems to be okay now
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Still down here.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:09, archived)
# hehe
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:56, archived)
# Hahaha!
Mange Tout!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Is that the gimp off of the telephone adverts?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:10, archived)
# they have gimps in telephone adverts?
*turns on TV and waits for advert break*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:20, archived)
# hahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:15, archived)
# O RLY
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Hello Shiny William!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:09, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
took me a minute to realise it was crouch :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Bloody awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:08, archived)
# "Can you tell what it is yet?"
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:17, archived)
# Rolf Harris knows my nan?
Man, she's a dark one..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Is it Rolf Harris?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:18, archived)
# looks like a pair of useless dogs
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:19, archived)
# killer
QUEEEEENN
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:21, archived)
# rofl
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:34, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:39, archived)
# Is it the new spec savers ad?
nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:44, archived)
# Eye savers.
In association with mind bleach.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:46, archived)
# Anybody here know how to get php5 and apache talking??
red eye

I've been trying to get them to work for hours now and can not see why they wont work :( the server works fine - but wont parse the php files. i make any changes to the httpd.conf file and the server freaks out and dies! any help would be appreciated :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:10, archived)
# what's your php.ini file looking like?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:11, archived)
# well i've been editing it from the instruction
i found - but still no joy :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:14, archived)
# hmmm
cvs.php.net/viewvc.cgi/php-src/php.ini-recommended

maybe try the appropriate version from here?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:16, archived)
# cheers will do
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:18, archived)
# very nice!
Is that PHP 5.1.6 or later?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:12, archived)
# its 5.2.3 i've also found
5.3.2
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:14, archived)
# er...
we appear to have hit the limits of my knowledge, sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:22, archived)
# :)
cheers anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:28, archived)
# a bottle of wine and a nice dinner?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:12, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:13, archived)
# hahahaa
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:14, archived)
# Have you tried turning it off and on again?
And nice eye... nice rich ruby red.
(New IT Crowd, 25th June)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:12, archived)
# yay love IT crowd
and yes - tried that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:15, archived)
# ooooh, Hyphema!
might want to get that looked at.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:15, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:15, archived)
# I'd imagine one o't'crossbeams has gone out o' skew on't'treadle.
Liking the eye. Hypnotic.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:16, archived)
# dont cross the streams
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:26, archived)
# My PHP died but it got better again.
Also it's a cat. Check your cat for loose fur, that may be slowing down the helicopter you spoke about. Check the sideways telecommunication and thrust boost module for digital-dust too, that shit always messes with my helicopters long-distance propulsion array.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:16, archived)
# haha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:28, archived)
# download xampp
(likeajackhammer, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:17, archived)
# cheers will have a look
:)

edit : woo that seems to have worked :D thanks!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Check your httpd.conf
for a line like

LoadModule php5_module "C:/Program Files (x86)/PHP/php5apache2_2.dll"

if you're using win32 php/apache then the php installer usually places this at the very end of the file. Otherwise debian type linux systems there's typically a conf.d/modules.conf file that should have similar, obviously without windows paths
(I helped save b3ta! Craffty, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:03, archived)
# I understand about one word in four of ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Note
If your running with Linux you will need to locate and reference the .so file not the .dll

e.g. LoadModule php5_module "/usr/lib/php5apache2_2.so"
(teh_raab Hail Seitan!, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:29, archived)
# I had a similar problem on a gentoo box.
I had to make sure APACHE2_OPTS (/etc/conf.d/apache2) includes "-D PHP".
(I helped save b3ta! Jago Laurens, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:24, archived)
# It's Beans You Want
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:15, archived)
# Marmite ftmfw
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:16, archived)
# I will have a towel-flavoured sweet please
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:17, archived)
# They all sound tastelicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:17, archived)
# Cork!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:18, archived)
# hahahahahah! mayonnaise and chopped nuts.......
nings /board
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:18, archived)
# I used to play on the linoleum
I got to Grade 3
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:24, archived)
# ha ha Oddly I was looking at recycled plastic samples the other day
that looked EXACTLY like the bean you show here!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:28, archived)
# "Recycled plastic samples"?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:34, archived)
# Yeah, Bit of a cack handed description there.
Samples of something made using grades of recycled plastics
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:39, archived)
# Ahhhh
I assume this is your job, not some strange fettish?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:41, archived)
# Nope my job is Archaeology nothing to do with plastic, recycled or otherwise
this was a demonstration by someone who wants me to help invest/back an invention of theirs...Yesterday was a strange day
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:44, archived)
# As your accountant, I suggest you run a mile from that investment
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:00, archived)
# I wasn't in the same league as most of the other people there.
My main input was a comment of "ooooh pretty colours" A Den-Dragon I am not....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:08, archived)
# Probably for the best
companies involved in recycling used to get nice big government grants, but what with the tories being in power and the global recession, I think the days of the government dishing out wads of cash for crazy green ideas are over.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:12, archived)
# *sighs*
Packs away plans and patent, for rhubarb-leaf-compost-powered-Tesla-coil-array.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Ha! Draw it!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:24, archived)
# rhubarb leaves, left in a bucket of water
make excellent poison
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:17, archived)
# I've seen it in public toilets
It's funny stuff
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:37, archived)
# Did they get bought out by Bertie Bott's?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:44, archived)
# *Searches through bag for lavender and baked bean flavours
*throws the rest away
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:52, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:05, archived)
# MMmmmm
battery terminal!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:56, archived)
# Hahah
Pottery.

*cleggs*
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:03, archived)
# This wins the internet for the day
day week
week month
month year
for the day !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:09, archived)
# Roquefort ftw!
Ningletons
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:11, archived)
# Water!
I always find those too strong for me.

Love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:47, archived)
# Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:11, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
YES!
*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:12, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:38, archived)
# it has no licence plate
how does it smell
(likeajackhammer, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:13, archived)
# Like leeks.
(Haigwan Buckets of cream, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:19, archived)
# hahahahahha! *early morning spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:18, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:24, archived)
# *ba-dum-tish*
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:27, archived)
# Cheers Cap'n!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:35, archived)
# Pfffffft!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:40, archived)
# hahahaha tops
also on first glance their logo looks a bit like the decepticon logo
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:52, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:45, archived)
# ha ha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:45, archived)
# racially insensitive noodle soup
yummy tho
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 8:46, archived)
# as a member of the Nong Shim tribe I find this very offensive
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 8:59, archived)
# pffftt... "member"
(likeajackhammer, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:10, archived)
# a long-standing member
I'll have you know
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:31, archived)
# as a member of the b3ta tribe I find this unshopped image very offensive
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:09, archived)
# Bum Hirn
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:16, archived)
# As a complete cunt i find this cuntish
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:11, archived)
# as a mother I appreciate how far this bottle of fairy liquid goes
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:11, archived)
# yer maw!
troll
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:24, archived)
# As a troll, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:26, archived)
# As a train leaves a reverse loop the point needs to switch at the correct time to prevent a derailment
(likeajackhammer, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:30, archived)
# As someone who's just got out of bed
I'm a bit tired and hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Ning. Found this in a box of old world cup memorabilia


Click for bigger (145 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 6:31, archived)
# DEACON!
 
I like the croissant
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 7:06, archived)
# What I'm going to do here is shamelessly link to my football song on links because I really really really really am full of myself.
www.b3ta.com/links/The_World_Cup_Song_by_baldmonkey_and_The_Reticents

I could pretend it is because your post is also footbally. But I won't.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 8:10, archived)
# links ----->
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:10, archived)
#
myself cuntiness
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:25, archived)
# bandwagon thing

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 3:04, archived)
# Meep!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 3:04, archived)
# i tink she hars eet the vrong way rund
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 3:06, archived)
# My my what a big BZZzzZZZzzzZZzzzzzzzz
edit : arg no one is here
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 3:29, archived)
# mother may i c.u.p.
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 4:50, archived)
# laughed until i died
i did die! they buried me, under a cherry tree

grass came up an tickled me
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 4:54, archived)
# laughed until i died
i did die! they buried me, under a cherry tree

grass came up an tickled me
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 4:56, archived)
# my mother she killed me, my father he ate me
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 4:57, archived)
# UNDER A CHERRY TREE
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 5:05, archived)
# theme and variations
www.pitt.edu/~dash/type0720.html
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 6:07, archived)
# "Fitcher's Bird" always stuck with me, too - a little different from Bluebeard variants, in that the hero saves herself
www.pitt.edu/~dash/type0311.html
also, rolling in honey and feathers. yes.

this is another short variation - I still feel sorry for the rabbit
www.pitt.edu/~dash/grimm066.html
"Do set Häsichen, daß sine Braut nech es, und gäht fort und es trurig."
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 7:19, archived)
# laughed until i died
i did die! they buried me, under a cherry tree

grass came up an tickled me
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 4:57, archived)
# LAUGHED UNTIL IDIED
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 4:58, archived)
# OH WHAT A PRETTY BIRD AM I!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 5:05, archived)
# I DID DIE22111!!!
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 5:09, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrbngZandIY&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 5:13, archived)
# heheh
I always liked this one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUdwHBiWUg0
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 5:17, archived)
# MY EYES IS GOIJNG CRAZY!
do you wear glasses?
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 5:22, archived)
# i really don't know what all he fuss is about
they've had these in spanish football for years, i a friend getting one from madrid or ac milan, can't remember which one, might have been barcelona thinking about it, but it was 10 years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:08, archived)
# anyone got any sardines and bananas?
I'm not sure which he'd prefer, but he looks like it'd be best for me to have the right one
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 2:27, archived)
# i want one!
I bet that could climb the fuck up a tree

(ninja'd)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 2:29, archived)
# yeah
the fire brigade refuse to come and get him back down though
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 2:33, archived)
# Cheese toastys
and ham toastys but never cheese and ham, not after the rabbit died
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 2:43, archived)
# he was mixin ma toasties
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 2:44, archived)
# they were your toastys!
that rabbit was a bastard
claps
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 2:45, archived)
# Nicely done.
Looky what I just found, some history
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 2:45, archived)
#
its on the wikipage for b3ta, its well before I was even luking

I want to see the compo entries cauz there not in the arcive to my knowlege :/
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 2:47, archived)
# which one, the "we are Branson's bitches" challenge or the "Prince is a whiny little cunt" challenge?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 4:46, archived)
# okay the Virgin challenge got deleted
www.b3ta.com/board/6463459

but you may yet find some images in the archive from the last week in October 2006
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 4:58, archived)
# so many dead links
www.b3ta.com/board/archive/28746/

it's not even four years ago - and yes, b3ta has always been this shit, no worse, no better
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 7:15, archived)
# ah the Websheriff debacle
www.b3ta.com/board/7783272

mid-November 2007
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 5:05, archived)
# them was the days
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 2:55, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9634697
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 4:57, archived)
# Lovely stuffs :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 2:53, archived)
# that's a bit good
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 3:47, archived)
# I bet no-one's ever thought of this before lol rofl
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 1:45, archived)
# why is this not covered with bees
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 1:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 2:10, archived)
# perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 2:16, archived)
# of course they haven't


*Above statement is not guaranteed to be actual fact
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 2:30, archived)
# More like a...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:51, archived)
# I'm tired and drunk night everyone
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 1:11, archived)
# Haha
he's struggling with that by the looks of it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 1:20, archived)
# but strawberry is clearly a girls' flavour?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 8:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Tue 15 Jun 2010, 0:13, archived)
# Hornbeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 0:32, archived)
# the bee whisperer
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 0:54, archived)
#
BEEr
(1.618..., Tue 15 Jun 2010, 1:01, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBQO5bICzYU
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 1:19, archived)
# Why is that man covered in bees?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 1:42, archived)
# why WOULDN"T anyone want to be covered in bees?
you're so wierd
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 1:48, archived)
# "You don' know how me tired of nuttin' but bee rape"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yh3-NDgXZ7E
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 2:29, archived)
# I've not heard of that movie until now
I must find it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 2:46, archived)
# Not an easy task to find on DVD
might be easier in the UK than in Canada. Haven't seen the film in years, however I have recently read the book which proved to have been very faithfully adapted.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 3:04, archived)
# he is the bee whisperer
I think we covered this before
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 3:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Go 3ngland!
(ajfromuk Maybe....Maybe not, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 23:32, archived)
# worthy of many replies!
fart gags are brilliant. I fart most nights and my mrs gags.
(Pob mk2, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 2:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Kwik & Obvious
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 6:34, archived)
# For the older generation...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 23:20, archived)
# Or maybe it should have been tuppence
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 23:22, archived)
# Feel the tuppence?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 23:41, archived)
# Mary Tuppence
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 0:38, archived)
# Supercalifragilisticexpialiprostitutes
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 23:23, archived)
# or
prostitutesdoxies?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 2:33, archived)
# a spoonful of sugar helps the jism go down,
in the most delightful way
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 23:29, archived)
# haha
hahaha
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 7:30, archived)
# Mary Floppins
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 23:30, archived)
# would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 0:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Designers have been asked to make a new, more fitting world cup this year.
(joe90, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 23:15, archived)
# For anyone who plays Just Cause 2


TRY PUMPING FUEL NOW

(I helped save b3ta! vigilante_18 WHO SENT ALL THESE BABIES TO FIGHT?!?!, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 22:54, archived)
# haha
I rented that game for a week, and it deleted my filesaves twice, so i just resorted to attatching cars to my helicopter then releasing them from great height etc. Did you know you can connect yourself to the standing gas canisters and shoot up like a rocket?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 22:59, archived)
# like so:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySHuaRVbD0s
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 23:00, archived)
# It is good at times!
The gas canister thing is best when attaching it to an enemy soldier. One shot and they shoot off into the stratosphere!
(I helped save b3ta! vigilante_18 WHO SENT ALL THESE BABIES TO FIGHT?!?!, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 23:01, archived)
# FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
EL
(Cloudane, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 23:22, archived)
# OH NOES BP!
(I helped save b3ta! vigilante_18 WHO SENT ALL THESE BABIES TO FIGHT?!?!, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 23:24, archived)
# hahaha yay
strafing oil rigs ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 23:52, archived)
# It's a tough job
But somebody's gotta do it
(I helped save b3ta! vigilante_18 WHO SENT ALL THESE BABIES TO FIGHT?!?!, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 0:10, archived)
# I flunking hate football.

As does the bunny.
(who, me? The comedy account of someone who's not funny., Mon 14 Jun 2010, 22:49, archived)
# Ha ha this a way.
My oh my.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 22:53, archived)
# where can i purchase a pair of titballs?
they look like fun
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 22:53, archived)
# TOOOOOOOOT

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 22:57, archived)

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