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# I'm not sure about this new flavour of cat food..

Only slightly shopped
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:27, archived)
# yum!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:29, archived)
# can't taste any worse than tripe
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:33, archived)
# At Morrisons the shelf edge labels do say "kitten chunks in jelly"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:34, archived)
# ris?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:40, archived)
# My God!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:41, archived)
# It's full of ris!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:46, archived)
# And coincidentally like the poster for Solaris.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:49, archived)
# Haha
I have the feeling we're not talking about Tarkovsky's version.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:53, archived)
# Which was shit
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:58, archived)
# ris?
You don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 18:35, archived)
# wasn't he a russian otter?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 18:06, archived)
# hahahaha
I got 2001 on blu ray to watch tonight. Ive heard its super sharp and purdy.

Wished you could get solaris (the remake) on BR though
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 18:30, archived)
# wasn't keen on solaris
not enough zombies
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 18:33, archived)
# Just out of interest, is this whole "ris" thing generally accepted to refer to the customers or to the staff?
90% right in either case
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:59, archived)
# ris
what is ris, anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 18:06, archived)
# ris
is people!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 18:11, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/4890991
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 18:12, archived)
# ah, right
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 18:25, archived)
# I want a kitten with 12 pouches !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:38, archived)
# that's a katgaroo
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:46, archived)
# from the cradle to the gravy
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:47, archived)
# kittens should no be carrying tobacco at all
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 18:06, archived)
# kitteny goodness!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 18:09, archived)
# ill buy twelvety
i thought the same thing when i saw 'cuts in jelly' and misread it for 'cats in jelly' like the wacky japester i am.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 18:30, archived)
# Join up now!
www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=17940635884
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 19:27, archived)
# *waves

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:56, archived)
#
*spazzes*
(who, me? The comedy account of someone who's not funny., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:58, archived)
# I don't know what I'm seeing!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:04, archived)
# It doesn't mean anything
no rainbow.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:09, archived)
# argh there are worms under my tin foil hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:07, archived)
# That's what THEY want you to think
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:09, archived)
# The worms?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:31, archived)
# I've already said too much.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:35, archived)
# It's a microscopic view of how the Brain Control Waves (Beamed from Outer Space of course)
penetrate the tin foil hat and amplify the signal to your brain. Tin Foil Hats are what they want you to wear the best defence is wearing a Pope Hat.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:15, archived)
# quite apt that I am watching the Legend of Ruby Ridge
New World Order ahoy!
video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4565369222910430105#

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruby_Ridge
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:19, archived)
# Question No. 1 for all Conspiraloons:
If there is a secret, shadowy, and evil elite group out there ruling the world, why haven't they used their immense omnipotent power to stop you babbling on about it on the internet before now?
It would make their lives MUCH easier, and as they are so 'secret' nobody would know who to complain about.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:25, archived)
# Bilderberg group haven't been secret in ages
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:32, archived)
# I was a fan of them in the early days when they were secret
now it's all kids liking their non-secret stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:46, archived)
# perhaps the REAL New World Order only made them think they were the NWO
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:50, archived)
# I liked NWO especially Ice T he was great!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:53, archived)
# That's what they want you to think they want you to think.
But that's not really what they want you to think.
CLEVER EH?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:55, archived)
# If the group allows the conspirrorists to discuss their existence,
then the said theorists inevitably get dismissed as cranks, further guaranteeing the group's secrecy ... erm
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:52, archived)
# I don't understand the worry I used to like New World Order when they were Joy Division ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:26, archived)
# It is said that their secret goals were revealed under the manifesto headed "World In Motion"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:57, archived)
# Might wanna check this out too:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-58-36lSqG4
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:38, archived)
# The New World Order/ZOG got them to Number 1 last Xmas
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:42, archived)
#


(I still can't get these things right)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:23, archived)
# almost!

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:28, archived)
# All those brain cells I lost must've been the tile function.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:30, archived)
# hah
Just have to remember to draw the object on both sides at once as it overlaps
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:32, archived)
# Yeah...the final crop always screws me up too.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:33, archived)
# You gotta spin'em !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:28, archived)
# :)
This was my phone screensaver for ages....lol
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 18:01, archived)
# Magic Eye Waves
I sea weed . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:25, archived)
# i am in danger of seeing my lunch again :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:26, archived)
# *waves back*

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:30, archived)
# yoiks!
very stylish
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:33, archived)
# OOO_O
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:34, archived)
# eek!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:36, archived)
# Dazzling !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:37, archived)
# argh that makes my head explode
like so
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:39, archived)
# Sim city water
This is fab, woo how did you make it?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:38, archived)
# You don't want to know ;)
I was just experimenting with Pov-ray
www.povray.org/

tiled arrays of blobs moving up and down on sine waves, viewed with an orthographic camera.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:53, archived)
# That's woosome!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:48, archived)
# thanks

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 18:01, archived)
# and that's even nicer! :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 18:04, archived)
# This whole thread is full of woo.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 18:20, archived)
# That's great when you're stoned...
...*ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:19, archived)
# Oooh, ripply.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 18:24, archived)
# Ripplies, believe it or not
:)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 19:30, archived)
# nice:D
(herman:D, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 18:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:13, archived)
# Wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Arf
If only half the stuff you read about her is true, she doesn't seem to be a very nice person.
/understatement

'lo Freebs Forbes!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:15, archived)
# 'lo Potty
How's life in the Southern Hemisphere?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Sunny, chilly but with added bank holidayness \0/
How are things your end? (fnar fnar)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:19, archived)
# I think ir was sunny and warm earlier
it has been very rainy just recently

I'm now tired
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Weather reporting
from the school of Carol Kirkwood
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:47, archived)
# hear hear!
From what I've heard/read/seen she is apparently made of pure liquid evil...
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:19, archived)
# it's what happens when all you hear for 30 years is "you're beautiful"
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Am I the only one who hears that in a faux Irish accent?
Damn Ant, Dec and Kat Deeley!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Indeed

Hello boys!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:56, archived)
# Would (hogtied)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:16, archived)
# She would snap in half.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Twice the fun.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:20, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:51, archived)
# \o/

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:57, archived)
# anyone seen the vice guide to liberia
nasty stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:17, archived)
# i have.....kinda
www.b3ta.com/board/10148662
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Mia Farrow tells massive porkies. Allegedly.
'lo, Forbes.

*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:21, archived)
# 'lo Howdy
or should that be Howdy, Lo?

I suppose it would be if you were Lo the Greebo Warrior and I was a cowboy...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:24, archived)
# I can't remember where I was 2 weeks ago, how the hell can anyone recall exactly what was said at breakfast one morning 10 years back?
that said, Campbell's agent has dropped Naomi in it even more spectacularly now :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:30, archived)
# I can't remember where I was yesterday
let alone 2 weeks ago.

I don't know anything about anything.

who said that?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:31, archived)
# I know where I was yesterday because I was still on holiday
I'm not now. I don't like this new turn of events.

P.S. hello chap, how the heck are you?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:34, archived)
# Ah, but if you were invited to a dinner party at Nelson Mandela's, would you remember then?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:59, archived)
# Excuse me but,
but I hope that they find some form of corruption that this talentless slag is involved in so they can strip her of her assets and bang her up for a few years.

She's been going around for years spouting rasim and beating up the very people who put her where she is.

/not bitter.

EDIT: More a comment for /talk I know, but it makes me angry.
(I helped save b3ta! currantbun is nubtnarruc backwards, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:23, archived)
# Maybe we could just extend the definition of
'crimes against humanity'...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Extend it to
"being Naomi Campbell"
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:46, archived)
#
* frantically throws together badly-shopped movie poster which no-one finds the slightest bit funny or clever *
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 18:25, archived)
# Birds don't get diamonds just for being birds.
And blokes don't give diamonds for no return.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:29, archived)
# i bet she gets presents all the time.
people like that never pay for anything themselves
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:33, archived)
# I bet she does.
Services rendered, probably.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:51, archived)
# So you've never just unloaded your grubby rocks in her direction?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Don't be fooled by the rocks that he's got
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:47, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:48, archived)
# My grubby socks, no. My diamonds, no.
I'm not into that whole supermodel thing. Give me flesh or give me abstinence.

Edit: socks or rocks.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Is this the one you thought of but thought better of it?
You asked for this. You only have yourself to blame

(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Michegan J Cod.
Edit: Hello my baby, hello my HONEY (not darling)
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:22, archived)
# I'm not fooled by the rocks that she got
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:45, archived)
# I loved it when she said "They looked like a bag of dirty stones"
now I can't help but imagine her digging around in her toliet for shit nuggets!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:17, archived)
# you got me out of bed* for this?


*Framemaker
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:48, archived)
# It's such an inconvenience, being here!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry
Photobucket
Pope Movie Poster
Probably should've changed it to Papal Wars
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Apology accepted, Captain Needa..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:15, archived)
# What?
Hawk the Slayer!
(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:30, archived)
# Is this the one in which Han shot first?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 18:52, archived)
# We've all made mistakes.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:24, archived)
# LOL
I can't decide how i feel about your pic
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:44, archived)
# It sucks!... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:49, archived)
# but you've no doubt redeemed yourself with quality pics.
This is maybe the pinnacle of my artist prowess ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:21, archived)
# Well done then...;)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:26, archived)
# Awesome bass kitten.
(robotrobotROBOT, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:07, archived)
# crop, resize and jpeg compression are your friends
you just haven't called them in a while :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:09, archived)
# .
Lazy. Just linked to an existing image. Will put that right.
(robotrobotROBOT, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:11, archived)
# well ain't you a lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:18, archived)
# it's been 7 years since he last visited
he never writes, he never calls, he never even pokes on facebook.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Yeah
It's just a bootie call innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:13, archived)
# Please optimize that, it's huge.
It might be a bit friendlier too if you made it clearer that you're basically trying to sell t-shirts.

Optimized! Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Needs more awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Needs more value!

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:41, archived)
# Think it's an infection....

....poor Martine, needs all the yoghurt she can get her hands on!

site
get drawn
twitter
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:03, archived)
# hahahaha
Cor blimey!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Live active cultures.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:05, archived)
# >--<
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# Oh my giddy.....
hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Going south . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:16, archived)
# I would.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Not a Pope in sight
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:53, archived)
# That's the American diet for you.
Oh, and UGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:55, archived)
# gak!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:55, archived)
# *sympathies*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Phwoar!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Get down on it...
...Get down on it
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# I like to the left best.
That's his left.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:13, archived)
# all kinds of wrong
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:16, archived)
# I would etc
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 19:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:49, archived)
# I hate Chatholics the mostest.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:54, archived)
# bollocks!
a well
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:58, archived)
# chatholism is a blight on our communities
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:01, archived)
# He got a rash.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:01, archived)
# The loser fills the plate and turns it in to the Archdiocese !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:02, archived)
# Take a Chance card..
"You avoid the police by being moved swiftly to another parish, while any documentary evidence is sent by diplomatic bag to the Vatican.

"Say three Hail Marys"
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:13, archived)
# bindun already?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:46, archived)
# being done for real by a b3tan
(updates have been appearing on /links)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Now do Peter Cullen.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:46, archived)
# WHAAAAT??
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:52, archived)
# obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Nooo!
Brian Blessed was not the first thing that came into my mind...

it was that gawd awful rubber puppet Iggy pop and that thing that hangs about with him selling car insurance
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:09, archived)
# I will use my satnav more often once I've downloaded his voice
Can't wait!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:14, archived)
# GORDON'S ARRIVED!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 18:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 21:58, archived)
[challenge entry] commemorate the occasion with this lovely teapot
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:30, archived)
# hot steamy pope juice
ooh - reflection too!
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# also - Facebook gets clever
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# x ?
i don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:54, archived)
# you dropped this...
se
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# xse?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:35, archived)
# the best kind
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# True.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:19, archived)
# haha
I actually went to the effort of fiddling with the html. Full of bloody AJAX it is too
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# Codey fiddler.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:43, archived)
# Ooooooo....intriguing.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:00, archived)
# reflectopope
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:35, archived)
# That is some attention to detail
Fabbo
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:36, archived)
# ta
I realised after something wasn't right with the initial reflection...then one remedy led to another:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:41, archived)
# ^this!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Piss poor tea.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:37, archived)
# ^
it's not got any brown in it (as my nan used to say)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:40, archived)
# but she was talking about British porn or somesuch...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:59, archived)
# probably the Saturday afternoon wrestling on ITV now I come to think about it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:09, archived)
# EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:15, archived)
# ain't it just
I would have let it brew proper me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:42, archived)
# still though
a bag in a teapot, deary me.


(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:45, archived)
# I actually genuinely prefer the taste of tea
made in a mug, where the tea hasn't been allowed to brew for more than a minute or so (preferably the teabag should be squeezed a few times against the side of the mug).

My Nan wouldn't approve. She used to warm the pot, and use real tea leaves and all that marlarky.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Meh.....grow your own

Camellia Sinensis FTW (honest, officer!)
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:33, archived)
# nice details
your wooness.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:41, archived)
# thanx
one lump or two? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:42, archived)
# a half
i'm annoying like that
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:50, archived)
# I once saw a French couple share a sugar cube.
He dropped it into his coffee, then lifted it out with the spoon and dropped it into his wife's cup. I thought it was cute.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:47, archived)
# It's cute until the acid kicks in...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:02, archived)
# Superbly done!
Singing: I'm a little tea pope, short and stout...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:01, archived)
# low poly pope
ha, excellent reflectionage there!
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:01, archived)
# This
is extremely well done. Clicks.
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Ful
of wonder :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Just look at that mug in the teapot !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:25, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:38, archived)
# "CABLE GUUUUY!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:43, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:50, archived)
# Fantastic
Awesome animation mate.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:01, archived)
# this is a-pope-azing
*orders eleventy
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:14, archived)
# oh my that's terrific
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:17, archived)
# This is pope hell
When popes go to wherever they go when they die.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Nice reflection :D
(herman:D, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 18:32, archived)
[challenge entry] What every small child wants



The Larry Death patent Pope Mobile
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Mrs T
Mr T
Ice T
and ?
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# Booker T
of "& the MGs" fame
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:36, archived)
# aha!
I think 'fame' might be pushing it!
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# pure evil
goes well with the Machinarium soundtrack I'm currently listening to.

Thanks to b3ta.com/board/10148897
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# It was my birthday yesterday, so I made this for myself and any other ancient b3ta people...
so I made this for myself and any other ancient b3ta people...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:14, archived)
# It was my birthday yesterday too.
I used a pipe but not the slippers.

So happy shared b'day anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Happy birthday yesterday mate :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:21, archived)
#
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# and a happy birthday to you too
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:24, archived)
# HB
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Happy bath-day to both of you!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Thanks
and Happy Birthday to you too!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Yay - it was my BD yesterday too
but I don't qualify for teh badge for another n years

2<n<4

Edit: HB Mofaha and Smallbrainfield
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:15, archived)
# and HB to you too
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# Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:00, archived)
# and you too!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Many happy returns!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:03, archived)
# happy birthday
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:03, archived)
# BIRTHDAY MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy birthday
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:41, archived)
# Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:50, archived)
# 48 last April, you young whippersnapper.
Now what's all this internetty thing all about then?
Where's my paper? etc.etc.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:16, archived)
# 48
On Friday 13th.
I shall be getting Most Drunk.

I remember when there was No Internet !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:27, archived)
# I'm just 6 weeks away from membership of that club
what happens when you are 40?

and a HB for yesterday!
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# I had a massive hangover, but I'm not sure that's compulsory
You do get sent club badges and the passwords though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:18, archived)
# And catholic priests leave you alone.
*edit* sorry, I thought you said 14...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:21, archived)
# what happens at 40?
If my workmates are anything to go by, this I think
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:34, archived)
# I'm 40 and I quit!
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# 2 weeks & 4 days for me
Ah well, the party'll be good I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:00, archived)
# A year to go...
Happy birthday yesterday :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Being over 40 I went to school when they taught proper use of an apostrophe.
You cheeky young whippersnapper.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Heh
I'm sure this was discussed on QI a few years back and the answer was that it didn't matter much how apostophes are used. There was talk of contractions and posessives but I forget the jist. I'm prepared to accept the wisdom of highly paid comedians on this matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:25, archived)
# And how many of those comedians are over 50 and thus taught correctly?
Next you'll be telling us never to start a sentence with a conjunction!
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Sweet, happy birthday for yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:22, archived)
# well happy birthday to you.
.
I SAID, WELL HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

(sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Happy birthday fella
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Five years ago
Although I have been told my mental age is a lot lower?

Paaaaaaaarp......
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:24, archived)
# forget the pipe
get yerself a chillum :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Oh jebus, are those awful things still available?
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:30, archived)
# if not .....can always make one out of a carrot
adds nice flavour too:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Never saw the point of them. It's baccy in a pipe. Why not just a straight pipe? Nicer buzz.
Plus, *cough*

There's always hot knives.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:39, archived)
# .... or the bucket bong.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:44, archived)
# happy birthday old yin :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Belated happy birthday
Apparently your life has just begun.

It's a couple of years until I get the passwords
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:03, archived)
# /farts rust
Had annual physical last week...bloodwork form listed something called "immature cells". No results listed...which is obvious bollocks given my being here...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Give me about six months
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Happy Birthday - A leetle over a year to go for me


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Happy Yesterday Birthday !
I had my 40 . . . 20 ago !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Happy B-Day for yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:56, archived)
# HBSBF!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:02, archived)
# belated happy birthday!
I hit my three-oh this weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Happy Birthday!
from another proud member of the b3tan over 40's club! (for the past 2 months) - can't believe there are so many of us old farts, ahem, sorry, dudes around!

PS: Thanks for the badge :D
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Yay!
When I was 40 we used bongs!

It's a paradox. I'm a kid, but time doesn't agree. I liked the creativity and energy of youth. But I like the knowledge and experience of age.


(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Good badge. I qualify on grounds of age and accessories.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:01, archived)
# I'm a member? Wow, thanks!
Also, happy birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:16, archived)
# OOh me.
I don't suppose you have an over 50 one? I shall pop this in my profile though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 19:12, archived)
# Hey Boss...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:57, archived)
# You're fired!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:58, archived)
# You can't fire me because I quit.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:14, archived)
# you can't quit you're fired!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:15, archived)
# I quit yesterday!... >:P
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:28, archived)
# so let's discuss your bonus
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# And back vacation pay.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
I hope your boss doesn't read b3ta...


(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:59, archived)
# That is his boss!
(waxdart hello., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:00, archived)
# He's too stupid for b3ta...I hope he dies!...But I'm not bitter at all...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:07, archived)
# holy shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:58, archived)
# We've all felt like doing that at one point or another
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Feel the rage.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:09, archived)
# hehe
i like the little ! as he bends over
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:03, archived)
# not only did I not spot that initially
but it took me ages to see it even after reading your post!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Good eye!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:19, archived)
# SPLAT-TASTIC !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Haaa Haaaa Haaaaaaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:09, archived)
# I so want to do this
but my boss has decided to have the day off and leave me to deal with the shitstorm he left
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:14, archived)
# There's always tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:15, archived)
# I might not bother coiming in tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Sums up how I feel every day
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:27, archived)
# This is for all those asshole bosses who abuse power.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:57, archived)
# The boss likes it so much that you're bound to get a raise !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:27, archived)
# He would.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Nice work
And good aim.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 18:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:27, archived)
# awww, he took a tumble
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:45, archived)
# awww
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha &...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:48, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Aw.
That's a line from a Julian Cope song. "For I cannot pull over, for there is no hard shoulder to cry on".
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:52, archived)
# is it? I only know World shut your mouth
its not in that is it?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:56, archived)
# I think it's from 'Jehovahkill' later, much, much weirder Cope.
When I bought it, it came in a blue case on a blue cassette. Rumour has it he had a load of copies junked because they were the wrong shade. I seem to recall he parted company with his label not long after. Some good stuff on that album though, and the one before it, 'Peggy Suicide'.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Until I learn to accept my Accord
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:16, archived)
# ooh - he looks hurt
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:58, archived)
# It's just a scratch...get up!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Awwww
Is that a Saab 96? My friend's got one
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Clearly not
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Cheer up emo car!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 18:45, archived)
# not entirely sure whether it eats grass or grasshoppers
but i squished it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Zoinks
/readies broom
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:51, archived)
# It's a Licket!
I spent the weekend camping.. fucking hell I hate insects, in all their forms. CURSE THEM
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Good for target practice.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Great Bait !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Red sky at night...
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Why is it always rusty in your images?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:34, archived)
# it's really easy to use as a texture
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Holy sheepshit!
/fears
/reposts
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:34, archived)
# haha :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ftld7Ohojg
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:19, archived)
# nice one
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:45, archived)
# The Red Wizard approaches.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:18, archived)
# ... angels' delight
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:29, archived)
# " an you'll never wark arrone!"



edit: story here - Chinese to make ownership bid for Liverpool FC
www.theaustralian.com.au/news/executive-lifestyle/chinese-tycoon-targets-liverpool/story-e6frg9zo-1225899864717
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:24, archived)
# you've lost me i'm afraid
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:28, archived)
# it's a lacist joke
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:31, archived)
# what, like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:43, archived)
# remove the "Da"
and replace with "Bwonx" for full racist effect.
(waxdart hello., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:58, archived)
# You're on b3ta...
don't worry, you will be ok and a few hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:33, archived)
# *ahem*
YOU'RE
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:36, archived)
# I have no idea what you are talking about.

/may have nija edited
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:41, archived)
# DAMN NIJAS!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:00, archived)
# *ahem* IN a few hours surely?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:00, archived)
# What do you mean and STOP CALLING ME SHIRLEY!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:10, archived)
# PEDANT ATTACK!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:19, archived)
# I don't know what your on about
but it looks racist
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:31, archived)
# align=left
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Dark Hams 33

Previously.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:12, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Indiana Jones and the Dark Hams!
Woohoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:14, archived)
# It just gets excitinger and excitinger
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:15, archived)
# ^What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Oh very yes
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:16, archived)
# good lord!
*drops monacle*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:37, archived)
# conquistadors!!
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:48, archived)
# I love Dark Hams, and I know it's a lot of effort,
but is there any chance of more frequent updates...?

*edit* ignore this, I missed ep 32!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Ha ha
you sound like some sort of tyrannical boss
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Evil meat...
...just what the world deserves.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Epic!
I've just spent way too much time trying to read that manuscript.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:16, archived)
# I'll stop if you want


(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:07, archived)
# that is one scary machine
I bet this is what your synapses look like when you are near him
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# /bends cutlery
/finds watch in drawer that mysteriously 'works'
/is convinced

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:09, archived)
# how to be a bender
www.wikihow.com/Bend-a-Spoon
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# How to get into a legal dispute with a bender
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Truth_About_Uri_Geller
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:24, archived)
# pffft
maybe he actually believes he's the real deal himself
must be Fight Club Syndrome or something
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:29, archived)
# this is making everything hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Bloody hell!
My spoon's just bent into the shape of a word, it says...

arse

Charming.
(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Mind the piss!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:21, archived)
[challenge entry] dating for priests
(wankdog, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:43, archived)
# LOL NAZI
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:44, archived)
# "Preisthood"?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:48, archived)
# "priesthood"?
google ?
(wankdog, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:56, archived)
# "google"?
telegram?
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 12:59, archived)
# "google"?
spellcheck?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 13:11, archived)
# *blushes*
(wankdog, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 14:23, archived)
# orphans a speciality
sepiatastic!
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