IM HAVIN A BALL HEREwow u r so accomodating for COMPLETE WANKERS
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HE GOT CRAB
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 15:49,
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It's Claty Thompson I feel sorry for
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 15:57,
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O.K.,......................................he's dead now.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 17:52,
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SAFE FOR WORKwatcha gonna dooooo
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW about it
WRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
fuck all y'all Claty Thompson strikes again
GO GET CRAB THE LOT OF YOU up the AL QUAEDA london massive
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Tue 7 Sep 2010, 15:39,
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BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW about it
WRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
fuck all y'all Claty Thompson strikes again
GO GET CRAB THE LOT OF YOU up the AL QUAEDA london massive
"Oooh, well I hope you brought cocktail sauce.She's got crabs, you know"
/Mrs Doubtfire
(/Mrs Doubtfire
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 15:42,
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Wouldn't knowI stopped watching Robin Williams films after Toys
Not a decision I regret, really
(Not a decision I regret, really
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 15:43,
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Ah.Couple of good lines, though.
"This is Stu."
"Sounds more like a thick soup, really."
("This is Stu."
"Sounds more like a thick soup, really."
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 15:45,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Naughty Shop Challenge"){kind=small}
OMG I LUV U GOYS SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH JEW TROLL INFERNOdeleted. user naughty stepped
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Tue 7 Sep 2010, 15:37,
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thiswill end well.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 15:41,
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There once was a man named SmytheFor piles he went under the knife,
But the doc made a slip,
And carved off his dick
And now he's somebody's wife.
(But the doc made a slip,
And carved off his dick
And now he's somebody's wife.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:53,
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Bats are for boys!............... (Did I save the thread?)
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:55,
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what she said
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 15:08,
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...oh..........................ever...so...scary...
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:48,
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Mmmm Steak.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 15:00,
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scary vampires aren't always scary...
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 15:03,
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Hahahahaha good work! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 15:09,
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Hahaha!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 15:09,
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Sooperdave's World of Cute Things Standing Around Not Doin' Much Shada,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 15:15,
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*quakes in boots*
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 17:39,
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HahahahahhaaPerfick expressions!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:31,
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:D Bock-eyed Owl ftw!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:27,
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Poor fella looks very unimpressed.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:31,
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outstanding website
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:52,
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Some friends of ours had an owl in a towel one time.It flew into their windscreen on the way to a wedding. They picked it up and wrapped it in the towel to keep it warm until they could get it to veterinary attention, but sadly it passed away before such attention could be provided.
RIP Owl in Towel. Wiv Da Angles.
(RIP Owl in Towel. Wiv Da Angles.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:43,
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Get your ass to Mars.www.b3tards.com/u/be2610a790cc836ff076/powerful_owl_1.jpg
There's a Powerful Owl in the Rainforest Walk (no, it's not a euphemism, it's the species name).
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:33,
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Ah yeah, I've been meaning to ask, what should I keep an eye open for in Scotland?Are there any interesting to photograph birds?
I'll be in St Andrews/Fife, Glasgow, Inverness, Wick and probably Kirkwall or Stromness.
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Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:39,
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I'll be in St Andrews/Fife, Glasgow, Inverness, Wick and probably Kirkwall or Stromness.
Well,Scotland (especially round Glasgow) was where I did my formative birding. A lot of good seabirds (Gannets, guillemots, gulls galore, waders) and some good inland birds. One place that's easy to get to is RSPB Lochwinnoch, 25 min outside Glasgow on the train. Two decent hides, lots of birds (especially in winter) and a decent shop with a coffee machine. Kelvingrove Park can turn up a ew nice birds and they're often moderately tame, if you have a camera with you for that sort of thing.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:49,
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Also, I don't think I've been to the botanical gardens.Can you ride a bike around them?
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Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:39,
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Ah, bikes not allowed.(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:47,
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Sadly.It'd be carnage, though. It's one of the nice places to wonder without the lycra-clad lot carving you up on the pavements. Bicentennial Park is a right fucker for that. People are supposed to go slowly round there and there's always a bunch of twunts doing time trials or something.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:52,
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Yeah fair enough I guess.Centenial Park at least has distinct roads and footpaths.
Unlike uni, where people just step onto the road two feet ahead of you and expect you to stop...
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Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:57,
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Unlike uni, where people just step onto the road two feet ahead of you and expect you to stop...
There's so much brain stem death walking around that place.I'm surprised there aren't permanent red stains all over City Road near the Wentworth building junction.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 15:02,
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Barn-storming stuff!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:18,
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You twit! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:20,
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Having opened wiki in search of owl puns I happened upon this:Grallistrix: stilt-owls, four species; prehistoric
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:25,
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A tall story! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:34,
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severe lack of illistrations of prehistoric hawaiian stilt-owls.
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:42,
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Chuan aa poyd!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:53,
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That's how they roll, y'all. y'all.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:37,
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In cinemas soooooon.......
Took far too long :)
Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:00,
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GET TO DA ROWING MACHINE!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:01,
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Genuine rofl........Nice one :)
( Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:02,
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he spreads like a virus..the program Freebase is out of control D:
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:10,
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There was a 'son of freebase' introduced yesterday...(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:15,
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there's a few pretty good pics thereboth actual good pictures and meme-able ones as well
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Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:18,
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He only rides at night.
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 15:43,
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I hope he doesn't get too tiredHe needs his daysleep
( Richard Shitheels,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:12,
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they even look alike!haha!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 13:37,
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They really do.Perhaps this whole lizard thing makes sense after all.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 13:51,
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I'm so pleased that we're paying £40 million quid to have this bigot over to visit
wtf?sheesh who invited this guy? they shud get the bill!
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 13:44,
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Unfortunately all the money will end up going toone-legged lesbian swan-eating asylum-seekers on crack. WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN :(
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 13:53,
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when did it rise from £12 million? The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 13:52,
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the £12 million figure doesnt even include security costs.i fear £40 million may be a conservative estimate
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Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:09,
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But it's not as if we're paying him an appearance fee.The £40 million is for things like police overtime, hotel accommodation, and so on - in other words, things that'll feed back into the economy.
The financial argument against the visit doesn't seem to me to stack up...
(The financial argument against the visit doesn't seem to me to stack up...
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:08,
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It's £40 million they could spend on something else.That's the argument right there. It's not like the Vatican is hurting for money. They should foot the bill.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:12,
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it's going to put a lot of strain on budgets that have already been cut by 25% in some cases.This will ultimately lead to either higher taxes or a reduced level of service.
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Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:24,
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hahaneeds a '<---Links' filter lane
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 13:30,
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It gotpublished in The Sun! I don't think they quite got the whole joke. And they didn't credit me, the bastards.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 13:53,
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Signs!
aaah... FP no. 3 of 3... *wistfuls*
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 13:55,
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Cleek what?I has RIS but nothing to cleek!
*panics*
(*panics*
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 13:29,
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the click she no worky :( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 13:31,
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Shame you didn't have any Polish stereotypes on hand,only Russian. Ah well.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:01,
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I shall be boycotting TwiningsThough I only drink strength eleventy coffee.
Tea is not a proper man's beverage. Who wants a fight?
(Tea is not a proper man's beverage. Who wants a fight?
MisterPunch did it that way on,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 15:25,
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I'd help train them and I'd train them all wrong.I'd train them that the tea is all meant to be licked as it's passing along the conveyor belt for example. That it's compulsory to have a naked lunchbreak.
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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 20:33,
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Last Beast Standing
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“An animal is most dangerous when it is dying…”
at least it provokes some feeling...guess that's better than mere indifference...maybe?
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Tue 7 Sep 2010, 13:07,
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he looks unhappysomeone should give him a handjob, sort him right out
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 13:06,
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ah right - when I suggest cakes everyone's all up for itbut the moment I mention wanking off an animal everyone shuts up and ignores me... typical.
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 13:13,
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i tried to wank off a cheetah on saturday but i couldn't keep up with it
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Tue 7 Sep 2010, 13:16,
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woo! *click*TJ: any new icons out or am i going mad?
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 13:09,
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oh i thought they were all automatically entered into it, but obv. i'm an idiot. guess i'll read the rules again...
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Tue 7 Sep 2010, 13:20,
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just edit your original post.instead of 'normal post' choose 'limerick' and it'll be entered in this week's compo.
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Tue 7 Sep 2010, 13:21,
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that isn't really a limerick tho...is it frowned upon/illegal to post an archived imaged that really is a limerick? If so I won't, just curious...
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Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:22,
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“An animal is most dangerous when it is dying…”not my grandad he wasn't.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:50,
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... and the rot was setting in ...
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:50,
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Why is it always rotting in your images? Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:52,
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what am I looking at? Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:53,
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My dog. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:54,
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It's broken Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 13:20,
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It's called b3taJeez, early onset alzheimers.
Which reminds me, are you 40 yet?
(Which reminds me, are you 40 yet?
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:56,
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2 weeks today! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 13:17,
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we don't knowwe can't see you...
if I had to take a guess I'd say some sort of electronic device with a screen and junk... possibly on a desk or on your phone while you sit on the shitter...
(if I had to take a guess I'd say some sort of electronic device with a screen and junk... possibly on a desk or on your phone while you sit on the shitter...
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 13:00,
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if you ever get a tweet from me around 0930, then you know what I'm doingremember when we used to post pictures of our desks and stuff. Well here's mine today: www.b3tards.com/u/ed6e00a77f19d9e44cba/griffysdesk.jpg
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 13:19,
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twit-twoo while I poo Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 13:24,
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I like the lines :)
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 13:02,
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Hard to make the Leyland Cypress more evil than it already is...But this about does it.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:49,
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Hahahahahahaha Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:50,
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Last time I saw a bush that big was back in the 70's.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:50,
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Babushka ya ya!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:54,
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was it green Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:52,
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Yeah actually it was, some kind of punk/hippy hybrid/crossover thing...
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:54,
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More doormat than landing strip
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 13:00,
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Last time I saw a Leyland was back in the 70s... joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:13,
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haha he's so gonna eat that van! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:53,
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you'd have to be some kind of sociapathic cuntto plant trees like this
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:53,
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I was reading about the guy yesterday, and about the illegal wall he put up initially.He sounds like a dick.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:55,
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According to himHe's being victimised by nasty neighbours
Bushphobic bastards
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Tue 7 Sep 2010, 13:23,
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Bushphobic bastards
Yeah, that's what he says.But I think his "victimization" might have something to do with the fact that he was denied planning permission to put up a 12-foot high concrete fence around his property, and he went ahead and did it anyway, then appealed against the obvious judgement in every single court in the UK, only conceding and removing the fence when the case was just about to go the the European court of appeal.
I believe it's right to stick to your guns in the face of any amount of pressure for the right issues, but I think doing it over something as petty and selfish and dickish as this is pathetic.
(I believe it's right to stick to your guns in the face of any amount of pressure for the right issues, but I think doing it over something as petty and selfish and dickish as this is pathetic.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:11,
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According to the council, they're going to wait to see if it can be resolved without involvement from the council.'Yes, we've considered the case and decided the best course of action is to stay sat here on our fat arses'.
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:12,
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"until some proper shit kicks off with the neighbours or somethingthen it can be their fault, not ours"
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:23,
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BINDONE.I love Nooby Tuesday
EDIT: www.b3ta.com/board/10178444
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:53,
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Goodbye Nooby Tuesday (in NZ)Who could hang a name on you
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simbosan is too tired,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:57,
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if i was his neighbour i'd wait till midnight and then chuck a gallon of roundup over the fence
So then you'd have a jungle of dead treesinstead of green trees.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:59,
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did you realiseRoundup is made by the same people who made Agent Orange
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Tue 7 Sep 2010, 13:24,
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and the same people who brought us suicide seeds.Thanks, Monsanto.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 13:31,
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Thansanto. joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:31,
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Fucking hell, is that tree for real? Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:57,
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That's not A tree.That's a hedge of the motherfuckers.
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:30,
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:DThe Colander - most impervious of all the body armours!
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:40,
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There's nothing quite like a large dose of glee :D*clickies*
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:40,
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I have a massive one.www.b3tards.com/u/b46e051a7b5a48d70b75/elesaurus.jpg (warning! 612KB)
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dotmund .co.uk,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:44,
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Woo! *Desktops*
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:46,
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I share with ^him^ the 100% certainty that colanders are an essential itemno matter what the emergency!
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:40,
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Guaranteed 100% asteroid-proofor your money back!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:42,
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I could use something for these asteroids...
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:42,
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Apart from falling rocks where, as any fule no, a small ladies' umbrella* is the approved kit.*a small umbrella for ladies, not an umbrella for small ladies.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:44,
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Are they still around today?And where can I buy 12?
( Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°),
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:43,
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2 minute reply that's some impressive quick fire wit you have to admit maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:48,
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Absolutely.I only posted a disparaging comment because I was unable to match that degree of wit.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:50,
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Yay! Newbie Tuesday!
Thought today would be busier after the site got a mention on the Beeb last week.
Anyway, I made a nice picture for you guys.
nah, this place is dying, all the greats are goneit's only us plebs and useless, untalented folks left now. Sad times
(,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:17,
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but I'm still here?erm...
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:19,
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USELESS PLEB!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:22,
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phew!I thought I was untalented for a second
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:23,
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I was actually pointing and shouting to myself.This group therapy thing just isn't working for me.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:24,
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you need other people to shout at you instead Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:29,
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haveyou been lurking for many years or what? And Fluffeh pwns
( sancelle says something stinks in suburbia,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:23,
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No I haven't. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:23,
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That's it Vagabond, rain on his parade!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:25,
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Pfffft hahahahahahahahahaha Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:28,
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b3ta is as good as it's ever been. it's different, but certainly no worseb3ta is it's members and there's a continual evolution
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:28,
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Shut up, hippy. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:29,
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The Descent of Man The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:36,
archived)
You will invoke the wrath of those who believe in a Creationalist Theory of b3ta ;)That noobs are created in the image of Rob and that OldSkool memes were put there by Rob to test our faith.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:38,
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Opinions can never be incorrect.but you sir, are wrong ;)
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:43,
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I agree with this sentimentfwiw
( El Cid ...wing attack plan R...,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:19,
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Ha ha ha....Welcome!
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:17,
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b3ta on the beeb? Where?Also - hello new person. Which regular are you?
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:19,
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The suspicion is high with this one. Two memes he uses and seams all fine! ;) maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:22,
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Thanks for the welcomeI assure you. I'm a genuine noob, not a regular in disguise at all.
Anyway, the Beeb story was actually about 4chan.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-10520487
But B3ta got a mention -
[QUOTE]
Rob Manuel of B3ta.com, a British website founded on similar, albeit more whimsical lines, says 4chan's success has been founded on turning "trolling" - essentially, annoying other internet users - into an art form.
[/QUOTE]
I've done the rounds of /b/, FJ, LOLCats, etc so I thought I'd pop in here and so far, I like it.
(,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:27,
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Anyway, the Beeb story was actually about 4chan.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-10520487
But B3ta got a mention -
[QUOTE]
Rob Manuel of B3ta.com, a British website founded on similar, albeit more whimsical lines, says 4chan's success has been founded on turning "trolling" - essentially, annoying other internet users - into an art form.
[/QUOTE]
I've done the rounds of /b/, FJ, LOLCats, etc so I thought I'd pop in here and so far, I like it.
Hmmm... OK... Well in that case...
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:30,
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Good work bad monkey! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:20,
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heheI'm still amazed that his and Angelina's daughter is called Shiloh Pitt. Spoonerism anyone?
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:21,
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That's how Anj reactedwhen they found out she was pregnant. It's only a touching cloth worse than morning sickness
( Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°),
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:33,
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welcome n00b, pull up a kitten, shop a goatse, you'll never walk alone into the dark and stormy night etc etc etc/ac
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:29,
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Phwooorrr...I bet that tastes salty
:D
(:D
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:17,
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Haha!
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:22,
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Where can I get some?Mrs Vinegar Strokes said she fancies giving them a go and I didn't know what she was talking about.
(,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 13:27,
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I've always wonderedwhy they are more yellow than other brands.
:)
(:)
Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:51,
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I thought I was having an acid flashback this morning when I saw googlewhy would they do that to someone... why
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:22,
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probably to make you think you were having an acid flashback.
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:23,
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Google broked my screen.Arf!
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:36,
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have you triedwww.jscreenfix.com/applet.php?width=1280&height=800
Warning not for epileptics
(Warning not for epileptics
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:39,
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just get an HP laptopthey do that anyway
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:43,
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Is it my gpu that melted, or my mind?
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:48,
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but will it tile?
(
Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:17,
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I told a colleague the guy who invented colour blindness died.She was all, "Awww, what a shame for the colour blind people."
(,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:42,
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the guy who invented pkzip was buried in a shoebox Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:44,
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...then the guy who invented rar was stuffed into the same box with him PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:51,
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4EVA IN R COLOUR CHARTS.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:10,
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How dare you, she was 16 for god's sake.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:51,
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现在这里有一个小故事
要告诉它是一个必须
关于一无名英雄
这移开你的尘土
有些人发财
其他的谋生薄荷
我老爸不挣多少
其实....他的弗利'..... skint
噢，我的老男人的一个清洁工
他穿着清洁工的帽子
他穿着长裤心病啊呀
他住在一会的单位
他看起来适当narner
在他著名的大滚刀钉靴
他有这样的工作时间最多拉
他称他们为菊根
一些人在圣诞节给小费
他们中的一些忘记
因此，当他拿起了自己的垃圾桶
他滴了一些步骤
现在，一个讨厌的老男人了
和安理会说
下一次，我的老男人去'轮有
殴打他，他的喉咙
噢，我的老男人的一个清洁工
他穿着清洁工的帽子
他穿着长裤心病啊呀
他住在一会的单位
我说，我说邓肯
我'哦...我发现我的垃圾桶警犬
（你怎么知道他是一个警察的狗）
他同他进行了警察
虽然我的老男人的一个清洁工
他有一个金子般的心
他最近结婚了
虽然他的86岁
我们说的耳朵！挂在爸爸
你要过去你的首要'
他说，'好吧当你到我这个年龄'
'这有助于打发时间'
噢，我的老男人的一个清洁工
他穿着清洁工的帽子
他穿着长裤心病啊呀
他住在一会的单位
我说，我说，我说
我的垃圾桶内充满利莱斯
（井扔'时间然后离开）
我不能莉莉的佩戴
现在一天，而在匆忙
他错过了一个女的bin
但他没走了几步
当她追问他
'什么游戏，你认为你玩'
她哭了发自内心的权利
'你想念我...我太晚'
'号..跳起来的车'
噢，我的老男人的一个清洁工
他穿着清洁工的帽子
他穿着长裤心病啊呀
他住在一会的单位
我说，我说，我说（你再次）
我的垃圾桶的绝对toadstools充分
（你怎么知道它的全）
'产地来源证没有太大的空间内
他发现老虎的头一天
钉在一块木板
老虎看上去很可怜
不过，我想这应该
就在这时，从窗外
一个声音开始哀号
他说，（爱到哪儿就是我的老虎头）
四从它脚下的尾巴
噢，我的老男人的一个清洁工
他穿着清洁工的帽子
他穿着长裤心病啊呀
他住在一会的单位
下次你看到一个清洁工
综观苍白，悲伤
不要踢垃圾桶他
这可能是我的老父亲
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:57,
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!KCUF
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:02,
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haha noLonnie Donegan, which doesn't translate!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:07,
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Oh, my old man's a dustmanHe wore the hat cleaner
He wore trousers heart oh
He lived in a unit will
(He wore trousers heart oh
He lived in a unit will
fuscous,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:07,
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This would be a definate no.1 smash hit.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:08,
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heheI loved the Britons in Space compo
welcome, welcome, come in, take your coat off. Tea? Biscuit?
(welcome, welcome, come in, take your coat off. Tea? Biscuit?
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:48,
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This your vehicle sir?Why do all policemen talk the same way?
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:53,
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they are hard wired that way
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:12,
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But he's not a policeman he's a Traffic Warden or whatever the new term is thesedays.
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:13,
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pcso or cuntyou decide which to use
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:17,
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Horny gay dog cant get fuck, so he mastrubate
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:59,
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Mornin'!TJ: Can anyone recommend a media player for macs that isn't iTunes? I can't get iTunes X to work, and I've just spent two and a half hours on the phone to Apple support.
During that time, they had me uninstall and reinstall iTunes three times. Then they told me that the problem is that it's not working for me; I told them ever so politely that I'd noticed that myself. Then they cut me off.
I've tried Songbird, but that doesn't seem to work either.
(During that time, they had me uninstall and reinstall iTunes three times. Then they told me that the problem is that it's not working for me; I told them ever so politely that I'd noticed that myself. Then they cut me off.
I've tried Songbird, but that doesn't seem to work either.
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:13,
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www.simplehelp.net/2007/05/09/how-to-install-linux-applications-in-os-x-a-complete-walkthrough/
kaffeine.kde.org/
(kaffeine.kde.org/
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:20,
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Nuke your Mac from outer spacego to a church and say 12,000 hail marys to atone for your sins
and then buy a PC :D
(and then buy a PC :D
Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:23,
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But it's so pretty...apart from the musical misbehaviour :(
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:25,
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BUT IT HAS NO EJECT BUTTON!You must press a key instead D:
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:26,
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please say that's a jokewhat happens if you have porn in the dvd drive and your taking it in for repair? your never going to see xxx midgets again :( bad times
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:36,
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not an issueno one would ever watch porn on a mac, for they have no willies
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:52,
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everyone loves an attractive paperweight:)
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:30,
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my pc needs upgradingfor all you mac users that is when I take out a redundant part and replace it with a new part
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:28,
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This is utterly beyond anything I could hope to do anyway.My computer is basically regarded as a typewriter with a telly attached.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:30,
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but there is only 9 or so components to a computerit really is as simple as popping out the memory and cpu and putting the new ones in, but your not allowed on a mac
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:34,
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I have trouble working out how to put petrol in the car.I don't trust myself with CPUs.
(Though I did once get good advice off /talk about changing the battery in my old PC.)
((Though I did once get good advice off /talk about changing the battery in my old PC.)
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:38,
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how did you manage that?ive never seen anything remotely useful on /talk.
(,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:45,
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better questionyour pc has batteries
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:47,
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CMOS CR2032!
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:57,
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^ Needs more teh Quobut apart from that, welcome nooby!
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:16,
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apparently there was an attempt at contactbut the talks broke down due to him not understanding a word he was being told
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:50,
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lol, I would love to have been a listener in to that conversationmaybe someone should batch send him a few thousand of them
(,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:55,
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NONOBODY SHOULD TRY AND CONTACT HIM
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:03,
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^ the pan of gronk is rightthe streams must never be crossed
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:05,
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The consequences would be unimaginable! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:10,
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I agreeanyway you can watch a video of him here.. just have to suffer 15 secs of ads.
www.ehow.co.uk/video_2260342_what-athletic-training-performance.html
(,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:13,
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www.ehow.co.uk/video_2260342_what-athletic-training-performance.html
wow video of Freebase :D maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:18,
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This is more than we could hope forbut I suspect we'd have to motioncap the video as I don't see a mean to download it, pity it's not on youtube.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:39,
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whilst he was reading the autocueyou could tell he was fighting the urge to shout "FUCK!"
(
MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:27,
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an eternity of black screen for me :(it won't play
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:52,
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Have you updated to the lastest Shockwave Flash player? maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:54,
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I think soI'll double check
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:02,
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Have you checked the levels of your midi-chlorians?The force could be weak with your cpu!
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:17,
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yesI topped them up with Sunny-D just yesterday
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:27,
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I think some clever wags could imagine that quite vividly with the aid of seanless wonderment.
(,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:24,
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The thing with b3tans is that they are consistantly imagining the unimaginable!:D
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:28,
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I doubt it he would sue us all :D maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:50,
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Or get rowingmachine-medieval on our asses Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:29,
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I like his rap but I'm not sure what he sayswww.youtube.com/watch?v=k7bKx0-shPI#t=1m30s
something about newspapers coming from space
(something about newspapers coming from space
Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:50,
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Never trust the word of a blue blob!
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:22,
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Drutt is the best thing on that.And Boney. "Ehehehehe! I've got a body!"
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:27,
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Yay what a combinationTwo of my favourite things. How could you not trust Berk?
(
spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:29,
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ha ha ha ha !nice !
i so want to make one of your alien easter eggs.
i need a recipe for that gummi jelly haribo stuff for the face hugger.
(i so want to make one of your alien easter eggs.
i need a recipe for that gummi jelly haribo stuff for the face hugger.
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:30,
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That would be so cool:D
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:42,
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