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# The old Farm King building was easily renovated
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Lingering Eggy Odours on special this week!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:11, archived)
# forgot to mention--
you get the same dependable smells you've come to trust from Parp King and Frap King, our UK stores
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:14, archived)
# or the German franchises
Kaufhaus des Hosen-Trompete
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Je ne sprechen sie Hispanistan
edit: :D Department Store of the pocket trumpet
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:23, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:30, archived)
# our prices are Fart King low!
ai thank yoo
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Was that one free?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:16, archived)
# I rather say 'inexpensive'
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:19, archived)
# *insert something about dropping one here*
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Just watched the new Burger King advert
what the hell is wrong with these people? Is there something that says if you are a Fast Food outlet with a dodgy reputation for poor service standards and bad ecological business plan that you have to have some freaky, rather creepy, and disturbing mascot? Ronald McDonald the Killer Klown and now the Massive Plastic Headed King no wonder the kids are growing up warped!

;) *dismounts soapbox eats burger*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:16, archived)
# the mascot is to attract those who cannot read or think
(called a niche market ;p)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Ah so gaint plastic head guys are like a magnet for the under-educated?
Maybe they should use this method in schools so that all teachers should wear plastic overlarge heads and talk about the nutritional value of beef, cheese, and gherkins.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:22, archived)
# aren't human beings fascinating!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:28, archived)
# My first reaction to it was
'Why on earth would some cosplay deviant with a weird false head encourage me to buy mechanically recovered beef fragments?'

I still haven't come up with a decent answer.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Same here.
Adverts are just getting too weird thesedays - long gone are the days of Charlie the talking cat (well more of a weird I'm talking and eating a fish sound that cats might make) telling us about watching out for people who wear tan trench coats which in those days was usually the CID :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:26, archived)
# The pinnacle of FMCG advertising
is to be found right here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pHiB4ty3ao
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:28, archived)
# haha I remember that tune :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:30, archived)
# And why is he leading everyone to a clifftop...?
(greysnowogre is yo momma., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:48, archived)
# I'll have a slushy please. Chocolate.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Super Size or Large?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Gimme both. One for the journey to the bog.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:16, archived)
# I was wondering where you'd gone...
Lovely stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:25, archived)
# In other news, if Radio 4 uses the phrase 'Planet Westminster' one more feckin' time, why I'll.........
*fumes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Very nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Ooh ta!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Heyupyhyaryarhyar
*hearts* the Bilk.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:44, archived)
# hahaha...nice one Ninj
...used to love Bilko:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Cheers Elvis
Missed your B3taday the other day! :( belated congrats mate :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Woo as usual :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Ooh bless you!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:12, archived)
# top Bilko!
edit: wow, you promoted him from Sgt. to Captain. Very generous of you ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Hahaha
Just seen this Ninj, great shoppin' Seargent Clicko!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Cheers Q!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 15:21, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Fun alt compo anyone!?


Follow this link to /links for full explanation and song: b3ta.com/links/The_Sound_of_Science

We're gonna make a video for the song, using b3ta pics and anims, if anyone wants to contribute anything new post it here or on the /links link, if anyone has any peas they they think will work either post 'em or link to 'em, and tell RBF about it here: b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=69039 the aim is to make something cool for the interwebs and give b3ta some promotion, folks!

As the chorus is 'The Sound Of Science', suitably sciencey shops and anims of famous scientists and their discoveries and such would be very useful.

Get 'shopping or peaing if you're interested!

Thanks in advance folks!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:40, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK OFF!
Oh shit sorry :D
EDIT: Brain not in gear so have this!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Oh come on y'know you want to
what's the harm?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:43, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Who said that?
I can't see!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:45, archived)
# You!!!!!
*alerts the authorities*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:49, archived)
# ME!!!!!!!
*runs from authorities*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:17, archived)
# :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Science!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:50, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:06, archived)
# pfft
yes that is indeed the sound he was looking for
(I helped save b3ta! kahuna Mangled-at-the-bottom-of-the-cliff, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:16, archived)
# It's like primal scream therapy.
I felt much better after I let it all out.
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:45, archived)
# I've had a few curries like that
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:46, archived)
#
Genuine real life LOLs.
:D
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:49, archived)
# ^ Racist


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Heh
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:27, archived)
# I can't not do one
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Meep!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Holy MOTHER OF GOD!
*fears massively*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:21, archived)
# ^^
*hides behind JPG*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Gaultier can't help you now
God the board's slow today. I've even been reading QOTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:51, archived)
# You're straying into dangerous territory there, young Geoff.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Shurrup - my stories are invariably ace*
*May contain traces of opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:17, archived)
# You have created a compo singularity!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:30, archived)
# .....
kill it with fire!!!
(KingPrawn I am the Sig..., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:34, archived)
# PHOTOSHOP SCIENCE!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:47, archived)
# WINNAR!
{:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Hahaha!
Yeh that one has to get in I think! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:57, archived)
# How about this?


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:47, archived)
# I wholeheartedly concur with this message :D
(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:56, archived)
# An early engraving of Rob as a child?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Well I'm doing it even if nobody else is!


lots more fun than this bleeding compo...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Em... I have had a go ;)
Hahaha like that
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:17, archived)
# And again! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:31, archived)
# I love this!!!!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:33, archived)
# NICE ONE!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
oh fuck yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:19, archived)
# :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:39, archived)
# Yeh I know mate,
but b3ta lately seems to be either dead or 'subverting' everything positive, nice or remotely organised anyone tries to do shouting 'You can't make me enjoy things!'

Have we been taken over by emos or what!?

Well as I say I'm gonna help, if it turns into a 2 man effort and goes global I'll try not to cry about it... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Haha taken over by emos
Just keep posting the idea in a new thread every, oh I don't know, every 17 minutes! That should get thing going ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:54, archived)
#
...the joke is actually just a pun of the phrase "Status Quo".
and doesn't actually work at that ;)

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Teehee!


This is just the taster here's the decent one (too big for /board) CFB
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:41, archived)
# science !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:48, archived)
# ok maybe not the dog
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:56, archived)
# haha
cheers its ancient. hence "vodka"fiend. :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Oh that's good
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Ok this is shite but will put it here anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Ha!
No that's a decent effort mate, I got it, cheers! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Science ( . Y . )
img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00494/science1_682_494832a.jpg (NSFW)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:58, archived)
# I only asked her to take a look at my cock! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:59, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahaaha
hahaha good one.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:03, archived)
# All peas, but I'll try for something new at the weekend..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:22, archived)
# Don't think the multipanel ones will work. But if anything appeals, you're welcome to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:28, archived)
# Widescreen might be better..


Click for bigger (98 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 20:35, archived)
# oh yes
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:40, archived)
# here you go, the amount of frames might be a bother though
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:40, archived)
# LOL®!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 21:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:57, archived)
# Born In The 70s? Look Here!
DO you remember Mr Ben? Do you still think of Stock Aitken and Waterman as 'The Hit Factory'? Want to know what became of Jossy's Giants?

If so, you'll have a fine nostalgic time enjoying The Born in the 70s Show, presented by Jonny Awsum and Russell Gold.

The boys are back on the sofa of nostalgia, reawakening plenty of fond memories with nothing more than their clowning nonsense and Jonny's acoustic guitar.

Jonny says: "We've upped the budget for this series - we're now up to ten pounds a show, but that does include ยฃ5.75 for a pizza on filming nights."

You can watch the first episode of the new series below at www.borninthe70s.co.uk

If you missed the first series - which received over 13,000 views - or want to see Russ take on professional wrestler 'Big Ben', watch now at www.borninthe70s.co.uk
(borninthe70s, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:19, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
OFF!
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:21, archived)
# To the Bunker! Defend with Pictures!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:31, archived)
# This is brilliant by the way!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Too bloody good
That's what it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:32, archived)
# haha why thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:36, archived)
# ^ Fan-tastic!

* I have Battenburg

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Yay! Although be a responsible Battenberg owner.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Terrible waste of cake
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Battenberg is a crime in its own right
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:03, archived)
# ^ what she said
Edit:
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:04, archived)
# BREAM CAKE?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:22, archived)
# I think you'll find it's the
Extremely Rare Bream Cake.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:25, archived)
# How rare

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:55, archived)
# You have to be careful with it, it can be a killer!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:08, archived)
# It's responsible for some of the worse atrocities of modern times.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Ah, but how was babby formed?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:01, archived)
# I don't know but they should do way with instain mother!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Now that... is science!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:10, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:37, archived)
# .

(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:22, archived)
# I'd rather watch your mum being skullfucked in
the eyeballs by a man with a knife for a cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Got that on divx
The sequel with his dad and his Jewish aunt with a Combine Harvester growler was better.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:24, archived)
# I alphabetise my unreal made-up terror pornography
but I must have missed that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:30, archived)
# dammit, I'm at work with no access to my favourite cocknife picture!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:42, archived)
# I was born in the 70's
and though this may appear to be a non-sequitur:

You've got shit-for-brains, you cunt

[edit] while you're here, your facebook link is fucked too
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Mr. Benn
/70's pedant
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Anthony Wedgwood Benn :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:25, archived)
# haha
clearly this spammgramme is made by people who weren't born in the 70s, and thus would be unwatchable by those that were
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Yeah I remember this stuff as I was born in the 60s
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Stingraaaaay, Stingray!
dur dur DUR dur DUR der....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Banana splits - tra lal la tral lala la tra lal la...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Snorky - Take out the trash!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Wait 'till your Father Gets Home!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Oh yes!!!
See also: www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-ZEDNkZ2L4
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Whilst you're here, young Archie
What's your take on 'The Event'?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:39, archived)
# 'The Event'?
/you've lost me on this one
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:40, archived)
# !
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4vumb8J-x8
Edit: Just finished ep 3, and it's intriguing. Not sure where it's going, but intriguing all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:42, archived)
# ooooh *goes to check the interwebs*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:53, archived)
# I remember watching the clown episode with the clown car
My Dad said "Oh look! Mr. Benn's taken over British Leyland!".
He and my uncle laughed uproariously.

I experienced my first sensation of what is now known as RIS.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:09, archived)
#

Edit: It is worse than I originally thought! What a....
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:22, archived)
# :D
Top work...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:30, archived)
# !!!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:24, archived)
# .......

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:35, archived)
# SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:25, archived)
# You've upset Ted.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Born a cunt? Look here!
Do you remember spamming assholes? Do you think spamming people will make you popular? Want to know what happened to the last shower of twats that did this?

Jonny says "cuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcunt"

If you missed the first series - which received over 13 views - or want to see Russ take on professional wrestler 'Cock Jock', watch now at Bornacunt.com
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:27, archived)
# *at home LOL*
Superbly harsh!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:29, archived)
# But fair...
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Oh, entirely !
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:35, archived)
# STOCK, AITKEN, AND WATERMAN!!!
I hate it when people omit the Oxford comma!

grrrrrrrrrrrr


(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:28, archived)
# It's Aitken.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:28, archived)
# I was to mad to realise :)
(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:30, archived)
# I hate people who over use exclamation marks
and people who got Glastonbury tickets.

grrrrrrrrrr

Oxford commas are optional and not used much in British English.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Americans love that shit though
Had a big Internet argument about it a few years ago. It was fun.
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:32, archived)
# I cant believe people are making me out to be a bigger cunt than the spammer...
(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:33, archived)
#
I think you mean "I can't believe..."
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:37, archived)
# lol
www.b3ta.com/board/10209570

I really enjoy my irregular visits to /board :)

I think you mean, "I can't believe...".
(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Well, we are here to entertain!
Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:42, archived)
# I'm gonna quit now,
I can see me getting all in a state :)
(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:44, archived)
# You'll hate me then!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:34, archived)
# CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:36, archived)
# .
(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:41, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:29, archived)
# You're the reason I love cancer
you get it?
(waxdart hello., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:29, archived)
# We may have to hurt you now
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:30, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Compressed child FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Stop living in the past, Peter. Move on!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hK8EbafSlg
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:33, archived)
# fuck off you spamming cunt
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Concise, and to the point.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:41, archived)
# it's got a nice ring to it too
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:44, archived)
# hehehe....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Can't beat a nice ring.
Well perhaps you could
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:03, archived)
# I was born in the 70s and I'm coming over there to rape you in the fucking eyes, you fucking pissbrick.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
/Classic AEIYM brutality; Well done, that man.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Ed Dianaband, Queen of peoples headswaps
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:14, archived)
# That's Prince William, that is
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Or that thing off Deep Space Nine
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Hahaha yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Fuckin hell, hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:15, archived)
# hahahaha, chuckle : D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:16, archived)
# * FWAPS FRANTICALLY

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:17, archived)
# 'shopped Di's only
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Blimey!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:24, archived)
# diana ross?
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:15, archived)
# I want your dinner money and your child benefit


David is smiling at Gideon's improbably shaped head.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:10, archived)
# GIDEON YOU CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:11, archived)
# I shouted at Jon Snow last night
cos he calls him George.

I think the news should call him Gideon
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:12, archived)
# I think the news should refer to him
as the future Baronet of Ballintaylor, the cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:22, archived)
# This works also
the cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:34, archived)
# His head is also very bright
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Hahaha poor boris
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:15, archived)
# hahaha
and yes, yes it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Wot a barstard!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:13, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Haha, in related news:
I'm loving this story over at the Guardian in which a well-off father of five complains that he needs that child benefit money to take his kids to football practice and McDonald's.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:20, archived)
# oh dear
that's a helpful argument.
Silly cunt shouldn't have had so many fucking children!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:28, archived)
# ^This^
It beggars belief that some many people think they should get 'free petty cash' from the public purse for no good reason.
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:31, archived)
# There's got to be some compensation for having children
I mean FFS it's not all fairgrounds and fireworks!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:41, archived)
# It's not his fault
he thought the state would (and should) pay for them forever
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Perhaps Gideon should consider scrapping child benefit
for every child after the 2nd one.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:39, archived)
#
Don't the Chinese have a similar system? You get benefit for your first sprog, but they take it away if you have more.
IIRC it was intended to control population growth, but the end result is more backstreet abortions.
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Not exactly
You get allowed a first child but you have to scrap any subsequent children, or do you pick your favourite, I don't know how it works.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:49, archived)
# I once read that they leave sickly or unwanted (usually girl) children in the woods to die.
Could be apocryphal, could be true.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Fuckin' right 'n all
For family's earning over ยฃ44.000 a year
Nicely done shop
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:26, archived)
#
Isn't it for earners of over 44k?

So you can have two people who earn 43k and still claim?

Still, a step in the right direction IMO.
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Yes, that's the problem
the system he has proposed is unfair as one family who earn a combined income of 86k could still get child benefit, whereas their next door neighbours have only one earner who's on 44k will not.

The reason that child benefit is universal is because the only fair way for it not to be involves means testing, which would cost more than just giving it to everyone does.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:35, archived)
# But they already means test the child tax credits
So I don't get why it would be so hard to means test this one too.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:44, archived)
# You apply for tax credits, so only people who think they're going to qualify get tested
rather than having to check up on everyone who has children (I'm just guessing here).

To be honest, I don't see why means testing would be so hard either, but that's the long-standing argument for keeping child benefit universal.

edit/ now I'm off to spend my daughter's child benefit on lunch while I still can...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Good plan!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:56, archived)
# That's correct
they wouldn't be the tories if they didn't shaft single parents harder than everyone else
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:35, archived)
[challenge entry] After Fairey...

(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Sensible policies for a prosperous future.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:11, archived)
# WINRAR!
*click*
*click*
*click*
*click*
*click*
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:15, archived)
# is he having a stroke?
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:33, archived)
#
No, I think he's just checking his keys.

Buh dum tish!
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:41, archived)
# After Rene Mederos
Fairey lifted the style from him -
check this

:
and this article

and he has pretty much admitted it


(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 18:13, archived)
[challenge entry] They depended on each other. And the world depended on them. Oh god help us.


First post. I have a full time job so cut me some slack.
(greysnowogre is yo momma., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:08, archived)
# That rather depends on the job, my fine fellow.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:11, archived)
# I'll cut you in the slack.


And welcome to B3ta. Pull up a kitten, you will never leave.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Great minds and all that
:~)

(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Miliband.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Steve.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Fair cop
Oh FFS! OK - tie that slack back up again and kick my bottom. The challenge details had it already spelt out so no excuses from me. I'm a know-nothing-tw@!
(greysnowogre is yo momma., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Nice first post
Welcome :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Welcome Noobie

* Pull up a bin-done and shop an Ed

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:21, archived)
# Where on earth is everybody?
Have some gentle noodling with the Van Gogh tilt-shift from the newsletter...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Mornin!

Brad Del Toro or Benicio Pitt? WOO BTW! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:52, archived)
# Always good to see this :)
Morning, Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Mornin' JP!
Sorry, I'm being lazy aren't I. How are you sir?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Having a day off!
\o/

*gets more coffee*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:55, archived)
# You may have missed this and I know you love a bit o' Hawtrey
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:59, archived)
# Oh, classy.
Like that :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:00, archived)
# Nicely shopped.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Hi cockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:08, archived)
# Ha-ha. Thought of the same thing a while back
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Silly JPG
Coffee is for work tiem. Beer is for days off.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:58, archived)
# *cough*
*hangovers, as well*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:00, archived)
# *stands by original opinion*
hairy dog o'clock :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:02, archived)
# oh, no - I really couldn't
*keels over*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:10, archived)
# ^ This

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Nicely!
Have this:
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:12, archived)
# They're all down at the Nell Gwynne Tea Rooms,
enjoying a nice cuppa and muffins with jam.

Lovely pic, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:53, archived)
# That would explain it...
Top of the 'ning Grunters.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:56, archived)
# How goes it, young Headwound?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Surviving...
And have a trip to the Black Country to look forward to later today...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:27, archived)
# Bostin' !
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:30, archived)
# The humans are dead.
I have smelled one it's dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:00, archived)
# WE HAVE BUSY LIVES
(woo!)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:04, archived)
# I spent last night removing people's fingers
most people can no longer type
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Iwastypinglastnightandcan'tworkout
whatthebiglongwhitebuttonatthebottomofmykeyboardisfor?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:07, archived)
# it's to rest your cock on, I think

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:10, archived)
# On a geniune point...
Why does Caps Lock still exist as a button on keyboards? This should be built into word processor functions, rather than being left on the keyboaRD WHERE YOU RUN THE RISK OF TURNING IT ON OR OFF WITH A poorly executed stroke of the A KEY.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:10, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
What you said! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Yeah, even when I want to type in a string of caps (which is nearly never)
I use the shift key, I never use caps lock intentionally.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:18, archived)
# I used to work with a guy
who took a screwdriver and levered off the CAPS LOCK, NUM LOCK and INSERT keys on every keyboard he ever used
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Good morning all

Smoking legs
(Sherbs, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 9:00, archived)
# Oh that's rather lovely.
Rather lovely indeed. Indeed, "Rather!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 9:07, archived)
# Very nice...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 9:16, archived)
#
Thanks =]
(Sherbs, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 9:37, archived)
# smoking legs is bad for your health
very good
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:14, archived)
# maybe his leg had just smoke?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:22, archived)
# Nicely.
The lack of action on /board is disturbing me.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:46, archived)
# just right!
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 5:14, archived)
#
needs more
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 5:48, archived)
# FUCKA YOU WHARE
FUCKA YOU DORPHIN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 7:11, archived)
# EH! FUCK YOU MONGOWIAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 8:38, archived)
# STOP BREAKING DOWN MY SHITY WALL YOU STUPID MONGORIAAAANS!
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:16, archived)
# this is a lovely thing to see as i wake up
thank you mofaha
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 7:32, archived)
# :)
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 7:42, archived)
# D'aaaww! Lovely!
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 7:46, archived)
# That is what I need in the morning
Woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 8:20, archived)
# Inquisitive Seal Pup Bird is inquisitive.
and lovely too :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 8:36, archived)
# awww... that's pretty
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 8:44, archived)
# Thats nice
A good mornin chirper..=]
(Sherbs, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 9:03, archived)
# Gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 9:16, archived)
# You called
NING VAG!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 9:22, archived)
# Good nings, Msr Bloke
All well?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:39, archived)
# I'm good mate...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:45, archived)
# MERRY CHRISTMAS
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:01, archived)
# Don't know whether this one's been seen yet but...
I'm sure that they've done this intentionally but the Australian Pirelli homepage looks distinctly like a Goatse...

www.pirelli.com.au/web/default.page

Might just be me though...

(uncy-herb, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 1:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 1:52, archived)
#

EDIT: 4 years, 7 months and 26 days and 1 post! WOW
And you fucked it
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 1:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 9:09, archived)
# ZAT VAY!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 1:55, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 2:23, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 4:29, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Uhoh!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 2:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 2:10, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 2:12, archived)
# hahahaha
his voice is brilliant. he always sounds like he's stuffing his face with cake
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 2:22, archived)
# haha
That film was on last night, i'd forgotten how bad it is!

KILLIAN IS LYING TO YOU! ZOMFG!!!111
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 8:42, archived)
# It's one film I think
SHOULD be remade
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:02, archived)
#


HP already did a more delicate version..
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 2:16, archived)
# Might just be you.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 2:28, archived)
# OH FUCK NO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 2:30, archived)
# OH SHIT OH FUCK
OH UNHOLY FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 2:31, archived)
# Relax, he's caged here.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 2:33, archived)
# SHIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiii
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 4:39, archived)
# This is the
scariest shit I've seen for a long time. Well done.
(Cosa Nostril, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 5:05, archived)
# you did a bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 17:37, archived)
# Hello you
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 0:25, archived)
# Ouch!
You're right!

Still, we'd rather you didn't waste a new thread for a link to something amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 4:03, archived)
# links you fucking jizz monkey
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 9:10, archived)
# Well, I for one have lost a childhood hero!
He'll go on forever.

R.I.P.Norman.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 1:48, archived)
# *instaclicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 1:51, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 1:51, archived)
# hahahaha!
Art as life, life as art.
*also clix*
(can you all stop posting good stuff so I can go to bed, please?)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 1:54, archived)
# brain hurt
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 2:01, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 2:10, archived)
# Bless him. Fond Memories.
Good night Norman.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 2:17, archived)
# Good Night Norman

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 6:57, archived)
# Brilliant!
clicks like a loon
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:13, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
RIP Norman old clown:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:57, archived)
# And it's only a game...

why bother?


in the house where alice lives
alice's
it's a mess of souvenirs
there to remind
telling the time
in the garden where you go
flowers die
people say it's cold out there
you disagree
she's telling me
come and spend the day at alice's house
have some time away at alice's house
write a note saying please don't go
please don't go
in the softest room you sing
without a key
the butler is serving tea
wearing a shirt without any sleeves
come and spend the day at alice's house
have some time away at alice's house
write a note saying please don't go
please don't go
in the bedroom down the hall
your secrets sleep
it is always late at night
won't you stay?
why don't you stay?
in the house where alice lives
alice's
it's a mess of souvenirs
there to remind you
telling the time
come and spend the day at alice's house
have some time away at alice's house
write a note saying please don't go
please don't go

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 1:22, archived)
# This is what the controller of BBC News wishes his office was like.
(and: ello, JPG! Hope y're as well as yr pics are mind-blowing)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 1:25, archived)
# My dear Mr S. Tramp
All is well with the world, and I trust yourself, too.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 1:27, archived)
# Glad to hear it.
Once I get round to having this bear trap removed from my leg, it'll all be hunky dory. Til then, the landlady keeps complaining about the clanking noise in the hall when I get up for a slash in the night.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 1:29, archived)
# Flippin' 'ell!
The big pictures is amazing :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 1:26, archived)
# Well, we put on our prettiest face and we wait for the news that we made...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 1:28, archived)
# fucking magnets
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 1:37, archived)
#
dangerous attractants!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 1:39, archived)
# Magneto's having a seizure.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 1:38, archived)
# Be careful with that watch...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 1:40, archived)
# Those Motley Crue lyrics always get me right here.
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 1:41, archived)
# *slaps*
how very fucking dare you?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 1:42, archived)
# Oh, give over, you old queen.
I know full well it's Erasure really.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 1:45, archived)
# Oh l'Amour...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 1:47, archived)
# I understand they'll be spearheading the 2018 World Cup bid.
Quite a coup. It's practically in the bag!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 1:51, archived)
# I WANT ONE OF THESE DISCO BALLS!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 1:41, archived)
# Available for just
โ‚ฌ2.65 per dozen to you, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 1:43, archived)
# rock on!
that's my destop background sorted, cheers :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 8:40, archived)
# RIP
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 1:00, archived)
# That delightful sig doesn't automatically bring 'Radio 4 listener' to mind, as the username does. A touch of cognitive dissonance here.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 1:08, archived)
# The sig is actually
part of the original lyrics to 'Sailing By'
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 1:13, archived)
# Arf!
In a way, I feel a kinship with Norm, as a kind of opposite.
He was loved by millions and made his fortune by pretending to be a kind of lovable imbecile.
Whereas I am regarded with wholesale indifference by the small number of people who are aware of me, and barely scrape an existence by being unloveable and pretending not to be an imbecile.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 1:18, archived)
# Will he ever make it through the gates?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 1:24, archived)
# :(
(herman:D, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 0:17, archived)
# Too soon to repost this?
(Westude, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 0:24, archived)
# Too late.
We just cancelled his tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 0:29, archived)
# 95 mate, good feckin' run I think!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 0:44, archived)
# It certainly was
Nice pic
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 0:49, archived)
# Cheers,
from the sounds of it (a number of strokes) he'll have been glad to finally go...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 0:53, archived)
# Lully pic.
Veh affectionate.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 2:22, archived)
# Titanic: The Mission - Anyone seen the secret messages in this series??


Click for bigger (128 kb)
(cakeweasel, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 0:13, archived)
# Nice lurking btw! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 0:52, archived)
# ....And the oscar goes to......
The most qualified guy to play him onscreen :-D (NSFW)

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 0:13, archived)
# That's Tony Blair surely?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 0:15, archived)
# "It's not Tony Blair......
.....and don't call me surely"
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 0:18, archived)
# Haha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 0:22, archived)
# Reminds me of this old TMWRNJ sketch:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF2fN4MmMAY
(Otis Flemming Look, I have a Board Sig., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:33, archived)

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