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# umm
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:46, archived)
# I seem to remember one of the first times I met Mrs Vagabond's brother, he had just got the internet
Over a whizzy-whizz, Dial-up Connection For Internet Connectivity To The Information Superhighway, and he excitedly showed me a site dedicated to X-rays of things people had managed to get stuck up their arses.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:48, archived)
# I ran across one of them too--this isn't one of them *yet*
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:50, archived)
# You seem to be implying there's some other purpose to the internet.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:03, archived)
# From the position of the thumbs, this is someone else's hands...
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:50, archived)
# you might want to reconsider that
If you are viewing this from the rear and he is bent over stretching himself, his thumbs would be downward, as this is.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:52, archived)
# Are you from Norfolk?
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:51, archived)
# Ssssshhhh!
Don't ruin the magic.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:05, archived)
# It's True!
However, I'm getting some funny looks while confirming this.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:18, archived)
# arrrg fuck!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:52, archived)
# 'appy candleday
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:54, archived)
# happy b3taday :)
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:55, archived)
# Richard Gere must have been finding that the gerbils were a bit loose now
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:55, archived)
# actually,
he appeared on Myth Busters to debunk the gerbil myth. Looks like he failed to bust this one.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:57, archived)
#
*sexy look to camera*

"Hi, I'm Richard Gere and I'm here to tell you I don't shove gerbils up my ass."
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:07, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:57, archived)
# ranks low on the scale of rectodynamic shapes, no?
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:02, archived)
# Perhaps that's precisely its appeal.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:05, archived)
# better than throwing stars, I guess
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:08, archived)
# I call fake! No gold ring ;)
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:57, archived)
# ya know, I knew that would be an issue
it would show up very white in an area where its background is very white. All I can say is that the ring is there--just not detectable.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:59, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:09, archived)
# sweet dreams, Granny
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:15, archived)
# Goblin-Thatcher?
Eurgh.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:09, archived)
[challenge entry] what a cute little hellhound
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:23, archived)
# He will ter yr hrt in 2 lol
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:26, archived)
# pfft
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:26, archived)
# Bad dog, stop humping that heart
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:29, archived)
# A clear lack of blood.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:30, archived)
# aw, yet to grow his other heads.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:32, archived)
# Dogs with meat!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:42, archived)
# haha I'm sure comfort is his priority :D
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:43, archived)
# He must be good at plowing fields
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:46, archived)
# Oh, I don't reckon he has to do too much in the way of hard work.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:47, archived)
# Shopped only please
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:53, archived)
# Hahahaha
:DD
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:00, archived)
# Oh hai dog meat
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:00, archived)
# Yamaha! You pick the heart
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Grrrr! Argh!! Show us ya knickers!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Bloody Hell!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Thankyou
and, ooh! Prequel! :D
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:10, archived)
# hello
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:22, archived)
# Hello!
How's you?
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:24, archived)
# Thing is looking up !
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Skirts!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:19, archived)
# Shoot it!

Nicely done too :D
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:03, archived)
# EAT LEAD!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:04, archived)
# Top stuff
Boil it and eat it
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:05, archived)
# With a nice Chianti!?
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:11, archived)
# A nice IPA
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:39, archived)
# First Goddamn week of winter.
Woot!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:14, archived)
# aww
it looks sad. must have realised it has no penis
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:25, archived)
# brilliant
*click*
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:43, archived)
# Can it be milked?
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:33, archived)
# Hahhahahaha:D
Fucking kill it
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 20:13, archived)
# Bindun?

Young spanners who are RISing can click HERE
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Tooooooooooooooooooooooo soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:01, archived)
# arf!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:22, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:56, archived)
# What are you up to?
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:58, archived)
# k3b/-\b!
How are you doing?
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:00, archived)
# I'm in Glasgow.
I have so far:
Drank Buckfast
Eaten Deep Fried Pizza
Drank Tennants
Eaten a Munchy Box
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:14, archived)
# um
I've never been married
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Everything came out with the wrong exposure !
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:01, archived)
# RIS
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:01, archived)
# but he wasn't any good
at centering his captions?


Sorry :)
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Who is...the Father?
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:01, archived)
# He's also the son.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:06, archived)
# Oh brother!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:07, archived)
# what a rip off
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:01, archived)
# I is RIS
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:15, archived)
# You traded ideas for repetition.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:20, archived)
# What IS going on here?
*awaits punchline to all of these*
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:50, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:51, archived)
# Hahahaha
rapelols
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Hello sir
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:54, archived)
# This is what happens when the chips are down . . .
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:54, archived)
# O_O
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:55, archived)
# rapped in newspaper?
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:56, archived)
# Oh.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:57, archived)
# argh fuck you dead cat I hate you I'm going to poo in your eyes lol
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:57, archived)
# This stand does not make a lot of money.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:00, archived)
# The pages come to life !
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:42, archived)
# holographic centrefolds.............woo
...the future's bright :D
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:45, archived)
# I'm going out with a paper doll !
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:47, archived)
# *grabs a Hustler*
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Hustle with a bustle !
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Very nice
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:50, archived)
# The smart frog is glowing with intelligence !
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:52, archived)
# It's giving him a warm feeling inside.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:09, archived)
#
Is this what is know as a Kindle ?
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:51, archived)
# Yes . . . this way you can kindle your kindle !
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Oh, I wish this could be so...
for certain genre publications...
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Also available in hardback !
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:58, archived)
# I'd probably end up with one...
;-)
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:00, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:14, archived)
# Brings interest back to real books !
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:19, archived)
# sorry elvis ;) and gratz on the fp:D
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:39, archived)
# He must have hired a really crap floor layer
To lay floor boards that thin
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Rumour has it
that my local University gym has a weight limit in their free weights room because the floor isn't strong enough to take the impact if you drop a sufficiently heavy bar. Seems it'll pretty much go through the floor and land in reception.

No idea if it's true or not, but it was told to me by a powerlifter who has to workout elsewhere (apparently because of this limit)

Edit: how rude of me! *clicks "I like this"*
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:39, archived)
# Perhaps the other
powerlifters are having a joke at his expense?

*grunts*

*lifts weights*

*hernias*
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:50, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA...truly
brilliant
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Brilliant!
Love his little hand movements.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:41, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:42, archived)
# ahahah splunk
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:27, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Floor Monkey...
is watching you mastibate....
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:45, archived)
# mastUrbate.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:14, archived)
# well he was falling as he was writing it
;)
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:15, archived)
# ^ What she said
Also, in my world...
- 'I' mastibate
- and do not wish to masturbate 'U'
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Ok, now what?
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:23, archived)
# Clean up. And put the kettle on.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:38, archived)
# It's not worth putting the kettle on now...

IT'S NEARLY BEER TIEM!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:44, archived)
# no U
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:48, archived)
# Hahahaha, woo lady
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Hey Scott nice to see you.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Whooooooooooooooooooooooooo?
Nice to be back
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:20, archived)
# *glomps*
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:24, archived)
# *glomps*
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Aww, poor little chimp.
/boards on top form this avo.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:20, archived)
# They just don't make floors like they used to.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:27, archived)
# He's not heavy .. . he's my bother !
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Wooyay!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:39, archived)
# haha woo!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:42, archived)
# Oh, brilliant :D
*enclickens*
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:57, archived)
# i didn't really know what i was doing...
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:32, archived)
# i like your mongtarded leela bean
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:33, archived)
# he was going to have arms and legs put i got put off by something.
i am a complacent fucker.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:35, archived)
# complacency ftw
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Popular with the ladies?
I'll wager...
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:35, archived)
# FLFLFLFLFLFLFLFLFLFLFPHL :D

(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:38, archived)
# eeww
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Haha
class
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:50, archived)
# FTHFTHFTHFTHFTHFTHTHTHTH
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Is he saying "La la la, i'm not listening"
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:38, archived)
# :DD
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:42, archived)
# It probably bites.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:26, archived)
# Tonguing in speaks !
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:32, archived)
# You were making something wonderful.
Don't let it come near me though, eh?
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:41, archived)
# Rah Rah U Lala
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:22, archived)
# kneefeet!
and a bumstick, if I'm not mistaken
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:23, archived)
# ^ Trainer-Rod sexing devise
*Pinches
*Patents
*Profits
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:24, archived)
# don't forget the armpit mouth too
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:25, archived)
# What the hell have you done to her eyelashes?!
That is freaky.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Is she shitting into that shoe?
>_<
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:30, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:31, archived)
# KNEEFEET
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:37, archived)
# hahaha
just what I kneeded
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:38, archived)
# gah! kneefeet!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Well, it's certainly an improvement on the colossal-nosed hermaphrodite look she normally rocks.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Now her face needs work.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:25, archived)
# she definitely has a wang. Either that or very beefy flaps.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Pea
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:21, archived)
# .
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:13, archived)
# He has a bad head for surviving
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:14, archived)
# TO INFINITY AND BEYOOOOOOOOFFF!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Pffftttt...

Silly b3tan
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:25, archived)
# What can I say the heat's getting to me.
Yep - heat, in Manchester, in October.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:29, archived)
# liverpool's pretty toasty right now, too
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Another arson attack?
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:58, archived)
# not yet
but it's only monday
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:00, archived)
# that poop chute will never keep him afloat
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Woo umbrella:D
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:22, archived)
# I love arse umbrellas
Can they also be used to protect you from Vagabond's continuous rain?
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:23, archived)
# nothing can protect us from vagabond's perma-rain
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:25, archived)
# BUTTERS AND ATOMIC FOR A COLLAB ME THINKS!!!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:36, archived)
# I have to work on my stickmen.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:24, archived)
# nicely :D
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Fly fail.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Yay to bumbrellas
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:57, archived)
# More than just handy !
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:13, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:10, archived)
# I moved on up a while back, m people
what have you done lately?
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Time's moved on.
They're up to W, so there's just X Y and Z people left.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Last time I checked in excel I think it went up to AAB
I'm sure someone here can correct me if that's wrong.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:15, archived)
# excellent track by hip hop guy called Yy
"back it up" from the album "Hold the Fort Down"...most good...Peanuts & Corn records
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:21, archived)
# There's a band called the xx apparently
/kids these days blog
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:22, archived)
# zz top!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:36, archived)
# that's his third set o'barbells this mornin'............he's wrecked two
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:18, archived)
# haha
aww he's so proud of himself. *click*
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:20, archived)
# You are awesome.
*click*
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Seconded.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Thirdeded
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Forfated!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Highfives
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Highsix
:D
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Severnthted.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Ate it.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Nein Nein Nein Nein Nein!!!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:53, archived)
# 10/10/10
Yesterday.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Hell heaven
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:06, archived)
# T'elves
/northern elves/blog
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Unlucky
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Fortean-ed
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Adolescent from Gordon Brown's constituency.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:25, archived)
# Legal
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:21, archived)
# What for?
Getting number 13 or mentioning northerners?
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:28, archived)
# It was just a 13 thing!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Fourthded!!
*click* :)
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:37, archived)
# He smokes bananas.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:23, archived)
# yay for monkeerees
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Wow!
Amazing stuff Elvis!
:D

*clicks*
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:26, archived)
# GO ON, MY SON!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Fantastic

This really is lovely mate. Perfect attention to detail in all the right places.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Ace shadow work!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:26, archived)
# haha lovely animation skills
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Yes!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Nice one Elvis!
* Clicks HARD!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Yay!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Holy shit Bubbles,
You've gotten stronger since you got away from Wacko Jacko!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Hahaha
Wow that is REALLY well done. Nice work :D
Click 'n Woo!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:34, archived)
# he'll be built in no time
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Hahahaha:DD
clicksclicksclicks
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:41, archived)
# haha!
Can I keep him?
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:44, archived)
# lovelly stuff
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:44, archived)
# *watches for ceiling to collapse*
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:48, archived)
# ha ha ha : D
that's brillianty
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Elvis!
You stunnah, that is supreme! :D


(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:01, archived)
# I thought there was to be no monkeying around in the gym?
also, woo and *click*
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:04, archived)
# NEEDS BANANAS

(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:07, archived)
# NEENDS BNANADNANAS
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:07, archived)
# BANDANAAS

(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:08, archived)
# NON BANANEN

(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:09, archived)
# TOTAL BANANA HELL
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:10, archived)
# that's it
i'm leaving until the bananas are gone.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:10, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:26, archived)
# i recognize them nanners

(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:12, archived)
# WHAT
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:13, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:44, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:00, archived)
# nice
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:07, archived)
# normally I hate strong monkeys
but I like this one
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Weight for it . . .
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:34, archived)
# much aceness!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That's rather woo!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:47, archived)
# Of course
He's helped in the clean and jerk by his relatively short arms and legs. He probably has a good bench too.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:51, archived)
# Freebase would be proud!
Woo :D
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:00, archived)
# Hahaha,
fabulous!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:17, archived)
# hehe bless ^_^
(, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 17:52, archived)
# A bit late to this party but just stopped by to say
this is marvellous!
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:54, archived)
# probably the gif to end all gifs
I can die happy now, thanks : )
(, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 1:32, archived)
# Christ
you've got bloody good at animating :)

top work :D
(, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 7:12, archived)
# connor vs Cockweasle
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:13, archived)
# I have a feeling Cockweasle will win this!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:15, archived)
# This gives me the horn
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:16, archived)
# hahahhahhahaha
amazing amazing stuff atomic. *clicks hard* my votes on cockweasle.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:20, archived)
# sick,piss and shitfest FTW
they need to show this at IMAX
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:21, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:26, archived)
# I always post at 2:00
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:38, archived)
# o__o
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:40, archived)
# whoever wins, it'll still be worth watching
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Actually...connor wins.......
...
...Cockweasle's fortress, Balls Deep has one weakness.
It's outer wall is solid rock......but for a small culvert at it's
base...... which is little more than a drain.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:35, archived)
# It was a goblin' that went in Helms Deep with a bang?
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:38, archived)
# *glees*
best part of the whole film
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Wonderful.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:27, archived)
# OH FUCK YES
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:27, archived)
# If the wall is breached...Balls Deep will fall...
...There will be no dawn for Snarn.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:38, archived)
# even if the wall is breached
it would take a number beyond reason
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:43, archived)
# CUR! *schmack!*
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:47, archived)
# *falls downstairs*
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:54, archived)
# (Thanks for the idea, by the way)
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:29, archived)
# Hahaha. Fucking ace.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Ahahaha top silliness
*clicks*
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:38, archived)
# wolfcock is unstoppable
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:40, archived)
# *orders wolfcock*
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:44, archived)
# You cannot have
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:54, archived)
# but i NEED it!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Hahafuck:D
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:41, archived)
# This is the reason I got up this morning.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Enjoy my cranes in the mist as well.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:50, archived)
# *grabs beer*
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:02, archived)
# this is probably what the battle of hastings looked like
i imagine
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:45, archived)
# ...yeah...they had these...
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:00, archived)
# WHOA
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:05, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:08, archived)
# XD
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:20, archived)
# hahaha
.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:37, archived)
# It's a draw !
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:36, archived)
# (it sure was)
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Oh. Em. Gee.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:45, archived)
# oh, fuck yes!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:26, archived)
# I like this.
But Mrs Llort is confused and concerned.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 1:59, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:04, archived)
# arf!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:06, archived)
# I love the whole Banksy thing
The ironies just tumble over themselves like so many pampered, fashionable handbag puppies.

It's graffiti. That's it. Get over it. I don't know who I like more - the goatie beards who admire it's daring post-modernism, the pricks in Hackney that get upset when the council clean Banksy's stuff off walls, or the people who protect it with plastic sheeting.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:07, archived)
# or banksy's big two fingered salute to all of them
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:09, archived)
# ^
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:11, archived)
# you are brian sewell
AICMFP
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:18, archived)
# He's absolutely ace.
I was reading his column in the ES t'other day - it's the one bit I'll give any time of day to.

"There is a word in the following comment, dear reader, that I must use. I do not wish to upset your sensibilities, but must tell you that it is a Teutonic word, a vulgar word; a Teutonic vulgarism without which my comment would be impotent. That word, dear reader, is 'shit'. Specifically - dog shit."
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Teutonic, Hmmm?
can I have ice and lime with that?
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:52, archived)
# I'm just waiting for the day when Council Cleaners
go running into a Banksy exhibition and paint comedy knobs all over his "art" and run out laughing!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Two wangs don't make a right.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:36, archived)
# haha!
Have they not killed the simpsons off yet? It passed its peak in about 1998.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Ha ha! :D
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Comic book guy's reached critical mass by the looks of it
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:13, archived)
# A-bomb-a-nation
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:15, archived)
# we're all co-stars
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:04, archived)
# >.<
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:48, archived)
# hahahahah
clickety click.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:55, archived)
# speedos speedos speedos speedos......
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Hahahaha
To be a diver you obviously have to a certain type of nipple.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:00, archived)
# small.
small and dark.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:05, archived)
# and occasionally supernumerary
(, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 4:24, archived)
# Assume the position?
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:16, archived)
# I want to spoon with it
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:57, archived)
# Pencils pencils pencils pencils pencils.
(, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Damn, I'm hungry now
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Phallic
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Especially for choux...
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Profiterlols
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:33, archived)
# When my missus bought the first film, I made an alternate cover for the dvd case...
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:36, archived)
# It was the genre crossovers that annoyed me

BTW, seen the adverts for "Vampires Suck"? It looks like a contender for worst film of the year.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Yeah, if it was just a joke trailer on the internet it would be funny,
sadly I think it's a Wayans movie. Their delivery of poo and wee jokes leaves a lot to be desired.

edit: it's not a Wayans movie, but has inspired the same feelings of torpidity.

edit edit: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Friedberg_and_Aaron_Seltzer Fucking hell, they've made some shit films.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:48, archived)
# haha on the wiki page
"worst of the worst 2008"
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:05, archived)
# oh christ..
these guys need a slow, painful death
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:08, archived)
# :D
The "burnt wood" comment made me laugh out loud...
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:44, archived)
# haha
reminds me of this


edit/ oops, wrong one, I'll leave it there anyway but I meant this:

(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:27, archived)
# What a treat.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:18, archived)
# A Son’s Declaration, A Father’s Reply

Ballet? Fine! Unicorns? Not so fine!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Top stuff, woo
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Woo
text on a picture, that way ---
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:40, archived)
#
yea i know i hate cramming all that text on an image, too. but i wasn't sure how else to proceed. ideas?
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Not to sure...
Maybe all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog?
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:13, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Nice
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:33, archived)
# hahahaha
fab stuff you nutter :). Poor unicorn :(
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Lovely
(but you spelt pance wrong)
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:57, archived)
#
spelling was never my forte.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Kids can be so cruel
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:20, archived)
# HAHAHAHAA
awwwww :'(
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:21, archived)
# They never understand
It's so unfair. Spider can't help his 12 eyes.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:21, archived)
# Pffffft!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:21, archived)
# '12 eyed twat' is quite catchy
Woo pic :)
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Awwwwww:D
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:25, archived)
# awww poor spidey :D
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:28, archived)
# His life is hanging by a thread
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Smoooooth just like-a silk
/Shaggy
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:32, archived)
# *cries*
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:31, archived)
# *starts Facebook group*
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:36, archived)
# On the web?
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:39, archived)
# This deserves a new thread.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Noooooo!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:37, archived)
# haha
my garden seems to be being invaded by super spiders at the moment. I got webs 8 feet wide between trees going on. i'm starting to get afraid of going out there.

except the same thing happened last year. some sort of west london hibernating spider getting ready for winter i reckon.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:39, archived)
# They are common garden spiders and will not bite you.
They may however threaten you a bit.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Hahaha nice one
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:40, archived)
# This is real Puma!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:40, archived)
# haha
:C *click*
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:56, archived)
# He's weak.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Brilliant!
:D

*clicks*
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:29, archived)
# spiders have 8 eyes.
so it would be 16 eyed twat.
sorry. I like it anyway!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Depends...
...on the species.

Edit: Woo to the pic, although it made me sad. :(
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:09, archived)
# oh. huh.
i learneded something taday.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:18, archived)
# hehe
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:48, archived)
# heh heh - Should have gone to Specspiders!
Nice one youth!
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:37, archived)
# I've still got no sympathy
Ugly little bastard
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:25, archived)
# I feel much the same...
*shivers*
(, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 0:07, archived)
# Love the subtle touch
of the specs on floore in the last panel!
(, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:02, archived)
# *cries*
(, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:38, archived)
# Police Sting Operation
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:57, archived)
# One hopes a botched operation.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Hahaha

(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:00, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:08, archived)
# mmmmm
Goldeneye
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:10, archived)
# ^
this
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:15, archived)
# careful now

(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Ew, no thanks
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:30, archived)
# You've got sumner-ve posting that
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:10, archived)
# And some ex-spleening to do
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:12, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Optimus Prime's a bit past his, er, prime
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:33, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:59, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:12, archived)
# I like Sting
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Do you like his Stingray?
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 14:51, archived)

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