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[challenge entry] May one please get a hamburger ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:13, archived)
# I'll gladly pay you Tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:15, archived)
# That would be OK . . . however . . . it might be a bit wimpy . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:20, archived)
# Cor.. do you have wimpy in America...?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Only on Tuesdays !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:26, archived)
# Beefburger toooooozdays......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Coincides with paydaze !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 17:23, archived)
# I want hefty hefty hefty
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:23, archived)
# Those would come in a cinch sack . . . would that be alright with you ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:27, archived)
# anything but a nutsack
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:28, archived)
# So you do prefer drawstrings . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:30, archived)
# "I say .. the ham in this buger is not 125 years old....."
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:20, archived)
# Tis aging as we speak . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:24, archived)
# Betty boop has let herself go.
just a bit lol
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Boop poop pee do !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Via Thorpe below

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:23, archived)
# They age as we speak !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:25, archived)
# I'll never eat here again.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 18:14, archived)
# And that . . . is your tip for the day !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 19:18, archived)
# Food for thought
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Got to get this in before everyone else
what's a hampster
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:38, archived)
# It's a hamster that you take with you on picnics only
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:39, archived)
# ah ok I retract my previous question
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:40, archived)
# An incorrect and annoying misspelling of hamster
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:40, archived)
# too late I'm going with the picnic hamster train of thought
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:41, archived)
# too late--it is repaired
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:51, archived)
# I still like the idea of picnic hamsters
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:54, archived)
# and I like the idea of people named Hamilton
but that is asking a lot of a 400k gif :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:56, archived)
# the hamster can be called Hamilton
or hammy for short
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:58, archived)
# perhaps
but I think I'm hamstrung at this point
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:00, archived)
# HAM TOUCHER!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:38, archived)
# "A world without Zinc"
"Come back Zinc, come back!"
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:39, archived)
# hamtoucher
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:41, archived)
# I know of some ham, that has not been touched for a 125 years....
www.thisisnottingham.co.uk/news/Ham-125-years-old-farmhouse-near-Cotgrave/article-2899518-detail/article.html
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:05, archived)
# That I must touch
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:11, archived)
# It turns to a light powdery brown sponge if you don't...!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:14, archived)
# mmm that sounds tempting too
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:21, archived)
# No wonder . . . near Cotgrave !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:29, archived)
# The comments on that page
are the greatest comments evaaar
(Ludacrust alliterated your monstrously magnanimous mother, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 19:17, archived)
# I pine . . . you pine . . . we all pine for pork . . . you pine !
Please pass the ham . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Passes 125 year old ham.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Yummy . . . finally meat to please me !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:10, archived)
# get behind pork and do your part
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:12, archived)
# *squeals*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:28, archived)
# THAT
Is not a ham!
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:06, archived)
# I'm going with surreal
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:21, archived)
# She's got chicken pox?
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:22, archived)
# It's Lady GaGa?
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:23, archived)
# actually it's a pic of a girl at comic con dressed up as leichtenstein girl
but could be gaga....but isn't. :)
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Maybe he's noticed
her massive bellend popping out from under her skirt?
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:28, archived)
# if he doesn't watch the road he will end up driving into something ...
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:22, archived)
# accidents do happen
be a shame if one of your princesses was to... get broken
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Send in Phil The Greek.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:40, archived)
# lmao what did you shop?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:42, archived)
# beware the fiat uno ghost car....
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:25, archived)
# ... whilst driving into a tunnel...
Still, keep the ring safe for the next one, hmm?
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:18, archived)
# She's got Bad AIDS?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Only just spotted this...!! nice.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:33, archived)
# The inevitible
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Nicely :P
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:07, archived)
# He looks like Veron Kay in the middle one, enough to make anyone want to kill themselves
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Gah
sorry but I'm thoroughly sick of the fucking sight of them already
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:11, archived)
# I would be happy to see more of Kate
also I know he is a prince but he is punching well above his level
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:13, archived)
# I find her thoroughly nondescript
I don't think I'd recognise her if she was slipping a finger up my ringpiece screaming "I'm your new queen, okay ya!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:20, archived)
# i don't know
the obvious vacuum behind the eyes could be attractive
(prostheses, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:25, archived)
# haha!
it's going to take a long time to get rid of that mental image
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:26, archived)
# a very long time
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:31, archived)
# By which you mean
you're storing it up for when you get a quiet moment alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:47, archived)
# can't talk, wanking
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:50, archived)
# She looks like she should be saying something like:
"...and next up on ITV..."

Possibly T4

Television aimed at thick people, anyway
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Yes, exactly this
very like Claudia Winklepickers
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:42, archived)
# but you know as long as she didn't speak you would
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Oh, without a second thought
I didn't buy this multipack of ball gags not to use them.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Credit crunch tip 23
just buy one of what you need and wash it after using it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Same here
I got as far as this...



...before the soul-crushing-ness of the royal wedding to cheer the nation guff overwhelmed me...
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:20, archived)
# What would Diana do?
Kate Middleton, the first person to squeeze into Diana's ring, since Dodi Al Fayed.

(grim-rita, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:13, archived)
# ooof! Too soon
I got a bit pissed off last night when someone bint on the news suggested giving her Diana's ring was a bit creepy.
I'm sorry, but I would do exactly the same thing if my mum had died
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Yeah, it's not like when she's wearing it he's going to be thinking of his mum all the time.
Well, hopefully not while they're shagging anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Office LOL
Do you think they procreate like reptiles?
Will we be expecting a Royal egg?
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Radio Bore FTW
On Today they asked if the reason the German papers were all over-excited about it is because the Royals are German.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:21, archived)
# I thought I'd dreamt that!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:28, archived)
# same on 5Live s'morning
I think it is
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:30, archived)
# These Germans have only been British monarchs since 1714
they should be given more time to integrate.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:17, archived)
# She looks like an even more embittered Cheryl Cole
in frame 2-3.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:16, archived)
# speaking of which
I suppose Cheryl's time as the 'nation's sweetheart' is finally over.
Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Nation's racist sweetheart, lest we forget.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheryl_Cole#Personal_life
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:21, archived)
# "yeah, but apart from that she seems really nice"
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Lets not forget other national sweethearts such as
Danielle Lloyd and Jade Goody
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Daniel?
who's that then?

do you mean www.theinsider.com/news/532323_Danielle_Lloyd_is_a_Proper_Whore her?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:28, archived)
# ?
www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Lloyd_(cyclist)
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:32, archived)
# erm yeah that's what I posted
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:32, archived)
# but but
some of her ex-husbands are black!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:49, archived)
# not my words
some of her ex-husbands are black bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:55, archived)
# but but
some of her ex-husbands are gay!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Haha ... it happens...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 17:25, archived)
# Giffed

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 19:50, archived)
#
seemless
(nraphael, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 21:54, archived)
#
seemless unseemly
(What Could Possibly Go Wrong? ..., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 23:35, archived)
[challenge entry] parp
(staggs28, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:31, archived)
# I keep wondering...
...what it was that first attracted Kate to the multimillionaire and future king to the throne, William?
(I helped save b3ta! Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 11:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Not a pea...more of a 'tweak'
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:34, archived)
# It'll be on a Saturday!
Loads more slitty eyed tourist's in town buying over priced moody merchandise from cockney barrow boys.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:36, archived)
# repeated every other day on itv3 before being shown on itv 1
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:37, archived)
# *ahem*
repeated every other day on itv3 Living before being shown on itv 1 Men & Motors
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:38, archived)
# we don't get Living or Men and Motors in our area
Stupid hills blocking the signal
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Thats coz you're on council tele
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:42, archived)
# I'm on BT vision
it's a bag of shite
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Right, that's it - I'm deploying Emergency Fluff.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:44, archived)
# That's no (moon) pig!
are you on the turn?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Nah, it's not yet Full Moon...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:06, archived)
# haha!
Someone said that we wouldn't because it's a Saturday.
So I suppose that means that the next unscheduled one will be Queen/Thatcher funeral or a coronation.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:37, archived)
# we should have got a day off for the Patrick Moore funeral last week :(
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:39, archived)
# He's not dead
Yet!
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:40, archived)
# no but I like spreading the rumour that he is
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:42, archived)
# It won't be long
Him and that Michael Douglas, Have you seen him recently? He looks like the Reverend Kane in Poltergeist II.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Hasn't he got Cancer?
I'm willing to put money on Douglas going first
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:06, archived)
# You're prob right to do so,
They will wire up Patrick Moore like Steven Hawkins and then they will have a dribble race or lance eachother with the things stuck on their foreheads to type the speech out on there keyboards. If that makes sense?
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Coming soon to Channel 5
Cripple jousting
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:35, archived)
# I'd watch it
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 23:58, archived)
# win
LOL. this is groovy
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Oh yes.
Yes indeed. :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:44, archived)
# That kind of looks like my gran
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Well, royalty 'n all
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:49, archived)
# And she would drag you to hell as well
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:03, archived)
# haha!
has everyone stopped shouting ast each other now?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:58, archived)
# ^ this. Muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:06, archived)
# NO WE FUCKING HAVEN'T
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:07, archived)
[challenge entry] My lords, ladies and gentlemen of the House ...


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(I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Upper house party!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:26, archived)
# hahahaha what?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:26, archived)
# im not quite sure
but I think William and Kate are getting married. The thousands of tv reports 24/7, thousand pictures on b3ta etc.... who cares either way? lol
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:34, archived)
# my attitude on the whole wedding is MEH
it's not like I'll be invited to the reception
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Well, not in *those* trousers, anyway.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:45, archived)
#
Well, not in *those* trousers speedos, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:46, archived)
# Yeah, but I bet you'll
keep it quiet if you do. I wouldn't. I'd be stuffing cakes and meat and cutlery in my pockets and drinking all the caviar, like the prole twat I truly am.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:45, archived)
# I'll be stealing anything not bolted down and selling it on ebay
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:46, archived)
# which is prob why your invite 'got lost'
:)
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:54, archived)
# I only get invited to Funerals :(
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Time's are hard, The Royal's New Horse & Carriage


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(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Gonnahavemesomefungonnahavemesomefun
Edit: is that a packet of Wrigley's Extra on the floor?

Fairytale weddings not worth it's own thread co-post.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:11, archived)
# I think so
Them fucking gypo's don't put nuffin in the bins!
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Why is it always Bill Duke in your pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:12, archived)
# His name is
William and he's a Duke.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:17, archived)
# No, he's a black dude and he shoots predators with a chaingun.
Also he tends to sweat a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:18, archived)
# no he fails to shoot Predators and gets killed
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:38, archived)
# He did shoot the predator cos it's blood was on those leaves. He just didn't KILL the predator.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:40, archived)
# that was jizz
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Confused Bill Duke is confused
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:18, archived)
# A black man waking up to find his body has turned white
would do this.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Errrrh Look at jacko!
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Yes, but
that was over his entire body (one assumes). Poor old Bill has a black head and a white body in your image.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:23, archived)
# As you can tell
I'm not very good with PS but I try.

p.s It's hard to find a picture of a black gypsy.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:24, archived)
# It's not a problem
I was just pointing out the inherent conundrum for gypsy Bill.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:32, archived)
# make up your own joke about Jackson having a brown willy head and small children
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Quinni, the pic is hilarious.
Partially BECAUSE the pasty body doesn't match the head. Mostly its the expression, though.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Why thankyou kind sir.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:54, archived)
# I D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DO

Stut-t-t-t-t-t-ttering Walter...
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:44, archived)
# what a bitch :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:47, archived)
# ^ Mr Bean?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Mr Bean did not have a beard. You have clearly confused beards with moles.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:57, archived)
# HEY EVERYBODY, TOTALLY EUSTUS JUST FUCKED UP AND THEN DELETED THE THREAD SO WE WOULDN'T NOTICE!!!
I felt I should draw attention to this matter.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:05, archived)
# do you have a link so I can post my outrage
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Sadly not, it disappeared before I even had time to reply with a carefully selected failpic
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Do you know what the post before or after it was?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:46, archived)
# It was a new thread just above this one. That's what angered me so much
EDIT: Found it! www.b3ta.com/board/10254404
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Gah!
I'm writing a stiff letter to my MP in complaint.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:13, archived)
# fnaar
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:14, archived)
#
wait, does this have anythng to do w/this thread, or my wrongdoing, or is it unrelated? sorry, got confused there.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:37, archived)
# No, you're alright.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:38, archived)
# He wants to shave that fuzz of his chin, that would help him
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:53, archived)
# and sort those teeth out
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:57, archived)
# I like the teeth. They make him look like a bunny or a too-close-together-toothed vampire
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:01, archived)
# I don't think that makes him attractive to women
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:06, archived)
# No, but it might make him attractive to bunnies or too-close-together-toothed vampires. Women are overrated anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:16, archived)
#
if you shaved his head it could be m-m-m-m-mister clean
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:02, archived)
# do-do-do-do-do, big dommmmm
In other news Radio 4 technical dept, seems to be having a bit of a spastic-flap at the moment!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Sodding Archers is still on tho'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:10, archived)
# ha ha :D
I was wondering if they had suffered a wildcat strike of some kind!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Wedding vowels?
also: altar
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Vows, altar.
See me later.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Blindingly obvious and poorly executed "budget restraints on royal wedding = chav wedding" face-swap fun part 1

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:34, archived)
# A Super Kestrel For A Chave.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Super Kestrel mixed with K cider
I still like it.
(waxdart hello., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Dirty fucking chave!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:40, archived)
# *not very ninja at all edits*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:49, archived)
# I admit that.
I can afford better. Yet I like getting smashed on just a few cans. saves time and means I can watch TV without being so bored. Sometimes you need a sit down.
(waxdart hello., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:56, archived)
# a week of this would be great.....
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:38, archived)
# can't wait for all the reposts too :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:39, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:39, archived)
# just wait for all the hilarious toaps
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Yes, it would be a dull image challenge with many entries that have required very little effort.
However, I've merely followed a common practice of spending my lunchtime putting a bit of graft into photoshopping a topical story only to find every post below me is on the same topic. Oh, woe is me and woe is you.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:45, archived)
# woe is us
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:48, archived)
# The only thing we can be sure of is
We're all gonna suffer
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:48, archived)
# glooms
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Instead of spending a week of misery,
get on the challenge suggestions board and vote for something that doesn't necessarily involve weddings, e.g.This.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:02, archived)
# I'm not only sick of people going on about the wedding
but also of people going on about how we should all shut up about the wedding, AND sick of people saying that they're sick of both the people going on about the wedding and sick of the people that say we should all shut up about the wedding.

And its only been a day.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:18, archived)
# My level of general meh about most things means I fail to get that bothered by such
concerns. Wedding, wedding complainers. Meh.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Well arent you cool
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:31, archived)
# *Fails to rise to Yanmania's baited comment.*
See?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:33, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Tell you what though
it's not so bad.
It's quite a nice day here.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Thank you mofaha
It's a bit grey and cold here
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Everything's shit
Looked at through the rain on the window of one's warm office, where one earns a good enough wage to keep oneself housed, clothed and fed.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:45, archived)
# why is it always raining in your posts?
/overused and no longer funny joke
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:46, archived)
# I like rain
It hides the tears, and soon, they disappear.

Like tears.

In rain.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:48, archived)
# you must be tired of reading the "why is always ..." line
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Why is it always 'Slagging off someone else's joke' in your posts?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:51, archived)
# why is it always questioning others motives in your posts?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:49, archived)
# yea and I'm unemployed so f**k you

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:48, archived)
# why is it always raining on your bee
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Then stop twatting about on B3ta and get a job.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Gentlemen - To The Bunker!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Sounds like a good plan
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:07, archived)
# how about you go fuck yourself
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:22, archived)
# While hes at work?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:31, archived)
# I tried once but there are lights fitted that turn off after 5 minutes
it's a bit of a passion killer having the lights go off while your trying to wank
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:33, archived)
# hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 17:12, archived)
# Ha I can beat that I'm virtually unemployable.
/4 yorkshiremen joke.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:18, archived)
# I'm hoping people might take me for some sort of bohemian,
rather than the sad unemployable wretch I really am.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:36, archived)
# if only we were all so lucky
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Oh we are.
Or are you homeless, hungry, and constantly afraid for your life?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:01, archived)
# none of those things
I was referring to the good enough wage that you described to keep all the bills under control.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:05, archived)
# Well - I believe the general societal wisdom is to not spend more than one earns.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:08, archived)
# it's difficult to avoid when you don't have a pay rise in years but inflation continues and the cost of keeping the house warm rises dramatically
I've stopped buying DVDs and CDs relying solely on Spotify and what's on tv. Don't eat out or go to the pub, only have the one car between the two of us and take on whatever extra jobs I can when they turn up.

Still not doing the job. So, any suggestions seeing as you seem to have it all sussed in your life?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:12, archived)
# You need to invent some kind of sauce or other, then go on that
Dragon's Den.

4: PROFIT.

Or turn your garden over and plant a variety of hardy crops. I know the feeling man. I went to the pub for the first time in months and had one pint, then went home as I'd run out of money.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:18, archived)
# 'sympathies'
Sitting in hovel in Wales with broke central heating, no money, ill.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Get rid of the car and use public transport?
Do more shifts?

Get another job?

Move in to somewhere cheaper?

We're hardly a war-torn nation afflicted by the third year of drought - here in the West we've quite a comfortable living in comparison with many and have an awful lot to be grateful for.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:25, archived)
# there is no commutable public transport where I live
just 1 bus a week in to a town in the opposite direction of where I work.
More shifts - not in the job I have and as I say I take whatever freelance work I can get.
Another job, the costs in travel or relocation and risks involved are currently outweighing this.
Move - having moved house 3 times now and incurred the usual cost associated with it each time I know this is a stupidly expensive thing to do, plus the housing market dropped since we moved which could result in negative equity for me. so again, no, not really an option.
I agree it could be far worse. But it could also be far better and more rose fucking tinted.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:42, archived)
# You're a home-owner in the middle of the countryside?
Gosh. Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:48, archived)
# it's a picturesque concept if you look at it that way yes
or you could imagine being detached from society, having an annoying commute, terrible net connection, fewer mod cons, no shops near etc etc and clinging on to that much.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:05, archived)
# ... by choice, I take it?
I mean - or were you forced to buy the place for one reason or another?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:14, archived)
# pretty much
it was the best place we could get when I last changed jobs.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:27, archived)
# So you chose to live there.
I see.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:30, archived)
# hahahaha
you really can be a tool at times can't you.
Do you walk up to car crash victims saying "well you did chose to learn to drive didn't you?"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Depends - I have little sympathy for people who total themselves when drunk.
You're a home-owner, in the middle of the countryside - a position many people would love to be in - you get freelance work, you've got talent and education, a nice computer and time to doss about on B3ta, and you're moaning because a couple of Royals are getting wed and you don't want a compo about it?

Tell me again how I'm being a tool.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:45, archived)
# you have no idea about my life and are making really shit assumptions
that's one way of being a tool

The other could be thinking my saying "can't wait for the reposts" is moaning about a compo that hasn't even happened. Maybe you just have a different definition of moaning.

You petty tool.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:17, archived)
# You're right, of course - I have no idea about your life
other than what you've told me.

Fair enough - I have assumed that you are educated to a degree - if not then you are supremely talented at drawing.

I assume you have a computer, because you're on B3ta, as well, and have time to doss about on B3ta, because you do so.

And yes - I suppose I did take the "can't wait for the reposts" comment to be sarcastic, and therefore moaning.

Because as we all know, reposts kill kittens, rape babies, and invite Hitler 'round for tea.

You're right - I'm a petty tool.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:23, archived)
# fuck it I've had enough of you ya smug cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Sorrt for not towing the party line.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:26, archived)
# "toeing"
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Depends on your POV.
I'd say towing, as in pulling.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:35, archived)
# I think it's 'toeing'.
If this was QI and I was Stephen Fry, I'd be pointing out the etymology of the phrase 'toeing the line', before taking you out the back for a sturdy bumming, while making Melchett bellowing noises.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Your justification for it being "toeing" being?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:58, archived)
# You stand behind the line with your toes touching it.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toe_the_line
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:08, archived)
# OK - point ceded.
I'm sorry for not toeing the party line.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:22, archived)
# No justification. It was just so I could imagine you and Stephen Fry
touching parts.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:15, archived)
# *sexytiems*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:23, archived)
# *ahem*
Or are you homeless, hungry, and constantly afraid for your life having to use the Northern Line to get to work on a daily basis?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Northern line? Pah!
Try to Victoria line for a couple of days.

We didn't get a special report on BBC London when they were closing OUR line at 9.00pm every night a couple of years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:16, archived)
# I have now secured a residence that allows me to avoid using the undermeground altogether.
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:32, archived)
# ^ needs more completely unjustified expense account, corporate travel
and benefits package.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:59, archived)
# I think they should arrange their wedding through that 'don't tell the bride' program.
I doubt anyone here has watched it though.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:40, archived)
# I have
and some of the "people" on it make me a little cross to say the least.
The Vegas one was class though!
(Slipper I'm going for a smoke, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:46, archived)
# I really wanted to watch that one but I was on holiday that week.
Really pisses me off that things on iplayer are only available for a week. BBC are cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:50, archived)
# I watch it
The brides are too happy, too often for my liking.
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:02, archived)
# It's not as good as Come Bride with Me
sorry... Four Weddings
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Or it could be a more lavish affair...

(KeenBean objects to this comma, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:01, archived)
# William gets a beard. Seamless.


en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beard_%28companion%29
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:22, archived)
# That's awesome.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:26, archived)
# I'd reply with a picture
but the only thing I can think of is superimposing his head on a cunnilingus picture to make it look like he has a moustache. And that's liek nsfw and stuff.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:27, archived)
#
awesome my wifes bush
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Go through a few toothpicks then?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Pfffft hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:12, archived)
# And your mums!
ha ha
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Oh, I'm glad you're here because your mum called....
She said don't bother to call back because she has always hated you.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:37, archived)
# You cunt
My mums dead!
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:40, archived)
# You mum
My cunt's dead!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:41, archived)
# O_O
So is mine. Are we related?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Not really, just pulling your leg.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Well I wasn't!
* Not only have I now lost my mum, I have also lost a potential shag relative..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Out derrrrr past dem treeeeee's
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Gonna have me some fun.
have me some fun. get me a big hole in the head.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:29, archived)
# I seeeeeeee you!
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Reminds me of the 60's.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:28, archived)
#
the 60's my wife
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:32, archived)
#
wife gay boyfriend who is a gay
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:35, archived)
# You remember the 60's, you weren't there then
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:33, archived)
# I was born in 77.
So yeah, I remember them well.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:34, archived)
# Me too!
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:36, archived)
# My birthday a week today :D
Curry party.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Has everyone
Got to dress up like a Gary?
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Well, I haven't invited anyone cos I want all the curry to myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Greedy Swine!
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:45, archived)
#
curry lemon

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:35, archived)
# They're not the boss of me
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Saucy
Satanica_Queen
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:21, archived)
# Where's her tail?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:22, archived)
# I'm branching out
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:22, archived)
# So what's happened?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:21, archived)
# Lizard Prince William & Kate Middleton got engaged

stop the press
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Kate Middleton anagrams to Detonated Milk.
UH-OH.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:29, archived)
# a demon kittled
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:31, archived)
# kitten add mole

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:37, archived)
# I'm naked dettol
Diamond kettle

It's a very anagrammable name!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Pity her middle name wasn't Zara.
A Mated Lizard Token
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:47, archived)
# They are getting married.

I'm angling for court painter, as you can see.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:11, archived)
# I don't know which I'm more bored by
Them, or the righteous pricks whining about The Royal Family/over-priviledged/etc.

I think I may have to go on a Spree of some sort.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Shopping?
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:22, archived)
# ...at Spar
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:37, archived)
# I honestly don't care
what's pissing me off is I'd like to know what news there is today
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:23, archived)
# There isn't any.
Forrin countries still dirty and forrin, Western countries hooray yah success here comes Christmas sleep quietly and buy more toys.

The end.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:42, archived)
# You are Milton Friedman
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:56, archived)
# ^all too true
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:14, archived)
# I thought
that yesterday's big physics story was thoroughly excellent.

But I might be biased.
(haberman is singing in the changes, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Well...
the one about dead Sellafield workers having their bones replaced with broom handles was quite entertaining. Not getting quite the attention it deserves, unfortunately. We're all too excited about the wedding!!!1!1
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Them
How about you pay my bit of tax to them and I'll shut up about it.

(waxdart hello., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Case in point.
I piss away about ten times the amount of tax I pay for them annually most latter week day evenings.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:41, archived)
# open your eyes to the truth
b3ta.com/board/10254290
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Job's yours I say.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:13, archived)
# I will only be happy if we get a day off
We wont though
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Mr Toast isn't happy
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:24, archived)
# I expect he's secretly ordered a commemorative mug.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Hahahahaahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:42, archived)
# and maybe a plate
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:44, archived)
# You SHOULD be the court painter
The walls of Buck House would be covered in orignal Dark Hams paintings.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:29, archived)
# you got it nailed
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Horse v Tony Curtis

(Noah Vale, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:18, archived)
# *fears*
She's got a great-great granfather called Theophilus!
THAT's fab
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:24, archived)
# As in Buck Rogers in the 25th Century?
Brill!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:29, archived)
# my first thought was lenny henry
and that's first time I've ever said that
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:31, archived)
#
this lunchtime
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:42, archived)
# mmmm...
lunch
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:50, archived)
# bidi-bidi-bidi - yeah boy.
Twiki was the 25th Century Flavor Flav when he put Dr. Theopolis on.
(waxdart hello., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Her Grandad is called Theophilus,
Theophilus P Wildebeest,

Wildebeest are pray for crocodiles,

crocodiles are reptiles...

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Thank fuck I'm a subscriber to this magazine
blog.newhumanist.org.uk/2010/11/new-humanist-pledge.html

That's about all I'm going to be able to read for the next year, it seems. Even the Guardian had a three-page feature on the overprivileged cunts this morning. Fuck that.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:24, archived)
# ^ needs more lizards.
Oh, hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Just like the old marathons.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:51, archived)
# She sounds suprisingly normal
borderline middle class upbringing, air hostess mum etc...
but that won't last now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Oh she'll turn out to be a cunt
they all do in the end...
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:32, archived)
# as normal as a multi-millionaire can be
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:47, archived)
# But
They'll just end up going on about how they're not going on about it
(Noah Vale, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Now I'm not one for conspiracy
But I think she may be a beard!?!?
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:42, archived)
# haw heed doon in front
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:32, archived)
# i dont like dec's new hair do
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Maybe
Rebecca Adlington - Ant & Dec / wacko
(Noah Vale, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:38, archived)
# He says
It was in his sack for three weeks before he gave it to her!
(Noah Vale, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:36, archived)
# he had to wait for prince philip to give her the once over - it's tradition
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:38, archived)
# He's got her a wedding present picked out already.
It's a white Fiat.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:56, archived)
# its the only place it would have been safe from paul burrell
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Val Kilmer and Alan Carr?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:55, archived)
# If you flipped both faces left to right then their noses would point the right way.
(waxdart hello., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:00, archived)
# Right: looks like someone who I went to college with
and also looks like Tom Daley

Left: Shit that is some goitre
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:05, archived)
# He looks like Robbie Williams
with yon face-swap.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Two weeks..


Hello you lovely chaps
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:58, archived)
# I'm not realy a fan of Pokemon.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:01, archived)
# I pikachu when you're in the shower
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:02, archived)
# Having a quick squirtle were you?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:22, archived)
# I was gonna come in and sit down and watch too, but I have a sore bottom and the CHARIZARD
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Probably because you sat on MACHOP sticks
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:45, archived)
# I fell asleep and shit myself because I drank some SNORLAX
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Hey im not gonna RAICHU any more puns
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:06, archived)
# That should give everyone else a CHANCEY to get some in.
(Ed Can Do, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 19:29, archived)
# I'm not a fan of curmudgeonly complaining on internet forums but I still come to b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:02, archived)
# Each to their own
You can Pik 'n' choose.
(Oh dear, does that even work?)
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:04, archived)
# RACIST
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Euro MPs headsets play the sound of screaming women.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:56, archived)
# *signs up*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:05, archived)
# I'm so sorry yells exploding cleaner
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Colin Farrell?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:02, archived)
# About the only member of the In Bruges cast not to have featured in a Harry Potter movie.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:08, archived)
# he's signed up for Arnie's role in the Total Recall remake/reimagining/sequelvention
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:28, archived)
# For real?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:36, archived)
# From: Considadatadivowrce
To: Coinsider dat a divoice, to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:43, archived)
# ah, she was after me lucky charms
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Get yer arse to marse?
Doesnt rhyme

That is assuming everyone will be forced to do an irish accent because he cant do any others... like in alexander
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:53, archived)
# "Three Titties? ah to be sure, to be sure, to be sure..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:12, archived)
# FARRELL.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:46, archived)
# But the only one to judo chop a midget.
Maybe thats why. Maybe Flitwick was uncomfortable with having him on set.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Is Potter going to be the next challenge
Or the royal wedding for a second week of posh pics?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:05, archived)
# I hope it's not another shit, royal challenge
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Maybe it'll be a great, royal challenge
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:14, archived)
# don't talk shit, there's no such thing
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Well, it IS the big news story of the week.
The mods will want lots of funny images that might go "viral" and attract new visitors to the site.

But dont worry, when they arrive and attempt to join in and post an image 1kb too big, you can all call them cunts and tell them to fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:26, archived)
# we need new mods then
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Quadrophenia!
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:33, archived)
# Well this place is a community of sorts.
Not just a club for you and the three people you hate least.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:40, archived)
# bla bla bla prodigy69 is mean bla fucking bla
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:46, archived)
# lulz
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Get out of our club house
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:25, archived)
# I can't think
of two things I care less about
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:12, archived)
# what about beige?
I bet you care less about beige
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:20, archived)
# I can live with beige
The Carpenters.... that's something I care about less.
Which is close to beiege
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:24, archived)
# He cares so little about it he hasnt bothered learning to spell it.
Silly Jo Scarngmaga
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:27, archived)
# Fight the power!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:40, archived)
# NINJAAAAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Heliotrope
That's the colour for you.

hell, it's the colour for everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:00, archived)
# I think it
should be the title's of songs.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:19, archived)
# I think it should be penguin-related.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:19, archived)
# You have obviously got a shit load
already prep'd
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Nope. I got nowt.
But one-word challenges do generate some brilliant entries.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Ahhhh ok
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:35, archived)
# Some years ago we had a challenge of Penguins Vs. Monkeys
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Shit 80's TV shows?
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:44, archived)
# RIS
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Over an hour with no new thread?
There's a serious danger of getting wo*k done here.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Here Here!
As they say in the House of commons
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Say it softly
but is b3ta dying?

an hour used to be more than enough to fill a page with posts on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:21, archived)
# I do worry that people are getting scared off
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:30, archived)
# I think the old users have got tired of the abuse they receive as well and buggered off
leaving just a small clique of angry animated gif posters :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:08, archived)
# don't stare into the abyss...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 9:30, archived)
# As we stare into the abyss,
So the abyss stares into us.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 9:32, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 9:33, archived)
# Blow me, bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 9:38, archived)
# Do I sense a b3ta
wedding in the future?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 9:43, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 9:51, archived)
# is that like the "Tickle Me Elmo" doll
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:06, archived)
# nietzscheist!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 9:59, archived)
# Hello, Damocles, how are you?
Today I decided to remove three eys from my eyboard. Typin ot fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 9:54, archived)
# You are the i of LOL's!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 9:55, archived)
# RIP deleted posts.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:03, archived)
# like I said fuck you
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:03, archived)
# Be more formal.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:05, archived)
# do me a favour and shut the fuck up
I don't fucking know you or want to know you, so don't use my real name on here

cheers
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:07, archived)
# I said formal.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:09, archived)
# do shut the fuck up
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:11, archived)
# Why is it always violent in your posts?
OK, OK, I'm shutting the fuck up as well already!
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:45, archived)
# Don't poke the bear!
Hides
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:48, archived)
# it\'s another outlet for his creativity
(itob, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:20, archived)
# shut up troll
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Happy Life Day everyone!
www.worldwidewookieelifeday.blogspot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:09, archived)
# This, like the idiot "Claim to be a Jedi on the Census form to make it a recognised religion"
is just so much more free advertising for George Lucas.

Worldwide Give-Vagabond-A-Tenner Day is far more worthwhile.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:22, archived)
# Bryan Ferry bathmat poisonous say lab
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:59, archived)
# They should have made people watch this
on that japanese game show, Endurance.

I heard rumours they use it at Guantanamo bay
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:54, archived)
# IT'S WINKING AT ME!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 9:56, archived)
# ZOMG! dechumpisation
:D Is this the source for Chumpmanbear?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Are you taking th'abyss?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:25, archived)
# Best of all the Cornish Mining Towns.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:37, archived)
# Good Advice.
*decides not to look into the abyss*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:01, archived)
# I thought that was going to be

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:01, archived)
# why am I looking at your lack of faith?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Time to cut out your handy cut-out-and-keep scissors

with your handy cut-out-and-keep scissors.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 5:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 6:17, archived)
# Are we there yet?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 6:22, archived)
# Don't make me stop these scissors - - - - - - - -
edit: just keep going until the new compo shows up.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 6:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 6:39, archived)
# cut out and keep paper
cut out and keep stone
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 7:25, archived)
# I seem to recall a joke about Kutalong, the Dotted Lion
but maybe I was wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 7:48, archived)
# ooh cutting!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 8:25, archived)
# ooooh....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 9:07, archived)
[challenge entry] EV

Elizabeth Vagina
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 9:29, archived)
# Scissors piling up...
can't....breathe...metal....taste....overwhelming...
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:47, archived)
# WOW . . . it actually works . . . thanx !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 16:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Grandma, Granddad, not today, PLEASE, for CHRIST's sake...
(twattybanjo, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 2:38, archived)
# Hahaha, the old girl's been on the gin again.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 2:40, archived)
# Cwean is gonna be sick right at the camera
William has sex eggs up his bum bum
and kate is Tara Palmer Tomkinson
The guy on the left looks angry at black people
(JoePesky, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 3:14, archived)
# Is this the rehearsal?
Get back in line Liz!
EDIT: Needs more Diana ghost
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 9:52, archived)
# she's going to kick off
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 9:58, archived)
# Give her a slap, Phil
and tell her to straighten up and fly right. Fucking embarrassment.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:49, archived)
#

Source
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 0:47, archived)
# me too
/aol
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 0:49, archived)
# hahaha
apparently it was guarding its babies. I love how it looks like its wearing a flakjacket :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 0:50, archived)
# holy fuck
the growls out of the little bastard
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 3:16, archived)
# c'mon barry! ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 9:05, archived)
# Why can't my hamsters be like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 9:51, archived)
# Have your hamsters got rabies - if not buy some now!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:17, archived)
# Where can I get some fresh rabies?
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:02, archived)
# it might be protecting it's young uns

they're vicious little buggers when there's young about :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Well, I hope you like this, B3ta
The dodgy flv-avi converter I used gave me a virus :'(
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 18:41, archived)

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