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[challenge entry] my 1st b3ta attempt


deRIS (my husband told me to use this phrase..., he's b3ta-ed before, I am more of a b1ta...)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oleg_Popov

(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 7:28, archived)
# ?
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 7:29, archived)
# I like the bouncy head.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 7:45, archived)
# What bouncy head?
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 7:46, archived)
# You need to lay off the 'Charlie Sheen' for a while mate
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 8:32, archived)
# I prefer
#tigerblood
just as a personal preference and all.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:00, archived)
# the de-ris has me rissing
your husband should know better then bringing you on here
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 7:49, archived)
# In other news Mike Starr from Alice in chains passed away
I'm far too lazy to shop a picture of a man in a box, but I know someone Would
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 8:12, archived)
# You need to go & rest Them Bones in the
Angry Chair.
No Excuses now!
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:03, archived)
# ^_^
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:23, archived)
# and in other news.. There isn't anyone sexy having a birthday today, so I did this for tomorrow
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:05, archived)
# Ornella Muti, Brittany Snow, the late, great Raul Julia..
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:12, archived)
# O...K....?
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:23, archived)
# Happy birthday Osama
your actions have given us years of shopping material
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:26, archived)
# But his birthday is not till tomorrow.
Hence "so I did this for tomorrow"
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 10:13, archived)
# Happy birthday Lardy Binbeard.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:52, archived)
# Osama Lardoncattrap!
:)
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 10:10, archived)
# hahahahaha, far too clever :D
welcome aboard, but expect to confuse a lot of people with your dizzying intellect (compared to the average IQ here) ;)
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 7:55, archived)
#
* Could you please explain it to me as I only have one of the average IQ's on here
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 8:01, archived)
# *hint - it's entered in to this weeks challenge
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 8:09, archived)
# What is this weeks comp?
is it still vote for change?
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 8:13, archived)
#
top confusion for an early morning =)

Took me 2 cups of industrial strength coffee, that did

it's a LOWNC
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 8:17, archived)
[challenge entry] lego
Thank you! Have to go and read some Foucault now :o)
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 8:33, archived)
# or you could stick around and help to increase the b3ta gene pool
in a none sexual way
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 8:35, archived)
# except no need to make this comment a compo entry
first one is more than enough ;)
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 8:36, archived)
# I'm glad that you're clever enough to get it and to let us know you have.
In fact, I'd say I'm in awe of your towering intellect, and ashamed of my own ignorance.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:02, archived)
# yes, because comments made on B3ta are honest facts and not cheeky throwaway comments
especially the ones with winky faces at the end.

Hang on, I was comparing her dizzying intellect to the average on here. That's not an insult at all, it's a complement to her!

Jeez, is it your time of the month or something?
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:26, archived)
# I thought I was having a period
turns out it was hemroids
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:30, archived)
# haha ^ what Toasty said
I was extra confused because I thought my compo suggestion had been chosen b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1111948

also: WELCOME TO B3TA! STICK AROUND AND FEED THE PIGEONS!
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 8:23, archived)
# if yours gets chosen I won't be on b3ta for a week
clowns give me the fear
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 8:33, archived)
# ^
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 8:35, archived)
# you bunch of
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:00, archived)
# Took me far too long..
guess I'm one of the thickos

Welcome!
You'll never leave
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 8:29, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta, hazelwith.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 8:32, archived)
# i agree with those above
that this is too clever. :D
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 8:33, archived)
# Does is tile though?
'nings all.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 8:33, archived)
# Now that is scary


(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 8:36, archived)
# :D
Yay!
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 8:37, archived)
# now kill it with hammers of fire and cancer
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 8:38, archived)
# lownclownc
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:57, archived)
# when i saw that, i, for some reason, saw this!
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:15, archived)
# or this!
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:31, archived)
# welcome to b3ta you'll never leave
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 8:54, archived)
# ooof!
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:19, archived)
# pull up a shop, chair a kitten
:)
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:26, archived)
# 'Ning
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:35, archived)
# ok can we all stop with the clowns now
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:37, archived)
#
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:49, archived)
# yes.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:57, archived)
# Actually more sinister than the original!
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:45, archived)
# I like it...
... but I don't get it. Could someone explain?

Is it a pun on a leg popping off? I'm so terribly, terribly confused...

Also: 'NING, ALL!
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:38, archived)
# It's Oleg with the top bit moved to the end...
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:44, archived)
# I knew that...

* This post may contain lies
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:51, archived)
# HAHAHA you're stupid
Looks like I am as well :(
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:54, archived)
# Oh, blimey...
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:57, archived)
# ^ What she said
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:49, archived)
# Grand!
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 10:04, archived)
# Well of course I got it
right away (you can't prove it).
Welcome to us.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 10:04, archived)
# Nice.
There was a Times clue along similar lines once, something like "Particles spliced, losing their ends as part of plot (6)"* to give TOMATO.

*Extremely vague recollection
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:03, archived)
# BTW:
Thanks very much everybody for the kind comments and the warm welcome; I'll stick around here I reckon.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:32, archived)
# btwiamabloke
Thanks very much everybody for the kind comments and the warm welcome; I'll stick around here I reckon.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 10:32, archived)
# All my (not) single leaders...
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 7:22, archived)
# * Starts dancing around like a girl
♫ All the single ladies... All the single ladies... ♫

Hang on, is that jiz?
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 7:27, archived)
# Hilary looks rather pleased with her handy work
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 8:43, archived)
# rollin' rollin' rollin'...
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 6:05, archived)
# This is fantastic but...
Why do the green and red light keep turning on and off? Is this how traffic light work?
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 6:17, archived)
# Well...
This is only the first repeating section of a larger animation. I colored the teeth and gullets to show relative tooth motion. The overall ratio is 9:1
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 6:20, archived)
# So this is how traffic lights work.
Woo!
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 6:27, archived)
# Erm...
Something like that... :)
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 6:29, archived)
# I like traffic lights!
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 6:47, archived)
# but only when they're green
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 7:02, archived)
# and Red
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 7:18, archived)
# and amber
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 7:27, archived)
# or better still, broken!
The traffic always runs much smoother when they are broken.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 7:28, archived)
# lacist!
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 10:28, archived)
# I don't care how much research you have done
that looks impossible and therefore is! GOOD DAY!
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:01, archived)
# It is somewhat illogical.
The small cog on the bottom set is reducing the speed of the large cog at the bottom, so the large on on top turns slower. It would of course have greater torque as a result. The small cog at the top is not fixed to the large one behind it, and is by all appearnaces, redundant.

(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 10:55, archived)
# this is why rover went bankrupt
they had no idea how gears work either
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:22, archived)
# this is ace
=D
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:57, archived)
# a good bit of gear this!
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 11:39, archived)
#


(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 0:39, archived)
# well, that's put me off eggs
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 0:41, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 8:30, archived)
# oh yes and it tiles - nice one
changing the missus' desktop wallpaper right now to piss her off - thanks
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 0:47, archived)
# well, that's tonight's nightmare sorted
:)
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 0:51, archived)
# same here
although i'll try to drown it out with sam dreams.
and on that bombshell, it's time for bed.
g'night all!
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 1:00, archived)
# I fixed it for you

(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 1:04, archived)
# Full of emotion
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 1:10, archived)
# It's funny because it looks like it was written by Dr Dyslexia
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 1:53, archived)
# Maybe it was!
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 2:51, archived)
# Now that you mention it
a lot of pieces would fit into place if they were the same person.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 2:57, archived)
#
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 3:27, archived)
# oh wow, HA HA!!
I think it just ended if it was truly a live broadcast
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 3:42, archived)
#
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 2:00, archived)
#
spork
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 9:56, archived)
# GREEGGGG!!

(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 10:21, archived)
# everytime I see this guy eating something and chewing the spoon it makes me want to lay down my ordinance
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 1:26, archived)
# death on ice

What has happened to Tv, i don't watch it at all, it gets worse and worse.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 0:21, archived)
# It gets worse because you keep killing all the tv presenters
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 0:22, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 0:23, archived)
# old one
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 0:32, archived)
# terrible aim
use a grenade, you'll kill at least three of 'em
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 0:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Here's to you
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:27, archived)
# Haha
Also: wall, frame 2, cockshadow
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:37, archived)
# WHY DIDN'T I NOTICE THAT!?
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:38, archived)
# Ha ha. Yeah i noticed that too...
only after i had posted it though. Wonder if it was intentional...
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:40, archived)
# Fantastic cinematography
Nothing happens by accident.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:59, archived)
# haha this!
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 0:14, archived)
# mrs. robinson, you filthy plastic slut!
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:37, archived)
# pfft
must admit ,the Heather Mills & Macca one is my favourite :)
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:43, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:49, archived)
# Mel has been sniffing panties!
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:16, archived)
# Urghhhh they smell bad!!!
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:31, archived)
# Hahaha
The kinky bastard!
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 1:10, archived)
# ILL-FATED ROMANCES No. 1: PACMAN FALLS FOR A SEXY SPONGE
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:12, archived)
# Well you've got to admit that sponge is hella sexy.
Stereoscopic vision might also help him avoid this in the future.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:23, archived)
# he always falls for the ones who are a bit haughty
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:31, archived)
# mmmm, holes!
lots and lots of holes!
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 1:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Lego Toilet Roll and Holder - £76.42
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:59, archived)
# i like that
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 22:01, archived)
# Pfffffffftttttttttttttttt.........
* Excuse me...
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 22:01, archived)
# that yellow will contrast nicely with the shit
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 22:07, archived)
#
contrast match
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 22:11, archived)
# what the hell have you been eating?
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 22:12, archived)
# Yellow toilet paper
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 22:21, archived)
# not chickpea dhal, then?
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 22:25, archived)
# Today, I have mostly been eating pancakes
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 22:27, archived)
# blech
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 22:29, archived)
# With Peanut Butter on
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 22:31, archived)
# i like peanut butter
but pancakes make me feel like i've eaten a large tub of roy hattersley
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 22:32, archived)
# Good idea.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 22:11, archived)
# stolen for a hawkins bazaar near you !!
amazing, you should patent this :D
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 22:12, archived)
# Lego toilet paper
*wants* & *clicked*
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 22:18, archived)
# I WOULD actually buy that
patent it quick before someone rips you off
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 22:27, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 22:28, archived)
# Missing the opportunity to have a different expression on each sheet.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 22:42, archived)
# make this exist
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:08, archived)
# I made a prototype...
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:23, archived)
# IT EXISTS!
kind of
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 1:15, archived)
# Is this a way for a man to go?
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:12, archived)
# Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's... a pancake that looks like the head of a boar?
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:41, archived)
# this is making me feel quite unwell
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:43, archived)
# Too many pancakes?
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:47, archived)
# just the one
that's another thing to add to the "do not eat these any more" list.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:48, archived)
# I couldn't bring myself to eat it either
Just in case it tried to eat me from the inside.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 22:00, archived)
# you should have worn it
and gone out to kill a babysitter.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 22:05, archived)
# you can't say 'Myleene' without saying 'Mmmmm'
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:31, archived)
# So elbow gorillas are out then?
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:32, archived)
# test showed that actually increased signs of ageing
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:33, archived)
# and heel eels
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:34, archived)
#
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:30, archived)
# Call me old-fashioned, but I prefer the classic styles
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:34, archived)
# fucking bitch
thinking she's better than us

wouldn't give my cock-belt the time of day
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:36, archived)
# they take hat wearing way to far
WOMEN, KNOW YOUR LIMITS
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:46, archived)
# the woman has foolishly and dangerously attempted to join the conversation with an opinion of her own
what half-baked drivel
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:51, archived)
# hahaha
such quality
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:01, archived)
# I've been posting that sketch on Facebook - my contribution to International Women's Day :-D
"look at these venomous harridans - they've been to university"
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:13, archived)
# Is she covering her Upluv with that hat?
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:02, archived)
# What's Upluv?
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 22:00, archived)
# Nothing Lily, don't worry...

(you thick shit)
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 22:03, archived)
# Oooh la la!
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:31, archived)
# Bien! Beak Feet!
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 22:11, archived)
#
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:34, archived)
# Wouldn't
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:57, archived)
# Silly... Very silly
: )
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:46, archived)
# www.mictoboy.co.uk
:D
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:04, archived)
# hooray!
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:09, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:12, archived)
# I can
she's totally unattractive

(no GSOH)
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:33, archived)
# maybe she's born with them
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:35, archived)
#
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Hang on... I'll be back in a second...


*FWAPS
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 22:04, archived)
# For that I do this
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 22:07, archived)
# aphex twin's got nothing on this
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 1:33, archived)
# sexeh tiem.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 2:40, archived)
# ....

CFB

No doubt done a million times already, but not that I could find. Mehs.

(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:14, archived)
#
whats the joke
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:24, archived)
# YOU
HAHAHA HOW DYA LIKE THEM APPLES
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:16, archived)
[challenge entry] That Nigel doesn't know the difference between Lego and Stone is not my problem....


V late compo entry :)
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:48, archived)
# Tonight we're gonna block ya!
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:56, archived)
# block n roll
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:57, archived)
# Waaaaaaah. B3tards is down for me.
I can't see anything. I'm blind to b3ta.

Wow, I just got a wrong call while typing this. I'm suddenly a beauty parlor. Yay!
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:04, archived)
# well dundid
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:17, archived)
# "Hello.....I'd like to order an Hawaiian with extra pepperoni"
" "..beeeeeeep
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:20, archived)
# Shampoos pizza and leaves in sink.
Check please.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:19, archived)
[challenge entry] This is top of the heap


NWOT
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:12, archived)
# Hahaha! Excellent!
:D
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:18, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:35, archived)
# urghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh too many pancakes
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:03, archived)
#
Tony Robinson's finest hour
EDIT: also, is that a Japanese pancake? ;)

(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:08, archived)
# Tesco Value Monty Python
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:12, archived)
# Well, it appealed to me when I was 10 :(
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:17, archived)
# know what you mean though
even some Python stuff has deteriorated over the years.....while some has lasted :)
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:26, archived)
# i used to like that show
espcially the peasants hanging from chains on the sherrifs walls
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:31, archived)
# Pretty much everyone I speak to agrees that the end credits were better than the show itself
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:32, archived)
# YES
Loved it though *reminisces*
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:33, archived)
# I like pancakes.
I don't like YOUR pancake...but...I like pancakes.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:35, archived)
# Pancake!

(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:48, archived)
# HAHA
Ceiling cat is watching you toss
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:50, archived)
# Ceiling cat is hungry.
Just like any other cat!
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:43, archived)
# CHEDGE
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:12, archived)
# Hooray!
:D
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:18, archived)
# meme: check!
integration with seasonal event: check!
amusement tickled: check!
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:38, archived)
# grrrrreat!
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 22:25, archived)
# hahahah
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 22:40, archived)
# tiptop
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 23:07, archived)
# haha ^_^
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 12:31, archived)
# you have very hairy forearms
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 13:40, archived)
# HAI THX BYE
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Brilliant.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha

(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:51, archived)
# I've got a bad feeling about this
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:32, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 20:26, archived)
# YES
Ceiling Cat rules!
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 20:29, archived)
# YAY
Ceiling Cat is Da Bomb.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 23:34, archived)
# Brilliant!
but what a tosser (groan...)
(, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 21:22, archived)
# RP

(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:07, archived)
# FLANCAKE TUESDAY
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:39, archived)
# Hell, yeah!
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Kinda slow board so...toap.


edit - much added...who the hell expected people to actually READ this stuff?
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 18:41, archived)
# Much much?
:D
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 18:42, archived)
# arsebiscuits.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 18:48, archived)
# "just how arsebiscuits crack did you actually do?"
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 18:53, archived)
# Precisly what I meant to say!
Have some Busey to aid with comprehension

(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 18:57, archived)
# Much clearer, cheers :)
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 18:58, archived)
#
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:24, archived)
# Fuck.
That's disturbing.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 21:02, archived)
# How Babby formed?
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 18:44, archived)
# just how crack did you do?
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 18:49, archived)
# BANGIN' 7-GRAM ROCKS
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 18:52, archived)
# That joke is DAYS old
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 18:50, archived)
# Sorry...we're so far out in the country
that we don't get Monday Night Football till Tuesday...
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 18:56, archived)
# You should get someone to gaz you the results on Monday night.
You could make a fortune betting on the winners.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 18:58, archived)
# WINNING
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 18:51, archived)
# Why do you lie?
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:33, archived)
# snerg merm
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 18:52, archived)
# Your ROM is alive?
*fears*
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 18:57, archived)
# He really does hate that banana.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 18:58, archived)
# Snerg.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:05, archived)
# Sneearf, snarf.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:05, archived)
# he's not even peeled it proper ffs
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:21, archived)
# Replace "you knob" with "Sniffy".
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:37, archived)
#
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 17:48, archived)
# Just drive the other way it tells you to

;0
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 17:54, archived)
# I shall not!
;-)
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 18:07, archived)
# You shall do as you are told!

And vice versa
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 18:11, archived)
# Bloody Forrins and their left-hand steering!
No wonder the sat-nav is getting feisty ;)
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 18:11, archived)
# Incorrect

;)
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 18:11, archived)
# Gah! Dutch people ruined Christmas!
and they will ruin the World.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 18:13, archived)
# It is our only goal

Next step: replace all the world's mountains with butter statues of naked ladies.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 18:19, archived)
# So, it's NOT your only goal then.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 18:23, archived)
# Not so fucking Juxtaposed.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 18:12, archived)
# ^this
And this:



I'll stop now.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 18:18, archived)
# please do......
arf : )
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 18:21, archived)
# No Maori?
RACIST
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 18:22, archived)
# Needs More Ray!
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 18:24, archived)
# fixed! :)
unlike everyone's scrollwheels
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:00, archived)
# That Sammo Ray
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:28, archived)
# When the ball hits your head,
and you're sat in row Z, that's Zamora
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 22:27, archived)
# great finish!
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 1:36, archived)
# Comparison Location
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 18:22, archived)
#
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 18:23, archived)
# David Hasselhof's looking pretty good in that.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 18:29, archived)
#
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 18:31, archived)
# RUN LADIES...RUN!
He's got that look in his eye again.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 18:35, archived)
#
look bulge
eye trousers
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 18:38, archived)
# Why would you want to go to Blackpool?
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 18:25, archived)
# my father was a juxtapositioning service
you insensitive bastard !!
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 18:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 18:42, archived)
# Later this year...
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Silly Merkins
: D
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Pick your screw up
Americans: Get lost/Bomb the wrong people*
Brits: Get caught by the 'enemy'
Folks in the middle: Die

*Oh, one more: Fund the rebels. My yes, that worked in Afghanistan didn't it?
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 17:31, archived)
# Yes but.....funding the Mujahadin in Afganistan kicked them pesky Ruskies out
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 17:53, archived)
# I'd rather pick my screw up
than pick your cock up.....
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 18:12, archived)
#
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*Kerlick*!!

:D
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 17:16, archived)
# hahahahaha! They must have taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque :D
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 17:23, archived)
# They'll end up in a library.
Also: LIFE
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 17:51, archived)
# Labia
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 17:56, archived)
# haha!
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:19, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 18:45, archived)
# thunder! Thunder! THUNDERCATS h.....oh that's not right

Dear Marvel, please hire me to draw the poster for the film release. I could do with the cash and I'd do a great job with hitting and shiny and shit
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:27, archived)
# I love your arse...
arse arts
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:29, archived)
# I love your arse...
arse arts arse
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:59, archived)
# and so, there we have it...
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 17:04, archived)
# :D Yay for beers
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 17:08, archived)
# on me :D
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 17:19, archived)
# too bloody awesome :D
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:29, archived)
# Dear Mr. HappyToast
Thank you for your recent suggestion that you be hired to draw the poster for the film release of Thundercats Thor. You're hired. 50 pence and all the cinema popcorn you can eat* sound good?

Yours,

Marvel. **

* Participating cinemas only.
** Might not really be Marvel.
*** I'd hire you if I was.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Can I bring a binbag to fill with popcorn to eat for the rest of the year
and maybe hibernate in come the next winter?
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:32, archived)
# If you don't mind getting Popcorn Lung, Popcorn Bowels or Popcorn Stuck Between Your Teeth
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:34, archived)
# Hibernate in what now?
;)
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Heheh
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:51, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:54, archived)
# "YOU'RE Thor?!
"What about me - you've been at it for a century!"
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:32, archived)
# I thought I thor a puddytat
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Anyone remember
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Yes
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:37, archived)
# Yes
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:41, archived)
# He has Timmy Mallets' Mallet.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:41, archived)
#
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Is that you on the left, with the really gay cardigan?
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 17:00, archived)
# Hahah No. is this you?
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 17:10, archived)
# Yes
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:42, archived)
# nope
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:54, archived)
# No.
Yes.

Pass.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:58, archived)
# BLANCMANGE!
Sorry - I panicked.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Smashing stuff!

:D
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:33, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:54, archived)
# Nice
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:40, archived)
# That movie looks like shit... I'm very disappointed.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:53, archived)
# I like what I see
But he's clearly lacking arm fishnets.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:43, archived)
# I'm not a fan, think it's one of Marvels most ridiculous and badly thought through characters
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:54, archived)
# Even more ridiculous than Red Hulk?
Just Hulk. But red.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Excellent H.T.! (His Dad kicks ass!)
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:45, archived)
# His dad appears to have a wooden schlong...
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 17:39, archived)
# "appears"
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 18:03, archived)
# Lovely!
:D
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:47, archived)
# ace
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 17:02, archived)
# This is wonderful.
:D
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 17:04, archived)
# It's hammer time !
: )
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Woo!
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 17:14, archived)
#
happy toast i like your drawings but i dont like how you draw pop culture things but youre good
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 17:42, archived)
# but you draw dungeons and dragons style things
those are pop culture
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 18:08, archived)
#
i gues
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:50, archived)
# Noice!

This reminds me that I had a Thor duvet cover throughout my childhood, even though I had never read a Thor comic book.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 17:57, archived)
# Lovely.
:D
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 18:46, archived)
# I fucking love this
And give it my total seal of approval.

I'll put in a word with stan and see if i can't pull a few strings.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:51, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:21, archived)
# we're gonna need a bigger boat!
so - just rebuild it - use the long bricks instead of the little ones!
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Hahahaha...
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Ker-lick
:)
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Haha
Watch some "Jaws" last night. Why was I so scared of rubber when I was younger?
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 17:33, archived)
# hahahahahaha *cough, splutter*
remind me never to look at b3ta when my asthma's playing up!
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 17:35, archived)
# YES!
:D
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 18:47, archived)
# Time for a pancake race!
Ooops!
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:40, archived)
# could be mistaken for a spangcake race
*gets coat*
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Hoho!
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:52, archived)
# It's all over his face.
When he self spanged
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:10, archived)
#
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:14, archived)
# hahahah
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:21, archived)
# woooo
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:27, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
superb
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Oh
Is it pancake day?
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:42, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
nearly missed this ....top stuff
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:04, archived)

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