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# i would have posted a reply but it's been archived

someone made it
www.firebox.com/product/3108/80s-iPhone-Case

**NB for donkey brains: The picture clicks you through to the original post. iphones come with less instructions, surely you'd at least try.**
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:21, archived)
# So, what have you done here exactly?
Stolen someone else's idea, given it a bigger aerial and then stuck some text on it, or photoshopped something only to discover it was actually real?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:23, archived)
# a b3ta recursive loop!
*vanishes in a puff of logic*
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:25, archived)
# TO THE BUNKER
Tineye loves this pic
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Please explain 'someone made it'.
Thanks and that.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:28, archived)
# was it a guy on another forum?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:32, archived)
# so wow
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:33, archived)
# that's a Netto
...or is it ALDI?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:34, archived)
# what now right
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:36, archived)
# RIGHT HERE
RIGHT NOW!

*edit* who was that foreign guy that posted the thread invoking this whole neato thing..

*further edit* - not what I was thinking: www.b3ta.com/board/5148691
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:38, archived)
# Heinz Edelmann?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:40, archived)
# no, not him
he had a 4 letter user-name I think, although I may be utterly wrong, I can't remember much - but he wasn't English - and it spawned a whole "so that's a neato what now right" type response thing, but using foreign language - I really am not explaining myself well here am I?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:45, archived)
# Response so far has been a little strange
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:42, archived)
# is it a shirt?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:38, archived)
# OFFS!

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:39, archived)
# board nazi
please make your point clear. thanks love.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:31, archived)
# the point is, you didn't make this pic, or add anything new
Photobucket
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Durrrr
Even nokia copied this idea Years before the iphone4!
shame it's a limited edition it fits my C6-00 :(
www.allaboutsymbian.com/news/item/10237_Presenting_the_Cityman_450_ant.php

cityman for n97

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:33, archived)
# The Jessica Lisa
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:13, archived)
# Hahahahahaha aceness!
Also: BEWBEES!
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:13, archived)
# took way too long
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:14, archived)
# But in a good way, yes?
:)
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:14, archived)
# an hour for the pic ten minutes finding the right bewbs and 3 minutes wanking
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:15, archived)
# 3 minutes?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:16, archived)
# yeah it takes longer in the toilets at work I get distracted
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:17, archived)
# "finding the right bewbs"
An activity not easy to justify when caught in 'mid-research'.

:)
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:17, archived)
# even less justified when installing terminal services
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:18, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Were you to busy fwaping over the source pic?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:41, archived)
# yup
and I had to get turn off the web filters :(
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:45, archived)
# I Say!
*is very conflicted now*
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:14, archived)
# Nice
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Good heavens!
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:19, archived)
# Inspiring
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:25, archived)
# *monocles*
Good Lord!!!

EDIT: Just made this especially for this pic

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:26, archived)
# I say old chap
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:50, archived)
# I came I saw I came
Yummy
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:55, archived)
# The end.....

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:08, archived)
# O_O
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:09, archived)
# ^ What he said
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:43, archived)
# Hahahaha
april - the beginning
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:09, archived)
# FFS
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:10, archived)
# O_o what do you mean last ever episode
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:10, archived)
# Pssst...
Check the date..
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:43, archived)
# Cor, homoerotic beastiality!
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:11, archived)
# There's always been an undertone of that
Nice to see it fully expressed
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:16, archived)
# I find it hard to know the gender of many of these creatures
due to anatomical inaccuracies, but my assumption has always been that the eyebrow man will take any creature in any hole and that someone really ought to call the RSPCA.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:20, archived)
# *Massive LOL*
:D
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:23, archived)
# !
What the who of the hey?

Edit: How fucking slow am I? *slaps self silly*

:D
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:11, archived)
# *pokes*
*waves*
*runs away*
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Trelly!
Good Morning, my little chick-a-dee :)
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:13, archived)
# Hi there :)
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:14, archived)
# *pokes*

*waves*
*runs away*
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:21, archived)
# You!
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:25, archived)
# Him!
*points*
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:27, archived)
# A distraction!
*points*
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:37, archived)
# put those away woman
can't you see there's a recession on!?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:40, archived)
# Only things I can afford to get out these days
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:43, archived)
# *films*
*prophets*
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Oi!
Where's my royalties?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Right here
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:27, archived)
# Brilliant!
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:02, archived)
# At least we got our sexy nuns!
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Sexy?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:14, archived)
# Yiff yiff grrr grrr vroom vrooooom!
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Best of all the answers.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:21, archived)
# It's his answer to everything
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:23, archived)
# It's never dawned on me there was ever an ongoing storyline
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:12, archived)
# pfft
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:18, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:20, archived)
# o_O
April is a time for more not less!
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:12, archived)
# I dunno about you
But Scarlet and her sisters now look like creepy religious cult clones of each other, y'know like aliens that would abduct you just so they could stare at you all day for no reason

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:16, archived)
# 10th?
You need to raise your game, matey.

;-)
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:18, archived)
# 10th is better than....
Not being 10th I guess.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:19, archived)
# Hahahahahahahha! *click!*
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:37, archived)
# yay Jack!! :)
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:43, archived)
# Haha
++ for Kenny Everett reference
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:54, archived)
# gleeeeeeeeee!


(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:13, archived)
# doin a who to a what now
poor leonard never got in on the action
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Hahaha! :D
(, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:32, archived)
[challenge entry] o_O . . . . On the black stuff last night!
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:58, archived)
# so that's how they make it
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:59, archived)
# Tar boiled in a sock
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:01, archived)
# COR!
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:33, archived)
# Keeps me regular!
Try it mulled

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:01, archived)
# Let me think about that....
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:01, archived)
# SAUSEAMGES!
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:02, archived)
# hahaha, excellent Wobbly one!
I 'think' I'd like to work at that factory!
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:05, archived)
# O_O
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:44, archived)
# haha...definitely "give it five minutes if I were you"
on the other hand make it ten minutes
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:02, archived)
# No matter how much you wipe your arse
there will always be skidmards
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:04, archived)
# aah guinness, i remember that


/on diet blog
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:06, archived)
# Haha - ace
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:32, archived)
# This is absolute fucking genius!
I wish I had a toilet like that...
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:58, archived)
# 'ning!
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:26, archived)
# haha!
Ning!
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:34, archived)
# and have hats made of meat
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:39, archived)
# Oh man, I really want a meat hat right now
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:42, archived)
# It's 2011, where is my meat hat?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:46, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:55, archived)
# She stole the idea
from picture 55 from the link in thread below
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:59, archived)
# Rene Higuita's had a lot of work
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:01, archived)
# Some pretty stupid comments at the end of that
Whereas I was just transfixed by the arsecrack/steak shot
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:08, archived)
# Hello Mr Court Pastel Artist.
Why are court pictures always drawn in pastels?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:54, archived)
# ^this
they all ought to be filmed with the Derek Acorah Nightvision Ghostcam
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:55, archived)
# I've often wondered if they get sold after
some are quite good
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:06, archived)
# I don't know
But I saw a thing on them once where they said they were done really quickly and the artist is never allowed in court to do the drawings
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:10, archived)
# Yesterday I wandered over to links
someone (www.b3ta.com/links/609693) put a link up to this site of unusable stock photos: www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/60-completely-unusable-stock-photos

Someone else had the compo idea: www.b3ta.com/links/609735

So I posted it on the QOTW Image challenge suggestions. And I did a quick & stupid version of picture no44.
I think it's a great idea for next week's compo. I can say this cos it wasn't my idea.

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:25, archived)
# Hahaha, there are some great pictures in there
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:49, archived)
# there were one or two I expected to have a mediocre watermark
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:02, archived)
# Gets my vote :)
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:00, archived)
# Friday LOLs/Oofs!
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:46, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:50, archived)
# his waiting job didn't work out too well either
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:57, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:02, archived)
# APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:21, archived)
# ha ha ha... Ning b3ta!
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:23, archived)
# Look what I found!
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:40, archived)
# a Hitler that looks like a house!
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:41, archived)
# chortle
I wish my house looked like Hitler...it's slightly more Steptoe :(
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:47, archived)
# mine looks like Mick Hucknall.
Which if anything is worse than hitler
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:52, archived)
# My house looks like the Cheeky Girls
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:00, archived)
# This needs pics!
lots of pics!
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:03, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:51, archived)
# my house looks like a house.....
my garden however is resembling a zoo atm

Currently 2 magpies, 2 coal tits, 2 doves and 2 robins.
And one fat wood pigeon who fell in the pond head first the other day which was v funny.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:14, archived)
# Are you Kate Humble?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:16, archived)
# *googles* hahaha
no cos I'm great (see what I did there?)

It seems rather countrified here but I actually live in Tottenham. :D
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:19, archived)
# hay hay
have you seen my house which looks like John Prescott?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:35, archived)
# hahaha....more win
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:40, archived)
# are you avin a laff
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:41, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:54, archived)
# Happy Birthday to Susan Boyle and my mates Dalmation!


Original and the dog
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 7:11, archived)
# you have a nija edit?
Weird.

Edit - Ninja Edit.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 7:30, archived)
# Sorry
Nija Edited
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 7:33, archived)
# All of my friends are either animal or mineral
got a problem with that?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 7:34, archived)
# racist.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:45, archived)
# All of my friends have races
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:06, archived)
# I see what you did there

Ning wobbly

Let's make this official
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 7:36, archived)
# Ning mediocre...
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 7:49, archived)
# Om nom ning
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:29, archived)
# "give us this day...."
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:42, archived)
# the smuggest of them all
Mooooooorrrrrrrrning!

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:17, archived)
# I love Smug
:D
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:22, archived)
# YUM
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:04, archived)
# lol, nice linking.
Also congrats on the win. Can you buy me a kebab?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 7:54, archived)
# More that one...
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:30, archived)
# Boyle
Loves the hot dog piss action.

FACT!
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:09, archived)
# Lend us a tenner
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:24, archived)
# I also did this one, because I think she is cute...
Happy Birthday Hannah.


Original


(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:32, archived)
# Very.
Did you really?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:03, archived)
# Really...
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Is there an award for laziness? Do I win £5?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 3:18, archived)
# yes yes you do
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 7:45, archived)
# Time travel uploading
They managed to upload it from 100 years in the future.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:11, archived)
# If you're going to be pedantic
it's only 99 years and a couple of months

;)
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:05, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 3:02, archived)
# Please make this a game.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 3:05, archived)
#
making game is hard
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 3:07, archived)
# I am game maker.
I will take your money.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 3:08, archived)
# i found 7p and 5 french francs in the back of a draw this morning
will that cover your fees?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 4:25, archived)
# Everything seems to be in order here.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 3:13, archived)
# I might
what kind of game do you want

(see profile)

Edit: Also, I just looked in but I am off to bed now. A Gaz might be best if you don't find a better bet.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 3:31, archived)
#
what is A Gaz
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:56, archived)
# ^ Science
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 6:21, archived)
# Atari Lynx + Todd's Adventures in Slime World


I like this
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 6:42, archived)
# Excellent
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 1:26, archived)
[challenge entry] !
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 1:46, archived)
# Despicable sods.
Have a click.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 3:27, archived)
# Let me introduce you to my friend. She's a massive cunt.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 7:37, archived)
[challenge entry] have a tenuous pearost
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 2:38, archived)
# or the Metty
(, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 20:19, archived)
# Your speech bubbles
are in the wrong order.

Like

I want a Vindaloo and chips.

What can I get for you sir?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 3:36, archived)
# He wants a vindaloo and chips
he just told you.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 3:39, archived)
# The challenge is ok....
but only about 1 in 10 posts are relevant to it!
(, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 17:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 0:32, archived)
# An urgent unguent !
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 0:45, archived)
# or try...

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 6:23, archived)
# He's all ears. Well, mainly ears.
(, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 23:56, archived)
# woo
must be related to La La La Oo-Hoo-Hoo
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 0:03, archived)
# Where can I buy one please?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 0:11, archived)
# Reminds me of a mogwai
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 0:25, archived)
# Worst thing to come out of Scotland.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 0:40, archived)
# Hahaha
I want to know what it eats.



/and if it can be...oh nevermind.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 0:35, archived)
# He gives me an eary feeling !
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 0:44, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 1:46, archived)
# Down came the rain and washed poor tinchy out.......

Paintmash enterprises presents a lurk more production by hooker1uk!
(, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 23:28, archived)
# hehe
there is absolutely no way that creature is fitting up that spout.
(, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 23:59, archived)
# some drains are close
that drain is far away
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:42, archived)
# Indeed
Also lack of photoshop blur effect kinda helps with this particular failing.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:45, archived)
# Bastard
I never use adblock on principle. Since I'm arachnophobic I'm now stuck on talk.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 0:04, archived)
# "Ant and Dec in balloon shock while filming xfactor"
(, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Top shop and animation sir!
Ooh aren't I a dirty stop up!?
*click*
:)
(, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Cheers :D
naughty naughty
(, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 22:50, archived)
# antanddecandantanddecandantanddec...
(, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 23:46, archived)
# aghhhhhhhhh
(, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 23:54, archived)
# decsandantsandrockandroll
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 0:25, archived)
# wow
just... :O
wow
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 1:13, archived)
# the only ant and dec pic i 've got
Photobucket
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 4:31, archived)
# arf!
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 0:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Hindenburg travel - what's the worst that could happen?
(, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 22:31, archived)
[challenge entry] meh :)
(, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 22:29, archived)
# Ha way the lads and lasses
I was born there. for my sins.....

: D
(, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 22:31, archived)
# kirstie alley?
(, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 22:32, archived)
# She has spiders crawling out of her cozzie
in the rude area!
(, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 22:32, archived)
# Oof my word!!
*click*!

:)
(, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Fake!
The bottom one has no tar puddles on the beach! :(
(, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 22:35, archived)
#
(, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 22:35, archived)
# O_O
(, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 22:37, archived)
# I think what you've done to her face is the most telling.
(, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 23:30, archived)
# i know its not the greatest...so what?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 0:46, archived)
# Why is it always raining in your pictures?
Oh, 'cause it's up t'north.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:28, archived)
# maximum points for realism!
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:01, archived)
# ?
(, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 22:17, archived)
# Why am I looking at a gif of your monkey?
(, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 22:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
This is weirdly hypnotic.
(, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 22:28, archived)
# Oran-goatse-an?
(, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 22:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 21:52, archived)
# its more of a circlebox isnt it?
Ill buy 10! Is it backwards compatible with the stick 1800?
(, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 21:52, archived)
#
no it's just backwards
(, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Rab C Nesbitt the early years :D
(, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 21:58, archived)

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