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# You're doing it wrong Q
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:35, archived)
# It's the Grim Reefer, dude!
Q, man.. what the fuck?
Give it here.

EDIT: Woo, also. Forgot that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:39, archived)
# I hope he's got a rolling tray under there
he's spilling his green everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:40, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!
Don't touch that! That's my munchies
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:44, archived)
# i was actually trying to work the baguette in somehow
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:48, archived)
# KY is your friend
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:58, archived)
# haha
i was waiting for that
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:02, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:04, archived)
# "this may look like an ordinary joint"
"but it's not. This one's been cut with LSD"
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:45, archived)
# "Now for a game of 'Fuck The White Man'"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:47, archived)
# can we use this as the newsletter subject line?
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Racist.
It's a game that was played on a friend of mine by his dealer - obviously when opening a business relationship with him, he insists you share a joint with him.

The game his dealer plays is to sprinkle a little heroin in as well, for giggles.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Hilarious!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Best. Dealer. Ever.
Nah, I'm kidding.
Winners don't do drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:15, archived)
# not according to Galaxy High
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:19, archived)
# I loved that film, man.
Well, liked a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:25, archived)
# I thought Charlie Sheen was a winner?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:21, archived)
# He totally is.
*salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:23, archived)
# everyone loves a bit of heroin
it's so moreish
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:16, archived)
# If I had a five pound* bag for every time I'd heard that joke...

*doesn't know the cost of heroin these days
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Is he available for kids parties?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Hahahahaha
"Now pay attention 007 - this is a telephone that also plays music and videos."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Music AND videos? You must be joking?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:48, archived)
# One toke of this will render anyone senseless in under 5 seconds.
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:56, archived)
# Superb work Mr Rattlehead!
Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:59, archived)
# thanks zumf
and everyone above ^
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:02, archived)
# hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Teh power of fluffeh
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:15, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 16 May 2011, 6:08, archived)
[challenge entry] He looks like his life depends on that reefer being rolled!


Edit: Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:24, archived)
# : )
It was shortly after this that 'little Nellie' was invented
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:34, archived)
# JAMES BONG!
Great work Rattlely one
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:41, archived)
# cheers man
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 14 May 2011, 14:52, archived)
[challenge entry] In ya get lads, it's gonna get bloody...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:56, archived)
# aaaargh!
b
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 May 2011, 10:57, archived)
# Throw in a lamb and we have ourselves a deal
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:58, archived)
# Ha-ha! 'Mimsie'..
.. haven't heard that in ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:02, archived)
# When slang attacks:
www.moviesonline.ca/movie-gallery/albums/userpics//poster_TheLastMimzy.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:08, archived)
# Right up there with "The Last Airbender" for films that clearly didn't do their regional marketing research.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:13, archived)
# Damned right. I understand that film is the new Waterworld in setting the bar for rubbish, no?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:13, archived)
# M. Night Shyamalamadingdong's star has truly gone white dwarf with this one.
You could make a one minute trailer with the good bits, and they're all FX shots.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:17, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:20, archived)
# As unlikely as it sounds, this would make the film infinitely more watchable.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Waterworld isn't actually that bad
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:24, archived)
# I've enjoyed all of Mr. Costner's apocalyptic epics.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:37, archived)
# But it's used on here all the time
although normally 'mimsy'
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Hahaha
'Mimsie' and 'tupence' always make me smile
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:08, archived)
# mimsy and tuppence
Why can't anyone spell their cunt euphemisms today?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:14, archived)
# I know
I’m a cuntstant disappointment to my parents
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:40, archived)
# hahaha
oh jesus
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:35, archived)
# This wins the internets!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Bless you sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:58, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:13, archived)
# try the new
declawed mouspax today
garateed to not make your ming tickle or your money back*






terms and conditions apply
when we say money back we mean not a chance
when we say declawed we mean little legs hacked of and leaving bloody stumps
statutary rights are affecteed
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:55, archived)
[challenge entry] De-Dum-De-Da!

Snick, snick, clack, clack...
(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:23, archived)
# insect
icide
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:26, archived)
# In fact,
sod it . . .
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:27, archived)
# Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:31, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:32, archived)
# When they got together
it was moider
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:35, archived)
# ha ha Reminds me of HEX from the discworld books.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:30, archived)
# I know you look nothing like him
but for a moment, I thought you were Thor_sonofodin

and yes, it does. In fact - isn't that the strapline used by Hex?

*edit* I think it's actually "anthill inside" - my mistake...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 May 2011, 10:31, archived)
# 0_o
how do you even know what I look like?..... *peers around the room*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:33, archived)
# Fuck, he's onto us freebs
*shuts down webcam site*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:34, archived)
# Scamble the IP addresses
we're going to have to write off the equipment, there's no way we can go back in a salvage it

Send a FIWLALOM14 form to the QM
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 May 2011, 10:37, archived)
# actually - it was the "Th" of your username tyhat at first glance made me think it was Thor
you've not even got a Furtive icon
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 May 2011, 10:38, archived)
# I still think "Anthill Inside"
was one of Mr Pratchett's finest linguistic moments... and let's face it he's had a few.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 13 May 2011, 10:52, archived)
# That's exactly what it made me think of
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:57, archived)
# Bugaboo the Flea.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:30, archived)
# Very good.

PS. THANK FUCK IT'S FRIDAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:32, archived)
# Indeed :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:34, archived)
# cor blimey luvaduck
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 May 2011, 10:37, archived)
# *phones RSPCA*
"..Yes officer, he said he was going 'to'.... with a duck!"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:38, archived)
# rebecca
black?
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:12, archived)
# yes
we we so excited
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Fri RIDAY?
* I don't get it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Double rainbow for me
It's also Way-Yay payday!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:37, archived)
# *raucous cheer*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:41, archived)
# *drinks everything in sight*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:50, archived)
# *wanders back in....*
Right I'm off to the hospital, did see where I left that urine sample?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:52, archived)
# mmmm
tangy
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:59, archived)
# Mmmm
fetid.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:14, archived)
# it's no good if it isn't a bit cloudy
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Why is it always overcast in your replies?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:28, archived)
# I happen to like metal
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T0u_q3yQcI
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:32, archived)
# I like metal too
cobalt is my favourite, but I always have time for zinc
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:16, archived)
# It's Friday, Friday!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vISjoByKscM&feature=fvst
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:51, archived)
[challenge entry] The power of music...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:08, archived)
# Hahaha
BB in a former life.

/FACT
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:09, archived)
# Play me off Johnny!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Gd9OZw9nyA
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:13, archived)
# Nice interlude!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Who sick?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:14, archived)
# You sick
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:14, archived)
# Sick what?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:14, archived)
# Remind me of the mouse.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:14, archived)
# What mouse?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:15, archived)
# The mouse with the power.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:15, archived)
# What power?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:15, archived)
# The power of ambiguity.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:15, archived)
#
Give me the Mouse. Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the ambiguity to take back the Mouse that you have stolen, for my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great. You have no power over me.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 May 2011, 10:28, archived)
# *dramatic turn*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:28, archived)
# You need a hobby.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:28, archived)
# What hobby?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:32, archived)
# The hobby with the power.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:32, archived)
# What power?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:32, archived)
# The power of voodoo
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:32, archived)
# Who do?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:32, archived)
# You do.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:32, archived)
# Do what?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:33, archived)
# Remind me of a child with ADHD.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:33, archived)
# Haha, did you get a lot of sweets for your birthday then?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:17, archived)
# The power of Electric Model Railways
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 May 2011, 10:33, archived)
# The hobby with the power.
edit: oi!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:32, archived)
# Lully.
Care for a brass section?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:15, archived)
# This is, quite possibly, the best thing I'm going to see on B3ta today
simply marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:16, archived)
# You may have set the bar a little low, but thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:27, archived)
# Make it blow.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:17, archived)
# Hahahahahaah
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Win.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Ooh why not!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Hahaha
Marvellous
also who's the B3tan who does the decent gif tutorials?
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:28, archived)
# No idea, sir. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:39, archived)
# Not to worry
I'm trying to do my first and am struggling a bit
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:46, archived)
# If you're using Photoshop/Image Ready, I might be able to help.
Gaz if you need to, charlie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:52, archived)
# Cheers Cap
I think I'll play about a bit more. I've started to put more layers in and it's smoothing out a bit
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:11, archived)
# No worries, man. Best of luck.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:14, archived)
# maiden?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Ah, now this sounds highly feasible.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:54, archived)
# Cheers
I'll ask next time she's on
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:16, archived)
# brilllllllll
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Next left, Bob.

(may not be to scale)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:32, archived)
# Cheeky monkey!
Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:34, archived)
# Merci.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:37, archived)
#
Cheeky Ballsy
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:11, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
*Clicker*

Shuriken! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:36, archived)
# Morning, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:37, archived)
# Mornin' Cap'n!
\O/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:40, archived)
# Giving serious consideration to going to see 'Attack The Block' again.
Any plans for your Friday 13th?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:52, archived)
# Getting muntered :)
Was the fillum good then?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:53, archived)
# Muntered is an excellent choice.
I love John Carpenter, and the urban grit of British films, so this film was perfect for me.
Don't let the trailer fool you - it's not a comedy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:57, archived)
# Ooh right...
...and Nick Frost is always worth a watch :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:10, archived)
# The whole cast do an excellent job, with a believable script.
And the kid who plays Moses is a star-in-the-making.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:20, archived)
# hahaha
"Right turn Clyde?"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:38, archived)
# Damn! Much better.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:39, archived)
# -__-
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:49, archived)
[challenge entry] *makes noises*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:38, archived)
# #2
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:41, archived)
# fin.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:42, archived)
# WHIPIT..
WHIPITGOOD
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:02, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:04, archived)
# Vworp Vworp!
(7 hours left to save Earth, Tue 17 May 2011, 21:19, archived)
# Ha ha. That's great.
You should buy the little fella a hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 13 May 2011, 9:51, archived)
# No. Way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:55, archived)
# Unshopped pics only, please.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 13 May 2011, 9:56, archived)
# Ha ha!
Yes way, and I'm bidding for it. I bet it goes way over my max though. If I do get it, I'll wank on it and put it straight back on ebay.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 13 May 2011, 9:58, archived)
# But what if your sperm fertilizes the hat and it spawns?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:01, archived)
# An unexpected bonus for the buyer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 13 May 2011, 10:03, archived)
# One for the watch list, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:04, archived)
# No point.
I just checked back. 9 days left and has exceeded my budget by £5195
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 13 May 2011, 10:07, archived)
# There are clearly people out there with the same idea, and deeper pockets.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:13, archived)
#
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:40, archived)
# One way ticket
to Hull, comin' right up
(Beelzebub's Ball Bag is pleasuring your wife on, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:43, archived)
# No flinging shit while I'm driving!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:01, archived)
# That'd make it
a ScatNav
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 13 May 2011, 10:54, archived)
# this is brilliant sir
NING!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 May 2011, 10:02, archived)
# ^ this just about sums it up
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:10, archived)
# Hahaha! Lovely work :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 13 May 2011, 10:04, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Thanks, guys.
Much appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Hahahaha
lol, chuckle, tea spit, etc...
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:25, archived)
# haha - This is ace - nice one *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:58, archived)
# It's Friday, Friday...
...gotta get down and Flea day.

(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:47, archived)
# .
haha fab..
(acidgiant, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:47, archived)
# Oh dear...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:51, archived)
# I imagined a little tear of sadness
rolling down your cheek as you typed that
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:52, archived)
# USS Spangalot moving into low orbit spanging position
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:57, archived)
# ....oh deary me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:57, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 May 2011, 9:24, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Hahahahahaahaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:43, archived)
# giggles
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:56, archived)
# Literal lol.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:24, archived)
# my my
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:23, archived)
# my, once bitten twice shy, babe
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 May 2011, 9:25, archived)
# well, that's wedged in my brain now!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:36, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Pigs Bowsen experiment
(I helped save b3ta! baconninja, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:41, archived)
# pigs in spaaaace
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:47, archived)
# Mooon pig .com
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:47, archived)
# Cosmic bacons.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:35, archived)
# Lady Gagingu
(acidgiant, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:29, archived)
# Whoa slow down tiger
It's netiquette to not post a load of pics one another
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:38, archived)
# Phew
Just as well it was only two then... that makes me happy


(acidgiant, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:42, archived)
# is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:43, archived)
# of course
thats me.. its a jungle out here..

:wheres the triskaidekaphobia theme for the day :-/
(acidgiant, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:45, archived)
# the what now?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:48, archived)
# 13
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:07, archived)
# That's Numberwang
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:15, archived)
# Just saying before you anger the locals
but they are rather good
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:48, archived)
# your pic needs resusitating
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Let me hide these tall fuckers here
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:39, archived)
# New and improved.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:35, archived)
# Ning

(acidgiant, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:21, archived)
# 'nong
'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:29, archived)
# haha
nice tiny cock action
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:31, archived)
# i thought it was a discharge
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:35, archived)
# that's what's in the glass
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:49, archived)
# blargh!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:08, archived)
# haha
neatly and appropriately censored!

Who's the lady?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:21, archived)
# Li*y A**en
/according to tineye
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:23, archived)
# Aah, now it becomes clearer
She has been improved by addition of her Dad's face...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:25, archived)
# FFS
Can it be added into the FAQ that no one mentions that name
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:37, archived)
# who? Lily Allen?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:40, archived)
# Why would we not mention Lily Allen?
I don't see anything wrong with using Lily Allen's name.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:52, archived)
# it brings out the lol comedy account
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:06, archived)
# which is funnier
than horselinking...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:19, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Surely theres nothing wrong with saying Lily Allen
It's a lovely name is Lily Allen
It almost makes me happy to say Lily Allen.
See, 3 times in one reply, where's the harm in that
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:13, archived)
# "Here is my Woody Allen impression:"
"I'm a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls."
/McBain
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Fri 13 May 2011, 5:07, archived)
# That's nuts that is!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 May 2011, 5:12, archived)
# You shell nut fast!
makes peanut butter by smashing it on the ground, to tease the appetite of the balrog
You shell nut fast!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 13 May 2011, 7:49, archived)
# I like this :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 13 May 2011, 6:26, archived)
# I like this because it is borderline mental
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 13 May 2011, 7:55, archived)
# Hello
and b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 May 2011, 7:59, archived)
# Woo it's FRIDAY

And Morning all
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:08, archived)
# O..O
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:09, archived)
# *Awaits flood of complaints to ban this sick filth
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:09, archived)
# BAN THIS SICK FILTH!
ning!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:24, archived)
# Ningles Real

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:29, archived)
# the cat in the hat!
yay
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:30, archived)
# BAN THE FHM TWO!
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:32, archived)
# ooo
Stoyap it!
(acidgiant, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:30, archived)
# Oh Stoya
you came and you gave me a stiffy,
So I beat one away

Ohhhh Stoya
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:40, archived)
# really is
the whitest non albino woman ever..
(acidgiant, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:47, archived)
# really is
the whitest Sexiest non albino woman ever
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:49, archived)
# who is she?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:29, archived)
# probably nsfw to search for her
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:39, archived)
# OAT SCURF!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:29, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:36, archived)
[challenge entry] merci et bonsoir

Click for fresher (280 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:56, archived)
# yup
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 13 May 2011, 2:00, archived)
[challenge entry] sneak in this crotch rocket?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 13 May 2011, 2:49, archived)
# hahaha, Christ.
"Beauty is truth, truth beauty," - that is all
Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.
EDIT: You could compo it, and deploy the rarely-used 'Orgone Accumulator' defence if called upon to justify such action.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 May 2011, 2:04, archived)
# Would it make you feel greater if I did?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 May 2011, 2:11, archived)
# Not necessarily,
but it'd make it more likely to reach and delight a wider (eg dayshift) audience.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 May 2011, 2:14, archived)
# are calling dayshifters 'fat'?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 May 2011, 2:19, archived)
# Shhh
podgy69 might hear
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 May 2011, 2:23, archived)
# Nope. I'm calling them 'unlikely to see a picture posted at around 2am'.
The lardy, waddling gastric-band-busting fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 May 2011, 2:26, archived)
# Or
the 'Reichian Defence' as I believe it's called in extremis.

edit: fuck, I hadn't read this week's compo. Is consilience the word I'm looking for here?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 May 2011, 2:12, archived)
# As in "Third", or as in "Steve"?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 May 2011, 2:16, archived)
# pfft
Wilhelm - you were joking, right?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 May 2011, 2:20, archived)
# Music For 18 Musicians.
Played it in the car today on the way to Philly, fantastic driving music.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 May 2011, 2:40, archived)
# I sincerely hope you have "Neu!" by Neu!
If not, you're in for a treat when you get hold of a copy.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 May 2011, 2:46, archived)
# hallo gallo
sublime
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 May 2011, 2:53, archived)
# ^
Hang on, though, have you been pretending to go to bed again?
You can bloody well put a few punchlines in to a couple of threads below before you hit the hay properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 May 2011, 3:06, archived)
# Thanks for the reminder.
I've heard about this album so many times and have never gotten around to grabbing it. I'm about 4 minutes away from 'owning' a copy.
The Wiki page namechecks Eno and Radiohead (and Bowie, and PiL, and Joy Division, and Iggy, and The Horrors, etc. etc.) which is pretty good company to be in.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 May 2011, 2:58, archived)
# You've done a good thing.
btw, I read Cat's Cradle. Well worth it, thanks for the nudge.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 May 2011, 3:04, archived)
# I love that book so much.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 May 2011, 3:10, archived)
# I don't blame ya.
Can't really go wrong with Kurt Vonnegut.
Pity his output turned out finite. So it goes.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 May 2011, 3:14, archived)
# Finite = Alright
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 May 2011, 3:27, archived)
# read most of his stuff 20 years ago
recently reread Player Piano, his first, and so very unique in its lack of his later-developed style and catchphrases.

*
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 13 May 2011, 4:13, archived)
# Sea Tramp wanted me to say:
I preferred Breakfast of Champions.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 May 2011, 3:14, archived)
# Haha
I think they're both wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 May 2011, 3:22, archived)
# Now you're scaring me.
It's my favourite KV book, yeah, but what?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 May 2011, 3:23, archived)
# Well if it's book club time:
Behind the Scenes at the Museum by Kate Atkinson is my recommendation.
I've liked all her books, but this is my favourite - definitely the best one to start with if you haven't read any others.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 May 2011, 3:28, archived)
# Took a peek.
But looking at the second Amazon review, saying: "Ruby tells the story of her family exploring complex family relationships..." moved it down my list of priorities.
Just about to start BS Johnson's "Christie Malry's Own Double Entry" though, so might return to Kate Atkinson after that.
Should have the newish Roky Erickson record this time tomorrow; will keep y'all posted.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 May 2011, 3:46, archived)
# That review isn't doing it any favours.
It's a book of unrelenting melancholy. Which I like.

Christie Malry's Own Double Entry is very good, though, but not as filthy as the title might suggest :)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:20, archived)
# You could argue that the measures I've outlined would indeed ensure conscilience, in a profoundly classical sense.
But look at this jumble, we're getting all tangled now.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 May 2011, 2:23, archived)
# Indeed.
Drunk everything, time for bed. ta-ra
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 May 2011, 2:24, archived)
#
It's no social integrator
It's a one man isolator
It's a back brain stimulator
It's a cerebral vibrator
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 May 2011, 7:50, archived)
# I'm aroused
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 13 May 2011, 2:18, archived)
# ZOUNDS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 13 May 2011, 2:32, archived)
# FRESH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 May 2011, 2:38, archived)
# fuck wow
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 May 2011, 3:16, archived)
# This is...
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 13 May 2011, 3:30, archived)
# FRAICHE!
mon dieu!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 13 May 2011, 4:08, archived)
# "Prohibited Images of Children"
Sections 62 to 68 of the Coroners and Justice Act 2009 might be relevant.

www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2009/25/part/2/chapter/2

I think it ultimately depends on whether or not the image "is of such a nature that it must reasonably be assumed to have been produced solely or principally for the purpose of sexual arousal."
(Honourable Member is upstanding, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:56, archived)
# soooooo it's nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:57, archived)
# Hahaha
A masterpiece
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:27, archived)
# PLEASE PLEASE
Front page this.

I can see office workers getting the sack up and down the country
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Edison saw the future in pork power
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 13 May 2011, 0:55, archived)
# pigway
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 May 2011, 0:56, archived)
# touching hamway
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 13 May 2011, 0:59, archived)
# Liqueur in the front . . . porker in the rear !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:01, archived)
# the swineway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:02, archived)
# ah ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:02, archived)
# All of the time touching ham.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 May 2011, 3:20, archived)
# with just a little bit of fuel
...this will go for weeeks and weeeks and weeeks!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:02, archived)
# don't take Valin's advice
pigs will squeal on you
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:04, archived)
# The trick is to point the snout away from your own body, so they squeal on someone else.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:07, archived)
# like the men in white jackets who've come to take me away for romancing a pig?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:11, archived)
# Play the situation to your advantage.
Say something like: "Oh, so you'd rather I slaughter it, hmm? Well, I haven't got a licence to do that.
"Gentlemen, I suggest you brush up on your animal welfare law before barging in with your white coats and making a delicate situation worse."
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:17, archived)
# I bow to your obvious experience in such matters :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:08, archived)
# bet she does too
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:13, archived)
# PORK!
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(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:10, archived)
# This is what those trouble-making demonstrators in Syria/Bahrain etc keep chanting
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:12, archived)
# between meals that is
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:14, archived)
# pfftffftttt
laughing out loud in an empty room
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:20, archived)
# Yes, thanks for reminding me. The reviews for my solo acoustic gigs weren't exactly kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:32, archived)
# you seem to have picked up a stone in your tyre...
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 13 May 2011, 4:15, archived)
# POWERED BY PORKATRICITY!
(Hairy Twatter, Fri 13 May 2011, 2:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Secrets of the guitar sound of the Pacific North-West, vol.1
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 May 2011, 0:26, archived)
# I know he had a few slugs in his head...
Can anyone point me in the direction of Hull?
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Fri 13 May 2011, 0:36, archived)
# (i laughed)
(sorry Kurt)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 May 2011, 3:19, archived)
# The ____ s____l____o____w ____ effect . . .
for s____t_____r________e____________t_______________c__________________t____________________c__________________________hing notes . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 May 2011, 0:43, archived)
# Right Said Fred were quite clearly a pop act.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 May 2011, 0:46, archived)
# No, no! They're surely the best Belgian sludge-metal duo ever to collaborate with the free jazz avant-garde.
There's nothing nicer than dozing off to the strains of 'Monoliths & Dimensions' after one has taken one's tablets.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 May 2011, 0:50, archived)
# did you ever see them at supersonic?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 May 2011, 0:51, archived)
# Alas, no.
(Was this the one at the Custard Factory in Brum? If so I missed Goblin as well.
That festival's press releases were the most gleefully alienating documents ever to hit our newsdesk.
Until the current NHS Bill, that is)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 May 2011, 0:56, archived)
# haha, yeah:
'If you've never heard of this band, please don't come and spoil our festival, you cunt'
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 May 2011, 0:57, archived)
# That was almost the tone, but it wasn't even that snooty.
It was more like: 'this is a celebration of all that is sonically foul and impossible to like. Not recommended for anyone. Really, it's unpleasant and we don't want people to spend good money without realising this'.
I was bloody well tempted, I must say, but I knew a couple of hours would've worn me down.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:06, archived)
# Despite the tone of the advertising,
they were pretty good events. Saw some good bands and films.
Rather gutted when a bomb warning meant it finished early one year and I missed ptv as a result.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:12, archived)
# Surely that was part of the official line-up?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:19, archived)
# *strokes chin*
hmm - that had never occurred to me. It was shortly after "7/7" so who knows?
I was prepared to take the risk, but it seemed the promoters were not.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:24, archived)
# Yeah, at that time any disco playing the 12" of Frankie's "Two Tribes" would've probably been raided by a SWAT team.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:29, archived)
# Oh! Editor!!!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:01, archived)
# funny, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:08, archived)
# I know, I could've used Earth or Dwarves instead of KC, but went for instant pop brand recognition over strict musicological sense.
On reflection, perhaps I should've gone for Tony Iommi or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 May 2011, 0:47, archived)
# Example of stretch____i________n____________g ------------------------>
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7K9AT-IDFtA&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 May 2011, 0:52, archived)
# Good stuff. In return:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh3bleXWaCk
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 May 2011, 2:39, archived)
# Hawt day-um!
*saves*
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 13 May 2011, 4:23, archived)
# Hiya!
I found the meat puppy:
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 May 2011, 0:46, archived)
# oh hi meat puppeh!
this is making me hungry
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 May 2011, 0:48, archived)
# Hahaha! That was worth the wait.
No wonder your face hurts.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 May 2011, 0:51, archived)
# After 4 months of procrastination,
I have finally re-assembled my main computer.
edit: or 'Charlene', to give her her proper name. She's not just a computer.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 May 2011, 0:56, archived)
# Is she also a hostess trolley and night-light?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:11, archived)
# haha fucking hell, no:
is yours?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:14, archived)
# Alas, mine is merely a gender-neutral work colleague,
pre-conditioned to obey the whims of my employer over mine.
The two years' worth of encrusted spunk jamming up the keyboard is neither here nor there.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:26, archived)
# Charlene is nearly 7 years old,
but still performs better than many of her younger counterparts.
But I have lavished love, ram and new hard drives and fans on her.
Money grubbing bitch, only loves me for what I can give her.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:30, archived)
# But surely now she's back, she makes you feel like you can do anything!
Even use Photoshop or play Fallout 3: New Vegas!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:37, archived)
# Fallout prolly isn't my thing,
but I can see plenty of bel-air pictures landing here soon.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:39, archived)
#
F-R-E-S-H
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:41, archived)
# Good evening and good night


Previously: Tusks and Antlers | Coats and Jackets | cats and dogs
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 13 May 2011, 0:03, archived)
# hahaha
crist on a crutch!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 13 May 2011, 0:09, archived)
# All of the above ^
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 May 2011, 0:09, archived)
# and below
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 13 May 2011, 0:14, archived)
# Lookout
b
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(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 May 2011, 0:19, archived)
# Bottoms Up
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 13 May 2011, 0:29, archived)
# can you link me to a bigger version
my eyes are too shit to read this
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Fri 13 May 2011, 0:29, archived)
# pressing ctrl and + a few times might help, depending on your browser etc.
(sorry if this is obvious or simply doesn't help)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 May 2011, 0:32, archived)
# Ever new that . . . thanks !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 May 2011, 0:44, archived)
# You *can* teach an old dog new tricks! :)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 13 May 2011, 4:21, archived)
# This is really rather good
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:29, archived)
# Haha - deoderant
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:08, archived)
# I want an app for this!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:29, archived)
[challenge entry] I miss the good ol' daze
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 12 May 2011, 23:48, archived)
# hahaha...........stealth!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 12 May 2011, 23:51, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
sneaking off for a swim
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 12 May 2011, 23:58, archived)
# Head's up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 May 2011, 0:08, archived)
# Cha!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 May 2011, 3:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 12 May 2011, 23:34, archived)
# he's trapped in jelly :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 May 2011, 23:34, archived)
# :C
jelly formaldehyde.

YOU'VE GONE TO FAR DAMIAN HIRST !!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 13 May 2011, 0:32, archived)
# The creature is a jar !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 May 2011, 0:10, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 May 2011, 0:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:38, archived)
# Why did you hide this down here, silly?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 May 2011, 2:33, archived)
# cos it's an pea.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 13 May 2011, 3:22, archived)
# *surf music*
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 13 May 2011, 7:20, archived)
# he needs help... o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 May 2011, 3:22, archived)
# Geronimo is a bit last week, but he's still singing the blues
(Hemipygous, Thu 12 May 2011, 23:25, archived)
# Gone, but not forgotten ;)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 12 May 2011, 23:29, archived)
# hahaha
hello new person :D I like this *click*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 12 May 2011, 23:32, archived)
# G Major
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 May 2011, 23:37, archived)
# That's got to be a power chord.
He was heavy.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 12 May 2011, 23:47, archived)
# No he wasn't.
He was my brother.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 13 May 2011, 0:08, archived)
# There will be none of that!
I actually remember the tune you're referring to. No power chords there. I recall it being quite dreary.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 13 May 2011, 0:21, archived)
# enjoy :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MESLzBSbPZk
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 12 May 2011, 23:50, archived)
# simply ass-kicking
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 13 May 2011, 0:07, archived)
# Run Chicken Run !
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4gLcCrx8Uc
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 May 2011, 0:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 13 May 2011, 0:15, archived)
# a doodle do
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 May 2011, 0:19, archived)
# never knew this was a cover! *learns*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi-Ryn0usZs
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 13 May 2011, 4:28, archived)
# rock on
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 May 2011, 3:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Hard to control around kittens
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 12 May 2011, 23:00, archived)
# multipal pooch mit half bussfuck
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 May 2011, 23:08, archived)
# a corgi..........or a guinea pig
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 12 May 2011, 23:14, archived)
# there's a difference?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 12 May 2011, 23:16, archived)
# ahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 12 May 2011, 23:17, archived)
# VIBRO GINNY YUSES KUNT
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 May 2011, 23:22, archived)
# Imagine it doesn't corner too well either . . . curb that bus !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 May 2011, 23:15, archived)
# the suspension is a little dodgy, yes
Bus runs great on the straightaway, but it's a little doggy on the uphill
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 12 May 2011, 23:17, archived)
# New terms of power to be defined...
9 corgi power, or 36 paw drive. :D
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Thu 12 May 2011, 23:22, archived)
# especially since centipede power is bygone ;)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 12 May 2011, 23:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:53, archived)
# :D
FUQYEAH!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:54, archived)
# Sea what it did to smee !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:57, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:58, archived)
# FUYCK
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:59, archived)
# sweet wail fuck
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:58, archived)
# unexpected fuck
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 12 May 2011, 23:15, archived)
# Excellent predatory fuck.
(Hairy Twatter, Fri 13 May 2011, 2:43, archived)
# YONF!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 13 May 2011, 4:43, archived)

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