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# I fucking LOVE this car!
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:21, archived)
# Wahey!

I spot a moment of woo yay houpla here
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:21, archived)
# Thank you :D
been playing with prespective scrolling in AfterEffects.
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:28, archived)
# and we fuckin love your stuff!
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:29, archived)
# Cheers Wobbly :D
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:32, archived)
# I love this car MORE too !
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:34, archived)
# More car for your buck
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:38, archived)
# Is that the rain coming on?
Yay! Marvelously maiden
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:37, archived)
# He's going to have to put the roof up soon
this could prove to be a problem ;)
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:39, archived)
# Fuck yeah
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:40, archived)
# Lovely reflection work missus!
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:40, archived)
# ^This
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:40, archived)
# Thanks was aiming for nice reflections the gif optimisation doesn't do it justice though
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:00, archived)
# woo yay:D he wants to get home for ice cream
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:40, archived)
# he's a stripper at the weekend
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:53, archived)
# hello stripper
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:07, archived)
# Phwoarrr
Ricky Gervais - you are a sex god. Bell me, please.
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 2:29, archived)
# Yay Ice Cream best reason to get home
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:01, archived)
# Flawless :)
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:45, archived)
# ... victory
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:46, archived)
# o0 reflectionage!
noice!
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:53, archived)
[challenge entry] How do you like your carrots?
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:01, archived)
# I don't understand this and I think it's probably for the best
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:11, archived)
# the sequel was better
there was a predator in it and it was in a car chase with it's buddy, an they crashed into a pond but the police didn't see so they drove past...
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:12, archived)
# the predator and his buddy from college were on a road trip and they took some drugs
but when they took the drugs the drugs man who sold them the drugs was angry because they didn't pay and he started to chase them around all over the place and then the police wanted to get them because they thought they were big drugs lords...
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:17, archived)
# you watch to much East Enders!
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:18, archived)
# Nom.
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:28, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:52, archived)
# Ahem

(, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:09, archived)
# Yes
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:13, archived)
# 32p per lb. Bargain!
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:30, archived)
#
you never see them in the same room together......
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 17:54, archived)
# ha!
*click*
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:01, archived)
# tee hee hee
I'm hiding in a cupboard... shhhhhhh
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 17:53, archived)
# Wrong colour. Not fr
EDIT: Welcome noble. Pull up a kitten and shop a chair
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 17:54, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 17:55, archived)
# Wailaapoyd
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 17:59, archived)
# I've no idea, why are you?
And it's not my dog. Or that's what I shall continue to tell the police.
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:02, archived)
# he has that recently rogered look
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:04, archived)
# and *that's* why I'm not telling the Police.
;-)
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:05, archived)
# :)
* Dog buggering lols
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:12, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 17:59, archived)
# what an ostentatious bottle opener!
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:07, archived)
# That poor dog!
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 2:39, archived)
# hilary's wank
ha ha ha - nice one me...
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:09, archived)
# :D Welcome to
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:45, archived)
# Not another sodding Leslie Ash Cloud :-(
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Smokin..
Always thought she was a crater pus
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 17:34, archived)
# pea from the time the last volcano went up, could equally apply to this one too :)

(, Tue 24 May 2011, 17:37, archived)
# hahahah i remember that
:D aww
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 17:44, archived)
# hahahah i dont remember that
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 17:53, archived)
# ARGH!!!!!
i'm flying into the trout pout.
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 17:38, archived)
# nicely done
Have a click.
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 17:52, archived)
# fuck.
what has Tim Wheeler done to his lips?
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 17:59, archived)
# That is nicely shopped
what kind of ash matching algorithm are you using?
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:00, archived)
# Hello, you.
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:01, archived)
# Hello!
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:04, archived)
# hello lovelinesses
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:14, archived)
# Hello hello

Actually, I should be off in a couple of minutes :(
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:16, archived)
# Nicely done!
:)
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:03, archived)
# ^This
:D
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:49, archived)
# Derp de Derp Derp Derp!

inspired by jerpster
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:52, archived)
# yay, jokes stolen from tv shows are great
more of this please
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Ooo get you.
You would rather endlessly regurgitated jokes about Giggs?
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 17:06, archived)
# I don't know what tv show is being referred to here
but about the Giggs jokes, I think there's been a lot more variety than usual for a bandwagon, hasn't there?
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Maybe, but if you struggle to give a shit in the first place it soon becomes incredibly tedious...
...feel like I've been avoiding b3ta for days now. Just look at the popular page.
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 17:43, archived)
# and make sure they're in web comic format
because web comic are HIILLAAAARIOUS
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 17:07, archived)
# it's from a tv show?
?
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 17:08, archived)
# night of the font matching algorithms
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 17:07, archived)
# RP
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 17:49, archived)
# i have no idea what this is about
other than the night of the living dead and that cnutwit from the abortion that was the Stallone Judge Dredd movie
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 17:09, archived)
# 'inspired by jerpster'
There's 3 words you don't see in one sentence very often.
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 17:40, archived)
[challenge entry] chopper reid has a worthy adversary
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:48, archived)
# Did you know
Kristofer Wåhlander is a Swedish conductor, born 12th November 1974 in Loddekopinge in southern Sweden.
He founded the St. Petersburg Festival Orchestra in Russia in 2001 and recorded Tchaikovsky's 5th symphony on the La Forza label with the same orchestra (LFCD051).
Did you know that? Well, did you?
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:51, archived)
# NO
DID *YOU* KNOW

... that New York Judge Charles Fraser MacLean earned the first U.S. Ph.D. in philosophy and was among the first non-combatants to enter Paris after the French surrender in the Franco-Prussian War?

WELL? EH?
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Oddly, that has passed me by.
But, did you know that Peru's Movimiento Etnocacerista (aka Movimiento Nacionalista Peruano or "Peruvian Nationalist Movement") is a group of ethnic nationalists.
The name etnocacerista is composed of two parts: the first evokes Peru's ethnic identity (specifically, its origins with the Quechua a Native American people often identified in the popular imagination with the Inca, a pre-Columbian royal group); the second indicates the group's veneration of 19th century president and war hero Andrés Avelino Cáceres, who led a guerrilla resistance campaign against occupying Chilean troops during the War of the Pacific.
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:59, archived)
# I'm afraid not. My education must have been rather remiss
However, did *you* know that according to The Dog Pillow, wearing armour without underwear makes one's hair stand on end?

Speaking personally, I'm not sure what The Dog Pillow is but the rest of it sounds good to me.
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 17:24, archived)
# I'm liking the sound of this.
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Me too
I just tried it. IT WORKS.
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:06, archived)
# Cake or pie? That is the question.
I think I like pie better than cake. Some cakes can be too sweet. Pies are great!
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:55, archived)
# *provides*
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Dinner and pie! WINNER!
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Yay!
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 17:00, archived)
# Pies are rather good.
Steak & Ale pie especially.
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Warm them up and put them on your feet in the winter!
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 17:00, archived)
# cropper read
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 17:13, archived)
# I kick arse for the Lord!
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Groovy...
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:49, archived)
# nicely
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 17:05, archived)
# Glad it's not just me who thinks the priest from Braindead looks like Father Ted.
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 17:08, archived)
# :P
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:18, archived)
# hahahahahaah
looks like his beard's itching just as bad as mine is right now

*scratches*
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Ryan gags on Ryan's gag !
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Hahahaha
this might have been more effective
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Chin Rec...
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Arf!
Nicely...
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Real leather!
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:50, archived)
[challenge entry]


fat joke
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Seams fine from here.
Also: *obvious font-matching algorithm joke*
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:06, archived)
# we appeared to have skewed the results....
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Brilliant!
:D
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:34, archived)
# There is no cake in hell
If there was it'd be called heaven (imo)
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:27, archived)
# maybe it's carrot cake
or worse still cheese cake
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:31, archived)
# ^
ew cheese cake
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Cake's cake to me
As long as it's not a bukcake....
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Cream Horn?
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Hahaha
Now this gives me the horn!!
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Yey...
* Would though

(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:34, archived)
# tie a plank to your arse first
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:38, archived)
# I wood
:)
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:44, archived)
# What? Tie a plank to my arse?
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 17:03, archived)
# If that's what floats your boat :)
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 17:10, archived)
# * bends over
* waits
* floats
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:03, archived)
# fat girls get wetter
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:45, archived)
# They do if you bathe them in boiling chip fat.
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Yeah, but you saying 'would'
is hardly a measure of shagability, is it now?

;-)
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Yeah, I mean, you could have varying standards.
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:51, archived)
# or in his case,
none at all.

:)
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:52, archived)
# I have standards.
Just not very strong ones. XD
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:53, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Everyone has standards
I once tried to do the complete set from 16-60, I was doing well until I met a girl who looked like a midget skelator offering "no strings fun"

Thats when I realized I had standards and put the 16-60 plan to bed.
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:15, archived)
# Was she the 16 year old? XD
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:34, archived)
# Just a little something I conjured up in Potatochop.


Looks a bit tatty but not bad for a morning's work.
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:02, archived)
# And the moral of the story is
'Never rub another man's rhubarb'
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:04, archived)
# or custard
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Yes, my caffeine addicted cat and dog will be left alone.
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:13, archived)
# 'I make art until somebody dies'
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:27, archived)
# I rather like this fella
I imagine he's rather smelly and he wears the mask rather than choke on his own stench
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:17, archived)
# He smells like hate, and boil-in-the-bag curry.
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:21, archived)
# It's a fur peace to shoot !
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:18, archived)
# When they say GM crops are dangerous, I didn't think they meant like that :D
ace!
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:20, archived)
# that's ace!
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:25, archived)
# I found the 'Grassy Knoll'!!!
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Sorry Rob...
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Ah, go on :)
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 14:56, archived)
# something about tarmac
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 15:11, archived)
# Hehehe...
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 15:15, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Hahaha...
*Till sound*

:D
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Nice one!
:)

Edit: The silhouette reminds me of this:
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:01, archived)
# Ha!
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Threlfall?
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Donald?
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Troosers?
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 15:33, archived)
# racist
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:05, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:48, archived)
# hahaha
i'm afraid you're going to have to come with us mr o'bama.
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:58, archived)
# ...said the Irish spokesman, Toby Shore
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Toby Shore
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 15:56, archived)
# Haha! He's going to have to drink his way out of that one :)
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:58, archived)
# i'd like to see someone drink two dustbins full of guinness
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 14:00, archived)
# i did manage 14 pints once
but i was much younger and it wasn't pretty.
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 14:03, archived)
# sounds like the start of a good drinking story
... I once drank so much that I lost the ability to count how much I had drank so much of... it's a good drunk though, guinness.

One of my favourite drunkennesses is (surprisingly) Special Brew - it's a powerfully good feeling drunkenness and makes you feel amazing until it stops and then you feel like death
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 14:44, archived)
# wine gives me a bad drunk
I get silly... and vodka gives me a shouty slightly angry drunk...
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 14:46, archived)
# I agree with most of these drunks
Wine I get silly and can't remember it either.
Your vodka drunks is like my whisky drunks.
Guinness is one of the best drunks.

(, Tue 24 May 2011, 14:57, archived)
# i lost control of my stomach while sat having a poo.
it was not a pretty sight.
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Try snuffvideos.com
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 14:13, archived)
# ha - it's funny that that link works
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Oh no....
You're not catching me like that.
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 15:17, archived)
# It's not horse :(
I tried clicking.
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 15:22, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 15:30, archived)
# I call shenanigans!
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:09, archived)
# Hahaha! Originally it wasn't a horse link
But then about ten mins after posting, I thought, what the hell? :)
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 17:17, archived)
# Well the Queen refused it?
So they weren't letting the Obamas get away so easy.
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:59, archived)
# hahaha
got the original?
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 14:14, archived)
# I was just watching it : )
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Fantasclick
: )
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 15:20, archived)
# Pause for the cause . . . cause it's time to pause !
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Give me a brake!
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Leave the little beggar alone, he looks terrified!
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 12:08, archived)
# HAhahahahaah
Utterly Brilliant, Q!
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 12:13, archived)
# ta BBBB
Can you make a Chimpanzee more sleazzy?
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 12:17, archived)
# yes, dress it up in some sexy underwear and shave its private parts
a bit of make-up wouldn't go a miss either.

you were asking what other people do weren't you?
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Giggles! !
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:08, archived)
# pffffft
superb


(, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:11, archived)
# *blinks*
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Someone hit it too hard?
"I Taut I thaw a Tweet delete?"
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:51, archived)
# the bloody gavel
knocked it out of its new thread down a few posts . thought it a bit cheeky posting 2 on board at same time
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Did the same with my Giggs google thingy above
You Cluedo classic has just given me an idea! Too the drawing board . . .
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Ask Rooney....
Superb :D
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:39, archived)
# hahaha
splendid.
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:42, archived)
# i wish so much it was somebody else.
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:32, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha...!!
Fantastic Q!!
*Click*

:D
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 12:15, archived)
# ;) cheers fella!
Off to start an animation about wall-ties and insulation!!!
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Ooh I bet you can't wait!
;)
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Love it
:)
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 12:22, archived)
# I expect to see it represented in the Oscars
next year...
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Hahah
Shopped pics only, you know the rules!!
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Rules??
*Uses the Super Injunction card*
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Oh rats!
:)
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 12:48, archived)
# Splendid.
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Approve I do...
Yoda's Mum

(, Tue 24 May 2011, 12:33, archived)
# hahaha
Rooney's had her!
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 12:38, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 12:43, archived)
# Mum?

/autoresponse
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 12:46, archived)
# ha ha
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Has she met Gollum's granny?
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Hahaha...
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 12:54, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
One does approve, proper lols
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:06, archived)
# Hehe

(, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Brilliant
: )
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:41, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 17:18, archived)
# `arold!
*click*
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:11, archived)
# This is being heavily *clicked*
:D
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely :)
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 14:00, archived)
# you're suggesting someone of mixed race looks like a monkey?
dangerous ground, even for a lacist!
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:06, archived)
# Didn't know he was?
No Lacism intended.
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:10, archived)
# Mornin' peeps...think this is due for an update
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:57, archived)
# *Tweets*
Woo!
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Out of interest
what's Threlfall meant to have done?
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 12:43, archived)
# ******* ********* *** ** *********
while ******* *** ****** **** watched and ********** furiously over ******* **** **** who was wearing a rubber nappy.
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 12:48, archived)
# Filling in the gaps
David Threlfall and an anteater,
while jonathan and anne ross watched and gesticulated furiously, overfed their baby who was wearing a rubber nappy.
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 12:56, archived)
# keep going
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:02, archived)
# :(
It sounded realistic to me. I mean, I know those anteaters.

I'm not convinced that that should be "Anne" in there, though.
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:09, archived)
# He totally did Mrs Doyle up the wrongun
:o
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 12:48, archived)
# A few minutes on Google certainly suggested some doubtless scurrilous rumours in that direction, yes
Not that I'd ever condone anyone leaking information that's been redacted by the fine judges of Britain (a country in which I no longer reside but hold in only the highest of esteem)
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 12:54, archived)
# it's funny watching the papers tip toeing around it
but it's annoying the toxic dumping super injunction doesn't get so much as a peep
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:22, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 12:03, archived)
# hahahahaha
i'm sure you've broken the law with that one, but what the heck.

WOO!
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 12:06, archived)
# not me guv
was the little girl in the hat ;)
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 12:09, archived)
# she's going down for a 10 stretch
the little snitch.
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Hahahahahahaaha!
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Ha-ha! Oof!
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 12:17, archived)
# hahaha
good family fun :)
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Is this a Front Page I see before me?
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:45, archived)
# hahahaha!
bravo!
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:01, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:50, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha - brilliant!
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:59, archived)
# Ahahaha!
Brilliant.

Although I really couldn't give a monkey's arse who he's been dipping his wick into.

Yes, I said wick. Not penis.
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Proper old school.
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 12:18, archived)
# haha, great show!
:D
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 12:23, archived)
# thanks for the mammaries


*Giggs
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:44, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ningles all. A tentative compo entry.
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:25, archived)
# I will make it to a London bash one day, I promise.
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:29, archived)
# Is there a bash this Saturday, Ghostie?
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:34, archived)
# I truely hope so
or I've stupidly overbought on the jelly and ice cream:P
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Surely two foodstuffs one can never have too much of!
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:49, archived)
# especially in you have it in for diabetics!
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:54, archived)
# hahahaha
this i would go and see.

several times.
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha...
Sadly I will be in Robin Hoods Bay, but I've left £18,000.00
behind the bar for you all, if it's not there I'll want to know why :)

Have a smashing time all :D
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:50, archived)
# 18k? Should last them til about 6-7 o'clock.
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Yeah but what is everyone else going to drink?:O
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:55, archived)
# So there I was...
...buying my 9% Skol Tramp water from the local Cash&Carry
whin I spotted a 'Dutch' lager boasting a rather wonderful 10%

I was with the wife, so rather 'chickened out' in buying some.
If Stella at a mere 5% is considered 'wife beater' Lord only knows what
this stuff'll do to you :)
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Make her good looking again:P
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 12:06, archived)
# I don't know who this is, but I'm guessing they're from b3ta.
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Colin Hunt from the Fast Show...
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 12:26, archived)
# i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien,
i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien, i'm an alien,
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 12:44, archived)
# It's Dave the Hat:D
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:29, archived)
# I don't think so . . .
I've been here years and I've not seen her . . .


(, Tue 24 May 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
hello.
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Jings! TLH just gets hotter and hotter!


(, Tue 24 May 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Captain Howdy doesn't know who you are!
FFS David, pull yer socks up!
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Hehehehehe
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 14:59, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:19, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:20, archived)
# gazuntite
it's the hololocaust
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:23, archived)
# the what?
it never happened...
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 7:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
holocaustlolz!
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:25, archived)
# which was of course, the
LOLOCAUST
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:30, archived)
# VORP!
:D
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha - brilliant!
did you know that Dinosaurs were an invention of the CIA to deter invention of the Time Travel Machine?
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:26, archived)
# now you say it, it all makes sense
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:35, archived)
# I like the logic
I always thought it funny how time machines never reappear in empty space after the earth has moved on in its orbit too
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Time bombs in Strontium Dog do.
They only chuck you forward a fraction of a second, but they're a handy way of getting out of a locked (or targeted) building.
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Ooof! Hahaha!
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:27, archived)
# hahahahaha
*wanks anyway*
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Oh blummin hell.
I HATE it when that happens ...
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Nuddy.
8)
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:55, archived)
# ha ha
christ!
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:28, archived)
# I enjoyed that
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:47, archived)
# hahahahahahahah
amazing doodling, like this new style :D
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Hull
Why don't real time travelers ever make mistakes like this? You've portrayed reality.
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Hahhaha oh dear
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:09, archived)
# I want to VORP!
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 17:03, archived)
# VORP!
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 8:01, archived)
# Ha ha
Good for a laugh in the morning
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 8:10, archived)
# Lolocaust
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 8:37, archived)
# Not been here for ages...
..but still funny.
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 8:51, archived)
# vorp! :)
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:10, archived)
# Too Soon
You can't make funnies about that yet :`(
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Hahaha oh fuck!
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:09, archived)
# *guilty muffled office lols*
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:38, archived)
# HULL!
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:49, archived)

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