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# Attack of the random car crash
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:03, archived)
# Needs more "attack of the women drivers" :)
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:10, archived)
# Oi!
You just wait I'll block yer bloody car in the next time you park in a bus stop!!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:14, archived)
# I couldn't find the right font :(
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:18, archived)
# *click*
Could perhaps do without the inappropriate use of 'random' though.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:20, archived)
# Hehehe :o)
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:20, archived)
# it was all yellow
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:07, archived)
# !!!!!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:07, archived)
# pizza spraying lols!
:))))
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:27, archived)
# *fwaps*
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Giger model so far (36x30inches approx), didn't think mixing latex with papier mache would work



(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:50, archived)
# COCKLIEN!
Verreh narse
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:51, archived)
# thankingyou
the mold weighs a bloody tonne, took an entire 5kg bag of plaster
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:55, archived)
# This is a bit good this is!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:54, archived)
# cheers
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:56, archived)
# Aces, dude.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:54, archived)
# ta matey
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:56, archived)
# i knew it was you before i even scrolled to the name.

is this a new product for ann summers?
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:01, archived)
# that's not a bad idea
giger dildos for goths
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:03, archived)
# 5. PROFIT!!!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:06, archived)
# quick to
the dragon's den! bet Meaden would luv it
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:08, archived)
# I don't know
I think she loves clunge
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:09, archived)
# Martin Clunge from Doc Martin?
;)
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:11, archived)
# ever notice how he looks like sloth
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:19, archived)
# I think Smash Monkey will be looking to buy that one ;)
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:04, archived)
# cock
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:02, archived)
# giger loves it
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:04, archived)
# Excellent stuff!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:13, archived)
# ta drims
I forgot how nice a hit latex fumes are
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:18, archived)
# That's great
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:07, archived)
# cheers fella
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:36, archived)
# Giger is a true master.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:08, archived)
# he is that
was looking at his sketches for Dune the other day. what a missed opportunity that one was
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:37, archived)
# I just checked those out! Wow! Beyond words!
You did a great job on this mold!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:04, archived)
# It's not just that, it's Chris Foss, it had Moebius and potentially Dali and Orson Welles.
There was an exhibition of work relating to that and the Heavy Metal obituary it had.
(, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:50, archived)
# Solid Giger !
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:57, archived)
# *high fives
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:59, archived)
#
I met Giger once back in 1999, in Basel, at Gunther von Hagens first Plastination exhibition.

I was a little dumbstruck, asked if he was indeed Giger and if he liked the exhibition and he yes and said it was interesting and walked on.
(, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 5:15, archived)
# Errectingly tingly.
That is truly outstanding stuff. Straight from the Necromicon book or is that a film design?
(, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 16:48, archived)
# some music spans the ages
(which has nothing to do with this image)
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:17, archived)
[challenge entry] E'up I just downloaded t'app for that!


Now buggers not workin'
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:13, archived)
# hahaha!
hacking the yanks now!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:16, archived)
# 8D
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Try not to move it about too much..
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:04, archived)
# hahahahha
:D
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:10, archived)
# Haha!
and nice tag and candles!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:13, archived)
# Cheers.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:16, archived)
# He could blow up the Death Star!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:22, archived)
# Point it in the right direction and just waggle it about.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:31, archived)
# nice!
ive always wondered how the length of a lightsaber is defined...

Happy cake date.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:51, archived)
# Blessings upon the House of taters.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:55, archived)
# Happy Candles Cap'n!!!
:DD
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:08, archived)
# Thanks, Ninj.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:35, archived)
# Nice!
Merry candle day.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:38, archived)
# pffffffffffft
 
even as a kid I wondered about that
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:51, archived)
# That reminds me of a cartoon...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=caR_5BgEgv8

5mins in, and apologies for linking on /board.

(, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:33, archived)
[challenge entry] period drama
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Oh fuck
Also works as antipregnancy aid, no doubt
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:02, archived)
# That's no period
it's a semi-colon


*needs to brush up on anatomy
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:20, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
amazing *click*
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:50, archived)
# I drink your.milkshake!!!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:29, archived)
# We're not in Wapping, Toto!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!!
Top shop sir!!
*Click*

:D
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:50, archived)
# ^ this
Excellent job
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:56, archived)
# lovely
off-topic, but i just used the random pitch generator in the newsletter. scarily good at producing exactly the same shite i see ad-agencies pitch all the time (whilst controlling seriously violent urges; just what is it about male ad "creatives" and twatty hair?)
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:56, archived)
# superb stuff!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Top shop.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:10, archived)
# hahaa..nice
hope you dont mind if i repost this ole one ..i used the same source pic =]
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:39, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:45, archived)
# Nice!
sad but true..maybe..
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:00, archived)
# nice, but a small error.
it's murdoch who doesn't have a heart, and cameron who doesn't have a brain. coulson is the one who was whisked off to a land where he didn't belong.

brooks is most definitely the coward though.
(, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 22:09, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:25, archived)
# sexy tiem!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:33, archived)
# yours is b3tta
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Ta Rattle!
:D
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:43, archived)
# hahaha!
What has it got in it's pocketses?
oh, money to pay the cops!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:56, archived)
# 8D
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:10, archived)
#

(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Last space shuttle to launch in 5 minutes
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:21, archived)
# different stream (and views) here as well:
www.ustream.tv/spacevidcast
/bloody hell, they've just sync'd up video feeds, bah!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:23, archived)
# WHAT HAPPEND?
It all stopped!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:28, archived)
# I reckon they're going to re-brand it in a couple of minutes and start up again
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:29, archived)
# They did that....
It now called "Virgin Rocket Thing" and off it goes on another completely pointless, waste of money mission"
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Rilly?
Oooh. Thanks for letting me know. Gonna go watch.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Have they stopped it?
Everything seems to have ground to a halt at 31 seconds...
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:27, archived)
# They had to verify that something had retracted.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:33, archived)
# YEY!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:30, archived)
# It's just taken off, no problems.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:34, archived)
# I sincerely hope than nothing sexy happens.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Neither do I.
Look, there's a human there.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:58, archived)
# I hope they (don't) have probes.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:23, archived)
# 1st!
* Nowhere near 1st

Woo & Noon JJ!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:23, archived)
# YOU DON'T LIKE MY COFFEE?
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:17, archived)
# fuck
i'll grab a cup, murphy.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:39, archived)
# o/
(look mom...i still have two friends at b3ta) :D
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:21, archived)
# Robocup.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Happy b3taday Cap'n!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:20, archived)
# this ^
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:15, archived)
# Any excuse!

:D
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:14, archived)
# jeeeeeeeeeeeeeze!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:19, archived)
# This wins all the time
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Q and D


Was waiting for non-newsletter thread to jack, but I need to go home.

After all, it is POETS day
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:50, archived)
# the cold, dead eyes of a tabloid newspaper editor
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:09, archived)
# I think she's
quite cute in a funny sort of way.

Am I wrong in the head?
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:10, archived)
# no, no, not at all.
if it's good enough for ross kemp...
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:14, archived)
# Hmm
That doesn't make me feel much better...
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:15, archived)
# I would, but only just.
ONLY JUST.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:36, archived)
#
You give hope to all women who will one day be evil old hags many decades from now.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Alun Armstrong FTW
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:13, archived)
# man, rob's hanging out witht he wrong sort of people these days.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:05, archived)
# er... It's very topical and has jokes about 486's in it.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:27, archived)
# 1ST LOL
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:28, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:28, archived)
# hurrah!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Cheers, rob :)
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Ta Rob!
I'm glad you appreciated the genius of my 486 jokes.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:30, archived)
# i stuck your name in 3 or 4 times I liked them so much
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:34, archived)
# It's like Michael Ellis hour in there!
*comes out gasping for air*
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:34, archived)
# Thanks, try the fishy on the little dishy.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Yeah all right, but only when my boat comes in
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Oooh ta!!
:D
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:32, archived)
# I see my terrible spamming of the Top Tips board has paid off again
I warn you, this only encourages me..... :-)
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:36, archived)
# fine by me
it's a handy place to lift a gag from to cheer up the bottom of the newsletter
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:42, archived)
# I promise solemnly
to try and do some 'actually useful' ones by way of penance. Sometime.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:47, archived)
# I don't mind either way
funny or genuine tips - both are good
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:47, archived)
# My invoice for those rubbish jokes:
486 pounds.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:38, archived)
# something about pentiums and getting the maths wrong and you're getting no money
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Great and thanks
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:42, archived)
# :(
I was hoping you'd link to my Our Own Future site. It's disappointing that you left it out.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:48, archived)
# I did read it when you posted it.
Not sure I agree with one of the central economic tenets of its argument which appears to be that the amount of wealth is finite. That's basically wrong.

Your drift is very public spirited and well-motivated, but this sense of protectionism of local things for local people is one of the things I find most frustrating as a barrier to genuinely helping the developing world. "The more we support our local economy, the better off we become." I dispute this. Quite strongly. And so does Adam Smith.

Point 4 of your principles is "maximise the human resources". You do this by specialising, and sometimes that involves going "hey, this thing can be done better by people who don't live here. We should pay them for that, and sell them something we can do well in return."
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Sorry but you are wrong
For practical purposes, wealth is finite, for if we could just keep printing money when we don't have enough of it, it would become as worthless as using grains of sand. The reason it has value is due to its scarcity.
Re: point 4 - Yours is a very impractical idea and that has been proved massively by the sweatshops and how industry has collapsed in the western world. It is a deeply unfair system that favours one side and keeps the other side firmly under foot.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Wealth is not finite.
It just really isn't. There is more wealth today than there was in 1980. More then than in 1950. It's so dramatically true I don't understand how you could not see this?

Wealth is not money. Money is one store of wealth. Others are things, like buildings, art, furniture, etc etc etc. For practical or impractical purposes wealth is not finite.

If you have a job, it consists of taking something from a low economic state, and turning it into a higher one. Whether that's turning a lump of rock into a sculpture, or ideas in your head into a business proposal. You add value, and add worth (hopefully)

The point about free trade is that if it's done honestly, both sides win. Using sweatshops as a counter argument is a bit like me going "well all websites are shit because lolcats.com is rubbish". Yes, trade does happen unfairly, but trade is not inherently unfair. In good, honest, open trading, BOTH sides trade something they have for something they want more. That's a good thing for both sides. I know it doesn't always happen this way, but it's the BAD trading we need to nail, not all trading.

If you haven't, I REALLY REALLY recommend reading the Wealth of Nations. It's actually very well written, and quite interesting, and he does actually go into great depth on why trading goes bad, and how we should go about avoiding that. He was really quite a radical academic trying to work out the best way to help everyone, not an evil rich banker.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:10, archived)
# O.k.
I see your point about wealth rather than money but the main point, concerning the average person, is that the rich-poor divide has increased year-by-year over the last century and this obviously does not help those of us who don't have a great deal of wealth or influence.
My point is that we can make a difference to this divide but only if we work together from the same book. My intention is to show people that spending their money on imported goods that they don't need is not going to do them any good in the long run but it is going to make the rich-poor divide even greater. By being resilient, people are going to become collectively more stable.
And if you haven't read the New Economics Foundation's site (neweconomics.org), I seriously recommend you do.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:19, archived)
# I have read some of the site before, but...
...might give it another go.

I suppose my sense is that "imported goods you don't need" is so subjective. There's actually very little you need in life, and you mostly spend money on what you want.

My question over the rich-poor divide argument is that it is often postulated in a way that suggests two tribes, the rich and the poor, growing apart. Actually that's just not true. Grab the Sunday Times rich list and see how many are people whose parents were in there. Some obviously, like the Queen, but actually most have not begun life in that elite, and the wealthiest few percent are constantly changing.

I personally have no problem with wealth gaps IF (and only if mind) we also have mobility - i.e. it's not the same families being rich and the same families being poor. As long as that's true, I couldn't give a crap that some people have loads of money. Good for them.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Hmm
Possibly because you suggested 'closing the rich-poor divide' by stopping giving money to impoverished starving families in the third world and instead giving it to local farmers who are already hundreds of times better off.

Or that 'noone thinks of other people' any more, and the answer to that is to promote xenophobic economics.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:46, archived)
# You have misunderstood me there
Well, to be accurate - taken my words out of context. I didn't suggest stopping giving money to the developing world, for it is not them who are getting richer. It's the big companies that buy their products from them, of course. We also need to set up a system so that we can help developing countries to develop more but that's a whole different area and one that lies outside of my project.
I am very anti-xenophobic but just wanting people to support each other as a community certainly doesn't mean that they should dislike any 'ousiders' in any way.
PS - I accidentally clicked 'I like' on your post when I was going to click reply.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:56, archived)
# Newsletter subject line compo
please type a funny
nothing rhymes with funny but it does but I don't care
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:56, archived)
#
End of the world for the News Of The World
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:57, archived)
# PROFESSOR HAWKIN'S FARTY CUSHION
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:58, archived)
# news of the world memorial edition
or 'Brought to you without the aid of phone tapping'
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:58, archived)
# B3ta is shutting down and will be renamed the CDC meme factory
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:58, archived)
# A 486 procesor walks in to a bar
Wait, haven't we done this already?
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Funny rhymes with tummy
And that's all you get this week.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Even after Richard Branson we've still got more advertising than the News of the World.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:00, archived)
# murdoch buys B3ta and covers it in hairy squirrel tits
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:01, archived)
# here ya go

(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:16, archived)
# O.O;;
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:16, archived)
# In Soviet Russia etc...
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:17, archived)
# ha ha
but Nuts or Zoo magazine, shirley?
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:17, archived)
# Is there something I have previously adblocked here
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Not a yiffer, I take it
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:27, archived)
# yiff yiff grrr meeow!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:32, archived)
# I've unblocked it now
I have no idea why I would have blocked that!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:44, archived)
# I may have done a pea in a new thread, mea culpa
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:49, archived)
# *drops monocle*
0_0
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Oh I say! That a jolly well developed squirrel.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:39, archived)
# i do find this fox kinda sexy though
i must be so oddball'ish
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:36, archived)
# THIS IS THE FINAL ISSUE. READ NEXT WEEK'S NEWSLETTER FOR MORE DETAILS.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:01, archived)
# ^ this to win
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:12, archived)
# YUP
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:16, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:22, archived)
# NEW WIDE FLESHLIGHT RELEASED, PUNTERS GIVE IT 8 THUMBS UP
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:02, archived)
# ew...
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:03, archived)
# :3
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Leave a message and we'll find out what you said in the NOTW on Sunday
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Handmade Venetian masks for sale at clayed.blogspot.com
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:03, archived)
# hahahaha
*orders*
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:04, archived)
# ;)
every bloody week I do this. he's going to crack eventually, I can feel it
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:10, archived)
# DON'T BOTHER CHECKING YOUR MAILBOXES, WE GOT THERE FIRST
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:03, archived)
# This FTW!
gwan gwan gwan gwan
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:31, archived)
# NOTW with da angles 4eva in our harts
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:03, archived)
# This
^^^

(although "wiv" shurely?)

(NINJA-EDIT and "are harts")
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:05, archived)
# hahah
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:05, archived)
# B3ta is fwapping in Wapping.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:06, archived)
# FOREVA IN R HARTZ N ANSAFONES
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Live from the city of Byte's wonderful theme park "8 Flags"
A 486 powered Windows 98 First Edition PC: More Integrity than the News of the World
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:08, archived)
# THE RECCOMMENDED DAILY ALLOWANCE OF SQUIRREL TITS
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:08, archived)
# THE END OF THE WORLD IS NIGH!... For only 50p this Sunday
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:08, archived)
# OK Premiership Footballers... You can start shagging again from Monday
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Rebekah Brooks is fired, goes mad and starts obsessively piling up beanbags.
Headline reads - Sacked Hack Hack Stacks Hacky Sacks.

- wait, that's too long isn't it? Oh well, I tried.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Free Elton John Charity .mp3 inside: 'Scandals in the Bin'
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:10, archived)
# haha!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:11, archived)
# Dandy lying and Murdoch
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:11, archived)
# ^This
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:14, archived)
# winner
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:25, archived)
# genius!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Telegraph Reader?
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:55, archived)
# B3ta news: run by a ginger, boycotted by all major advertisers
but still in business.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:11, archived)
# that's the one for me!
despite teh newsletter already being out.....
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:30, archived)
# TAKEN UP THE OXO TOWER BY MURDOCH SINCE 2001
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:11, archived)
# NOW THE ONLY PLACE TO FIND OUT ABOUT CHERYL AND ASHLEY'S RECONCILIATION
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:13, archived)
# Cum on Rebekka
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:13, archived)
# NOTW: Goodnight Englands sweet Prose.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:15, archived)
# We've already checked your mailbox and you haven't received this one yet.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:16, archived)
# You'll now have to hide your porn in the Sunday Sport instead.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:17, archived)
# Bunny, Honey, Money, Sunny, Runny, Gunny, Punny.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:17, archived)
# Gah.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:20, archived)
# That doesn't rhyme with Funny?
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Brought to you by the Nation's favourite Red Top since 2001
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:17, archived)
# For people who want a The On Sunday Sun
If only there was a way to abbreviate that.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:17, archived)
# Quick! Read it before the News of the World delete it from your inbox!!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Runny
Money
Honey
Bunny
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:19, archived)
# In times of credibility crisis
don't look here.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Hack To The Future
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Getting away with deleting calls from Shannon Matthew's mobile phone
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:29, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Perfect for the recession
Also check out their winters sports range...
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:25, archived)
# YOU'VE CROPPED THE PICTURE TOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRR!!!!!
and I don't mean the top of the picture....
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Chopped his arm right in half!
;)
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:29, archived)
# whatevs.
Where's the man meat?
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:36, archived)
# I'll gaz you a link...
pffft ;)
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:39, archived)
# hahaha I'm not that desperate*
.




*may not be true
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Hahaha
:)
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:43, archived)
# ooohhh get a room you two! ;)
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:43, archived)
# can it be the bathroom?
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Good choice
Lots of wipe clean surfaces!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Yes, I like bathrooms!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:50, archived)
# the main reason is that I'm doing up mine
I'm near the end but tiling round the loo is killing me.


/explains why I'm single blog
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:57, archived)
# We'll do it at yours then
Mine's all dirty O_o
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:03, archived)
# HAhaha
OK ;)
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:48, archived)
# gayshift early today?
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:23, archived)
# If you like big boi!
:)
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:02, archived)
# backs into corner
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:14, archived)
# I think you'll find...
that's bums to the wall.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:37, archived)
# new clothes
fit for an Emperor?
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:43, archived)
# *Checks*
......nope 'still' not gay
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:44, archived)
# keep trying man
you'll get there!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:46, archived)
# *keeps reaching for the rainbow*
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:57, archived)
# don't worry, there's still plenty of time.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:46, archived)
# *Checks watch* Crikey, it better hurry up, I'm going out at 5:30!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:58, archived)
#
going coming
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Ha ha!
That'll be quite a shock for the Taxi Driver ;)
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Not when you've already saked him
"Admiral Duncan please, and step on it. Fancy a drink mate?"
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Lols
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:02, archived)
# You don't have to be gay
to love good fashion.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:49, archived)
# But lets face it, it really does help
*wearing scruffy unwashed T shirt and £20 jeans blog*
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:59, archived)
# PHEW!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Women of the world rejoice!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:59, archived)
# when the time comes,
you'll know.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:52, archived)
# I expect a blinding flash when it does!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:00, archived)
# A blinding splash perhaps...
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:07, archived)
# 0_0
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:10, archived)
# I wouldn't recommend opening your eyes that wide when the time cums!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:13, archived)
# it's one cliquey, rich, elite, fucked up family - started by mum and dad!


Also - do you know who they all are?
If you get them all right then you can have the rest of the day off :D

ps: I don't care it's massive - it took me ages!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Theres always money in the News Stand.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:08, archived)
# you have posted the insurance cheque?
hahaha
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:12, archived)
# I got a Bluth Company t-shirt yesterday!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:40, archived)
# haha
COME ON!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:40, archived)
# there are three that I can't immediately identify
:(
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:11, archived)
#
which ones?

Liz Murdoch?
Matthew Freud? (married to Liz and PR "god")
Charlie Brooks? (married to rebekah)

damn it - gave it away.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Yes
those ones :)
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Yep, that completes the set for me
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:01, archived)
# very nice!
..but I'm with emvee, there are three I can't get - the bloke in the kaftan, the blonde in black, and checked shirt fella.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:12, archived)
# I think james makes a great Buster.


Anyone see qUestion Time last night? Hate to say it but Hugh Grant was fab.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:15, archived)
# yes - and I agree, he was very good indeed.
He'd definitely done his homework. It did annoy me that he kept taking his glasses on and off, though.
He should wear them with pride.

*is a four-eyed git*
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:18, archived)
# or just wear a monocle
And a fez.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:26, archived)
# perfect.
- then he could have registered surprise and disgust even more effectively by raising his eyebrows and letting his monocle fall out.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:29, archived)
# We need more dickensian debates
With gentlemen waving their kerchiefs and banging their walking sticks on the table.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:45, archived)
# hear hear!
*checks fob watch and hails a hansom cab*
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Hugh Grant is awesome
I've been a secret Hugh Grant fan for years now. It feels good to be able to say it out loud.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:28, archived)
# He was quite impressive. He should be prime minister, in fact.
Like in that film.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:33, archived)
# this is worth a read as to why he is so involved
www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/apr/14/hugh-grant-news-of-the-world

the specator site doesn't seem to be working for the original article he wrote but the one above provides a link for when it does.
here is it: www.newstatesman.com/newspapers/2011/04/phone-yeah-cameron-murdoch
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:39, archived)
# I can only name 2
:(
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:30, archived)
# it's the murdoch clan & associates
Matthew Freud, Liz Murdoch, Andy Coulson, Murdoch, Thatcher, Cameron, Charlie Brooks, James Murdoch & Rebakah Brooks.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Andy Coulson is particularly well done in your pic
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:03, archived)
# ta - he suits the magician role
i was pretty much fucked on the light source on each face.

(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:06, archived)
# it's always very difficult doing multiple people in one pic
but you've done a pretty good job I reckon!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:11, archived)
# :) chhers!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:36, archived)
# This wins the internet today
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:26, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Hahaha,
and I bet he forgot why he went in there.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:38, archived)
# father chewy loui? father spodo comodo?.....
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Haha, top silliness =)
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:50, archived)
[challenge entry] I have days like that
He'll need this once he gets inside
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:51, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:59, archived)
# *phones lawyer*
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:03, archived)
# hahaha!
I thought he wasn't going to get there....
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:15, archived)
# :D
Awesome!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:32, archived)
# "Open Sez Me!"- Popeye
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:22, archived)
# so that's what
Yosemite Sam looks like without the beard!
(, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 10:02, archived)
# My first attempt at doing a draws in many years. The original was a male model, believe it or not.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:00, archived)
# I wish my draws were that good.
unfortunately my sister stole all the talent for drawing from the whole family.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Put a paintbrush up her bottom until she gives it back.
That's what my family did to me.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:23, archived)
# thass nice
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:25, archived)
# It's good.
I've helpfully coloured it up for you.

(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:25, archived)
# top job :)
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:28, archived)
# Awesome, thanks!!
He's hot!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:28, archived)
# HE IS WEARING THE WIG AND THE CONTACTS
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:31, archived)
# wear the shoes victoria
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:51, archived)
# and the teefs
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:28, archived)
# rugged
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:32, archived)
# Looks like Joe Dallesandro
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:33, archived)
# Nicely ^^
I need to get some more life drawing done; I can't keep drawing anthropomorphic foxes.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:38, archived)
# wood!
yummy!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:55, archived)
# very nice!
is it biro-art?
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Captain we need more flaps!

No apologies for crapness. I have MS Paint and no artistic talant.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:51, archived)
# The wingspan would need to be much wider
but if we can make giant organic wings that can flap then I am totally down with that. Might be a good idea to make the fuselage lighter.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:59, archived)
# There is a prototype for a faster version too
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:17, archived)
# "No apologies for crapness. I have MS Paint and no artistic tal[e]nt"
Welcome to my world. Still, love the idea.
(, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 1:01, archived)
# BANKSY! BANKSY! MURALS! GRAFFITI! BOLLARDS AND STAIRWELLS!

(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:38, archived)
# I have no idea what's going on here
but it's still bloody excellent :D
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:42, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:42, archived)
# oh go on then
ive watched this at least once a day since it was first shown

"Deffo gonna win, urban style, cos my mum's a prostitute!"
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:21, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:43, archived)
#
Dude, this is fuking awesome!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Grand stuff.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:50, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:54, archived)
# THIS IS HOW IT STARTS
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:57, archived)
# HOLY YES!
CONCRETE IS OUR CLOTHIN'
BOLLARDS ARE OUR SHOES!

BLOODY EXTREME!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:59, archived)
# do you animate these on poly planes / shapes with transparencies in max, or some sort of flash based animation system?
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:01, archived)
# He uses only the best wholemeal wheat to make them.
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:17, archived)
# yes
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:19, archived)
# THAT WOULD BE AN ECUMENITAL MATTER
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:20, archived)
# the first
don't have flash
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:33, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:42, archived)
# hahahaha!
I watched this yesterday and it was very funny. :)

In the urban environment!
(, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:21, archived)

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