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(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:55, archived)
# hahahaha! Yay for He-Man in other cartoon styles!

click for bigger (426k)

The rather excellent fannycradock made the original (HERE), and I stuck it through Illustrator!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Haha, lovely work on both.
:)
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Dead Man's Duck:
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:08, archived)
# RABBIT SEASON!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:10, archived)
# DUCK SEASON!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:32, archived)
# RABBIT SEASON!
(Howdies, JS!)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Hahaha, good grief!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:32, archived)
# hahahahhahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:57, archived)
# just plain nuts
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:59, archived)
# this never gets old . . .
it's the gif that keeps on giving!
(SomeGirl needs more sleep, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 5:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Manly men
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Two and a Half Jokes
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:50, archived)
# was there really that many in the whole show?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Ha ha, he's a womanising alcoholic
Ha ha, he's a chiropractor who's unlucky in love.

Ha he, he's a fat little shite who farts a lot and disrespects his elders.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:31, archived)
# That kid looks like Chaz Bono
Post-trans.
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:02, archived)
# 1 script = 100 shows
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Why Mr President!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:42, archived)
# shopped pecs only
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:46, archived)
# LOL!
Well they are a bit! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:49, archived)
# very
nicely crafted Sir!
(CjR Mix, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Y Fank U!
Original sauce an old playgirl style shot of Burt Reynolds if anyone wants to know...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:50, archived)
# he's quite the hairy beast!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:19, archived)
# I think that was in
Cosmopolitan, not Playgirl.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:55, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Calm down dear
it's just a photoshop!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:51, archived)
# You know how to ruin a moment, Wil
or is it you want him all to yourself!?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:53, archived)
# If I get a loan of the presidential helicopter for the day
that one with the double blades, I'm all his! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:00, archived)
# So what you're saying is you'd like a ride on the President's chopper?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Hahaha!
Sure why not!

It would blow me away! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:20, archived)
# I'm on a horse.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:49, archived)
# A dead bear
I think...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Superb shop sir!!
*Click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Yes he can.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:40, archived)
# nice
(herman:D, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Very nice
Get it tagged, I say
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 2:26, archived)
# Would
also, wood
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:18, archived)
# A very manly tranny
(nicktiler, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:36, archived)
# So basically.....a tranny?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:39, archived)
# works for me
*already fwapping*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:39, archived)
# This is Divine the ultimate tranny
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:41, archived)
# My mate's a tranny, and unlike Divine, he doesn't eat poo.
Well, not unless he's really, pissed. Or hungry. Or someone poos in his mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:44, archived)
# I heard about that and I believe it was fake and very possibily gay
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Yeah, I've heard it was fake.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:50, archived)
# probably a Twix bar or something
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:54, archived)
# That's a twelve-pinter.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Aaaaaaaarrrrrgggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Hahaha,
a pre watershed Freebase, a very bold move.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:31, archived)
# A 'watershed' on b3ta? Shirely the only shed around here is Rob's Internet Cunt Shed!?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:32, archived)
# To the cunt shed!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:36, archived)
# I see he's been sniffing the WD40 again
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:37, archived)
# My WD40 hell, by Britain's top Internet Cunt,
only in this Sunday's News Of The W..... oh bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:42, archived)
# "It was a living hell but at least it kept my nuts loose!" slimed media mogul and all-round internet cunt Rob Manuel
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:44, archived)
# That's not the cunt shed
that was when he was still allowed indoors
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:39, archived)
# That suggests that Rob was house trained in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:46, archived)
# * needs more flag




(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:44, archived)
# Nice fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:31, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:27, archived)
# that was an excellent court case.
being on the jury was fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:33, archived)
# FUUUUUUCK!!..........nice techi-nique that man
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:39, archived)
# \o/

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Very impressive, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Cheers Cap'n!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 15:49, archived)
# He's a hero.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:41, archived)
# A Work Of Art
What's going to be the best way of getting this blown up to 6 foot square and hung on my wall?
(xaer0mancer, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 20:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Real men don't fanny about with "speed"boats
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:19, archived)
# Hahaha.
I bet someone's tried this.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:23, archived)
#
tried died like
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:31, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:32, archived)
# Needs more donkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:33, archived)
# Yayyyy!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:36, archived)
# hee heeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:41, archived)
# is this okay or utter crap


im asking cause this is work related and not random shit
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:47, archived)
# looks clean :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:49, archived)
# initially
it looks cool. The right hand side curvature of the pool looks a bit wrong. like it's nipped into a point. round it off a bit more. Same goes for the left side actually looking at it.
(CjR Mix, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:50, archived)
# Pool? I thought it was a pile of sausages :(((
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:52, archived)
# You are so wrong! it is a severed King Kong hand.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:55, archived)
# King Kong hand?
I thought it was a collection of saveloys.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Collection of saveloys? I thought it was a paddling pool
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Paddling pool? I thought it was a giant cartoon baseball glove.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:13, archived)
# haha yeh i was thinking it looks like wieners myself
maybe i should try a different colour but the grass is green and the water is blue and any other colour i can think of is like purple which would be slightly gay
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:13, archived)
# you dropped this '?'
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:50, archived)
# looks good to me maybe the top of the inflatable pool is bending a little too much
on the right side.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:51, archived)
# ^ what he said! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:55, archived)
# That's a huuuuge fleshlight
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:52, archived)
# what is this random shit
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:53, archived)
# What sort of work
would require a cartoon of a man sitting in a paddling pool? Just out of interest.
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:55, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:59, archived)
# I don't recall "friend"ing
"Cartoon Man Pool Tester" ;)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:02, archived)
# you should
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:12, archived)
# its called pool drawing
thats what i do for a living. drawing cartoon swimming pools. no really its some silly ipad game for kids.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhh...
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:27, archived)
# a bit more...
(CjR Mix, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:55, archived)
# oh i see what you did there
this improves it so much! thanks a million. totally gonna fix that. thanks :)
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Is this where they get the blue liquid from for women's adverts?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Pretty good
how about adding a yellow "cloud" around the bather?
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:00, archived)
# looks like the water is all gonna come out the side of the pool.
other then that it's fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:04, archived)
# It's a bit different from what I've been photoshopping for work:
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:08, archived)
#
(CjR Mix, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:11, archived)
# i cant believe you even bothered to draw a new mouth
and that nice water around him. way too much work but i love it. also look at how innocent my guy looks or he looks like he just saw goatse.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:14, archived)
# You're gonna need a bigger pool.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:25, archived)
# you go in the pool..
sharks in the pool.


Our shark.
(CjR Mix, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:25, archived)
#
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Coming soon - John Actor is...


MONKFISH IN SPACE
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:44, archived)
# HAHAHA!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:45, archived)
# hahahah
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Murdoch commissioned this as a parting gift!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Hahaha...
Word in your shell-like :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:36, archived)
# hahaha!
I can't see that pic without thinking of this though

youtu.be/HDMuk5eGR8Q
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:38, archived)
# hahaha
excellent! Can't beat Python!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:40, archived)
# excellent
front page of www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/ is like a page from a specialist porn mag (remember them?)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:49, archived)
# *ahem*
remember subscribe to
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:17, archived)
# the internet has taken half the fun out of the aquisition of quality gentlemen's special interest publications
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Classy!
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:37, archived)
# I'm off work today
so I slept in. I only just remembered I haven't posted this yet:

(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Oh that hurt =)
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:21, archived)
# oh dear.. :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:36, archived)
# He was like a father to that Cotton lady in Eastenders
He raised Dot.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:38, archived)
[challenge entry] "Ooooh, cheeky!"
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Zombie Eastwood and his enormous broken hand ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:17, archived)
# "...she said, with a cheeky Clint in her, aye."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:17, archived)
# A thing of beauty
"Haha", she laughed nervously, "why have you eaten all my contrast?"
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:20, archived)
# haha this made me properlol
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:21, archived)
# me too
sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:28, archived)
# There's only one Dirty Harry in this palace PUNK!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:31, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:36, archived)
# HAHAHA
Shane Macgowan?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:41, archived)
# She says the jungle... it just came alive and took him.


Click for bigger (369 kb)
(CjR Mix, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:06, archived)
# Terrifying
and pretty well done
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:12, archived)
# I don't think it's possible for me to fwap any harder to this without starting a fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Chuckling to yourself then?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Y KANT TORI HAVE YOUR RAW FLESH
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Jeez you gotta big piggy.Jeez you gotta big piggy.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Would
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Good Gawd!!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:16, archived)
# hahahaha!
fucking hell :) i think i just spaffed in my pants
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Nice :)
very nice. Great shadow work/colouring etc
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:43, archived)
# Nicely done indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:01, archived)
# very nice
:DD
(herman:D, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 22:58, archived)
[challenge entry] it's her favourite impression...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:06, archived)
# hahahahah
hatstanding

Edit: Have Evil Tatcher holding a carrot
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:07, archived)
# is there any other kind of Thatcher?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:29, archived)
# She ain`t get in no plane foo

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:38, archived)
# She'll be off down Soho looking for cock again
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:45, archived)
# GMOS?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Just brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:14, archived)
# hahaha
ba-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Hmm, if I click 'I like this' more than once, how many will count?
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha
*Click*!!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:17, archived)
# hahahahahaha, runs in the family!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:00, archived)
# I shall begin with WOO
I also have a YAY
Hoopla will not suffice,
Your post Sir is 100% PANOWIE!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:16, archived)
# I'm way too late to reply, but this should really be seen by the queen.
You would definitely be knighted.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:55, archived)
#
brilliant as ever
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:20, archived)
# Hahaha
(herman:D, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 13:57, archived)
# What day is it today?

I even bought my own spanging pan with me.
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Maybe it's because I haven't slept for 20 hours but..
..I have no idea what's going on here.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:33, archived)
# It's Fried A
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:38, archived)
# You're a Fried A
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:48, archived)
# I'll Fried A you in a minute.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Chance'd be a fine thing.
... aaannnd relax.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Weeee...........

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:34, archived)
# FUCKIN' A
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:34, archived)
# "...that's a spangin' "

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:36, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Haha so WRONG =)))
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:59, archived)
# No no no
It is all that is right. This is superb!
(Fistshaker, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:03, archived)
# COMPO IT
EDIT Oh, was done =)
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Nico Toscani! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHA, love it!
DavinSeagal
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:36, archived)
# arf!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GaKaGwch0U
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Too subtle?

I don't think I actually needed to shop this image.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:24, archived)
# somthing about a Pangolin?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:29, archived)
# How can you READ this? There's no pictures!
Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Arnholt vont vee vee...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:06, archived)
# WEE WEE PARTY
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Manly or what??
(moistness, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:38, archived)
# What.
What Manly...

Oh I don't know....!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Looks more eagley to me
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:42, archived)
# What the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:04, archived)
# He's weeing on a baby.
Pretty fucking manly, right?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:04, archived)
# The chest hair
already looks like an inverted CDC
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Finally, she delivered some SUPER news!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:34, archived)
# whooosh
quick and lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:34, archived)
# WIV DA ANGELS NOW
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:35, archived)
# 4eva in r harts
god bles bekah we luv u slep tite litle angle
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:38, archived)
# *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:40, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:38, archived)
# You send these to Private Eye, right?
I bet Hislop is getting sucked dry by his staff at the moment. When's it next out?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:39, archived)
# No, I don't actually?
And I'm not sure when Hislop get's it out next?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:50, archived)
# You should.
It's published every fortnight, I believe. I bet you could get reglar dollah for your stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:09, archived)
# Hmmm, thanks for the tip
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:41, archived)
# You're welcome.
My fee is very reasonable.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Next Thursday, I think.
(Girlyboy is going to be a bridesmaid!, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:12, archived)
# Hahaha...
Brilliant Q! Congrats on that super dooper FP sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:47, archived)
# :D
Cheers sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:52, archived)
# "You sly dog, you got me hacking! I can't believe it....."
Awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:16, archived)
[challenge entry] David's rugby playing brother

is pretty manly.
(moistness, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:31, archived)
# Hahaha
Need to grow a much wider neck so I'll look more manly
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:34, archived)
# Urgh
That hair! I'm so glad he's got a stylist now.

I know boys thought it was cool in the 90s but it really wasn't
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:38, archived)
# Gaston.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:04, archived)
# Less Manly...
More Ogre-ly.

But then, I'm one to talk...
(xaer0mancer, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 20:13, archived)
[challenge entry] World War 10
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Too... much... testosterone...
turning... into... man!

*cooks dinner and leaves washing up for 3 days*

Edit: B3ta needs an "I love this!" button
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:17, archived)
# 'cooks' dinner?
orders dinner you mean
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:18, archived)
# cooks = presses buttons on microwave
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Fuck that stereotype. Men love to cook
They can't talk enough about how great their food is. They just leave it for "special occasions" i.e. when they can be arsed. Then they use every pan imaginable and don't wash it up because "dinner will get cold if we don't eat it now".

3 days later there is no cutlery, no plates and I'm eating pot noodle with a Debenhams card.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:22, archived)
# My food really is great.



(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:24, archived)
# So is the beardedwife's
He actually cooked a stir fry yesterday which was amazing and, while he left the washing up straight afterwards, when I woke up this morning it had all been done.

Only took 5 years of training. Next, how to take the washing out of the machine once it's finished.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:27, archived)
# I wash up as soon as I have eaten.*


*The dishes and cutlery may or may not stay on the draining board until needed again.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Beardedwife is the king of washboard Buckaroo
I've seen stuff piled two foot high but it will never occur to him to put away the dry stuff before embarking on a new bowl of washing up.

It turns into washboard Jenga when you want a plate that's on the bottom of the pile
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:33, archived)
# Take a picture of this, upload on Sunday and then compo it!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Pfft!
He's already done the washing up this week. We may not see the phenomenon again until the next blue moon

/unnecessarily mean to the beardedwife.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:38, archived)
# I just love sweeping gender-based generalisations.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:54, archived)
#
sweeping gender women
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:13, archived)
# hehehe!
Mornin' lully :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:30, archived)
# shark - check. helicopter - check.
bridge - ?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:18, archived)
# The Hulkster already destroyed it
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:09, archived)
# this would make a great poster!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:18, archived)
# needs more mustard
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:19, archived)
# It's what the tank runs on
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:20, archived)
# and a pipe
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Add some old spice and this wins!
;)

Edit: HAHAHA! Excellent Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:20, archived)
# ^this
"I'm on an tank."
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Cheers Whato :)
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:49, archived)
# TJ: Ding, dong, the witch is dead! The witch is dead!
www.guardian.co.uk/media/blog/2011/jul/15/phone-hacking-live-coverage#block-7

EDIT: Piss. But hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:24, archived)
# LOL @ Live Coverage.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:27, archived)
# Right on schedule
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Whilst this is pretty manly...
What can be more manly than off-road group masturbation?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:26, archived)
# That's pretty fucking manly, that is.
Especially when it's a merekat piloting the ve-hi-cle.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:27, archived)
# His name is Baldwin
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Smart Alec!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:30, archived)
# You can tell.
He has that sort of look about him.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:31, archived)
# Hahaha...
:D That's the fastest game of 'Soggy biccie' I've seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Oooh the sand stings!
cumonthemeerkat.com?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:58, archived)
# Damn. This film HAS to be made.
But it's on that day that the world would implode due to the sheer manliness that has befell it. Oh and it'd have an awesome soundtrack.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:41, archived)
# The opening tune could be the old gillette song!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:45, archived)
# Totally.
Over a montage of jets and stuff, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:16, archived)
# hahahaha
Great, Great montage!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:54, archived)
# Cheers Q!
\O/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:12, archived)
# The shark makes this.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:24, archived)
# 25P A BOTTLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 20:24, archived)
# Somewhere in a parallel universe, this is today's Sun...
(I designed this from scratch - took bloody ages!)



Click for bigger (395 kb)
(munkii, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:15, archived)
# looks like a copy from 1982!
:)

It's very nicely and authentically done
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:19, archived)
#
It's meant to look like a worn-out copy from the 1980s. It's satirising the infamous Hillsborough headline from 1989.
(munkii, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:21, archived)
# well you've done an absolutely tip-top job there squire
have yourself a pat on the back

who's today's Page Three Girl? is it Suzanne Mizzi or Corrine Russell?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:35, archived)
# Anne Widdecombe
*hopes*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:37, archived)
# Oh No!
It's Betty Boothroyd!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:49, archived)
# Suzanne Mizzi died a couple of months ago :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:40, archived)
# but she was still alive in 1983
I know - it's partially what made me say - I used to have a big thing for Mizzi
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:48, archived)
# I had a big thing for her too
by which I mean my engorged teenage penis
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:12, archived)
#
Ah, that's sad. I have a bunch of 80s magazines in the garage somewhere. Always liked Suzanne.
(xixax, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 3:43, archived)
# This is bloody awesome.
Love the ageing - really well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:24, archived)
# :)
Good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:40, archived)
# This is super soar away sun-tastic
in every way!

Let me just rummage through my own bins and pull out a big sexy woo:

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:45, archived)
# I can't give this a hi enough cockalorum.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:50, archived)
# Sexiest Woo Yay Houpla ever!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:42, archived)
# nice.
well done, time well spent.

but just look at those sill hacks at the sun, they have forgotten to turn off auto hyphenation.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:53, archived)
# nicely done
and on the subject.. Brooks has resigned!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:59, archived)
# Very nice work!
In other news: Rob's sister has resigned!

www.guardian.co.uk/media/blog/2011/jul/15/phone-hacking-live-coverage
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:05, archived)
# hahaha :)
"Rob's sister - the media cunt."
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:09, archived)
# The number of people who've come up to me this week to tell me that Rebekah Brooks is the dead spit of Rob Manuel



...is about three
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:11, archived)
# Falling on the Sword to save Rupert Murdoch, perhaps?
It was on the cards from the start but this thing is big and growing all the time can we dare to hope Rupert Murdoch gets pushed off a yacht and found floating in the Sea like a turd?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Somewhere Ross Kemp is having a little chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:19, archived)
# Does the other Chuckle Brother know about this?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Hahahaahhahaha
"Having a chuckle" is now changed irrevocably in my lexicon.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:25, archived)
# "to me, to you" ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:49, archived)
# Pffft!
He's the fluffer
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:46, archived)
# "Rob's sister" hahahaahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:26, archived)
# Me likey - me clicky
And the timing coinciding with the wonderful news of Brooks' demise is just icing on a particularly sweet cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:10, archived)
# I spilt some Cillit Bang on the NoTW once
all the ink disappeared!

Barry Scott was not lying about that stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:11, archived)
# this looks great!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:13, archived)
# Great stuff
and tata Brooks - next stop, Holloway!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:14, archived)
# nicely aged :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:15, archived)
# GREAT shop work sir!
Very nicely done *clickitty-click*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:00, archived)
# Great work all round
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:29, archived)

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