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[challenge entry] old joke--different execution
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:21, archived)
# An oldie but goodie :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:23, archived)
# Apparently it never happened; it's an urban myth.
Checked it out on scopes.com
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:26, archived)
# ah, Tracy just looks old ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:26, archived)
# I meant the joke, not Inherit the Wind
which was, what, 1960?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:33, archived)
# I knew what you meant
old joke--different execution

and it was 1960 but was Inherit the Windows. (divorce settlement, er summit)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:35, archived)
# Haha, ok :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:39, archived)
# Whereas Harry Morgan hardly ages at all.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:38, archived)
# I'm not typing all that into a browser, it would take ages.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:38, archived)
# duh
you just click on it
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:55, archived)
# is he shoving something up his vagina?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:57, archived)
# he's scratching his devilled plums
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:01, archived)
# Getting ready for Disney.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:03, archived)
# getting ready for spain
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:04, archived)
# Watch out for crazy guys that chop people up at grocery stores.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:08, archived)
# i won't be in supermarkets
i'll be in a jacuzzi
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:13, archived)
# oh no you'll miss this great disney compo
fucking disney shit for a whole fucking week snow white coke head aquaman fucking the little mermaid 700 fucking dwarfs bambi stomped by godzilla star wars characters replaced by disney characters what a fun week oh my god
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:18, archived)
# when i'm sipping my bacardi and coke in the sunshine
i'll think of your pain and laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:21, archived)
# I'm laughing at the fact that you drink that swill.
Ha haaaa! Happy Hangovers! o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:25, archived)
# i was a vodka drinker
but switched due to excessive heartburn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:27, archived)
# After looking over the compo suggestions...I'll be hitting the Scotch...hard!
(and swearing at my computer)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:31, archived)
# can't touch that stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:40, archived)
# ^ Regarding the comp, this
Plus we've just had a week of kids characters doing fucked up stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:27, archived)
# Snow White as Scarface...you watch!
I'm not one to bitch though... ^__^
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:34, archived)
# Haha.. love this....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:08, archived)
# This is nice...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:07, archived)
# Getting ready for cider and cheescake
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:08, archived)
# oh fuck, i want cheesecake now!
the shop over the road sells green's cheesecake mix, i may have to get some.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:11, archived)
# Summer berry cheesecake from Morrisons
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:13, archived)
# it'd take me an hour and £4
to get to the nearest morrisons. the lemon cheesecake from asda is my favourite, but i can only eat a little bit of it. easier and cheaper to make my own, i think.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:15, archived)
# New York Vanilla Cheesecake is my favourite
but as you say whatever is closest at hand.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:19, archived)
# it's odd, but i find chocolate cheesecake repellent
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:22, archived)
# Me too
vanilla and lemon are the best flavours
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:24, archived)
# lemon ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:27, archived)
# Sod the cheesecake!
It's Wednesday!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:23, archived)
# but i like cheesecake :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:25, archived)
# Well yes, food is all well and good in principle, Smash.
But nobody likes it really.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:32, archived)
# now you tell me!
i've just gone and bought a cheesecake mix!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:38, archived)
# Sorry. But people need to be told.
I'm just about to watch a repeat of Come Dine With Me on More 4, to help wean me off food even more.

(I think I'm such a clever clogs, but in private I watch some utter garbage on telly, while loftily telling people things like: "Oh, I only watch Newsnight, Match of the Day and Shooting Stars.")
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:43, archived)
# i'm watching my name is earl
so i can only lord it over those who watch x factor or big brother
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:48, archived)
# Christ, yeah. There are depths and then there are depths.
(I liked the first few series of Earl, though)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:53, archived)
# i'm about to ramp it up a bit
by watching the blue planet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:55, archived)
# I think perhaps you are judging people soley on their reaction to your prawn toast when you give it too them
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:05, archived)
# Well, yeah.
What other credible criterion is there?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:35, archived)
# Also:
Dressing room-invading shenanigans from Filthy, Rich & Catflap, featuring Rik Mayall and the mighty Nolan Sisters:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=P16Hp80H10Q
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:28, archived)
# Crikey.
They all had massive arses even 24 years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:55, archived)
# Mommy, Uncle Death wants us kids to come and spend the weekend with him!
We love Uncle Death! Can we go? Can we? Can weeee????
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:59, archived)
#
www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF250-Uncle_Duncan.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:05, archived)
# Weeeee. oops.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:28, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:22, archived)
[challenge entry] That should calm the crazy fuckers down....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:54, archived)
# Robbie Rotten is genuinely excellent in this program
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:57, archived)
# my wife has a thing for Sporticus :(
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:03, archived)
# i hear he's got a thing for her, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:04, archived)
# :( Bad times
but all the steroids will have shrunk his willy
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:05, archived)
# he's an athletic bloke
i'm sure there's plenty of other stuff he could do
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:08, archived)
# he could put the shelves up and save me a job
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:14, archived)
# no wonder your wife isn't satisfied
if you can fit the shelves up
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:16, archived)
# they are very small shelves
from a dolls house, I also picked out some nice drapes
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:22, archived)
# are they beefy drapes?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:23, archived)
# Pork scratching flavour
brb baths finished running
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:24, archived)
# have fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:28, archived)
# youll never be as good in the bedroom as him
though, if i was a bird, and he was flipping around and somersaulting in a small bedroom, i'd get pissed off.

I was in the gym once when lazy town was on the TV. I have to make sure i go during that interval again.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:07, archived)
# Thanks for the moral support
Guess I'll have to hold out hopes for Amelia Arsenic
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:14, archived)
# choke it down fry
(whowotme nipple clamps, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:44, archived)
# where's nibbler when you need him?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:46, archived)
# He's pooing out some dark matter
I wouldn't go in there for a while if you know what I mean
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:54, archived)
# heavy shit, man
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:56, archived)
# thats one wobbly cock
does it belong to mr Horrible Gelatinous Blob?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:48, archived)
# Do green Gelatinous Blobs have magenta cocks too?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:51, archived)
# undboutedly.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:53, archived)
# I guess it would go fairly well with their yellowish-green hue
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:55, archived)
# I bet that's Hypnotoads cock
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:55, archived)
# Maybe it belongs to Wobbly Bloke
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:56, archived)
# not vectored enough :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:58, archived)
# He looks like he's playing a tune on it
Putting my latest offering here as it's basically a TOAP

(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:49, archived)
# Fake !
too many pubes
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:31, archived)
# Bindun? Kinda obvious, Robert
(StruStru saving the world at no extra charge, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Optimizor, I choose you!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:05, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:06, archived)
# If only.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Pokey balls
Anyone else have any good Pokemon based puns? might do a series/
(StruStru saving the world at no extra charge, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:06, archived)
# charred eddie izzard
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Pukeymon
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:07, archived)
# How do you get 1000 Pikachus on a bus?
Poke 'em on.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:11, archived)
# mince them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:11, archived)
# This is a valid alternative
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:13, archived)
# unfortunately, they taste like yellow fluff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:14, archived)
# A bit like duckling then
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:21, archived)
# you're supposed to pluck them first
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:23, archived)
# This isn't always possible in our busy modern lifestyles.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:29, archived)
# there's always time for a plucking
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:31, archived)
# I'v just finally googled Pokemon to find out what it is, being as I'm always unsure when poeple post Pokemon things
Then saw your... apparently...
The word Pokémon is identical in both the singular and plural, as is each individual species name; in short, it is grammatically correct to say both "one Pokémon" and "many Pokémon" as well as "one Pikachu" and "many Pikachu". ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:21, archived)
# Also, they are fictional
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Bugger..!! I didn't get that far...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:36, archived)
# Pika-ah-ah-AH-ACHOOO!
Man-key or 'penis'
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:22, archived)
# Earthquake.....? did you feel it?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:23, archived)
# No
I actually didn't notice it here, although plenty of other people in the area did.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:29, archived)
# I didn't know if you needed disaster aid or anything...
I'd made you a sandwich and was ready and waiting to mail it over if you needed it, at least that's my tea sorted out anyway..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:57, archived)
# funnily enough
i had a lightbulb that survived being dropped out of a 13th floor window onto a concrete carpark. it was named bulbasaur thereafter and lived on my bookshelf.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:11, archived)
# clever girl...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:11, archived)
# be very still
its vision is based on brightness
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:18, archived)
# and the wiggling of jelly-based desserts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:23, archived)
# *adjusts brightness/contrast slider*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:26, archived)
# Is there some sort of pokemon resurgence going on?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Everyone poke the mods to get the comp on TODAY, rather than frickin friday or whatever it was last time
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Friday would be good for me actually, I've still got a lot on
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:48, archived)
# I've got nothing on
*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:52, archived)
# me too actually
im bursting with ideas right now, but ill be working late to compensate for the time ive wasted messing about on here and facebook :-(
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:56, archived)
# I've been working since 6 again on this unpaid thing
still another couple of days work in it I reckon :(
but it might be good at the end :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:57, archived)
# unpaid? Fook that!
Im in pure money-grabbing bastard mode right now, after working at a severely reduced rate for that magazine thing i did, and i still havent got paid for it!

Needs to get my funds back up. Spensive bizniss, this london lark.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:58, archived)
# It's not like I have a paid alternative at the moment though :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Thought you would be drowning in work?
Do you freelance? Work from home? I thought you had regular work...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:00, archived)
# at the moment I do one day a week paid
and then anything I can scrape together.

No one wants me *violins* :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Well, considering youve worked on transformers, star wars, and dr who stuff
i'd say youve had some pretty damn good jobs.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:05, archived)
# I've drawn pictures of transformers, star wars, and dr who stuff
not exactly high profile (or well paid) stuff
Did you assume it was stuff for the actual film/tv studios? :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:13, archived)
# erm
Yes.... :-(
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:19, archived)
# hahahahahaha
no, I've helped design officially branded toys.
The pay is rubbish but it's fun and on the very plus side it has granted me access to the Lucasfilm vault (amazing art reference repository)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:29, archived)
# i find it surprising that something like that pays crap
ive done some relatively low key jobs (obscure casino websites, austrailian board game covers, adverts for things youve not heard of) yet, they pay pretty well.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:31, archived)
# wish that it were
or better still wish I had some of your low key jobs to do :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:35, archived)
# I'll take 'em off your hands!
Recently made redundant...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:36, archived)
# yay, you too? we should start a club
Feb was last time I was properly employed

Will be easting the furniture come Christmas at this rate :)

Maybe if we keep badgering taters he'll throw work scraps to us from his London penthouse.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:45, archived)
# Ah do you reckon he would?
I was made redundant in June. Haven't even managed to
conjure up an interview despite applying for at least 5 jobs
a week, and all I want to do is go Snowboarding :D
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:50, archived)
# Penthouse? Its a poky studio flat (in an admittedly lovely area though)
I mostly get requests to do stuff like cartoony modeling as seen in my portfolio, and since i dont really know anyone who shows examples of such work, i cant pass of any work to mates.

Rob should be paying you for keeping his frontpage stocked with lovely images :-D

I am quite surprised though - youre a right creative chap, and youre good at quick things that look good. Most of the time, people dont have the money to do 3d illustrations because they take so long to do. Quick and cheap is good.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:53, archived)
# Australian board games
would make an excellent image challenge
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:36, archived)
# Is there a Mod-Poking tool of some description?
maybe a 10ft barge-pole?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:49, archived)
# My friend Billy has a 10ft willy...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Pics?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:13, archived)
# Money first.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Damn this how they suck you in
first they get your interest, then when you demand more you're ensnared into spiralling debts.

Can we negotiate and a payment plan?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:35, archived)
# Yeah but it involves a time-share and some frozen food adverts.
Or just hit up Craigslist.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:38, archived)
# What's your rush?
Is there an extra-special prize on offer this week?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:50, archived)
# A weekend at Rob's IC Shed
full board
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:52, archived)
# ...and lashings of ginger beer!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:55, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:56, archived)
# the fact that i actually have several ideas for this (that actually follow the comp rules!) and will participate, as its a good compo
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:57, archived)
# You're assuming that the one currently in the lead will win
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Not a safe assumption
given that a couple of weeks ago some non-contributing twat claimed to have vote-rigged a less popular option because they didn't like the one /board had chosen.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:04, archived)
# people 'win' these things?
Dont think im in this to win - im in it for the lolz.
Every time i try hard for an FP or some adoring comments, it gets buried in a threadrush or just ignored :-)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Just keep reposing in a new thread.
People will notice eventually :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:06, archived)
# *takes notes*
Ill also make the image as big as possible, so more people see it.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:07, archived)
# You're way ahead of me.
Also, protip: if people complain, just delete the thread and try again.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Ah the Max Clifford approach to publicity!
all publicity is good publicity even when they call you a cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:15, archived)
# And, if you're really stuck
Post something that someone else did on a different site. Perhaps no-one will notice.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:19, archived)
# So wow thats a neato what now right.
Response so far has been a little strange.

Now my shirt a guy on another forum made it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:24, archived)
# No, i meant that the current front runner in the vote for the next image challenge
might not end up being the image challenge!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:22, archived)
# I prefer the challenge to start before people start posting pictures for it
but that's not entirely the fault of Fraser
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Well he does have to give people a fair chance to vote
otherwise it will just a snapshot of views expressed at a very small window of opportunity there are still people at work and away from the internets.

I might suggest that really the vote be made on Tuesday and left to carry through until 5pm Wednesday when it will be announced which was selected.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:02, archived)
# i didn't know there was a dwarf called suicidey
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:59, archived)
#
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Is it national tardigrade appreciation day or something?
Seen a few mentions today
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:22, archived)
# It's ALWAYS National Tardigrade Appreciation Day in my book :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Whats
a tardigrade? - this is a six armed astronaut!
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:26, archived)
# *politically and factually incorrect response*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:27, archived)
# :D
I haven't been told off for so long, feels so good. Then again *politically and factually incorrect response* could probably account for anything that I do
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:34, archived)
# Moss piglet or sometimes water bear...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:28, archived)
# The rating given to time travelling police boxes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:30, archived)
# That the grade you get for always being late to appointments
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Tardy is such a lovely word :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:38, archived)
# 2nd best of all the Americanisms
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:43, archived)
# What's the best?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:53, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10445267
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:25, archived)
# Brilliant :D sounds like something the Hamburglar would say if he were in a shitty 80s cartoon.
"I'm going to BURGLARIZE you!"
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:40, archived)
# Nice
That is one flaming ripper - chilli leaves for breakfast?
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:42, archived)
# MOSS PIGLETS IN SPAAAAAAACE!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Reminds me of
These
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:32, archived)
# The source image is weirder than the shopped image!
Little fucker has a cannon for a mouth!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Yeah
I thought it looked a bit like a chain gun, I did also see a Dalek-a-like
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:41, archived)
# No idea...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Torch him....I wouldn't complain
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:16, archived)
# ...but who would present middle-of-the-road mass appeal prime time Saturday television?
Ohhh... Graham Norton.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:25, archived)
#
Torch him I
n't complain
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:39, archived)
# "We have a Timelord porter at the moment, he's from Gallifrey. It'd be quicker to train an *Darlek*! "
(Torchwood is a spinoff from DrWho, right? I didn't just imagine that?)

Ace stuff!

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:16, archived)
# *cuffs round back of head*
Yep that's right ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:19, archived)
# psst, Fraser
do "Torchwood" instead of those ones?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:20, archived)
# ^ what this fine-looking young lady said
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:23, archived)
# This works far too well!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:23, archived)
# It's the manic grin and slightly crazed gleam in the eye that makes it :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Hahaha...

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Image Challenge Vote Alert
This week's election candidates are as follows:

* America Fuck Yeah! Photoshop the USA bringing freedom and democracy to things and places that possibly would rather be left alone to sort out their own problems thank you very much.

* It's all Labours fault. What else can we heap at their door so that the public get locked into a left / right battle and don't worry about the vested interests that use any political party in power to get their own way?

* The down-side of Disney: what if Disney characters had real, miserable lives?

* The disadvantages of being Jesus. Sure, you're the son of god, you never have to pay for wine, but there must be downsides to being Jesus too. Here's your chance to show us what they are.

And here's the ballot box.

Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Jesus
Would this include posts equivalent of "half a shekel for an old ex-leper"?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:59, archived)
# fuck america
fuck labour
fuck disney
fuck jesus


votes jesus
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:59, archived)
# I vote disney
Apart from the LOLitical labour one, theyre all pretty good this week.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Like so?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:01, archived)
# phwoar
i do likes me disney ladies. Am i 'wrong'?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:24, archived)
# People get off on animal/human hybrids.
So I think you're in the clear.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:30, archived)
# That's an odd thing to say.
I don't see any evidence of that at all.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:52, archived)
# Uhh...
*deletes folder* Y-y-yeah, what a silly assumption to make!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:54, archived)
# Labour.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:00, archived)
# DISNAAAY
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:01, archived)
# I voted for Lesbian Ninja Vampire Bitch Commandos.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:03, archived)
# That's a nice /autocomplete you have there, sir
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Disney!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:03, archived)
# votes Disneyyy
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:03, archived)
# disney gone wrong = a fuckton of reposted shopped movie posters
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:04, archived)
# maybe the rule should be no reposts
then again some reposts are good
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:11, archived)
# the general theory
is it's good to get all themed posts together, so reposts are fine (as long as you obviously don't be a cunt and waste a new thread when the board is going at 500 mph)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:17, archived)
# *votes Disney*
-America will be the manliness one again

-I hate Labour

-I hate Jesus
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:06, archived)
# but...Jesus loves you
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:07, archived)
# He's a bit free with this love this Jesus bloke,
he told me he loved me and that I was the only one and now I find out he's been carrying on with everyone, literally everyone!

*stands behind door with rolling pin in hand*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:10, archived)
# That's how he ended up with the AIDS.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Of course you must have heard of Christian Aid before - he made it plurals ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:21, archived)
# don't give me it, you knew it wasn't exclusive..
(I helped save b3ta! Jesus!, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:15, archived)
# That's not what you told me last night!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:18, archived)
# Tellin' me!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:00, archived)
# no I don't
(I helped save b3ta! Jesus!, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Oi you! where have you been until this hour of the night?
Staggering back in stinking of sacrificial wine having given all your loving out to all those trollops!

*bashes on head with rolling pin*

**I do not in any condone domestic violence except for comedy effect
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:17, archived)
# takin' it all back now eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:17, archived)
# He's probably a bit pissed that he had to be nailed to that cross on a bank holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:19, archived)
# probably rained all day too :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Serves him right for getting hammered on Good Friday!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:21, archived)
# hmmmm... I think I'll go for disney...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:08, archived)
# The downside of Disney?
You're implying the existence of an upside?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:16, archived)
# you're suggesting Beauty and the Beast is anything other than the award winning masterpiece most animators regard it as?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:19, archived)
# Titanic was an award-winning masterpiece as regarded by the vast majority of cinematographers...
but I've not seen Beauty and the Beast so I can't comment.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Titanic wasn't Disney?
and I think you're confusing cinematographers with cinema-goers who are generally idiots
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:26, archived)
# Don't think so...
It is however an example of a film that scooped loads of awards and was extremely highly regarded in the industry that I didn't like...

As mentioned, not seen B&theB, but... CGI Pooh?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:31, archived)
# it wasn't the awards I meant to emphasise, simply that it is an absolute masterpiece
I was half distracted by remembering that it almost won the Oscar for best picture.

As for straight to tv cgi shows, yes, most production companies make generic fodder, you were suggesting they'd never done good not that they'd done some bad.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:35, archived)
# I thought the ballroom scene was stunning.
/two-penneth
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:22, archived)
# What's wrong with disney?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Only my opinion but...
www.disney.co.uk/winnie-the-pooh/home/
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:34, archived)
# only my opinion but...
Snow White
Fantasia
20,000 leagues under the sea
The Aristocats
The Black Hole
Tron
Return to Oz
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
The Little Mermaid
Rescuers Down Under
Beauty and the Beast
The Rocketeer
Muppets Christmas Carol
Toy Story
etc etc

;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:40, archived)
# Because I'm bored....
Agree
Agree
Agree
Agree
Never seen it
Really!?
You're joking right?
OK i guess
Never seen it
Never seen it
Never seen it
Never seen it
No, you are joking?
Never seen it
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:00, archived)
# nope, no joking on any of them
all thoroughly enjoyable films for various reasons.
Tron - what's not to love?!
Return to Oz, great design work
Muppets Christmas Carol - best adaptation of Dickens ever FACT!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:07, archived)
# Ok, you've sold me on the muppets!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:23, archived)
# pssst
you forgot tangled
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:28, archived)
# the etc was because I had reached Pixar
and once they're involved you can shut up :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:47, archived)
# as strange as it sounds,
i dont really class winnie the pooh as typical disney. I dont really like it much, but its a personal thing - it doesnt make me like disney any less for it.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:48, archived)
# tell you what
call it a draw and do Torchwood?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:19, archived)
# ffs
NO
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:22, archived)
# go on
it'll be sexy
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:32, archived)
# *abstains*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Hmm these all have their pros and cons
Voting Jesus, cos I'd rather see people taking the piss out of him than Disney.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Jebus
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:24, archived)
# :)
(jansenmann woo hoo, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:02, archived)
# Ho Ho !
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:40, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Hahahaaha!
Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:52, archived)
# i found it hard to blend
brain isn't functioning well either, need rest.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:11, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:37, archived)
# hahah--really!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Ha ha, :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:57, archived)
# hahah--maybe Morocco
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:00, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha
wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:13, archived)
# grim fandango
it's a point and click game from the mid-late 90's, it had a 1950's vibe off it and the main character owns a bar at one point and it always made me think of casablanca.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:21, archived)
# *learns*
ta muchly for the de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Not enough Grim Fandango shopping around here
Good show!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:13, archived)
# lucas arts need to make a sequel!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:22, archived)
# they won't, but I could see Telltale getting hold of the rights to do it
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:30, archived)
# hahahaha! Hell yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Logged on at the library
just so I could click on this.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:31, archived)
# OOh lully!
*Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:01, archived)
# cheers sir
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:23, archived)
# He's probably already jetted off to a moutain hide-away in Venezuela/DR Congo/a-n-other-place
and PRESTO the world gains another shadowy supervillan-terrist, plotting the demise of the west via the medium of Nutters on planes and suitcases full of manky old 2nd-hand Chinese plutonium and hand grenades on passenger trains :(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:02, archived)
# in case he needs a disguise...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:04, archived)
# hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:12, archived)
# Round up the usual suspects
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:08, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:39, archived)
# I take no credit for this :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:40, archived)
# TAKE ALL THE CREDIT BABY!
:D

www.b3ta.com/board/10517034

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:42, archived)
# ...and cue Mr Alternative CarParks!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
Interpretive?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Torchwood Inter-prat Institute
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Pass the mop!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:51, archived)
# B3ta-speak is getting incredibly complicated now...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:13, archived)
# It's Welsh, see.
see.IN - TER - PRAT - IVE
Lush.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Okay, this has an element of the 'work in progress' about it, but . . .
I was making an image of myself in a 3 year old child's wetsuit. I got about this far:



When I had a revelation:



I can actually put this thing on!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:22, archived)
# That's my wanking material sorted for tonight
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:23, archived)
# MOAR!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:25, archived)
# we need a collaaaaage
A MUTHAFUCKIN' COLLAAAAGE
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Strangley enough
that last image looks like it should have more image seams than most shopped stuff...

Edit: I meant 'Strangely', not 'Strangley'. Although thinking about it... ;D
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:26, archived)
# It's a raw image, only resized and auto-levels applied.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:27, archived)
# :DD
this sort of thing would not occur to just anyone :P
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Is that supposed to be reassuring?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:42, archived)
# yes, I assure you
(and re-assure, if that doesn't stick)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Is Pedantichrist having a joke..
I'v asked three times now and you have never answered.... What was the final outcome with your fart cannon?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Not right now ta,... I'v only just finnished my coffee....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:49, archived)
# I still have the canon
and I still have the bottle of farts.

I do not have enough fart yet ;(

It WILL fire a 3" diameter potato through a dot matrix printer though (or a little over a quarter of a mile, whichever you prefer)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:54, archived)
# At your present rate of collection....
I can see you with your upturned bottle, in the bath, in the olp peoples home... shouting at your carer that "it will work.!"
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:11, archived)
# get your fucking hair cut
hippy
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:14, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:11, archived)
# Stunning!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:12, archived)
# I say!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:13, archived)
# what a novel Idea.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:14, archived)
# oh "spare" me ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:14, archived)
# marvelous!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:17, archived)
# I say, good show! *click*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:17, archived)
# Fanbloodytastic!
*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Rather!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Ding Dong!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Kingpin 2: Roy's Revenge
Nicely :P
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:21, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Shane Macgowan used to work there...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:47, archived)
# gawd, what a thought :D
I'm surprised we don't see his lovely face on here
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:52, archived)
# begging to be animated
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:56, archived)
# haha--nothing to be gained now
thanx for the FP
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:03, archived)
# A flash game surely?
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:28, archived)
# Excellent
Not to mention somewhat Pythonesque.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:00, archived)
# Conrad Poohs?
Was my first thought
(ElGranto, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:20, archived)
# Steee'rike
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:14, archived)
# I have no idea who this is
Yet still find it brilliant *click*
(ElGranto, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:21, archived)
# Thanks! It's Terry Thomas
google for pix and info
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:26, archived)
# haha!
fantastic stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Awfly good
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:48, archived)
# For Jpg


De-RIS www.b3ta.com/board/10516935
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Arf!
These need to be sent to BBC three...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
I dare you.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:13, archived)
# This is almost the current cliffhanger...whose name is on the cot in Gallifreyan?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:11, archived)
# In the native language of the people of the North it says:
"Whiny Puddle"
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:24, archived)
# It's not a name.
It's simply Gallifreyan for, "Go the FUCK to sleep!"
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
These are all excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:16, archived)
# Well I never..... :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:50, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:06, archived)
# What is his major malfunction?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Oh... yes. Very good.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:09, archived)
# This needs to win. Its great.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:11, archived)
# I didn't know they could stack shit that high :D
hahahahahahahaha *clicked* :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:12, archived)
# Leonard, if Hartman comes in here and catches us, we'll both be in a world of shit.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:16, archived)
# SEVEN SIX TWO MILLIMEEDER
pencil
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:34, archived)
# I love this rolaaan'
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:39, archived)
# what's the matter Ro-land?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:41, archived)
# A Jelly Donut !
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:52, archived)
# superb!
What have you done Ro-land?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:53, archived)
# For JPG. I know I'd watch it....


De-RIS www.b3ta.com/board/10516935
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:30, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Very good :) liking that typeface too.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:34, archived)
# hahahahahah! fantastic stuff, moley!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:37, archived)
# What a lie!
Cows don't wear lipstick!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:38, archived)
# I MAKE them wear lipstick.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:45, archived)
# YOU FIEND!
I shall call the RSPCA on you for cow lipstickery.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Go on, call them
I'm not ashamed of who I am.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:01, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:52, archived)
# You'd better be working on hoot crowd....
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:55, archived)
# 0.0

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:08, archived)
# This wins the internet.
*barely suppressed guffaws*

Edit: and I love the fact that they are all BBC3 commissions :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:11, archived)
# yee haw!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:41, archived)
# that made me laugh
properly out lough. well done.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:21, archived)
# *applauds*
You star, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Brilliant!!!!
*Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Yes, yes, yes!
*rushes out to buy freeview box to watch all of these*
Woooo moooo etc...
(Grey Area has been lurking under your kitchen cupboards, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:11, archived)
# yay....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Well I've clicked this. Even if it doesn't look like what I had imagined.
Which was more cow and less hot rod.

Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:50, archived)
[challenge entry] With a totaly Topical taste. Hope you like my "lilt" on this ;P

been neglecting main and the compo's of late. Please forgive me.
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:11, archived)
# hehehe
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:12, archived)
# ta much Taters
;)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:13, archived)
# hehe
cue semi-porn pics of Stephanie.....
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Its the closest B3tards get to being pedos :O
;P
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:26, archived)
# She's totally legal though.
One year older than me as a matter of fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Are you 15?
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:35, archived)
# I'm 19; she's 20.
I know, I was surprised too.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:37, archived)
# 20?
I feel pure again. fnar fnar
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:42, archived)
# Yep; just looked it up.
She's like a cute version of the man-child-woman in the Krankies.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:45, archived)
# You done made me pull these things out haha

and

;)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Hahaha! That Jimi Hendrix one is brilliant :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:01, archived)
# cheers ;)
I think I made that for the first compo I entered here
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:08, archived)
# yeah
it's not the *closest* is it?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:33, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:32, archived)
# WINNER OF 4 SODOMY AWARDS
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:34, archived)
# *snort*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:35, archived)
# oooof!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:43, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:35, archived)
# DAMNIT!! I don't CARE what the character's sexual orientation is. Just tell the bloody story!!!

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:42, archived)
# Anyone care to de-RIS me on this one?
EDIT Ohhhhh Torchwood. Sorry. Just being slow.

Well got bored of this series. Which is a shame since I really rate Eve Myles.

Sure there's a lesson to be learned here about overly convoluted plot arcs that lose the viewer halfway through them...

Oh... Hang on...

;o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:44, archived)
# "RIS"?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:45, archived)
# RIS?
I don't get it.

dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/RIS/
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:46, archived)
# An acronym for..........?

EDIT: Oh.
NOT an acronym.
No wonder I couldn't work it out.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:47, archived)
# You don't know what RIS means?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Silly waspy, JJ doesn't read b3ta
;P
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:49, archived)
# I do read B3TA......it's just far too intelligent for me to understand.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:51, archived)
# I think a lot of people
just look at the pictures :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:54, archived)
# /raises handbag defensively
OOOooooh!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Aah, yes
how foolish of me!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Haha
otherwise he might have read it from me every time he posts "overly convoluted plot arcs that lose the viewer halfway through them..."
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:07, archived)
# I think I've been told once.
But it was probably filed under "superfluous information" as I can both speak English and have the ability to type.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:50, archived)
# all da cool kidz r usin it u no lol
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Headwound, over here now.
*smacks across the back of the hands with wooden ruler*

We'll have none of that godless txtspk around here, mark you.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:53, archived)
# It's a fair cop...
I saw some graffiti under a bridge in Wigan the other week - "KEZ 4GIVE ME"

I think we can all agree that nothing says 'sorry for sleeping with your friends behind your back' quite like a barely-literate scrawl on a wall...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:55, archived)
# "M KHAN IS BENT"
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:56, archived)
# perhaps it was about someone's pet falcon?
who'd been sleeping with your friends...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Well, it certainly beats a long considered and elegantly constructed piece of blank verse, calligraphed on velum and
lovingly bound in the finest handcrafted calf-skin, and delivered by a footman on a salver to the very doorstep of the slighted person concerned.

*bzzzz*

Oh, sorry, I'm just hearing that's *not* the case. My apologies.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Rabbits is sexeh
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Now with link
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:49, archived)
# I'm with you on the Eve Myles thing.
She's rather lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:56, archived)
# ^ This
She was looking rather tasty in that black dress the other week.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:02, archived)
# She did one of the character voices in Dragon Age 2.
A high point in an otherwise deeply disappointing sequel.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:06, archived)
# I haven't been watching the current series
and it sounds like that may be wise.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Imagine a very short, pointless and frankly stupid story as short and as stupid as you can imagine
and stretch that story well past the point of snapping and make it even less pointless and even more stupid - that would still be a better storyline than this current series.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:04, archived)
# don't quibble
tell us what you really mean ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:13, archived)
# ^this
This series is a bag of toss. And I'm trying to work out if they have a different Eve Myles in it on Sky or something, because I can't figure out why other posters here seem to like her. She strikes me a being butt ugly and wooden as a plank.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:13, archived)
# ^
Nicely put
(I helped save b3ta! Yell Whoop continued to be a nin-com-poop on, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:27, archived)
# It's ok
in a single episode they've introduced a backstory, a villain and everything they needed to have for the previous howeverthefuckmanytherewere episodes. What? Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:13, archived)
# See this is the thing I knew the minute I'd stop watching it
they would slip something in... Oo err :D But they had managed to piss me off enough to stop caring anyway - Torchwood is in dire need of Dr Who popping in a fixing everything within 20 minutes horrah!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:03, archived)
# ^
got to wonder where the fuck he's got to
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:57, archived)
# ^ what she said
Edit: I knew I had one somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:14, archived)
# Hahaha!
Isn't a Jersey Royal a type of potato...?
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:31, archived)
# genius
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Really can't be bothered with Torchwood... Saw some of the first series and got utterly bored - the only episode I liked (might actually have been one of the later series) was the creepy village
Aside from the massive plot holes, I've been getting into Primeval, recently...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:55, archived)
# Well, if you feel let down by Torchwood.
Don't bother with the most recent series of Primeval. It was cobblers. Apart from the very tasty time-travelling Victorian lass. She was most cute. Edit: Ruth Bradley, that's her.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:02, archived)
# I didn't even make it to the end of that series.
Gave up just before the finale.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:03, archived)
# JJ, You missed nothing.
Yet another contrived cliff-hanger, with the usual 'Will there be another series?' BS.

Fuck Tim Haines and fuck Impossible Bastarding Pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:07, archived)
# There WILL be another series.
But it'll air on the cable channel that's funding it/saved it from cancellation before ITV.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:10, archived)
# If it's a co-pro, it'll be the same gang as last time.
Pro-Sieben in Germany, BBC Worldwide (Public Service wouldn't touch it with a shitty stick), ITV and some other ne'er-do-wells.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:14, archived)
# There WILL be another series.
But it'll air on the cable channel that's funding it/saved it from cancellation before ITV.

EDIT awww spoilsport ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:12, archived)
# I didn't press "Post" twice.
Dunno why that happened!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Glitch in the Matrix.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:16, archived)
# I picked up 1-3 on the cheap, and I'm just at the end of series two... (might watch that last episode tonight!)
I picked up 4 and 5 at the weekend so I could get straight into them. Wishing I hadn't now!

Edit: in terms of disappointment I have to admit, the Walking Dead really has not held my attention - got halfway though and forgot about it. Odd, that.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:08, archived)
# I watched the first one of WD
But just haven't bothered going back it. Total lack of engagement on my part. I think I shall go back and re-watch The Shield again, right from the start. Now *that's* good telly.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:19, archived)
# I think I'll just stick Rab C Nesbitt on ;D
I seemed to have stockpiled quite a few boxsets I've not bothered watching (some of which I have seen before on TV, just far too long ago)...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:42, archived)
# I've just ordered series 1-4 of Reboot from the States.
I'm all a-quiver in anticipation.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:07, archived)
# ^ awesome show
Beast Wars by the same team is my favourite Transformers show of all time
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:09, archived)
# blimey, I've not seen any of that for a long time...
Never really followed it, just remember seeing a few episodes...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Really classy show, and some lovely gags for the 'older children'.
The X-Files episode was a real stand out.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Read the graphic novels that Walking Dead is based on.
Waaaaaaay better.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:21, archived)
# You're not the first to have said that very same thing.
I may have to investigate.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:23, archived)
# A few people have said that to me, now... I'll probably give that a go
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:37, archived)
# "Children of Earth"
was actually really good, but "Miracle Day" is just re-tredding old ground and an annoyingly slow pace.

*strange event*
*Bumlove*
*Torchwood show up*
*Bumlove*
*All governement is evil*
*hetrosexual encounter to try and divert attention from on-going Bumlove*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Oh come on, that's not fair.
There was some innuendo about bumlove as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Harkness isn't a gay character in the normal sense.
He's a gay character of the "Mr Garrison from South Park" variety. In other words - a f**king weirdo that you don't want anywhere near you.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Isn't he an alien though?
Perhaps that's what all space-gays are like. ET and Close Encounters were allegedly Spielberg funded by the CIA to prepare us for first contact.
Torchwood is Russell T Davies funded by Heat magazine to prepare us for space-gays.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:16, archived)
# hahahahahah; damn you, I just spat my water over my keyboard
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Actually his character is supposed to be bi.
But as many noticed the only people who weren't gay in Dr Who were the ones that had offspring.
(Wize, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:28, archived)
# it's ridiculous.
There is absolutely no excuse for it. It's not driving the plot. people already understand the sexual orientation of the main character. Hammering it into people at every opportunity serves no purpose.
The whole programme is nothing but a huge self-indulgent wanking-fodder project for the fat old poofs making it. ( I have nothing against poofs, fat, old, or otherwise of course but if any of us want porn we know where to find it and mainstream BBC drama is not our first port of call. )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:05, archived)
# "Hammering it into people"
pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Mind the piss
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:07, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Fnarr fnarr...
Hammering it into people at every opportunity
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:07, archived)
# I was very pleased with that one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:59, archived)
#
was am that one myself all the time
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:26, archived)
# problem is
that the network who're funding it haven't run torchwood before, so the whole "pansexual" aspect of Jack's character hasn't been fully explained in syllables short enough for the viewers to understand. Hence the persistent "Jack wants to fuck another man despite the fact he also fancies women and aliens and has a kid and grandkid as children of earth demonstrated"

two series of torchwood was stretching it, Lauren Ambrose and Eve Myles could spend the next episode in an hour long romp and it wouldn't save the series
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Would you excuse me for a moment?
It's suddenly gotten rather warm in here.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Gotten?
Can I borrow that ruler you were using to rap my knuckles with just then, please?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Apologies, I am all a-fluster with mention of Lauren Ambrose.
Oh, alright, then....

*hands over ruler*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:22, archived)
# *twangs against edge of desk*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:26, archived)
# I would have thought his immortality was more pertinent to the plot.
It's barely been mentioned.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Children of Earth was satisfyingly grim and didn't hang about.
That should have been the end of it. That said, I'm not hating this series, just would have preferred it less drawn out.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Hahaha nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:34, archived)
# ROYALTIES!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Series 3 (Children of Earth)
Was great.

1,2 and 4 I can do without.

(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:54, archived)
# punch, kick, punch aaaand jazz hands!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Wow!

A freshly baked, tasty pie.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Is that some sort of gel-based mist
coming out of the levitating pie?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:22, archived)
# It's common or garden steamy savoury goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Hmmm... bisto!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Correction: A freshly, baked tasty pie, THAT CAN FLY
Unless it is a minifestation of the very idea of Pie, in the mind of a man who wants one.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:22, archived)
# I was thinking about Wonkavision and whether or not Mr Holland, or Mr Pukka, or even Mr Greenalgh
have similar plans for their wares.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:26, archived)
# Whats that hole for?
Actually, i dont want to know...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:27, archived)
# It's a safety valve
to avoid explosions during the baking process. All pies have them. Well, they did in the Beano anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:34, archived)
# It's to let steam out but more appropriately it's to allow the Crust to bake through
and not be all saggy and damp - nuthin worst than a saggy an damp crust ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:53, archived)
# that wouldn't happen to be a dark-ham pie, perchance?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:28, archived)
# ^ what she said
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:36, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:52, archived)
# that sounds nice
*reaches for the chutney*
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Oi!!!
Mind where you're putting those hands! They are cold ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:52, archived)
# So sorry, honest mistake
*sniggers*
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Mmmm, lovely pie!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:49, archived)
# PIE!
PIE!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:53, archived)
# PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:55, archived)
# I love pies....
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:03, archived)
# I like this
Livin' the pie life
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Proof that memes affect your world-view
First thing that came into my head was "I FUCKING LOVE PIES!"

Although, in fairness, I do... and that's a nice pic of a pie.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmm...
...smashing!!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:11, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmm
pieeeee
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:13, archived)
# just because
(whowotme nipple clamps, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:17, archived)
# How curiously
hypnotic.
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:18, archived)
# this is fucking brilliant
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:39, archived)
# I'm unsure what may be happening here.
But I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:50, archived)
# kung pow?
good until the last 20 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:14, archived)
# Kung Pow?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:18, archived)
# yes
the scene :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MZVZplgTIg
(whowotme nipple clamps, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:21, archived)

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