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# i love this film
(whowotme nipple clamps, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 1:40, archived)
# Somewhat reminds me of this:
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 1:49, archived)
# And...
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:35, archived)
# Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 2:00, archived)
# does it tile?
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 2:23, archived)
# "Yeah, yeah yeah, Anakin... look. Come anywhere near me and I'll twat ya with happyspoon. And you know what that means."


Our new favourite meme! Cheebatv's source:
www.b3ta.com/board/10522494

Oh, bollocks. I forgot to make the pic all nice and tidy-looking.
*EDIT* Nah, I've had a go at tarting it up a bit, but it still looked shoddy. Sorry, all.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 1:07, archived)
# I admit that I didnt know what it was until I saw the link
but now I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 1:29, archived)
# There'll be many really good happy spoon pics before long...
Plenty of fun to be had with that source pic, I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 1:31, archived)
# or not
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 1:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 1:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 1:44, archived)
# Spoon?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 1:54, archived)
# hahaha
this is brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:20, archived)
# Why thank you, sir.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 12:38, archived)
# spoon!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcm-J7lQT3w
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 1:47, archived)
[challenge entry] UGH
naughty vitamins... terrible...

(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 0:28, archived)
# focus daniel-san!
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 0:31, archived)
# yeah...
took this with a terrible, terrible, awful, terrible phone camera... I have brought imagery dishonor unto b3ta -_-
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 0:37, archived)
# It's fine. It happens at least twice a day anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 0:50, archived)
# And if all else fails, kick their fuckin' 'ead in!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 0:37, archived)
# :) I'm suspecting you wanted to comp this?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 0:39, archived)
# ZOUNDS
you are correct. muchas gracias.
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 18:53, archived)
# Sorry your post doesn't really bother me i've just wanted to post this for ages

(GunProof Grandad Killed your favourite uncle on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 0:52, archived)
# "Egregious" is an ace word with a similar meaning.
In my posh dictionary, definition number 1 is :"Outstandingly bad".
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 1:12, archived)
# *takes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 1:15, archived)
# *peaks at note*
(GunProof Grandad Killed your favourite uncle on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 1:38, archived)
# *you see it is crudely drawn boobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 1:40, archived)
# turn to page 254
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 2 Sep 2011, 6:52, archived)
# I voted for pigs.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 0:23, archived)
# mmmmm
enough for two silk purses here--if you could--but you can't
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 0:41, archived)
# So did I. So did they. I fucking love pigs.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 1:29, archived)
# Oink!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 1:35, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 1:37, archived)
# maybe, just maybe
I can dream, you know...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 1:43, archived)
# hehehe
nice colour matching algorithm! Cohagen's mars ravaged face is difficult to adjust
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 23:04, archived)
#
Customer: “This ham smells off. Smell it. I want a refund.”

Me: “I’m sorry that it was off, sir. I’ll refund you now.”

Customer: “Aren’t you going to smell it?”

Me: “Um…it’s okay. I believe you.”

Customer: “It smells terrible!”

Me: “I’m sure it does, sir, but it’s not necessary for me to smell it. I’ll just give you the refund.”

Customer: “How do you know I’m not lying if you won’t smell it?”

Me: “Sir, I am not going to smell your ham.”

Customer: “SMELL MY HAM!”
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 0:10, archived)
# I should think the correct response at that point...
is to draw and let off a warning shot over their head.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 0:23, archived)
# there, there--
some people are just not born hamsniffers
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 0:39, archived)
[challenge entry] serial rapist on a rampage
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 22:03, archived)
# there's a lot of humping goin' on today
I think we've all gone a bit mad :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 22:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Ball point felt tip.


true
(patella, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 22:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 22:56, archived)
# Docking?!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 23:17, archived)
# true, but a lot of it is just clean, wholesome rape, so . . .
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 23:05, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just drop this tenuous pea here ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 22:52, archived)
[challenge entry] I expect there will be lots of these


Click for bigger (97 kb)
My girlfriend came out of the gift shop at a local park giggling and took my camera off me.
She wasn't amused when I accused her of manipulating the plastic animals in the bag. She claims they were already like that.
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 22:01, archived)
# Looks like goats
Is Wales having a joke?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 22:10, archived)
# These are sex education toys, I think.
*takes a bow*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 22:16, archived)
# MAGIC WORM LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 22:32, archived)
# I can see a tit
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 22:34, archived)
# school holidays still?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 22:37, archived)
[challenge entry] ahh.. stuff in shops.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 23:31, archived)
# Naughty shop challenge >
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 23:42, archived)
# farm frenzy!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 0:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Making a houseboat!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 20:30, archived)
# I'd like to know
where you got the notion.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 20:34, archived)
# Shhh, you're asking awkward questions
Don't rock the boat.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 21:09, archived)
# "i'd like to show you where to put the lotion..."
"don't rock the goat, dont tip the goat over"
do do do do
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 21:33, archived)
# where can i get one of those giant yellow catapillers
or is that a boat version of a thalidomide arm?
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 21:48, archived)
# Shipyard thalidomide
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 22:00, archived)
# It's one of the creatures from Altered Beast, having a rare outing
(second one down)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 22:26, archived)
# The second one up is from Trivial Pursuit
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 22:51, archived)
# New meaning to the word tug-boat.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 20:38, archived)
# He has no respect for his piers.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 20:41, archived)
# I'm not surprised.
I hate that fat pompoous cunt Morgan too
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 21:40, archived)
[challenge entry] lets make some sweet love!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 20:58, archived)
[challenge entry] a train coming too soon, rather than too late? Whatever next?
.
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 21:24, archived)
# see that 'tunnel' entrance ?
looks well kept and trimmed thats a shaved entrance if i have ever seen one.
Mind you on second thoughts , looks more like a wizards sleeve
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 21:47, archived)
# 70s animation style
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 22:02, archived)
# MPFC c, 1971?
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 22:18, archived)
# I was thinking more Mr Benn style
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 22:50, archived)
# gahh, work flashbacks!!
I thought that was the model number of an all-in-one printer
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 1:00, archived)
# dance, orange safety vest man!
dance, I say!
(venort apparently exists, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 10:19, archived)
# By the look of that house
I'd say the boat's a necrophiliac
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 21:11, archived)
# Nice tag.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 21:27, archived)
# That writing was all ready on the front of the boat!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 21:33, archived)
# I hear he's into water sports.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 21:31, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 21:32, archived)
# wahey!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 22:38, archived)
#
(pikey, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 20:20, archived)
# who sang that song "die motherfucker die mother fucker die"
i like the songs but can't remmeber who sang it...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 20:23, archived)
# that's just german for
"the motherfucker the mother fucker the"
(pikey, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 20:25, archived)
# Julie Andrews
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 20:26, archived)
# The magic word!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 20:32, archived)
# Ooooooooooooooh, I'm bedazzled!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 20:39, archived)
# I don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 21:39, archived)
# Rock clubs woo!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw-m4jEY-Ns
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 20:34, archived)
# yes (see above)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Close to a Canadian classic..
Argh Fuck Kill/Die Sinner Die
by the Dayglo Abortions
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlwBJmQ2JDE

Such intelligent lyrics make me proud to be a Canadian ...{segue to}..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAbisg02JD4
(I helped save b3ta! I F Hobo then {steal bindle}, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 20:58, archived)
# i'm sure i have that album somewhere
ARGH :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 21:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 20:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 20:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 20:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 20:54, archived)
# indeed

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 23:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 19:38, archived)
# That's no...Jules Verne!
That really is an odd read btw.
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 1 Sep 2011, 19:57, archived)
# They had weird weapons back then.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 20:13, archived)
#
www.cybertron.ca/boards/showthread.php?t=21898
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 20:19, archived)
# The other one has a pink mace!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 20:29, archived)
# ...but when your weapon's not working right...
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 21:26, archived)
# "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS"
goodstuff


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 19:59, archived)
# I saw that version.
WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 20:09, archived)
# "Look Ma...new hands!"
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 20:37, archived)
# when you are the moon it makes your teeth look yellow
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 20:24, archived)
# Yayy!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 20:28, archived)
# Heh heh! Poor Death Star.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 20:30, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 23:50, archived)
[challenge entry] The Waitrose Cock
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 19:28, archived)
# Fucking £4 for butter. Fucking Waitrose.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 19:47, archived)
# Marks and Spencers are also cunts
Though I tried shopping in Aldi for the first time since my student days and it was a bit shit.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 19:58, archived)
# ahh see what your mistake is ?
its not butter its a chemists slop bucket of shite in fancy packing
the butter is around £1.60
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 21:42, archived)
# Worst condom ever.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 19:57, archived)
# They're doing it wrong
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 19:58, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 20:03, archived)
# Raising flour.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 20:05, archived)
# Tork's cheap
only 54p
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 20:13, archived)
[challenge entry] I left my webcam on and look what it caught


my first animation
(Brambly Slag is strangely attracted to Steve Buscemi, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:25, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:29, archived)
# I bought a cactus the other day
that causes moral outrage.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:32, archived)
# Oh, so this was you?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=15tnqRGz9OA
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:34, archived)
# That was epic \o/
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:46, archived)
# They attacked another radio auction here :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2R7kaOayeU&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:49, archived)
# Sadly, no
Though that was pretty hilarious

No, my cactus is... well... you seen that film, The Doors?
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 19:01, archived)
# I can't say I have, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 19:07, archived)
# I see your point....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 18:25, archived)
# this makes me angry!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 18:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 19:46, archived)
[challenge entry] A lot of inexplicable fluids in this compo, I find...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:30, archived)
#
it's just sap
(Brambly Slag is strangely attracted to Steve Buscemi, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:41, archived)
# And uhh... this is uhh...
Gun... stuff? That orgasms?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:43, archived)
#
or a paintball?
(Brambly Slag is strangely attracted to Steve Buscemi, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:56, archived)
# Yes, a very excitable version :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:58, archived)
# Lock an load....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 18:24, archived)
# I can actually see why everyone hates this competition
it's mainly because people can't read
(likeajackhammer, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:44, archived)
# Bucacti
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:48, archived)
# no, YOU are!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:49, archived)
# This makes me feel a bit sick
But not as much as this.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 18:05, archived)
# o_o
Holy shit... it's like a midget Dolly Parton.

That is really fucked up.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 18:16, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 18:19, archived)
# not bad for a first anim
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 18:18, archived)
# Yay.. nicely...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 18:24, archived)
# That owl is either a very devoted lover or some kind of masochist
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 18:26, archived)
# *pssst* That's Totoro :3
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 19:11, archived)
# My neighbour?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 21:07, archived)
# Indeed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 22:28, archived)
# hurrah :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 18:59, archived)
#
^ thanks everyone ^
(Brambly Slag is strangely attracted to Steve Buscemi, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 20:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Everyone loves a doughnut...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:04, archived)
# That's not sugar glazing...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:06, archived)
# I like doughnuts......................but I LOVE Guinness!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Phwoar!
I bet that tastes malty...
:D


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:12, archived)
# I can't see the Guinness in this pic ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:33, archived)
# The what?
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 19:29, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:42, archived)
# Hehe
Guinness poo!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 18:29, archived)
# lies!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 19:41, archived)
# oh chedge :(
haha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:14, archived)
# This is making my mouth water in the most disturbing way
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:20, archived)
# I watch it for a while..
...expecting him to get tired
(bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:24, archived)
# ha ha ha
He's gonna "hundreds & thousands" all over the place!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:24, archived)
# I prefer using Marg
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:43, archived)
# Well, I think we ALL know what that means
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:49, archived)
# oh man, I just ate my crumpets with outs humping them
sorry, all
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:44, archived)
# Never mind
just do the next batch you have.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:50, archived)
# hahaha, fantastic
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 18:19, archived)
# Haha I like his lip stick...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 18:35, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 19:00, archived)
# Hallo Prodge
Been somewhere nice?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 19:51, archived)
#
(bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Yiff?
;O)

Edit: I'm going to respond some more because you're worth it.

I don't think they're ready for your cats in jelly
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:28, archived)
# It's got me humming...
'I don't think you're ready for your cats in jelly' to the tune of Bootylicious now.
(bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:48, archived)
# It could be the theme to the adverts
We need to audition some cats to imitate Destiny's Child
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:53, archived)
#
(bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Well if the supermarket is out of Dogs in Brine, I guess I'll have a can of that.....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:03, archived)
[challenge entry] pfft :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Clip from Deep Garage 5
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:14, archived)
# CDC...crudely drawn Cadillac :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:15, archived)
# Like poking a snooker cue through a toilet roll
C'est magnefique!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Like throwing a pencil down a hallway.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Chipolata down the Mersey Tunnel
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Pure filth.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:18, archived)
# Disgusting
=]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Surely one up the "other garage" as well...... :)
threesome!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:52, archived)
# haha reminds me of 'shameless'
with the pink limo.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:52, archived)
# never seen Shameless
but if it does this ,my Flabber will be gasted :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Lube job.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Phwoar!
Rather!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 21:21, archived)
# Would You Rather - Kill Yourself or Kill your Best mate...
This question has bugged me for years... I like my best friend... But i always like myself. Still i think i'd have to kill them, but then i ask myself how? :O
www.wouldyourather.eu/#186
(hutber, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:47, archived)
# all sorts of fuckwank be going on up in this jiggafuck
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:50, archived)
# fuckwank be going on right about now in this wankshit
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:52, archived)
# I like oranges
but I hate peeling them so I tend to go for the lovely minneolas which are as easy to peel as a tangerine.

I like kiwi fruit too.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:54, archived)
# go away spamwank machine
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:54, archived)
# i'm going to have a cup of tea now, then probably take a shit in about half an hour
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Have a good one
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:56, archived)
# I was gonna say "have one on me but" noooooo.....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:04, archived)
# :D have a tea
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:16, archived)
# Have a shit! :D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:18, archived)
# :D have a shitea
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:57, archived)
# IT'S STILL FIXED
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:00, archived)
# IT'S FIXED NOW
eveyone come back
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:56, archived)
# Mother fudger!!
theres a ruddy links board. I think the talk board would have been better :(
(hutber, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Och, dinnae fash yeself, pal.
We've all made mistakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:07, archived)
#
alas we do... (looks directly into a balloon knot and realised why they are called that)
(hutber, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:12, archived)
# *fluffs*
We're lully really

Just be glad that Prodigy isn't here. You'll never sit down again
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:17, archived)
#
am i sad..... ass kicking for goodnesss!!!
(hutber, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:28, archived)
# About 4pm
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Let's be friends... let's be best friends.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:03, archived)
#
Watch your parents have sex every day for the rest of your or join in once biarch!
(hutber, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:14, archived)
# My parents died in a freak spam incident, you insensitive bastard.
you insensitive bastard.:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Now please draw me a picture Mr hutber...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:19, archived)
#
what kind of picture you after.... anything to do with parents or sex or maybe both... But then how i get this across in an image.... i wonder sir? :| But i'll give it a fucking go ;)
(hutber, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:27, archived)
# I'd like a picture of a morris dancer fingering a giraffe.
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:30, archived)
# I wasn't sure which one to use?
- How did that get there?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:24, archived)
#
my bad you see! still question is here for everybody to ask:
Wake up with a dick in your mouth or wake up with a bite taken out of your dick?
(hutber, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:30, archived)
# I shall ask my priest next time I see him*
*probably in hell
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:31, archived)
# so
because you couldn't decide which hilarious gif to post you put almost 1.5meg onto the board in one post? nice going.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 19:21, archived)
# Thanks..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Yay! Clarkson tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
I want to make b3ta cry more often just so you will bring this out!

(But I won't as I still haven't recovered from the bumming I was given when I first fucked up in here)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:37, archived)
# Heh thanks
I'd sell my body for a good pea opportunity :D
Hope your bottom is better now

Otherwise I'll send a stubbly Jim Davidson round to kiss it better :) Works a treat.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Merry Christmas...
Photobucket
(ta6rma butter is the devil's spunk, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:14, archived)
# \o/
Even santa is rejoicing!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:16, archived)
# Hells teeth You would NEED the fornicating reindeer
because that is one alarmingly depressing Christmas tree!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:16, archived)
# the the nerve endings from one of janet street porter's teeth
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:17, archived)
# ha ha, christy! timing on you.
I was just about to take a mouthful of tea when I read that :D monitor spraying just averted
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:19, archived)
# The first time in a long while
I've clicked a text reply.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Oooer!
Juggle Santa, juggle like the wind!

See, I'm juggling so fast you can't see my hands move!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Yey!
I love Real Photo Sunday...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:46, archived)
# stmas?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:06, archived)
# There are many ways to beat cancer, I will use them All !
I will use them All !

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxiOE3XWD2c
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:13, archived)
# Needs more trademark Valin levitating facial parts
Best of luck with fighting the evil canc0rz!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:16, archived)
# Will do . . . It's like whack a mole . . . it keeps popping up all over inside of me !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:18, archived)
# CUNT IT IN THE FUCK!
*sends greeting card suggestion to clinton's*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Six ways from Sunday !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Flaming cancer killing hammers on standby
OooohAaaaahOooohAaaaahOooohAaaaahOooohAaaaahOooohAaaaah!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:18, archived)
# Radiation guns on FULL STUN !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:19, archived)
# kick that cancer in the arse valin!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:18, archived)
# I will brother man . . . OUT EVIL DEMON !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:20, archived)
# YEAH!!!
I hope yours is an "early stage" one like mine was....chemo that fucker into oblivion.....best of luck bud :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Gonna do it all my friend . . . I appreciate all of the kind thoughts !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Beat that Cancer like you beat them drums 2 sticks in each hand, Valin.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:27, archived)
# I 'll beat that junk into full submission !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:31, archived)
# wise words
best not to use laughter exclusivly, no matter what they say about it being the best medicine.

my father in law had his prostate removed last year due to cancer, we were climbing a mountain last week and he's been clear on all his tests.

kick cancers arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:29, archived)
# You got it Thor . . . I mean mean bizznest !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Use an 'ammer
and then use it again =)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:36, archived)
# I'm gonna pound it like I' never POUNDED before !
POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND
POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Make sure you do
Best of luck man =]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Got goin' on !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Hahaha! Geat stuff!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Thank you F W M !
___________________AND THANKS TO ONE AND ALL____________________
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Just outcrazy it, you crazy loony!
Good luck!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Four sticks, Baby! Beat that shit!
You gotta stick around...b3ta is just getting started.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:14, archived)
# Don't just beat it dude.......
Get up and do a Kieth Moon on that kit, and kick the holy mother of fucking shit out of that bastard right now soldier.....!!

Just keep drumming, you know what happens when the drumming stops and I know you wouldn't want to put us through that...

A man goes to a pacific island for vacation. As the boat nears, he notices the constant sound of drumming. As he gets off the boat, he asks a native how long the drumming will go on. The native casts about nervously and says "very bad when drumming stops."

Later that day, the drumming is still going and it is really starting to get to him. So, he asks another native when the drumming will stop. The native looks as if he's just been spooked. "Very bad when drumming stops," he says, and hurries off.

After a couple of days with little sleep, the man had had enough. He grabbed the first native he saw, slammed him up against a tree, and shouted, "What happens when the drumming stops?!"

The native replied, "Bass solo."

So no matter how hard that drumming gets and how much your arms start to hurt, don't you dare put us through a fucking bass solo..!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 19:02, archived)
# Cunt it in the fuck!
With you all the way!
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 4:36, archived)
[challenge entry] What? Theyre objects arent they?
The gal is a figure i had produced based on one of my characters.

COUGH youcanbuyonehere andrewhickinbottom.blogspot.com/ COUGH
*Raises spamcunt shield*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:08, archived)
# *sprouts and potatoes bounce off spamcunt shield*
Hey, I'm getting hit by the rebounds here!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:11, archived)
# how big is the figure
and can i drill a hole in the rear for sexy tiem?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:12, archived)
# 2 inches tall.
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:12, archived)
# its a play-doh machine
you put brown plasticene in it, and it comes out in star shapes. 6 inches big - the same size as an average cock.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:14, archived)
# could i commission a life size version to be made?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:16, archived)
# Yeah - just send a billion, million dollars to:
Happy dude
742 Evergreen Terrace
Springfield

I was comissioned to do a 2/3rds scale figure of a character (from the thighs up) recently, but the job fell through, or was delayed for a while at least :-(
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:18, archived)
# arse.

was it to be produced in soft silicone?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Cold, hard plastic.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Farkin hell!
Are you sure he's not trying to climb in there?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:12, archived)
# needs more board strapped across his ass.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:14, archived)
# The old squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze play !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Is it a wind-up model?
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:27, archived)
# I love your stuff.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:05, archived)
# she's stuck in a hole
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:16, archived)
# So is he
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 19:31, archived)

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