"Yeah, yeah yeah, Anakin... look. Come anywhere near me and I'll twat ya with happyspoon. And you know what that means."
Our new favourite meme! Cheebatv's source:
www.b3ta.com/board/10522494
Oh, bollocks. I forgot to make the pic all nice and tidy-looking.
*EDIT* Nah, I've had a go at tarting it up a bit, but it still looked shoddy. Sorry, all.
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Our new favourite meme! Cheebatv's source:
www.b3ta.com/board/10522494
Oh, bollocks. I forgot to make the pic all nice and tidy-looking.
*EDIT* Nah, I've had a go at tarting it up a bit, but it still looked shoddy. Sorry, all.
I admit that I didnt know what it was until I saw the link
but now I like it.
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Fri 2 Sep 2011, 1:29,
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There'll be many really good happy spoon pics before long...
Plenty of fun to be had with that source pic, I reckon.
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Fri 2 Sep 2011, 1:31,
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yeah...
took this with a terrible, terrible, awful, terrible phone camera... I have brought imagery dishonor unto b3ta -_-
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Fri 2 Sep 2011, 0:37,
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Sorry your post doesn't really bother me i've just wanted to post this for ages
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Fri 2 Sep 2011, 0:52,
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"Egregious" is an ace word with a similar meaning.
In my posh dictionary, definition number 1 is :"Outstandingly bad".
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Fri 2 Sep 2011, 1:12,
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mmmmm
enough for two silk purses here--if you could--but you can't
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Fri 2 Sep 2011, 0:41,
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hehehe
nice colour matching algorithm! Cohagen's mars ravaged face is difficult to adjust
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Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:21,
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Customer: “This ham smells off. Smell it. I want a refund.”
Me: “I’m sorry that it was off, sir. I’ll refund you now.”
Customer: “Aren’t you going to smell it?”
Me: “Um…it’s okay. I believe you.”
Customer: “It smells terrible!”
Me: “I’m sure it does, sir, but it’s not necessary for me to smell it. I’ll just give you the refund.”
Customer: “How do you know I’m not lying if you won’t smell it?”
Me: “Sir, I am not going to smell your ham.”
Customer: “SMELL MY HAM!”
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Me: “I’m sorry that it was off, sir. I’ll refund you now.”
Customer: “Aren’t you going to smell it?”
Me: “Um…it’s okay. I believe you.”
Customer: “It smells terrible!”
Me: “I’m sure it does, sir, but it’s not necessary for me to smell it. I’ll just give you the refund.”
Customer: “How do you know I’m not lying if you won’t smell it?”
Me: “Sir, I am not going to smell your ham.”
Customer: “SMELL MY HAM!”
I should think the correct response at that point...
is to draw and let off a warning shot over their head.
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Fri 2 Sep 2011, 0:23,
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there's a lot of humping goin' on today
I think we've all gone a bit mad :)
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 22:36,
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I expect there will be lots of these
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My girlfriend came out of the gift shop at a local park giggling and took my camera off me.
She wasn't amused when I accused her of manipulating the plastic animals in the bag. She claims they were already like that.
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My girlfriend came out of the gift shop at a local park giggling and took my camera off me.
She wasn't amused when I accused her of manipulating the plastic animals in the bag. She claims they were already like that.
"i'd like to show you where to put the lotion..."
"don't rock the goat, dont tip the goat over"
do do do do
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 21:33,
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do do do do
where can i get one of those giant yellow catapillers
or is that a boat version of a thalidomide arm?
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 21:48,
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It's one of the creatures from Altered Beast, having a rare outing
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a train coming too soon, rather than too late? Whatever next?
.
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 21:24,
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see that 'tunnel' entrance ?
looks well kept and trimmed thats a shaved entrance if i have ever seen one.
Mind you on second thoughts , looks more like a wizards sleeve
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 21:47,
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Mind you on second thoughts , looks more like a wizards sleeve
gahh, work flashbacks!!
I thought that was the model number of an all-in-one printer
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Fri 2 Sep 2011, 1:00,
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who sang that song "die motherfucker die mother fucker die"
i like the songs but can't remmeber who sang it...
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 20:23,
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that's just german for
"the motherfucker the mother fucker the"
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 20:25,
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Close to a Canadian classic..
Argh Fuck Kill/Die Sinner Die
by the Dayglo Abortions
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlwBJmQ2JDE
Such intelligent lyrics make me proud to be a Canadian ...{segue to}..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAbisg02JD4
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 20:58,
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by the Dayglo Abortions
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlwBJmQ2JDE
Such intelligent lyrics make me proud to be a Canadian ...{segue to}..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAbisg02JD4
Marks and Spencers are also cunts
Though I tried shopping in Aldi for the first time since my student days and it was a bit shit.
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 19:58,
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ahh see what your mistake is ?
its not butter its a chemists slop bucket of shite in fancy packing
the butter is around £1.60
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 21:42,
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the butter is around £1.60
Sadly, no
Though that was pretty hilarious
No, my cactus is... well... you seen that film, The Doors?
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 19:01,
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No, my cactus is... well... you seen that film, The Doors?
I can actually see why everyone hates this competition
it's mainly because people can't read
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:44,
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o_o
Holy shit... it's like a midget Dolly Parton.
That is really fucked up.
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 18:16,
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That is really fucked up.
That owl is either a very devoted lover or some kind of masochist
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 18:26,
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oh man, I just ate my crumpets with outs humping them
sorry, all
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:44,
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Yiff?
;O)
Edit: I'm going to respond some more because you're worth it.
I don't think they're ready for your cats in jelly
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:28,
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Edit: I'm going to respond some more because you're worth it.
I don't think they're ready for your cats in jelly
It's got me humming...
'I don't think you're ready for your cats in jelly' to the tune of Bootylicious now.
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:48,
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It could be the theme to the adverts
We need to audition some cats to imitate Destiny's Child
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:53,
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Well if the supermarket is out of Dogs in Brine, I guess I'll have a can of that.....
:D
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:03,
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Like poking a snooker cue through a toilet roll
C'est magnefique!
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:17,
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never seen Shameless
but if it does this ,my Flabber will be gasted :)
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:59,
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Would You Rather - Kill Yourself or Kill your Best mate...
This question has bugged me for years... I like my best friend... But i always like myself. Still i think i'd have to kill them, but then i ask myself how? :O
www.wouldyourather.eu/#186
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:47,
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www.wouldyourather.eu/#186
I like oranges
but I hate peeling them so I tend to go for the lovely minneolas which are as easy to peel as a tangerine.
I like kiwi fruit too.
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:54,
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I like kiwi fruit too.
i'm going to have a cup of tea now, then probably take a shit in about half an hour
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:55,
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Mother fudger!!
theres a ruddy links board. I think the talk board would have been better :(
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:06,
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alas we do... (looks directly into a balloon knot and realised why they are called that)
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:12,
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*fluffs*
We're lully really
Just be glad that Prodigy isn't here. You'll never sit down again
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:17,
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Just be glad that Prodigy isn't here. You'll never sit down again
Watch your parents have sex every day for the rest of your or join in once biarch!
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:14,
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My parents died in a freak spam incident, you insensitive bastard.
you insensitive bastard.:D
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:17,
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what kind of picture you after.... anything to do with parents or sex or maybe both... But then how i get this across in an image.... i wonder sir? :| But i'll give it a fucking go ;)
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:27,
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I'd like a picture of a morris dancer fingering a giraffe.
Thank you.
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:30,
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my bad you see! still question is here for everybody to ask:
Wake up with a dick in your mouth or wake up with a bite taken out of your dick?
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:30,
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Wake up with a dick in your mouth or wake up with a bite taken out of your dick?
so
because you couldn't decide which hilarious gif to post you put almost 1.5meg onto the board in one post? nice going.
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 19:21,
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Hahaha!
I want to make b3ta cry more often just so you will bring this out!
(But I won't as I still haven't recovered from the bumming I was given when I first fucked up in here)
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:37,
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(But I won't as I still haven't recovered from the bumming I was given when I first fucked up in here)
Heh thanks
I'd sell my body for a good pea opportunity :D
Hope your bottom is better now
Otherwise I'll send a stubbly Jim Davidson round to kiss it better :) Works a treat.
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:42,
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Hope your bottom is better now
Otherwise I'll send a stubbly Jim Davidson round to kiss it better :) Works a treat.
Hells teeth You would NEED the fornicating reindeer
because that is one alarmingly depressing Christmas tree!
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:16,
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ha ha, christy! timing on you.
I was just about to take a mouthful of tea when I read that :D monitor spraying just averted
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:19,
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There are many ways to beat cancer, I will use them All !
I will use them All !
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxiOE3XWD2c
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:13,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxiOE3XWD2c
Needs more trademark Valin levitating facial parts
Best of luck with fighting the evil canc0rz!
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:16,
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Will do . . . It's like whack a mole . . . it keeps popping up all over inside of me !
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:18,
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CUNT IT IN THE FUCK!
*sends greeting card suggestion to clinton's*
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:19,
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Flaming cancer killing hammers on standby
OooohAaaaahOooohAaaaahOooohAaaaahOooohAaaaahOooohAaaaah!
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:18,
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YEAH!!!
I hope yours is an "early stage" one like mine was....chemo that fucker into oblivion.....best of luck bud :D
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:24,
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Gonna do it all my friend . . . I appreciate all of the kind thoughts !
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:30,
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Beat that Cancer like you beat them drums 2 sticks in each hand, Valin.
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:27,
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wise words
best not to use laughter exclusivly, no matter what they say about it being the best medicine.
my father in law had his prostate removed last year due to cancer, we were climbing a mountain last week and he's been clear on all his tests.
kick cancers arse.
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:29,
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my father in law had his prostate removed last year due to cancer, we were climbing a mountain last week and he's been clear on all his tests.
kick cancers arse.
I'm gonna pound it like I' never POUNDED before !
POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND
POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND
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POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND
Thank you F W M !
___________________AND THANKS TO ONE AND ALL____________________
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:03,
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Four sticks, Baby! Beat that shit!
You gotta stick around...b3ta is just getting started.
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:14,
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Don't just beat it dude.......
Get up and do a Kieth Moon on that kit, and kick the holy mother of fucking shit out of that bastard right now soldier.....!!
Just keep drumming, you know what happens when the drumming stops and I know you wouldn't want to put us through that...
A man goes to a pacific island for vacation. As the boat nears, he notices the constant sound of drumming. As he gets off the boat, he asks a native how long the drumming will go on. The native casts about nervously and says "very bad when drumming stops."
Later that day, the drumming is still going and it is really starting to get to him. So, he asks another native when the drumming will stop. The native looks as if he's just been spooked. "Very bad when drumming stops," he says, and hurries off.
After a couple of days with little sleep, the man had had enough. He grabbed the first native he saw, slammed him up against a tree, and shouted, "What happens when the drumming stops?!"
The native replied, "Bass solo."
So no matter how hard that drumming gets and how much your arms start to hurt, don't you dare put us through a fucking bass solo..!
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 19:02,
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Just keep drumming, you know what happens when the drumming stops and I know you wouldn't want to put us through that...
A man goes to a pacific island for vacation. As the boat nears, he notices the constant sound of drumming. As he gets off the boat, he asks a native how long the drumming will go on. The native casts about nervously and says "very bad when drumming stops."
Later that day, the drumming is still going and it is really starting to get to him. So, he asks another native when the drumming will stop. The native looks as if he's just been spooked. "Very bad when drumming stops," he says, and hurries off.
After a couple of days with little sleep, the man had had enough. He grabbed the first native he saw, slammed him up against a tree, and shouted, "What happens when the drumming stops?!"
The native replied, "Bass solo."
So no matter how hard that drumming gets and how much your arms start to hurt, don't you dare put us through a fucking bass solo..!
What? Theyre objects arent they?
The gal is a figure i had produced based on one of my characters.
COUGH youcanbuyonehere andrewhickinbottom.blogspot.com/ COUGH
*Raises spamcunt shield*
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:08,
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COUGH youcanbuyonehere andrewhickinbottom.blogspot.com/ COUGH
*Raises spamcunt shield*
*sprouts and potatoes bounce off spamcunt shield*
Hey, I'm getting hit by the rebounds here!
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:11,
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how big is the figure
and can i drill a hole in the rear for sexy tiem?
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:12,
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its a play-doh machine
you put brown plasticene in it, and it comes out in star shapes. 6 inches big - the same size as an average cock.
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:14,
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Yeah - just send a billion, million dollars to:
Happy dude
742 Evergreen Terrace
Springfield
I was comissioned to do a 2/3rds scale figure of a character (from the thighs up) recently, but the job fell through, or was delayed for a while at least :-(
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Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:18,
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742 Evergreen Terrace
Springfield
I was comissioned to do a 2/3rds scale figure of a character (from the thighs up) recently, but the job fell through, or was delayed for a while at least :-(
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