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"It's FRIDAY!!!!"

One request from Kitty Fantastico yesterday for Monica Bellucci and as RedHouse added "That is plenty!".
Added to this, Drunken Miss Hoguragunsou asked for Deborah Kerr and Lil Dagover.
and lastly, the Friday Freaks are Jack Wild and Omid Djalili.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 7:55, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 7:55, archived)

monicaaaaaaaaaa

*drools*

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 8:28, archived)

I like the way Jack Wild is checking out the sudden enormous stiffy

that Omid Djalili has sprouted due to the presence of MONICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 30 Sep 2011, 8:33, archived)

(Richard Harris drunk for tomorrow, please)

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 30 Sep 2011, 8:48, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:06, archived)

whats that pic of djali from?

Its familiar, but not. The mummy or something? He looks like he has a beetle under his skin...

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:08, archived)

Correct!

* It is from the mummy or something

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:29, archived)

COR!

*drops monicle*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:50, archived)

I did try and do a another Stripy this morning...

but although she looked hard for the black stripes, Lacey Chabert just can’t find them...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:42, archived)

She's staring at her breasts like she's pondering a new use for them

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:48, archived)

I can think of a few....

1. Pillows for kittens
2. Feeding devises for small babies
3. FUN BAGS!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:18, archived)

ooooo

bellucci is bellissimo. She were rart narce in matrix reloaded in that latex dress where you could slightly see her bush through it if you paused it at the right moments
www.latexwiki.com/images/3/39/Bellucci_Matrix.jpg

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:06, archived)

...oh! I thought you said Belushi

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:48, archived)

i found a fall fashion joke and think it should win the compo

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 6:47, archived)

*click*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 6:49, archived)

I predict this gaining popularity very rapidly

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 6:50, archived)

i also did this, but it is not a fall fashion joke

it is however a fail at a smooth scrolling animation.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 6:59, archived)

Yeah, but can it be milked?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 7:04, archived)

it can't be milked

but being david letterman it can milk, if you get my drift

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 7:23, archived)

Keeping an eye on you

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 7:18, archived)

\o/

_o=

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 6:58, archived)

Hahaha

last refresh before bed, and just in time to see the type of fall fashion joke that should win the compo.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 7:05, archived)

i like to have a quick refresh before bed too

and one in the morning

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 7:24, archived)

Indeed. Celebrity endorsement is what's needed.

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Chumps 👀, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 7:08, archived)

Perhaps a slight warning is required:

do not look at this type of fall fashion joke for too long, otherwise omg my eyes

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 7:10, archived)

it seems alan titchmarsh has picked up on this recent fall fashion joke

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 7:25, archived)

It is hardly surprising that a celebrity would pick up on this trending topic of fall fashions

It has gained so much popularity in such a short time that many people are paying close attention. Fall fashions could be the next twitter.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 7:27, archived)

i dont get the fall fashion mini-bandwagon

but i do like titchmarsh's new look

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 9:22, archived)

She has that cornershop in an invisible headlock

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 7:22, archived)

Why my boyfriend not let me wear it?

Why my boyfriend not let me wear it?
dig.la/6b

So sexy！
Was he afraid that I'm good to seduce other men?

(woowoley, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 1:56, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 2:00, archived)

Too late!

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 2:27, archived)

One of your rasher decisions?

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An Egg ,D, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 3:28, archived)

arf

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 6:12, archived)

love your pets

do not love your pets

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 4:32, archived)

This is the type of fall fashions joke that is not fast gaining in popularity

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RedHouse over yonder, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 2:00, archived)

Yes I agree. This is the type of fall fashions joke that will discredit the entire fall fashions joke industry.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 2:16, archived)

you can remedy this by posting more suitable fall fashions pictures

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 3:35, archived)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 6:25, archived)

Pffft!

& C:\pffft

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 6:31, archived)

Hand knits for young moderns

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 7:23, archived)

So true.

If I can think of a better type of fall fashions picture I'll post it tomorrow. If I can't I'll just post the other one. It is very popular after all.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 7:09, archived)

I think it is because you are a slag.

Slag.

Sorry: I should add u_u or something so you think i'm quirky.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 2:06, archived)

here are the image challenge chouices -- who farted

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 2:11, archived)

BCAD in that order.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 2:18, archived)

naww

D!, look at that infantile look of relief
But then again, she may be savouring B's emissions

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 2:23, archived)

That's what got me thinking "all".

And then the order of oder.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 2:27, archived)

D is actively melting.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 2:27, archived)

That's just fart haze.

The hot air above a road shimmering in the sun distorts things the same way as fart haze.
Must a very powerful emission.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 2:33, archived)

None of the above...

Woman at rear right is covering her nose, and as any fule kno she who smelt it dealt it. If you lift her fringe you'll see a red 'L'.

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RRNot is a miserable sinner, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 3:27, archived)

but, the enlightened amongst us knows

he who made the rhyme commited the crime

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 4:33, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 3:37, archived)

/chorus/
Why my boyfriend not let me wear it?
Why my boyfriend not let me wear it?
Was he afraid that I'm good to seduce other men?

(macroscian (1 like), Fri 30 Sep 2011, 5:59, archived)

Did I get up to early?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 6:02, archived)

I suppose I'd better say ning to you or you'll sick your head in the oven or something.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 6:20, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 6:37, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 6:23, archived)

Someone threw those kids way too hard.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 6:28, archived)

"ticket for two plz"

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 6:34, archived)

I don't know how they do this in India,

But I hardly think a double assbelly is a suitable fall fashion joke arounde these parts

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 6:37, archived)

No.

We don't require a double assbelly type of fall fashions joke around these parts, thank you very much.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 7:11, archived)

quato?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 7:36, archived)

I don't know, woowoley, because I don't know your boyfriend

Sounds like he is not the right person for you. What do you say, let's escape this place that doesn't appreciate this type of fall fashion joke and run, run, run away. Across beaches and valleys and desert plains, and make sweet love together under the stars.

I feel that this is our chance. I feel we were made for eachother, woowoley. Can you feel it too, woowoley? What i am trying to say is: a/s/l?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 6:33, archived)

That's beautiful man. Is it from a poem?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 7:12, archived)

No, but it should be. Surpressed dresses make me poetic.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 7:17, archived)

You know, in the prison, in which you work

Do they have many windows?

Also, you'll never be as good as alibaba.com so just give up, twat

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 10:30, archived)

One of these

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 1:43, archived)

Those hands are the shit. Have another Gary.

The other I put on spam the other day. Not sure why now.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 1:48, archived)

Kaleidobusey threadrush!!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 2:00, archived)

Out of Garys, but I have some new ones of Al.

The step before that was good too.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 2:08, archived)

whoah, nice teefs!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 2:10, archived)

Gargoyles.

Hairy nosed gargoyles.

0_O

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 1:59, archived)

Hmmmm....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 2:23, archived)

GRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 2:41, archived)

I'm off to bed.
Nunnight all.

*takes off hat and falls asleep*

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 2:44, archived)

This is marvellous

I was trying to figure out what the fingers and toes pattern reminds me of, so I cut and uploaded it to Google image search, and it found this!

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RedHouse over yonder, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 1:59, archived)

"when hip replacements go wrong"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 2:27, archived)

haha!

I actually didn't notice that!
Perhaps she is a recovering fall fashion victim?

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RedHouse over yonder, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 2:35, archived)

Hahah I like this type of fall fashion joke.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 2:39, archived)

cool!

biscuit?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 2:09, archived)

Nice go.

Triangle eyes!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 2:13, archived)

Oooh nice

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 2:26, archived)

Very soon, you're going to have to tell me how you make these

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 6:35, archived)

:-(

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 0:51, archived)

I aked Rob about it before.

He said some time tomorrow, as Fraser's on holiday.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 0:53, archived)

cant we get fraser to come back from holiday like Cameron did?

It is an emergency, after all? Rioting will break out on b3ta!

Bit wierd that just 1 mod does the compos. Surely others like CR3 and Rob can wield the mighty compo sceptre?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 0:56, archived)

I guess Rob must have been busy today. Dunno about CR3 though.

And I wonder how a b3ta riot would pan out.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 0:59, archived)

Several posts with NO PICTURES

Total anarchy.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 1:04, archived)

I'd probably just post nothing. Anarchy and that, step down Thatcher, etc.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 1:09, archived)

and flouncing

lots of flouncing

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 1:13, archived)

Oh yes, plenty of that.

Right, I'm off to (try to) sleep now. Nighty night!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 1:15, archived)

nart clart

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 1:17, archived)

But Fraser always chooses crap challenges

Why aren't we doing fall fashions?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 1:44, archived)

...particularly given its amazing growth in popularity.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 2:29, archived)

Has there been a vote yet?

I haven't been paying attention.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 0:54, archived)

nope :-(

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 0:55, archived)

I see.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 0:55, archived)

Humph!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 0:56, archived)

To reward us for our patience, the choices will probably be

Star wars
Kittens
Film posters
Imaginary products

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 0:57, archived)

Or Martin Clunes.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 1:00, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 1:11, archived)

The truly scary thing here is that I 1)know where the original picture was taken and 2)actually know the person in the original shot. The Universe is truly shrinking. Aurgh!

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UF0 I ignore ALL board nazis!, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 1:19, archived)

Biblical knowledge?

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RedHouse over yonder, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 1:23, archived)

carnal knowledge

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 1:28, archived)

www.imdb.com/title/tt0066892/ ?

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RedHouse over yonder, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 1:40, archived)

is it me,

or do they all look badly shopped in that pic?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 7:37, archived)

Scary, hell...

that's utterly terrifying. More about the pre-freebase person please...nosey bastards and all that.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 2:05, archived)

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 1:13, archived)

Can't we just copy qotw and do 'crap gadgets' as well?

Seems it would make a fun compo.

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 1:28, archived)

Alt-compo'ing fell out of fashion.

That said, I'd say Fall Fashion has legs...akimbo.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 1:35, archived)

Tim Minchin stars in...

Click for bigger (188 kb)

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Hardfarter Following through since 1978, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 0:47, archived)

i can't even get a pinky up my shitter

i don't see how people do it.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 0:48, archived)

By "pinky" do you mean Thermos Flask?

It is tricky.
But eventually it will fit.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 0:52, archived)

it was a racist metaphor for a lightly skinned person of western European bloodlines

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 1:12, archived)

Is it fall yet?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 0:43, archived)

is this approved content?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 0:44, archived)

hello kitty elephantitis

(men boles Benea, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 0:47, archived)

Vivienne WestFUCK.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 0:47, archived)

This is the type of fall fashions joke that is fast gaining in popularity

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RedHouse over yonder, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 1:25, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVjaaNUzkt8

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 1:29, archived)

Arf!

Whoops! Look at them go!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 2:27, archived)

sometimes i wonder what life would be like if i tried harder

(men boles Benea, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:38, archived)

he needs to do less thinkin, n mo drinkin

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:40, archived)

It would probably be even more disappointing.

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4Q just lurking, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:41, archived)

in my defense

i did that on my laptop without a mouse

(men boles Benea, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:43, archived)

Oh sorry - I wasn't slagging the picture, I was replying to the comment you put at the top.

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4Q just lurking, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:45, archived)

can it be both?

(men boles Benea, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:47, archived)

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4Q just lurking, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:52, archived)

haha, that's my excuse.

And my pix are fucking awful.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 0:21, archived)

rime to break out edward edward hands

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:47, archived)

dooooo eeeeett

(men boles Benea, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:49, archived)

b3ta.com/board/10273036

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 0:20, archived)

hahah

win

(men boles Benea, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 0:33, archived)

I got called Edward Scissorhands by some random in New York.

Knob.

Observant, but still a knob.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 0:19, archived)

Did you cut his hair?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 0:53, archived)

I wasn't familiar with American laws of cutting people's hair in the stree-HEY! D:

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 0:55, archived)

woo

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 4:35, archived)

*crosses legs*

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 8:52, archived)

very supa-sti-shus

spotify:track:300RfAPZ57B0y6YYj9n6DN (Superstition by Stevie Wonder)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUXTG6ShYKk

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:00, archived)

Why, monsieur! With these ferrero rocher you are really spoileeng us.

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:01, archived)

swine egg straight from the sauce

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:03, archived)

i just...

i mean... what...

(men boles Benea, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:02, archived)

haviel nogis

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:09, archived)

I really like this.

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4Q just lurking, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:24, archived)

danke

it's a re-fuck from wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypercube

woah, they have a new one now

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:27, archived)

Ah, I see.

That didn't make my brain hurt at all.

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4Q just lurking, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:32, archived)

juice

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:39, archived)

something a bit sphincter-like about this

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4Q just lurking, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:41, archived)

IT TAKES A CHODE TO KNOW SOME ASS

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:44, archived)

lol

chode

(men boles Benea, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:46, archived)

this happened to my ringpiece earlier on

(men boles Benea, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:41, archived)

BAD BLOOD BHUTAN: Live from Mt Fungis

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:44, archived)

STOP IT

(men boles Benea, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:25, archived)

But it's only just started

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:26, archived)

^__________^

bit sleepy though, too much jive

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:33, archived)

BANG, BANG, BANG

BANG BANG

spotify:track:1J2AeJHuDUWs2qRyOWqGK4 (Bang Bang Bang by Mark Ronson & The Business Intl)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx-EQTIHp2A

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:30, archived)

I am prepared to go with the idea that Freebase is a shamen

but Superstition ain't the way

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:03, archived)

yavier logan

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:10, archived)

Continue the logis

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:28, archived)

*chunks along with a feeeshy riff on the clav like a mad motherfucker*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:04, archived)

oh sht

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:12, archived)

WHAT IS THIS ABOUT?!

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:34, archived)

FEEEESH!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:41, archived)

^ oh lol

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:43, archived)

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:51, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10554051

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 1:24, archived)

i want to have a shit now

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:06, archived)

I've had 2 shits today.

That's unusual for me - I usually only go once a day.
I haven't eaten anything particularly spicy or out of date, so why do you think it happened?

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4Q just lurking, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:08, archived)

beans

changes in weather also cause changes to the digestive system which might be disruptive -- causing loose or frequent stool.

or it could be arse cancer

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:10, archived)

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4Q just lurking, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:13, archived)

What consistency were they?

blog.andy.org.mx/Bristol_Stool_Chart.png
An indication of size would also be helpful

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:13, archived)

Somewhere between 3 and 4 I think.

Thinking about it: the first shit was at work, maybe I was unconsciously anxious about being away from my desk for too long so didn't finish the job.

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4Q just lurking, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:17, archived)

Well 3 and 4 are considered normal and healthy

So probably all well (unless they are a funny colour).

There's also now a type 8, "mucus-like quality, sprayed out" but I don't think it's officially been recognised.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:19, archived)

excellent, my new sig...

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4Q just lurking, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:23, archived)

Dug out the full description: "Type 8: Stool has a mucous-like consistency, with bubbles and a foul odor (sprayed out). This may indicate unsafe amounts of alcohol and/or recreational drugs."

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:32, archived)

Haha - foul odour.

Instead of the usual floral bouquet one has come to expect.

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4Q just lurking, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:34, archived)

Trust me, if you deal with poo on a daily basis

you soon get desensitised to normal poo odour, and it has to be really bad to qualify as "foul".

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:38, archived)

I'm not entirely sure I want to know,

but what is your job?

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4Q just lurking, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:40, archived)

I'm in the social care sector

Not so much now, but I've worked in the past with people who are fecally incontinent

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:46, archived)

I'm pretty sure I couldn't do that.

But I'm glad there are loonies like you who can.

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4Q just lurking, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:51, archived)

Thanks

although the worst thing in this job is generally the other staff

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 0:10, archived)

What does it mean if soft blobs float

I read in the Daily Mail it was something to do with fat and I will probably die soon.

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:17, archived)

Should indicate a high fibre diet, and generally be a good thing

but I'm not really enough of an expert

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:21, archived)

No no no.

Floaty poos are bad. Definitely too much fat.

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4Q just lurking, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:24, archived)

No - the fat thing is a fallacy

It's gas that makes them float. So basically farty foods.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:35, archived)

Oh ok. Stupid Daily Mail.

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4Q just lurking, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:42, archived)

Ooh, that's not good.

Not good at all.

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4Q just lurking, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:21, archived)

Where's Gillian Mckeith

When you need her poo studies.

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:30, archived)

She's certainly an expert on bullshit

Wouldn't trust her opinion on the real thing though

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:40, archived)

There are too many random influences which could cause this.

I have been random recently but the bacteria in my gut could be full of wine and curry. Pro-Biotic yoghurt drinks will solve this imbalance.

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:15, archived)

Well I'm not concerned just yet.

But are those pro-biotic drinks really any good? I assumed they were just a gimmick.

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4Q just lurking, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:19, archived)

I believe they are a con, yes

As I understand it they contain a negligible amount of something the body produces naturally in far vaster quantitites so long as diet is reasonably balanced

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:25, archived)

I agree gimmick

If you feel bloaty and horrible a small yoghurt drink won't solve it. In may case it's because I drink too much and eat too much crap but advertisers will always sell quick fix for feeling bloaty.

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:27, archived)

BOW BEYOND THE BOWEL DREI: Drei Anus, Multi Janus

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:13, archived)

Needs more wild Hogis action

througout time

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:26, archived)

CHOOSE ME CHOGIS

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:36, archived)

cluuu cluck cluck clu

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 0:53, archived)

jape of the future

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 3:24, archived)

while we wait

(men boles Benea, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 22:56, archived)

I'm just guessing there's a rational explanation for all this

Q+D, but only as it deserves

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:00, archived)

cos' it's grubby?

(men boles Benea, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:01, archived)

I'm a bit confused by the IRA part...

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4Q just lurking, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:02, archived)

I don't think it's what Fraser and Compo were expecting either

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:04, archived)

Complacent. That's their problem.

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4Q just lurking, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:08, archived)

'naughty shop challenge' is still active i think

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:05, archived)

hi Pedro n_n xx

how are you do? mi laptop not understand water BADD -_- xxxxx hehe

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FIEND, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:10, archived)

hai feend

me am be happygood. so solly for you raptop

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:14, archived)

Gordon's alive!

Gordon's laptop, not so alive :(

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RedHouse over yonder, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 1:38, archived)

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:07, archived)

oh no -_-

please do not understand v_v why is cleaner? (.\ _ /.)

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FIEND, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:08, archived)

Matt Fini?

I don't get it

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:35, archived)

at least this way we get the hope of clarified butter

instead of processed pop garbage ear pain.

yes, pisspoor quick shit but ... well I know.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 22:21, archived)

Is this a TV thing?

I don't watch TV.

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4Q just lurking, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 22:23, archived)

it's a tv thing

I don't watch it either, but it contains ghee

which to my mind at least, balances the humours

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 22:25, archived)

Thanks for 'clarifying' that for me.

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4Q just lurking, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 22:38, archived)

aren't you spreading it a bit too thick?

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RedHouse over yonder, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 1:51, archived)

So you're proposing a new variation of the five classical elements

Earth, water, air, fire and ghee?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 22:41, archived)

choleric, sanguine, melancholic and snotty

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4Q just lurking, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 22:44, archived)

Am I the only person who thinks "Glee" should be slang for semen?

(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 22:28, archived)

they have Glee clubs in schools

so I hope not...

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 22:31, archived)

I've heard of this

Surely no different to soggy biscuit

(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 22:36, archived)

And also some people here when they like something say 'Glees'.

Personally, I don't think they should. But they do.

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4Q just lurking, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 22:36, archived)

if it has asterisks at either side

then it takes the curse off it. Fingers crossed and turn anticlockwise twice while saying 'candyman' backwards. Five times.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 22:58, archived)

Glee is a good word, in spite of the TV show, and it should be left alone

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 22:38, archived)

no. it should be called 'milk argument'

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:07, archived)

Where is the compo? I'm so bored, I did this.

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4Q just lurking, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 22:20, archived)

Jamie?

are you holding your magic torch?

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 22:28, archived)

I have it secreted about my person.

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4Q just lurking, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 22:28, archived)

I hate it when b3ta gets constipated

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 22:42, archived)

I think this might be the latest a compo has been announced.

At least as far as I can remember anyway.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 22:49, archived)

Has there even been a voteometer for the compo?

Maybe they'll use one of the suggestions that b3ta members have made in the area where b3ta members are asked to suggest image challenges.

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4Q just lurking, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 22:51, archived)

I recall the penguins one last Christmas lasted til the following Friday or something

but that's maybe understandable, given the season

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:01, archived)

Has anyone actually pestered Rob yet?

I'm assuming Fraser is away.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:15, archived)

i think it should be a 'fall fashion' compo,

...or appliance manufacturers turned into weapons manufacturers (just like in the big one -- WWII, but more modern and cheapo plastic looking stuff)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 22:56, archived)

I could really do with a decent fall fashions joke to cheer me up right now.

Whenever I have a spare evening, b3ta is all quiet.
And yet it seems to be busy other times when I'm not here.
Obviously everyone hates me.

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4Q just lurking, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:00, archived)

it's true

kind of like when you are at work, and that 'one guy' wanders over to the water cooler. suddenly everyone says it's time to get back to work.

I am that guy too :((

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:09, archived)

also -- it is a shame that the gays had to steal the rainbow...

EDIT: not my words, they came out of the mouth of an old acquaintance

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 22:56, archived)

I'm not gay.

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4Q just lurking, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 22:57, archived)

then give it back :P

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:08, archived)

Pretty...

Has this some kind of strange half life? I have scrolled past here three times. First there were four, then two, now one. I am worried what I will find next.

There should be a full screen width of these for best effect.

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Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:54, archived)

This should save you nine hours...

Click for Zombieland, Kick-Ass and Star Wars...

This, plus Zombieland, Kick-Ass and Star Wars over at the blog.

(TheMighty Blackout has done bugger all since posting this on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:26, archived)

still love it

and zombieland.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:30, archived)

right, i'm off for the time being

need rest.
g'night all!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 21:05, archived)

G'night Smash!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 21:21, archived)

Why is it always goodnight in your posts?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 21:22, archived)

She seems to go to bed at least once a night

It's practically an obsession

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 21:31, archived)

bloody sleep addicts

this country's on a slippery slope, etc..

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 22:01, archived)

ring piece found

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:31, archived)

I'm looking forward to The hobbit

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:33, archived)

^this, hard

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:34, archived)

hell yeah

along with Prometheus

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:38, archived)

i'm well fucking pissed, feels like 11pm

also Dark Knight 2
spotify:track:0Z4pLlygCvkTHmeQtYAbNH (Discipline by Nine Inch Nails)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:42, archived)

A burning ring? Better get some cream for that.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:36, archived)

should've gone to SphinctSavers

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:50, archived)

Judging by his expression in the last frame...

...I'd say he's fine with it.

(TheMighty Blackout has done bugger all since posting this on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:54, archived)

hahaha

excellent choice of expressions

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 21:14, archived)

Snoogans!

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RedHouse over yonder, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 2:18, archived)

NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: FALL FASHIONS

What is your favourite type of fall fashions joke? Open up photoshop and make your favourite type of fall fashions joke.

Challenge suggested by the growing popularity of fall fashions jokes.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:24, archived)

one time i fell amidst a dramadol chogis

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:29, archived)

(1.618..., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 21:32, archived)

\o/

o//_//

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 21:42, archived)

the best fashion joke ever

vivienne westwood.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:30, archived)

really?

(men boles Benea, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:31, archived)

*psst* it's not real.

(I wish it was, like. It'd mean we'd have a new sodding challenge.)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:36, archived)

Having just tuned into b3ta and discovered there was still no new image challenge,

I had resolved to change my name, delete all my posts and never come back again.
But then I saw this fall fashions joke. It's exactly the type of fall fashions joke I really like.
It changed my mind for me.

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4Q just lurking, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:32, archived)

THIS TYPE OF FALL FASHIONS JOKE HAS SAVED THE DAY!!!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:34, archived)

you could design a fashionable dress suitable for flouncing

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:35, archived)

Long time lurker

But these - exactly the right kind of Fall Fashions jokes that I like and know so well has prompted me to spurn my long-time lurking to add my own personal weight to the growing press of fans of Fall Fashions jokes. That I like.

(Chickenwire social lubricator extraordinaire, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:36, archived)

THIS JUST GOES TO DEMONSTRATE THE GROWING POPULARITY OF THIS TYPE OF FALL FASHIONS JOKE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:37, archived)

Recently I have found myself spending more and more time on /talk

However, this type of fall fashions joke is much to my liking and I will now be spending a lot more time on /board in the hope of seeing more of this type of fall fashions joke.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 22:27, archived)

ANOTHER FALL FASHIONS MIRACLE!!!!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 22:37, archived)

That's great news.

So far, just today, this type of fall fashions joke has prevented me from flouncing and made you un-lurk.
What a fantastic, and evidently popular, fall fashions joke it is!
edit: Thanks, mofaha, for this fall fashions joke.

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4Q just lurking, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:49, archived)

This is just the type of "this type of fall fashions joke affected me positively" personal testimonial I like

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RedHouse over yonder, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 2:33, archived)

I'm really starting to wonder if something dreadful has happened to Fraser

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:36, archived)

Like, maybe he's got a life or something?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:38, archived)

HE MAY BE AT A FALL FASHION SHOW

(Chickenwire social lubricator extraordinaire, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:40, archived)

I can't think of a single reason why he wouldn't be

so he almost certainly is.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:41, archived)

he's shaking his little tush on the catwalk

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:45, archived)

By 'Tush'

I take it you mean 'child he is babysitting'? In which case why is he taking a 'child' to a FALL FASHION JOKE?

(Chickenwire social lubricator extraordinaire, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:57, archived)

what, children don't need fahions?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:59, archived)

Sure they do.

Available at any Hellspawn Outlet.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 21:17, archived)

I quite like the word tush

I also like "tyst" which is Swedish for "Be quiet"

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 21:08, archived)

What's swedish for "fall fashions"?

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4Q just lurking, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 21:12, archived)

Hösten mode

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 21:16, archived)

Thank you.

Are you a swede? Or just adept at using online translators?

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4Q just lurking, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 21:30, archived)

I am quarter Swedish

But my Swedish is not of a great standard. "Hösten" is fall as in autumn. I had to use Google translate to find out fashions, which is presumably a loan word from French.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 21:33, archived)

I thought you meant Autumn

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:43, archived)

FALL FASHIONS SAVED MY LIFE!

Send 14.99 and I'll tell you how you can save yourself too.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:58, archived)

I think yours is my favourite type of fall fashion joke

and I think it should win the compo

I don't think I will be wearing any of these soon

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 21:45, archived)

THESE PEOPLE LOOK LIKE REAL FUN GIS. GET IT? IT'S NOT AS POPULAR A JOKE AS THOSE PROPAGATED BY FALL FASHION I KNOW.

(Chickenwire social lubricator extraordinaire, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 21:57, archived)

Whenabouts will you be wearing them?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 21:59, archived)

Maybe when the fall kicks in

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 22:16, archived)

That is good to hear

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 22:37, archived)

Mutsen!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 22:41, archived)

I was going to throw my computer into a vat of molten lava

before doing so I accidentally refreshed b3ta by knocking over a midget who was holding a wine bottle which fell onto the F5 key thus causing a "page refresh" whereupon I happened upon the "FALL FASHION" joke.

Because of this source of limited personal amusement I no longer intend to throw my computer into a vat of molten lava which would cause the destruction and/or partial melting of aforesaid computing device.

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 22:02, archived)

IS THERE NOTHING THIS TYPE OF FALL FASHIONS JOKE CANNOT ACHIEVE???

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 22:39, archived)

dude, you have gone too far now

HA HA!!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 22:17, archived)

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 22:28, archived)

fuck just got real

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 22:54, archived)

Ha Ha. Butterfeet.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 0:44, archived)

prototypes in the pipeline

some rough around the edges protos aren't going to be the finished items, just ironing out the problem areas

papier mache helmet with liftable visor

try out before the sculpt stage

Deri AIr stewardess figurine Shelly Beech
(Still gonna add in the real blonde hair and red balloons for costume not these silver test ones) shoulder still needs alot of work

Deri Air alien Twit

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 19:35, archived)

Shelly Beech's buttocks will destroy us all!

'Ning Clay. This is all quite impressive.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 19:37, archived)

noon :)

I'll have you know a life times worth of research went into those buttocks

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 19:38, archived)

You must be an expert :)

The helmets are great too by the way. You should go into movie production design (assuming that isn't what you already do for a living)

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 19:43, archived)

xaviel chubert

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 19:42, archived)

I always click these

but the fuckers still never FP them

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 21:34, archived)

SWEET SWEET PROTO

*maks a hedron amidst a poto*

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 19:38, archived)

cheers

you wonderful mentalist

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 19:41, archived)

everything is fine

have you seen gold/silver price fraculayting

sweet, sweet market manipulation

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 19:43, archived)

the gold sovs are soaring

I do feel though like we're winning the battle only to lose the war

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 19:49, archived)

i've worked for Barclays and JP Morgan, insider trading is a way of life

2 years ago silver was £14 a troy ounce, recently its been £25, it dropped to £18 a few days ago, someone made a shit ton of cash, now it's about £19

it will rise progressively, also JP Morgan is bankrupt, there are several law suits pending related to their meddling

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 19:57, archived)

ah never knew tehre was a drop

I always check the gold prices in the metro and been wtaching them steadily climb since last year. Crafty buggers tinkering with it?

but aren't Jp Morgan owned by Vatican banks which are one of the biggest holders of private land and gold on teh planet. why Princess Tony joined it (and converted to catholicism apparently). the twatter. They're one of the Fed banks too I think.

there is rumour the house of cards is gonna collapse next year. get working on your allotment ;(

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:04, archived)

this is a good site

goldprice.org/gold-price-uk.html

that damned vatican

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:08, archived)

the bumming babylon bastard

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:19, archived)

Bumming a grey Sideshow Bob by the looks of it

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:21, archived)

nice helmet!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 19:39, archived)

ta :)

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 19:42, archived)

I was thinking of posting that exact thing

but I was scared it would come across as "Helmet Gag"

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 19:46, archived)

*smokes long cigar*...I thought it was

*twirls in chair*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 19:55, archived)

are those masks for swingers? Im getting an 'eyes wide shut' vibe...

Loving the girly figure though - that dress is fudging brilliant! Latex balloons, you said? Nice! I wonder how long they will last?

You talented tnuc! *shakes fist at your non-computer crafting skills*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 19:41, archived)

all the wild women dig a man in a mask

was chuffed how well the balloons worked 20 for a quid in poundland. gonna get some red and pink ones off ebay to match the deri air uniform.

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 19:45, archived)

how do you 'stitch' them, what with them being tight and rubbery?

Glue of some sort?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 19:50, archived)

don't touch em

just cut them up and slide them on

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 19:54, archived)

*does not compute*

But what about the sleeves that i see on your pics?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:18, archived)

there's 4 balloons each cosy

i cut them in half so the bulbs slide on for the top and skirt and the bottom bit (the bit with the ring you blow) make the boots and sleeve. but If i want a longer sleeve i'll need to get those long craft balloons

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:33, archived)

Nice helmet!

\o/

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 19:46, archived)

saucy

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 19:57, archived)

\o/

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 21:58, archived)

i read that as "inflatable visor"

and my brain shut down for a moment.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 19:48, archived)

;)

you'r thinking of saturday

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 19:59, archived)

BOW-CHIKA-WOW-WOW

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:01, archived)

Do you do any of this stuff on a professional basis

would be great if I knew someone who made set miniatures for films. In fact make a futuristic cityscape and fly a camera through it please!! :D

*click*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 19:50, archived)

nah

not sure I'd meet their professional standards. It's just for the crack at the moment

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 19:56, archived)

I don't know though

You might be just the thing for a small independent production.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:07, archived)

small independent production

isn't that the posh way of saying pornos?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:13, archived)

Sci-Fi Porno

"Blade Cummer"

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:16, archived)

i prefer AVP: Alien Versus Prostitute

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:20, archived)

"Alien Res-Erection"

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:20, archived)

now there's an image challenge

I could dig

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:21, archived)

done :)

if you like it, vote!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:24, archived)

Voted

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:28, archived)

yay!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:31, archived)

Indeed

If only compos were decided by my one click.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:41, archived)

they are in my mind

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:46, archived)

In that case your flounce dress idea will also become a compo

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:51, archived)

can we have a compo

in which all* the reasonably attractive men on here do their best to win my favours?

*all 3 of them

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:57, archived)

*clicked*

It'll be like Blind Date only with a few more CDCs

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 21:01, archived)

i approve of this

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 21:02, archived)

optimist :p

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 22:04, archived)

voted

i'd prefer this place more if it was automated and run by the members rather than a temperamental team of mods

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:43, archived)

oh, if only

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:47, archived)

I voted for this too

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:49, archived)

so i see :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:51, archived)

no, that's the posh way of saying "no wages"

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 22:03, archived)

very nice

did you manage to find a suitable bubble for the space helmet we spoke of ages ago.

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:42, archived)

hi fella

its my holy grail. I can't tell you teh amount of looks I get wandering around places like the bodyshop/home and bargain inspecting their shampoo bottle lids. no joy

(how's the book?)

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:45, archived)

the books a no go

not enough money for shit loads of work, and no time to do it in, they also wanted me to part with 30 or so ideas for 250 quid i told em bollocks , politely of course.

as regards the helmet you might try this, get a suitably sized light bulb take off the ferrule with the contacts in and break the vacuum.
then get a glass cutter and score a line around it where you want it to break.
then warm up the glass a bit with a flame the expansion will cause the glass to break along the scored line *sometimes* i have had a bit of success with this teqnique, of late but it takes a few goes.
scoring with a dremmel wheel is better bit it can crack if you're not careful.
grind the edges carefully or youl cut your fucking fingers off messing with it.

also be on the lookout for halloween stuff in the pound shops i got some good ones last year from ghost type halloween snow globes

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 21:00, archived)

its sounds like the same old story of creatives getting shafted by the glorified sales types

same story in the illustration industry. Go it alone at your own pace and market it. things impossible in the old days are all doable thanks to the internet. sourcing printers, marketing and finding your audience to promote yourself. And you get 100% of teh profits and complete control :)

EDIT: you could even print it b/w on the pulp paper they use for free newspapers like Stool Pidgeon etc. And make it so it's part of the appeal with a retro look to it. I'm having a go with something this myself. Lulu is such a rip off

nice idea with the lightbulbs, i'm limited with equipment though. funnily enough there's a bargain shop in town which sells plastic lightbulbs with little sweets in that light up I was thinking of using but he's doing them at £3.50 which is way too much given the amount I want to sell the finished dolls for

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 21:10, archived)

just gazzed you a possible solution

would be in two halves thogh,

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 21:15, archived)

iwannaplaywithyourdoll

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 22:55, archived)

i'm so very very sorry :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:38, archived)

FAKE

the input laptop is too dark.

EDIT - Actually, that might be part of the joke.

*feels stupid*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:38, archived)

haha

:)

edit : hahaha no thats just a lucky coincidence :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:39, archived)

Nice kluxter

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:46, archived)

it doesn't work, the router is kluxed

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:50, archived)

But instead they could use a kluxover cable

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:53, archived)

i know they're fond of linklux

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:56, archived)

Wonder how many kkkbps that does

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:58, archived)

pfff

bugger it, i'm too hot. shower time, methinks.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 19:00, archived)

as a nigger I find this offensive*

*i'm mixed race, it's ok

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:53, archived)

human/klingon?

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 19:40, archived)

jangus/chode/pre-straat

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 19:44, archived)

100m/Egg and spoon?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 19:45, archived)

As a ghost and a computer, I find it even more offensive.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:59, archived)

tethered tetchy techs

(macroscian (1 like), Thu 29 Sep 2011, 19:05, archived)

From Tenochtitlan

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 19:36, archived)

saucy cunt

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mongychops, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:26, archived)

no matter how much a couple love each other

at least one of them is going to say yes to this proposal if they're skint.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:29, archived)

and the other one can watch

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mongychops, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:30, archived)

either way, it's a win/win situation

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:34, archived)

his missus should be aware that no matter i'm going in dry

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mongychops, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:35, archived)

she loves it, the slag

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:37, archived)

Yes.. I'm done with her for a while

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:30, archived)

TWELVEHOURS OF ANAL

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:30, archived)

hey dekion, anal movie posters?

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mongychops, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:31, archived)

OFRA HAZA NSFW

www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/william_and_kate_royal_wedding_pictures.jpg
spotify:track:2sjF3y1ytckEBtWJ1kOKJt (Im Nin'Alu by Ofra Haza)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRnzTTYk7_Q

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:37, archived)

Epic. And True.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:39, archived)

Im Nin 'alu ♥ Ofra Haza

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRnzTTYk7_Q

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:43, archived)

she can bang on my ring anytime

actually... that should be the other way round...

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:47, archived)

she's dead

She was also a journalist and was executed.

JAPES!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:49, archived)

she died of the good aids

dunno if you want to be ringing

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 19:48, archived)

FP THIS IMMEDIATELY!!!!!

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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:44, archived)

MEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHHHHHaaa

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRnzTTYk7_Q

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:47, archived)

i'm sure that is some sort of treason.

well done.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:55, archived)

rape the queen

loot the palace
spotify:track:2zzklcpDAS1ryizQj83uRy (Maniatica Sexual by Lito y Polaco)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:57, archived)

Up the mimsy for $$$

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:35, archived)

They'll "learn to accept their reward"

First pun about Teardrop *Explodes* gets a doughnut

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:35, archived)

yay for CDCs!

definitely missed this

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:36, archived)

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:37, archived)

KLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNKKKKKKKK!!!!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:45, archived)

haha

this is the george lucas of GIFs
It gets more and more complex every time i see it!

Lovely eyeage - proper freaky

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:46, archived)

In the original Klarnk shot first

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:48, archived)

EXCUUUUUUSE ME

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:48, archived)

LUCAD, LUCAD DREI: No Room For Pre-Neck Seben

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:54, archived)

♫I'M PICKIN' UP NECK VIBRATIONS, HE'S GIVING ME EXCITATIONS♫

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:03, archived)

STARS IN YA EYES

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xcXuZvvfRE

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:08, archived)

i luv dem guis

i gotta go now, but i've added that to watch later, and i'll leave you wiv dis www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSdGfU9cyJU

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:11, archived)

PEANUTS!

ta la

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:19, archived)

What have you shopped?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:36, archived)

going for a pint with shatner and klarnk would be awesome

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:48, archived)

but is that a pint of comfort, milk, or klarnks special bag contents?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:50, archived)

my cat drowned in the washing machine.

at least he died in Comfort.
/coat

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:52, archived)

pffft

*spang* is the noise the cat's bones made as it tumbled around in the washing machine

/takes off coat because its too fucking hot

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:54, archived)

my mate had a cat called pepsi

when she got run over and killed, i told my neighbour, who said "that's sad, there's nothing worse than flat pepsi."
i felt guilty, but i still laughed.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:59, archived)

hahaha

with your plethora of dead cat jokes / anecdotes, i should invite you to the b3ta anti-cat club!
(not that i hate cats so much that i want them dead though)

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:00, archived)

they freak me out slightly

but can provide much amusement in conjunction with a laser pointer

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:03, archived)

i'm not a fan of cats much, i will shop some the odd time, but i don't do the whole fluffy thing too much

i like how dogs have a more human thing going on in the eyes, cats look at you like you're a tosser, maybe i just am one.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:07, archived)

cats are evil.

this is not debatable, it's a simple fact of cat genetics.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:09, archived)

^this

I could tell my mom's dog had a shouting at the other day - you can just read emotions in dogs much easier. It somehow makes them more human, and a better companion / pet, as you said.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:09, archived)

i think we just established that dogs rule

gotta run day-day

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:13, archived)

i prefer tarantulas myself

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:15, archived)

I quite like jumping spiders, despite being an arachnophobe

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnyNoPCAklE

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:40, archived)

had a mexica red-kneed

thinking of getting a chilean rose

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:52, archived)

only if you enjoy

the company of dogs

(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 19:10, archived)

MUST BE DA MEEEEEEEEEEEEELK

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:53, archived)

darmok und FUCK mit TENAGRA

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:55, archived)

WAZZUP, WAAZUP MIT CLU?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:57, archived)

dansun

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:05, archived)

SWEET MUTANT FROM THE SEA, WHAT MYSTERIES DOTH THOU DANCE CONTAIN?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:10, archived)

perfect timing sir

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:45, archived)

yay !!!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:47, archived)

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:59, archived)

i dont remember them running to bed like that!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:01, archived)

Hahahaha

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:49, archived)

haha

you should have changed the sign to 'dick weed'

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:50, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:51, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:53, archived)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:53, archived)

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:55, archived)

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:58, archived)

the ONLY CDC i ever drew belongs to Furanbesu

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:58, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:59, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:59, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:59, archived)

* My work here is done PUB TIEM!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:00, archived)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:02, archived)

When you wish upon a cock...

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:12, archived)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:14, archived)

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:43, archived)

one of my all time fave CDCs

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:02, archived)

Thanks....

I like this one.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:05, archived)

*grimaces*

thats a mighty tight grip...

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:02, archived)

Don't all girls grip that tight?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:03, archived)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:00, archived)

There's always the hand-held if you prefer...

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Ninj, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:29, archived)

DO WANT

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:31, archived)

this is very good, i look forward to another

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:33, archived)

GOOOOOOOOOOOODBYE DIIIIRT!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:33, archived)

Legendary

*loves*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:34, archived)

kudos on the woo jape

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:40, archived)

oh i love that sketch

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:35, archived)

aye some gold in that series as well as some suck

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:41, archived)

CALL NOW

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:41, archived)

12 euro per second

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:50, archived)

FUCK. YES. MOTHER. FUCKER.

I'd buy this in a heartbeat :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:34, archived)

"dust blaster"

only really rhymes if you're northern though.

NM,

woo and yay

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:35, archived)

I'll have you know, that I'm jolly northern

and it doesn't rhyme at all!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:43, archived)

^this

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:51, archived)

is it as inaccurate at cleaning as it is at shooting?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:37, archived)

Only in the hands of Imperial Garbage Compressor Maintenance staff

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:45, archived)

and these spotless corners, only an imperial housekeeper is so precise

(Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:26, archived)

this is very cool!

I have a special place in my heart for vacuum cleaners anyway.
(odd, I know) I am intrigued by the fact that there are hundreds and hundreds of designs that do essentially the same thing.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 22:51, archived)

if he looked like this he wouldn't have got fucking shot, man.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:53, archived)

Well, in that case

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:54, archived)

Lol @ QR code.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:57, archived)

I have actually made a gravestone for real

for my grandmother.

Much fun.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:59, archived)

Here it is:

twitpic.com/4yg839

(Obviously not complete yet - still having a panel cut out of it)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:02, archived)

no wonder you keep putting your back out if you go digging up things like that.

is that a placeholder date?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:06, archived)

No, she's dead.

Died just before Christmas.

What kind of cunt makes a gravestone for his living grandmother?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:08, archived)

someone with a lot of life insurance policies

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:10, archived)

*nods in agreement*

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:15, archived)

not that i'm suggesting anything untoward, of course

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:18, archived)

someone with forward planning?

a stonemason who's ordered too much marble.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:36, archived)

hahaha

Nice one. Lol.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:58, archived)

can I just apologise for being rude to you that one time, it was unwarranted and immature

appa-lo-gies

xxxx

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:09, archived)

I have no recollection of this.

What happened?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:17, archived)

I was rather rude.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:23, archived)

i said the same thing someone and they also didn't remember me being a cunt to them

THE FUCKING CUNTS!!!....ahem.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:34, archived)

you 'olds 'em dahn, n i'll do a dirt on dere ol' dear

real sweet like

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:35, archived)

poor Saddam

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:56, archived)

He parts his beard on the side.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:57, archived)

What real man doesn't?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:59, archived)

Well when you drool as often as I do, a center part is more functional.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:05, archived)

What good would bullets be against something THIS manly?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:57, archived)

well, given that they'd be highly effective.

I'm going to guess, highly effective.

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:01, archived)

Ahh well, at least he tried :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:02, archived)

LOLPROJECTILETRAUMA

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:04, archived)

It seems to work for Fidel Castro

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:18, archived)

That's all the cigars he smokes.

The air is so thick around his face, it's impossible for bullets to pass through.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:22, archived)

He's got the old salsa based dexterity innit

easily outmaneuver any incoming.

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:23, archived)

bollocks!

why do you think he's always got a cigar shoved in his face? IT'S A FALSE BEARD! IT'S ATTACHED TO THE CIGAR!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:27, archived)

So in actual fact... *tries to imagine Fidel minus beard*

... Melvin Bragg?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 19:33, archived)

Quiffclone

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:58, archived)

QUIFFCLONE TOO: BEERD FULLUV BRAINZ

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:00, archived)

MOUSTACHEBROWS - ASSEMBLE

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:00, archived)

this image completes me

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:01, archived)

^ What she said

EDIT: and....

COME ON MODS!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:10, archived)

Maybe this should be the new image challenge?

Come On Mods

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:30, archived)

i dont want to see rob with spunk on his face and hair

ever

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:32, archived)

~~ever~~ again

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:48, archived)

FUCK

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:02, archived)

crect

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:03, archived)

ALL KINDS OF FUCKWANK BE GOIN UP IN THIS JIGGACUNT

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:03, archived)

Wahey! :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:03, archived)

This scene needs additional materials

http://www.b3ta.com/board/10553532

Also, a dude playing a guitar while simultaneously killing the badguys with it by swinging it about thusly and like being all badass and shit.

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:06, archived)

*scribbles notes feverishly* You may be on to something here!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:09, archived)

gah, if I knew how to search on b3ta I'd find my "ninjas and shit" and "exploding" and "fucking shurikens and shit" posts from long ago

alas... so long ago

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:11, archived)

I could just skim through the entries for that one challenge and go through a second puberty. D:

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:13, archived)

One day I'll make the worlds most awesome fucking action movie

it won't make any sense

infact it'll just be a bunch of generic set piece clichés

it'll be awesome!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:16, archived)

It's what we deserve after the dissapointing Expendables. Pure, unadulterated awesomeness.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:19, archived)

has that wrestler got... ROBOT ARMS?

*excited face*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:06, archived)

he'd be more badass wrestling with that shark using his bare arms

he'd be even MORE badass if that shark was his trainer and he has to wrestle fucking killer space mecha from hell before rescuing the princess who turns out not too need rescuing as she brought all the killer space mecha from hell and she turns out to be the evil badass behind it all

this is only the beginning....

cue: credits roll to the sound of our hero screaming "WHY1!!!!!!!"

edit: I should add the evil princess chick is like even more hot chick in her evil chick outfit

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:09, archived)

Basically, what I expected from The Expendables.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:12, archived)

rather than talking, story, and seriousness

i thought it was poooooo

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:13, archived)

There was so much potential too!

I think if they're gonna give it another go, they need to go batshit insane with it. If it breathes, it MUST have C4 rammed down its throat, pushed out of a chopper onto baying Nazi wolfmen and evil lesbian S&M mechas of the SS.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:18, archived)

Does that bearded fella have a robot gun erection?

That looks like a volcano explosion in the backgroud... I love these manly type images :D

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:08, archived)

is this gun in question the Cobra assault cannon from robocop?

or the Barrett M82, which it is based on?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:09, archived)

Yeah, the M82 Barrett 50.cal. :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:11, archived)

Indeed! 50.cal :D

I rather did enjoy this compo, even though I was pretty much comatose throughout XD

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:10, archived)

TURBOFUCK

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:10, archived)

BEERD

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:10, archived)

im seeing lots of recent similarities between you and dekionplexis

have you been hanging out with him in parks and dark alleys? Hes a rart bad egg, im.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:12, archived)

he's my cuz

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:15, archived)

A COOL GLASS OF FUCK

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:22, archived)

cheap beer makes me gurn like a base

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:26, archived)

SUBBY SHOOP SHOOP

www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/mcgee_subby_shoop_shoop_horse_jape.jpg

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:30, archived)

that jape should be in every copy of 'i love horses'

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:32, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 19:02, archived)

NO HANDS!

YEAAAAH!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:08, archived)

he has his hipular proboscis firmly implanted into the bi-wheelular conveyance.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:10, archived)

Do you mean

His boner's caught in the petrol cap?

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:28, archived)

yup :-(

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:34, archived)

I'm gonna rent this movie tonight.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:12, archived)

this is all sorts of win piled alongside awesome on toast.

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arrangedletters, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:13, archived)

HE LIVES!

www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/slow_keanu_jfk_fuckgazm_slow.jpg

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:03, archived)

HAHAHAHA

GUD 1

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:14, archived)

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