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[challenge entry] Can I not enter this to both compos?

before everyone leaps on it, it was a news story about how Jobs wanted to bury google for "stealing" ios.... not my opinion HIS!

Now start the nerdy debate........
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 14:38, archived)
# i guess you could if you could find a way to post the same image twice without getting beaten to death
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 14:41, archived)
# I know, but one wouldn't get any clicks....
If any.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 14:43, archived)
# The old "cheeky pea" ploy, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 15:49, archived)
# I was watching a video of 'Siri' where they ask it the meaning of life and it says '42'. That's blatently nicked off google. Apple are cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 14:46, archived)
# It's the old look and feel debate thing again...
Zerox started it all and never gets any credit.

GUIs will always look and act alike, they all do basically the same thing.

And 42 IS the answer, i'm sure if you asked google and bing where your local pub was they would both show the same results.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 14:49, archived)
# It infuriates me. Throughout history people have taken other peoples ideas and improved them to make our lives better.
Apple are trying to stifle human progress, by limiting what we can buy to stuff that they make, and then limiting what we can do with it to what they want us to.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Nicked off Douglas Adams, surely? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Your asking THAT?...... HERE?....
Shame on you woman!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Well, it was...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 15:53, archived)
# depends on the question
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 16:53, archived)
# What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 16:56, archived)
# lots of six by nines
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 16:58, archived)
# OOOHH
*RUBS SELF*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:57, archived)
# Praise be !
He has risen again to save assholes.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 15:16, archived)
# THE POPE
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 15:17, archived)
# Naw,
That hat isn't any where near ridiculous enough.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Look at how delicately he clutches that cross
He was obviously indicating something very small in the original pic
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Apple's profit margin
That Steve - what a card!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 15:52, archived)
# q&s
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 16:35, archived)
# found this little critter near my computer

click-em for big-em
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 14:35, archived)
# You found THAT near your computer? o_o where do you live?!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 14:37, archived)
# I'm guessing
It's not China, else it would have been microwaved or some shit.
(K-Lyd Square balls with cubic hair, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Or a pencil up the arse
and covered in toffee.
(K-Lyd Square balls with cubic hair, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 14:42, archived)
# Sounds like the perfect Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 14:44, archived)
# rural area, near countryside
almost every year a grasshopper appears in this room, 2 stores up
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Ahh, makes sense.
I feel bad for the Aussies; their spiders are so big they have HEALTH BARS.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Kill it
Thats huge and nothing like the Jiminy Cricket i saw as a kid
(CoruZ, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 14:42, archived)
# I put it outside
spiders etc. don't scare the shit out of me, before I disappear off to shops, this appeared on my keyboard once

(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 15:09, archived)
# ARRGGGHHH!
SPLAT!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 15:13, archived)
# Arrrg.. fucking shit.......!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 19:02, archived)
# quick press F1 for help before it gets there
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:38, archived)
# Eeek! Let's just hope a giant tarantuala comes along and eats it.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 14:47, archived)
# NOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 14:52, archived)
# Every few minutes a wasp crawls out of a gap in the hatch to the loft and flies off into the house. I'm worried I may have to do something about this.
A few nights ago my girlfriend woke up screaming because one had crawled into the bed and was stinging her on the arm.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 14:57, archived)
# *insert small penis gag here*
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 14:58, archived)
#
gag
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 15:22, archived)
#
insert inert
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 15:41, archived)
# I remember him!
KK's, if my memory serves me right. (It does.)

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 15:37, archived)
# putting on the ritz
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 15:38, archived)
# yeah, I knew the source was from a b3tan, but i couldn't remember who
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 15:59, archived)
# What a dapper chap.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 17:45, archived)
# That's a Weta innit?
Kiwi much?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 23 Oct 2011, 14:53, archived)
# I like how it's holding its nose in the second picture. Do you have stinky hands?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 14:54, archived)
# I dunno
smell this


;)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 15:05, archived)
# THEM'S GOOD EATIN'....
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 15:09, archived)
# I guess your computer has a few bugs

ba-dum tish!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 15:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Dan Wheldon's Indy Heat - The Game
(CoruZ, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Bonus points
For comic sans!

I loved this game :)
(K-Lyd Square balls with cubic hair, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Oof
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 14:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Road Rash


Click for bigger (202 kb)
(CoruZ, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Fuckin' hell, his body's not even cold! D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 13:38, archived)
# who is it?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Marco Simoncelli
MotoGP chap who died this morning in a horrific crash.
(K-Lyd Square balls with cubic hair, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 13:55, archived)
# Marco Simoncelli.
www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marco_Simoncelli
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 13:56, archived)
# It seems to marco simoncelli
Who died in a moto gp crash today :-(
(I helped save b3ta! The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Oh God just seen the video the poor man
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 14:00, archived)
# It was posted on links
Then quickly removed...
(K-Lyd Square balls with cubic hair, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Yeah I can understand why
:(
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 14:06, archived)
# ^ This...
Too soon man, Too soon!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 16:10, archived)
# topical :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Only a matter of time...
His pic does make me think he was an Italian version of "Uncle Peter" from Reeves and Mortimer though
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Chilli Billi & Chilly Willy gender changed humanize.(From Banjo-Kazooie)
They were able to eat pizza?
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 12:47, archived)
# thats rather spiffy
lovely stuff

Ive never played banjo kablooey though
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 12:49, archived)
# X3 Thanks!
If without this video game, I would not here.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Awesome :D nice attention to shading~
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 12:50, archived)
# Thanks ^^
Yays :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Nicely!
Now do the same thing with young boys and see how many friends you make inside! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Many friends? Oh nice!! XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 13:03, archived)
# Moguragunsou (Plz call me Moggy) - you must change your username.
Try:

Moguragunsou (Plz call Big Bubba for me)
(I helped save b3ta! MeatB3ta ... I was just cleaning it when it went off ..., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 13:37, archived)
# No Thanks!
いやでーす
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 14:11, archived)
# haha so true
She's has some skills with drawing it's a pity that it's so damn creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 13:04, archived)
# I personally don't have a problem with art like this; I think it's rather cute.
It's just the... other stuff that I find odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 13:08, archived)
# I have no trouble with her artistic skills
but the subject matter is always borderline and creepy and unneccessary.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Mm, different strokes for different folks I guess.
Which is probably the same reason this got mixed feedback.
b3ta.com/board/10579637

Could just be the fact it takes a lot to creep me out though. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 13:11, archived)
# There is a big difference between your art and hers
you do a wide variety of stuff and your subject matter is always adult but she consistantly posts borderline peado-art and in every case the subjects are very young. But more than that we have some fantastic artists on b3ta but they get only a fraction of the attention she gets it seems being a potential Japanese School-Girl (or whatever she is) allows you all sorts of FAILS and the ability to come away from it a if she's a regular on b3ta! It's hardly fair on those noobs who've made only slight mistakes and got ripped to pieces on the board as far as I'm concerned she/he is not forgiven.

Edit: anyway in all honesty I'm just not bothered by her in the least I just think she has got off too lighty.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Mm, got a point there.
I don't think I have EVER drawn subjects as young as Moggy does; mine are always usually adult or otherwise. We have to take into account that things are different over in Japan; from what I gather it's a little less dodgy to draw things like she does. Why? I don't really want to know, but I still think she should have a go at drawing more adult characters, if only to relieve some of the controversy her work's been attracting.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 13:22, archived)
# If she did draw something more adult and based upon her skill as an artist
I'd be the first to say Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 13:25, archived)
# I second that.
I know she can, but she doesn't seem to want to. It's like me; I've been told my reportage and portrait work is amazing, but I never really act upon it. Never really have chance to. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 13:28, archived)
# ^ I agree with all of this.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 13:33, archived)
# ^And I agree with all of that
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Interesting comparison.
A cutesy, sexy foxette cartoon (Fwitette?!?) that wouldn't look tooooo out of place in a post-watershed Cadbury's Caramel advert, and a fantasy-sci-fi-manga-style image of an underage schoolgirl complete with bewbage and camel toe? FFS ...
(I helped save b3ta! MeatB3ta ... I was just cleaning it when it went off ..., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Mm, it's like two different ends of the spectrum, really.
I just wonder what would happen if Moggy tried drawing something a bit closer to what I've done; something not so... dodgy... I think she'd be amazing at it, but like I said up there, it's like she'd rather stick to what's comfortable to her.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 13:34, archived)
# It's clearly a 'he'.
And if this turned out to be the truth, would everyone be so forgiving?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 13:37, archived)
# You know what? That's a good question.
I guess there's a sort of sexism in that if Moggy turned out to be a guy (with womanly fingers, no doubt) I imagine he/she would be completely torn apart. It seems that people think it's more forgivable if a girl drawn all this...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 13:40, archived)
# I don't think
B3ta goes particulally easy on the girls in here. I would hate to think anyone was nice about me or my 'art' just because of gender; and I don't think they do. Sometimes the lack of comments speaks volumes!

Edit; What i meant to add was I think Moggy gets attention for the potential comedy value.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 13:57, archived)
# That is understandable.
I'm sure equality is something that is taken into account with artist's work on here, but as you say, Moggy's work is mostly for comedic value. Looking back, this is definitely true.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 14:41, archived)
# ):
I'm girl!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 13:41, archived)
# It would definitely put a lot of speculation to rest if you proved it somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 13:43, archived)
# I like the way this is going
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 13:44, archived)
# How so? o_o
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 13:49, archived)
# I think he's hoping it's heading in the direction of 'Tits or GTFO'
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 13:54, archived)
# ^ this
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 13:56, archived)
# It may very well do.
I'm off out to the shops; if there's tits on my screen by the time I get back, I declare myself chief interrogator of /board.

See you crazy cats later. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Well I'm back, with more materials to make my Halloween costume :3
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 14:32, archived)
# ^^^ THIS ^^^
PMSL (again) when I know *damned well* I shouldn't be.

*save me a window seat on the bus to hell*
(I helped save b3ta! MeatB3ta ... I was just cleaning it when it went off ..., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 13:55, archived)
# Agreed.
A little nudgette in the right direction is probably all 'she' needs ...

I, too, think that it could be awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! MeatB3ta ... I was just cleaning it when it went off ..., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 13:42, archived)
# it takes a lot to creep me out too (in drawings anyway)
and the pic is fairly typical Japan-stuff / not hugely different to something like this

but if the person who drew that had drawn some of the stuff that moggy has drawn, my reaction might have been different
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Haha, that's cute :)
I guess I've been on the internet long enough for things like this to seem somewhat normal to me.

And likewise, there is definitely a drop-off point for art like this. For example, what she's drawn up there is okay, but it's when it gets suggestive that I can't approve of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Er ...
www.b3ta.com/board/10564320
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Hahaha what the fuck?!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Aaarggh! Day of the Tubes!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 15:43, archived)
# The Day of the Grinning Dicks!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 15:49, archived)
# that one didn't really press my "can't approve of it" button tbh*
even though posting the original picture would have been a nono

i think everyone would have laughed if another b3tan had done that to the original though, which is interesting...

*apart from the usual they just don't understand b3ta so why do they still bother thing

(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 16:01, archived)
# Likewise. It's not worth starting a riot over, but it's what ever makes other b3tans comfortable, in my eyes.
Hence why I censored my picture; in case there's someone on here who uncontrollably vomits and excretes blood from their eyes when they see fox boobies.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 16:05, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Aw...
cute!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 14:03, archived)
# I haven`t played banjo kazooie since N64 and there were no shemales
lovely arts though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 13:16, archived)
# Ahh, I loved that game :)
It was one of two games I got when I got my N64, the other being Ocarina of Time, which is my all-time personal favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 13:17, archived)
# mario was ace too
first jaw dropping 3D game I saw
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Mario was ace :D I remember renting out an N64 and that game when they first came out.
I personally think Mario's slowed down a bit, leaving the innovation to other franchises/consoles, but oh well, we'll see what the Wii U (or whatever it's called) has to offer. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 13:25, archived)
# I think it's very clever how the gusset follows you around the room.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 13:28, archived)
# wCC +1 for that.
LMAO when I know I damn well I shouldn't be.
(I helped save b3ta! MeatB3ta ... I was just cleaning it when it went off ..., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 15:13, archived)
# Nonce topping, hold the mushrooms.
(I helped save b3ta! Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 15:01, archived)
# :)
mushrooms?
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Not for me, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 17:12, archived)
# awesome work, Mog'!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Thanks! ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 15:36, archived)
# lovely pic
I find the attention to moose knuckle stimulating
(I helped save b3ta! kahuna Mangled-at-the-bottom-of-the-cliff, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 17:33, archived)
# 'You're not in this scene!'

Classic Tron in 3D with added Bit just 'cos I can...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Oo,
That's rather nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 11:51, archived)
# excellent! I love these :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 11:54, archived)
# How do I make it go 3d?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 11:55, archived)
# Get it perfectly horizontal and cross your eyes till the 2 images flow together
then stare at the Bit till he becomes one chap in focus, that should do it.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 12:04, archived)
# So it's like one of those magic eye pictures? *strains eyes hard*
OOH I CAN SEE IT I CAN SEE IT! IT'S A BUNNY ISN'T IT?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Get it perfectly horizontal and cross your eyes really hard till you feel like there's a fireplace poker jammed in your eye sockets
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Sorry Wil I really hate these I can't make them work
and it hurts to try to focus on the picture while trying to cross my eyes to the point it makes it look like 3D and I can never get to that point so all I get is a headache.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Some folks just can't, and if you got problems with your eyes
especially with distance focus, prolly best to not even bother trying TBH love!

Sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 12:16, archived)
# They'd be easier if they were smaller
I have to be at the other end of my bedroom to make these work currently.



I can do ^this^ one, but the effect isn't as striking.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 23 Oct 2011, 12:32, archived)
# And a tad aspect ratio challenged
www.b3ta.com/board/10579911
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Ah that helps :)
Sorry, I just did a quickgay resize.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 23 Oct 2011, 14:56, archived)
# many are difficult for me as well, but in this case, I had to hold my head just past arm's length from the monitor
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Why do you have to hold your head? Have you got some sort of neck wasting disease?
Or are you one of those headless horsemen?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 12:23, archived)
# ha ha, fuck! you insensitive prick
Hey let's go burn down an orphanage, or throw puppies in to the lake.
Here is a recent pic of me, so you know it's me when we meet
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 12:43, archived)
# I expect it might help if
you decreased the size, it's Command - on my old MacBook but I expect Ctrl - probably does the same thing on PCs as that seems to be the way now.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Another way to reduce its size is to move further away.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Which changes your ability to focus on it
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Maybe if you've got spacky eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Maybe...
Maybe...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 12:37, archived)
# I tried again but my eyes only see this ;) it's making me go cockeyed :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Well done that lady :)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 23 Oct 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Ooh you!
Y I auda! ;)

*edit* this had made me think of that weird '70s movie where a computer gets a woman pregnant, Demon Seed, it's willy looked a lot like that. Musta bloody hurt...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Yeah I remember Demon Seed was quite a brilliant film in it's day
not seen it in ages so can't say whether it aged well or not
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 12:51, archived)
# I haz it on DVD
of course I do...

Not actually watched it since I got it (off ebay, an import) as it's hard to think of a time when it seems just right for your mood.

See also The Mist, mainly due to the ending.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 12:57, archived)
# last year
I watched Demon Seed for the first time and it gave me the heebie-jeebies.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Ridged for her pleasure
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 12:34, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 12:39, archived)
# the trick is not to try
relax your eyes and let them defocus. it's a lot easier when your tired.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 14:49, archived)
# I have the same problem with those Magic Eye paintings
maybe because I'm a busdriver I have to keep my eyes moving all day long for any potential hazards I find it really difficult relaxing my eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 14:55, archived)
# But why are there 2 of them?
I had a nice long chat to that chap on the left (dan shor) at a convention last month :-)

Have some more tron-ness


Click for bigger (48 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 11:56, archived)
# Billy the Kid
:D
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 12:08, archived)
# we're with you, mr the kid!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Oh my stars waaaaaaaay too hung over for this sort of behaviour...
EDIT YAY CANDLE!!!!

I always miss my b3taday. Go me!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Tell me about it
I made it with one.

Happy B3taday



(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Cheers all :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Happy candleday!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 12:28, archived)
# happy candleday
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Happy candleday! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 13:09, archived)
# He's on fucking fire!
Merry candlemajigs day
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Touch... Pause... ENGAGE
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 11:12, archived)
# Egg Chasing lols!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 11:17, archived)
# RIS
Is the referee Patrick Stewart?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Looks like it
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 11:49, archived)
# :o)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QIsHQfKZ4g
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 12:23, archived)
# ^ CANDLES!


CAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 16:11, archived)
# I wish I had the talent to ...
... change the white French shirts and socks to Welsh red, and fiddle with the team names and scores at the top.

But I don't!

Probably wouldn't make it better for any Welsh b3tans in any event?

*deep breath, submerge*
.
(I helped save b3ta! MeatB3ta ... I was just cleaning it when it went off ..., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 14:08, archived)
[challenge entry] mornin' all
2000 pixel right scroll scandal -----+

(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 9:13, archived)
# Hahaha
I don't pretend to get what is going on in all panels, but I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 9:52, archived)
# despite knowing jack shit about all 5 panels
I DO know his wife gon' fuck you up.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 9:53, archived)
# Despite knowing jack shit about the last four panels...
this is still a quality entry. Ning Clay!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 10:05, archived)
# random pea
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 10:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Lovely :D
Have this pea from when I were just a b3ta novice.

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 11:12, archived)
# Caption comp for daemon in the bottom left?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Fuckin' A!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 11:55, archived)
# He does look surprisingly upbeat about the whole thing doesn't he.
I can imagine the guy directing the photo shoot yelling "Gary! Stop looking at the fucking camera!"
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 23 Oct 2011, 12:36, archived)
# There's one other slight inaccuracy I feel I should point out.
Those soldier guys are on Mars. Why aren't they decompressing and fucking loving everything?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 12:43, archived)
# ^ this, so very much
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 16:01, archived)
# Excellent ninja wife
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:35, archived)
#

(bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 8:55, archived)
# I can't see any chips
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 10:02, archived)
#
It's rhyming slang for crips
(bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 10:34, archived)
# I can't see any crips
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 10:42, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! limpfish, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 8:46, archived)
# Arf
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 8:48, archived)
# Yes. That is all.
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 8:48, archived)
# Filtadtastic
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 8:53, archived)
# =)
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 23 Oct 2011, 10:15, archived)
# Hahahahaha


Good morning all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 9:08, archived)
# Groan!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 9:28, archived)
# Hahaha
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 23 Oct 2011, 10:14, archived)
# Ahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Haha very nice
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 11:13, archived)
# Hehe
Me like
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 19:18, archived)
# Loss Leader?


Cheers to Dave for the inspiration. Not that Dave, I mean my mate Dave.

My, this bandwagon is comfy.
(xaer0mancer, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:37, archived)
#
(egg1, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Or...
(egg1, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:06, archived)
# *groan*
Have a slightly edited pea
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:10, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:45, archived)
# ur famuss
boingboing.net/2011/10/23/jpeg-artifact-humor.html
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 9:31, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/8109278
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Don't get it
(billiepipersteeth, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:21, archived)
# ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:53, archived)
# Good one :-)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! P3te "the Meat", Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:03, archived)
# It took me
an embarrassingly long time to get this.
(Spill, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:03, archived)
# Ning b3ta!
It's Diana Dors birthday today and yesterday 'Drunken Miss pHotoshop Bitch' asked for quirky Irish character actress Una O'Connor.
Following these two beauties, Leticia Dolera is 30 today and as she so obviously likes links... I have linked her pick to a NSFW version.

NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 8:43, archived)
# and todays "Little Lumps of Loveliness" are...
Cat Deeley and Robert Trujillo.

ROCK OUT!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 8:43, archived)
# OOOoooo Cat Deeley
I met her on Brighton Pier once. Lovely lady with the eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 9:29, archived)
# Nice one
And for anyone wondering if he is a good bass player: VIOLENT AND FUNKY
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 9:54, archived)
# 's good... BUT IT'S NOT ROCK!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 10:17, archived)
# It's music.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 10:19, archived)
# he's no cliff!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
Her birthday is January 11th so I will add her to the calender..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 10:19, archived)
# ha ha... nicely
not sure how you know that
(Herbert Wing, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 10:39, archived)
#
www.imdb.com/name/nm3205512/
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 10:56, archived)
# Oh i see...
said the blind man to his deaf wife
(Herbert Wing, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 11:16, archived)
# Aarraararararararararggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*changes pants*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 8:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 8:51, archived)
# *changes eyes*
Raelee Hill and F. Murray Abraham would be nice tomorrow.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Sun 23 Oct 2011, 8:54, archived)
# Raelee Hill would be nice any day!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 9:14, archived)
# Somehow, I knew you'd approve.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Sun 23 Oct 2011, 9:35, archived)
# She's a Ginge - who wouldn't!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 10:13, archived)
# Ning WB, and thanks!
Is it possible in future to make monochrome ones a bit more contrasty? They always look a bit faint. I guess the answer is for me to stop requesting people who've been dead 50 years...

For tomorrow - Blimey guv, it's the Kray twins!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Like this...

I started doing these in two colours (the two colours that b3ta used for a background). Then Smash Monkey said she could not see them so I added two shades darker..

Here is an example of some early work...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 11:16, archived)
# and the same image on the next post...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 11:16, archived)
# i like doing like this
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 12:03, archived)
# this is the same image as above
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 12:03, archived)
# I highlight it and...
witchcraft!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 16:04, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 16:13, archived)
# .

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Yeah that looks a little better IMO.
Those background colour things are pretty neat. Didn't you do something like that for the elephant comp?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Sunday
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 7:50, archived)
# an an actual RP
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 8:11, archived)
# i love this, what settings did you use?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 8:12, archived)
# F11, 30 secs, iso 100
ty
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 8:17, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 8:19, archived)
# Great shot
Very nice indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! blackhat was thrown from a fucking horse on, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 11:32, archived)
# hohoho oh dear! did you see any hedge funds?
/is crap at puns blog
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 8:12, archived)
# I might later
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 8:17, archived)
# WOO...
MOO...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 8:28, archived)
# but how does it smell
Nosy
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 23 Oct 2011, 8:36, archived)
# do they eat hedge funds?
edit: bollocks, too late again
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 8:33, archived)
# I like your dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 9:51, archived)
# I love this
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Great for putting in lamb stew
/is too bloody good at puns blog
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 10:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 10:52, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 11:14, archived)
# moar stocks
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 11:22, archived)
# Hehe good wittage :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 11:34, archived)
# royalty lols
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 12:03, archived)
# RPS
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 3:23, archived)
# MNNNNGHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 3:27, archived)
# Love it . . .
Makes me a little dizzy though . . .
(A_Charmed_1 is searching for the One Ring . . ., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 3:35, archived)
# I can delete it if u want
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 3:42, archived)
# No
That dizzy feeling is kinda fun! :)
(A_Charmed_1 is searching for the One Ring . . ., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 5:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 3:42, archived)
# Push push push! :|
(Fly Projector, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 5:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 4:32, archived)
# whaaaaa..
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 4:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 4:45, archived)
# fucking hell pedro
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 5:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Gadaffio . . . he won the magic mushroom.
(A_Charmed_1 is searching for the One Ring . . ., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 2:40, archived)
[challenge entry] nwot due to q&s-ness
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 3:01, archived)
[challenge entry] king of iron fist tournament..... enter the greater london council
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 1:51, archived)
# Hahahaha
Splendid!
(twattybanjo, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 1:54, archived)
# hahah
nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 2:00, archived)
# Magnificent!!
Sumo Boris for the win. just like in real life it seems.
(Mr Fudge It shouldn't be illegal to have sex with an eagle, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 8:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(twattybanjo, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 0:38, archived)
# What are the buttons?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 0:52, archived)
# I'm confused.
The challenge says, "fun game" but when you enter it says computer game.
(twattybanjo, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 0:56, archived)
# O I C
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 2:51, archived)
# ^b^a>>c>a<b^^
*unlocks RBS*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 0:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Now with buttons

Edit: and I even resisted making it more goatse than it was.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 5:41, archived)
# as nobody is looking
I'll compo it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 5:59, archived)
# haha
yes
(Raol Duke, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:01, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Rip Valin :( I'll proper miss you, internet buddy
Sorry for file size etc but done off a mobile.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:27, archived)
# Tha is the most wonderful thing you have done
and you have done many wonderful things.



Here's to the Guy
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:29, archived)
# Thank you
I could do better on computer but alas you work with what you have. I won't forget him.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:36, archived)
# You do brill
I seriously seriously wish I could do that on a piece of paper

(Iknow that sounds a bit rude!!) :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:38, archived)
# Is there no chance of you getting another laptop or pc?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:51, archived)
# what's the issue?
Fiend. You ok?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:55, archived)
# yeah just broke my laptop with water :(
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:57, archived)
# so what are you typing this on?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:59, archived)
# a typewriter
then he is faxing it to B3ta HQ.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:07, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:14, archived)
# Have you worked out which bit is broken?
Always worth taking all the screws out and drying the insides over a radiator.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 6:05, archived)
# should be getting one soon
Possibly Xmas :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Nicely
May he RIP
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:31, archived)
# Lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:32, archived)
# Nicely :D
No pc?
(herman:D, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:36, archived)
#
Nope I got water on my laptop when I was drunk :( hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:40, archived)
# You twat
But at least it stopped you makeing druken ebay purchases. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 8:37, archived)
# Best in peace.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:37, archived)
# Oh you sod !
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:47, archived)
# Aye.
www.b3ta.com/links/693067
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:41, archived)
# that is truly something
did not see it when first posted - glad I've seen it now - I think
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:46, archived)
# Well thankfully wasn't me on the piano
so came out half decent.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:54, archived)
# It's lully
and I owe you some fade away material

on it's way promise :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:56, archived)
# I wasn't going to mention it
things like that can become a burden not a pleasure :)
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:57, archived)
# tis a pleasure
just loads on at the mo

bin commissioned to make six 90 second TV adverts *gulp*

could be a career changing moment
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:01, archived)
# Ha ha, I know what you mean
i made over 150 videos, but the moment someone asked me to make one and stick to a deadline; total panic and blank ideas.
You'll get there just chill and let your creative juices flow.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:04, archived)
# oo-er
sorry I can never resist an oo-er
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:07, archived)
# oo-ers are good
but you must tell me about this commision in gaz; sounds exciting (and scary)
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:10, archived)
# wot's gaz?
me stupid bloke what doz pics with pencils and crayons (when I am not eating them)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:15, archived)
# Gaz is the
private message system on here. I have no idea why it is called that, but the cool kids do so i will too.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:17, archived)
# Ah...............
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:19, archived)
# It's B3ta's instant message system
If memory serves, Gaz came from someone posting "Gaz IM me" and then vanishing, never to be seen again.

It became a bit of a text meme and when the IM was set up, everyone just automatically called it "Gaz".
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 0:10, archived)
# Thank you. I never knew that and just accepted that Gaz was the normal word for 'message'
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 0:36, archived)
# Bloody hell Omey
this is fantastic gnus!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 0:06, archived)
# Oh nice =)
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:11, archived)
# beautiful, man.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:26, archived)
# Cool
Nicely done FIEND.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 0:09, archived)
# Like it! I think you should get some sort of graphics tablet when you get a new 'pooter'
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 0:34, archived)
# Sometimes this place does things so very well.
Well done FIEND.
(twattybanjo, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 1:12, archived)
# I just saw this
Nicely done Fiend

Pity it brought me such sad news.

I'll raise a glass to Valin tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 5:10, archived)
# Didn't know he went for the long lurk.. That's pretty grim. If so that's a great tribute.
I'll miss the man. He always seemed pleasantly nutty and had a great style of his own.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 11:32, archived)
# Nice work Fiendster : )
clicked
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
(herman:D, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:26, archived)
# that shot was accidental crossfire sustained in captivity and totally accidental
..Libya - out of the frying pan................
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:28, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:28, archived)
# This is known as "a crossfire"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:27, archived)
# Nicely!
(jammietarts ..., Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:45, archived)
# haha flan shuffle & front row fuck ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:59, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 0:09, archived)
# Haha, just noticed who's ringside.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 0:40, archived)
# Fuck him in the cunt Flan
Oh, he's already dead. Never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 1:51, archived)
# I could watch this for hours...
and I already have.
Clicky click click
(Mr Fudge It shouldn't be illegal to have sex with an eagle, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 8:48, archived)
# Evening, b3ta.
Have these two curiosities from my trip back to Manchester today.



Click for boobies (Obvs NSFW)

Something I sketched on the train, and coloured just now. Fancied doing something a little more risque...



Saw this outside Manc university. Subtle? Fuck no.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:19, archived)
# FOITS!

* Foxes with Tits
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:23, archived)
# Furry alert!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:24, archived)
# *ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:32, archived)
# Ducks aren't furries they are downies ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:37, archived)
# Hahaha! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:39, archived)
# You are ricky gervais
Aicmfp!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 8:40, archived)
# Ducks with tits......!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:39, archived)
# Ducks with Tits was one of Bovine's classic
Superhero comic strips.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:44, archived)
# It's fairly good from our local takeaway too....
Much better than the duck with orange sauce anyway ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:51, archived)
# Ducks have feathers not fur!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:50, archived)
# Who gives a shit when your fucking them from behind because they have tits......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:15, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:16, archived)
# SCENIC!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:23, archived)
# Ducks have mystery
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:30, archived)
# dux r evil
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:33, archived)
# :(
Poor kitten; I doubt it had anything to do with the sad demise of the old lady at the end of your street
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:42, archived)
# I glued Italian bread crumbs all over the cat's body
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:47, archived)
# You evil, evil man
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:58, archived)
# ANGRY DUCK VIOLENCE PRON


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:30, archived)
# EVERYTHING is porn
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 1:23, archived)
# There is something about ducks which I love
Madness probably. Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:53, archived)
# I agree with you about the water margin.....
I used to record it on my tape player with the microphone next to the tv speaker..... and listen to it all week long untill the next episode....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:44, archived)
# WHY isn't it repeated
Yet we get Gavin and Stacey almost 24/7?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)
# Probebly because........
No matter how good we think we remember it was (And it did rule my life at that age, off down the woods every day in the 6 weeks holidays, atacking nettle patches with sticks, pretending I was Lin Chung...."
If we saw it now, we would probebly think it was shit...
Although I'd love to see it again....
you can get it on DVD if you interested....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:58, archived)
# I might invest, come payday.
"The ancient sages said, to achieve wisdom is most difficult for the man cursed with cleverness. The bravest tiger is first killed."

It was like learning to talk with Moggy.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:04, archived)
# Hahaha.... I'd love it if Moggy was your comedy account..! ;-)
Do a Jonny Cash instead, and youtube it "One piece at a time"..!

I remember youtubing the opening title, can't find the one I looked at now, but someone had quoted "and who is to say that the snake cannot become a dragon" or something similar, and then put "Darwin"...!!

Enjoy if you get it.. I'm off to cook my dinner....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Watermargin was epic
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TH2aBWoHIz0
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:25, archived)
# Nice find
sums it all up nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:36, archived)
# I never saw that episode of Star Wars...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 23 Oct 2011, 0:06, archived)
# Bought the complete set last month
Have almost finished it now =/

But yeah it is dreadful in some ways but still brilliant in the ways that count. Dreadful voice over, awful fights but it's somehow magic.

Watching the voiceover credits, who should I spot but Miriam Mygoolies!
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 5:23, archived)
# foxy
she looks pissed at not getting those jet boots to work
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:41, archived)
# That's what happens in Manchester... people will even nick the wheels off your roller blades....
They didn't even leave her on bricks....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:42, archived)
# As a Manc, I have to say...
Spot on. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:44, archived)
# I think you want 4chan?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:47, archived)
# Filthy fucking furry!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:48, archived)
# Fucking foxy
no tits:(
(herman:D, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)
# I decided to stick a big black bar over it;
as to not offend people who don't like ogling at fox tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Where's the click for tits then?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:35, archived)
# ^THis
(herman:D, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:41, archived)
# Hmm... *ponders* would this make /board bay for my blood even more?
Oh well, they chose to click it!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:42, archived)
# cry havoc and let slip the tits of war!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:25, archived)
# I was on the way back from Manchester today.
Attended the Hi-Fi show at The Renaissance. It was shit.

Carry on!
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:53, archived)
#
That gate is surreal
(athe, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:57, archived)
# It was one of those things where you're not sure you saw it, and have to do a double-take.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:07, archived)
# what?
wait?

What?

Couldn't you be more discrete?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:20, archived)
# Hey, people get away with worse on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)
# ok, so at least you are admitting it is bad ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:31, archived)
# *cuts finger, flounces, misunderstands*
But yeah, I think I should dial it back next time ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:35, archived)
# In my opinion, there's nothing wrong with it.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:05, archived)
# Mm, it's an accquired taste I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:07, archived)
# If you have no humanity.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:11, archived)
# get the straps
we're having him humanised
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:24, archived)
# Cover us JollyJack!
We're going in!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 23 Oct 2011, 0:06, archived)
# I was trying a math joke....
I'm sorry!

*runs away in gigantic dress*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:23, archived)
# Ohhh... *belms* silly me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:26, archived)
# no point belming!
*puts on larger dress on top of previous dress now with built in speakers*

*flounceruns*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:27, archived)
# Tell LS18 to pop back if you see him! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:29, archived)
# you're right, I might run into him.
*grabs a handy H&K.*

OH WAIT, THOSE ARE MADE IN GERMANY, GERMANY IS IN EUROPE THEY ARE ALL SOCIALISTS AHAHAH AHA HAH A HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SOCIALISM LOL, what a twat.

*grabs a traditional corn fed goose*

He'll like that, he lives by propa Ganda.

(I should feel dirty at having just typed that, but I don't, anyway, the three stooges beat me to it in 1942 )
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:33, archived)
# I'm betting he'll be back soon... give it another few months.
He can't have just left us with that, we need more flouncing action! D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:40, archived)
# It's hard to top a platinum flounce award winner
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:46, archived)
# We need the reigning champion to come back :(
Many have tried, many have failed, but no-one can flounce as much as the one and only!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:49, archived)
# There should be an awards ceremony
and of course the winner should go off in a huff :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 23:59, archived)
# "I didn't even want this fucking award!" *lobs into crowd*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 0:08, archived)
# ahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 0:15, archived)
# DISGUSTING FURRY!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 0:57, archived)
# NSFW?
It depends of course on the kind of 'work' you have, this IMHO is a very sensitively placed NSFW, for which I thank you.

An image, on the main board, of a person kneeling and giving the Pope a blowie, I have to say, I am 'a little less comfortable' with. While at work.

*goes back to PhotoShop Lesson 101 ...*
*and lurking in awe of creative talent*

Xx, MB
(I helped save b3ta! MeatB3ta ... I was just cleaning it when it went off ..., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 12:03, archived)
# I guess even still, I should pull back the reins a bit next time.
I've never really uploaded anything NSFW to b3ta before, so it's good that I started off right :D

And thanks! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Fantastic work, among many other jaw dropping, breathtaking, eye widening, thought provoking (office)LOLs
*touches forelock, gives little nod*
(I helped save b3ta! MeatB3ta ... I was just cleaning it when it went off ..., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 12:45, archived)

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