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# I prefer the latter headline myself


Apologies for truly awful paint job
(The_Reaper, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Of breasts? Shoes? Budgerigars?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:55, archived)
# Any of your choice
(The_Reaper, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:56, archived)
# Bongos

also: thread deletion!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:57, archived)
# I liked it too :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:58, archived)
# a deletion of a thread gah! I miss it was it a good flounce?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:09, archived)
# More of a ninja deletion
it left me highly unsatisfied
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:11, archived)
# The worse kind just as you're reaching a point of climax
bam! it all disappears... or am I thinking about my love life?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Nick Clegg is Jimmy Saville's lovechild?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Did we just have a deletion?
I had a witty response lined up
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:58, archived)
# was there/
what went?

edit/ worked it out, but no idea why...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:00, archived)
# father christmas upside-down sleigh.
It was good!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Someone called Mr. Eraserhead posted Santa's sleigh doing a barrel roll.
He may have looked on the Popular Page and seen an animated version already in existence.

Or we may have dreamt the whole thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Gah, I had the Mr. Eraserhead dream again
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:05, archived)
# Blame the cheese, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Someone linked to the popular one in a reply
shit got deleted
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:08, archived)
# Another case solved, Holmes!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:13, archived)
# It was me!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:15, archived)
# That linked. Not deleted.
I'm not that much of a cunt. Or am I? I forget these things.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:16, archived)
# with his extra leg
diddliddliddlum
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Wrapping presents is so fiddly
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:43, archived)
# YESH! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Exshellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:50, archived)
# Isnt that what hitler did with mentally handicapped people?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:54, archived)
# random bond reposts is it?

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:55, archived)
# wow!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:56, archived)
# Hi-De-Die Another Day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:59, archived)
# the original title was
No Mr Bond, I expect you to hi-de-hi
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Live and Let Hi-De-Hi?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:04, archived)
# The Living Hi-de-hilights?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:09, archived)
# So close!
*narrows gap between thumb and index finger*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:07, archived)
# oh, what happened then?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Nice font! C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Cos he's used to
using this...
(empty head, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Who'd have thought a cracker gift could make someone so happy!




(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
*Click*
Last frame winnar!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:43, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
jaws bettie is such a card!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:44, archived)
# Ah, yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:44, archived)
# Hahaha
Beattie ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:48, archived)
# hehehehe
he looks so happy!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:48, archived)
# hahaha that's great!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:50, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Thanks all
As often happens, the last frame wasn't part of the original plan but ended up making all the difference!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:59, archived)
# Haha, lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Hahahaha!
You don't need the first two frames at all. The last one is perfect on its own.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:59, archived)
# hahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:00, archived)
# It is nipply out, though.
*whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Hahaha!
last frame is awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Brilliant
Totally agree on the last frame. The perspective in the first frame makes Jaws look like he's holding some sort of hot-dog revolver.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Arf!
Classic b3ta right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:42, archived)
# hahaha
outstanding!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:01, archived)
# more Dick!
more *click*!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 18:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Aww...
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:26, archived)
#
Bondback mountain..But with christmas hats
(Sherbs, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:35, archived)
# I liked him better singing that trololo song
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:36, archived)
# :)
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Like a fine wine, Geri Haliwell only gets better with age ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:44, archived)
# Like a fine wine, Rob Manuel only gets better with age ...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Oh, two Jaws in a row!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Bound to happen
It's a Bond shit storm up in here right now.
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:47, archived)
# It certainly is!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:49, archived)
[challenge entry] See Mr Bond comes to some harm...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:25, archived)
# HUGO TO HEAVEN MY SON
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Hugo drax! He was ace
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:28, archived)
# He had the best lines of any Bond villain
"Mr Bond, you appear with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season."
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:39, archived)
# haha, indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:44, archived)
# :-D
I really want to see moonraker again soon
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:49, archived)
# 007AD
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:29, archived)
# haha!
the only baddy I can think of called Hugo
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:29, archived)
# Hugo A-Gogo from Batfink?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Hugo strange?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:50, archived)
# ^ah yes x2
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Jesus...
you return with all the tedious inevitability of an unloved season
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:39, archived)
# HA! Mindpiss.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:22, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
And a good opportunity to mention that Charlie Brown Christmas is the best christmas album EVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Yup . . .
RIGHT after the Wombles Christmas party


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Vince Guaraldi ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:27, archived)
# I used to have the Smurfs Christmas on cassette. It was wretched.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:32, archived)
# Shuriken!!
Charlie Blofeld! Brilliant Cap'n :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Hail and well met, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:27, archived)
# \O/
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:29, archived)
# ah, very nice
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Ha ha
Really nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Hahaha
Took me a whilke to work out what had happened to snoopy.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Ha-ha! I did try to re-shape his nose, but the end result was truly freakish.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:29, archived)
# hahaha
nice work
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Fab!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Cheers, guys.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:35, archived)
# wow, excellent
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:45, archived)
# you ain't seen me like
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:53, archived)
# ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:53, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:56, archived)
# eheheheeh!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:59, archived)
# PUSTACHE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:08, archived)
# i cannot now look at a torso covering garment of that hue without thinking...
FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:16, archived)
# also those special toe-shoes
 
FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:22, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:22, archived)
# HA
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:27, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:48, archived)
# haha eggs-ellent
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:52, archived)
# She's ignored all the warnincks about overdoing it.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:58, archived)
# Hahaha
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:58, archived)
# :)
'lo Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:02, archived)
# Christningles XLVII
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:13, archived)
# needs more lesbians
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:05, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:23, archived)
# alas you can't quite see his moustache
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:32, archived)
# quality ending
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:34, archived)
# "Game over man, Game over"! : )
Also, what's happened to Wobbly Bloke is he on holiday?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:41, archived)
# I think he got upset at all the criticism
threw a rather strange, brief flounce at dogbomb for reasons I don't think anyone understood, and then vanished.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:42, archived)
# Have I missed another flounce?
Every time I come on here now it's just impressive photoshopping and silly jokes :o(
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:46, archived)
# Yeah, the nerve of those people
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:46, archived)
# It wasn't really much of a flounce
more dogbomb saying something about a guy called graham, with Wobbly immediately saying something like "Fuck you then. Bye B3ta!", possibly without the swearing.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:53, archived)
# That's a shame....
there's nothing worse than a half-cocked flounce...
A good one involves a lot of scrolling
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:07, archived)
# It's been ages since we had a good flounce, most of the recent ones just fart out into obscurity.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:08, archived)
# You graham worshipper!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:11, archived)
# Are you saying we don't know how to flounce?
That's it, I'm leaving! *

*for several minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:12, archived)
# better put a hat on
it's snowing out
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:12, archived)
# Yeah, it is up here too.
Or at least it was, it's calmed down now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:34, archived)
# We had the whole whowazit saga over september 11.
L18 guy was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:15, archived)
# LS18 AND THE POLITICS OF AMERICA!
Slightly less popular than the equivalent harry potter adventure
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Yeah, that one was a good'un... but we haven't really had any since then.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:33, archived)
# If moggy's english had been slightly better that could have been epic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:20, archived)
# All flouncing should be announced at least 24 hours beforehand
so that all interested and concerned parties may join the thread and add their own opinions.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:05, archived)
# DAMN STRAIGHT
This should be in the FAQ.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaah....
It has been a bit arsey and tetchy on here recently..
hey ho..
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:47, archived)
# FUCK YOU
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Cries.....
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:48, archived)
# Don't you cry at me
*flounces*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:49, archived)
# YAY!
*claps*
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:54, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU!
Some of my friends and/or relatives have the clap!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:48, archived)
# it needs to be MORE arsey and tetchy...
it's too sycophantic at times.
(likeajackhammer, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:56, archived)
# It's not sycophancy that winds me up
it's "Ning!" and "Ningles". The first should lead to naughty-stepping and the second should lead to execution. Honestly. "Ningles"?? Fuck's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:58, archived)
# haha...
like fat girls who can't be sexy, so try to be cute...
(likeajackhammer, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:01, archived)
#
b3ta.com/search/board?q=festive+ningles

that is all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:14, archived)
# Haha
I love the way Michael Ellis has gone from "Festive ningles? You should be shot!" to "FESTIVE NINGLES!!!" in just one day
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:16, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:24, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:38, archived)
# here...
do you have a link to that cat on the cliff edge?

do you have it in a bigger resolution?

can I use it as a phone wallpaper?

why not?

well fuck you then!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:19, archived)
# You're so right
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:58, archived)
# I just have to agree with you
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:12, archived)
# criticism of what?
(likeajackhammer, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:55, archived)
# VAG CREAMS of course
What else?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:57, archived)
# can you expand on this, or link to something...
this makes little sense to me :=-/
(likeajackhammer, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:59, archived)
# are these what you're talking about
b3ta.com/board/10628971
(likeajackhammer, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Yeah that's them
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:19, archived)
# are they actually vectors, or just images with a filter on them?
(likeajackhammer, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:20, archived)
# Images with a filter
I wrote an explanation and then got side-tracked by work and that. This is it:

I guess you've not been on /board at about 7:30 British time for the last year or so then. The quick precis: Wobbly enjoyed making filtered "vectors" of "celebrities" on their birthdays, masking out their eyes and clothes and occasionally a couple of other things. Sometimes they looked pretty good, other times they just looked like they'd been posterised. He did this daily. A few people didn't like them all that much and took the piss. After a few weeks of piss-taking WB gave up in disgust.


Edit: haha, I just saw Maiden's description in the thread you posted.

He makes the shite and then asks for request for more shite, people make shite suggestions, and feel somehow touched and special that shite is created for them according to their shite suggestion, this in turns justifies the need for more shite and thus a supply and demand is created for an endless spiral of shite.

*Sings* It's the Cir-cle the Cir-cle of Shite!

Sorry Wobbly Bloke, you really need to let this one go now. I wasn't being deliberately mean Jeremy Clarkson made me do it! ;)





I don't think he should have left, I just think he should have remembered what B3ta is: a puerile digital arts community, where people will happily rip into you because, well, that's what B3ta is.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:23, archived)
# ahhh.... they were always there at the bottom of the page when I skim through...
never really paid much attention...
(likeajackhammer, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:26, archived)
# entirely this
and certainly no worse than most of the other shite we get here
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:54, archived)
# I'd hate to get on Maiden's bus with the wrong change!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:29, archived)
# I think I'll give it a try, just to see the reaction
This will involve a flight and then tracking down exactly which bus she's driving, but still, it'd be interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:30, archived)
# *tops up Oyster card
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:33, archived)
# ahhahhhahah
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:24, archived)
# He's missed Vladimir Hogan's birthday!
I'll take the helm for this one occasion.


EDIT: This'll probably sound really dickish, but what is the point in the VAG cream posts? Like, really?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:48, archived)
# genuine office lol
Edit: he enjoyed doing them, which is point enough, I guess. I've posted plenty of drivel on the board as well. But he should also have either taken or ignored criticism.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:54, archived)
# beats me
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:33, archived)
# why should there be a point?
What is the point in flanbase etc?

The point of b3ta isn't to have a point...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:57, archived)
# hahaha
ah, a reenactment of that famous "Stalin pissing on Trotsky's corpse" moment
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:42, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:43, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:46, archived)
# I had this game as a kid
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:47, archived)
# It's a bit low.........
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:02, archived)
# I love official History
like this.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:11, archived)
# He got an ice pick that made his ears burn.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:24, archived)
# An new insult to flaunt at the French!
(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:29, archived)
# french you say?
(this popped into my head last night after watching '88)



Click for bigger (182 kb)

Funilly enough this is the EXACT poster for their versions of 86' and 88' too
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:32, archived)
# That's not France! THIS is France.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Ah, Dordogne back in '67
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:50, archived)
# It's where I got my first real six string of garlic
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Young James believed in a traditional Christmas including a visit to see Santa.
(I helped save b3ta! Where's Alberto Living the nightmare., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:29, archived)
# small pea from the early hours...
ON HER MAJESTY'S CAROL SERVICE!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:40, archived)
# BROSNAN! Behave.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:47, archived)
# he's such a twat
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:06, archived)
[challenge entry]



Joseph Wiseman played Dr No...
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:14, archived)
# *closes photoshop*
wonderful stuff indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:15, archived)
# Did I actually beat you to an idea for once?!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:45, archived)
# hehe yup
(mind you, not on the names, very clever - was going to do moore and Q)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:59, archived)
# My original idea was Moore and Jaws.
Then remembered Wiseman.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:02, archived)
# and it costs one million dollars an episode
woo-zers!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Aha, Mr. Ireland...
I've been expecting you...

... back on here for more Christmas Bond pics...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Brilliant!!!!!!!
*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:21, archived)
# I was SO glad one of the Bond villains had 'Wise' in the actor's name once I'd thought of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:32, archived)
# Tis great sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:41, archived)
# massive
L I K E
(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:27, archived)
# hahaha
7 shades of quality
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:28, archived)
# I only remember putting 5 shades of quality in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:47, archived)
# oh yes!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Yes, yes and yes.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:30, archived)
# utter class sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Unbelievable fabulous!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:39, archived)
# Perfect
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:48, archived)
# hahahaha
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:19, archived)
# Splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:26, archived)
[challenge entry] He hated checking the tree lights every year...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:09, archived)
# hahahahahah!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:10, archived)
# winnah!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:11, archived)
# splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:11, archived)
# he's reaching the high note
(likeajackhammer, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:11, archived)
# there's NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OO-OO-OO SUCH THING... as a weaker sex!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:12, archived)
# This deserves a panowie!
PANOWIE!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:14, archived)
# oriental bond ?
He needs to work out more and lay off the xmas pudding
(DJTK, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:14, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
this is too perfect
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:16, archived)
# hahaha
Brill
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:18, archived)
# Hahaha, that got a big office lol :)
'ning Archie!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:19, archived)
# Zzzzappp!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:19, archived)
# 'ning, bloke :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Ahahaha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:21, archived)
# That fits superb!!!!
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Hahaha
Perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:22, archived)
# woop!
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:25, archived)
# hahaha - Shocking!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:26, archived)
# Ha!
Velly good
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:31, archived)
# :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:32, archived)
# Hahaha
excellent! One of my faves so far :-D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:36, archived)
# marvellous sir!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:42, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:42, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:20, archived)
# Live And Let Fry.
Woo, also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:28, archived)
# ha ha
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:37, archived)
# As a kid i thought she was HOT AS... until it slipped out
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(DJTK, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:55, archived)
# Well thanks for ruining it for the rest of us.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:57, archived)
# Nicely done!
I can never watch Wonder Women again without that image in my head, but very nicely done!
(A_Charmed_1 is searching for the One Ring . . ., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:57, archived)
# I've just noticed her boots are a bit impractical for crime fighting
One of those stilettos might brake at some crucial moment
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:59, archived)
# Shes Digging a tunnel
To china in this ep.
(DJTK, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:12, archived)
# This is going to take a while
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:16, archived)
# You wouldn't think that
if she booted you in the nuts with them...

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:40, archived)
# mmmm Lynda Carter
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:01, archived)
# I remember her being responsible for girls going from "urgh girls smell!" to, "why has my willy gone stiff?"
o/
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:03, archived)
# U 2 hey
Id still tap that with the extra pink bits
(DJTK, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:03, archived)
# Personally, I'd like to have sex with her
but each to their own
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:41, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:02, archived)
# Ackbar was right!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:07, archived)
# She's still damn fine
Well, she prolly isn't but back then she was.
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:09, archived)
# Lynda Carter was probably the second proper crush I had as a kid
The first was Floella Benjamin.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Phwoar
Bit early for this sort of talk mate
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:18, archived)
# Julia Sawalha in Press Gang,
Oh how times have changed.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:18, archived)
# With you on the Julia Sawalha thing
but I'm obviously older than you as she was far from being the first woman I lusted after as a kid.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:25, archived)
# Carrie Fisher, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:27, archived)
# Flo is still a bit nice
even now she's a woman of a certain age. She was reading a story on Cbeebies recently.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:38, archived)
# my sister's german exchange student....
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:21, archived)
# Reworked....


Last chance to buy Optic Trumps before Christmas...
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:20, archived)
# nice!
i wish russian leaders would start growing moustaches again
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:22, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:25, archived)
# Hmm... I'm not sure Putin or Medvedev could rock the 'Stalin' though... shame, really.
EDIT: In other news, I'm done or this semester; expect to see me a lot more often for a while. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:30, archived)
# Medvedev would have a chance
Putin would just look like a bald Begbie.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:45, archived)
# I imagine Putin would end up looking a bit like Hulk Hogan... I might shop it later on to test this theory.
EDIT: Here we are!

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:47, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:48, archived)
# Hulk Hogans YOU

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:00, archived)
# FUCK YOU


Just cos I took an extra minute emailing my sister
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:02, archived)
# putinsanchez.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:03, archived)
# ahaha
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:05, archived)
# Que?
And if it's any consultation, yours looks a lot more realistic than mine. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:06, archived)
# I was treating it as a race :)
Also, if I could be bothered and didn't have to work I'd see about animating his hand to chuck a pint glass over his shoulder. That'd drive it home.

(I also played around briefly with colours to lighten his moustache to match his hair but I'm shit at that. That's why I have a habit of making everything black and white, much to the disdain of people like the Hedgehog from Hell.)

Edit: Also, yours is funnier :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:08, archived)
# Ahh, I see. :)
I wouldn't say this was one of my best, and it definitely would have looked better if I spent more time on it... I'd have probably tanned him a bit like Hogan, who is practically orange. XD

Ah well, I've just finished uni for about 3 weeks, so I'll have a LOT of time to do more stuff for this site :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:42, archived)
# I'm well out of practice
so I'm learning again exactly why I learned to despise Gimp's staggeringly stupid user interface.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:52, archived)
# I think I've only ever used GIMP once and hated it.
Photoshop (preferably CS3) is the one for me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:05, archived)
# I'm just starting with GIMP 2 and I like it better than GIMP 1
 
behind the times or what
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:34, archived)
# ahhahah oh my.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:03, archived)
# Peaworked!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:23, archived)
# genius
attention to detail there.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:24, archived)
# Excellent Sir
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:27, archived)
# Woo sir!!

and *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:29, archived)
# hahah Love it!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:29, archived)
# I'm only doing this to annoy you
but И ≠ N
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:35, archived)
# :)
hahah yes, it was a 'russian' style typeface, errors all over the shop... but I liked the stars!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:44, archived)
# even with the extremely limited cyrillic i know
from my russian flatmate, it really hurts to read. it also reminds me of the manics' holy bible, where they made it all fake-russian by reversing all the Rs...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:46, archived)
# That only makes me hate the manics more
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:54, archived)
# haha
kill yeltsin who's saying?
zhrinovsky, le pen, hindley and brady, someone or other, sutcliffe
someone someone yoshinori ueda, blanche and pickles and manic street preachers

CLASSIC LYRICS

i still love the holy bible though
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:03, archived)
# It's the classic way to represent Russian!
Иьм онлы фуцкинг абоут
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:47, archived)
# Futsking about?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:27, archived)
# we all know that putin was still i charge
medvedev is a puppet.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:41, archived)
# must have been done
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:14, archived)
# batter up!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:15, archived)
# OH MY GOD
MY MOTHER'S DENTIST'S DAUGHTER'S TEACHER'S BROTHER'S SON'S HAMSTER WAS KILLED IN 9/11 YOU INSENSITIVE BARSTEWARD.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:16, archived)
# Also,
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:17, archived)
# bastwank
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:18, archived)
# "Home Run"
Or whatever it is that happens in rounders.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:19, archived)
# Genuine snort-lol
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:24, archived)
# A coworker asked me what cricket is.
I said that it's a horrible British sport that's like baseball but even worse.
They bristled just a bit, as they like baseball.

Think he shot a goal.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:25, archived)
# baseball is about the only american sport i like
you just sit around drinking beer in the sun and eventually somebody wins
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:29, archived)
# This is what people tell me about cricket
but I'd rather sit around in the sun drinking beer without being confronted by cricket
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:37, archived)
# there's a lot of shouting and running about, I don't care for it
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:39, archived)
# for some reason i find cricket deeply dull
but don't mind baseball too much. i guess i can pretend im having a cultural experience or something
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:41, archived)
# I could probably watch 20-20 or whatever
but a game that takes 5 days only to end in a draw because there was a shower on wednesday is too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:44, archived)
# Hahaha
^this
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:57, archived)
# Thanks in part to b3ta
Charmed and I tried Vegemite recently, spread thinly on buttered toast with eggs, then on a different day with cheddar.
A very satisfying cultural experience that took far less time.

I'd have to agree though that feeling that you're being educated takes the sting out of mediocre experiences, as does beer. Followed by beer. Then some beer.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:48, archived)
# I think it was robin williams
who described cricket as like baseball on valium.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:04, archived)
# Some plasters would have done......

(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:23, archived)
# I think this has probably been done too.
I made it for my real life friend's birthday today.
(bohrhead, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:25, archived)
# Oh. No candles :(
(bohrhead, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:31, archived)
# handles for nokes?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:47, archived)
# Exactly
How am I supposed to hold my nokes now?
(bohrhead, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:51, archived)
# you need to donate to get a candle
or if you have donated, i think you need to have an icon turned on
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:48, archived)
# Oh I see
I'm Scottish so I'll just live without them.
(bohrhead, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:53, archived)
# Noice 1
(DJTK, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:56, archived)
# Home Run
Woo:D
(herman:D, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 0:42, archived)
[challenge entry] ho-ho-7
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:12, archived)
# yakedi bondo
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:39, archived)
# Advent calendar day 16


Today's meme is Busey
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 8:28, archived)
# dancing on a rainbow with no f.e.a.r.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 8:34, archived)
# FEAR IS JUST FALSE EVIDENCE APPEARING REAL

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 8:36, archived)
# BUSEYBUSEYBUSEY

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 8:35, archived)
#
 


 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 8:39, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 8:39, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:18, archived)
# Feed me wankballs
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:02, archived)
# So what d'ya say, Jack? Fancy a shot at the title?
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 8:37, archived)
# hooray for Busey!
i remember watching Big Wednesday when i was a kid and wishing i didn't live in Birmingham
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 8:50, archived)
# Aw you had it easy
I had to live in Walsall
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 8:55, archived)
# poor you. walsall sucks
there was this one terrible club there which i went to for someones birthday
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:10, archived)
# Yeah that's the one
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:18, archived)
# Oh come, on, Birmingham is the UK's answer to Hollywood!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDu3AuQz7NI
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 8:55, archived)
# Griffy's dad?!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:00, archived)
# I like the bit at 2:50 where everyone goes nuts watching a homeless man shuffle into a corner
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:00, archived)
# Wow, I remember that!
I'm going to watch Telly Savalas in Aberdeen next
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:13, archived)
# don't forget Portsmouth
/They had the Birmingham one on TV last week :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:16, archived)
# I have to go to Portsmouth next week
albeit briefly. Telly can inform and educate me about what to expect.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:18, archived)
# Fish people?
Oh no wait that was someplace else . . .
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:02, archived)
# The seventies were so optimistic
for somewhere so shit
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:05, archived)
# it was '81 :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:10, archived)
# I missed one! Who was the flag man again, I liked him.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 8:57, archived)
# NoobMaster
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=64790
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 8:59, archived)
# Of course! Looks like he's not around any more?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:04, archived)
# Don't think so
I think the memeification process scarred him
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:06, archived)
# Yeah
But what is under 24.... hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:11, archived)
# Squirrels with tits
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:14, archived)
# Not great, but Busey it is.
(A_Charmed_1 is searching for the One Ring . . ., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:30, archived)
# holy fucking shit dude
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:40, archived)
# SHIT JUST GOT REAL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:44, archived)
# Tonight's movie City of Lost Children
(A_Charmed_1 is searching for the One Ring . . ., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 8:13, archived)
# awesome awesome awesome
film.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 8:16, archived)
# It was pretty amazing. :)
A different kind of role for Ron Perlman.
(A_Charmed_1 is searching for the One Ring . . ., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 8:27, archived)
# thankfully silent :P
he's been in some really good foreign films.. his hollywood work is no so good..

Chronos is pretty amazing too.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 8:32, archived)
# Thanks for the heads up
Just added Chronos to my Netflix queue. :)
(A_Charmed_1 is searching for the One Ring . . ., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 8:38, archived)
# on a different note also see timecrimes
that film is all sorts of excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:03, archived)
# The flea scene is still a thing of rare beauty.
Great flick, good call.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 8:33, archived)
# That's held up pretty well over the years
unless they've lucas syndromed it; I remember the back of the flea filling the screen once as it jumped, also the subtitles have been revamped just a bit.
Not complaining, just saying. And yes the movie still works.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:22, archived)

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