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# Hello.
Thought I'd pop in to say Happy Christmas b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:00, archived)
# happy non-denominational festive holiday!
time for me to wheel this out again then

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:07, archived)
# i'm sure it's christmas
not winterval or any of that other shit.

we don't call the end of Ramadan 'happy stuff your face during the day festival'

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:52, archived)
# we should! and easter - eat more chocolate you fat cunts :)
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:29, archived)
# To you too :)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:10, archived)
# is that dexter?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:16, archived)
# It is indeed,
how do you remember his name :S
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:21, archived)
# I know many things about you Gordon
I voted for him and gazzed you about it, I still have the gaz and the title mentions his name :)
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:26, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:21, archived)
# Merry christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:12, archived)
# hahaHaHaHAHAHAHA HA HA!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:20, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:23, archived)
# Happy Christmas everybody xx
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:21, archived)
# That reminds me.
Must get some mint sauce in for boxing day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:23, archived)
# thank yeaux!
Dont forget - drink responsibly:

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:25, archived)
# Well that's easy.
I don't drink alcohols.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:27, archived)
# she has a harry palm
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:33, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:35, archived)
# She is a harry potter fan
and a hairdresser
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:39, archived)
# do you have a porno addiction you need to talk about?
have you accepted jesus into yr heart?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:57, archived)
# scrotehand
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha classy
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:44, archived)
# that's gotta suck
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 23:34, archived)
# nutsack :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:10, archived)
# that's
the hairiest bottle of Bailey's I've ever seen.
(norumbegan, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 3:30, archived)
# Merry Christmas sweethearts
I've been collecting creepy vintage Santas...


So far I have two.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:40, archived)
# jesus that second one's terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:41, archived)
# Come to think of it
He's not unlike Atomic's pic below
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:43, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:54, archived)
# * looks below (again)
* fwaps (again)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:20, archived)
# 0.0
bricks up chimbley :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 22:19, archived)
# it's not fucking christmas yet!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 23:05, archived)
# the porn cinema seems to have had some kind of biblical bread/yeast incident
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 23:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 18:57, archived)
# yeah...
sorry about that love *zips*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 18:59, archived)
# Pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:08, archived)
# blimey, from the look of it
you'd not had any 'release' in some time
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:45, archived)
# It's been a good year
in Testicular Farm.

But a barren year
at the Market.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:47, archived)
# Ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:55, archived)
# O_o
Wow, that must have been some party!

Pssttt... Does anyone know where the Image Comp is?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:02, archived)
# ^this^ both of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:06, archived)
# Will we even be getting one this week, being xmas weekend and all?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:07, archived)
# I hope so
this is the first bit of time I've had off since sept and I was hoping I could just sit on a chair and shop a kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:13, archived)
# Call Crimestoppers and tell them about Fluffy's drugdealing
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:16, archived)
# I have just had a look though and on a Christmas theme, I found these...
1. Tinselitis: Literal interpretations of bad cracker jokes

2. Inappropriate or very apt Christmas presents:

3. Ronseal Christmas songs & carols: So boot up photoshop and show us a festive ditty - literally.

4. Christmas Monsters: The most disgusting, horrific, evil monsters to ever descend upon mankind...but at Christmas!

or 5. Non Christmas One Word Challenge: Goats.

Now does anyone fancy doing the vote thing and is there a Mod about to do the tech bit?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:18, archived)
# The only thing that I reckon would work is if Rob or Fraser is gazzed about it.
I imagine the poll will come along any time soon, and I hope it includes some of the above, some crackers up there ('scuse the pun).
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:34, archived)
# I can do the vote thing if people want me to?
Voting now closed as the compo vote is open!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:35, archived)
# NOOO!...We need an adult to guide us.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:40, archived)
# Ha ha ha... ok...
I was only trying to help..

* I was going to vote for Monster Trucks anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:43, archived)
# also, does that mean you are voting for Goats?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:48, archived)
# No...The Holy Lamb of GOD is a Christmas Monster.
He causes electrical fires on Christmas Eve.
Sleep tight children! o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:58, archived)
# B3taaaans are doing it for themselves..!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:42, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:44, archived)
# So shall I bother or not.
15 minutes and we will make a decision
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:14, archived)
# You voted for me to do it - can we have a mod set this up please?
1. Tinselitis:
- Literal interpretations of bad cracker jokes
2. Inappropriate or very apt Christmas presents:
- ^ what that said
3. Ronseal Christmas songs & carols:
- So boot up photoshop
4. Christmas Monsters:
- The most disgusting, horrific, evil monsters to ever descend upon mankind...but at Christmas!
5. None Christmas One Word Challenge:
- Goats.








* I will message Rob (but he never answers) - If anyone knows a mod, could you ask them to create the new challenge at maybe 11:00?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:46, archived)
# My goat is for votes
because we've had a Xmas comp, and we've had loads of Xmas postings, and one-word animal challenges are usually good
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 22:17, archived)
# Have you been drinking again?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 22:26, archived)
# Yes. I've also been eating
and making occasional visits to the lavatory. It's a healthy digestive system I have.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 22:30, archived)
# * Adjusts camara
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 22:33, archived)
# So that failed then - No mods about to start the comp... Oh well, we tried...
I'm a bit pissed so I'm off to bed - See you in the morning when I will be up early with Carol Vorderman!

The scores on the doors at 11:31 were:
Option (Votes) %
Tinselitis (0) 0%
Christmas presents (5) 29%
Christmas songs (0) 0%
Christmas Monsters (0) 0%
One Word Challenge: Goats (8) 47%
(monster trucks) (4) [24%]

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 23:31, archived)
# the presents one
deffo
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:54, archived)
# Rob's forgotten about the Newsletter
HE HAS FAILED
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:39, archived)
# Oh shit, yeah! I thought something was missing! O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:46, archived)
# The-powers-that-be are off celebrating Dies Natalis Solis Invicti
and they take it pretty seriously. A whole week of more-intense-than-usual debauchery, sacrifices, backing up files, and backgammon.

Expect them to stagger, exhausted, from b3ta Towers sometime next week.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:08, archived)
# Praise him, praise him!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:36, archived)
# Rule 34.
PROVEN.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:04, archived)
# crikey
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:08, archived)
# Paint by numbers!
Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:10, archived)
# jizz-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:10, archived)
# Wookake!
Fantastic drawing Mr.Atomic.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:11, archived)
# i think that might have taken the bukkake world record
1368 individual money shots.

it was a logistical nightmare for the NEC.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:15, archived)
#
Like a plasterers radio
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:15, archived)
# swamp bitch
love it
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:18, archived)
# Uhh... interesting... XD
Mind if I stick this here? Just experimenting with the whole 'pop art' look.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:26, archived)
# Time to make cartoons...take that step.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:43, archived)
# It is?
I guess being on an illustration course at uni's paying off. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:47, archived)
# I don't like schools.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:50, archived)
# Mm, I think uni gives me enough freedom to develop some sort of style, just helps me in trickier parts.
I've actually started writing a short comic type thing (I'm not going to be a pretentious twat and call it a "graphic novel"). Just a case of working on plot holes at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:06, archived)
# I wish you luck in all your endeavors...Happy Christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:10, archived)
# Thank you, and a happy yuletide season thingy to you too! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:25, archived)
# plot holes = fill with tits
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 23:31, archived)
# I can actually see parts of this comic having nudity in... not gratuitous or anything, honest!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 1:55, archived)
# Sorry missus
that doesn't usually happen - oh that was the first reply. Oh well - WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:34, archived)
# i knew this was an 'atomic®' original very nice
I always wondered what Mrs. TheHut looked like :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:37, archived)
# (i tried to stop myself...but i failed)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:48, archived)
# Blimey!
Someone's got bollocks like ostrich eggs!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:44, archived)
# that would be me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:22, archived)
# Boiled icing. how festive.
Don't forget the preserved plum and sprig of holly on top.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:16, archived)
# oooohhh yesssss
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:35, archived)
# I am blessed and humbled to have such wonderful friends. \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:02, archived)
# i saw a giant melted crow candle
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 22:00, archived)
# Terminal bukkake!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 23:07, archived)
# 'Lettin' the days go by... let the water hold me down...'

(Inspired by a comment on youtube. And you don't get to say that too often.)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 17:54, archived)
# 0.8 metres!
a new QWOP World Record!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 18:21, archived)
# QWOP is easy when you use
the rhythm method =)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 18:41, archived)
# Well...
this contains more RIS than a Danish basmati factory.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 18:22, archived)
# It's that QWOP running game - Type it in Google
the joke here is that David Byrne from Talking Heads moves in a similar way I think :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 18:24, archived)
# That's the one :)
If I had the skills I'd have animated it. But I ain't that clever...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 18:26, archived)
# THREE METRES!
Go me!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 18:27, archived)
# That's pretty epic to say you only just found it - go you!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 18:29, archived)
# I kept getting negative scores first time I tried it
Just had another go and got 8.3m... hurrah! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 18:33, archived)
# There's suppose to be a key combo to use but I've forgotten it now.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 18:55, archived)
# is it Q, W, O, P?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:17, archived)
# "Alternate between using the WO and PQ keys, press them at just the right time"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:20, archived)
# It's pretty adictive...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 18:31, archived)
# *goes to google*
Ahhhhhh.... I see. Righty-ho.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 18:27, archived)
# same as it ever was
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 18:58, archived)
# Who's got a tubby tum tum then?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 17:05, archived)
# wobbly puss cock!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 17:13, archived)
# lacist
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 17:16, archived)
# razy lacist at that.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 17:21, archived)
#
s
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 17:23, archived)
# *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Nevermind the pusscocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Yes?
* Oh, sorry.. you weren't calling me were you?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Hurrah!
Is this the soft, furry underbelly of Eastern politics?
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 17:14, archived)
# I'm hoping he's a cat-alyst for change.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 17:26, archived)
# You're thinking of Chairman Meow
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 17:35, archived)
# Leader of the mew world order.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 17:44, archived)
# Now that's an idea I can get behi- Oh sorry, misheard.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 18:02, archived)
#
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 17:41, archived)
# Needs more Quo!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 18:19, archived)
# AA-AAAAACHOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 18:23, archived)
# She's going to get a bucket load of custard from that cat!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 18:15, archived)
# what an insult to fatcat
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 18:59, archived)
# hahaahhahaha
he has a rumbly in his tumbly

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 22:40, archived)
# I'm rubbish at arts
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Ahahaha
That Satan's a right troublemaker!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 16:46, archived)
# This season The Father of Lies becomes the Father of Mince Pies
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 16:49, archived)
# hahahahaha woo!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Peter need only learn some killer riffs on a violin to b3at Satan and reclaim his soul!
I hope he wished for a violin and a very strict music coach for his Christmas Presents!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 17:26, archived)
# Yeah, he's got a Stradivarius tucked underneath that Buzz Lightyear!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 17:32, archived)
# Smart Kid
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 17:35, archived)
# signed in blood
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:00, archived)
# No - red biro
It was all Satan had handy
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:37, archived)
# It's not valid then.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:12, archived)
# It is valid according to Hell's legal conventions
and the grotto is legally part of Hell, in the same way embassies are legally the teritory of the corresponding nation.

It's all been seen to.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:50, archived)
# hahaha that satan's a cheeky chappie
:D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 22:18, archived)
# well it is a bit quiet round here...so...


(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 15:50, archived)
# I wouldn't put it past him.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 16:49, archived)
# I bet he washes his shoe afterwards too
You just watch...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 16:52, archived)
# Or gets a servant to do it for him
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 17:08, archived)
# With an obsequious tongue.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 17:11, archived)
# wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:08, archived)
# Pil McKirtny
(thirdvertigo, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 15:29, archived)
# jesus
he looks like my nan
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 15:35, archived)
#
nan mirror image

LOL I LOVE STRIKETHROUGH GAGS
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 15:36, archived)
#
STRIKETHROUGH GAGS PENIS

Indeed, strikethrough gags are brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 15:48, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 15:55, archived)
#
brilliant making me gay for dwarf cock
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 15:57, archived)
# GenuineLOLS
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 16:24, archived)
#
making ay fo +iml dwarf c


(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 16:49, archived)
#
brilliant childish


Oh...no.....wait...
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 16:00, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 16:04, archived)
# erm...
how does one perform a strikethrough?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 17:13, archived)
# <s>struck through text</s>
Only works in body of message
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 17:17, archived)
#
Daddy Chips.

Ta.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 17:18, archived)
# Jesus looks like your nan?
Does she have a beard too?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 17:09, archived)
# can't see what you did there ;)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 15:52, archived)
# add forked tongue to snakeman
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:03, archived)
# SPECTRE - they're everywhere!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 14:55, archived)
# i like this
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 15:52, archived)
# She does look like Will Smith with tits...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 14:37, archived)
# ooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 14:54, archived)
# If you don't wank for long enough
do you get spunk stones? Like gall stones or something?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 18:06, archived)
# She's real cute...yes she is.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:04, archived)
# Oh right, we're doing black people all look the same jokes now...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 15:02, archived)
# god no
she just looks like him, thats all.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 15:07, archived)
# She doesn't look anything like him
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 15:27, archived)
# You mean in the same way Sue Lawley looks a bit like Bernard Cribbins?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Well no, because she doesnt
IMO Rhianna is very reminiscent of a young Will Smith.
Your accusation of racism is just pointless baiting for no particular reason, think of all the 'swap Kim Jongs head for random Asian man' posts. Are they all meant with racist undertones? I very much doubt it, it's because some people think some people look like other people. I think Jo Brand looks like Grimace, the character from McDonalds, I better not swap the heads for fear of purpleism or insulting ALL fat white women for looking the same....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 17:03, archived)
# I'm sure you're not a racist
I just don't see a joke here beyond swapping two (to my mind) tenuously similar black people.

Happy b3taday by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Thats the point really
similar people. Obviously they would both need to be the same race (generally) Face swapping prince charles and camilla isnt because all whites look alike. Its because she looks like a man (possibly) I think Janice Dickinson looks like Stephen Tyler but my missus doesnt, just one of them things I guess...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 17:17, archived)
# I don't think
that's the central message of this picture
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Racism inventor
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 15:12, archived)
# I like this
and would like to use it in future for people who come up with the most ridiculous accusations of racism.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 16:42, archived)
# I'll put it in in black and white for you.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 16:50, archived)
# *Thumbs up*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 17:30, archived)
# I hate that
People being all outraged on other peoples' behalf.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 17:07, archived)
# My mate Mel (ex Ghana)
says she often finds it patronising.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 17:37, archived)
# Yeah well
'They' all say that dont they?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 17:58, archived)
# not really
i wouldn't do Will Smith arse, gob, arse, then if I had any left, arse
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 15:05, archived)
# STINK>PINK?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 15:16, archived)
# FRESH-ish
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 15:19, archived)
# and Obama and that bird from Mpeople...

*shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 16:28, archived)
# genuine lol from me.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 17:05, archived)
[challenge entry] 'tis the season for fun with orange peel...
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 14:21, archived)
# in sainsburys today I was asked "do you know where the dog stockings are?"
this left me briefly confused

they also seemed offended when I suggest they ask a member of staff

useless xmas shoppingtwat
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Ugh, I know all about dog stockings.
My auntie sees her Jack Russel as a son, or something. Fucker gets more presents than me.*


*may be exaggeration.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 14:40, archived)
# at first I thought he meant some kind of surgical support for a dog
didn't seem to be all there to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 14:42, archived)
# To be fair, anyone who buys presents for a dog is a bit nutty to start with.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 14:49, archived)
# Yeah....
*didnt buy his dogs squeaky christmas themed toys......*
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 14:54, archived)
# But I bet you don't do that every. Single. Year. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 15:11, archived)
# ha ha... yeah...
THAT would just be daft... ha ha...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 18:09, archived)
# i agree
but buying for cats is absolutely fine
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Cats are of a higher state of consciousness. They KNOW when you've left them out.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 16:25, archived)
# 100% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Me too
My dog is getting pickled tongue.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Fucking filthy furry.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 14:55, archived)
# *flounces*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 17:30, archived)
# If you're not dressed like a chav
everyone thinks you work there
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:36, archived)
# he loves the smashing orangey bit
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Best. Fillings. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 16:12, archived)
# *old man rivers*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 15:28, archived)
# True story: I had a dream last night and I saw your name in it. 0__0
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:07, archived)
# Yuletini!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 13:32, archived)
# *Imagines them standing on each others shoulders*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 13:35, archived)
# FAKE!
they're never alone!
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Hehehehe
Time to repost this, I suppose.

(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 13:43, archived)
# good lord squiddles
*spang*
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Made the cat jump by laughing out loudly
how rare =)
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 23 Dec 2011, 13:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 14:40, archived)
# hahahahaha
that last frame is a belter :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 15:54, archived)
# I added a "little" addition...


Click for bigger (151 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 13:51, archived)
# hee hee
I likes that.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 14:54, archived)
# woo
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 4:21, archived)
#
(1.618..., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 14:01, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Ishaburdman ISHABURDMAN
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Santa Jawa's coming to town.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 16:14, archived)
# He leave spare droid parts in your stocking.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:10, archived)
# Magritte for the modern times.


Click for bigger (178 kb)
(smu95rp, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:54, archived)
# perfect timing!

though, i think you'll find, with the right bit, it is a drill
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:54, archived)
# This is very very old

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:56, archived)
# i love these pics
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:58, archived)
# screw you!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:56, archived)
# *complies*
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 13:01, archived)
# nailed it!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Oh dear...
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 14:11, archived)
# That'll shift that stubborn earwax...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 13:31, archived)
# It's that guy with the face with a drill.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:15, archived)
# is
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:56, archived)
# poadastoabb
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:57, archived)
# ^what he said
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Surely it should be...
"This aint no drill bruv"
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 13:01, archived)
# followed by
..it's a Marks and Spencer's drill
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 13:05, archived)
# Il est un tournevis électrique..
Edit: Just to clear things up before we have another EU diplomatic incident I had already gone past the 'This is not an electric drill' thing to arrive at 'This is an electric screwdriver'. Sort of replying to Magritte as t'were.
*searches for brick wall against which to bang tete*
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Ce n'est pas?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 13:06, archived)
# Ce n'est pas une perceuse électrique
(according to Google anyway).
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 13:05, archived)
# I wouldn't be too sure........is it the same google translate as Moggy uses?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 13:24, archived)
# happy christmindpiss
(1.618..., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 13:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 13:14, archived)
# Always a joy
...and the image
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 13:17, archived)
#
(1.618..., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 13:18, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 13:34, archived)
# nope
certain i googled painting of a spoon, can't find it now
(1.618..., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 13:55, archived)
# Sorry, no
Was saying you posterized more gave me the idea to do it (pointlessly).
:D

I just noticed that 1.jpeg up there was on the front page? I don't remember that, it must have fucked it right up!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 14:07, archived)
# i dont funderstand
(1.618..., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 14:12, archived)
# I looked on your profile
down the bottom where it shows your F.P's (goes to check) Yes it's there!
Very strange and the same image twice has been fp'd too - You're twisting my melon man.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 16:33, archived)
# ah
it was a raoul moat cutout mask from the sun.
i've haccidentally replaced it on b3tards by uploading "untitled-1".
(1.618..., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Ahhh I remember that!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 16:50, archived)
#
Very good! I received just one of these, unsolicited, through my front door yesterday. Surreal.
(smu95rp, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 13:36, archived)
# a spoon?
(1.618..., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 13:39, archived)
#
A chocolate teaspoon.
(smu95rp, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 13:40, archived)
# but
(1.618..., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Cest un… space station?
Yeah, my French is bad :D
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Moon
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Bin dun?
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:47, archived)
# iggle piggle's not in bed?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Hilda Ogden?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Oi! Santa!
Where's my Christmas Compo?

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:45, archived)
# nicely :)

and it's up your bum having a tea-party
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Ah, right.
right.No wonder I couldn't find it.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:48, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:48, archived)
# haha...exactly
Bond's burned out
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:51, archived)
# ^ What she said... with Jingle Bells on!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:54, archived)
# aww how nice
is she telling him that rudolph has carked it?
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:59, archived)
# I didn't understand a word of that!
Does she ever shut up?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 13:04, archived)
# gas poisoning?
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Merry Christmas B3tans everywhere!

(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:35, archived)
# HOLY NORKS!
(•Y•)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Cracking expression on baby jeebus' face
[Edit] Ah, fuckit. I've replied to the wrong bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:38, archived)
# jesus be eye'n up dem titties.
top work as per :)

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:39, archived)
# nom nom nyom nom
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Praise be.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:50, archived)
# haha...Bob 'n' Bono
Christmas is complete
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:55, archived)
# I like the way you have enlarged Bono's BoneOn...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Good willies to all men.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Well that's the way THEY see themselves, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:55, archived)
# *gree*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Hahaha, he's ready for his dindins alright!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:40, archived)
# YAY!
Merry Christmas thread!

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:42, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:44, archived)
# awww
always love those teeth. merry christmas too!
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Those
expressions are glorious! Merry Christmas to you too :)
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:46, archived)
# hee hee :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Glees
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Awww

Maria's goofy expression makes this for me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:56, archived)
# bootiful
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 13:00, archived)
# *stares at Ye Holy Rack*
Handing out Holy Titwanks since 7 B.C.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 13:03, archived)
# Religion would be far more popular if it was sexy.
Hello you, how goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 13:07, archived)
# Not too bad matey
Had a free 3DS the other day due to my referral bollocks.

Still about on Steam too, picked up the Unreal package for a fiver, do like those games :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Merry Cumquat to you too!
Teeheehee BOOBIES!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 13:05, archived)
# lucky little bugger
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 13:07, archived)
# Yay!!!
Merry Christmas sir!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Stepdad, surrogate mom, and religious freak.
(nice tits)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:20, archived)
# somebody get a napkin
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:25, archived)
# that's why i never go there
yuk but woo
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:26, archived)
# I quite enjoy the occasional Big Mac
aiso...nice spraywork Shiro
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:34, archived)
# spinach and corn topping, yummmm
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:27, archived)
# I'm loving it!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:31, archived)
# a McSpew meal
gone large
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Love the slurp at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:34, archived)
# ^this :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:35, archived)
# who can resist that final slurp at the end
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 14:26, archived)
# oh wow that's made me want a big mac.
I wish I was joking :(
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:34, archived)
# haha
i had a big mac meal after making this
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:43, archived)
# \o/
Squash and sweet potato soup for me... when I make it.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 13:18, archived)
# And I bet he still picked the gherkin out of it.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Orders burger, fries, and McChunks(TM)
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:41, archived)
# just in time for lunch
nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:41, archived)
# Prolly the only order she's ever got right too!
Wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:41, archived)
# That's all very well, but
butwhere's my shake?
top works as usual!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Enjoy your meal!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 13:18, archived)
# McTopping
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:14, archived)
# Hahahhhaahahahahah
Woo
(herman:D, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 23:56, archived)
# This is my lifle
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Hahahahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:54, archived)
# I picked a shitty sauce full of artifacts
didn't notice till I'd got to the end and cba changing it

fantastic expression matching algorithm though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:59, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
"SIR! I THINK I'M TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THE DICHOTOMY OF HUMAN NATURE, SIR!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Holy dog shit. Pyongyang?
Only steers and queers come from Pyongyang, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:58, archived)
# You're good - hell I like you - you can come to my house and fuck my sister!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:18, archived)
# I think I've just put FMJ on my Xmas watch list!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:20, archived)
# :D
I donated like two weeks ago... still no bloody icon.

What's the point of being charitable if you can't show you've been charitable. *STOMP STOMP STOMP*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:55, archived)
# don't you have to select it in your profile?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:56, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:00, archived)
# yeah
it's still telling me I need to donate to get an icon.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:01, archived)
# did you pay in euros?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:01, archived)
# nope
in the pounds of sterling.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:04, archived)
# *stands and salutes*
did you get a paypal confirmation?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:04, archived)
# yus.. I reckon cal's done a runner.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:13, archived)
# that 50p will go far in San Francisco
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:21, archived)
# still?
I mean, ummm, really? I never knew :/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Don't tell us, gaz rob or cr3
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:56, archived)
# I've gazzed rob... a week back..
no response. :(
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:00, archived)
# he's spunking away your donation in a back alley in Camden
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:02, archived)
# this is my fear.
it's not a very good fear.

but it's mine.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:04, archived)
# you could also tell iron man
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:09, archived)
# OCCUPY B3TA
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:02, archived)
# he looks thoughtful
him
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:04, archived)
# he is thinking up poetry
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:05, archived)
# there was a young man called kim jong
who had a big wart on ....etc....
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:07, archived)
# ...his dong.
When he whips out his dick,
He feels very sick,
Because of the almighty pong.

THANK YOU! *takes lap around the room*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:09, archived)
# well done :D
my version went

...on his dong
he called Jeremy Beadle
who turned up with a needle
and pricked it..oh phew what a pong
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:10, archived)
# They say Jeremy Beadle had a very small cock...
...but on the other hand, it's quite big.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:13, archived)
# his right testicle looked like a mouldy broad bean
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:22, archived)
# and his left......?
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:28, archived)
# a mouldy sprout
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:31, archived)
# there was a young man called Kim Jong
who wore a cheap leopardprint thong
it kept his junk trim
til the elastic gave in
now his balls and his cock feel all wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:16, archived)
# There once was a man called Jong Il
Who was a fan of a well turned heel
so from his garage
he turned to massage
so with zeal he could have a quick feel
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:22, archived)
# there was a young man called Jong Kim
who had an addiction to Vim
he'd mix it with Cillit
then finally chill it
and share it with tramps on a whim
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Lifle?
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:32, archived)
# I meant Trifle
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:38, archived)
# 70 messages in 6 years.. that's top work.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:40, archived)
# I must have really upset him!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Sorry
Had I known the target quota was so high I'd have made endevours to meet your requirements
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 16:14, archived)
# Get a rife.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Is it
national cliched internet insult day?
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 16:13, archived)
# xmas snogteim
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Nowt like a bit of Dolphin love!


:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:46, archived)
# romantic ambience....spoilt! :(
on the other hand.....

hahahahahahahaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:48, archived)
# I did give them 15 minutes together
and they didn't really look compatible!
I thought I'd show them how to do it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:52, archived)
# This happened to me once
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:56, archived)
# Thom York is a menace in the open seas
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:01, archived)
# I know, I've got the footage somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:02, archived)
# it's happened to us all mate
....to us all :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:08, archived)
# we just need to have a whole 'fish week' on b3ta
nothing but sexy sexy fish

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:13, archived)
# is that olivia munn
and also.. what the shuddering fuck.


also also: I think moggy would like that compo.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:24, archived)
# yeah, it's my future wife, Olivia Munn.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:28, archived)
# hmmm been beeter if igt were dead mammals she was doing the sexy dances with.
that wouldn't have caused a shit storm.

nuh uh.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:39, archived)
# SEXIEST FISH PIC 2011
I'd vote for that!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Yeaaaaaaaaah!!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:54, archived)
# how sweet :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Aaaaw.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:20, archived)
# West 'Aaaaaaam!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:10, archived)
# Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:17, archived)
# What Ho!
Whato :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:29, archived)
# :D
Can't find my garnet pic so have my lolgrandad.

Greetings....
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:24, archived)
# [does double finger pistols]
"gleetings!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:28, archived)
# grlrlrleetingggs!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:34, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:51, archived)
# hahaha
also: Ah'm a modil!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:31, archived)
# :)
I used to love Bread. I'd search for torrentz if I didn't know I'd be disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:38, archived)
# good idea
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:09, archived)
# you silly moo!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:31, archived)
# sexy!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:31, archived)
# racist bond villian lols
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:33, archived)
# Up the 'Ammers!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:21, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:30, archived)

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