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# I see something else...


All credit to Rafe Needleman.
(Izzard, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 3:14, archived)
# You know what would be funny?
If those hands were either side of a gaping asshole.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 3:18, archived)
# What, like an audi advert?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 3:21, archived)
# Are audi having a binoculaugh?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 3:21, archived)
# wears the ring?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 3:23, archived)
# Yeah I reckon it does.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 3:23, archived)
# Whoa, wait a minute:
shouldn't we be flaming this guy for twatting on b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 3:28, archived)
# I dunno, it's more fun just to chat right now.
Plus of course when we DO eventually turn on him, it will have a small element of surprise.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 3:32, archived)
# True enough.
Maybe I'll delete my hurtful comment and repost it tomorrow when he's not even looking!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 3:35, archived)
# Wait…
…what?
(Izzard, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 4:27, archived)
# twatting = posting something you found on twitter
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 4:32, archived)
# Is it okay to twitter about b3ta, or would the twitter nazis have my scalp?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 5:21, archived)
# i don't think it's ok to twitter.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 7:36, archived)
# Yes but…
…this doesn't exist anywhere else. It's an original photo and the guy deserves credit.

I could have not credited him and you'd never know! :P
(Izzard, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 7:56, archived)
# 7 years 4 months 28 days 0 idea
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:37, archived)
# Now have a guess how much of that time I spent...
…caring what people like you think.
(Izzard, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:01, archived)
# O-O
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 4:36, archived)
# a gaping audi?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:08, archived)
# RUBBER COATED
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 3:21, archived)
# PLASTIC BAGGED
Linked due to goatse source
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 3:26, archived)
# What the hell is wrong with you
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 3:35, archived)
# Bag 4 Life
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 3:36, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 4:24, archived)
# ahahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 3:37, archived)
# Ooooh fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 3:53, archived)
# sort of what i was thinking too
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 3:57, archived)
# thats not quite how i remember the poltergeist face scene :D
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 4:04, archived)
# this made me laugh
a real dirty filthy guttural laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 6:08, archived)
# *adblocks*
are you drunk?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 4:16, archived)
# No, not drunk :)
I'll link it. It's not the first time I've posted it, and I think it's probably only unpleasant because you know (and have seen) what it is. But I'm not setting out to be offensive, and linking it is no great loss to anyone :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 4:24, archived)
# haha
i think it's unpleasant because it's a photo of a man's gaping choc-hole.

when you're shopping stuff like that do you find yourself grimacing while you're doing it? i know i do when i've been extracting "the hands" before now
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 4:26, archived)
# I've only shopped that particular pic once
and to be honest I'd already become fairly desensitized to it.
Don't get me wrong, I still think it's nasty, but now it's only really because it looks like it hurts.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 4:30, archived)
# nah, it doesn't hurt that much
errr... I mean, yeah I bet it does
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 7:40, archived)
# Oi!
No!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 3:32, archived)
# 2 late, dude
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 3:34, archived)
# shit! I think Michael Jackson is still alive....
i.fitperez.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/web-leann-rimes-in-bikini__oPt.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 3:50, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 3:56, archived)
# ew ew ew ewwwww
ew ew ew ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 3:59, archived)
# I bet it can float from treetop to treetop
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 5:20, archived)
# mrs batfink?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 7:44, archived)
# the horror
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 4:36, archived)
# are schylling having a laugh?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 4:18, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 5:45, archived)
# i didn't know you were binocular.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 4:33, archived)
# Wait a minute, if it's Sunday again I shouldn't even be out of bed
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 5:17, archived)
# real binoculars
I hate buying binoculars and finding out they're glasses.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 6:08, archived)
# I knew I'd seen him somewhere before...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 2:47, archived)
# perfect timing sir
this shall go here
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 2:51, archived)
# and
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 3:00, archived)
# I hope they're leaving it out there for sports divers to have a.go at
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 5:19, archived)
# I don't know why.
(mitsusproogi Pure Cush, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 2:15, archived)
# of course it's going to hurt if you go in crooked.
Is this how Brother Power got started?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 2:35, archived)
# The evil and ugly modern society must retreat
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 3:19, archived)
# the girl on the far right is way off
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 2:37, archived)
# she's right on the money -- it's just a chromatic aberration.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 2:39, archived)
# i think she might actually be holding an invisible platter
i mean, rug
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 2:40, archived)
# invisible goatse
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 2:54, archived)
# closing an invisible goatse
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 3:05, archived)
# haha!
nice one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 3:11, archived)
# i retract my above comment in light of http://www.reddit.com/search?q=pisa
hamtoucher
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 4:24, archived)
# Sorry. It was funny though.
(mitsusproogi Pure Cush, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 2:21, archived)
# because you found it on reddit?
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 3:36, archived)
# We dont't want to see unshopped pictures of goatse and his training partner on here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 5:27, archived)
# Word to the wise:
Anything you do to b3ta, we're going to do to you.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 7:06, archived)
# Just because...
Tilt shift image off of /links



Click for bigger (145 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 0:16, archived)
# wow, cool!
I can't ever get the right kind of blur
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 0:21, archived)
# It was already blurred.
He just added the pincers.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 0:36, archived)
# :(

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 0:42, archived)
# Who is this woman?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 0:49, archived)
# I for one welcome our rotating ginger führers
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 0:52, archived)
# somebody whose videos are best watched on systems with no audio output
www.youtube.com/user/spricket24
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 0:55, archived)
# Haha - Oh dear. Yep , ear plugs would be required - even if she was singing "Chocolate Rain"
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 1:08, archived)
# How very very annoying
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 5:18, archived)
# Whoa
the zoom works really well.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 0:52, archived)
# almost like seizure-safe spack
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 0:55, archived)
# Yeah almost.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 1:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 1:21, archived)
#
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 1:28, archived)
# argh
annoying fake titted bitch

i'm disgusted at myself for knowing who she is
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 2:33, archived)
# awww, just like a preteen throws stones at his love-interest
how sweet :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 3:14, archived)
# They look real to me,
www.fyrehose.com/2011/11/karen-alloy-nude.html?zx=dd31e8b2e8750de9
but she does have quite a grating accent.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 3:20, archived)
# BBL
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 3:28, archived)
# No
It wasn't
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 8:41, archived)
# Gaussian blur, not a lot, 250 feather then fresh selection a bit out and repeat
Drastic increase in blur a bit out makes the thin depth of field bit look even closer. Edit a large pic and reduce size when finished. Just like in a real pic, the depth of field really is at the same distance from the camera all through the image.
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 17 Jan 2012, 1:12, archived)
# :D nice!
b3ta /board mmmmmmmmonster slow slow slow slow slow slow slow slow
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 1:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 23:44, archived)
# AAARGH FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 23:50, archived)
# JIM'LL FIX YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 0:06, archived)
# NOTHING can cure Bourbon Fox of Yiffington's disease!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 0:07, archived)
# I've tried EVERYTHING!
And then the doctor says "it's a birth defect" and "get the fuck out of my office"... aaarrgghhh...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 0:12, archived)
# be nice
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 0:13, archived)
# Yiffington's!!! And I've just posted beneath him too!
Get me some boiling piss, I need to cleanse myself!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 0:15, archived)
# Make sure it's a triple dose!

Yiffington's fucks you up good and proper, man...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 0:24, archived)
# PISS! AND THE DIRT IS GONE
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 0:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 0:33, archived)
# Hah, Barry Freebase!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 0:47, archived)
# Hi I'm Barry FUCK, and I'm here with BOILING PISS!
And then there's a montage of him spraying ovens and worktops, which slowly dissolve whilst a family look on and cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 0:50, archived)
# Hahaha
This is a most pleasing mental image
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 8:35, archived)
# Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 0:15, archived)
# Holy crap
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 0:52, archived)
# Jim does liposuction too?
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 0:58, archived)
# So this is how they do it...
(Danger Moose is saving ferris on, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 23:07, archived)
# Needs more pivo and vodka
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 23:10, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 23:13, archived)
# *stares blankly*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 23:19, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 23:35, archived)
# *shakes in his boots*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 23:35, archived)
# Haha, fucking hell, you're a very silly person.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 0:34, archived)
# heh heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 3:13, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:26, archived)
# tricolor!
the new surrender flag.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 23:26, archived)
# Ah, but Greece's flag has a cross and horizontal stripes.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 23:36, archived)
# they were just hedging their bets
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 23:42, archived)
# Hah, that worked out well for them, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 0:30, archived)
# I was going to say that
...
(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:05, archived)
# you forgot Poland
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 23:36, archived)
#
forgot invaded
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 23:38, archived)
# dzien dobre
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 23:50, archived)
# domowy ogorek
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 0:02, archived)
# TAK
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 0:08, archived)
# Poland is excluded
on account of S&P believing it to be a giant theme park devoted to one of the tellytubbies.
(Danger Moose is saving ferris on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:40, archived)
# SHOW ME THE STARS
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 0:09, archived)
# clever and witty
where's the cock jokes?

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 6:36, archived)
# A did look for a country with something resembling a CDC in its flag
but sadly it appears that most places want to be taken seriously on the world stage.

(Thanks!)
(Danger Moose is saving ferris on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:41, archived)
# South Africa?
sort of...
(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:55, archived)
# I once had that flag explained to me by a South African. It went something like this....
'The black triangle represents the numerous black tribes.
The two white lines are the Boers and the Brits.
The red represents the blood that has been shed between these groups, and the blue is the sky that unites them.
The green is the maize fields that feed them all.'

I thought this was a pretty good explanation until he continued...

'And that yellow line is an electric fence to keep the bleddy blacks out of my bleddy maize field!!'

At which point realised it was a 'joke'.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Greek flag
Horizontal stripes and a cross
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 7:20, archived)
# Crumbs
That's the third time same remark posted
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 7:26, archived)
# Greece were caught trying to cheat the system
instant downgrade, followed by humiliation of having to get in debt to the country that some would argue still owes it billions on money it forced Greece to lend it 60 years ago.
(Danger Moose is saving ferris on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:54, archived)
# They cancel out:
Cross contains vertical & horizontal bar, subtract horizontal lines from it, leaves vertical bar of cross only = instant downgrade.

I'll get me coat.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:29, archived)
# boring flags, except the UK
Now, Ceylon, that's a flag!
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:30, archived)
# great stuff
good front page
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:28, archived)
# what is the bottom left?
it looks very similar to middle left

I Like btw

/edit LUXEMBOURG! d'oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:34, archived)
# haha - indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:27, archived)
# hello

edit: fankooverymuch
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:16, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:19, archived)
# hahaha
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha... Home lol
This makes me shudder as much as Toasties "Running on stumps"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:20, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:21, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:25, archived)
# Hahahahahaha.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:26, archived)
# hahahalha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:27, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:28, archived)
# Simply the top!
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:30, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:32, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:32, archived)
# Actual LOL :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:34, archived)
# this thread was brought to you by the letters H and A
Good stuff, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:34, archived)
# AH!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:52, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:55, archived)
#
img52.imageshack.us/img52/7050/powergirl1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:56, archived)
# Ah.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:02, archived)
# AAAAHHH
NSFW ;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:04, archived)
# ^ Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:09, archived)
# Hahaha
Have the Jacks appeared already?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:21, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:25, archived)
# *cries* my childhood...
MY CHILDHOOD!

(by which I mean my childhood didn't contain a Raccoons orgy... I don't think so, anyway.)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 23:06, archived)
# niiiice
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 23:29, archived)
# Barriemore
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 23:31, archived)
# oh lord that's great xd
(Well gosh nope, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:43, archived)
# haha, fucking hell!
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:50, archived)
# I Have a cold....
That made me laugh till I coughed, then cough and laugh till I was nearly sick!
FP this immediately!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:56, archived)
# Pfffffffffffffffahahahahahahaha
/re-lurk
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:00, archived)
# hahaha! :D
you big silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:09, archived)
# heh heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:10, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:10, archived)
# Hahaha
but he would have had hindsight if he'd left it switched on.
(Anti Oxen lurks because he has no 'shopping skills., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 23:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 23:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 23:19, archived)
# hahaha
like the timings
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 23:27, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(herman:D, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 23:43, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 0:28, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 7:07, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 8:14, archived)
# so...
it's ok to post sikipedia jokes as pictures?
(goatsy open wide, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 8:27, archived)
# Happens all the time and
vice versa too.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:10, archived)
# Don't see why not.
However. That joke is older than Siki and I didn't get it from there. I remember a similar joke from many moons ago, when I was in my 20's so yeah, that old.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
However, modern low wattage eco-bulbs don't get as hot as old fashioned filament bulbs, so this joke may be lost on our younger listeners.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:38, archived)
# Tories should not be allowed near the creative arts...
(This is sort of in response firstly for killing the UKFC and secondly for just being autistic cunts)

#autistictories



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(rjmehra, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:15, archived)
# b3ta is not twitter, little train
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:16, archived)
# Parody hashtag? Compo!
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:22, archived)
# #hulksmash
#ifoundthisithinkitshouldwinthecompo
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:25, archived)
# hahaha
that works!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:25, archived)
# I'd like to go outside naked, running with my
#peanutbutterribcage
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:15, archived)
#
#quicktime logo
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 23:41, archived)
#
#hogis !
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 2:59, archived)
# Mmmmmmmm ukfc
Uk fried chicken government...
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:37, archived)
# Does that mean: more CDCs on twitter?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:04, archived)
# #boilingpiss
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:23, archived)
#
#boilingpiss
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:26, archived)
# acoustic?
unplugged!
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:24, archived)
# United Kingdom Fried Chicken?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:25, archived)
# the uk film council is a big bag of wank
not that i'm condoning any of toryboy's actions
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:29, archived)
# Hunh?
I thought this was something to do with fried chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:37, archived)
# everything is to do with fried chicken
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:46, archived)
# especially if you have pygmy bacon
/ac
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:48, archived)
# Probably that too, they've already fucked sauce up the backside....
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/8755685/HP-Sauce-recipe-secretly-changed-after-116-years.html
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:49, archived)
# OUTRAGE!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:51, archived)
# It's all I'll remember the coalition for :-(
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:54, archived)
# *starts dirty protest*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:13, archived)
# You might as well just smear HP straight into the crotch of your underwear and cut out the middle man..
It's all it's fit for now they've changed it!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:25, archived)
# Too right!
But I'm gonna feel like a dick if it tastes just as good as the old recipe.

If all else fails, I'll revert to using Daddies brown sauce... if it still exists.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:55, archived)
# I'm 46, and I can remember having hasslet and HP sandwiches at my grans when I was 4,
Spam and HP picknicks on the beach (Yer we weren't ritch!) at the same age.
So my food memories for it go back 42 years, and now I have been robbed forever!
It doesn't taste as good BTW, it's now nasty ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:13, archived)
# I wonder if the new recipe is also cheaper?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:28, archived)
# Not in the shops :-(
It anoys me because I love the stuff, the half a bottle a year I have of it anyway , so their reduction will save me 2 grams of salt a year when I'm allowed 6 grams a day, but they've wrecked the taste so now I won't be having it at all :-(
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:45, archived)
# I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT AUT BUT I KNOW WHAT I LIKE
(1.618..., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:37, archived)
# Why are you using autistic as an insult?
#Fuck you
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:47, archived)
# ^this with the word "cunt" added
/has Aspergers
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 2:51, archived)
# Frozen in carbonite!

Has anyone else noticed the similarity?
(Valefar So what?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:46, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:50, archived)
# You think they might have found a darker stone to carve it from...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:41, archived)
# Phhht
My comparison of the mediocre memorial sculpture and an iconic film image is entirely valid and without any regard whatsoever to race. Sadly, you cry "racist" without explanation and with no supporting statement. Such is all that I've come to expect from the mindless minions of political correctness. All you do is attempt kill discourse and stifle free thought.
(Valefar So what?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 1:17, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 3:00, archived)
# my nipples are hard just thinking about it
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:59, archived)
# FUCK!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:02, archived)
# How are you mr horrible?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:02, archived)
# tepid, dearest Dutch Inventor
and how are you?
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:10, archived)
# distracted :S

but otherwise, I'm pretty damn fine!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:05, archived)
# fucky drummer
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:11, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:20, archived)
# This is gonna end badly.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:22, archived)
# Oooh. Guns, guns, guns. C'mon, Flan. The Tigers are playing...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:05, archived)
# poor dead bastard
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:23, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:56, archived)
# OMG URE SOOOOOO RITE!!
THEIR BOTH SCULPTID OUT OF WUD!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:59, archived)
# why is han holding a lightsaber?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:10, archived)
# Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:18, archived)
# hello der mon, i'm your new next door neighbour
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:33, archived)
[challenge entry] any excuse


Click for bigger (108 kb)
(grotpig, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 18:52, archived)
# Rediscovered photoshop after a 5 year hiATUS


Had an idea and some tome though a little more of both, might have helped
(isthisalbion, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 18:40, archived)
# yes officer, that's the one who bit ma chode
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 18:45, archived)
# Get yer chodes here. Buy 3, get 1 free
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:05, archived)
# do you take gooch stamps? I got a punnet full..
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:08, archived)
# I take them....RIGHT up the mimsy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:09, archived)
# i'll have to get back to you, a nearby mule just kicked the punnet into a ravine.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:12, archived)
# Hate it when that happens
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:22, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:05, archived)
# the guy behind him appears to be operating it
via foot pump

right, im off to carve some hams
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:11, archived)
# Hahaha, that man needs to get a grip.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:15, archived)
# That's some serious lurking man.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:22, archived)
# haha no its bit of a return to b3ta as well
(isthisalbion, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:28, archived)
# How can you return when no one ever really leaves?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:50, archived)
# Indeed, those who flounce are gunned down before they reach the fence.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:52, archived)
# And all is well again
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:56, archived)
# hello b3ta
nice to see you again



have a ferret god
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 18:00, archived)
# I like how you used the negative space to create a vole and a woman with no nose smiling at an elm.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 18:03, archived)
# I like the duck poking it's beak into the ferret's abdomen
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 18:06, archived)
# THAT NO DUCK, THAT MOLA RAM!
*jumps through window*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 18:08, archived)
# platypus
very close though
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 18:08, archived)
# thank you
i'm glad someone noticed.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 18:07, archived)
# *lays mashed up on the splendid grass*
AVEEEENGE MEEEE!

(nice gubbins)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 18:08, archived)
# STOAT
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 18:13, archived)
# panel
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 18:15, archived)
# the numbers have dropped since the glory days
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 18:18, archived)
# STOAT WEDNESDAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 18:28, archived)
# Also,
SIT AMET DAMNIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 18:30, archived)
# When I load that site I get totally different content, not a statistic to be seen O_o
Or is that pie chart thing supposed to be an 'O'?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 18:32, archived)
# STOATCUNTER
PREMIUM CUNTING ON ALL STOATS, ACT NOW

(FREE TOATS)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 18:32, archived)
# I really thought it was stoatcunter at first too
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 23:16, archived)
# What's the quarterly pole cat count?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:10, archived)
# Awesome.
A web page geared specifically towards stoat cunters.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:22, archived)
# STOAT
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:40, archived)
# Hello you!
That's one fine Japanese ferret.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 18:25, archived)
#
thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 18:29, archived)
# This is why you shouldn't use a ferret as a snooker cue.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 18:28, archived)
# Hello
Welcome back!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 18:31, archived)
# Oo nicely ferret god.
he haunts Richard Whiteley in the afterlife.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 18:35, archived)
# Hello!

Spazzing back, b3ta looks in good shape today. I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:06, archived)
# This is nice.
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:57, archived)
#
ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:20, archived)
# Nice :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:51, archived)
# you can lead a ferret to a red hole
but you can't get it to go in, unless you sedate it first, and lube it up.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 23:29, archived)
# 400m weekly shop finals

The queue in Waitrose was awful
(moistness, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:46, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:47, archived)
# Nicely shopped
See what I did there?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:51, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 18:23, archived)
# Oh, mofaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:08, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:37, archived)
# kill da white man
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:58, archived)
#
RACIST
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 18:00, archived)
# spoken like a honky
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 18:06, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 23:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:43, archived)
# Oof
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:40, archived)
# Thats awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:44, archived)
# woo!

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:54, archived)
# Very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:44, archived)
# HOLD MA DICK STRATSKY, I GOTTA SPEW..I SAID HOLD IT, DON'T FOLD IT
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:54, archived)
# This is rather splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 18:26, archived)
# Come in zeeeeebra 3 :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 20:52, archived)
# With 99% less sinking ship


And no yiff porn
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:29, archived)
# Nicely!
Been done though.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:38, archived)
# I thought it might have been
nothing wrong with a bit of bindun
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:41, archived)
# indeed :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:41, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
they are posed perfectly for this!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:44, archived)
# Take a look at the road markings...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:45, archived)
# :D WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:50, archived)
# So he wasn't shot ...
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:53, archived)
# pfffftalol!
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 18:18, archived)
#
liveiseedeadpeoples.tumblr.com/
(I helped save b3ta! s-drop take it to the bridge, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 23:14, archived)
# YOU MANIACS!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 16:13, archived)
# arf
excellent.
I haven't been on b3ta today, but a quick spazz back has made me laugh an awful lot. Jolly good show, b3tans!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 16:20, archived)
# I'm surprised noboday has picked up on the Italian stereotype
of cowardice because the captain scarpered pdq.

Apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 16:47, archived)
# Or about the Italian Navy needing glass bottom boats to steer around the old Italian Navy
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:15, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 16:23, archived)
# or was it really the monkeys' fault?
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 16:25, archived)
# haha!
They certainly had a lucky escape. That boat was scheduled for a WEEK LONG cruise in January. Can you imagine the tedium?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 16:29, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:08, archived)
# serrano tutti fatto il specsavare
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:12, archived)
# Libiamo, libiamo ne’lieti calici
che la belleza infiora
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:40, archived)
# I LOLd
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:27, archived)
# gets a clownwoo from me
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:23, archived)
# Guilty giggle
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:51, archived)
# Slightly amended pearoast...


Click for bigger (59 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 15:25, archived)
# Oooof.
Your username has brought to mind a recent pub conversation, about the feasibility of scoffing a whole Fray Bentos at a sitting. Back in my povvy Fray Bentos-eating days, it was comething of a challenge to get thought a full one, but the people I was chatting with seem to think it fairly straightforward.

Have they downsized recently, or have I always been a bit of a lightweight when it comes to Fray Bentos?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 15:27, archived)
# fucking lightweight

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 15:35, archived)
# please
flaky pastry and a bit of meat in gravy? you have the stomach capacity of a fieldmouse.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Us northeners LIVE for stuff like that! *makes self hungry*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 15:39, archived)
# yep
can't beat a huge bowl of scouse with red cabbage!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 15:45, archived)
# What's the difference between scouse and stew?
Pickled red cabbage ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 15:51, archived)
# scouse is better
because it just is.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 15:57, archived)
# *brings back memories*
Proper lamb scouse with grease floating on the top.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:31, archived)
# This^
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:13, archived)
# oooh i could bost one o them
Not had a fray bentos pie for 10+ years. Can you get them without kidney in now? I dont eat them (kidneys) anymore as they turn my stomach thinking of them
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 15:42, archived)
# i walked past the local chippy ten minutes ago
on my way back from the chemist's. the smell of rapidly-warming fat and grease almost made me rain chunks in the street :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 15:47, archived)
# You are A Vagabond.
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 15:50, archived)
# why is it always raining in my chunks?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 15:56, archived)
# The one and only Fray Bentos I had ended up in the bin still in the tin.
Fort Knox is easier to get into.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 15:46, archived)
# You could even say my temper was frayed.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 15:48, archived)
# was the tin bent
then you had a toss?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 15:58, archived)
# No, I was using a spoon.
And yes, I always have a wank when I'm angry.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 16:08, archived)
# I hold no answers.
Having been a bit of a porker a few years ago, the 'pie' brand soundalike of my surname was a tap-in for anyone thinking up a nickname. Thankfully, I got in there first and Fray Brentos was born. I ain't never not eaten none of their pies although i let one go rusty in my cupboard once before throwing it in the bin.
(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 15:55, archived)
# mmmmmmm, rusty pie.......
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 16:00, archived)
# Reminds me of a ginger ex of mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 16:04, archived)
# Rusty roof, smelly cellar
(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 16:10, archived)
# Not had one since student days
but I used to be able to finish one of those and a tin of potatoes at the time
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 16:03, archived)
# I tried a Goblin microwaveable one. Two ferra pahnd in Poundland.
You're supposed to put it face-down on a plate and the pot lifts off as it cooks. It didn't. Had to scoop it out. OK in a mushy pie-ey sort of a way. But I'm not sure I'll ever get round to having the other one anytime soon...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 16:40, archived)
# Michael Gove suggested we get the queen a new boat for the jubilee
I know where ones going cheap it just needs collecting from italy :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 16:08, archived)
# And a bit of polyfilla too, I'd guess.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Gaffa tape will fix it right up
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 16:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Does this count?


edit - apologies in advance if I don't reply. I'm off to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:27, archived)
# Similar theme
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:29, archived)
# that thing is pulling a large green alien moony
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Yes! :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:44, archived)
# Posting the captain's defence case
could prejudice the court.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:46, archived)
# BBC website is doing some fine "no sh*t Sherlock" journalism this morning...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-16570281
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:49, archived)
# Thunder Child done fell over.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 15:17, archived)
# That walker's got a massive rack.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 15:20, archived)
# awww that nice little alien is sealing up the hole
so they all can get back to their bingo
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 15:37, archived)

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