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(1.618..., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:19, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:22, archived)
# needs moar John Wark
edit: imagepiss!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:22, archived)
# you'll have to imagine him saying something in that picture
in some sort of comedy speech bubble probably.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:24, archived)
# big rubbery horseface in an expression of mock incredulity
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:22, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:37, archived)
# of course I read that as wankhorse
anyone done wankhorse yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:13, archived)
# QOTW vote- press your buzzers now
What nonsense did you believe in as a kid? (joefish)
The little white lie that grew (macroscian)
My brush with the supernatural (The Hedgehog From Hell)
Enlightenment. What was you road to Damascus experience? (edjogs)




(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Please not supernatural
The ouija board question was bad enough

I'll go for Damascus, despite the Domestos jokes Carter USM did 20 years ago inevitably being a feature
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:22, archived)
# do those weird people still lurk around in the QOTW answers?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:23, archived)
# my sister used to think that sex was when a woman rubs her fanny against a man's arse
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:26, archived)
# I used to think bumming meant two men rubbing their bottoms together
necking similar
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:27, archived)
# I used to think a blowjob is when a woman blows up your cock like a balloon.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:30, archived)
# I thought it was a job - a real job you could get with unions and wages and stuff
no I didn't but yeah like you I wondered quite how blowing was involved.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:34, archived)
# I was told (by my sex education teacher) that it was because it was below... b'low...
Yeah, I'm still in therapy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:37, archived)
# Haha i thought it was related to hairdressers
I also knowledgably informed friends that wanking consisted of just thinking about a girl in a dark room, and that prostitutes were a religion that didnt like catholics
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Where's you picture?
Also, slight TJ:
I am not racist at all but I have a couple of Indian Auditors sitting next to me and although they both speak very good English with my colleagues, they quite often 'Go off on one' in their native language. I think this is wrong but I would be interested to hear my fellow b3tains point of view before I tell them.

So, do you think this is wrong?


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:27, archived)
# do you worry they are gossiping about people in the office and saying rude things about you?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:29, archived)
# Isn't that what offices are made for?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:31, archived)
# I think so
and if could get away with doing this using a language only me and a chum understood I would do this. Massively.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Or alternatively, just catch up with them later when the person you want to bitch about isn't around.
It's why I usually go to the pub after class.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Bloody hell - you answered me!
Hello Rob! and Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:40, archived)
# No.
When I taught EFL, I would go to the pub with students of age, and they would all make a specific effort to only speak English in front of me, out of respect for me, but I thought it was embarassingly (for me) hospitable of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:38, archived)
# ^ I found myself at a pub sharing a table full of Spanish and Italian peoples who I'd never even met before
about halfway through the night I realised they were all speaking English even though some of them had very limited language skills

I felt, quite frankly, embarrassed by their consideration and assured them I didn't have a problem with them speaking their native languages in front of me
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:56, archived)
# Well,
you're talking about them behind their backs on the internet. So it's swings and roundabouts, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:40, archived)
# One of them is gronkplan
and they're bitching about vagcreams.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:43, archived)
#
Warum zum Teufel gibt es sie? Wenn ich von jedem Promi Geburtstage wissen wollte, würde ich es Google.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Mein Deutsch ist scheisse, aber wir wenn, benutzen diese Pfosten, um zu sprechen aus "Vobbly Bloke"?
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:51, archived)
#
Nein, können wir beeinträchtigt werden. Mein Deutsch ist noch schlimmer. Ich bin mit Google Translate.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Ah, gut. Wir kannst beeinträchtigt.
Ich selbst benutze meistens bablefish.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Yes, very wrong.
It is spelled THEIR.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:56, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Edited - Is it still wrong now?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:59, archived)
# um not sure
these lovely people will tell you 0844 809 4581
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:00, archived)
# what do you mean by 'go off on one'?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:01, archived)
# They speak so fast, I don't have time to type in in Google!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:16, archived)
# America FUCK YEAH
Coming to fuck your motherfucking internets



(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Tell the internet!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:03, archived)
# I shall update wiki
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Top stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:06, archived)
# mind if i drop this here?
just a lazy idea i realised wasn't really worth the effort
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:11, archived)
# are they books, btw?
too tired, don't understand
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:12, archived)
# nicely done, i like this
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:14, archived)
# He sadly missed this role...


Click for bigger (372 kb)
(FUNNYFANNY, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Bronslaw!
Like coleslaw, but one louder.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:43, archived)
# Aronslaw!
As loud as it gets
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:04, archived)
# Well if you're doing one, I'm doing one as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:08, archived)
# wow!
*hoofs it to Blockbuster Video*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:09, archived)
# Neighke it so!
Top stuff! Im liking this bandwagon of sorts

EDIT - Arse! I read your tagline - mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:10, archived)
# I wonder how Spock would nerve-pinch with hooves...


This'd be a gritty reboot of Jeremy the Annoying Horse... if FWM wouldn't sue me to hell. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:13, archived)
# HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:16, archived)
# Fucking hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:19, archived)
# Dr Jekyll and Rawhyde
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Sarah?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:08, archived)
# Well spotted!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:10, archived)
# Hahaha!
www.b3ta.com/board/10659524
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:11, archived)
# *applauds* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:18, archived)
# pffft great facial expression too
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:16, archived)
# Yes
this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Hehehehehe
Nicely done sir! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:16, archived)
# if you can't moan and berate 'em, join 'em
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:24, archived)
# aw, have people been sad about the horse pics?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:28, archived)
# not at all, just taking the piss as normal
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Is he a man or a horse?
Pick one for Christ's sake!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Yes, they've all got long faces
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:38, archived)
# oh fuck it!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:50, archived)
# i loved that show when I was a....
Umm, I mean the reruns are fabulous ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 22:17, archived)
#
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:53, archived)
# "Get back onboard!"
"Christ - a talking duckie!"
(EricTViking, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:58, archived)
#
Hahahahaha
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:01, archived)
# No wonder they went out of business....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dftScRied9Y&feature=related

Holy shit. Awful.
(cnamhspairne I am the man who will fight for your honour., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:33, archived)
# You may want
links
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:34, archived)
# Of sausages
which would mean...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:34, archived)
# ...that if we keep the links of sausages
we can feed /talk again
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:59, archived)
# four swords adventures?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:37, archived)
# Ugh - that reeks of apple store
I was going to show you some videos of the apple store openings, but they just make me feel like punching my eyes out
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:37, archived)
# GAH!! i can only imagine
*curls up into a fetal position and cries*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:57, archived)
# I had a friend in the mid 90s who did door to door sales
and they'd have to pump them all up with stuff like this. At the time they were going, "it's so American". Do people still say that?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:45, archived)
# My mate did door to door sales and he said it was more like
Glengarry Glenross. Fucking horrible pressure selling.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:12, archived)
# YOU HAVE RUINED EASTER
I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY WITH YOURSELF
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:49, archived)
# It's the people on the edge not moving that makes this a good video.
You can actually see them mouth the word "cunts".
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:57, archived)
# You can see the energy sap out of them.
They're like "Wait... I've got a job HERE?!"

EDIT: Lovely comment, by the way. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:00, archived)
# i presume one of you guys left that top comment?
A great pick-me-up for all those folks who lost their jobs :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:11, archived)
# Innit!?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:27, archived)
# Banned from the Bluewater... O.K. I never much liked shopping there anyway.
/crass

Nicely done Ninj.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:37, archived)
# Cheers Moleypoo
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:52, archived)
# Hoodie 2
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in Bluewater...
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:41, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:06, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:18, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:20, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
*Click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:21, archived)
# Aaaaargghhhh - that monkey reminds me of these fellas from silent hill 4
img.photobucket.com/albums/v120/flat_e/Silent%20Hill%204/shot-12.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:30, archived)
# Brrr, those things were fucking creepy D:
EDIT: AAAARGH! There's more!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:32, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:35, archived)
# haha
poor fella
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:30, archived)
# oh noes! :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:32, archived)
# Hahaha!
clicks/laughs hard
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:48, archived)
# Skinned alive, oh the horror!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:19, archived)
# But he looks so happy......
clicked
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:32, archived)
# There's little new in the QOTW suggestions thread
What would you like for a QOTW this week? Please add some suggestions here and I'll come back later and do a vote thing.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Problems with parsnips.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:15, archived)
# When a cow laughs does milk come out its nose ?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:18, archived)
# "What would you like for a QOTW this week?"
(1.618..., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:19, archived)
# 'The funniest thing I ever saw in public.'
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:20, archived)
# a tramp shouting at a teddy bear in a shop window
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:22, archived)
# A heavy-set black guy in New York having a one-sided conversation with a movie poster.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:24, archived)
# ...or was it the other way round ..find out after the break
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:24, archived)
# Atomic will be all over that.
And the tramp will be Hitler, or the nun.

Or both.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:25, archived)
# Saw a tramp take a shit in front of the Queen once
She wasn't amused.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:03, archived)
# Bus with loads of passengers on it which just said "Sorry"
(1.618..., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:29, archived)
# Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:43, archived)
# Has lighting your own farts ever backfired?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:21, archived)
# Legions of Internet types are protesting against copyright legislation. What have you protested against (laws, parental orders as a kid, the boss not letting you have a day off) and did you ever succeed?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:21, archived)
# I was out last night handing out "Sack Boris" oyster card holders at the local tube
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:54, archived)
# sack boris........


(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Theories on how Sherlock faked his own death
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:21, archived)
# watson positioned in the right place, the jump, truck with rubbish, decoy bike, concushion, the ol' switch aroo..


oh and *SPOILERS*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:28, archived)
# I assumed...
That he'd got Molly to help create a realistic prosthesis of his face, then after Moriarty died he affixed said lifelike face, then positioned him on the ledge and moved his arms realistically from behind whilst on the phone to John. From John's position on the street looking up it was realistic enough, it was realistic enough when he saw him up close on the pavement but was kept back by the crowd, then Molly could tidy up the paperwork without any questions.

Of course that's just my theory, it's probably full of holes and I don't frequent any forums on the subject so I'm sure this has been suggested before!
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:31, archived)
# Enlightenment. What did you suddenly realise on your road to Damascus, or da pub?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:22, archived)
# When was the last time you checked to see how many fingers you can fit up your arse
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:22, archived)
# Geese. Well do they?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:24, archived)
# Death
What's it like?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:25, archived)
# it's like that time before you were born
remember that? Nope.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:50, archived)
# Death
Is like being on holiday with a group of Germans
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Whats the best thing that ever happened to you?
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:26, archived)
# finding out i can fit three fingers up me ane..without cryin
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:27, archived)
# My dad's sperm met my mum's egg
rather than being one of the billions that were flushed down the loo
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:49, archived)
# Ha! My potential maternal twin was swallowed by a midget in a gimp suit
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:05, archived)
# I have killed ENTIRE CIVILIZATIONS.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:07, archived)
# What odd things really freak you out?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:28, archived)
# when i tried four fingers
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:29, archived)
# ahhh, the Kit-Kat gambit
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:31, archived)
# A friend once saw a tiny "8 inch" man piloting (about 4 feet off the ground) what he described as tiny(garishly painted)-tin-toy rocket down a disused railway on summer afternoon
What bat-shit-utterly-brain-wrong-glitches have you seen that might convince you that reality is just a rather thin veil, and it can all go a bit wrong sometimes.

Edit: The ^above^ is a true story, oddly this was the same summer as a the £1-in-the-face experience of another mate, so maybe 1997 was just an odd year.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:28, archived)
# I saw a ghost cat once
that walked across my bedroom and faded out. Door shut - no cat in the room.

However I assume that's something to do with poor light and my brain filling in the blanks rather than there being a spirit plane filled with dead pets.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:52, archived)
# Or the fact that real cats can bend time & space / reality to their will
and you caught one red handed*

*Pawed
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:56, archived)
# I hadn't considered this possibility
it explains a lot
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:30, archived)
# The little white lie that grew
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:31, archived)
# it's a good title
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:53, archived)
# your favourite recipe
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:32, archived)
# I do a good pizza dough
it's quite easy - but something most people don't bother with - but you can get MUCH better results than buying bases from the supermarket.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:55, archived)
# I use garlic and coriander naan breads as pizza bases.
Fusion cuisine.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:38, archived)
# The best thing about being a kid.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:33, archived)
# endless time to read
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:55, archived)
# A full day of playing with Lego, not knowing what I was going to build
and ending up with something satisfyingly awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:21, archived)
# You get to suck a goats tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:21, archived)
# Yes but
goat farmers can do that as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:43, archived)
# What did you believe in as a kid?
Not the usual Santa/Religion twaddle, but the really barmy superstitions?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:36, archived)
# There was a witch in my toilet that would try to eat me if I flushed it.
A fucking witch in the fucking toilet!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:41, archived)
# I like this a lot.
Also, childhood rumours.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:45, archived)
# That if I stayed outside and played for long enough, the sun would stay up.
Not knowing at the time, that if THAT happened, the world would shake itself apart, there'd be tsunamis, earthquakes, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:46, archived)
# I belived that vaginas were holes that went in at a right angle to the vertical of the human body
I also believed that girls peed out of their bottoms.

Basically I didn't know much about vaginas and guessed a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:48, archived)
# Re: Right angle
ME TOOO!!

*high fives*

Edit: and I don't know about you but based on the available physical evidence within my experience at the time it was an entirely reasonable inference.
(I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:50, archived)
# I thought they were a tube a bit like the end of the queen's egg sac in Aliens.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Are they not exactly that
Just better concealed and less vulnerable to flame throwers, grenades etc.?
(I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:56, archived)
# You've obviously never put a grenade in a vagina


I swear it said love eggs on the box
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:00, archived)
# Yeah ok
There is a pan-canal vulnerability to grenades emerging.
(I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Yeah, this.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:21, archived)
# best lie you ever told
previous tales of sex and debaucery posted on QOTW not allowed
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:50, archived)
# aww, you mean we can't make anything up?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:06, archived)
# So I can't tell anyone
about the time I was fucking 3 Asian women all at once, on a motorcycle, whilst shooting at helicopters piloted by the Predator, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Reb Brown and Wesley Snipes?

Because that totally happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:17, archived)
# QOTW --->
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:20, archived)
# It did though! It really, really did!
*breaks down in tears*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:28, archived)
# Tell us about your experience at the Apple Store grand opening
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:02, archived)
# The 30 second rewind.
You can re-run any 30 seconds of your life and do it differently. What would you choose, and how would it have changed your life?

Mine would be the first time a girl was showing an interest in me, I panicked, and made an inane joke that changed her mind on the subject. She wasn't awesome or anything, but I've spent a ridiculous amount of time since speculating what I should have said. I've also not got any better at dealing with such rare occurances, and do much the same thing out of habit...
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:59, archived)
# preferably a question that requires a yes or no answer.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:03, archived)
# Your amazing unfinished novel
They say everyone has one in them. Give us a synopsis, working title, list of characters and how far you got writing it.
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:06, archived)
# Hello.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:10, archived)
# Love Horse
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Separated by photoshop, not war!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:13, archived)
# ha ha!
so close, yet so far away
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:07, archived)
# I'll play with it for three, but I'll suck it, and swallow for ten.

Edit: Shoot, I'm a pube short!! Soz folks :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:05, archived)
# Tut..tut..tut...
THREE pubes per ball.
Them's the rules...

Hallo Ninjapotamus!
:D


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:10, archived)
# I was told there was a pube ration during the 70s, so I think I'll let this one pass. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:14, archived)
# Judging by the photos I've seen from that era, I think you are misinformed...
I think you are misinformed...:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:15, archived)
# I stand corrected. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:17, archived)
# haha!
so true!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:29, archived)
# CDCs were not fully evolved by then
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:04, archived)
# Oh shit, when do they grow legs? o_o
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:06, archived)
# He needs to go back to cock drawing class


Not that i hold with these "rules"

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:14, archived)
# Arf!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:15, archived)
# ooh - I hope nothing sexy happens!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:30, archived)
#
^this
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:17, archived)
# Hai Moleypoos!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:20, archived)
# "Can't stay down there with three bollocks on him... not with three bollocks he can't..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:11, archived)
# Hehehehehe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:23, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:12, archived)
# We're gonna need a bigger scrote
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:13, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:14, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:15, archived)
# hahahaha :)

best reply in a long while
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:19, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:20, archived)
# Thank you for providing my first laugh of totally rotten day.
: D
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:28, archived)
# : D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:31, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:30, archived)
# Hahaha - best comment of the day for me
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:33, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:40, archived)
# Haha yes!
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:59, archived)
# sit in the corner!

3 pubes per ball
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:14, archived)
# I'm there...
...with hat on too!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:20, archived)
# what a noob. stick to the face-swaps, 4-hair.
also pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:22, archived)
# TWO!!!!
LOOK AND LEARN!

* Sulks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:23, archived)
# Show me the way to go down...
I'm horny and I want to give head..
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:31, archived)
# Hehehehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:35, archived)
# haha..boss
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:31, archived)
# L'il shakin', l'il tenderizin', down ya go.
 
 
Now we gotta do it quick...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:32, archived)
# Ye cannae change the laws of physics.

Click for 400+ more thingies.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:03, archived)
# I have came back in time to say I've seen this before
woo!...again
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:15, archived)
# Paracetomol eyes vs Smint chin
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:24, archived)
# hahaha I enjoy this
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:24, archived)
# if you want to support the cause wear a toffee onion for a day


Click for bigger (167 kb)
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:49, archived)
# it needs to come with a non DRM theme tune
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:54, archived)
# this really needed its own thread
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:56, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:06, archived)
# I agree with alan moore
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:14, archived)
# He talks a lot of sense does Alan Moore
A lot of nonsense too mind you.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:17, archived)
# I love this advice :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGq-9X3ho7U
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:35, archived)
# It's why I'm writing a graphic novel now; I love doing it :D even if I don't make anything from it, I'll be happy.
Oh, and also this, Saul Bass gives some advice to design students.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7l0mIlzx_I
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:42, archived)
# brilliant cheers..Saul Bass is my favourite designer :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:56, archived)
# Indeed, his work is brilliant :)
I have friends who are in graphic design in uni (who I knew from when I used to do it in college), and they have this problem; they're compensating for a subsequent lack of drawing.

I've no idea why I moved on to illustration after graphic design, but it's all basic art and design anyway. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:45, archived)
# Got a nice big book about Saul Bass for xmas
think it was actually designed by his daughter. Along with the movie titles its amazing the number of prominent logo's he designed, that are still in use today.
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:52, archived)
# he knows what hes talkin about
..afterall they do say 'a toffee onion a day keeps ya bird away'
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:43, archived)
# Of course
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:50, archived)
# I AM BOYCOTTING SOAP FOR TODAY
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:59, archived)
# Guaranteed to give people a sweet 'n' sour breath
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:59, archived)
# Believe it or not, I'm walkin on air
never thought I could feel so free-eee-eee
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:59, archived)
# i'm walking on sunshine
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:01, archived)
# I was squeezed my anus gland!!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:11, archived)
# then BOOOOOOOOOOM
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:16, archived)
# haha lovely
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:18, archived)
# arhh the good old days...brings tears to me eyes

(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:21, archived)
# ..and how can we forget this defining moment in history


(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:30, archived)
# hah
Perfect choice of face :)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:26, archived)
# this would be devastating news..let hope it doesn't come to this


Click for bigger (60 kb)
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:34, archived)
# A single day without spurious facts is one thing, but a world without toffee onions?
It beggars belief.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:37, archived)
# no .. toffee onions
but... what about the sad childrens faces

and what about when those childrens grow up with sad faces

and the new childrens never even know about toffee onions

and they are "why are you sad mommy?"

It's just too much horror to contemplate.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:38, archived)
# I've made onion toffee a few times
it's delicious
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:38, archived)
# How can you make your own toffee onions without using some corporations recipe!
I'm telling! You've got illegal toffee onions! In making them yourself you are depriving a hard working all american patriotic american corporation from making $500,000,000 !!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:42, archived)
# i know..i know...
..its geared at the US but God....think about if it happened over here ...I cant really think about too much I'd go mad...but it makes you think hey
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:42, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:45, archived)
# Thanks, but I'm sticking to toffee toads 'n garlic
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:58, archived)
# No imagination necessary
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:00, archived)
[challenge entry] I made this...

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:47, archived)
# So what are we into some kind of metatrolling again here?
Quite glad I've got to go into a meeting for the rest of the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:50, archived)
# no, unless I'm being naive this is simple parody of my name
unlike the post below which was deliberate trolling
ahhh the complexities of the human language and humour
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:51, archived)
# I'm very confused...
Clearly a lack of tea in my diet today.

ah well. Long meeting beckons. Cheery bye *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:53, archived)
# I've had about 3 pints of the stuff since 6am
I need the loo
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:54, archived)
# The Finnish Tea Brigade salute you.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:18, archived)
# Mugnificent!
Also - best face, ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:19, archived)
# A cup above the rest!
EDIT: And that was already on there. I was looking for "funny soldier" and saw that, I was like 'Oh shit, I've GOT to have that.'
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:20, archived)
# It's the exact same face he pulls while dispatching his enemies with a bayonet.
Stone cold killer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:25, archived)
# HOLY SHIT!


A bit choppy, I know, but it didn't take me long to Finnish.

Also, Old Gregg.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:37, archived)
# Glorious!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:41, archived)
# throat rippingly good!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:55, archived)
# The last thing anyone wants to see.


But this guy... he's seen shit, man... shit you wouldn't believe... then gurned at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:03, archived)
# I like the way his eyes never fix on the person he's interacting with.
He's already lost in the thrill of what he's going to do to the next one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:09, archived)
# Actual lols :D
I imagine there's a lot of knife licking and pointing as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:13, archived)
# Knife licking? I should coco.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:21, archived)
# Or whatever it is hell-bent Finnish tea enthusiasts do when shit gets real.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:31, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:20, archived)
# hahah
it looks like he's smashed his gun in to that kids face
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:20, archived)
# compo entry: parody
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:51, archived)
# indeed it is :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:50, archived)
# this is parody...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-16604050
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:26, archived)
# I blame happy toast
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:50, archived)
# you should tag that before someone steals it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:13, archived)
# it is neither soup nor stock
it is burnt toast, which is shunned by god himself as the bastard of food stuffs, burnt toast ruins breakfast and families.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:23, archived)
# RIS
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:08, archived)
# bread bandwagon
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:23, archived)
# winner
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:35, archived)
# i don't need this shit after a shit nights sleep
and having been up til 2am working.

someone bring me coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:21, archived)
# You can have mine
I've had way too much already
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:25, archived)
# this is what happens when you find unexpected coffee machine hidden in cupboards.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:53, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:28, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:34, archived)
# I like that small breasted woman's tattoo.
It is a woman isn't it...?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:43, archived)
# Sure is, Moley.
Get in there, son!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:05, archived)
# Well now, what do we have here?
what do we have here?Oh my!
AAAAAAARRGGHHHH!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:14, archived)
# eurgh
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:06, archived)
# wasted thread space
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:43, archived)
# says the "c" word a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:04, archived)
# What's happy toast done now?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:05, archived)
#
nothing. nothing at all...
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:07, archived)
# this chap has taken offence
because I mentioned his repeated tinfoil hat/illuminati/aren't big corporations naughty posts on links board were getting tiring.
I also disagreed with his belief that piracy is the way forward and can only end in happiness for everyone.

But I think it was my pointing out that he hadn't donated that really upset him.

I however will not be posting goading pictures of him as a response as I have better things to do. Toodle pip
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:09, archived)
#
heh
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:10, archived)
# meh
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:11, archived)
# teh
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:13, archived)
#
oh come on. do a provocative picture of ham with a tin foil hat on. go on!
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:14, archived)
# ^ attention seeking cunt
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:25, archived)
# He's got form...


www.b3ta.com/links/SOPA_needs_to_be_stopped
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:26, archived)
# sopa does need to be stopped though
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:27, archived)
# I don't think anyone is denying that
even half the people behind sopa think it's fucking ridiculous.

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:30, archived)
# I agree
though I think Wikipedia and friends' "protest" is both facile and pointless, and is most likely to convince bosses around the world that productivity really does go up if people can't get onto Wikipedia. And in the meantime, the American lawmakers will carry on regardless (meaning SOPA won't go through anyway - though God knows what will happen next year.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:32, archived)
# I might just drop this here
not that it has a particular point to make but more because it's wiki's 24 hour protest that got in the way of me clicking a wiki link further down the board.



But yes, SOPA is gash.

edit- that probably would've gone better further down. Ahh hindsight
(I helped save b3ta! Coubs Salty toothpaste, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:33, archived)
# ahaha
clicked
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:37, archived)
#
I feel it could've done with an elipsis before the 'plausible'
(I helped save b3ta! Coubs Salty toothpaste, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:41, archived)
# heh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:39, archived)
# had to be done


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(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:17, archived)
# woooo!
found him/it
(I helped save b3ta! Coubs Salty toothpaste, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:30, archived)
# Take that, James Wales!
When you go to a wiki page, it flashes the content before you get the black page. If you're *really* quick with the print screen button, you can still read it. The top bit anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:32, archived)
# I totally agree.
But only because it is extreme and the fall out will be ultimately harmful. There are already laws in place that protect against piracy, and rightly so IMHO. I have great sympathy for people whose livelihood is creative, and then get ripped off.
Often however it is 'big business' that is screwing small guys, whilst ripping off ideas that should have intellectual protection and recycling them in adverts etc for corporate gain.
Unfortunately 'America' (and I don't want to use lazy stereotyping of 'Americans') has a habit of attempting to impose its will on the rest of the world when it has no legal, moral or ethical right to do so.
Priciples of intellectual protection? good. SOPA? bad. Murdoch? self interested cunt of the highest order.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:34, archived)
# indeed *smokes pipe* :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:38, archived)
# Agreed.
Especially on the part where it's just another example of big businesses screwing the small guys, mainly because they have the power and money to be this influential and are using it to be even more influential.

But they just can't be trusted to have and maintain the right morals and motives to hold such power.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:54, archived)
# Standard Operating Proceedure.
Make an insanely ridiculous set of laws that include the thing you want that looks nasty but ultimately isn't as insane as the whole set of laws

await protest

say "lol, my bad" water down original proposal "heh, I guess you guys won huh?"

Pass seemingly watered down set of laws that include the specific stuff you want.

Either that or attach the law to legislation on lard manufacturing that MUST be passed or there will be a lard manufacturing crisis internationally or sneak it by in some similar way.

the system works
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:37, archived)
# For a dull spammy mouthbreather, you sure do know how to keep fighting a losing battle.
This is great internet, btw. Keep it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:26, archived)
# Ha! great username :)
...now contribute to keep a free website going in the face of internet censorship!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:28, archived)
# Sorry, I'm too busy pissing and moaning and being pointless or something
/ham
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:30, archived)
# This
Great username
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:15, archived)
# Is it a tactile exhibition?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:11, archived)
# *gets*
*applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:27, archived)
# *rereads*
*now gets*
*applauds too*
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:39, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:45, archived)
# that's because you're a secret illuminati tinfoil manufacturer
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:32, archived)
# crumbs?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:07, archived)
# *grabs popcorn & sits down*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:08, archived)
#
heh. but no.
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:10, archived)
# contribute!
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:14, archived)
#
contribute what? money? concepts of freeedom? contoversy? what?

so much for spelling "controversy"
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:17, archived)
# Contribute something worthwhile.
And some money wouldn't go amiss. Might prove you are not just a cheapskate git that just want's everything for free....
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:26, archived)
# Charcoal?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:41, archived)
# constipation?....try one of these bud and leave out the personal vendettas.../board's got enough shit as it is
www.constipationremedieshelp.info/
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:46, archived)
# I can only imagine the outcry if someone filtered it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:49, archived)
# Why, is it his birthday today?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:58, archived)
# Are we at war?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:31, archived)
# More Happy...Less Toast
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:38, archived)
[challenge entry] see, it's p3ta, like b3ta...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:44, archived)
# he reminds me of the automatic pilot from Airplane!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:08, archived)
#
^this
(I helped save b3ta! Coubs Salty toothpaste, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:43, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:39, archived)
# I like it
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 18 Jan 2012, 12:32, archived)
# I don't like his nudey adverts.
Show 'em or shut up, Griffin!
(xaer0mancer, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:41, archived)
[challenge entry] good old mozza


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(grotpig, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 7:48, archived)
# This Charming Man (Behaving Badly)
Last of The Famous International Playboons
How Boon Is Now?
Neil, It Was Really Nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:16, archived)
# How Boon is now
genius, go and make me a music video :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:36, archived)
# 'Ning, grotty!
Hello, /board!

I'm mysteriously cheerful today. How are you holding up on the day of the Great Wikipedia Flounce?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:20, archived)
# Fairly well

I just had a lovely breakfast, with items out of almost every food group.
Then I tried looking for pictures of assmeat, but all those websites are blacked out too. I feel robbed.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:30, archived)
# Here you go then:
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:40, archived)
# I love you more that I have eyebrow hairs baby girl
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:41, archived)
# Ugh.
Well, that's my cheerfulness replaced by nausea.

He also reminds me of a young Stephen Mangan.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:42, archived)
# Ha! Yes!
Guy Secretan FTW
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:44, archived)
#
some_text
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:01, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:40, archived)
# I like to think he's holding the severed head of his girlfriend
it makes it a bit creepier
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:41, archived)
# I don't see how Wikipedia are flouncing?
The SOPA bill will do more damage than good, anyone who backs SOPA is a monumental cunt in my book.

ning :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:46, archived)
# But Rupert Murdoch backs SOPA, and he's a great bloke, so your argument collapses right there doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:48, archived)
# Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:50, archived)
# Release the hounds!

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(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:02, archived)
# excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:05, archived)
# hahahahaha
James as Smithers made me spit tea
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:13, archived)
# hahaha
scary!!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:16, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:24, archived)
#
i like his webbed hand...d'ye reckon hes from Atlantits?
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:52, archived)
# scary thing is I didn't shop that :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:58, archived)
# your comments made led me to search Google for "Rupert Murdoch hand"
I found THIS: sparklepony.blogspot.com/2011/07/rupert-murdoch-hand-turkeys.html
(OTT, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 9:51, archived)
# Oh god... that hand... that CLAW! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?! AAAAARRRRGGGHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:59, archived)
# Outstanding!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:45, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:16, archived)
# This has pleased me greatly.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:20, archived)
# hahaha
and by extension are you implying that james murdoch would like to bum his father?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:07, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:45, archived)
# hahaha!
brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 23:11, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 2:21, archived)
# Well, it's a flounce to the extent that it's a bit of a gesture, but not much more.
But I'm mainly calling it a flounce so that, if I get time later, I can make a profile badge saying "I Survived the Great Wikipedia Flounce".
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:52, archived)

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