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# Mila.


Click for massive.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:50, archived)
# Excellent arts!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:53, archived)
# Come here often?
*shuffles*
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:53, archived)
# Shut-up, Meg.
(what a babe!)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:57, archived)
# Meg?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:59, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 17:03, archived)
# ..late today Wobbly......oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 17:06, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 17:23, archived)
# Good Job Mictobo... oh right ;)
lovely vectors very nice indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Too many clothes.....
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 17:18, archived)
# Tru Dat :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 17:19, archived)
# too good, too :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 17:25, archived)
# Well I wasn't gonna go there
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 17:29, archived)
# that's a bang tidy job...
in every way.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 17:08, archived)
# Splendid!
Good show
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 17:10, archived)
# I watched Black Swan the other day
I won't get back those two hours of my life, but Mila was the only good thing in it.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 17:18, archived)
# Erm. What about...
This?!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 17:28, archived)
# Also, thanks everyone.
Even for the wanking emoticons.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 17:30, archived)
# It's a nice pic for sure
but Natalie Portman just doesn't do it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 17:37, archived)
# Taking signatures as reference, I'll do Lucy Liu next time!
Or Yoko Ono.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 18:02, archived)
# Gah,
not Yoko Ono!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:11, archived)
# That's bloody lovely that is...


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 17:23, archived)
# blody hell, that's proper good
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 17:25, archived)
# top work
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 17:33, archived)
# Very impressive, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 17:39, archived)
# Luverly!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 17:44, archived)
# I like this
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 18:41, archived)
# Sweet =]
(Sherbs, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 19:16, archived)
# Whose birthday is it?
Just joking, I know you didn't filter this. Good job! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 19:54, archived)
[challenge entry] abominable monkey man

and child
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:27, archived)
# monkey dindins time
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:45, archived)
# This reminded me of a Skyrim Ice Troll
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:47, archived)
# aim for the knees!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Well I have lost most evenings to that game recently
so could have been the inspiration. Though usually I bolt when I see one of those.
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:52, archived)
# I am probably lucky my computer is too shit for it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:54, archived)
# It's a time zapper alright.
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:57, archived)
# Plenty of Fire spells and they are easy.
Don't bother hitting them with a weapon, physical damage from a weapon heals them.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 17:06, archived)
# Ooh thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 17:17, archived)
# so it does...
I've managed to wean myself off that game, but now I want to head up into the mountains again and kill some wildlife.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 17:10, archived)
# I hope the Simians love their children too...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 17:13, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 17:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Watch out Doctor Ook!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:41, archived)
# hahaha
is he wearing blackface?!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:50, archived)
# Hahahaha
The first Who/Discworld crossover?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:10, archived)
# Brilliant!
But don't call him a monkey. Not to his face.
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:19, archived)
# I'm a
monkey now. Monkeys are cool.
I know it's the wrong doctor but meh
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:39, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 17:05, archived)
# when you're in love with a beautiful woman...
you watch your bananas.

This is good, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 17:06, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 17:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:26, archived)
# WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:30, archived)
# :D
deforrestation has it's advantages if you own a banana car
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:49, archived)
# Great work, Bruce Forsyth lookalikes, the pair of 'em.
Reminds me of Happy Toast's
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:32, archived)
# Thanks very much will check out toasties
I've had my head down spending way too long on this
edit: we should have a race :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:38, archived)
# Monkey cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:33, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:36, archived)
# hahaha
he's enjoying the wind on his winky
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:36, archived)
# he's waving his dick in the wind :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-54wAE7nJI
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:40, archived)
# haha excellent
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:51, archived)
# Peel out!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:58, archived)
# skinning it on a minor slip road :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 17:25, archived)
# Hahaha, I want one!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 17:06, archived)
# heeeeeeeeeyah!!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 17:07, archived)
# wehay!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 17:13, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 17:47, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 17:54, archived)
# This is simply splendid
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 18:43, archived)
# Yo Da Maaaan!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:48, archived)
# They really missed a trick
...not calling their latest ad campaign "Yodaphone".
(I helped save b3ta! sanityclause is waiting until, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:04, archived)
# Bring out the Ninj!
But the Ninj's sleeping . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:11, archived)
# EH? Uh! What?! *Wipes dribble off chin*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:21, archived)
# I saw the advert and had a minor brain aneurysm
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:23, archived)
# haha, there it is!
Always drifting off after the lunchtime beers?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:28, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 17:15, archived)
# Smashing stuff Q!!!
*Click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:21, archived)
# Cheers Ninj
I'm guessing Vodaphone paid you millions for your concept?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:30, archived)
# Oh God yeah!
That's why I was asleep. Tattinger at lunch
tends to get the better of you especially in this
Monaco heat ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:49, archived)
# what's he listening to?
also nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:18, archived)
# Justin Bieber of course!
Baby, baby, baby oowwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:27, archived)
# He lost his heart to a Justin Bieber?
hand in hand in hyperspace?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:45, archived)
# 'Chewbacca' by Supernova!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:28, archived)
# diggin' dat riddim
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 17:08, archived)
# yoda gettin' funky
:D
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 17:14, archived)
# Givin' it all that on the ones and twos!
*unce-unce-unce*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 17:49, archived)
# Balooce a ree!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:15, archived)
# no forsyth or campbell?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:21, archived)
# I thought the middle one WAS Campbell ;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:23, archived)
# Dickinson?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:27, archived)
# hahah Forsyth vs Dickinson for top spot!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:30, archived)
# Robert the?
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Fiona?
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:03, archived)
# *pays monies to see*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:11, archived)
# and all the ones from Monty Python!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:11, archived)
# ^best answer
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 20:07, archived)
# or wayne?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:14, archived)
# Banner?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:30, archived)
# *steals and flogs as a t-shirt*
;o)

Also - mind if I pop this here?



Previously

Inspired by this guy
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:24, archived)
# needs more penis
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:26, archived)
# I did consider that.
I'm sure it will only be a matter of time...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:26, archived)
# Doesnt everything?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:29, archived)
# almost, school playgrounds are a no-no
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:31, archived)
# *eats bag of sweets*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:31, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:39, archived)
# Nice. *steals and flogs as poster*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:30, archived)
# Given that I'm borrowing his concept to begin with (albeing duly referenced) I can hardly take issue with that ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:32, archived)
# I'm sure his stuff is really good and all that....
But what's the point?

I just don't get it, sorry. Folded paper? Superhero icons? Er...that's cool, I guess?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:29, archived)
# I liked his stuff, and it prompted me to have a little muck about with some images and see what I could come up with.
Nothing more or less.

I apologise for cluttering up the board with such an exercise in futility.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:33, archived)
# No, it's fine
I just thought I was missing something

As you were
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:59, archived)
# This made me do this
jsfiddle.net/codepo8/2LMYx/1/
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:52, archived)
# I'd like to see Fiona
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:04, archived)
# Nice as ever
great work!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:12, archived)
# Bruce Lee is my favourite superbly done Stephen.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:22, archived)
# ACE...
..as per! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:48, archived)
# very nice!
but, yeah, needs more Campbell... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 17:15, archived)
#
Forsyth?
(Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 17:40, archived)
# newsletter! on time for once
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue513/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:50, archived)
# Yay!
*does the Friday dance*
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:52, archived)
# * A BUTTON ON YOUR LAPTOP THAT GOES "SHOW ME THE FOLDER WHERE THAT LAST THING I SAVED IS" -
on XP, Start > Documents .. - TA DAA. Either Hover over a bit or right click it for properties.

forgot I had to use " & gt ; " for >
(waxdart hello., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:54, archived)
# unless it just doesn't work just so it can mess with your head
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:07, archived)
# I never use it.
Save most things on the desktop whilst working on it. Back it up to a "sort" folder on the network to cover for tits'up'ness and then file it away later.

I use google desktop to dig stuff back out. I'll have forgotten where it was saved after a few days.
Too much to remember anyways. I did read an interesting thing back when Bryce 5 was out. They wanted to make a program that sorted things in pictures. You remember real locations better so make the file system as real world as possible. So all your word files would be saved on the beach under the big blue pebble. All your porn would be in the bathroom picture under the loose floor board. A lot'o'faff. i'd save all my excel documents up the BBW's arse.

(waxdart hello., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:34, archived)
# I just have fixed places I put stuff :)
makes it easier

apart from the random old "collect the shit off the old hard drive and dump it in there and sort it out later" stuff

which of course becomes "thar be beasties" after 10 years :)

which I end up never using in any way again ever, I'm doing something wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:50, archived)
# I am only slightly concerned
but due to buying bigger and bigger hard drives each time, the "old files I should probably sort out" folders have been growing and growing, and taking up proportionally less of the total storage space.

There are times when I wonder if having a total backup failure and having to resort to square one might actually be therapeutic.
(I helped save b3ta! sanityclause is waiting until, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:07, archived)
# what I find fun
is when you backup everything

and you format the old drive

and it's

oh

15 minutes in

there was stuff

think of kittens when it happens
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:41, archived)
# I did this on an old laptop
on which I'd saved around 200 photos from an amazing explore in a derelict school which was later demolished. Because it was a slightly naughty activity, I stored the photos in an obscure folder.

OK, all clear, all backed up, load up Darik's to format the drive to sell it on eBay. Well, that's going fine, I can go and make a cup of... hang on - the photos!

*bites lip*


...lost.
(I helped save b3ta! sanityclause is waiting until, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:55, archived)
# eep
:(

it could have been a nice little surprise for the buyer :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 16:53, archived)
# Hahaha
Spammer!! :P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:55, archived)
# I don't get it
What's Linkdin done, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:01, archived)
# it's like facebook, but for professionals that don't want other professionals to know they're cunts
except it already made clear, by having a linkdin account
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:07, archived)
# ^ this
I signed up for it once, and eventually had to add linkedin.com to my spam filter because frankly, it's for cunts
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:45, archived)
# and I'm about to go to work
must... resist...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Yay
Cheers Rob
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:40, archived)
# subject line needed for the newsletter COMPO COMPO
your own ideas please - anything robbed gets twats on twitter blaming me for your lifted lines.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:26, archived)
# What do they do with the bits punched out of curly wurlys?
*original thought taken straight from my head-braim*
#suckonthattwittertwatters
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:27, archived)
# They use them to make wurly bites
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Am I going to have to Google to see if Wurly Bites exist....?
or are you going to let me down gently now?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Build up their hopes
and dash them against the gutter

The secret of a happy society!

edit: if not, you should invent them!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:40, archived)
# I'm not allowed to do anything toffee based here at Chutney Towers since the "incident"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:53, archived)
# oh my, sounds perverted
was it perverted?

go halfway and make some flapjacks

edit: or animal shaped flapjacks call them jollyjacks :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:08, archived)
# NADINE DORRIES BACK ON TWITTER. POPCORN INDUSTRY CELEBRATES.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:27, archived)
# Isles Of Wonder - Rivers Of Jizz
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:29, archived)
# lager lager lager
etc
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:33, archived)
# HAPPY THOMAS CRAPPER DAY. HE INVENTED THE BALLCOCK. THINK OF HIM WHEN YOU HEAR THE CISTERN GURGLING AND REFILLING TODAY.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:30, archived)
# I'm celebrating by doing an extra shit
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:32, archived)
# Kangaroos: rabbits with ideas above their station.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:30, archived)
# I'M WORTH A £963,000 IN PRIZES
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:30, archived)
# That's like hypnotizing chickens.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:33, archived)
# Redkanpp's dog Rosie seen using a cash machine
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:31, archived)
# awarding a £9.63 bonus to each of our 100,000 readers
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:32, archived)
# Guest Editor Harry Redknapp
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:32, archived)
# More bullshit than Harry Redknapp's tax return
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:33, archived)
# MORE DOUBLE ENTRIES THAN HARRY REDKNAPP'S BUILDING SOCIETY BOOK
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:34, archived)
# I always used to think that double-entry bookkeeping was fraudulent - it turns out it's approved practice so that everything checks and balances off each other.
Go figure...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:35, archived)
# it's confusing two similarly named but different terms
"Two sets of books" vs "double-entry bookkeeping"

Or maybe you're making a joke - I dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:41, archived)
# No - genuine misconception.
Wasn't until I went on some finance management training that I found out.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Yeah the finance guy here has to do double-entry (f'narr) stuff
it seems to be stanadard practice
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:31, archived)
# I just think it soubns rude
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:00, archived)
# Inside this issue: Free Film Soundtrack to 'The Artist'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:34, archived)
# In just 4 weeks you can get a ripped body!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:35, archived)
# *signs up*
that'll teach that bully that kicked sand in my face.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:36, archived)
# "please wait 4 weeks for ice pick to arrive in post, when you obtain ice pick, you can rip bodies to your heart's amusement"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:44, archived)
# In just 4 weeks you can get a ripped CD
my laptop is very slow
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:47, archived)
# ahh, you need to download one of those "speed up your pc" trojans
they'll sort it out in no time
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:09, archived)
# Follow us on Ceefax page 367
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:35, archived)
# the best thing about watching Andy Murray play tennis is knowing that
theres loads of pissed off scottish people right at that moment
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:36, archived)
# WITH SO MANY JOBLESS WHY ISN'T THIS LETTER LONGER? MAKE STUFF!!
(waxdart hello., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:37, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:41, archived)
# Man hits balls to great applause. In other news: Andy Murray.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Back, forth, back, forth, back, forth. Nope, not the tennis, but Andy Murray's nationality.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:41, archived)
# Michael Bay unveils line-up for DOTM sequel
Transform-A-Snack sadly absent
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:41, archived)
# Harsh and heartless, yet strangely addictive
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Special Bonus Issue
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:43, archived)
# Better than an email from Linkedin
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:44, archived)
# 5 reasons why you love horses.
(waxdart hello., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:47, archived)
# winner!
(waxdart hello., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:51, archived)
# ^ this!
It took me ages to stop them emailing me every time anybody did anything, and now out of the blue they've started up again.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:56, archived)
# NOW WITH GLITTER FONT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Paedophile sans?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:48, archived)
# And Tinkerbell GIFs?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:50, archived)
# HOW DID YOU SURVIVE THE MID-WEEK BLACKOUT? TELL US YOUR STORIES
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:49, archived)
# racist
(waxdart hello., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:51, archived)
# Olympic Stadium circular and looks vaguely like gaping internet anus shocker
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:52, archived)
# b3ta - It's like going to the toilet on top of Mount Everest
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:22, archived)
# :D Tropical!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:06, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
Smashing missus! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:18, archived)
# hahahaha!
I believe every word he says...

He can't help bein' a bitova geezer, can he?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:19, archived)
# 'e's a ruff diamond alwright
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:21, archived)
# as any fule kno!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:22, archived)
# Haha! :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:25, archived)
# Ha ha! Lovely lumpy GNOPS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Hahaha
I n v a s i o n Hang on!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:53, archived)
# Invasion was part of the joke.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:55, archived)
# I did get it
I'm not as thick as him you know
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:57, archived)
# sorry :P
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:57, archived)
# *straightens feathers* You are forgiven
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:01, archived)
# I know it's Friday
but it's too early for me to get plastered!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:12, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 18:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:55, archived)
# Great Demon Microwave
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:55, archived)
# *precipice-balancing fives*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:26, archived)
# gravity-tempting-fate salutes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:35, archived)
# Was it summoned to its own office?
Oh, I'm a fucking card.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Sentencing your immortal soul to fiery torture and eternal misery in the bottomless pit of damnation,
like a boss
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:05, archived)
# * The value of your eternal torment may go down as well as up.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:23, archived)
# You dont talk much do you?
*pokes*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:04, archived)
# i talked in the last thread
if you mean the demon though, no
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:16, archived)
# I just noticed - well done!
I can imagine the demon fellow making BRAAHHGGGHHHHNNN type noises though, despite looking all civilised in his suit and all
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:18, archived)
# I bet he can recite Shakespeare in a XVII century accent, though
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:18, archived)
# He is the one behind Wall Street
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:04, archived)
# GJ
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:15, archived)
# mr.satan
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Having a play...


A pale imitation of this guy's work
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:14, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:15, archived)
# Aw I knew he was just a big softy at heart :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:17, archived)
# Ha ha!
This is lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:19, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:20, archived)
# :D joyous to behold
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:20, archived)
# starwarslols
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:24, archived)
# Oh my...

That is a bit special, how that fucks with my head
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:26, archived)
# it's a bit rushed, but there's something in it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:38, archived)
# Sure is
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:57, archived)
# DOG CARCASS IN ALLEY THIS MORNING. TIRE TREAD ON BURST STOMACH.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDDHHrt6l4w&ob=av3e
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:24, archived)
# dear god
it's well done but thankfully just for the lols
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:42, archived)
# I don't think I could cope if it were a real cartoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:48, archived)
# Lovely
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:41, archived)
# That is superb
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:41, archived)
# Lully!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:46, archived)
# That's good, that
The papery background makes it
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:33, archived)
# Works so well
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:42, archived)
# Nice
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:46, archived)
# oh!
...i misheard you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:54, archived)
# they could have saved him too, but he didnt want that rubber hose up his nose
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:15, archived)
# But he did have a note from his mother
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:18, archived)
# Get off his case...toilet face.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:49, archived)
# so far, the youtube clip of that series is looking like...
something made in america in the 70's :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:39, archived)
# yes
i enjoyed watching it, but it wasn't my favorite
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 18:17, archived)
# you know, i originally thought this was a play on the Shroud of Turin
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:55, archived)
# No such luck, although that would work nicely as well :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:02, archived)
# TERENCE GOT RIPPED IN ONLY 4 WEEKS WITH THE GJM MICROWAVE POWER PLAN
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:07, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:08, archived)
#
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:31, archived)
# hair loss is the number one problem associated with steroid abuse
that and winky shrinkage
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:11, archived)
# I thought it was violent mood swings
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:14, archived)
# fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:15, archived)
# sorry, I mean, really? I hadn't heard that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:18, archived)
# *points and laughs*
BALDY!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:26, archived)
# Quite a good job, Microwave.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:12, archived)
# Great Pair Microwave
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:12, archived)
# Nice username JackoYiff-on-the-cliff!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:19, archived)
# "oh we'll be yiffing over..."
"the white cliffs of dover..."
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:10, archived)
# TOO MUCH RADIATION IN THE PUB KITCHEN
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:18, archived)
# Can I help you, sir?
Yes, Edward here will take your bags to your room
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:35, archived)
# bow tie bullies
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooohh you cheeky monkey, you made me forget.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:21, archived)
# spanking the monkey on television, obscene
he should walk off with dignity now, I'll make sure he gets some applause...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:28, archived)
# hahaha
Abba-dab-a-doo!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:32, archived)
# Orse, Orse, ORSE!
Classic
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:44, archived)
# Nice
Cheesy Peas!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:08, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand ooooorrrrrrrrrrrl around moi
ARSE!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:12, archived)
# Look, I'll make sure you get a round of applause so you can leave with some dignity.
I always forget about cheeky monkey and it never fails to make me laugh :)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:50, archived)
# You can't beat a slice of Partridge
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:57, archived)
# I mean your act was really poor.
The bit where the hands come unstuck is brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:58, archived)
# If only Cuddles had been punched in the face repeatedly, I'd have watched Keith Harris's show more
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:05, archived)
# Orville too
And Keith Harris?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:09, archived)
#
this Ā¬
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:09, archived)
# messy boy
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:05, archived)
# Is this what he means when he says
"Difficult to see. Always in motion is the future."
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:12, archived)
# "ah ffs, it won't flush"


"use the force"
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:16, archived)
# it's using "the force"
that causes the blockage in the first place
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:17, archived)
# hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:17, archived)
#
Well, it is quite high in fibre
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:19, archived)
# ok, I surrender, in which way are they traditionally british
the whole ensemble leaves me feeling wet and confused.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:22, archived)
# "The original and best egg-and-bacon-flavoured cereal flakes"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:28, archived)
# NOW WITH 50% MORE LARD!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:31, archived)
# They make you teefs black
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:29, archived)
# we eat coal for that!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:30, archived)
# Unless he's constipated
"Always in future is the motion."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs šŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ŹŽÉŹ sį“‰É„Ź‡ ↓šŸ¦‡, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:29, archived)
# going away it is not..plunge you must
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:18, archived)
# Use the Flush!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:19, archived)
# The filthy get
Plus: Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:30, archived)
# nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:32, archived)
# Clogged it is.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:38, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:40, archived)
# Ha ha!
He's going on-line to shop for ponchos as he's heard they're cheaper on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:42, archived)
# hahaha
I had to filename it
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:43, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:45, archived)
# ahahaha
good one
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:04, archived)
# oh god
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:17, archived)
# ooph! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:19, archived)
# It took me a while,
but I got there in the end!

Clickie.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:25, archived)
# Boom tish!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:28, archived)
# nope, sorry
r to the i to the motherfuckin s ing right now.
i know i'm going to kick myself though
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:30, archived)
# GO TO YOUR ROOM
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:30, archived)
# The man with between 0 and 1 names
Depending on whether you include Blondie or not
(bohrhead, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:41, archived)
#
Yeah the man with no name was a concept invented to market the Leone films to US audiences. [Different] Names are unambiguously given for the Eastwood character in all of them.
(champagnerocker, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 20:34, archived)
# Or Manco. Or Joe
Though as champagnerocker didn't say, it's also just as easy (watching it) to say that they're all just names given to him be the other characters in the film because they didn't know what else to call him. "Blondie" and "Joe" because he was an American among Mexicans.

"Manco" (Spanish for "one-armed") because you only usually saw one arm outside his poncho (the other being firmly attached to his gun-butt).

Nobody really knows what the character's name was.
(I helped save b3ta! shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:34, archived)
# I had to really think very hard about this
So hard the hamster needed extra gruel.

*clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:43, archived)
# Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:44, archived)
# clever!
and Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 17:34, archived)
# Damn, this took me way too long.
In the same vein, have a pearoast:

(NoSoup4U, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 18:37, archived)
# "The Amphibiad bids you welcome to his island base."
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:20, archived)
# Cor!
Dibs on the non-green one
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:21, archived)
# ^ Racist

EDIT: No, hang on... lets not start that again
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:23, archived)
# Phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:23, archived)
# Don't fall for it! She's a glove-puppet!
Lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:25, archived)
# I'd make her into a glove puppet
etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:26, archived)
# what lovely....
knitwear he has
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:26, archived)
# It's all he can get in his size.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:28, archived)
# Damn I thought I recognised him!
Woo & drool!

Edit: Not over Mr Toad I might add!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:37, archived)
#
^Lily Allen Krulos?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:16, archived)
# suave cunt
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:17, archived)
# The Amphibiad is a Young Modern
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:46, archived)
# He doesn't like his jumper. It's clearly irritating his scaly neck.
And he's also annoyed that she's obviously trying to up-stage him. Poor bugger. Great work as always btw ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:30, archived)
# Top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:31, archived)
# FanBloodyTastic!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:35, archived)
# Very good indeed although for us female not much in the way of eye candy.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:35, archived)
# Then check out his nemesis, Awesome Hands
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:40, archived)
# He does have Awesome Hands :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:41, archived)
# FLOSS GIRL PLEASE HELP ME
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:44, archived)
# She's too busy fighting her nemesis, The Fireman.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:47, archived)
# Looks like she will not need a hand from Pissman anymore
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:06, archived)
# I want to have your babies
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:29, archived)
# but they'll all have huge staring eyes and teethgrins
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:43, archived)
# It's going to be so awesome
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:55, archived)
# DADDY!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:16, archived)
# I don't go a lot on this new SpongeBob revamp :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:12, archived)
# All the better for Flossing with!
Great!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:45, archived)
# It's nice to see a superheroine in a practical, unconstricting costume for a change.
And I get he's Awesome at groping, too
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:50, archived)
# Lovely
BTW what's happening with Dark Hams? Any more ham in the ham pipeline?
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:41, archived)
# I have a probIem in that I rarely finish anything, on account of getting bored doing things.
I do keep looking at it though and I'll probably do some more when I come up with a satisfying or weird enough ending.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:46, archived)
# Fair enough :)
You should ask Aardman if they'd be interested in turning it into a series of TV shorts ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:59, archived)
# I thank The Amphibiad for his genorous hospitality
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:48, archived)
# This island intrigues me and I would like to visit for business purposes.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:17, archived)
# Boobs!
She just wants his money.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:02, archived)
[challenge entry] "What the hell is going on with all the various sized plates on this damn table?!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:08, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
Brad looks reeeet chuffed! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:09, archived)
# Maybe the Jolie one is at the party too?
That object in front of the table blocks what might be going on under it?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:12, archived)
# :)
Ooh just noticed the logo too, you clever sausage ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:17, archived)
# hahaha
he does kinda look like a chimp at times too
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:25, archived)
# Poor guy
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:26, archived)
# Less and less guilty laugh every time
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:31, archived)
# He does, doesn't he!
That makes it 13 monkeys then
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:32, archived)
# monkey jazz hands
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:04, archived)
# hahaha
You've given me an idea atomic one!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:34, archived)
# COCK


I took this from a video of this girl building a Tardis. She points to her cock. I couldn't resist.
(lexplex_, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:07, archived)
# This is hypnotic and wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:18, archived)
# She likes the cock... er.. chicken. That's a chicken, right?
I've never liked a German woman more. I would give her mein kleine wurst.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:18, archived)
# Why does she need a cock to build a Tardis?
Clearly we will never understand the ways of the time-lords.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:21, archived)
# For the clucks capacitor?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:24, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:32, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:52, archived)
# I like her cock.
And would.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:45, archived)
#
Jajajaa yo pienso lo mismo jajajaajaa jajjajaaja
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:47, archived)
[challenge entry] :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:58, archived)
# Aawwwwww
One of my favourite movies this is! Nicely done Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:01, archived)
# Cheers and ning Q!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:01, archived)
# CUNT HIM IN THE FUCK
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:03, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:18, archived)
# Ha ha...get in there!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry] sexy time
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:54, archived)
# hahahahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:56, archived)
# Hahaha, fucking hell!
It's the last two seconds that make this! :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:57, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAH!
Great work mate :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:57, archived)
# thanks
i don't know what i was thinking

well, i do actually...
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:57, archived)
# \o/
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:03, archived)
# I approve of this seal
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:30, archived)
# Brilliant!
What an internet cunt he is
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:58, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*Click*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:59, archived)
# Woha!
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:00, archived)
# hahahahahaha
Can't help hearing the strip music
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:00, archived)
# FP
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:00, archived)
# And the winner iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss
*opens gold envelope*
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:01, archived)
# Bloody hell
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:05, archived)
# "Left turn Clyde!"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:05, archived)
# :0
I believe this grapes my squildo...
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:07, archived)
# WAH HAH HAH HAH Fucking hell! *clicks hard*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:14, archived)
# Hahaha
*clicks*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:15, archived)
# i like this
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:18, archived)
# phew
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:23, archived)
# but you're still going on the naughty step..
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:38, archived)
# pffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:55, archived)
# hahhahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:35, archived)
# hahhahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:35, archived)
# i dont think Rob would appreciate this
*CLICKS LIKE MAD*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:48, archived)
# trop tard!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:34, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:58, archived)
# OIC now
*slaps forehead*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:02, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:43, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:49, archived)
# i'm a yank
---so i plead ignorance---but that is an hysterical job---awesome---
(Mark of Sore-o writhing in agony on, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Instant FP
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:07, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:13, archived)
# Excellent work, Rory....
You're really grabbing this compo by the scruff of its neck.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:49, archived)
# Hahahahahaha:DD
(herman:D, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 10:48, archived)
# ahhhahhhhahh wow
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 3:03, archived)

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