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[challenge entry]
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 23:37, archived)
# man i dont know from a film ive never seen looking at seamy dracula graham norton?
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 23:39, archived)
# seams like
you don't give a damn
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 23:42, archived)
# WOO!
don't let the haters get you down, i don't see any seams ;)
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 23:43, archived)
# FRANKLY QUEER, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!
aaaah haha!

In my head it was worth it...
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 23:48, archived)
# It so wasn't
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 0:22, archived)
# I'm gonna get you, Butler!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 4:45, archived)
[challenge entry] As a kid, i genuinely misheard the line as this, until the advent of subtitles cleared things up:
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 23:24, archived)
# I skipped an english class to see that movie.
I was 13, the film was rated 16+. Made me feel like a criminal.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 23:35, archived)
# I watched the South Park movie when I was 8 years old.
So yeah, I knew what a rimjob was when I was still a kid.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 23:43, archived)
# Shut your fucking mouth you uncle fucker!..
You had any snow yet?
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 0:03, archived)
# BEGIN THE FARTING SOLO!
Umm... not yet. Even if it snows right now, it won't stick because it's been raining. It's icy as fuck though, I almost fell arse over teakettle before.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 1:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 22:13, archived)
# nice
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 22:19, archived)
# In a pun filled compo, this definitely deserves a

EDIT and a click
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 22:28, archived)
# Oh no you didn't!
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 22:30, archived)
# better out than in!
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 22:33, archived)
#

(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 22:55, archived)
# Ouch ;-)
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 0:03, archived)
# Sheer Genius
That's had me chuckling like a loon!!!!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 18:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 22:07, archived)
# YOU'RE CODDAMN RIGHT I DID!
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 22:22, archived)
#
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 22:29, archived)
#
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 22:42, archived)
# 8D
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 22:45, archived)
# :-)
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 0:09, archived)
#
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 23:25, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 23:37, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
This is great
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 0:59, archived)
# hah!
that'll teach the fucking retard!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 2:00, archived)
# Love it.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 8:46, archived)
# This really made me laugh hard :D
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:45, archived)
# YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE little bones that get stuck between your teeth
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 22:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 23:00, archived)
# :-)
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 0:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 1:17, archived)
# This was actually the tag line for a movie
starring Dwayne Johnson AKA "The Rock"
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 7:51, archived)
# The last frame..
.That's an "ooh Betty" face if ever I've seen one
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 1:30, archived)
#
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:52, archived)
# Fantastico!
Love the cow's expression :)
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:53, archived)
# Hahaha nice
But where is No.1 :(
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:54, archived)
# Nicely sir
And top spong!
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:58, archived)
# HA HA HA

also: can it still be milked?
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Mark P0rter?
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 23:18, archived)
# Can't tell by the cock
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 23:27, archived)
# Teats!
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 22:30, archived)
# ...but how does the milk come up out of the legs?
*wonders*
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 22:57, archived)
#
Like this presumably
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 23:07, archived)
# that's backwards :/
I wanna know! I am buying a cow that gives chocolate milk and want to get every drop
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 23:11, archived)
# Haha... this kept confusing me as I just kept seeing it when it was empty!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 0:07, archived)
# magic bucket
or it has a hole in ;)
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 0:51, archived)
# Can you tell what it is yet?

(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:50, archived)
#
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:51, archived)
# XD
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:53, archived)
#
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 23:10, archived)
# It's a man painting a cock, on Endor
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:59, archived)
# By nightfall those woods will be swarming with ewoks
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 22:02, archived)
# Time to whip out the ewok spray!
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 22:03, archived)
# I hope you brought the bite cream as well
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 22:08, archived)
# deep
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:30, archived)
# that looks nothing like my cock
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:31, archived)
# Things are going to get fucked up :(
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:31, archived)
# Yay... this reminds me of some of RDLI's early stuff.....
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:32, archived)
# Can you tell what it is yet *pant pant pant wheeze pant*
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:34, archived)
# Sounds like me after jogged 20 feet!
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:37, archived)
# Hum-nepa-ta, mipa-bo-dipa-hum.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:39, archived)
# He was wild in his druggy daze!
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:41, archived)
#
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 23:17, archived)
# If this is the foochar then sign me up for eleventy
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:33, archived)
# It looks like the new colour coded bus route map of Nottingham...
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:35, archived)
# Or Sheffield where I drive them
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:36, archived)
# Do yours have silly colour names as well?
I don't know about the rest of Notts... but on my route they have the night off due to snow!
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:39, archived)
# Yes the routes i do is the Orange route
then we have some purple and red route buses.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:41, archived)
# We have the rainbow ones as well, run by a different comany :-)
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:46, archived)
# which is why the tube map is non-geographical
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:36, archived)
#
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:37, archived)
# hahaha....this is ace
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:39, archived)
#
ta
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:45, archived)
# On the XYY axis!
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:49, archived)
# what
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 23:01, archived)
# Comerzonezzzzzz.. they are X or Y
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 0:13, archived)
# 100% scientifically inaccurate!
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 22:28, archived)
# 100?
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 22:59, archived)
# The idea that one coil of the helix dna is from your mother and the other from your father?
Total tosh. One side of the DNA is nonsense, only one side is read. If this diagram was accurate you'd be an identical genetic copy of one of your parents. Chromosomes in gamete cells do split in two, but the dna within them isn't.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 23:29, archived)
# oh
i thought you meant people arent made of crayons,
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 23:53, archived)
# FTW
You win the internets.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 0:22, archived)
# Speaks the person that can't even make decent mashed potato ;-)
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 0:19, archived)
# This is in defiance of so many CDC regulations, I don't know where to begin
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:40, archived)
# I like it
very Keith Haring
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:40, archived)
# *squints*
Does it say "Gordon?"
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:48, archived)
# ah, ha haaaaaa!
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:51, archived)
# I'm sure it starts with G and ends in N
but I wouldn't like to say about the rest
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:53, archived)
# pig with spurs on, rogering a blue duck
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:50, archived)
#
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:26, archived)
# rissin'
wee bit....any clues?
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:29, archived)
# The sudden and unexpected demise of RDLI HAKKIS
4eva in ur hartz
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:31, archived)
#
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:32, archived)
# Demise Roussos is dead?
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:35, archived)
# OMG when did this happen!!
You get the news faster on B3ta than anywhere - listen everybody E Dudya says that Denise vonn Hauten is dead!
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:38, archived)
# Now who will this morning get in to answer peoples problems
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:38, archived)
# OMJ!!!1
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:39, archived)
# He is deads
:(
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:32, archived)
# He will be sore
ly missed
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:31, archived)
# GO ON RDLI MY SON
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Say "what" one more time

Another half arsed idea, badly executed. I'm on a roll here folks...
Anyway, back to watching the original Woman In Black, ooooooooh....
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:01, archived)
# What?
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:01, archived)
# wok
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:05, archived)
#
What?
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:11, archived)
# In the butt?
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:13, archived)
#
And yes, that is the nastiest wok image imaginable. Until next time....
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:02, archived)
# he might have said
Watt
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:04, archived)
# I have no idea
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:34, archived)
#
Ahahaa, I just snotted out stuff as I was brushing my teeth my I saw that. Excellent stuff!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 0:07, archived)
[challenge entry] The problems of three little people...
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:38, archived)
# 4 eva in r harts
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:39, archived)
# Charles is dead ?
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:41, archived)
# It's what his Mother would have wanted.
now if only she could bump off William that would leave that nice little nazi one with ginger hair to rule the country.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:42, archived)
# my mother?
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:46, archived)
# I could well believe that you're Royalty, Mongchops
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:47, archived)
# That's HRH mongychops to you
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:27, archived)
# It's ok I'm mongy's speech therapist so that he can make Royal Speeches and insert as many swears as he can.
so we are on first name terms.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:42, archived)
# Harry looks just like his dad
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:46, archived)
# my dad?
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:47, archived)
# wouldn't surprise me
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:47, archived)
# It's uncanny
but then all royals are bred from the same stock.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:49, archived)
# oh, bit harsh then, :(
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:51, archived)
# All hail Prince Mongychops
HRH
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:53, archived)
# hiya, no need for the capitals my new friend, even mongy will do
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:55, archived)
# I beg your forgiveness your royal mongyness
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:01, archived)
# Sorry :P
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:20, archived)
# "I say, didn't she die in a mercedes beanz?"....
There is now 2 bricks deep worth of snow outside...
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:04, archived)
# Beans? for eva in out fartz...!
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:05, archived)
# 8D
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:40, archived)
# Deploying emergency fat cat
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:37, archived)
# i'm ermin and an arhing over this
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:39, archived)
# let me guess
bin dun
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:41, archived)
# fucked if i know, i was just posting about ermins, let us move on
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:46, archived)
# I need more coffee
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:47, archived)
# Oh my.
You alright mongy?
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:47, archived)
# sweet as mate, how's yo bad self?
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:47, archived)
# Sound mate.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:48, archived)
# FATCAT!
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:46, archived)
# Yay accepts ;-)
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:06, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:14, archived)
# RDLI may still be warm in his grave..... but this makes me happy..... ;-)
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:16, archived)
# Faster pussycat :D
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:30, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:41, archived)
#
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:31, archived)
# that's possibly the most evil-looking i've ever seen him
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:33, archived)
#
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:44, archived)
# Is his brother Rolic dead as well?
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:34, archived)
# That's the face of someone that's not allowed within 200 metres of a school.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:35, archived)
# /voice of experience, there
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:36, archived)
# Yeah, we had to cut ties from Uncle Moe Lester after the super-glue and school fence incident.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:49, archived)
# Haha
Your trololo was a work of art. Due to being asleep, I was unable to convey that message last night.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:36, archived)
# Haha
cheers
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:47, archived)
# lol
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:37, archived)
# Oh Christ
What have I done?

Edit - this is superb.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:38, archived)
# Be proud you have brought into this world a new meme even if only for short time
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:40, archived)
# He liked to touch himself
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:45, archived)
# I sold him my soul, down at the crossroads...
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:08, archived)
# *wobbleboards*
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:10, archived)
# His best work always came from that period I thought.....
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:14, archived)
# a ha ha haaaa
you know, as a Chinese man living in this post 9/11 world, i find this highly offensive
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:23, archived)
# Sign up and tell him..
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:27, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:23, archived)
# I always loved the piss painting section of the program best...
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:28, archived)
# I've fucking love you guys.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:13, archived)
#
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:14, archived)
# The Hedgehog will be here to sort you out any minute now I tell you!
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:14, archived)
# he can sort me out any time pfft.......
ps I do not believe RH is dead - told someone in my office and she got upset as she worked with him this year so DON'T FUCK WITH ME B3TA!!!!

(and yes, I can handle the truth)
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:35, archived)
# What? ROLF HARRIS IS DEAD?
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:36, archived)
# I don't know this Rolf that you mention... we're all talking about RDLI..!
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:38, archived)
# i knew getting a job was a bad idea
now I've no idea what's going on with b3ta.


any linkys explaining pls?
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:41, archived)
# It all started here... :-)
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:43, archived)
# Dude Realy?
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:16, archived)
# is Rolf
alive?
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:18, archived)
# RDLI is dead..
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:19, archived)
# who's
going to save all those in peril on the sea now then?
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:20, archived)
# We'll always have Prince William in his sea king...
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:22, archived)
# *sobs* all those brave seamen...
heh heh, seamen...
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:23, archived)
# Ahah, another one for the ledger.
*straightens quill*
*unscrews ink*
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:33, archived)
# So what happened to Rolic then?
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:23, archived)
# He was a figment of peoples imagination who thought that the shadow cast by the fence was a letter C!
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:29, archived)
# Lies that's just what Rolic wanted you to think
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:36, archived)
# He lurks in the shadows.....
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:39, archived)
# #IBelieveinRofl
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:24, archived)
# Quick, I'll lend you my dress!
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:22, archived)
# oh fiddle-dee-dee
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:26, archived)
# Your bog roll is going to get cold... just as we have snow on the ground...
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:40, archived)
# Thank you, but I don't think I have the shoulders to pull it off.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:46, archived)
# Blimey. Was this a 20 minute flounce or something you had prepared? ;)
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:24, archived)
# Pardon?
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:27, archived)
#
I knew it was you Mueypoo all along
b3ta.com/board/10680970
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:29, archived)
# What was me? Did I miss something?
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:43, archived)
# meh
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:20, archived)
# I'm not surprised he's dead, according to wikipedia he was already 81 when he was born in 1930.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:27, archived)
#
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:43, archived)
#
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:20, archived)
# It was funnier when you didn't start a new thread
especially as just like Rolic Hakkis there is no FUCKING PICTURE

Edit. What the Actually Fuck is going on here now it's turned it Mu's thread and it's Mu2 telling himself to Piss Off? I'm confused. BAN ALL COMEDY ACCOUNTS!!
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:24, archived)
# Are you quite sure you're feeling alright?
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:41, archived)
# I once sat on Rolf Harris' lap
and I felt a sharp pain in my arse. He whispered softly in my ear, "Have you guessed what it is yet?" I got up and ran off pretty sharpish I can tell you!
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:26, archived)
# I started something I couldn't finish
Poor old Rdli.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:30, archived)
# It's fine, I carried it through to completion.
You're on your own next time kid.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:32, archived)
# Maybe you thought "cocksucker" was a bad thing.
Some of my best friends have been cocksuckers.
And yes: death is funny.

Sorry you're having a bad day, I love the rainbow dinosaurs, don't stay flounced for long.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:36, archived)
# Pardon?
What's up with people today? I've heard a horrible rumour that Rolf Harris is dead, it's not true is it?
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:37, archived)
# He's pinin' for the fjords.
He's an ex-Rolf. Also what 2 Can said.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:41, archived)
# Poor little fella :(
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:43, archived)
# Hi Mu, are you drunk by any chance?
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:38, archived)
# Nope, stone cold sober.
Or as stone cold as you can get when you were hideously drunk yesterday.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:40, archived)
# Ah. Is it true that you killed Rolf Harris?
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:00, archived)
# clickin this
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:58, archived)
# Word on the grapevine is there has been dramas
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:02, archived)
# Really? Where? I love a bit of drama, me.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:05, archived)
# Just the whispers I hear in the shadows
I came on expecting a massive flounce, I must say I am disappointed
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:07, archived)
# it was fake and gay drama :(
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:24, archived)
#
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:03, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:05, archived)
# Just expressing my love, what's to ris about?
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:06, archived)
# A dozen red roses would have been more traditional
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:15, archived)
# Hahaha best response yet
also, RIP RDLI ROFL
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:24, archived)
# Piss off
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Technically you still count as me.
Michael Ellis
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:09, archived)
# My son wanted to use the weather to pay tribute to a giant of light entertainment
And show our neighbours his appreciation



Click for bigger (49 kb)

(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:26, archived)
# Can they tell what it is, yet?
Pfft.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:27, archived)
# RIP you legend
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:29, archived)
# so it it was YOU!
you little punks -- WHYIOUGHTTA....
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:29, archived)
# RDLI HARRIS was always one of my favorites ;-)
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:33, archived)
# I miss Rolf.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:38, archived)
# is he dead?
is this true?

(I trust b3ta more than BBC)
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:39, archived)
# How did you miss the great ROFL(Rolf)SLIDE a month or two back?
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:40, archived)
# I've been working on an insane horror film
and haven't had contact with the outside world for months.

:(

Poor rofl.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:43, archived)
# RDLI HAKKIS RIP
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:41, archived)
# ha ha!! HELF!
or from Gilligans Island episode, the fiery logs were kicked and SOS was changed to SOL -- the name of one of the astronauts who thought it was a tribute rather than a cry for help
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:46, archived)
# I've still never seen an episode of Gilligan's Island.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:55, archived)
# you haven't lived
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:04, archived)
# ROLIC HAKKIS
4eva in U hartz
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:10, archived)
# so what you're saying is...
FIEND made those letter in the snow (kee kee kee ~.~;;)
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:25, archived)
# Gordon Bennet, let's not start on FIEND
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:42, archived)
# im thorry
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:24, archived)
#
Haha
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Nothing on Sickipedia
= untrue
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:41, archived)
# That's pretty fucking harsh.
A joke's a joke but this is RDLI we're talking about here.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:47, archived)
# I know this is b3ta and pretty much anything goes
but this comment crosses the line.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:45, archived)
# G'night sweet prince
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:39, archived)
# I haven't got ANY snow here in Preston...
but the traffic lights are frozen solid.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:44, archived)
# YES BUT WHAT ABOUT RDLI HAKKIS??
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:47, archived)
# 4EVA IN R HARTS
I wonder who'll advertise KFC now?
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Lol RDLI
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:00, archived)
# But is he even dead?
If he is, I'll feel like a massive cunt.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:03, archived)
# YOU THINK I'D JOKE ABOUT RDLI HAKKIS?
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:03, archived)
# I'm sure you wouldn't!
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:05, archived)
#
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:07, archived)
# What has Rolic Hakkis ever done to hurt you!? Point where he touched you.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:14, archived)
# As a child I always thought that I could draw...
Untill he came on TV every Saturday might and mocked my abilities
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:17, archived)
# My skills have improved ten-fold since his butchering of my work.


NOW WHO'S LAUGHING, ROLIC?!
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:21, archived)
# RDLI....! the C is a shadow from the fence..!
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:23, archived)
# That's just what Rolic wants you to think
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:25, archived)
# He was always cunning....
So say he's not even dead at all.... but living on a secret island somewhere..
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:34, archived)
# With Elvis Presley and Tupac.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:36, archived)
# Now that would be some musical collaboration!
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:44, archived)
# With Jim, Janis, Jimi and Bruce Lee
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:45, archived)
# RDLI is his pseudonym so he can get away with dodgy money laundering.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:27, archived)
# It's for the best sweetheart Rolic was the benchmark for childrenwho had no artistic talents.
Rolic himself was Artistically Challenged and his mental scrawling and daubs were politely accepted because of his Australianisms so they gave him his own TV show so that children who could draw would feel proud of themselves that they could draw better than Rolic and those that couldn't draw better than Rolic would know they would be better in a career in Politics or Banking.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:22, archived)
# My own parents destoyed my dreams after seeing an RDLI show
By telling me that my pictures weren't even good enough to send to the vision on gallery, and maybe I should practice a bit more first..
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:27, archived)
# You should have sent them to Vision On any old tat got up up there.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:30, archived)
# I really was really bad!
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:37, archived)
# etch-a-sketch art
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:48, archived)
# It's realistic snow indentation I tell you, realistic! ;-)
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:54, archived)
# I'v got about 2 inches.....
It's been snowing a bit too...
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:47, archived)
# Hahaha :D
Been nothing but rain and icicles here so far. A bit shit, to be honest.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:57, archived)
# I was watching the Man City match here.
Everyone's laughing at the fact that during an internationally televised event they sent ONE GUY out with a Walmart snow shovel to clear the snow off the lines.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:08, archived)
# They've booked him for Heathrow next...
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:10, archived)
# To replace the 4 year old with a bucket and spade they've got out there?
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:22, archived)
# I loved the BBC news story...
Apparently, they have cancelled 25% of tomorows flights, so as not to disapoint people and avoid disruption tomorow!
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:32, archived)
# That's like sticking a hand grenade down your pants, running out into the street and pulling the pin
in an attempt to end war.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:23, archived)
# Where cutting down on the nuber of people attending causulty departments accross all hospitals...
By clossing the causulty departments ;-)
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:30, archived)
# Hahaha! That's us Mancunians for you :D if it's possible, we'll have a go at it.
I'm sure that man will enter internet STARDOM... for about a week, anyway.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:12, archived)
# We don't have Walmart here. We call it ASDA.
Silly Americans :)
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:54, archived)
# stinky fingers

collage i made back before the days of photoslopping
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:12, archived)
# fractaldigititis
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:19, archived)
# Like it
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:21, archived)
# Has a whiff of Norman Rockwell about it.
Nicely done.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:21, archived)
# thx I made 100 s of these. more recent geometric ones here
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:24, archived)
# Awesome.
Kudos.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:26, archived)
# pretty good.
prett-ty pretty good.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:24, archived)
# lovely stuff
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:28, archived)
# Nice..
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:35, archived)
# This is brawness
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:37, archived)
# lovely work
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 19:21, archived)
# cor!
Reminds me of some grace jones stuff
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 2:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Who's scruffy-looking?
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 17:19, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Brilliant!
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 17:20, archived)
#
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 17:20, archived)
# Yay....
I'm going to go to the cinama for the first time in about 5 years this month, to go and see star wars 3D, are you going?
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 17:42, archived)
# I'll have to, really.
The podrace and lightsaber battle should justify the inflated ticket price.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 17:47, archived)
# I'd pay for just the lightsaber battle....! ;-)
As I said, not even been to the cinama for about 5 years, and I'v not seen a 3D film at all yet!
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 17:56, archived)
# You've probably made a good choice.
I expect the 3D to be nothing short of amazing.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 17:59, archived)
# Made even better by the fact, I knew it was coming out....
But was expecting to have to wait untill the middle of the yearish to see it.... I just hope they do the rest too!
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:01, archived)
# As long as Empire gets the 3D treatment, I'll die a happy man.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:05, archived)
# Well the princess did look like she could use a good kiss! she was my first ever really crush when I was 12!
I like them all equally, for completely different reasons....
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:08, archived)
# unexpected archbishop of canterbury
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 17:27, archived)
# He's not the only one..
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 17:40, archived)
# Ah, I thought you meant in the other picture
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 17:55, archived)
# If you squint, you can just make it out..
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:19, archived)
# Not Colonel K, you fool!
He looks just like Rowan Williams
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:23, archived)
# Ha-ha! I knew that.
Who said I didn't?
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:25, archived)
# Hahaha....
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 17:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 17:05, archived)
# haha :D
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 17:14, archived)
# Sit still....
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 17:19, archived)
# Pfft.
Nice.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 17:21, archived)
# count dracula and frog boy
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 16:53, archived)
# How do they smell?
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 17:02, archived)
# Quite pleasant actually, even if there is a faint whiff of ciggs about Sherlock.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 17:05, archived)
# Smashys sherlock has a faint whiff if ciggs....

* Allegedly
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 17:20, archived)
# Excellent :D
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 17:02, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 17:04, archived)
# They look like the alcoholics that hang about the call centre across the road picking up fag ends.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 17:16, archived)
# Yes.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 17:22, archived)
# That's brilliant
As ever, HT.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 17:24, archived)
# I have no idea appart from I like it :-)
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 17:43, archived)
# Brilliant
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:19, archived)
[challenge entry] "help you boys.............?"
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 15:29, archived)
# do you have any white bread?
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 15:33, archived)
# yep
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 15:36, archived)
# can i have some toasted white bread please.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 15:38, archived)
# With butter?
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 15:40, archived)
# you want butter or jam with that toast honey ?
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 15:40, archived)
# no, just some dry white toast.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 15:41, archived)
#
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 15:46, archived)
# hahahaha
WOO!
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Anything to drink with that?
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:06, archived)
# The yanks would never EVER say jam!
Those freaks call it Jelly! and Jelly Jello!
AND WORSE THAN THAT!
They call crisps... CHIPS!

AND

AND!

They say aluminium in a weird way!
Let's attack em!
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 17:13, archived)
# They'll have you at customers for that...
...Didn't you hear about them folks on Twitter?
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Nice...
This gets clicked....
And if you don't click it who ever you are reading this, you're a racist!
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 15:38, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 15:40, archived)
# damn, now i'm going to have that song in my head all night
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 15:50, archived)
# just dont.... THINK!
And smash! stop popping up or my bet on you for the dead pool will never pay off!

You're close enough for me to kill you know!!!!

(Please don't die now as I will get fingered first... then after that will be accused of your murder.)
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 17:15, archived)
# Are you feeling ok tim?
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 17:21, archived)
# 8D
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 17:23, archived)
# Haha :-)
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 17:59, archived)
# Best goddam
chicken in the State!
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 14:48, archived)
# oof.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Marvellous.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 14:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Afternoon, all!
all!I've been playing with icons...
Lightbulb:


Smiley:


Watchmen Smiley:
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 15:00, archived)
[challenge entry] And more!
Chalice:
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 15:48, archived)
# Watchmen smiley is cool.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 17:24, archived)
# Ta!
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:51, archived)
# haha
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 15:31, archived)
# hahaha
is real player obsolete now?
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 15:37, archived)
# was it ever solete?
What is the word for not obsolete?

hang on that's a double negative... I'll have to kill me, or myself, or ARGHHH!

Dyslexia strikes agroin!
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Oooof!
: )
Thread Jack..
I need to do a new website as the guy that did my current one has fucked off and won't return any calls (turning down money so he must be doing something right) Any hoo I was thinking of using the the cargocollective (pretty basic), but haven't got a clue about the first thing regarding html/css... any idea of a geeky b3tan that could assist? I'm based in London... current website www.nicketurner.com
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 15:42, archived)
# let's have the power of b3ta collectively design your website!
though it'll be filled with 1:87 CDC's mainly
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 16:05, archived)
# It would look awesome
and yet totally unfit for purpose : D
Well Gaz me if anyone knows anyone etc.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 16:30, archived)
# I can help, but not very soon
Maybe you should gaz freebees.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 16:32, archived)
# I can provide some <html> and <div> tags
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 16:31, archived)
# If anyone asks for a div I'll send them to you.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 17:29, archived)
# A bit NSFW on the motorcycle girls...
phwooaarr
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 22:37, archived)
# Oh. Oh my.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 16:00, archived)
# Hahaha

Real's going the same dark place that quicktime went.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 16:35, archived)

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