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# I have been pixelling and now my eyes have gone funny
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 23:54, archived)
# why has that muscle man got straws stuck to his shoulders and bean tins on his boots?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 23:57, archived)
# Something new I've been trying
trucks with tits
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 0:00, archived)
# i did a google search to try and prove that its already been done (like everything in the world)
but found something far more intresting:
Semi-NSFW www.mileanhour.com/files/2010/4/light-up-tits.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 0:02, archived)
# 0_0
*wonders if it's worth waking up the missus and getting the maglites out of the camping kit*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 0:04, archived)
# probably only works with implants or something
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 0:10, archived)
# I'll investigate
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 0:12, archived)
# I wish i had a lass to molest with high powered torches :-(
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 0:16, archived)
# Haha, I've got no chance at this hour
b3ta and Top Gear it is :/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 0:22, archived)
#
My mom got me a keyring sized maglite for christmas. Can you bring your missus out on wednesday, and i can test to see if it works ok?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 0:23, archived)
# You'd need more than a keyring sized one
ifyouknowwhatimean
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 0:27, archived)
# bastard
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 0:43, archived)
# probably right
jezebel.com/5436616/science-experiment-how-to-detect-breast-implants-in-women
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 1:46, archived)
# pics pls kthx
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 0:12, archived)
# Oh they're gorgeous
Twin black ST3D016 3D Cell LEDs with belt clips and everything
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 0:16, archived)
# Ahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 0:20, archived)
# :D
Watt a pair!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 0:11, archived)
# {:-D
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 0:13, archived)
# These are awesome. Much woo.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 0:01, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 0:05, archived)
# Unexpected Goatse

EDIT: unfaked
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 0:03, archived)
# I see them everywhere now
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 0:07, archived)
# Maybe you should change the company you keep?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 0:10, archived)
# leave b3ta?
*flounces*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 0:12, archived)
# Very nice!
Maybe if you donate absolutely shitloads you could have one as a special 'jumbo icon'.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 0:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 23:33, archived)
# HE DIED FOR OUR CHINS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 23:34, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 23:36, archived)
# The Son Arise
early in teh morning
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 23:37, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 23:37, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 0:05, archived)
# Hahaha!
To save our soles
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 0:09, archived)
# to shave arseholes?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 0:09, archived)
# In between the washing of feet and beggar curing.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 0:15, archived)
# is he the guy that made Blade Runner and Alien?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 23:36, archived)
# No that's Rdli Stott.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 23:37, archived)
# of course
of marzipan and Mr Sting fame
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 23:38, archived)
# Marzipan's private!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 23:39, archived)
# :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4Zot1i7bJk
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 23:40, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 23:45, archived)
# RDLI's extra chewing gum
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 23:39, archived)
# Why is half the proclaimers ded?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 23:46, archived)
# Now they can only walk 500 miles.
Or the metric equivalent.

Or 250 miles? I haven't really thought this through properly.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 23:49, archived)
# 40 dozen and one score miles
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 23:51, archived)
# 87 chains and 2.5 furlongs.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 0:06, archived)
# No. A chain is only 22 yards and a furlong is 10 chains.
So that makes 112 chains. Which makes 2464 yards. Which is exactly 1.4 miles.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 0:14, archived)
# Jeez you were ACTUALLY calculating, on B3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 0:18, archived)
# Yes. Sorry. My earlier reply was also accurate.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 0:28, archived)
# RDLIculous!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 23:50, archived)
# Excuse the threadjack!
Am actually off to CERN tomorrow to visit the LHC and am VERY excited

(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 23:53, archived)
# Ooh you lucky bloke!
Have a gr8 time and bring us back a Higgs!
(EricTViking, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 0:57, archived)
# Oooh
The large hardon collider.
Enjoy!
(I helped save b3ta! BamaSS, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 2:34, archived)
# I went to corn
and all I got was lost in a maze
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:52, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 23:57, archived)
# And lo, the kangaroo was tied down
with the koala, and a great multitude did see what it was.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 0:23, archived)
# is that birdshit on his shoulder?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 0:50, archived)
# Rip
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 23:21, archived)
# Bish0p! GOD DAMN YOU!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 23:25, archived)
#
?
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 23:27, archived)
#
That platform was just becoming too unstable.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 23:30, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 23:29, archived)
# I wish all this "rolf is dead" thing would fuck off
He's one of my fave famous people ever, and i often think how gutted i'd be when he dies. He's a proper nice chap.

Im all for the RDLI HAKKIS bandwagon (great name), but less of the obnoxious "hahahaha - so and so is dead, but he's not really" stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 23:30, archived)
# taters RIP
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 23:35, archived)
# Oh. Is taters dead?
lol
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 23:35, archived)
# 4 EVA ETC
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 23:36, archived)
# poor old totters
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 23:38, archived)
# WIV DA ANGLES
apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 23:38, archived)
# LOL I AM DED
Im doing more RIP of the 'let one rip' variety tonight. Had chilli con carne 2 nights in a row
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 23:35, archived)
# Man I would like to make chili tonight
but I'm too lazy to go out for the ingredients. It's going to be a hastily thrown-together mix of whatever's left tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 23:39, archived)
# I wasnt even that arsed
tin of stagg chilli + uncle bens microwavable rice = meal in 5 mins with minimal washing up.
Im 32, but my meals are like student ones when i cant be arsed shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 23:40, archived)
# You should have some mashed taters. Oops, too soon?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 23:41, archived)
# i think you're just finding it hard to accept his death
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 0:25, archived)
# That isn't "rolf" that is RDLI
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Bastards.

.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 23:06, archived)
# Irredeemable fucknuts, the lot of them
Though I wouldn't mind spending an evening "debating" with that Jael...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 6 Feb 2012, 23:27, archived)
# I'd rather fuck her.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 23:36, archived)
# It's a fucking disgrace
that's what it is.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 23:40, archived)
# HAKKIS DIDN'T DIE FOR THIS!
Oh, and fuck these guys. Bunch of stupid hateful cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 0:56, archived)
# It made me do it.


Click for bigger (232 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 22:09, archived)
# Not bad... for a nneigbour
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Madge as Ripley
Bouncer as one of the ships

Toadfish as Newt
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 22:19, archived)
# toby mangle as the alien
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 22:20, archived)
# Jim from Neighbours pops up in lots of films.
trufax

right i'm off to pray


xxxxx
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 22:22, archived)
# 4 EVA IN AR HARTZ XXXX
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 22:23, archived)
#
More Technotronic
Also, spot the Pr*nce sample
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 22:26, archived)
# Mc Himmler, When Gloves Cry, innit
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFLGRidfFo4

GO, GO, GO, GO

ah here's my version
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZadIhLnetNI

ta la

Bonus: Prance - Qwen Hooves Sigh
youtu.be/p9rZ4fOHReo
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 22:34, archived)
# Strangely, that music goes very well with that.
Also, I recently revisited that film. Tokka and Rahzar looked so much more impressive I was 11 :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 22:50, archived)
# arfage
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 23:05, archived)
# Yay! Bish0p!
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 23:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 22:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 22:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 22:17, archived)
[challenge entry] six months in Chino
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:58, archived)
# hahaha
nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 22:12, archived)
# Hahaha inspired
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 6 Feb 2012, 22:23, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:11, archived)
# T1: Judge Day
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:15, archived)
# Rachmaninoff?
edit- YIKES, I got a new icon!!! Don't spend the money all in one place, Rob.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:20, archived)
# Cyb-Hadyn Sonatas Model 101
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:24, archived)
# Leibniz!!!
Shoot, I need to photoshop something. I've become lame.

Coming soon, LEIBNIZ.

Meanwhile, back to the air brake repairs.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:28, archived)
# Not sure I've quite got a Handel on this one yet
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:30, archived)
# Try looking in
your shoe, Bert.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 22:06, archived)
#
?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:36, archived)
# Logically delicious.
I'm pretty sure he was the Hendrix of his day.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=84d-BRO6ZFc
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 22:04, archived)
# Fugue you, asshole
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:22, archived)
# I need your clothes, your boots and your Mozartcycle
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:36, archived)
# Hasta Va Liszt-a Baby
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:41, archived)
# Hey Janelle, what's wrong with Wolfgang? I can hear him barking
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:42, archived)
# He's not Schumann ... he's really, not Schumann
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:45, archived)
# I need your clothes, your boots
and your Mozartcycle

::EDIT:: Dammit! THE PISS!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:47, archived)
#
someone's already got them
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:48, archived)
# Quite >:|
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:49, archived)
#
Mind the (Handel's Yellow) Water Music Suite
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:54, archived)
# The comments in this thread are brilliant
As is the image
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 22:08, archived)
# now do 'Bach to the Future'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 0:51, archived)
# ...and he was!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:33, archived)
# An oldie, but a goodie...
Steven Spielberg was busy discussing his new action adventure about famous Classical composers. Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger were in the room.
'Who do you want to play?' Spielberg asked Bruce Willis.
'I've always been a big fan of Chopin' said Bruce. 'I'll play him.'
'And you, Sylvester?' asked Spielberg.
'Mozart's the one for me!' said Sly.
'And what about you?' Spielberg asked Arnold Schwarzenegger.
.....'I'll be Bach' said Arnie
(xaer0mancer, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 18:45, archived)
# Saw this today
Can't believe these insensitive bastards are cashing in on the great man's legacy for commercial gain, before he's even cold in his grave
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:02, archived)
# Needs more Henry
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:13, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/links/745338
(herman:D, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:14, archived)
# Why!
Why do I always follow your treads!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:16, archived)
# Because
youloveme;)
(herman:D, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:23, archived)
# oh bloody hell
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:36, archived)
# wierd, all of the subsequent links are purple :/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 0:52, archived)
# Isn't that Mark Porter in a white t shirt?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 1:36, archived)
# These memes are entering fractals again...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:14, archived)
# RDLI!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:15, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:17, archived)
# He was one mean mutha
(he's never going to get that koala shit out of his shirt though)
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:44, archived)
# Best of the day, man.
Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:57, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:58, archived)
# Discount wobblesticks!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:15, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:33, archived)
# I've never felt more violated by a photograph than right now.
I mean DAMN, RDLI looks creepy here.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:34, archived)
# You mean irresistible
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:39, archived)
# He's working on his "Can you tell what it is yet?" look ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:44, archived)
# And then he pulls out a switchblade.
I've personally got high hopes for coffee mug sales.


It's his birthday tomorrow, would, stripes, FILTAD, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:49, archived)
# Teefs!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:59, archived)
# He has them :B
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:00, archived)
# proper villainous bastard
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:39, archived)
# almost as bad as Addli
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:59, archived)
# rdli and addli are massive rivals
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:03, archived)
# One does not simply walk into Morrdlions
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:57, archived)
# Didgereally have to remind us
:o((
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 22:04, archived)
# Merchandising everywhere it's a scandal!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:35, archived)
# You are in Guildford
AICMFP
(gareth.adams, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:45, archived)
# May not have actually seen this today
TBH I shopped it. Originally it said GDLI SALE
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:36, archived)
# GDLI?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Giggidy giggidy giggidy
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 22:07, archived)
# Scott?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 22:22, archived)
# *hides recently-purchased wobbleboard*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 23:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 23:31, archived)
# This is probably my favourite thing to come out of the RDLI HAKKIS incident.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 0:20, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 18:07, archived)
[challenge entry] brilliant - mind if park this here?


"I have no problem with that Mr Wallace"
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 18:08, archived)
# Excellent!
Or should I say "Cracking!"?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 18:49, archived)
# Helvetica Scenario
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:29, archived)
# haha
nice one
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:57, archived)
# Bring out the Gimpomatic 5000, Gromit
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:37, archived)
# shopped only please
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 18:08, archived)
# PRO-TECT THE SOVEREIGN FROM 'ER SHINY TUPPENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 18:09, archived)
# hahahaha TREASON!
nice knowing you Elvis
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 18:11, archived)
# Arise Sir Weathercock
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 18:15, archived)
# excellent tongue action
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 18:17, archived)
# *loads gun*
we warned you about that
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 18:21, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10653462
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 18:27, archived)
# She's the sherriff
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 18:35, archived)
# I see she's flashing the diamond piercing that Philip bought her
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 18:44, archived)
# gawd bless her and all that sail in her
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:31, archived)
# AHAHAHA
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:45, archived)
# Eye Bleach is now required haha
great animation as always.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:53, archived)
# Hahahaha:D
Would;)
(herman:D, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:00, archived)
# Glorious! A well deserved FP!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:16, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:18, archived)
# this
made me laugh

and I think Ma'ad would be amused also
(Zoidaroid, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:41, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:58, archived)
# Show us your vag, your maj!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:39, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Click 'n Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 23:28, archived)
# Her Majes Vadge!
(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 0:07, archived)
# aces
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 3:57, archived)
# You win the internet!
Again!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:53, archived)
# Hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry, this is just 'plane' awful but..
made me laugh anyway

(Buntry Cuntkin, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:30, archived)
# WELL I HOPE YOU LEAVE ENOUGH ROOM FOR MY FIST BECAUSE IM GOING TO RAM IT INTO YOUR STOMACH AND RIP OUT YOUR PLANE
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:39, archived)
# Shhhht

I'm trying to think here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:49, archived)
# hahaha
he goes on to do battle with 'Plane-Saw, Plane-amo, Fireplane and Captain Planedom.

Plane Zero is factual
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitsubishi_A6M_Zero
(Buntry Cuntkin, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:50, archived)
# haha but it makes you think about how silly the script was as zero is higher than subzero
- would have made more scientific sense to have said : "Hey, Killian! Here is SubZero now he's AbsoluteZero!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:21, archived)
# I'd like to think his un-stage name is Kelvin.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:23, archived)
# haha
anything is vbetter than plain Zero..."Hey killian, here is sub-zero...now, zero percent fat"
(Buntry Cuntkin, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:41, archived)
# KILLIAN...AHLL BE BAK
- what?
ahl be bak killian
- what about Gillian?
i..arll bebah
- that was just a noise...
GILLIANARLBEHBARH!!
- Jeeeesusz
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:24, archived)
# We need more indiscernible nonsense in films
I am the Laaaaaaarrrhhhh!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:27, archived)
# the first time I saw these I nearly ruptured my colon from laughing
youtu.be/ab-f1IYPC8Q

I'll have to find the rnb one now, thus
youtu.be/ueYUwcZV-n0
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:31, archived)
# I miss Don Vito's subtitles
www.youtube.com/watch?v=68F2V8KzEcM&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:40, archived)
#
i'll show you dickless
(Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 18:27, archived)
# Jinkies!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:24, archived)
# *waits for it to animate*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:25, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:45, archived)
# JINKIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:46, archived)
# JIGGLIES!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:56, archived)
# Result!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:49, archived)
# *puts a donk on it*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:50, archived)
# *monacle falls into tea*
Great success!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:56, archived)
# Like, zoinks Scoob!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:00, archived)
# Shaggy!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:05, archived)
# And then everyone laughs, Scooby Doo wails "Scooby Dooby DooOoOoOoOoO!" and the credits roll.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:14, archived)
# Hahaha! Could it be a real life Velma?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:05, archived)
# Sturdy
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Velma strikes me as the kind that would have burned all of her bras long, LONG ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:24, archived)
# Waits for THIS to animate...
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:38, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:10, archived)
# Like one of those things you stick on your car dashboard. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:27, archived)
# That looks NOTHING like my lighter socket-powered dildo.
Wait, what?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:02, archived)
# Phew!
*goes for quick run and cold shower*
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:40, archived)
# Fuck me!

please
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:05, archived)
# That doesn't sound desperate at all
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:07, archived)
# It's bad enough when every second post is "would". XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:13, archived)
# Threadsave.
GJFWM.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:22, archived)
# I WANT TO POKE HER RIGHT ON THE BRA
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:26, archived)
# lookatmywifestits.com ---------->
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:29, archived)
# Very upset to find
that was not a real website.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:30, archived)
# It will be in a couple of hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:30, archived)
# I think there are tumblrs for this kind of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:36, archived)
# pedantichrist's wife has got her own tumblr?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:39, archived)
# From WAY back in the Newsletter, I recall this...
guesshermuff.blogspot.com

And that one is real. The internet is full of strange. 8-\
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:40, archived)
# Aw man, if I wasn't at work...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:42, archived)
# I'm on it
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:06, archived)
# That's my afternoon sorted
(I helped save b3ta! Bloody Student, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:23, archived)
# guesshermuff.blogspot.com
THANK YOU
THANK YOU
THANK YOU
THANK YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:12, archived)
#
strange Girls willing to get naked on camera.

Now I've met girls in real life (don't ask how it went) and, in general, they don't seem like the type :S So where do all these naked internet people come from?!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:46, archived)
# ^This
My mind boggles but perhaps I'm just out of touch.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:14, archived)
# I don't understand what it is that you have done
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:46, archived)
# ^this^
Filename isn't giving anything away either
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:53, archived)
# Is this case of the naughty knockers?
And they would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling hands.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:47, archived)
# Cenaris?
Whatchoo doing here? Is a JJ post imminent?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:57, archived)
# You tell me
I'm as clueless as anyone.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:01, archived)
# I thought you and moggy had a special JJ detector?
He doesnt visit often
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:05, archived)
# Couldn't honestly give a shit about Moggy.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:06, archived)
# The only reason I pay attention any more is if any drama unfolds.
Yes, I lead a very dull life.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:31, archived)
# Yeah
It's why he's ad-blocked rather than ignored, so I can read the responses without looking at the tedious, attention-seeking drivel he posts.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:01, archived)
# you guys sure are mean
Its just wierd pictures and gibberish. No different from the majority of b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:05, archived)
# You have to agree that it's getting a bit tedious now though.
At first I was all for it, it was something different. If Moggy's gonna get back into my good books, he/she would have to try something different, something other than rabbit nuns or mole drill sergeants.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:10, archived)
# in all honesty
i just don't like the art style, and there doesn't seem to be anything of interest underlying it. (s)he's got every right to post whatever (s)he wants.

i'm also aware how petty i sound given that my output for the last few years has dropped to a headswap and a peanuts apocalypse once every five or six months...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:12, archived)
# Yeah, but who else is doing Peanuts apocalypse?
EVERYONE is doing this manga KAWAII DESU NE crap.

I know! If Moggy wants to get me back in his/her good books, he/she can draw Kenshiro from Hokuto no Ken. A proper anime. A MAN'S anime.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9P1xBQs26N8&feature=related

Go on Kenshiro, my son.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:21, archived)
# I will never understand manga
I watched Akira when i was about 13 or 14 (back in that early-mid 90s manga rush that included Fist of the North Star before I got bored) and enjoyed it, but then it kind of... lost its appeal. You can tell, since I'll happily call a movie "manga".
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 22:13, archived)
# Old anime, from the 80s to the mid 90s, is awesome.
Anything after that can kiss my arse for all I care. It's all brooding emo ponces with big swords and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 22:59, archived)
[challenge entry] probably a bit too subtle
check filename for grand reveal o_0

(Buntry Cuntkin, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:00, archived)
# He really relished saying that on film
"leaned into that shit" as Chris Rock would put it.

One of the reasons why he should stay behind the camera.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:09, archived)
# The other reasons being
every other minute he's spent in front of it
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:10, archived)
# Damn skippy!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:12, archived)
# He is a damn poor excuse for an actor.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:26, archived)
# has he ever spoke up defending it?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Spike Lee gave him shit for it.
From Wiki: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quentin_Tarantino

"I'm telling the truth. It would not be questioned if I was black,
and I resent the question because I'm white. I have the right to
tell the truth. I do not have the right to lie."

Okay, Mister Glowing-Briefcase.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:14, archived)
# I agree with him.
The point was that he was playing a character and that character would say that.

He also plays an awkward character with a black man in his house who wants to say it as though it was natural, but fails to pull it off.

I think it is a well delivered line, but most importantly it is an unimportant line, it is not what the film is about.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:24, archived)
# He can say what he likes, obviously. It's a film.
But the fact remains he can't act worth a shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:44, archived)
# I watched Pulp Fiction the other day and all that dialogue is still cringe enducing.
Also he has a weird face and is a shit actor.

In no universe would a dorky white man call a professional black killer a ngiger to his face and live more than a few seconds.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:18, archived)
#
it's the only line he says that makes you assume he may be a complete psycho and someone to fear.

but yeah, too nerdy looking.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Yes, him being threatening is completely out of character, here's what should have happened.
QT: When you pulled up outside my house, was there a sign that said dead nig

BOOM!

SLJ: Let's go get a burger.
Travolta: Fuckin A.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:28, archived)
# hahaha
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxYHxJahzmU
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:50, archived)
# ok, maybe he's alright
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:55, archived)
# haha
my fave bits "what are you doing, what is this!?!" and when he sips his coffee.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:06, archived)
# I like his hand gestures, like a confused conjurer.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:13, archived)
# IT IS A STORY!
A fucking good story too.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:24, archived)
# kill whitey
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:28, archived)
# black sheep
funny
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:10, archived)
# white horse
rotting
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:19, archived)
# Helter Skelter is finally on!
Charlie Manson was right all along man!

(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 18:39, archived)
# yep
so glad im not the only one who thought that. He's like the kid the other cool kids only let play footy with them because he's the only one with the ball
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 18:12, archived)
# MAGNIFICENT BALLS
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 18:19, archived)
# 8:17?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:16, archived)
# 20:17
Now do you understand...?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:38, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hahahahahahahaha, yes. very clever!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:54, archived)
# Actually, I think it was morning.
I think it was morning.As you were.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:09, archived)
# I knocked this one out for Tims birthday yesterday but forgot to post it because I am slightly retarded...
So happy belated birthday for yesterday Tim Meadows.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:40, archived)
# Yay this is the new smug :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:44, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:07, archived)
# that's a mean picture busting fro
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:46, archived)
# No frame can contain it, no how!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:47, archived)
# you speak Jive!
hang on I'll get the missus! I've been trying to work out what she's been on about for years...
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:50, archived)
# I'm not sure that "help out a little more around the house" is technically Jive speak.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:50, archived)
# ^ This, but with more plasters and nuns
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:08, archived)
# That's some superb shopping-out there
before you stuck that guy on.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha... You make me laugh...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:07, archived)
# I don't believe you
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:09, archived)
# I mean it
Not disparaging what you did. Making it look
like Smuggo was never there must have been tricky.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:10, archived)
# That was actually me :)
The chair is a cheat because I gave up and found a stock photo of the same chair. You can tell because it is at a slightly different angle :)
www.b3ta.com/board/10662428#post10662471

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 18:18, archived)
# Ahhh
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 18:19, archived)
# I have thanked you for the sauce before, but I will do it again...
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:03, archived)
# Fankyew :D
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:40, archived)
# Hahaha!
Top work Wobbly!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:46, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:06, archived)
# rest in hell sweet cosby
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 18:17, archived)
# PK Winsome is about my favorite character of all time.
Except for the stuff Whitehouse and his like have done.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:01, archived)
# What? What's wrong with my jacket Martin?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:33, archived)
# haha funniest looking barracuda I ever saw.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:48, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:24, archived)
# bigger
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:28, archived)
# Oh come on, really?
You're really doing that over 39k? Scrolly longies justify being a bit bigger.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:35, archived)
# People have been known
to split long posts in 8 parts, each of which are 80kb or so. They rarely get flamed for doing so. Me, I'm happier seeing 37k over on an image that's honestly 37k over than someone obviously playing games to make it look like they're under.

But even more, I'm on work broadband and don't really care about filesizes unless they slow the page load absurdly like 3meg GIFs do.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:38, archived)
# I split my one and only fp into bits.
Not to make it look smaller, but to account for the .gifs. The first section alone is 32k too big, and it totalled somewhere around 570k.
Not one fucker mentioned it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:41, archived)
# That's just means you got away with purposely breaking the rules
People like you make me sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:48, archived)
# I posted a thread without a picture the other day and only maiden got slightly shirty with me.
Ever heard the term "double standards"?, well that's basically how society works.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:50, archived)
# is that the thread where everyone asked you what the fuck you were doing and if you were drunk?
looked like more than just Maiden you annoyed
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Chunder asked if I was drunk, He does that. It's our thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:55, archived)
# Ahahaha
That made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 22:24, archived)
# One person told me to piss off. That was me, so that doesn't count.
b3ta.com/board/10681136
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:57, archived)
# So, in conclusion, no. It wasn't that thread. The one you're describing never happened :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:59, archived)
# Wow, give the anarchist a cigarette.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Can I have a lolipop instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:04, archived)
# Please?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:12, archived)
# I can... er...
give you something to lick and suck...

/sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:15, archived)
# Well in fairness if anybody else had done the same thing they would have been called c**t and the lot
so it is a double standard you got away with it due to your username that is all. And you kept deleting your replies to me in order to delete my replies to your replies and then post "are you feeling ok, maiden?" well no I wasn't feeling ok I was annoy at you acting like a dick but hey it's funny lol!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Isn't the point of the site to be funny, or try to be?
I was trying to make people laugh with a big silly fake flounce. I like to think I mainly succeeded, and that it helped the Rdli Hakkis mini-meme take off a bit. I am sorry you became the butt of that one particular part of the joke though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:26, archived)
# Stop being a dick, bro.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:29, archived)
# I said sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:31, archived)
# Funny with pictures you have made on /board funny with links you have found on /links
funny with chat on /talk. It's not about being a board nazi or Bored Nazi it's about people having worked hard on some projects to post on b3ta only to have it pushed off quicker than it should be because someone has decided to start a discussion thread that isn't an announcement from Rob or the mods. It wasn't like it was a slow night anyway and the majority of users were all ready to call you the "c" word then you did your little trick of changing from your comedy account name to this account and suddenly everyone was lol "it's only Mu mucking about"

There was plenty of posts involving pictures over the RIDL HAKKIS thing with to without the fake flounce.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:31, archived)
# Were there that many pictures by that point? It was right after the spawn post.
I had something to type here about double standards, but frankly, it wasn't funny so I won't bother. I'm sorry you didn't like my thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:42, archived)
# I was working on one and few others popped up not long after
the thing is with pictures they have to be sourced, photoshopped and uploaded. All you had to do was comedy account start a new thread.

Listen don't get me wrong I'm not a miserable bitch I like a good laugh but I would have thought you'd have known better all the years you have been on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Oh maiden, that was the point.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:04, archived)
# no I'm doing that over the number of times I had to scroll down
calm down it's only a website
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:42, archived)
# 3,600k tall? Pah, child's play.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:45, archived)
# 3,600,000 pixels tall qould be a bit long!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:55, archived)
# *does the no comments walk of shame
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:49, archived)
# At the rate folks have been laying into you the last few days
Im surprised you even have the NERVE to post here again. SCUM!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:52, archived)
# fuck you man!
*blows raspberry

EDIT: just logged out and saw the comments... pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:54, archived)
# OoooOOOOoooOOOoohhh Clay has Happytoast on ignore
I don't blame you, he's a disgusting troll
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:01, archived)
# oh come on, I only lived under that bridge for a year, give me a break
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:03, archived)
# So it was you who attacked that man in the iron suit :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:05, archived)
# I'm still picking bits of brickwork out of my teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:07, archived)
# You could say that surviving on billy goats has made you a bit
gruff
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:13, archived)
# GRUFF! GEDDIT?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:13, archived)
# Ha. ha. ha.
{;-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:49, archived)
# I can't lie
I think if a poster only comments on your stuff to consistently bait you, you have 2 choices: take the bait or flick ignore.
Saves wallowing in the anal misery. I'd highly recommend it if you just want to come here for a laugh and a bit of light relief like I do

EDIT:
I think I stuck him on ignore not longer after this post:
www.b3ta.com/board/10540440
2nd EDIT:
I notice too that since I logged out and just checked my earlier posts this weekend, he's still at it, persistant bugger, I'll give him that
www.b3ta.com/board/10679903

(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Anal misery, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:06, archived)
# every site has em
24/7 posters who spend their life on the site. losing perspective. I shall say no more
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:09, archived)
# no, do go on
although it's been quite some months since I appeared on the regular/stats page thing, but he wouldn't know that seeing as he has me on ignore and is just posting assumptions about me.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:11, archived)
# *starts rendering a flounce image*
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:45, archived)
# for me or him?
I'm not going anywhere, except when I wander off for a cup of tea or to watch telly
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:08, archived)
# For him.
I'd miss your artwork if you vanished.

Edit: Actually, I've decided I can't be bothered. It's too much work for my current tastes. :)
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:13, archived)
# Oh dear.
Upsets.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:11, archived)
# well you did ask Ellis
starting trouble again I see, unforgiven!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:25, archived)
# I have that DVD, it's a good one- if a bit wincey,
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:10, archived)
# she needed the work
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Things dried up after Treasure Hunt
Including her back passage.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:13, archived)
# hahhahaahahaha too far man, too far
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:14, archived)
# Kenneth Kendle was surprisingly "sprightly" though
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:17, archived)
# I'm not surprised
"Stop the Clock" was a code word between Anneka and Kenneth which meant: "I'm going to be smearing my sweaty minge all over your glasses later, while massaging your grey-haired walnuts, so put the kettle on"
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:20, archived)
# I think I saw Kenneth Kendall's grey haired walnuts supporting Ned's Atomic Dustbin once
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:22, archived)
# Ahhhhhh
Happy days.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:24, archived)
# Anneka Rice, Her Arse is Nice
was their only good track, but they put a lot of energy into their live performances.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:45, archived)
# really?
*ah the edited post explains more, fair enough. Sticking your fingers in your ears when you post massive files is probably the better option than trying to fit in with the faq I suppose.
I do apologise for having dared suggest your art be altered.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Stop upsetting him with your miserable anus.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:08, archived)
# it's a very sad arse, although as he says, remarkably easy to wallow in which is a bonus
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:13, archived)
# Wow - I thought you smelled bad on the *outside*
*escapes minus temperatures*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:14, archived)
# It must really keep the... hippos... happy?
What?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:15, archived)
# There is a another choice.
Don't take it srly, if someone has a go at you, remember the site contains elements of the awkward squad and piss-takes.
So what.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:55, archived)
# trust me I'm a patient man, it does takes some serious trolling before I do it.
I take my ribbing on the chin and deserve it most times. but this very clearly wasn't 'humourous piss taking'. And it had been going on for some time. repeatedly. for reasons only known to himself. 'Click' and the small irritant is gone. when you got the choice, why not exactly? So what? who cares? I'm not his psychiatrist, I don't care

(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 18:09, archived)
# Are you sure it was me? I've never trolled you, or anyone else deliberately. In fact I recall we've had quite good conversations in the past
weird.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:00, archived)
# I've got an easy solution to this
1: Clay, take HappyToast off ignore and stop taking him seriously. Even if he's being serious about things, stop taking him seriously. (Also, if you post a 500k picture, try and optimise it down a bit.) Otherwise, carry on. I never saw that thread with the anti-FP bracket and I've now clicked it because it made me laugh. And I say that as someone who's complained about over-wide posts in the past.


2: HappyToast, you might want to add something in your signature about being easily misunderstood. It might stop people taking you seriously the whole time. Oh...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 22:28, archived)
# pfffft you know your reply
was way past my bedtime and I only got to see it by not logging in.

but seriously I remember once happytoast told me via PM that he thought prodigy69 was turning the board against him after I messaged him to compliment him on a pic, he was even convinced the mods wre against him because he wasn't getting his required level of fps. Gives some insight into his mental state and how needy the little fucker is. Creating conflict in his wake with other posters I've seen, before I clicked ignore and board suddenly got brighter

I've been maintaining a dignified silence to his trolling for a few months (and not just to me) and those links I put up where just a few from a quick search of his comments which follow me around on this site.
www.b3ta.com/board/10682676
but why should anyone care if I put the liitle irritant on ignore? what does it matter to anyone else? and who cares? seriously? and why make excuses for someone who consistenly acts like that, with other posters too?

I think his mistake was trolling someone who cares not a fuck about what I say on teh board or how unpopular it may make me. To me its just a site I go to for some light relief. It's not the linch pin of my life like it's become for him. and his desperate need for validation.

The twit can be needy and troll somewhere else
bit harsh? tough, contrary to all appearances he's a grown up not some precocious delicate teenager

well you did ask! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:59, archived)
# Really? it's lucky I keep my Emails, they read like you are the one suggesting I need more FPs and that the mods are against you after they banned you
"its bizarre how (the mods) choose fps. have you pissed them off recently? I made that mistake once and was banned a while back by gettimg into an arguement with a certain one (I used to be "(name removed to protect identity as you requested)" - keep that one under your hat ;) ) they can be a temperamental bunch.
I've seen a few happytoast classics completely overlooked by them recently, I just wondered if there was a reason behind it?"

I then replied that I had an incredibly lucky run when I first started, but that they are not as prolific now. Not moaning, just commenting on facts.

P69 - we've always had a love hate relationship, I like the fella and love his pictures but can't change the way he often talks about me.

You also talked about other board members and mods, but I won't dredge them up in public as I think that is creating conflict on the board where it isn't required.

And to finish.... I think you'll find it was me who had complimented you on your picture. the one with the gorilla and the shiny hubcaps if memory serves.

Love and hugs, no offence taken, it's easy to missread things.

Happytoast

P.p.p.P.P.S I do apologise if you think I was trolling/nasty to you, I assume it is about file sizes and things. That's not being nasty, that's just my minor autism that thinks the FAQ is there for a reason and that leading by example helps the L platers.

P.P.s.P.S.ppP.S lets not do this online anymore, it's clearly a missunderstanding, gaz me if you want to clear it up. and feel free to delete your reply and therefore this one if you want to behave like adults.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 18:20, archived)
# it is strange
had you not baited me and just accepted I put you on ignore I wouldn't have dragged this up

funny how you don't include your mail replys then? the ones saying how you thought you pissed off the mods too althouh alot more seriously than I suggested it in jest? if you're going to post a pm why not them all? aswell as your own?

and i notice since taking you off ignore you are still keeping it up :this from over the weekend:
www.b3ta.com/board/10679903

the sincere olive branch was offered to you long ago at my puzzlement over your constant baiting, and you chose to ignore it. had it been just one I think its clear it wouldn't have been trolling. But we both know how often you've been doing so lets drop your coy clueless cunt act shall we. Like I said I have no idea why you particilarly do it. I don't care to be honest. I just know I got tired of it and ignored you. Yet still this didn't seem adequate for you. Sorry if I remain unconvinced by the your sudden nice guy approach, I suspect this is because it is now being discussed publically.


and like i said , I care not a fuck about what I say here but It seems you do even censoring what you said now I see. allways with an eye on the audience ;)

given your commnents about how you think prodge is 'turning the board against you". Yep I have the Pms too. funny how you keep saying it's only a website. when to you it clearly isn't. Has it occured to you that to some of us just come here for a bit of light relief? to some of us it's not the linch pin of our existence to post pictures about how depressed you are for constant validation and attention.

don't like it? tough. I think I'm entitled to say something given the silence I've maintained on the subject

turn your computer off go for a walk, take a reality check. you obssessive needy twit

it will do you good.

(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 18:33, archived)
# If you want to leave it up its fine
I'm offering an olive branch because I repeat for the umpteenth time I have never intended any malice.
I don't deny I mention file sizes, it's a hard habit to shake because it's what I was brought up believing when I joined/observed b3ta. But in no way is it meant to annoy/offend/troll. It's almost sub concious and I definitely annoyingly say it to everyone with the same polite and clearly wearing tone.

That link, odd that P69 deleted his reply which called you a cunt more directly. But yes, I stand by that cheeky and rude remark, you were trolling the board with your super wide anti fp thing which came across as very needy ;) You were being cheeky (I believed) so I was cheeky in response.

Again it's not malicious, just b3ta. People get called far worse but it is in jest, or ribbing at worst.

And I'm not denying I'm a sensitive flower at times or that I use b3ta as an outlet, I'm borderline autistic like most people here. B3ta is like moths to a flame for mental artists.

But for all the hilarious cartoon suicide pictures I post I still know its b3ta and the internet, nonsense and emptiness, like shouting at a wall.

right, that's enough friendly rabbiting, I've got to go cook my tea.
gaz me fella and lets sort this out. I think its a case of two very like minded individuals bumping in to each other and being confused by the similarities.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 18:48, archived)
# let me give you an honest reply
I care not a jot. and neither should you. I am a stranger on the internet. flick me on ignore, If you have to as I will with you. like I said I only mentioned all this in response to constant prompting. I have no wish to discuss this anymore than you do. I care not a fuck . If you are sincere and are not just playing to your audience, I suggest you take your own advice, and stop going on about it. Why should you give a flying fuck if I ignore you?

Keep me out of the neediness or any other bollocks you want to play in future. I come here for some light relief. Not to get embroiled with obssesive needy types with issues who have a site on the internet as the axis upon which their world revolves.

good luck with that

(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 18:55, archived)
#
i assumed everyone did
(Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 18:31, archived)
# TL:CBA
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Arf!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:00, archived)
[challenge entry] I really tried not to go down the Star Wars route...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:41, archived)
# haha

(click)
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Oh good grief!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Hahahaha
superb! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Glad you did though!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:03, archived)
# It got into my head and from then on it was inevitable...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:10, archived)
# I'm sorry but this is 0.03kb too big
Please take a few rows of pixels off the bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:40, archived)
# My mistake...


It came up as 100.00kb when I saved it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:46, archived)
# Calm down dear
We've had a nice walk and a cup of cocoa, don't get excited.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:47, archived)
# pfffft
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha...
Asteroids don't concern me Admiral
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 20:33, archived)
# awesome!
he needs to check out that guys high score
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:56, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:02, archived)
# i used to be an adventurer like you

then i started chasing the dragon
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! s-drop take it to the bridge, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:12, archived)
# RIS
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:28, archived)
# ..
youtu.be/6xcwt9mSbYE
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:32, archived)
# I'm familiar with the synthesised opid analgesic
it's the rest of it that I'm rissing about

Is someone going to say something like "Needle to the knee!" in a minute? is that it?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Needle to the knee!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 18:28, archived)
# There's room for a Kill Bill crossover here...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:56, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry...bit of a lame compo entry for thee
(Buntry Cuntkin, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Hehehehe
Nice wordplay, and nice username!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:50, archived)
# why tank
you
(Buntry Cuntkin, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:53, archived)
# He's grooming you
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 13:59, archived)
# If you saw how scruffy and poorly dressed i am, you'd know that i know next to nowt about grooming
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:03, archived)
# He's using old 'crimp and preen'
method of seduction
(Buntry Cuntkin, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:08, archived)
# and some quality lurkin!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:00, archived)
# I've been...
lurking for many many years
(Buntry Cuntkin, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:02, archived)
# he's no isaac mangang though
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:35, archived)
# haha, made me chuckle
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:12, archived)
# Hahaha
A nice companion piece to that Aisle B one :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:53, archived)

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