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(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:28, archived)
# A nasty case of bellybuttoneyetis.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:31, archived)
# does she want to borrow my eyepatch?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:32, archived)
# Mono Mouse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 0:49, archived)
# I see what you did there.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 0:53, archived)
# *tries to stop singing "I'm Popeye the sailor"*
Dear god, what was in that Newky Brown I've just downed??
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sun 12 Feb 2012, 1:01, archived)
# compo
it?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 2:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Raaarrr!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:16, archived)
# it feeds on spare change and bus tickets
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:20, archived)
# Its cousin lives in the tumble drier, and feeds on nothing but socks.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:39, archived)
# That explains a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:45, archived)
# poor fella hasn't had much work since his brief appearance on creepshow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:21, archived)
# TOP TIP:
don't microwave a chocolate muffin at 10.30 at night and eat it. you will feel sick and may not be able to get to sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:35, archived)
# Why would you microwave a chocolate muffin?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:41, archived)
# it was a bit stale
and heating them makes them soft and nyommy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:45, archived)
# haha this is a great way of reviving stale bread
make a nice sarnie preferably with cheese in it somewhere, zap it for a bit and hey presto, it is now miraculously pliable once more
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:06, archived)
# reminds me of my bedsit proto-pizzas
tomato sauce and cheese on a piece of bread, bung it in the microwave. hardly delicious, but good enough when it's the night before payday and you've no real food in.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:09, archived)
# That would freak me out if it emerged on the end of my finger whilst hunting for some change
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:26, archived)
# Stops pick pockets though.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:45, archived)
# Fishing hooks have always been good for pickpockets
You don't know anything has happened until you hear sudden screams of pain behind you
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:53, archived)
# well fuck me
tis a wee pocket fuck
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:28, archived)
# ONTOTHENEXTONE


(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:45, archived)
# All of the cute will be absorbed by it being a monkey
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:47, archived)
# 2 scary compos in a row.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:03, archived)
# In ur pocketz, eating ur ballz.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 0:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:25, archived)
# nipples like dinner plates.
(Testicles just for you, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:28, archived)
# I could eat a whore's.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:35, archived)
#
(1.618..., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:12, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:13, archived)
# what do you mean, goes?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:16, archived)
# gwent
(1.618..., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:25, archived)
# what? i'm not even welsh!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:32, archived)
#
www.goes.nl/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 1:16, archived)
# Also the editor, publisher, machine operators, and delivery crew... o___o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:25, archived)
# And this is news?
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:38, archived)
# Hahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:54, archived)
# Why do I always get my news first from b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:23, archived)
# that girl needs a back brace
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:30, archived)
# Sexy tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:30, archived)
# Freebase is a lucky guy.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:45, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:55, archived)
# Hook me up!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:00, archived)
# i want to put my willy in her
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:23, archived)
# More of this.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:55, archived)
# I'm aware there is writing
but I just can't read it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:06, archived)
# *nose bleeds*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:00, archived)
# Need more habit
(User #86772, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:31, archived)
# she's got a habit of waggling her naked bazooms
isn't that enough?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:32, archived)
# cansa nips
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:34, archived)
# I think someone must have pushed her and the sheers physics of motion has kept her like this for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:36, archived)
# She's powering Japan right now..................(since the big meltdown)...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:40, archived)
# the red part: fucked now
the magenta part: fucked later
the green part: not optimistic
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:16, archived)
# Way to put your country at ease;
Wear protective head gear while reading the news and talk about the devastation.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:30, archived)
# yup
this is an atomic image alright
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:28, archived)
# Feel the radiation.
....................It's so nice.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:02, archived)
# newton's nipples
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:41, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:43, archived)
# Nice nips.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:37, archived)
# anyone fancying 2 pints of milk right about now?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:43, archived)
# 2 jugs.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:46, archived)
# well, I say!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:17, archived)
# Look at him go!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:21, archived)
# YaY boobes
(herman:D, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:49, archived)
# Windy round there isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:52, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:07, archived)
# They need to put these at railroad crossings
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:43, archived)
# Whoa...good plan!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:01, archived)
# *considers making GIF of fox character... probably shouldn't, won't, can't, etc.*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:27, archived)
# should, will, can
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 0:42, archived)
# Silly girl forgot her pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 0:27, archived)
# Yeah baby! Do that thang!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 0:43, archived)
# Substantial.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 0:51, archived)
# Poetry in motion.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 0:57, archived)
# Has no-one said this yet?
wood
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 1:04, archived)
# *superposes your eigenstates*
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:51, archived)
# Hahaha
'feels guilty'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:53, archived)
# I think Maru is dead :(
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:53, archived)
# Not in this leg of the Trousers of Time
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:56, archived)
#
Maru isn't dead!
(Fly Projector, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 1:20, archived)
# Damn it Schrödinger you're not suppose to observe the experiment
Mr Fluffikins and the others might still be alive if you hadn't checked! ;)

Hehe :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:55, archived)
# But on the other hand... the ones that are alive, could now be considered dead..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:14, archived)
# True but Schrödinger did invent the first Zombie Cat Machine
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:16, archived)
# I heard Volvo infringed the patent on that..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:20, archived)
# love the bit on the big bang theory
where penny says they didn't need to open the box to know it was full of all kinds of dead cat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:55, archived)
# Amy Farrah Fowler was Blossom...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:12, archived)
# never really liked blossom
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:31, archived)
# *collapses*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:57, archived)
# as a survivor of the Holocaust, I find this arousing
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:57, archived)
# I like this a great deal.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:08, archived)
# Pfft, not Mr fluffkins!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:10, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:38, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:51, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:56, archived)
# Woah, first FP!
See you again in 2018 at the current rate!

I'm glad I didn't go with my original idea which was a long drawn out pile of crap with Schrödinger working for Hitler. You can guess how bad it would have been.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:17, archived)
# Good shit, Well done.
That is all.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:43, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 0:57, archived)
# Keyboard?
What a lovely name for a cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 1:24, archived)
# Longcat is no longer?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 4:26, archived)
# pic related

(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Fergies master plan revealed
(Hammy1801 may have scabies!, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:30, archived)
# is this toap about kickball
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:44, archived)
# This^
www.b3ta.com/board/10688395
(herman:D, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:47, archived)
# you'd think i'd have an opinion on this
but no
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:45, archived)
# my opinion is that he should have used a different font
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:47, archived)
# *something about the skin colour of the guy on the left*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:49, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:52, archived)
# i couldn't possibly comment
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:50, archived)
# they're a cute couple, i bet the old man is the submissive one
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:47, archived)
# hah
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:48, archived)
# THIS ^^^
...... is true
(EddieRobbo, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:02, archived)
# lol, cricket
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:06, archived)
# The picture of the day
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:30, archived)
# 'av y'got four candles?
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:35, archived)
# He is again viewing all time her ass
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sexually_active_popes
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:35, archived)
# Pope Innocent VIII
Not so fucking Innocent
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:40, archived)
# he seems uninterested, probably eyeing up some spicy eight year old
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:36, archived)
# not "probably", it's a fact, but I cut the image so that it fits in a width of 400 pixel
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:40, archived)
# oh yes, he fucks kids, it's common knowledge
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:41, archived)
# Now here is the uncut version
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:50, archived)
# you could've used some sexier kids
:/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:08, archived)
# And here was me worried about the seams
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:22, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:45, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:51, archived)
# Instant Pope!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:55, archived)
# :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:15, archived)
# "Off I must bugger!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:57, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:00, archived)
# Yay
Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:01, archived)
# fly, fly, that there Dagobah guy
rode his pouffe to the buffet for some ulster fry
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:01, archived)
# WEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......
Off to buy some mister sheen I am, to the shops I must go....

theinvisablemanatb3ta.googlepages.com/obivacsound.swf
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:02, archived)
# Looks like Yoda is a getting annoyed as he's trying to watch the football.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:16, archived)
# The goal you made me miss....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:18, archived)
# Off to t'pub I am!
Yorkshire Yoda
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:20, archived)
# Yorkshire Yoda! enjoy your pint of gravy with one of them there post cocktail pies on a stick ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:22, archived)
# Askew the wheel has come from't trundle arm, Hmmmm... Trouble at t'mill there is!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:26, archived)
# Send Obiwan to giv em a reet good kicking an all we must...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:32, archived)
# Always two cleaners there are
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:09, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:12, archived)
# Lovely work on the top of that chair/plinth/ roomba/whateverhtefuckitis
Love your anims, Maiden :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:03, archived)
# Thank you :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:11, archived)
# Top motion blurrage!
Mind if I ask how it was done?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:04, archived)
# The motion blur?
or the animation?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:11, archived)
# Both, tis very smooth movement
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:33, archived)
# The Motion Blur is just Photoshop's Motion Blur filter from the Blur filters
I gave more motion blur to the frames as Yoda moves closer and past the 'camera'

As far as the animation: On take off just 2 frames the start potion and the end position and then used Photoshops tween function on the Animation Bar to add the inbe'tween' frames.

The flying toward us was done by duplicating the Yoda layer and with Free Transform moving the anchor point off into the perspective behind Yoda that would describe the path he was flying (Imagine a straight line from the anchor point, through Yoda and off to where you want him to fly)

Then while the Free Transform was still active scaled Yoda to 110% - Because the anchor point was behind him in the distance this has the effect of pushing him forward.

Then I duplicated this layer and this time applied Ctrl+Shift+T (Cmd+Shift+T) to apply the same transform again, and keep duplicating this layer and Ctrl+Shift+T each time will give the impression Yoda is coming towards us.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:41, archived)
# I must get more up to date with my software, I didn't even know what Photoshop HAD an animation bar :(
Top work though missus!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:47, archived)
# If you are on the earlier version of Photoshop with ImageReady then it's the animation bar in ImageReady
ImageReady got merged with Photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:50, archived)
# he's off to his next client


(also I'm listening to tardtastic's Balls, reet noo)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:07, archived)
# MMMMMMMmmmmm good relations with the Wookies he has....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:12, archived)
# he doesn't do wookies, not since the gangfuck on Tatooine
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:14, archived)
# That's still talked about in the outer rim...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:17, archived)
# I find your lack of lube disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:18, archived)
# Lube matters not..... use force you must, just use mooooore force....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:21, archived)
# BRACE FOR IMPACT(ED) FEACES
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:24, archived)
# Prepare for ramming speed.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:27, archived)
# swamp slut
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:19, archived)
# in 3D
with Jurgen Prochnow as Ishamel Banyun
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:20, archived)
# Back to the swamp he goes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:15, archived)
# Hahah :D I must bugger
(herman:D, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:38, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:40, archived)
# Hahaha! :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:50, archived)
# i like, great animating
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:56, archived)
# Heheheh.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:13, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:35, archived)
# FUCKIN VOODOO MAGIC, MAN


(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:47, archived)
# w00h00
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:43, archived)
# Have a woo
while I have a pee
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:57, archived)
# Yay! :D Schrödinger's other cat.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:59, archived)
# Arrgghhh cannot compute this
Seeks bottle to find sense ;)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:56, archived)
# For the filthy thread deleter.


(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:09, archived)
# pfff
mmmm, lemsip and bath time!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:11, archived)
# I'd just use a bath bomb!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:12, archived)
# that was lush!
first bubble bath i've had in ages! used loads of my sister's lovely hot butter fudge bubble bath. the bathroom now smells of toffee with slight overtones of amber leaf
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:58, archived)
# Why would you not want Yoda?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:13, archived)
# Yoda, you would want not?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:14, archived)
# Have you ever seen him paying for his share of the takeaway?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:14, archived)
# Take or Take not, there is no Takeaway!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:15, archived)
# Well take is:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:16, archived)
# because :)
(herman:D, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:21, archived)
# Aww did I missed a fail thread?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:15, archived)
# posting of a 4chan toap.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:15, archived)
# Why are we getting 4chan reposters on b3ta lately the last one kicked off the whole 'Dave' business.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:17, archived)
# Jedi's loved their cleaning...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:15, archived)
# Trivial pursuit chairs?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:17, archived)
# But is it called pie or is it called cheese?
Use the force you must while you vacuum please....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:22, archived)
# it's a wedge, it says so in the game's instructions
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:26, archived)
# Red two, come in red two...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:31, archived)
# nice shooting wedge
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:38, archived)
# It is, I fucking love shooting at him ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:42, archived)
# I think Yoda's sitting on a giant Roomba.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:33, archived)
# That made me do a massive lol
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:40, archived)
# It made me do a search on google!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:55, archived)
# O_o
exist such things?!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:20, archived)
# Boo! Thread deletion.
Nearly as bad as not posting a picture right??
I AM SO DEAD.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:07, archived)
# LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:09, archived)
# Pretty much.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:09, archived)
#


Click for bigger (175 kb)
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:12, archived)
# I even dedicated my FB tattyshop one I did this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:10, archived)
# Tiny ham!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:11, archived)
# From Micro pigs


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:12, archived)
[challenge entry] here is a picture
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:16, archived)
# FAKE!
Needs more nuns and bears
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:19, archived)
# My second to nun picture is a bit shit so have a bear.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:23, archived)
# Yay, a "Hello Hitler". :D
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:21, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:26, archived)
# Heil Kitty
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(herman:D, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:25, archived)
# This reminds me of a kid I went to school with
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:27, archived)
# b&

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:40, archived)
# The Belgian Health & Safety Executive's remake of The Matrix was rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:05, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Yabba Dabba Don't
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:10, archived)
# Well, I'd go with Betty, but I'd be thinking of Wilma.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:12, archived)
# I'd go with Wilma but I'd be thinking of Betty.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:13, archived)
# I'd go with Dino while those two watch
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:14, archived)
# Fucking filthy furr-... scaly.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:15, archived)
# Dinosaurs might have been furry, we just don't know because it wasn't preserved. As a dinosaur expert you should know this Mu.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:17, archived)
# Mmmm feathery yiff yiffs
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:20, archived)
#
Everything's a rock
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:20, archived)
# I haven't seen that episode of Red Dwarf:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:30, archived)
# hang your head in shame!
interestingly, in the book, this conversation occurs whilst they are both recovering
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:55, archived)
#
Betty Barney
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:14, archived)
# she'd never leave Fred and we know it
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:20, archived)
#

That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:13, archived)
# fuck, that's a betty boo alright
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:16, archived)
# fuck, my sister just phoned me
after taking the kids home. seems they were just turning out of the street and crashed into another car. it was very minor, nobody's hurt, but i almost shat when she told me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:24, archived)
# are the twins OK?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:58, archived)
# yes, it was just a little prang
a bit of scraped paint, that's all.

just let one rip after eating mushy peas for tea, the dog is now growling at my arse
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:06, archived)
# Real eyes and mouth...
Is it her birthday?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:31, archived)
# This^ Hahahahaahah
www.b3ta.com/board/10614411
(herman:D, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:43, archived)
# Yeah, still would.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:45, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10660927
(herman:D, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:54, archived)
# THE FLINTSTONES REBOOT:
Ahmish community sets sail on a boat, shipwrecks on Jurassic Park Island and set up home. Enslave dinosaurs, become 'modern stoneage'
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:46, archived)
#
This sounds all too plausible :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:50, archived)
# i'd be up for that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:00, archived)
# they make excellent chillums those things
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:52, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:10, archived)
# Not Blek... something much worse...


Click for bigger (179 kb)
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:10, archived)
# A massive cock!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:11, archived)
# donde esta la biblioteca, pedro?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:11, archived)
# No me conoce. Nunca he puesto los ojos en la cebolla, cerdo paganos!
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:15, archived)
# don't look at me, i was just quoting dodgeball!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:18, archived)
# What a relief.
I thought I was getting dragged in to some high-level discussion, but in Spanish.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:20, archived)
# i can ask for food, booze and coffee
but that's about it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:23, archived)
# Quiero una hamburguesa, por favor
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:28, archived)
# Also:
creo que tu madre es un pulpo
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:31, archived)
# what? my mother is a saint!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:35, archived)
# She can be a saintly octopus, I have no problems with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:37, archived)
# octopus is extremely tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:40, archived)
# ¿Crees que tu madre es muy sabroso?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:41, archived)
# que?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:54, archived)
# ...
es está
sabroso sabrosa
</pedante>
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:13, archived)
# Isn't every mother a saintly octopus?
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:40, archived)
# Your mother is certainly extremely tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:50, archived)
# Hahaha
(I think I've spotted Henry: www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-16959950)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:00, archived)
# He pops up almost as often as Goatse
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:08, archived)
# I love how the police now feel the need to warn people about the dangers of slippery ice.

In other news: the police warn people about drinking tea. It might be hot.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:15, archived)
# Ah, but cold tea isn't hot.
Besides, people should be warned about drinking tea anyway, for it is the outpourings from the bladder of Beelzebub himself!
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:09, archived)
# HENRY LIVES!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:16, archived)
# BLEK!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:24, archived)
# she's about to be Blekked
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:30, archived)
# DIABOLIK
3 hairs each!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:29, archived)
# It's such a simple rule, so easy to abide by.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:15, archived)
# The B3ta Art Auction 2012 starts here

Good afternoon ladles and jellyspoons it is my great burden to announce the kicking off of the Great B3ta Art Auction #2 which
will take place at this years London Bash. For those that missed last year we basically got a load of B3ta artists to donate artwork
which people threw money at both at the Bash itself and also via the amazing technology of Gaz Mail bidding.
We'll be doing the same again this year with all money going to The Cats Survival Trust for the continued upkeep of
Nina the B3ta Snow Leopard and all her fuzzy friends.

CONTRIBUTE
The more art we have to auction off the merrier so if you would like to contribute something (digital/real 2d/3d)
please get in touch with me and I'll explain what's involved.
ALSO - IF YOU OWN A PRINT FIRM (ideally in London) WHO CAN TURN DIGITAL SUBMISSIONS IN TO ACTUAL PRINTS
THAT WOULD BE FUCKING ACE AND AS GOOD AS DONATING AN ORIGINAL GLASS COCK TROPHY

REQUEST
If you have a request for something B3taish you've always wanted to own (a print of one of P69's toothy beasties
an original JJ strip one of Clay's masks a terrifying atomic nazi sex picture a stunning mofaha filtad print or some of
Moggy's finger blood) please suggest it as a reply and maybe Jim'll fix it.

To avoid over spamming the board this thread will update as the time progresses/art gets added so bookmark it and pop back every now and then to see what's on offer.

Chee-arse.

UPDATE!
First tentative donations (not set in stone yet printers can let people down you know!)
1. Some of the amazing poster work from the lovely Wildyles
2. Some of the exquisitely crafted sculptures from Clay
3. A Furtive emblazoned blanket YES A B3TA BLANKET!! from Smash Monkey
4. A pervy picture from Paul P
5. Some Prodigy69 stuff - requests taken
6. Something from Sundae Lunch - requests taken
7. Some Jahled prints
8. Some crap from me - requests taken
9. some pixels from Mu
10.a beautiful painting by Cockweasle
11.something from Drimble
12.Dixon's Pance!
13.An Andrew McDavies by Thor
14.Twisted Omentum Arts
15.Captain Howdy draws
16.Nina prints
17.Possibly your dinner cooked by a proper chef!
18.Eclectech arts
19.Sexy CG lady prints from Taters
20.manic arts
21.A dotmund commission
22.EMV Sock monkeys!
23.A Willmot draw
24.An Eagle in your mind canvas
25.A Rev Jesse painting
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:33, archived)
# Filtad? FILTAAAAD???????
Hahah but thanks for the mention. We're going to Philly in a few minutes but I'll be in touch later about contributing :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:38, archived)
# plenty of time fella, cheers
have fun in the soft cheese
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:39, archived)
# I'm sure he mean 'rendered', but it was a typo
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:40, archived)
# Haha!
Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:03, archived)
# I'd like one of your finest jellyspoons!
I've a load of oak framed Nina prints and sorting out some more stuff. I may (as he owe me big time) be able to get one of Gordan Ramsey's chefs to come round to someone's house (if they're in London) and cook for them.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:38, archived)
# well, i've got some "art"
but it's modelling clay hedgehogs and a rther lovely paint-by-numbers tiger. i could probably knock up a furtive blanket, i suppose
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:39, archived)
# a blanket?! that'd be awesome :D
hand made b3ta pillow cases too!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:41, archived)
# it'll be a knitted patchwork blanket in black and white
and, as it's knitted, pillowcases wouldn't be a good idea
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:42, archived)
# I'm game, but not entirely sure what to offer in the way of artwork.
What kind of things were up for grabs, last year?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:41, archived)
# here's last years
www.b3ta.com/board/archive/39603/
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:44, archived)
# Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:50, archived)
# A bid of THIRTY QUID for a CDC? :O
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:45, archived)
# it was the first one ever drawn by rob at primary school
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:47, archived)
# I was 25 before I drew my first penis.
trufax :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:54, archived)
# did you trace it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:09, archived)
# Ah cool
I'm up for getting some prints done if you want
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:50, archived)
# Even though the prospect
of getting no bids is terrifying, I have a couple of prints framed up ready and can probably do the same with any of my stuff by request.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:55, archived)
# i'm pretty damn sure you'll get plenty of bids
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:01, archived)
# I'm going with the theory
that the frames are worth a couple of quid at least!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:05, archived)
# arf!
i'm just wondering who'd want a double bed-sized wooly blanket with a bear on it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:07, archived)
# In these days of everything
seeming to be coming from the same factory in China, then I think a lot of people would like something unique like that. Including me.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:15, archived)
# i'm hoping to post a pic soon of my most recent one, but the person it's for is a b3tan
and hasn't bothered to come get it yet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:20, archived)
# I'm just wondering who WOULDN'T want a double bed-sized wooly blanket with a bear on it!
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:00, archived)
# bill bailey's looking surprised there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:06, archived)
# The tea and coffee making faciAAAAAAGHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:13, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:15, archived)
# Best part of surprise buttsex is the surprise.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:17, archived)
# well, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:31, archived)
# I'll donate an arty fallen angel pic print (not framed)
it's 12 x 18 inches

Linked due to bewbs

it's here www.flickr.com/photos/paul_powers/5641897340/in/photostream

Where do I send it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:59, archived)
# That's all the kinds of lovely:O
If we do what we did last year then once the person has paid to the CST paypal account you just send it to the winner.
I was blown away last year, some lots went into the hundreds of squids!
The advantage is we have some rich.famous lurkers. :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:04, archived)
# you'd need to get Terry to actually set up Paypal first
last year we wrote cheques/dropped the cash off ourselves
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:05, archived)
# Ah!
Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaames!!!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:06, archived)
# I C
no worries I'll tube it up and wait
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:10, archived)
# Can we set up some sort of justgiving account?
Then it can be gift-aided as well (although you might already have something in the pipeline).
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:10, archived)
# fuck, that's good
but if i bid on it, i'd look a bit lezzy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:13, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:15, archived)
# also, i'm very sure it'll be out of my price range in no time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:25, archived)
# I'm doing a what now?


whoever is doing this let me know wtf I've to do in a gaz..ta

potato people, teef, sock, whatever...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:13, archived)
# Just picked some random but well known B3ta arts out of the air that I know people would like to own.
it's not an actual demand/bribe/threat/request, but we'd love to have you onboard if it's in any way possible.

*EDIT - Cheers chap, gaz me with whatever you can offer, that as a print, even as a digital file for the winner to print would be fucking awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:16, archived)
# ok cool


*wanders off*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:23, archived)
# I would personally put an opening bid in of £40 for a Proj original!:D
(£50 if it was a sock Nina cat). TBH I think I'd be out bid though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:19, archived)
# I'll knock up something with some pixels in it, if you like.
I'd imagine it would need to be properly printed though, I'd have no idea how to get that sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:20, archived)
# What ^he said
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:25, archived)
# Leave the printing to me if you want
I can sort that
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:31, archived)
# I've added a thing in the description. If we can get a service for all the artists who can only supply digital that would be ace
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:33, archived)
# Just for the thing above, I'll take requests.
Not that there'll be any, but still, willingness.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:40, archived)
# Awesome, what kinda sizes we looking at?
I can do big AND small.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:33, archived)
# I've heard that:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:34, archived)
# but mostly small, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:36, archived)
# No more dragons for you missy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:38, archived)
# hahahaha
small, as in exquisite jewelled eggs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Given I should imagine it will end up on someone's wall
A4, 15" x 10" something like that
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:41, archived)
# I can do A4, what resolution?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:42, archived)
# 300Dpi A4 is good
it's decent quality on A4 and doable on A3
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:32, archived)
# shit, i better get started on Passport applications. I just have to have a Pervy Pic of Paul P :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:35, archived)
# You will be able to bid via Gaz, so add the cost of airfare to your highest bid ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:39, archived)
# it's linked up there
but I also have this img847.imageshack.us/img847/7015/dsc02352j.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:40, archived)
# Nicely!

I wonder if anyone would be interested in a print of a photo I did?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:40, archived)
# Have you been scanning your cock again?:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:47, archived)
# Don't be silly
He said a photograph of his penis
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:49, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ofl_UP3apM
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:03, archived)
# For the highest bidder!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:16, archived)
# i have no arts so have these :D
(herman:D, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:53, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:53, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:19, archived)
# I'll throw in a pair of Red Y fronts.
Unused, if preferred
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:58, archived)
# Dibs on those
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:31, archived)
# i shall do something and let you know when it's done
so put me down for something.

expect it to be andrew mcdavies based.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:14, archived)
# apologies - have just seen this
any art I have ever done - take it auction it get a price
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:18, archived)
# cor, if I wasn't shit I'd give you something
and a picture

arf

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:03, archived)
# I have a 30 x 20 inch printed poster of a scribbled highland cow...
... on a photo landscape. Ordered one, got two. Happy to donate that*. Happy to take a request or two as well if it's of use - have a fair amount printable quality.

*it strikes me that I will need to find it, but I'm sure it didn't get chucked out, so should manage that before May
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:05, archived)
# I'll be watching/lurking
Last year I won a splendid piccy from The Magic of Chutney: www.reflected-loaf.co.uk/053.htm

It was wonderfully printed, framed and signed by the fella herself. Every time I look at it I smile.

So come on good people, supply the arts and if you're rubbish at doing them just bid to win something.

I'll be hiding in your kitchen cupboard watching the auction.
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 12:39, archived)
# I have some art, if you'd like some from me
I have material from the Star Wars Photoshopping Project and The M*A*S*H 4007 collection prepared for print, or will happily donate an item off my wall:
www.bloggerheads.com/star_wars/
www.bloggerheads.com/photoshopping/photoshopping_4007.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 21:40, archived)
# Hey Toasty
For those who live miles and miles away, can we join in?

Id like to bid/donate but cant make it to the bash as im on the other side of the world.
(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Mon 13 Feb 2012, 6:06, archived)
# yes fella, I'll be handling gaz mail bids, same as last year :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 7:59, archived)
# Thanks
Ill save me pennies.
(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 1:35, archived)
# I will donate something.
I have no idea what yet. I may actually say I will do a specially commissioned drawing for the highest bidder, how bout that?
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:23, archived)
# I already mentioned it to RG
but I'll bring along a couple of sock monkeys again and probably some other bits I found in an old cupboard
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:54, archived)
# I draw pictures.
e.g.

I'm not a big name round these parts so not sure there'd be a market, but someone could have one if they want.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:22, archived)
#

Deri Air stewardess Shelly Beech (the blonde on left, will include bag with accessories - will update this picture when she's finished - - in 2-5 days )
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:57, archived)
# This year I may hold off on the arts
and go for Dixon's Pance.

I am still waiting on a prize from last year *sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:31, archived)
# what never turned up from who?
lost in transit?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:34, archived)
# I have recently started a thing where I put some of my stuffs on canvases.
So I'll happily chuck one of them in for the cause. I haven't decided who it is or what size (A1 or A2, I'd have thought) yet, but I'll let you know as and when.

One of the ones like this and that and what have you.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:18, archived)
# If you can lean on Wildyles...
A poster of the periodic sweetshop would be high on the desirable list...
i know I could just buy it off the website, but that would be too much like hard work!
(oh, and if he was doing cards of venn diagrams for Bears, posters of movies etc etc I'd be bidding!)

EDIT: and how about some of the talented bastards like your goodself Mr Toast offering to do a portrait in your characteristic style?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:26, archived)
# I will indeed be doing portraits at the event :)
and I shall make sure Wildyles sees this request

ta
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 20:11, archived)
# Ah I have one of them printed at A2 somewhere in a tube will fish it out!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 20:24, archived)
# Right in the nuts:)
(herman:D, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:08, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:12, archived)
# hoof!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:12, archived)
# New balls please
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:14, archived)
# a nad launch is always funny
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:18, archived)
# :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:26, archived)
# .. and right in to space.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:43, archived)
# Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:31, archived)
# Hahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:21, archived)
# How to dump your GF this Feb 14th
(Dread Pirate Roberts, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 15:50, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 15:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 15:55, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Hahah
(herman:D, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:04, archived)
# i think i'd be relieved
look at the misery on his chops
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:44, archived)
# Slow board today. Saw the still on Graham Norton - had to.


Click for full
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 15:44, archived)
# Every time I try to 'like' something, the internet grinds to a halt for 30 seconds before I get a bad gateway message
If everyone else is experiencing the same, that may be why not much is happening here
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:03, archived)
# Same here
just swap the word 'internet' for 'world'. :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Strangely, swapping the word 'jelly' for 'www' in the address bar seems to have resolved the issue O_o
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:07, archived)
# still visiting sluts.com then?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Hang on ... how is it that that's not a real site???
*buys domain*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:13, archived)
# It's taken:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:19, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10660939
(herman:D, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:12, archived)
# That's a long link journey!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:24, archived)
# Working fine for me, I don't know if it is the same sort of problem as I had the other day...
www.b3ta.com/board/10686818

But doing this sorted it out straight away,

www.b3ta.com/board/10686849
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:29, archived)
# Sorry but I couldn't read
this post without seeing this.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Pfft!
Oh hai, fellow newsletter includee
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 13:18, archived)
# Bash is on the 26th May though. :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 13:20, archived)
# That Rob!
He's such an internet cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 13:25, archived)
# Actually it was my fault
I don't know how, when I created the page it was 26th and somehow it got changed to 25th.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 13:31, archived)
# srs bznss
you obv ill equipeed to comment
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 13:36, archived)
# was that the calendar?
did that to me, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 13:38, archived)
# You fucking cunt.
I'm never trusting you again.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Aaaaw. You used to trustme, fool:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 14:14, archived)
# I was young, naiive.
You were dashing, and handsome. What's a girl to do?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 14:15, archived)
# Well you did need the money.
You London Bashing this year?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 14:20, archived)
# I sincerely hope so, yes - I don't have any obligations that should prevent me.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 14:36, archived)
# and you need the money:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 14:40, archived)
# ... and I need the money, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 14:46, archived)
# What kind of fucktard
posts an image, then takes no action when more than 10 people point out it's redexing for them?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Maybe they were redex puppies.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 13:32, archived)
# Good job they were
Seemed suspiciously like RealPhotoTime for a moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 13:40, archived)
# boxerdog ;D
(herman:D, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 13:37, archived)
# hahaha
EDIT: I'm not a dog person. I do like boarder collies, English bull terriers and for some unknown reason dachshund, I think it's because they seem to take with such good grace what the fuckhead breeders did with their genes.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 13:50, archived)
# hahaha
and congrats on the towers ad Herman w/y/h :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 15:26, archived)
[challenge entry] deep down, I think we always suspected


The destroy your childhood version
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:04, archived)
# I was just looking for my rubber ducky, right Bert?
EDIT: Unexpected addition of new last frame is new and unexpected.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:08, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:32, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Oh Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 15:01, archived)
# NASTY
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:36, archived)
# it's fine! i've had my tea already
and it didn't look like this! everything's OK :) move along!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:36, archived)
# Holy Shit
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:35, archived)
# Why is Ernie's head on Fozzie Bear's body?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:10, archived)
# thay're into roleplaying
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:10, archived)
# =]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:20, archived)
# Also...
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:21, archived)
# haha mental
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:22, archived)
# Classic
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 13:36, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:23, archived)
# Classic
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:24, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha total B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:24, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:26, archived)
# is anyone else upset that sesame street is now sesame's tree?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:27, archived)
# What the fuck? Why is it called 'Sesame Tree' but written on a fucking street sign. That's retarded.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:29, archived)
# Ahh, it's made in Ireland.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sesame_Tree
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:29, archived)
# Please delete that
Now it looks like I got my information from there! I didn't, I didn't...
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:32, archived)
# No, you got it from watching endless children's television in an attempt to learn to think like your victims.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:38, archived)
# Ireland not quite the same as N.Ireland...
Of course it is in a Tree. It is a British version, so cheaper. One tree costs less than a whole street.
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:35, archived)
# But why have the name of the program on an American street sign even though it's not about a street any more and it's in Ireland?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:38, archived)
# The island of Ireland is not the same as the Republic of Ireland.
I heard that one of them has a teashop.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 13:35, archived)
# I don't think it 'is now' Sesame Tree!
It is just a version of sesame street for the bbc made in N.Ireland.
Don't panic! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:31, archived)
# it's just totally headwrong
and makes the irish look foolish and exclusionist.
possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:34, archived)
# Yes, it's produced by Belfast-based production company Sixteen South and Sesame Workshop.
The first episode aired on BBC Two in Northern Ireland on 5 April 2008 with the first series subsequently airing nationwide on CBeebies in August 2008.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:35, archived)
# I also believe the title music for the programme was composed by Northern Ireland artist Duke Special
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:37, archived)
# is special a name or a description?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:38, archived)
# Didn't even know it existed.
A quick check reveals the truth of it.
Most peculiar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:32, archived)
# very
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:36, archived)
# class :D
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:30, archived)
# Hahaha:DD
Lovethisone:D
(herman:D, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:33, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:32, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=InZNBcJTmWs
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Wow B3ta is up and down more than Katie Price on her next ex-husband!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 11:27, archived)
# up and down like a bride's nightie
T.J: I HAVE JUST FED DUCKS. WHAT ARE YOU DOING TODAY, WEEKEND PEOPLE?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 11:47, archived)
# Yay for you being nice to ducks
I bet they quacked happily :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 11:48, archived)
# there were ducks, mallards, seagulls, pigeons, moorhens and barnacle geese
they may have been happy, but the noise was atrocious!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 11:49, archived)
# Yays
B3ta is working again!

Working today.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 11:48, archived)
# i've got the twins till 8
i'm already knackered
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 11:51, archived)
# You got the twins until they're 8?
Crivens.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 13:38, archived)
# I am going to the pub to watch the football
and then later going to Oxford Street to Hamleys.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 11:51, archived)
# Dead zombie footy would be vastly superior!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 11:54, archived)
# pfft! football
Awright mush?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 11:54, archived)
# i think i'd actually rather watch football than this shite
cbeebies all bloody day :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 11:55, archived)
# If you two don't start behaving Auntie Smashie is going to make you want 2 Girls 1 Cup again!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 11:57, archived)
# i won't watch that myelf
they're playing with my new eyepatch right now and waiting for the icing on the chocolate cupcakes to set
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 11:59, archived)
# Yay for eyepatches
Do you have a variety, with an extra one "for best"?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:04, archived)
# i've got a couple
but they're ones that the hospital has given me and they're a bit lacking in comfort and effectiveness just saw this one in the chemist for £1.20 and it's perfect
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:08, archived)
# Yes indeedy
The most comfortable is the cheapest. Could be said for many things in life.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 13:42, archived)
# I've had a fried egg in a muffin and a HUGE mug of tea
There's no telling where I'll end up!
Probably rugby
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 11:53, archived)
# oooo, i had a fried egg and coffee
it tasted a bit odd, i fried it in sesame oil
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 11:56, archived)
# And the egg?
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 14:20, archived)
# I'm going to have a venison roll for lunch!\:D/
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 11:58, archived)
# sushi here
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:00, archived)
# Strips of turkey fried up in Mexican spices with red onion, courgette, tomatoes & peppers
All wrapped up in, you know, a wrap.
I miss Dave the Facts.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:03, archived)
# i can't eat wraps
but that sounds worth the gut ache
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:05, archived)
# I had one yesterday too.
I cheated a bit and used a packet of spices from Old El Taco but it was surprisingly good & spicy.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:12, archived)
# those kits aren't too bad
i've gone off on one a bit with the spicy stuff ever since i discovered that home bargains sells habanero sauce :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:17, archived)
# Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:19, archived)
# i can go through a bottle of that stuff in a week
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:37, archived)
# I could (and have) live off sushi.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:04, archived)
# i could too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:06, archived)
# Making some gifs :D
(herman:D, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:04, archived)
# so i see!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:08, archived)
# The footingballs for me, then going to read the "Fear Itself" graphic novel that just arrived.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:10, archived)
# sounds very manly
my day is disgustingly feminine, involving childcare and cupcakes.
the eyepatch gives it a slight piratey tinge, though, but no like geena davis, she was a shit pirate
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Attack of The Baking Pirate!
Have fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:18, archived)
# i bought the cupcakes today
as i'm in an unfamiliar kitchen
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:23, archived)
# Just tell the kids you slit the gizzard of the man that baked them, and took them as plundered booty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:37, archived)
# would if i could
but they chose them from the shop.
also, at three and a half, i think they'd have trouble with the word gizzard and possibly plundered booty, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:41, archived)
# I'm going to Euston to sell an EF135L unless anyone here wants it
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:11, archived)
# wrap up well
it's bitterly cold out today, especially in the wind
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:14, archived)
# Isn't it
I am Captain thermals today, socks to vest
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:20, archived)
# i'm ill
last night i was leaning against the radiator, which was on full blast. i was wearing pyjamas, slippers, a fur robe and a hat, but my hands and feet were still like blocks of ice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:25, archived)
# I had you down more of a thermal onesie man, you know, the one with the hatch at the back.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:44, archived)
# I have one
but thanks for asking
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:18, archived)
# A beautiful lens
I simply never use or put in my camera bag
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:21, archived)
# As much as I'd like it
I'd rather save up for a 24-105
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:29, archived)
# You really don't want that lens mate
getting bokeh out of it is a struggle, and I didn't find it particularly sharp either
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:41, archived)
# Hmmm

I'd rather be buying it for its sharpness, so thanks for the headsup.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 13:12, archived)
# This has a reputation for being sharp
and you shoot on an APS-C sensor:

www.the-digital-picture.com/Reviews/Canon-EF-S-17-55mm-f-2.8-IS-USM-Lens-Review.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 13:27, archived)
# That's the one I bought on your recomendation/tips
Very happy with it...unfortunately suffering from a touch of lens creep because it's quite heavy, butmostly very happy
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 13:41, archived)
# I have made preparations for my birthday party this evening
And I ate some hot toast with salmon and dill, and real butter. Righteous!

Soundtracks mediocre
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:25, archived)
# it sounds it!
and have a fantastic birthday party!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:30, archived)
# cheers miss
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:36, archived)
# Happy Birthday, man.
Have fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:36, archived)
# Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 13:13, archived)
# welcome to camp Andre my friend
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:01, archived)
# Direwolf!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:07, archived)

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