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# Happy.. to be single
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:05, archived)
# FTW!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:09, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:13, archived)
# also, voilets?
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:18, archived)
# not forgetting
WHERE ARE MY VALENTINE'S MESSAGES, YOU GANG OF CUNTS!?
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:39, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:46, archived)
# pffff
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:49, archived)
# :)
and here
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:57, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:05, archived)
# :D

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:15, archived)
# monochromatic woos
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:16, archived)
# You are also from somerset
with your voilets and all.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:22, archived)
# Violets are Blue, Roses are Red. Valentine's is ruined 'cause RDLI IS DEAD

WE MISS U RDLI
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:32, archived)
# RDLI?
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:58, archived)
# You haven't heard?
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:05, archived)
#
I love this \o/
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Valentines day CDC massacre
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:45, archived)
# poor JJ
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:46, archived)
# XD
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:48, archived)
# NEVER FORGIVE MICHAEL ELLIS
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:52, archived)
# interestingly produces
144,000 google results XD
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:59, archived)
# That's the exact number of people that will be sellected by God to go to New Jerusalem after the Apocalypse
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:04, archived)
#
Quite a few of which are from The Daily Fail website   O_o
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:07, archived)
# feeling the love....
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:52, archived)
# love hurts :D
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:53, archived)
# only if you're doing it right
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:05, archived)
# oof
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:09, archived)
# DAVE?
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:01, archived)
# WHO IS DAVE?
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:05, archived)
#
Are we not Moggy?
We are Dave-oh.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:08, archived)
# Do not get mistaken
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:09, archived)
#
I stopped posting on b3ta as well, since last week actually. Their humor got stale. :/
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:14, archived)
# I missed the whole "Dave debacle"
He/she/it took quite a beating and the language barrier didn't help.

I do think it was more a clash of cultures, especially with the art work, I mean in their country you can buy pissed in knickers from vending machines in the street! They are miles ahead of us... I have to pull out a knife then insist on taking the knickers from ladies in the street. And it's a fine line... too big a knife and they shit them selves too. I'm a perv but not THAT much of a perv! I mean, I'm not German or anything.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:19, archived)
# hahaha
and the case for the defence rests your honour :D
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:21, archived)
#
'the language barrier' is spot on.
You can convert the words between languages easily enough, but your translation will be completely stripped of all connotation, cultural references, inferred emphasis and emotion, wordplay etc - basically everything that gives it more meaning than the words themselves.

Eye off furred the gent earl man ape inch of mice nuff
would come out as garbage if translated.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:33, archived)
# How dare you! my mother was a saint!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:40, archived)
#
he/she/it is still lurking though apparently
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:19, archived)
# DON'T COME BACK
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:48, archived)
# COME BACK MOGGY!
or I'll start drawing Manga

hAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Dave's not here
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Nice one Mongy!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:10, archived)
# :) Be hide!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:47, archived)
# HaHaha!!!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:50, archived)
# The nightmare continues.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Nun of the above valentines special later?
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:39, archived)
# nope
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:51, archived)
# one more :D
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:16, archived)
# they need to make animated gif greeting cards
WOO!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:17, archived)
# MOOOOOONPIIIGDOTCOOOOOM
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:18, archived)
# Shut up.
Shut up NOW.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:33, archived)
# FUNKYPIGEONDOTCOOOOOM
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:34, archived)
# PROLAPSEDCHICKENANUSDOTCOM
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:37, archived)
# DISTENDEDSQUIRRELTESTESDOTCOM
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:45, archived)
# PIIIGPOOOOONDOTCOOOOM
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:42, archived)
# You romantic swine!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:18, archived)
# Awww!
I can't stop watching.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:18, archived)
# This is really quite scary if imagine that instead of speaking
they are just sqealing really loudly each time
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:25, archived)
# hahaha
squeal like a pig for me!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:39, archived)
# you magnificent bastard
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:25, archived)
#
*glees* :D :D
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:27, archived)
# yay :)
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:31, archived)
# i'm trying to like this, i really am
but i find pigs to be a little creepy
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:33, archived)
# Awww! Happy Valentines Day!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:36, archived)
# THEIR ASS(es)!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:43, archived)
#
I want to break it up.
I want to smash it up.
I want to fuck it up.
I want to watch it come down.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:37, archived)
#
But it's only February ...
;)
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Heh.
'April of the Badgers' for the win.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:55, archived)
# Hee hee hee
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:40, archived)
# sexeh
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:46, archived)
# beautiful!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:07, archived)
# Fantastic.
:D

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:17, archived)
# It's too good...
Stop doing that.
*clicks quite hard*
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:51, archived)
# This is the best thing
that has ever resulted from a Valentine's day
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Yay..
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 19:38, archived)
# Oink!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:19, archived)
# incredible that this uses only 256 colours
unless .gif technology has leapt ahead without me knowing

seems impossible

so have a woo and a yay!
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:55, archived)
# He's an Equal Opportunities Admirer

Edit: Sorry Matazone :(
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:55, archived)
# No probs, it's precisely accurate anyway :D
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:59, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:01, archived)
#
Hornpants
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:06, archived)
# Indeed :D
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:06, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:15, archived)
#
Electronically amplified farts are the best farts :)
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:15, archived)
# nice horn, personally though, I prefer funnels


Infact, I fucking love funnels, me.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:54, archived)
# honk!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:15, archived)
# mmmmm, kinky
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:18, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:21, archived)
# Hurrah!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:55, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand that's why mummy's nickname at the bridge club
is the "Black Widow"
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:01, archived)
# racist
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:49, archived)
# If we are going to the darker side...


No issues here, no sir. Move along.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Sexytiem.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:40, archived)
# and the pube is... where?
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:43, archived)
# haha :)
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:14, archived)
# very neat sutures :D
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:01, archived)
# I recognise that haircut...

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:05, archived)
# I am Rod Hull!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:07, archived)
# Jelly?
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:09, archived)
# Sans arm, sans chin, sans jelly.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:11, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:10, archived)
# PUMPIN IYON

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:13, archived)
# :)

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:22, archived)
# COHAGEN - GIVE DESE PEOPLE EEAAAHHHHH!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:33, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:33, archived)
# ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:30, archived)
# ^ CANDLES!
Happy 9 years, 0 months and 0 days - That's the second day b3ta has got it right!

CAKE
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:37, archived)
# cor, cake! : D
thank you ta very mucho.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:46, archived)
# I'M A COP YOU IDIOT
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:55, archived)
# STAP IT!
STOPWHINING!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:00, archived)
#
I'VE JUST BROKEN JOHN'S KINDLE
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:04, archived)
# I keep seeing John Carter of Mars as
JOHN KIMBLE of (get your ass to) Mars
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:19, archived)
# haha :)
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:35, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:44, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:47, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:23, archived)
# LOLROD

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:47, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:35, archived)
# YOU
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:40, archived)
# YOU
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:41, archived)
# YOU
/edit
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:48, archived)
# YOU
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:49, archived)
# YOU
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:50, archived)
# YOU
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:50, archived)
# YOU WON'T BE STRUTTIN THAT ASS YOU'LL BE HALF DEAD
/ac
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:50, archived)
# ERRBODY WANTS TO RUN
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:57, archived)
# YOU, AND YOU, AND BAHBAH BAH
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:53, archived)
# BAHBAHBAHBAH BAHBAHBAH
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:56, archived)
# BAHBAHBAHBAH BAHBAHBAH
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:57, archived)
# YOU
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:55, archived)
# HIM
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:55, archived)
# combo breaker
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:00, archived)
# THEM
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:00, archived)
# Ni!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:03, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:23, archived)
# Ni!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:30, archived)
# Is he trying to push my drink over?
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:07, archived)
# ALL OF US
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:36, archived)
# ARE LOOKING FOR THE KEY
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:19, archived)
# YOUr all gay
:D
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:48, archived)
# TOI
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:56, archived)
# USTED
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:57, archived)
# morning lovers

20x25cm canvas, going in to the art auction
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:13, archived)
# I hope you made the boobs 3d
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:15, archived)
# sadly not
but I have made a couple of other "3d paintings" for the auction ;)
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:17, archived)
# ...and with real lactating action.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:17, archived)
# Like that one of Jesus with the spunk coming out of his eyes
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:20, archived)
# Is that the one Rolf did for the Queen?
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:27, archived)
# Mugabe first got his insanity causing syphilis from that picture when he was receiving his O.B.E.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:37, archived)
#

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:48, archived)
# and from that moment forward his hatred for white people only grew
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:33, archived)
# Morning Toasty!
I like the title...
:D

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:16, archived)
#
Freshly shaven!
Nice arts :D
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:16, archived)
# nah, paint was still wet, hadn't put the pubes on
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:18, archived)
# I think Drimble's talking about your hand.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:28, archived)
#
But you could use the wet paint to get them to stick ...
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:45, archived)
# skulls with tits!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:17, archived)
# Skullgirls then?
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:33, archived)
# You have removed the pube
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:17, archived)
# Is your carpet made from lego?!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:17, archived)
# yes, it fucking hurts when I walk barefoot
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:18, archived)
# I bet its worth it though!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:22, archived)
# How odd...
Sexeh!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:19, archived)
# reminds me of this:
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:26, archived)
# Would
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:03, archived)
# Looks fantastic
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:43, archived)
#
Sounds great
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:57, archived)
# that's lovely, but a bit rude
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:23, archived)
# woop thats ace!!
:)
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 19:45, archived)
# Happy Valentines day to Mrs P
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:56, archived)
# Doesnt she worry about you hanging around in sewers on your own all the time?
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:58, archived)
# I invite her along but she doesn't want to come along :(
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:02, archived)
#
That's not the organ that I've been sending out pictures of :)
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:00, archived)
# You are Craig Thomson /aicmfp
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:04, archived)
# Hiya!

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:05, archived)
#
Oh hai Tusken Midget
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:06, archived)
# See you reversed the comp now
that's just cute :D
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:09, archived)
# :-D
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:11, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:11, archived)
# DO YOUR DANCE
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:13, archived)
# DO YOUR DANCE
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:38, archived)
# QUICK!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:04, archived)
# Well, I suppose it's nice to get a Valentine's card - even if it has creeped me out a little...
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:38, archived)
# Is it MOID?

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:44, archived)
# Hahaha!
Got any moor?
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:06, archived)
# Arf
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:50, archived)
# Merry Lovesmas
Here's a card what I made for Mrs Eraserhead


Click to embiggen
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:14, archived)
# Lovely
Here's an old one


(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:25, archived)
# Haha =))
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:28, archived)
# I love this.
:D

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:36, archived)
#
Nice!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:26, archived)
# why is your heart icon
not the same as the others?

[edit] ooh, and mine?
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:33, archived)
# We're the heartbreakers.
:D

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:34, archived)
#
What becomes of the broken iconed?
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:53, archived)
# That's right good, is that.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:31, archived)
# WOO!
that am nice and pop culturey.

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:35, archived)
# Lovely.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:36, archived)
# here's one I made last year
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:38, archived)
# =]
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:47, archived)
# A classic!
:D

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:58, archived)
# beautiful :D
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:05, archived)
# haha :)
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:21, archived)
# She just showed me, it's lovely!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:55, archived)
# PWNED!!!!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:34, archived)
# Hahaha! He's not going to do that for very long....
Good morning Ninjanova!

How's you today?
:D

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:38, archived)
# Morning Fluffbomb!
Bit tired Meggy was spayed yesterday
poor lil thing, wearing a lampshade and very drowsy :(
How's you sir? :D
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:40, archived)
# I'm full of love today. Hooray!
Silly Ninj you should let the dog wear the lampshade then you'd get a better night's sleep.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:42, archived)
# Hehehehehe
:D
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:44, archived)
# i'm full of influenza virus
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:58, archived)
# *waits*
Go on, fuck him up!
Morning.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:42, archived)
# Ningles sir!
:D
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:44, archived)
# Yay
Happy Clintoncardsday, everyone!

(I beat the system, and bought a cheap one from the corner shop)
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:01, archived)
#
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# awww
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:11, archived)
# Germanotta.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:19, archived)
# really, really nice hair work :)
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:22, archived)
# Ta.
It was a bit of a brain melter. Telly Savalas or Sinรฉad O'Connor next PLZTHX.

EDIT: I reply like a mong.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:26, archived)
# Brian May and Anita Dobson FTW!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:28, archived)
# Have them shaved and sent to my room.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:32, archived)
# Wow
Beautiful!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:31, archived)
# Oooooh lovely..
Thanks for the Valentines messages whoever you are... it's very flattering makes me feel all warm and tingly inside.


And it makes a change from the usual death threats.
:D
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:35, archived)
# *flounces*
I'm obviously not loved enough :(
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:40, archived)
# I thought they were automatic. All of them from "Cupid". Isn't everyone getting them?
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:45, archived)
# Cupid did a thread yesterday about it.
You gaz them who you want to send a Valentine to and then they pass on the message so it's anonymous.

Needless to say, I got shit all.

*puts on The Smiths and slits wrists*
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:51, archived)
# Ooooh... I see.
That's a bit weird isn't it?
What an excellent idea!
:D

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:36, archived)
# Nooo
*sobs*
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:15, archived)
# I got the usual death threats
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:18, archived)
#
I got an invitation to rape :(
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:10, archived)
# Simply wonderful
Theses are ALL full of win! :)
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:59, archived)
# ace
ness :)
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:34, archived)
# nice
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:41, archived)
# Just spotted this on the bbc!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:07, archived)
# Humancentipedeonice2012!
Totally newsworthy!
:)
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:11, archived)
# *sets sky+*
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:15, archived)
# :)
Can't wait for the final.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:31, archived)
# hahahaha
splendid stuff.

have a WOO!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:39, archived)
# Celebrity Benton on ice


uhhh memetic mash-up I can't cope
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:43, archived)
# Mot mot mot mot mot mot mot
:O
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:44, archived)
# Bloody hell.
:D

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:43, archived)
#
:D
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:18, archived)
# Happy Valentines Day
Here is an actual true story:


We're seeing it in 3D tonight. It was the first film we ever saw together. She didn't cry. Until much later.
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#
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# Lovely
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:06, archived)
#
You seem to have one for every occasion
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:10, archived)
# Nice
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:11, archived)
# SPANG!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:06, archived)
# The Titanic sank down a well ?
I heard it sank in the Atlantic

*re-reads history books*
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:08, archived)
# Morning!
That She
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:08, archived)
# Arf!
:D

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:44, archived)
# In the mood for romance today
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:00, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:03, archived)
# ROAP
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:21, archived)
# Happy Valentines' Day
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:59, archived)
# Would, would, would, would, would.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:00, archived)
# But, but...AH FOGETTABATTIT
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:06, archived)
# they all look like christine bleakley
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:01, archived)
# And a̶c̶e̶ ̶k̶e̶y̶b̶o̶a̶r̶d̶ ̶p̶l̶a̶y̶e̶r̶ scientist "Brian Cox".
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:33, archived)
# Well, that went according to plan.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:34, archived)
# took me too long to read that.
*newbs in*

Also I see a little alanis there.

*nubes out*
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 19:15, archived)
#
christine bleakley Dave Grohl
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 18:26, archived)
# Thank fuck it's Friday!
* Looking forward to a five day weekend!

Today, in the girls corner we have; Natalya Rudakova, Najwa Nimri and Lois Maxwell

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 6:41, archived)
# and in the boys corner...
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 6:42, archived)
# mmm, filters.
Clever stuff here.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:32, archived)
# Apparently we're not allowed to complain
It's important to let dullards be dullards, it somehow makes b3ta better.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:36, archived)
# If only I cared :-(
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:44, archived)
# f1lter.com/board
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:48, archived)
# Cheers!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:07, archived)
# Love the pictures WB
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:53, archived)
# Thank you...
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:07, archived)
# You've got a week off?
Lucky bleeder!
:D

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:48, archived)
# 5 days (after today)
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:58, archived)
# Mmmmmmoerning Miss Moneypenny
: )
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 9:52, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 5:58, archived)
# hahaha!
Lloyd! You silly fucker!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 6:04, archived)
# That's technology for you.
Mind you hourglasses would be just as useless.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 6:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha...

(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 6:29, archived)
# Oops!
Did you know : Harold Lloyd was married for over 46 years!

Remember everyone, I'll be loitering around b3ta.com throughout the day, so if you want a message passed on, let me know!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 6:47, archived)
# They should have never got rid of the sundial
DAMN YOU SCIENCES!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 6:57, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 7:21, archived)
# hooray!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:02, archived)
# Bindun, I'm afraid,
in Futurama (from 12m36s) (although that's probably more The 39 Steps).
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:30, archived)
# Ha ha! :D
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:42, archived)
# Seconds out...
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 1:12, archived)
# HAVE AT YOU SIRRAH
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 1:14, archived)
# !!!!!!!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 5:44, archived)
# Five on the fat one!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 1:15, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 1:25, archived)
# just missed the last train to fuck.
 
awww shucks.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 1:26, archived)
# It wasn't a problem...........................he got a ride from a very nice man.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 1:39, archived)
# Ah, those endless Summer days.
Cider, ham sandwiches, and genocide.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 1:41, archived)
# quiet talks and summer walks
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 1:43, archived)
# I notice you're leaving out the genocide.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 1:44, archived)
# buzz kill
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 1:45, archived)
# And his trains always ran on time.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 1:41, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 1:51, archived)
# Minions!!!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 3:04, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 1:30, archived)
# PUGILISM
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 1:37, archived)
# QUEENSBERRY RULES
AFTER ALL WE ARE NOT BEASTS OF THE FIELD SIR
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 1:39, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 1:30, archived)
# This high fashion board with nails is a very funny joke.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 1:45, archived)
# However it lacks the seasonal appeal of, say, a Fall Fashions type of joke.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 1:55, archived)
# Nay, I say, to your seasons of wither.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 3:02, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 1:31, archived)
# The mofaha shuffle!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 1:41, archived)
# I'll fetch you one up the bracket sir
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 1:48, archived)
# You should know, I've sparred with the best.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 1:58, archived)
# Iron nuts you may have sir, but I'll clean your clock nonetheless
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 2:00, archived)
# Why, you young scallywag, I've a good mind to set sail for the new world,
and give you the damned good thrashing you obviously crave. Unfortunately,
the old back's playing me up a bit, so another time eh?
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 2:08, archived)
# Quite.
Normally I'd insist upon satisfaction, but I'm presently a martyr to the accursed Gout.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 2:14, archived)
# no bother old bean, have another bottle of port
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 2:22, archived)
# pretty much exactly like that.
 
HELLO, KAISER
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 2:26, archived)
# godaften min gode herre!
HEJSAN!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 2:27, archived)
# Godaften! Hvordan er de elpærer?
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 2:36, archived)
# I've got them screwed in
and they're enlightening
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 2:40, archived)
# The very Devil!!

Hello there Kaiser!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 2:45, archived)
# you got them gouts?
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 2:46, archived)
# No but for real I do know someone who does.
Apparently it's very painful.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 2:52, archived)
# i got rheumatoid arthritis myself
so i was about to ask how you're able to make so many fine things
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 2:54, archived)
# Sorry to hear that dude.
Actually I have bad eyes now, I got vitreous detachments in both. Makes it very difficult to see clearly, that's why I make less pictures now.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 3:13, archived)
# yikes!
my disease can also affect the eyes which i hope won't happen
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 3:21, archived)
# Get them screwed in.
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 3:24, archived)
# Det lyder ubehageligt!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 3:27, archived)
# STYRKE DINE ØJNE MED VIDENSKABEN
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 3:49, archived)
# roger, 10-4!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 3:54, archived)
# ahhhahhh I love that song
and Thermador, and Jingle of a Dog's Collar, way better than Pepper, from that album

what I really need, though, is Hairway to Steven
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MUxUoYHvYI
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 3:56, archived)
# Thanksgiving's coming on the Fourth of July
In the form of a girl with a needle in her eye
video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4212204341571541144
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 4:01, archived)
# Uncle Bill! Uncle Bill!
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 4:06, archived)
# *VOILA*
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 4:05, archived)
# ahhhah delightful
oddly enough, I actually saw that tribute act in an appearance over here (it was free)

this is not them
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmilYA_nBMg
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 4:12, archived)
# you saw this!?
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 4:18, archived)
# no, the Beatnix, in person, by accident
 
apparently they are still working, smart guys
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 4:42, archived)
# ok
i got a lot of the stairway to heaven covers from that show on cassette somewhere
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 4:44, archived)
# are we going to start on Rolf Harris again
 
*8-D>
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 4:47, archived)
# hehehe
perhaps, perhaps, perhaps
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C_ZTnymhkw
(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 4:50, archived)
# Ding.
Ding.
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:23, archived)

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