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# Sorry to go all 'DeviantArt' on y'all
But i liked my suggestion on JJ's drawing thing today so much, i thought i'd have a go using my rubbish drawing skills. Just testing to see if its worth going the extra mile and doing it in 3d. I dont think it is.
My suggestion was:
"Sexy astronauts, each with 2 chest mounted space helmets to contain their large boobs. They have visors so you can see their nips pressed on the glass."

I cant draw hands to save my life - especially chunky, gloved ones.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:08, archived)
# I like my nipples huge and black.
Also, I don't think that space suit would offer much protection :p
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:10, archived)
# she's tekkin it off innit
Was intending to do nips, but i wanted to make it family friendly
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:13, archived)
# sod that
show us nips
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 19:32, archived)
# this is ace
you should do requests every afternoon! :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:12, archived)
# If i had time, i would. I really need to improve my drawing skills, and regular practice is the only way
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:14, archived)
# Great idea! I might have a go. I've got a long commute tomorrow so I can get something down on paper then. ^^


And also, have this... and an experiment with my logo.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:14, archived)
# foxy is going commando!
also you're going all foggy in in your pictures like moggy O_o
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:18, archived)
# ...
Oh shit, you're right o____o it's unintentional, I swear!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:20, archived)
# It's a uhh... a... SANDSTORM! Yeah, that's it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:25, archived)
# haha
she's going to be your new No1 fan, have you seen Play Misty for Me? :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:30, archived)
# *reads plot synopsis* Fucking hell.
I think it's already started, if you look at Moggy's DA page.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:32, archived)
# Hahaha Cyborg Fox - Bourbon, Fox Genie - me
Run run while you've still got use of your legs! :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:37, archived)
# Haha, fuck running, I'm going to live in Antarctica for the rest of my life.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:39, archived)
# And she'll be there, waiting for you as soon as you shut the door to your arctic cabin
Just like in that droopy cartoon.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:51, archived)
# I would say there's a movie plot in there
if the 'obsessive fan goes mental' plot hadn't been done to death.

When you look at it from a different perspective, one that suggests Moggy ISN'T who she claims to be, it makes it all the scarier.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:57, archived)
# FOXY AND NUN
SITTING IN A TREE

C U T T I N G!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 22:37, archived)
# Tell it to the cops, man!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:44, archived)
# Aw shit... gonna get to caught violating the Fog In Drawings Act.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:48, archived)
# Agh! Well spotted
He's slipping into Silent Hill! Moggy's realm!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:22, archived)
# I hope I don't get the UFO ending.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:23, archived)
# I want the Heather Beam one...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:26, archived)
# It's worth noting that SH2 is going to be released for the 360 and PS3 on the 20th, all shiny and stuff.
I think out of all of the horror games I've played in my life, that's the scariest.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:31, archived)
# I dunno - i love EXPERIENCING the silent hill games
but i think theyre kind of a chore to play. A bit like the metal gear games. I love the stories, characters, cutscenes and atmosphere, but id rather watch them than play them.
Is SH4 in the HD remake thingy? That game gave me the willies more than any other.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:37, archived)
# Yeah... and with some games (Modern Warfare, etc.), you expect more of a game, but it's very cinematic.
I think the Metal Gear series has one of the most confusing plots in history, but when it all somehow comes together, it's sublime.

And as for SH4, I don't know. I hope so, because that game gets really fucking creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:41, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:15, archived)
# She looks like a sex doll that's saying "Oh noooo I'm deflating.."
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:16, archived)
# good film, this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vatiZdM-CZE
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:20, archived)
# Haha... incredible!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:36, archived)
# in the end, she goes down on him!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:38, archived)
# SPANG
It is a really good film though. Surprisingly dark and twisted in places, considering how sappy it looks on the trailer.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:53, archived)
# smashing socks
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:19, archived)
# standard issue for female cosmonauts
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:21, archived)
# sign me up!
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 19:04, archived)
# Mmmm
those thighs
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:25, archived)
# Bindun
Not NSFW per se, but might raise a few eyebrows...

Any excuse for a bit of Fonda.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:33, archived)
# i have the lp record for the movie for that.
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:36, archived)
# I wonder how many 'sexy astronaut strips in zero G' videos there are.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFaee49YjMw
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:36, archived)
# There's also that kylie video that plays homage to barbarella
It is a bit 'bindun' i guess. Hm. Im just looking for something humorous to do in a pinup after my last one, which was a bit serious.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:40, archived)
# Nips in spaaaaaace!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:46, archived)
# RACIST
How DARE you insult those pioneering japanese astronauts!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 8 Mar 2012, 19:16, archived)
# Ohhhhhh fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:15, archived)
# GET THEM AWAY FROM ME
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:18, archived)
# it is worth doing it in 3d
but with nips
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 19:32, archived)
# Nice one Mongy!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 19:33, archived)
# XD THANKS! XD
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:01, archived)
# Poor guy, if only there'd been a warning sign for those coming from his direction too =(
(click)
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:06, archived)
# whole bunch of pricks on the road these days :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:08, archived)
# :-D
Did it shat on him too?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:09, archived)
# should have dundid that :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:20, archived)
# it looks like it already has
what with the brown smear and all
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:23, archived)
# WHO'S LAUGHING NOW
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:11, archived)
# That juction is a sod to get out of...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:11, archived)
# Will the car puncture its feet?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:15, archived)
# this is how diana & dodi died :'-(
woo
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:16, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:19, archived)
# Woo, yay and a houpla! :)
Stop being so bloody good! *click*
There's something satisfyingly english about it too... the roadsign, the rainy verges... the 20ft hedgehog...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:23, archived)
# pot, kettle and black !!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:31, archived)
[challenge entry] haha...payback
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:24, archived)
# yeah
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:27, archived)
# The revenge of Spiny Norman.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 19:07, archived)
# hah, revenge
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 19:36, archived)
# Damnit!
Now I want a Woodpecker, even though I was far too young to drink when that add was on...
(Megamoss, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 23:58, archived)
[challenge entry] The lulliest DJ...

(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:42, archived)
# excellent!
Who doesn't love a bit of Yuri?
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:48, archived)
# Thank you :)
One of my favouritest animations
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:00, archived)
# ooh yeah, on the woos and yays...

(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:53, archived)
[challenge entry] also: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPOST!

don't think about the shrapnel wounds
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:55, archived)
# Yay, lully stuff...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:57, archived)
# Lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:58, archived)
# nicely done
:)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:19, archived)
# Wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:34, archived)
# Google's International Women's Day logo...
...is somewhat lacking in tact...

Click for bigger (122 kb)
(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:19, archived)
# send it to them for next year
ace,mint,excellent in that order
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:20, archived)
# Hahaha, excellent stuff......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:22, archived)
# hahaha
excellent
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:28, archived)
# oh oh
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:32, archived)
# haha..simply brill
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:40, archived)
# Hoohoo..!
I see pain coming your way very soon...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:41, archived)
# haha, it even doubles as a spang
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:43, archived)
# cup of tea ftw
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:44, archived)
# Haha!
Great.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:51, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:59, archived)
# Haha evil
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:07, archived)
# More racism :(
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:09, archived)
# hahahahhaa.
You get a fat *click* from me!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:13, archived)
# End of day doodle.

Inspired by The Silent Channel's suggestion
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:58, archived)
# is this a self portrait?
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:58, archived)
# Yes.
And I drew it while wearing the gloves.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:02, archived)
# Reminds me of a murder she wrote episode...
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:04, archived)
# That's definately not radiactive squids with tits and vampire nuns with tits
He looks like he punched them out.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:59, archived)
# or a bouncy tit castle?
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:00, archived)
# While trying not to spill wine.
The wine has tits
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:00, archived)
# A lady-footed boxer.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:00, archived)
# stings like a butterfly, floats like a bee!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:01, archived)
# :-(
Just you wait, Jackular! I shall create my space helmet-titted characters, and ill rule the world with a series of pixar films about them! *evil laughter*

He's not that seedy though - no cumstains or erection or anything. Looks like Sagat has let himself go.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:02, archived)
# Create it for real
invite me round to take photos while you hide behind my tripod watching and rubbing fairy liquid into your helmet.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:04, archived)
# Go easy on the nipples, you perv.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:33, archived)
# That's wonderful :D
Look at those tight, tight shorts... makes you proud to be British!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:40, archived)
[challenge entry] A question.

What IS a Womble? A hedgehog with matted hair instead of spikes?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:39, archived)
# Lovely!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:42, archived)
# ^this
have a click
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:56, archived)
[challenge entry] II'll plop this here then :)
Hedgehog r serioz biznes

(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Looks like he's burning a giant clod of cannabis.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:46, archived)
# It would go great lengths at explaining the series...
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:48, archived)
# This is quite true.
There's actually a Batman drinking game, in which every time the word 'bat' is uttered, take a drink.

Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:55, archived)
# I'm bat playing bat it bat now bat.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:56, archived)
# I've actually tried to play it.
Protip: you may or may not exclude the opening credits. I'd finished my drink before the show even fucking started.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:57, archived)
# I don't see the problem.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha...i will watch this all day.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:47, archived)
# why don't he put the bloody thing on the floor and do a batpiss on the fuse!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Because they'd immediately identify him as Bruce Wayne
from the size of his tiny cock.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:50, archived)
# i think he should hand it to the nuns!!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:57, archived)
# *Moral outrage*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:55, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:59, archived)
# hahaha, batjapes :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:26, archived)
# Hahaha...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:05, archived)
# A Womble is a waste troll
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:45, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:54, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:56, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 19:34, archived)
# It's that fella with the bum face in the cantina!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:56, archived)
# Bumface! I know the one :-D
I even thought he looked like a bum when i was a kid.

There are 2 though. The bumfaces playing the instruments, and the bumface who had his arm chopped off by obi-wan
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:05, archived)
# Probably the one who gets his arm lopped off.
I wonder why he didn't speak in fart sounds...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:15, archived)
# XD FUCK XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:57, archived)
# this would be funnier as a womble
but a bumwok is also amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:07, archived)
# hahaha, very good
Answer: I don't know, but I'm good friends with one who used to play the keyboard for them on TOTPs!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:44, archived)
# Ace! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:46, archived)
# aww
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:45, archived)
# he looks perturbed
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:46, archived)
# A womble is a womble
and they should always remember that
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:47, archived)
# I don't have the foggiest idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:58, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:19, archived)
# I'LL TEAR THIS SHRUB APAAAARRRT
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:23, archived)
# *chortle*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:32, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:31, archived)
# He looks like a cheeky liverpudlian scamp
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:32, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:35, archived)
# hahaha
I love that.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:36, archived)
# haha
custy
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:38, archived)
# ahahah
mit Uncle Albert as Chatterer
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:37, archived)
# Ohh nice
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:09, archived)
# 'scuze me...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:45, archived)
# TOAP
But very cute :)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:44, archived)
# I love TOAP!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:54, archived)
# hahaha
How high can he raise them?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:46, archived)
# £10...
...hang on, that's cards :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Punkin' instigator!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:00, archived)
[challenge entry]





previously..
1
2
3

(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:45, archived)
# arf
Lovin them
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:47, archived)
# the gul
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:49, archived)
# pfffft
..and stop picking on the poor bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:50, archived)
# You forgot FAT.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:42, archived)
# I demand the ultimate showdown:
Gully v. Jeremy.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:50, archived)
# Immense.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Epic!!
...and hilarious in equal measure!
*Click*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:52, archived)
# What ^she said
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Not enough mumbling
Not enough Jessica Alba mounting action
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Magnificent
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Stirring and 'epic', as much as i hate the overuse of that word
PS - "folk's"? Pedant magnet!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:13, archived)
# bollocks!
it's the font!

seen your Ms Mosh btw, very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Ta
I can always tell a clay pic from the font choice.
If its not the font, its the amount i have to scroll down :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:16, archived)
# Last night's hedgehog rape session really got him rattled. Looks like the 90s hardman Steven ...
 
 
 
 
 
... is now more of a SHAKIN' Steven.
 
 
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
 
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Hahaha, excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:33, archived)
# Mr. Pickles is a bad muthahfuckah................... (shut yo mouth!)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:48, archived)
# That is lovely. I myself am a big fan of Mr.Monoface

Hope you enjoy this tribute
(Fistshaker, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:23, archived)
# Found this useful function in Excel

I'm sorry this is shit but it made me laugh and that's all that matters.
(Flumper, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:27, archived)
# I'd happily slaughter them both with shit-covered-fire-hammers
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:33, archived)
# I'd keep them a while, make them think about what they've done
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:37, archived)
# I'd have them chained down to a chair facing each other so one can see me drilling holes in 'tother.
You gotta have a system.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:40, archived)
# I LOVE JEDWARD
WOW LOOK, WE GOT SHOES
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Drags both to trash bin
Right clicks.
Empties trash.
All is good in the world
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:37, archived)
[challenge entry] #2 :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:11, archived)
# serves him right!
but he's having a ball!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:11, archived)
# The only way you'd get me watching Wimbledon is if they replaced the ball with a hand grenade.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:13, archived)
# The only way you'd get me watching Wimbledon is if they played in the nude! only the women. i'm not a perve!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:16, archived)
# the hedgehog was out
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:16, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:18, archived)
# D-:
Poor hedghums

Do one with volleyball next. "SPIKE!" etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:18, archived)
# Haha
The all new free range tennis ball
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:22, archived)
# *splat*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:23, archived)
# hehe!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:25, archived)
# hahaha
The Womble of Wimbledon!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:43, archived)
# haha
that blink kills me
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:31, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:34, archived)
# I arted. I hope you don't mind.


Edit: click for huge.

Source
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:59, archived)
# nice stockings
nice username
nice
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Nope, don't mind.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:05, archived)
# sexeh stockings
who is she?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Helen Goggins
She runs the Scunthorpe branch of Lidl
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:19, archived)
# This is the only
Helen Goggins I can find
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:32, archived)
#
Its a good job the album im listening to is mastered at a pretty loud volume, or i would have heard that!
Im listening to this, should you be intrested (no horse)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=orR6S6K7_HQ
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:33, archived)
# Very nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:35, archived)
# been a massive fan of tipper since the late 90s
He's a superb producer, and his music has always sounded good
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:43, archived)
# I'm always happy to discover artists.
This can be proved greatly by the retro 80s thing a few months back.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:51, archived)
# Yup - you realled fuelled the fire on that one
PS - new miami nights 1984 album should be coming out today
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:14, archived)
# Excellent! :D I'll keep an eye out for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:26, archived)
# fits quite nicely with
the Roni Size / Reprazent New Forms I've got on at the mo :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:40, archived)
# Thanks. My eyes melted drawing those stockings.
I'm not sure who she is. I've got a bunch of images which I've saved off t'net for drawing. Not sure where I got this one from :/

Edit: Selma Blair
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:21, archived)
#
drawing wanking
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:23, archived)
# No that's a different folder.
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:28, archived)
# i looked at that quickly and i thought it said ' I farted. I hope you don't mind'
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:07, archived)
# O hai Mictobo...
Hold on...

Ver' nice!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:09, archived)
# Hah!
Thanks
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:22, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:27, archived)
# selma blair?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:32, archived)
# Aha!
You're right. Added link to source.
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Nice...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:09, archived)
# Kin lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 19:35, archived)
# can't call her snow white anymore now!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Snow white stains!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:51, archived)
#
snow white prince charming's
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:55, archived)
# on the subject of snow white sexiness:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/419575_10150649844251182_590401181_9154083_415199537_n.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:05, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:17, archived)
#
She does have a very dominatrix / dita von teese style hairdo and face when put in that context. Plus, what better way to motivate those dwarf bastards in the mines, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:20, archived)
# "Some day my Prince will . . . "

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:46, archived)
# must be getting quite sore by now!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:02, archived)
# No Dopey No!
(Fly Projector, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Rapey!
He looks like he's going *boke*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:05, archived)
# rapey! i giggled at that!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:59, archived)
# ah! so thats how the story ends!
he's supposed to kiss her you know!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:09, archived)
# haha
one of your finest, mr fox
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:09, archived)
# Cheers! Considering I made this in about... I don't even remember... 2, 3 minutes?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:13, archived)
# i still dont know how to make the simplest of animated GIFs :-(
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:15, archived)
# This was made in Photoshop, not the best program to make GIFs with.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:17, archived)
# ahahahahaha that's beautiful man.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:14, archived)
# hahaha
superb - i loves this
*clicks again*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:22, archived)
# BUM TISS BUM TISS BUM TISS BUM TISS
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:23, archived)
# 'noons all

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:43, archived)
# ooh, nice, reminds me of "blood money" on the amiga
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:47, archived)
# microcosm too
Crap game, but the graphics were amazing at the time
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Amiga CD32
never played it.
(waxdart hello., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:55, archived)
# didnt have one of those
my mate had a CD rom drive for his amiga though. Space age stuff back then.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:11, archived)
# The FMV title sequence was better than the game.
See also: Flickie's Island
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Did you swallow James Cameron?
If so that's a damn good quality endoscope!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Its like one of those CSI bits where they show a bullet going in someone and fucking them up
except the bullet is a tiny submarine
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:52, archived)
#
submarine manned tampon
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:09, archived)
# innerspace?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Cor!
Has he just digested the bad guy?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:55, archived)
# nurse!
insert the steampunk enema!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:18, archived)
# awwww
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:27, archived)
# his arch-enemy is lord voldemole
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:28, archived)
# hahaha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:29, archived)
# you're roadkill harry
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:30, archived)
# haha, They're all Potter mad down the river!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:32, archived)
# :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:38, archived)
# Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:39, archived)
# pottermals!
Photobucket
did you like how i seamlessly removed the 'p'
early picture lols
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:59, archived)
# highly erotic
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:11, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:24, archived)
# Jack Lemmon would like to know what I should draw today.

Yesterday's pic.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:26, archived)
# R2D2 masturbating over a pedal bin
with tits
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:27, archived)
# Poop Ship Destroyer
with tits
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:29, archived)
# A triangular devil staring at a lemon's penis.
Oh wait... never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:31, archived)
# lemon knob!
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Ladyboy aliens
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:32, archived)
# The top secret tits victims unit in Detroit breaks into the warehouse of a cult of sexy vampire nuns with tits
who are trying to create a race of super vampire nuns with tits through genetic engineering. Before the stu can arrest the sexy vampire nuns with tits, a wankfest happens that summons radioactive squids with tits that destroy Detroit

Oh yeah: the squids have tits

I call this masterpiece "Massive effects"
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:32, archived)
# Bindun by Atomic I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:16, archived)
# ...not.......yet...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:22, archived)
# Not when it stars agents Titty Mcvitty and Jaime Clungehole it doesn't
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:50, archived)
# The radioactive squid (with tits) was a metaphor for the American motor trade
And the sexy vampires nuns with tits were just sexy vampires nuns with tits who spent in bad market shares.

The wank fest is where the stock market bombed
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:13, archived)
# something veiny
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:32, archived)
# Jeeeze....give your penis a rest, boy.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:09, archived)
# An old mans ankles?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:25, archived)
# Alan picks up a pink-handled toothbrush in the en-suite bathroom of a five-star hotel in the fashionable northern quarter of the city.

Alan is an enforcer for a large drug-running concern with interests in most of Western Europe. Peter is a money launderer and unfortunately for him, his foolish actions have been noticed by the higher-ups and this is where Alan comes in.
He turns and walks back into the bedroom and sits down opposite Peter, who is dressed only in his underpants and one sock. Alan is a big man, wearing a heavy car coat over a smart cheap suit, he looks like a football manager. Peter can smell engine oil as he sits down opposite, like the man spends a lot of time standing in garages. It opens up lots of worrying mental images. Another man, dressed like a sales rep, stands by the door to make sure Peter cannot run away.
Alan turns the toothbrush over in his hands for a moment, then reaches out and begins tapping Peter's left knee slowly and repeatedly with the bristle end. Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap.
"I don't really understand why people think they can do what you've done, Peter." Alan continues tapping the brush on Peter's knee.
"My job, you see, is very simple. The clue is in the name. Enforcer. I enforce. When somebody steps out of line, it is my job to make sure they see the error of their ways, do you understand?" He stops the slow rhythmic tapping and looks at Peter, who manages a nod. He starts tapping again. Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap.
"Your job, is to make sure that the money our employers collect from their various enterprises cannot be easily traced back to them. It's a complicated job you have and one I have neither need nor care to understand. I do understand that you thought it was okay to take a lot of money from my employers and make it your own. I know this because our employers have accountants who keep an eye on people like you."
He stops tapping and looks round the room. It is a twin room decorated in a clean minimal style echoed throughout the hotel. Peter's laptop sits on the bed beside him, the screensaver is a slow cascade of rainbow colours. He has already transferred funds equivalent to what he took, practically poked his fingers through the screen showing them it was complete. A text message five minutes later confirms the money is safe.
Alan looks at the toothbrush again, noticing that the bristles are damp. He gets up and walks to the wardrobe, then slides the door aside. Beside the complimentary bathrobes and the built-in safe a middle-aged woman in her underwear is sitting clutching her clothes and shoes. She blinks up at him.
"Get dressed. Don't get out of the wardrobe." he says and slides the wardrobe door shut again. He goes to sit down in front of Peter again, listening to the clumsy bumping and shuffling in the wardrobe.
"Fucking hell, Peter. Now it's complicated. I hate complicated situations, Peter. Now I have to deal with that woman as well as you." Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap.
Alan nods at the other man by the door. The other man goes to the window, taking a screwdriver out of his coat pocket. Seven floors up, the windows have a retaining bolt to stop them being opened too wide. He starts to unscrew the retaining bolt out of the window frame.
Alan drops the toothbrush and reaches up for Peter's head with both hands. He snaps Peter's neck easily and the man flops back onto the bed, breath heaving, eyes gaping. The other man at the window has removed the bolt and sets it down on the sill, swinging the window open wide.
" You're going out of the window, Peter. Sorry and all that, but you've been stupid and greedy and our employers won't have that sort of behaviour." He reaches down for the toothbrush and picks it up.
"Get that and his phone, I'll get the woman." He points to the laptop, then goes to the wardrobe. He slides the mirrored door open and is hit full on in the nose with the complimentary iron. Dazed, he sits back on the bed, blood flowing from his nose.
"Fuck.." manages the other enforcer before the iron glances off his left temple. He drops the laptop which lands edge on with a loud crack on the thin carpet, then he stumbles back through the open window. The laptop makes a harsh buzzing noise and begins to smoke.
The woman, her blouse on backwards and hair wildly stuck out to one side, stumbles from the wardrobe and drags the hotel room door open, before running out into the corridor screaming. Alan makes a wild grab as she passes, but misses and instead tips forward onto his knees. The complimentary ironing board tips down from it's storage bracket, driving a metal rod in the underside an inch into Alan's skull. Peter, still alive but paralysed can only stare as the now fiercely burning laptop sets light to the duvet.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:32, archived)
# Yet again, threadsave.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:37, archived)
# fake! the laptop would have shut down form the overheating CPU before it would get hot enough to smoke

I'm loads of fun to go to the theatre with
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:39, archived)
# It's a dodgy battery,
nothing to do with the CPU.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:40, archived)
# :/
I apologize, I should have known that you would have all of the plot holes and continuity irregularities in check. :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:43, archived)
# Sounds like a fucking Acer laptop packing an AMD chip
In five minutes they get hotter than the surface of the sun those things...
(I helped save b3ta! number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:47, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:43, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:44, archived)
# This makes me want to read all that up there
but i cant be arsed
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:46, archived)
# It is a bit tl;dr but seriously, SBF should compile all these lovely stories, make a screenplay or something.
It'd be a lot like Chris Morris' Jam, I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:48, archived)
# what does tl;dr mean?
I thought it meant thread deleter.

Is he not just copying and pasting them from somewhere? He seems to type them out lightening quick, unless he types them out in advance...!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:50, archived)
# Too long; didn't read
And I reckon he's written all of these in advance, but still...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:51, archived)
# excerpts from his upcoming biography perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:52, archived)
# I write them while I'm having a brew before work in a morning, then paste them up here when his nibs posts.
I've not got much more left as I'm getting bored doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:57, archived)
# I'm like that
I enjoy it for a few days and then can't be bothered any more, like today.

I have to write a good one soon as I've promised to put one on the back of a t shirt for the b3ta auction
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Someone's going to turn heads down the pub if they win the bid on that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:08, archived)
# I suspect he writes one a day ready for the appropriate time
I do the same sometimes, but not always.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:57, archived)
# Makes sense. Actually, yeah, he confirms it up there^
A lot of potential in these short stories, I must say.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:00, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:17, archived)
# First three are here, the rest are timed to publish one per day.
talesfromtheb3tasite.blogspot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:02, archived)
# ^this
I'm the laziest reader in the world
pictures ftw :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:51, archived)
# You're missing out
it's superb
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:56, archived)
# Wonderful!
I can't be arsed today.

edit/ all right, just a quick one then
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:55, archived)
# Fucking
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Vikings on quadbikes
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:33, archived)
# this one will win, i think.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:34, archived)
# I also think this will win, that said....
www.b3ta.com/board/10711737

...so you never know.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:39, archived)
# i found hulk hogan on quadbikes
i think it should win
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:41, archived)
# Is that thing the thing that got it's knob shot off in Sin City?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:33, archived)
# Vicarious vikings.
Sexy vicarious vikings.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:33, archived)
# The seediest boxer in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:35, archived)
# A hedgehog of your own choice for the compo
with tits
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:35, archived)
# Sexy astronauts
each with 2 chest mounted space helmets to contain their large boobs. They have visors so you can see their nips pressed on the glass.

Please. Its the only way i can get an erection.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:36, archived)
# *nose gushes with blood* o________o
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:38, archived)
# ...from a severe paedological sex-beating, according to some on here who misunderstand
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:42, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Actually, I think this will win.
But who knows what milkshake Alberto Frog will choose?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:43, archived)
# hm - dunno
i think he's trying to shake his 'things with tits' image on here, by mixing it up with respectable comic / fantasy art, with the occasional bit of filth and / or yiffery.

Be nice if it did though. I'd do it myself if i wasnt so shite at drawing
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:47, archived)
# And I'd have a go as well if I wasn't tied down with drawing Moggy's mole with tits.
Something I've just noticed, she has MASSIVE hands, and only 3 fingers on each hand. Bizarre.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:50, archived)
# Fuck - is she tetsuo or something? All mutated and that? Ive known moles grow hairs, but hands...?
PS - my professional experience working on kids tv, and character design in general has taught me that characters with 3 fingers, rather than 4 is a no-no in japan due to the whole yakuza thing.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:57, archived)
# Reminds me of Hsien-Ko from Darkstalkers, to be brutally honest.
In fact, it almost seems Moggy took inspiration from Hsien-Ko.

Fuck knows what I'm going to draw in response to that picture last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:59, archived)
# You have to build this in 3D
If you build it, they will come.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:59, archived)
# hahaha
Its a long time to spend on a silly idea like that though.
I DO need more humourous pics in my portfolio though. Hmmm *pastes suggestion in my ideas file*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:02, archived)
#
Of all the possible space suit related naughtiness you could come up with, that's it?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:49, archived)
# I could come up with much naughtier
but this is more original. Ive never seen spacewomen with pressurised tit-helmets before.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:51, archived)
# I thought it was going to be 'They' by Jem, which also features a stripping astronaut. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:52, archived)
# oooo
i bought my mate an original pencil sketch of Jem as a present the other day. Well - its for him and his missus, as they both strangely like Jem :-D
Got it from a comic convention, where they were also selling shitloads of original cels from the ghostbusters and ewoks cartoons, as well as he-man and bravestarr

EDIT - *googles* - oh. Its some band, not the 80s girl's cartoon.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:59, archived)
# 80s cartoon... this one?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5cBWsGtfJM&feature=related

And yes, this is the only reason I know what Jem is in terms of the cartoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Yup.
Damn those futurecops for always stealing 80s cartoons / anime in their videos!
Its got a pretty badass theme tune:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNqrWm1M3Sc
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:07, archived)
# Most 80s cartoons had badass theme tunes ;D
Shame I only really caught a few of these cartoons when they were re-run during the 90s.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Dunno about theme tunes, but they had ace visuals :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra5G5hkvuzI&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:17, archived)
#
Animation purists like John K might lambast 80s cartoons and their lack of classic style (like hanna barberra, fleischer etc), but i loved them. They were usually really well animated (well - in terms of fluidity and the still frame/ movement ratio) and nice and chunky compared to cartoons these days.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:23, archived)
# what lully csl's she has
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:25, archived)
# An iron snogging Simon Weston
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:51, archived)
# hahaha
with tits
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:52, archived)
# ouch
hot stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:53, archived)
# GuiltyLOLs
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:55, archived)
# a terrified accountant being dragged away from his desk by his boss
with tits.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:51, archived)
# I might save that idea for one of my "special" comics....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:55, archived)
# \o/
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:56, archived)
# Squirrels with tits that are stuck in the Aperture science portal test lab
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:55, archived)
# Where is she?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:59, archived)
# in before moggy
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:04, archived)
# I only come here for the Moggy.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:05, archived)
# *checks cupboards, crawl spaces, under the bed, etc.* Not here... yet...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Not even under the bed?...omg...
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HER JOLLY JACK?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:07, archived)
# 2nd line of the 2nd verse in the Rammstein song: Ich Tu Dir Weh
The line being: "Stacheldraht im Harnkanal"
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:05, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:08, archived)
# ahahaha
lemon dick
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:07, archived)
# but seriously
how about guybrush threepwood beating the shit out of captain jack sparrow
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:08, archived)
# THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:48, archived)
# ^What he said.
Guybrush Threepwood is a REAL pirate.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:49, archived)
# WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE KEEP FUCKING ASKING ME ABOUT FUCKING LOOM
Okay, which one of you cunts pinned this badge on me while I was asleep?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:59, archived)
# Hermann Goering
gently rubbing massage oils into a skinny middle-aged woman's lower back and buttocks. He has a stonking erection but a deep frown creases his face as the anticipation of Goebels blowing his cock off with the small Luger he holds as he hides beneath the bed is becoming too much to bear.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Meanwhile,
in the laundry basket, Martin Bormann is sniffing the dirty towels and making soft keening noises.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:26, archived)
# A woman
with tits and a man with a dick
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:14, archived)
# Draw Moggy to the board? She'll be arriving in three, two ...
She always arrives around the same time as you? Like your Jack Lemon btw
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:22, archived)
# Thor showing off his mighty hammer to some valhalla babes
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:25, archived)
# where's me bouncy tit castle?
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Where baby hedgehogs come from...
(moistness, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:24, archived)
# Awww
They look so snug
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:35, archived)
# throws stick to get one :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:53, archived)
# 'Drills a hole through'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:26, archived)
# soaks in vinegar
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:32, archived)
# 'bakes in oven'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:40, archived)
# gets smashed to pieces by first hit from one of the big boys :(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:52, archived)
# something horrible

from my new video.

Theres a few more gifs on that link as well, enjoy
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:23, archived)
# ad blocks
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:24, archived)
# You're stuff is awesome
Didn't you do the "Beastenders" vid?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:25, archived)
# haha yeah that was bloody ages ago
the first thing I ever did in after effects
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:29, archived)
# YOU ARE STUFF
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 9:04, archived)
# mmmmm crunchewy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:25, archived)
# you sure are crazy for doing this, being an arachnophobe...
You got a good writeup on cartoon brew yesterday. A very respectamable website.
www.cartoonbrew.com/shorts/cobwebs-by-cyriak.html
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:26, archived)
# ah cool cheers for the link
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:30, archived)
# amazing work as always
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:38, archived)
# ^^this
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:48, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:08, archived)
# wow
that's awesome
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:09, archived)
# GAH!
That's proper creepy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:11, archived)
# quality madness
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Quality grotesque.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:22, archived)
# Excellent!
Love spiders and I LOVE this.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:24, archived)
# That bit that made me itch
Also, nice great video as usual
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:32, archived)
# when are we going to get a tutorial about doing this sort of thing from you?
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:51, archived)
# probably never, due to a conspiracy of secrecy and laziness
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:16, archived)
# here comes de boss :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:18, archived)
# Not spiders! Anything but spiders!!!
Soooperb!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:31, archived)
# being so close to your home town...
Sometimes watching your stuff makes me want to catch a train, find you and scream "You're GENIUS!! BUT WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO YOU?!"
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:09, archived)
#
spectacular stuff as per
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 19:45, archived)
# aaaaggghhhh *gulp*
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:37, archived)
# GET IT AWAY FROM ME
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 11:09, archived)
# Mesmerising.
Watching that I almost forgot that spiders terrify me.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Hollywood Lightsabers: Jaws
CFB | collection

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Here's to swimming with bow-legged Gamorreans!
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:17, archived)
# We are going to need a bigger Sith
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:21, archived)
# HOLY LIQUOR
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:28, archived)
# Show me the way to go home.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:37, archived)
# Look at the size of them damn Jawas!
Nice work
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:36, archived)
# this won't make any sense to non-metallica fans
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:58, archived)
# *plays painful game of Monopoly*
Wonderfully animated, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:03, archived)
# \o/
ignore the dodgy beard
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:04, archived)
# it's a hedgehog!
compo it :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:08, archived)
# Yay! But all beards are dodgy...
Also, now seems the perfect excuse for posting the silliest thing I've ever made:

(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:11, archived)
# An explosion so violent, it grew a face just so it could scowl.
And if we're posting silly stuff, have this very recent drawing of a Morrissey mammoth, from the last project I was working on.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:16, archived)
# Hahaha, he's miserable, but at least he's warm!
On a Smiths-ian note, I saw a clip of Johnny Marr in an American sitcom recently, and he plays a straight-man role very well indeed:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOyXZtN21Gg
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:33, archived)
# it's not silly
it's just gay(shift)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:03, archived)
# Sewing the seeds of love - their Tears For Fears cover?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:04, archived)
# say what you see, and if you see it, say it!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:05, archived)
# i see james hetfield in stitches
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:17, archived)
# you lose
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:04, archived)
# The Frayed Ends of Sanity, perhaps?
Don't Thread On Me.
Where The Wild Strings Are.
Ain't My Stitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:04, archived)
# hahaha
i think you're onto something here
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:06, archived)
# they`re sew darn good?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:05, archived)
# Shouting at Needlepoint
Best Metallica song, ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:05, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:12, archived)
# Contemporary cover of "puppet on a string"?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:05, archived)
# ..and Just Stitch For All
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:10, archived)
# c'mon people! that was comedy gold!
ok ok ok, 'Holier Than Thou'?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:17, archived)
# stop...just stop
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:14, archived)
# pffft :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:18, archived)
# oh ffs, pedro
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:04, archived)
# hahahahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Lars Ulrich. What a fucking shit drummer.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:23, archived)
# YOUTUBE WARS
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:05, archived)
# doesn't matter that it makes no sense to me
it's funny and very well done :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:27, archived)
# cheers
it's a skit on a line of their hit song 'master of puppets'

"needlework the way, never you betray
life of death becoming clearer
pain monopoly, ritual misery
chop your breakfast on a mirror"
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:07, archived)
# YES YES YES
awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:56, archived)
# cheers smears
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:27, archived)
# WTFK?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:05, archived)
# right, that's it
i'm plugging the guitar in now and playing along to the battery backing track
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:28, archived)
# haha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:14, archived)
# hahahaha
now that's real Cross stitching!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:34, archived)
# the reggae version
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:35, archived)
# I'm backwards!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:52, archived)
# D'oof! *clicks begrudgingly*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:55, archived)
# ahahahahaha!
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:55, archived)
# As I scrolled down
I thought it was gonna be 'Now you DON'T see-threepio' - BUT I WAS WRONG.
Very good *click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:57, archived)
# why isn`t artoo see - throo?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Nicely ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:59, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:10, archived)
# good lord
well done
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Heh heh!
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:04, archived)
# That hurt man
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:04, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:27, archived)
# So fucking wrong.
Go sit in the corner!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:12, archived)
# haha
nice work, my son's actually watching that movie now (off sick from school, poor fella)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:29, archived)
# Hahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:36, archived)
# BOOOOOOO
There's got to be a limit somewhere. A law. This goes too far. I'm sorry but that's just the way it is.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:25, archived)
# Bad Howdy!
Get in your bed!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:48, archived)
# FP? Many thanks, mysterious one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 21:38, archived)
# When I was younger...
...I used to say that.

I also called him "See through perspex".
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:44, archived)

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