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# Fed up
I'm not now, but when I drew this I was feeling pretty overwhelmed with things, though drawing it was cathartic,even if it's so simple. Poor Kurt got to be my scapegoat in this one.

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 8 May 2012, 11:12, archived)
# Simple, but with feeling
Good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 8 May 2012, 11:15, archived)
# Thanks Miss C
I'm not one for angsty art, but I was hormonal into the bargain, I suspect.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 8 May 2012, 11:37, archived)
# You've put your telly up the wrong way!
Glad you're not feeling fed up now. Nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 8 May 2012, 11:19, archived)
# :) Thanks, haha!
*bangs top of set*
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 8 May 2012, 11:38, archived)
# he's never going to get his head down to it...
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 8 May 2012, 11:28, archived)
# Hahahah! :D
You bloody legend, LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 8 May 2012, 11:35, archived)
# Always best to take it out on the paints and pencils.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 May 2012, 11:58, archived)
# Definitely true, Captain
I did feel better for making it when I didn't have the spirit to do much else. Thanks btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 8 May 2012, 12:10, archived)
# I really like this
Sums up a lot of emotions in one... hope you're feeling better now :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:02, archived)
# Thank you kindly, I am.
Had a rough patch a while back, can look back on it now with equanimity, bit of a blip on the horizon really, I'm back to silly form again :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:13, archived)
# Cheer up!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:09, archived)
# 'Tis alright now, Atomic
and thank you kindly for your cheery words :)

I'm off to bed, have fun, you crazy kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:14, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 8 May 2012, 11:12, archived)
# Freaky in a runny sort of way
Admire the skills though. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 8 May 2012, 11:13, archived)
# thanky
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 8 May 2012, 11:25, archived)
# That's genuinely revolting
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 8 May 2012, 11:16, archived)
# cheers
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 8 May 2012, 11:25, archived)
# Bleurgh!
The disguise is slipping! Quickly, to the regeneration chamber before the humans notice!
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 8 May 2012, 11:17, archived)
# needs more dick to regenerate
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 8 May 2012, 11:26, archived)
# WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
MR SO-CALLED OBAMA IS OOZING MERCURY FROM HIS ILLUMINATI LIZARD SKIN INTO OUR VACCINES FOR THE CIA FBI MASIONIC ENGINEERED VIRUSES.




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(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 May 2012, 11:24, archived)
# you're on the ball, mu
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 8 May 2012, 11:27, archived)
# SOMETHING ELSE FANTASTICAL ABOUT THE NEW WORLD ORDER, CHEMTRAILS AND LADY GAGA'S PENIS
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 May 2012, 11:42, archived)
# lady gaga is the holy grail
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 8 May 2012, 11:46, archived)
# At least he seems to be enjoying the experience
Top face-melting there Rattlehead
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 8 May 2012, 11:29, archived)
# thanks
it's modelled on my glands
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 8 May 2012, 11:47, archived)
# Make it stop
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Tue 8 May 2012, 11:33, archived)
# chocolate presidential reign
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 8 May 2012, 11:44, archived)
# Rah!
Gilliamesque
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 May 2012, 11:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
Excellent sir! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 May 2012, 11:52, archived)
# Neargh!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 May 2012, 11:59, archived)
# whoah, fuck
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 May 2012, 12:10, archived)
# Oby, wassup?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:10, archived)
# the goo
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:26, archived)
# haha wow
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:52, archived)
# oh fuck yes *clicks hard*
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Boris being sworn in...


I'll get my coat...
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:54, archived)
# :D
The lights are on but nobody's home...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:03, archived)
# 'kin ell! The first thing on his agenda should be to slow the traffic behind him down!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:05, archived)
# As Frankie Boyle said:
"He's basically a bouncy castle with Alzheimer's"

(I think it was Frankie Boyle...)
(duts Optimus whut?, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:17, archived)
# I have a sudden urge to by some HOO
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:21, archived)
# HOO?
HOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 8 May 2012, 11:16, archived)
# haha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:54, archived)
# I love this!
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Tue 8 May 2012, 17:31, archived)
# Is that the correct word?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:09, archived)
# This is a more impressive shop when you remember that there's only 9 tiles.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 May 2012, 11:44, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 May 2012, 12:24, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:52, archived)
# I love this image so much
Truly giggleworthy, even though I'm not a Brit.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 8 May 2012, 11:14, archived)
# *Creeeeak*
No wonder he's not all there, his kidney has taken over his brain!
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 8 May 2012, 11:06, archived)
# Cheers Boris

Original London Transport advert De-ris
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:53, archived)
# Yay! Shopping...
an event we might have a chance of winning ;) Glad to see the UK team are in shape...
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:56, archived)
# I like the illustrations on those posters.
That old lady scares me a bit
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:07, archived)
# Ah yes
another of the government's polite ways of saying "It's fucked up, deal with it"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:23, archived)
# At least theyre admitting that shit will go down
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:42, archived)
# "earn rewards for cycling and walking"?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:30, archived)
# probably "health points"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:35, archived)
# haha
"Get your Olympics® points® for cycling® and walking® because we've been so massively deluded about the capital's transport capacity, and you can spend them on products® from our Health Sponsors® such as McDonald's®, Coca-Cola® and Greasy Crispmakers®*"


* You can only spend your health points with these approved partners, and you're not allowed to talk about it on the Internet or anywhere else, or even think about them in a non-approved way, including thinking about them in your downstairs loo at 3am while sobbing away trying to come to terms with your crushing helplessness.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:50, archived)
# mmmm - greasy crispmakers!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:57, archived)
# I'm sorry it's so big...
Today we have Melissa (Little house on the prairie) Gilbert "All growed up" and David Attenborough



and the wonderful Sid James.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:22, archived)
# Nice boob hop
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:27, archived)
# instead of being sorry, why not make it smaller?
with a click for as massive as you want it link?
Here www.b3tards.com/u/037e58b9e054b3c8dd7b/davidandmelissaoriginal2.gif only reduced by about 5% and 120k shaved off.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:42, archived)
# Thanks toasty
I did try loads of thing (before having to rush of to work), this is the best I got..


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:19, archived)
# A froggie went a-boobing.
I can't help but think I will be genuinely very sad when Attenborough eventually shuffles off this mortal coil. He really is part of the infrastructure of broadcasting IMHO.

Melissa has nicer ladybumps, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 8 May 2012, 8:51, archived)
# the world will be 23% stupider and the chances of many species survival will drop to near zero
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:53, archived)
# ^this
I had the good fortune of meeting him once and he is genuinely a lovely, lovely man.
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:45, archived)
# ^ That
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:10, archived)
# this ^^^
they keep trying to groom replacements but no-one cuts the mustard. The only person who is anywhere near in Dave's league is that scottish chap with the curly barnet...Gordon Buchanan. For my money anyway :)
(duts Optimus whut?, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:27, archived)
# Mr Toast is scarily on the money there.
The problem with replacements is that there are people with the voice for the narration (Stephen Fry was unexpectedly effective in that thing about whales recently), and there are some that have some knowledge, but usually in a specialist field.*

It's the complete package that Attenborough brings that is so unique.


* - and then there's Chris Packham, who is just a complete ladyplace in all counts.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 8 May 2012, 10:45, archived)
# true true :)
and whoever let Alan Titchmarsh near a documentary should have their nipples stapled together. he sends me into a murderous rampage the fucking cock.
(duts Optimus whut?, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:56, archived)
# I tried watch 'The Hampster' on his new "Planet Earth LIVE' program
What a load of shit!
- He was in Kenya at 11pm so it was dark and raining
- Another presenter was somewhere else and in bed at 2am
- and the other presenter was somewhere to look at the elephants (that weren't there)!

"Now lets look at another clip we took earlier with some camera work that is not as good as the real Planet Earth"

What a load of shite!

*Rant over
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 May 2012, 11:28, archived)
# I think he'll probably be more upset about it than you, to be fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 May 2012, 11:26, archived)
# I do hope that it's not possible to be upset after death
if so, there's the potential to be upset for an awfully long time.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 8 May 2012, 11:58, archived)
# Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:56, archived)
# The juxtaposition of Syd James here for this joke makes it
"Cooooooor!"
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:37, archived)
# ^ Them
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:10, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:11, archived)
# :)
I am glad this pleases you
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:19, archived)
# Tit Frog Rules!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:51, archived)
# ^ FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:59, archived)
# god
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:01, archived)
# excellent!
He never misses it, in fact he watches it every week.. Religiously!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:09, archived)
# He took his car for a service the other day
But he couldn't get it through the church doors.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:37, archived)
# heehee briller !
(duts Optimus whut?, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:20, archived)
# hahahahaha
Very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:28, archived)
# very nice,
have a click.
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:43, archived)
# God - the original narcissist!
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:48, archived)
# I never knew that God had copyrighted his own ear.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:09, archived)
# he copyrighted the entire human form
bit of a cheek really. Oh bugger, he'll sue me for the use of the word "cheek" now...
(duts Optimus whut?, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha...Yah Mon!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:12, archived)
# oO
A-Trip
(duts Optimus whut?, Tue 8 May 2012, 0:48, archived)
# Oooh pretty!
What is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 8 May 2012, 1:09, archived)
# it is a kind of thing
Im rubbish at explaining :( it's a kind of big mirror sculpture thingy reflecting the ceiling above :) except it's not a ceiling in so much as it is a kind of massive tower going up with stuff in it. That's it.
(duts Optimus whut?, Tue 8 May 2012, 1:13, archived)
# Ah, pretty much what I presumed it was.
Though I wondered if it was a tunnel going down or a mirror reflecting up. I like it. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 8 May 2012, 1:22, archived)
# same thing here.
been wondering how you'd get it to look like a mirror looking up and not looking into a room in the thing. Dirt or something. dont matter.
(waxdart hello., Tue 8 May 2012, 2:10, archived)
# ta love! :)
(duts Optimus whut?, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:08, archived)
# It looks like a machine
A time machine space ship thingy with bits that go "ping!" and "Beep!" and lights that light up and it takes you off on a fantastic journey around Wigan in the 1970s.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 May 2012, 6:46, archived)
# pffft! I want to go for a ride!
(duts Optimus whut?, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:07, archived)
# O_o Ohh
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 8 May 2012, 4:07, archived)
# Nice!!! It looks like the tower thing from Mission Impossible, or something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 May 2012, 6:15, archived)
# you could easily have luke skywalker battling vader on the walkway at the top too
no-one would bat an eyelid :)
(duts Optimus whut?, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:14, archived)
# very nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 May 2012, 7:14, archived)
# Tardis console.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:57, archived)
# This is stunning
I love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:25, archived)
# Aw cheers!
and thanks all everyone for your lovely comments's :)
(duts Optimus whut?, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:09, archived)
# Large hard-on colander?
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:59, archived)
# It's a bit slow tonight... have the worlds funniest joke...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 7 May 2012, 23:53, archived)
# looks like a chick i know
but then she is lacking the tattoos
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 7 May 2012, 23:57, archived)
# I was waiting for some sort of CDC animation...
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 8 May 2012, 0:28, archived)
# Won't be long, you can have this till then
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 8 May 2012, 0:31, archived)
# ha ha ha awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 May 2012, 0:32, archived)
# Why, thank you, that'll do nicely.
I'm sure there's a Twilight Zone story in there somewhere. Or Goosebumps at least.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 8 May 2012, 1:09, archived)
# tell me again, human!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 May 2012, 0:32, archived)
# that am best :)
(duts Optimus whut?, Tue 8 May 2012, 0:48, archived)
# marble madness


probably nwot but thanks to mr HappyToats for his 3d render :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:00, archived)
# Emperor FUCKus
Nicely dooded
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:03, archived)
# Freebase goes bust! *ba-dum tish*
He looks disgusted at something...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:06, archived)
# Probably the decline and fall of the empire
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:31, archived)
# Fuckus Maximumus of the Row-man Empire!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:09, archived)
# haha!! & immortalised time & time again :D


mind you, he looks equally revolted here too...

i liked the antique spanging pan behind him
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:20, archived)
# He looks quite like the mask samurai warriors would wear.
It's got the same vicious scowling face. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:23, archived)
# yes! or a Maori warrior..
think its the quality of HTs original 3dbase pic
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:26, archived)
# I don't think I ever saw that. Do you have a link, by any chance?
I might have a go at making the samurai picture now :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:29, archived)
# et voila :D
jelly.b3ta.com/board/10744229
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:34, archived)
# Cheers! :D
EDIT: Tadaaa!

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:35, archived)
# FUCKiyama
Nice blink
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:47, archived)
# Row-Gym-bo
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:47, archived)
# Seven Flanurai
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:49, archived)
# Base-shido
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:51, archived)
# aaarggh!! FUCKing fast work :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:51, archived)
# Thanks :D
That animation down there took about... half an hour?

Took fucking ages thinking about what I could animate though. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:53, archived)
# Utterly wonderful
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:27, archived)
# Voldemort on the left?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 7 May 2012, 21:53, archived)
# ha! didn't even realise it was the one I did
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:31, archived)
# Irrumabo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 May 2012, 22:02, archived)
# Mind the pong
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 7 May 2012, 22:39, archived)
# What has happened?
Did I miss the nuclear war?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 May 2012, 23:20, archived)
# Nice beard...
Probably NSFW

Even more NSFW
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 7 May 2012, 20:36, archived)
# Hmmmm, what you need to ask yourself is, if someone happened to glance at your screen, would this look like
Richard Branson.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 May 2012, 20:39, archived)
# Well I did crop it pretty tightly to try to not make it not look like porn..
perhaps I failed
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 7 May 2012, 20:45, archived)
# I would say that still looks like a lady front bottom, perhaps change it to a nsfw marked link?
that way people can enjoy it once they've checked their boss isn't looking
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 May 2012, 20:40, archived)
# circa 1983
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 7 May 2012, 20:42, archived)
# your boss last looked at your screen in 1983?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 May 2012, 20:43, archived)
# I simply e-mail all my work to my boss
who proceeds to ignore it - rinse, repeat.

She might pay more attention if I had Branson Fanny faces on there though.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 7 May 2012, 20:48, archived)
# Your wish is my command
Well, some of them, anyway.
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 7 May 2012, 20:51, archived)
# haha, the ruder one is even better :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 May 2012, 20:54, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:00, archived)
# seems an appropriate place for a Richard
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 7 May 2012, 20:41, archived)
# Richard Branson's got a significantly cleft chin!
Also, may need a NSFW :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 7 May 2012, 20:41, archived)
# CUNT
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 May 2012, 20:45, archived)
# That's got the be the wittiest use of that retort ever
Well done old bean :)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 7 May 2012, 21:02, archived)
# *doffs cap*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:12, archived)
# I was going to post that as a witty retort
I STILL MIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:12, archived)
# trim anyhows..
edit & they seem to be proliferating on here/links recently ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 7 May 2012, 20:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 May 2012, 20:52, archived)
# FALSEHOOD!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 7 May 2012, 20:58, archived)
# KEN LOW BIDDY DIBBY DOW DEW
tits n cock
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 May 2012, 22:22, archived)
# Oh dear that could put me off.
Then again he might even consider...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 7 May 2012, 22:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Thought I'd have a go at doing a biro Far Side-style cartoon...

(in a slightly wonky frame)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 7 May 2012, 18:54, archived)
# The Pickwick Purgatory.
Excellent work, also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 May 2012, 19:01, archived)
# This is rather woo!
Have a click.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 7 May 2012, 19:08, archived)
# Excellent
Larson is my toon idol
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 7 May 2012, 19:08, archived)
# Thank you :)
I remember flicking through some Far Side books in WHSmith as a kid, and then I'd put the book down and leave with my parents...
and then I'd suddenly realise the significance of why a truck full of scissors crashing into a home for the criminally deranged would be a bad thing.
Ahh, wonderfully dark memories...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 7 May 2012, 19:25, archived)
# Satan's such a card
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 7 May 2012, 19:14, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 May 2012, 19:17, archived)
# Rats with tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 7 May 2012, 19:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 May 2012, 19:19, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 May 2012, 19:21, archived)
# Bwahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 7 May 2012, 19:28, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 7 May 2012, 22:41, archived)
# Nice drawing
Not got a scooby what it's all about, right enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 7 May 2012, 23:21, archived)
# Rip off of Larson i think you'll find
(the_randomist Yes, Yes i'm a lurker, Wed 9 May 2012, 0:15, archived)
# very faithful to Larson's style
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 May 2012, 19:19, archived)
# Cheers :)
I wanted to shade it in ben-day dots for further authenticity - but trying to do a dot with a biro is practically impossible... :/
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 7 May 2012, 19:34, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 7 May 2012, 19:52, archived)
# haha this is class* :D
*double took big time; tried to work out what you'd changed LOLS..
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 7 May 2012, 20:45, archived)
# Wow
As compliments go, that's... wow! Thank you kindly :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:04, archived)
# you're welcome :D
& i will also confess to having done a GIS to check.. hehehe *cackles*..
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:17, archived)
#
That's an unfeasible amount of talent at work there. You aren't actually Larson, are you?
(ianisme, Tue 8 May 2012, 11:59, archived)
# LARSON-TASTIC!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 8 May 2012, 16:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Suggestions led to this.


And yes I'm left handed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 7 May 2012, 17:50, archived)
# Hooray for this!
Another lefty here
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 7 May 2012, 17:51, archived)
# Yay! In the olden days, we'd be deemed evil! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 7 May 2012, 17:54, archived)
# Still are!
BURN THEM!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 7 May 2012, 17:55, archived)
# You're both going to die an average of seven years younger than a right handed person...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 7 May 2012, 17:58, archived)
# If you add up all the things in my life that suggest I'm going to die sooner
I probably should have been dead about five years already
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 7 May 2012, 18:03, archived)
# Me too, I used to laugh at my doctor when he kept warning me....
Untill I had a heart attack last year;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 7 May 2012, 18:09, archived)
# Does this mean I have to live a reckless, wild life from now on
to make up for the accumulated 7 years right-handers would probably spend... I dunno... filling out forms or watching Countdown?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 7 May 2012, 18:03, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 7 May 2012, 18:10, archived)
# Do you normally have right handers while watching countdown?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 7 May 2012, 18:10, archived)
# Not since Carol Vor-HEY!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 7 May 2012, 18:11, archived)
# She's old enough to be your Grandmother :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 7 May 2012, 18:15, archived)
# *Googles* YIKES!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 7 May 2012, 18:22, archived)
# Born the same year as Julianne Moore
In both cases, it's not enough to put me off.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 7 May 2012, 20:23, archived)
# Saying that, Sigourney Weaver's about 60.
It's so disorienting when you see an actress or similar in their prime, like, 30 years ago, then you see them now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 7 May 2012, 20:38, archived)
# Those are some pretty extreme cheek piercings
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 May 2012, 17:58, archived)
# Southpaw!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 May 2012, 18:41, archived)
# Hahaha! It was inevitable :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 7 May 2012, 18:44, archived)
# Not any more you're not


Now you're just cack-handed and holding the pen like a mong.


Also, this is rather woo-worthy.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 7 May 2012, 18:48, archived)
# I think I write better with the pen between my teeth than with my right hand.
I'm THAT bad at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 7 May 2012, 18:51, archived)
# Sometimes I try and teach myself to write with my left hand
Then I get depressed at writing like a retarded three-year old and quit again.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 7 May 2012, 18:57, archived)
# My right-handed writing is almost exactly like what my handwriting was like when I was about 4.
This distresses me greatly.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 7 May 2012, 19:07, archived)
# Same with my left hand
I just tried writing in mirror writing to see if that made it look better. It didn't. Fucking stupid hand.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 7 May 2012, 19:14, archived)
# I'd love to be ambidextrous; I can only imagine what my work would look like if done with the right hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 7 May 2012, 19:29, archived)
# At the minute, like the stuff with your left hand
if it was drawn by twenty monkeys high on caffeine running riot in a pencil factory.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 7 May 2012, 20:10, archived)
# Oooh, post-modern :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 7 May 2012, 20:32, archived)
# I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous
....




wait for it. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:34, archived)
# D'ooh! XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 8 May 2012, 11:04, archived)
# Fantastic Mr Fox! *click*
But what are you drawing?
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 7 May 2012, 18:49, archived)
# This.

Albeit really badly.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 7 May 2012, 18:54, archived)
# Haha, excellent :)
Your womble is clearly anti-establishment.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 7 May 2012, 18:59, archived)
# And anti-Michael Ellis.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 7 May 2012, 19:06, archived)
# NEVER FORGET
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 7 May 2012, 19:22, archived)
# Most spendid Bourbon
have a click :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 7 May 2012, 19:28, archived)
# Thanks :) I was worried as to how this would turn out.
I might develop on this, maybe add a bit more to it in future.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 7 May 2012, 19:32, archived)
# Go for it - it's a really nice style
(sorry for late reply I've been distracted by your little furry friends on C4)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 7 May 2012, 20:49, archived)
# Is that the fox show that's been going on for a while?
The one time I don't have a telly and it's on. :( I imagine it'll be on catch-up soon anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:07, archived)
# There was some excellent footage
but I couldn't watch the bit with a pest controller dispatching a full grown one :(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:15, archived)
# I saw something similar a few months ago on Eden, I think
Horrible. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:19, archived)
# ^this would be a good thing :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 7 May 2012, 20:50, archived)
# I think I suit using traditional media more than digital, to be honest.
It's that small touch of human error you get with things like biro that gives it life.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:25, archived)
# digital has its place, makes it a bit quicker to manipulate things :D
check out this from Gilliam; youtu.be/IrsKPKjGF_Y - excellent tutorial :D

he also did a book, Animations of Mortality; worth finding
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:50, archived)
# Most wonderful! I loved the animated segments in Monty Python.
I'll have to look out for that book; I'm looking to get more into animation in the time I've got free over Summer :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 7 May 2012, 22:00, archived)
# Lovely foxy!
So your left handed? I won't hold it against you.


Unless you really want me to *waggles eyebrows*
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:35, archived)
# Thanks :D
I do find it amusing when someone in public sees me writing or drawing with my left hand, it's like "Darling! Bring the children to see the freak!"

Okay, maybe not as bad as that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:49, archived)
# Happy b3taday Smashy! Everyone will give you a clown pic! ...Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 7 May 2012, 17:01, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 7 May 2012, 17:02, archived)
# Also there is some fantastic fat wobbling over on /links
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 7 May 2012, 17:02, archived)
# holyfuckingfuck!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 May 2012, 17:06, archived)
# She likes* clowns!
Send in the clowns!
*'likes' may mean 'fears'.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 7 May 2012, 17:08, archived)
# Nurse! NUUURSE! I'M SEEING THEM AGAIN!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 7 May 2012, 17:09, archived)
# Nice!
Here's a Q+D clown prince

Happy b3taday Smashy!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 7 May 2012, 17:14, archived)
# Ha ha!!
Not scary enough.
She likes Scary Clowns.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 7 May 2012, 17:15, archived)
# I'm not sure that she does...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 7 May 2012, 17:53, archived)
# Trust me.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 7 May 2012, 17:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
* Awaits the web sherif

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 May 2012, 19:14, archived)
# She's not gonna be happy seeing that :D
Happy Candle Day Smashy when you get here!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 7 May 2012, 17:23, archived)
# Fuckclown.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 May 2012, 17:27, archived)
# Let me out of the cupboard and I'll give you some help with your makeup...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 7 May 2012, 17:59, archived)
# holy shuddering fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 7 May 2012, 18:26, archived)
# NO NO NO NO NO NO
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 7 May 2012, 18:50, archived)
# hi girls
[mod edit - linked - 400k limit on animations cheers]
(FUNTUBEtorturer http://mentalkaotianblog.dinstudio.co.uk, Mon 7 May 2012, 18:59, archived)
# Who's that trip-trapping over from /links?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7r76H62tzrg
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 May 2012, 19:05, archived)
# I'll pea to that!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:17, archived)
# bin dun ?


Click for bigger (290 kb)
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Mon 7 May 2012, 15:11, archived)
# oddly, my pea smells of asparagus today
yet I've not eaten any
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 7 May 2012, 15:24, archived)
# maybe you're not eating enough
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 7 May 2012, 15:42, archived)
# Sleep walking?
Or more accurately sleep asparagus eating? Asparagusger syndrome?
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Mon 7 May 2012, 16:16, archived)
# Cancer?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 7 May 2012, 16:19, archived)
# If your peas also taste like asparagus...
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 7 May 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Who you gonna call..?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 7 May 2012, 17:01, archived)
# post busters
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 7 May 2012, 17:02, archived)
# Ba doom tish!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:37, archived)
# Sleep wokking?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:31, archived)
# It's possible, but I'm not really a gambling man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 May 2012, 17:32, archived)
# yes...no..maybe

with sway
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 May 2012, 14:59, archived)
# I love all these :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 May 2012, 15:02, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 May 2012, 15:13, archived)
# ^ me too.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 7 May 2012, 15:14, archived)
# ^this^
lovely series
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 May 2012, 15:29, archived)
# It would be sweeter if he wasn't offering to fist her.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 May 2012, 15:58, archived)
# =]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 7 May 2012, 15:03, archived)
# This is cute
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 7 May 2012, 15:13, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 7 May 2012, 15:20, archived)
# \o/ yes yes yes yes
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 7 May 2012, 15:46, archived)
# Oh go on
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 7 May 2012, 15:46, archived)
# How can she say no?
He's adorable
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 7 May 2012, 16:15, archived)
# doesnt look like she wants a teabagging from terence testicle...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 7 May 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Aw, c'mon!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 7 May 2012, 17:04, archived)
# Come on, hen.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 May 2012, 17:30, archived)
# She ain't keen...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 7 May 2012, 18:01, archived)
# Feel free to groan....
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 7 May 2012, 14:19, archived)
# *groans*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 7 May 2012, 14:21, archived)
# Haha. Nobody expects the unexpected item in bagging area!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 7 May 2012, 14:23, archived)
# It's true.
They don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 7 May 2012, 14:30, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 7 May 2012, 14:34, archived)
# ...
Σ:)>

Hmmm. Not the most convincing devil horns. Oh, well.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 7 May 2012, 14:44, archived)
# he looks like minnie driver
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 7 May 2012, 14:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 7 May 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Yay! This is so much more my style as well. Woo!
also....

(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 7 May 2012, 14:44, archived)
# Ha ha. A fruity fruit machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 7 May 2012, 14:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 7 May 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Haha
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 7 May 2012, 17:02, archived)
# I'll never understand why people choose these machines over having someone else scan your items for you
you're not getting paid to use them
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 7 May 2012, 15:22, archived)
# I've stopped using them
unless there is a queue for the manned tills and these are available, and I don't have any goods likely to confuse it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 7 May 2012, 15:25, archived)
# ^This.
Plus, it takes about half the time to use a till run by an actual human, rather than a stroppy machine.

Although, you're just as likely to get a stroppy human, especially in Tesco.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 7 May 2012, 15:28, archived)
# It's also better for the economy to keep the youf employed
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 7 May 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Exactly.
Unless they employ students to maintain the machines, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 7 May 2012, 15:53, archived)
# This is the thing
They don't serve people any quicker. The only reason they exist is because its cheaper to keep a machine going than to pay someone wages.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 7 May 2012, 15:53, archived)
# and if the youf don't have jobs then they can't afford to buy your stuff so they nick it
which is easier to do when you have a computer manning your tills

it's the circle of life
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 7 May 2012, 16:12, archived)
#
:(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 May 2012, 16:30, archived)
# Well that went downhill quickly
Thankfully JMG was funny.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 7 May 2012, 16:43, archived)
# cheers man, that thread is hilarious :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 7 May 2012, 16:47, archived)
# it's pretty simple really, if you go in for a case of beer and the tills are all queued up to fuck
you'd be fucking mental not to use the self-scan thing
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 7 May 2012, 15:34, archived)
# We can't buy beer at the supermarket here
they have to have a seperate shop next door

they'd be fucking mental to not have staff behind the counter in the bottle shop
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 7 May 2012, 15:36, archived)
# But when scanning any age-restricted item, the machine then tells you to wait while the 'you don't look over 25 to me, sonny' brigade are called
so you end up standing there for ages anyway :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 May 2012, 15:40, archived)
# ^ This. They're a pain
and the manned till queues would move quicker if they had a few more of them and not these taking up the space.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 7 May 2012, 15:36, archived)
# They should pay out...
There should be a discount for using the machines. A refund of the wages that Tesco are saving. I have only used the machines three times, and each time they tried to cause some kind of fight by whining about the items. Never got through one without a staff member involved.

As to the "one case of beer" - this is what the fag counter is for. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Mon 7 May 2012, 16:24, archived)
# I rarely have any trouble with them...
...and the queue's usually a lot quicker. I think the shuffling masses don't realise that a queue that's twice as long, but for four tills, goes twice as fast. That, and luddites refuse to use them.

The trick is to not bother trying to put things into bags on the scales -- that just confuses the POS*. Beep everything through, then bag it after you've paid.

The ones with a big coin chute instead of a slot are also handy for getting rid of change. I periodically dump the shrapnel from my wallet into one, then pay the remainder by card like I planned to anyway. Fuck you, Coinstar.

* Point of Sale? Yes! Piece of Shit? Also yes!
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Mon 7 May 2012, 16:44, archived)
# Congratulations! You just did menial work for free.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 7 May 2012, 17:00, archived)
# ... really, that's your problem with them? Princess Gronkpan's too precious to wave her own tesco finest lasagne at the damn laser?
What, do you get a kick out of the looks of quiet despair from the poor bastards, as they sit there in their dead-end jobs... staring consumerism in its greasy, flabby face, day in, day out... wondering, as the pointless years drift away, where they went wrong in their lives?

You've still got to pick up all your crap beforehand to put it on the conveyor, and again to bag it up at the other side, so all the effort a manned till saves you is, er, orienting it so the barcode points at the scanner.

Robotills save the shop "menial work", sure, but they cost the customer an utterly negligible amount of work, if any, compared to the alternative. "Amount of work done" is not a fixed value, otherwise supermarkets could make your shopping run less work by paying people to jump up and down.

In other words, you're flat-out wrong... shall I just put you down under "luddite"?
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Mon 7 May 2012, 22:10, archived)
# Anything that does away with actual human contact
is a plus, to be honest.
(~6, Tue 8 May 2012, 0:41, archived)
# yes, yes they do
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 7 May 2012, 13:07, archived)
# this amuses discomeats
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 7 May 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Bourbon Fox snickers childishly at the sweary words.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 7 May 2012, 13:11, archived)
# pfff! you said snickers!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 May 2012, 13:12, archived)
# racist!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 May 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Bourbon Fox marathon childishly at the sweary words.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 May 2012, 13:15, archived)
# Drimble uses biscuit wordplay.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 7 May 2012, 13:22, archived)
# Drimble approves of your Breakbot link and is currently listening to it.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 May 2012, 13:26, archived)
# This pleases Bourbon Fox. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 7 May 2012, 13:45, archived)
# WHY!
does your LOVE!
hurt so MUCH!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 May 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Birthdums monkey smash!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 7 May 2012, 13:15, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 May 2012, 13:16, archived)
# Oh, go on then - have a birthday treat of FUCK

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 7 May 2012, 13:17, archived)
# hahahahaha!
that expression works so well on her!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 May 2012, 13:21, archived)
# This reminds me why Freebase looks so familiar
selfrelianceessentials.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/snotgurgle-798479.jpg
I had the book this was from as a child
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 7 May 2012, 13:24, archived)
# AND some entertainment to boot for your candle!

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 7 May 2012, 13:18, archived)
# with this FUCK, you really are spoiling me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 May 2012, 13:22, archived)
# AND a delightfully retro birthday present! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 7 May 2012, 13:21, archived)
# FUCK HOPPER!
*loves*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 May 2012, 13:22, archived)
# You could say this is a base jumper!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 7 May 2012, 13:26, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 May 2012, 13:28, archived)
# haha Mr Hoppy!
Ivan Fuck :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 7 May 2012, 13:25, archived)
# Yay! You did show up for your birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 7 May 2012, 13:20, archived)
# yep :)
mostly because i needed to do some washing here and the snooker's not on till 2.30 ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 May 2012, 13:25, archived)
# Merry candle day!
By this conveyance, the petitioner seeks the furtherance of the state of general amity that has preceded the issuance of this instrument with the intent thereby of avoiding the diminution of said relationship; notwithstanding the aforementioned, it shall be specifically understood that the party of the first part (herein referred to as the sender) desires to fulfill, to the best of sender's abilities, special duties to the party of the second part (hereinafter referred to as sendee) as reflected in the content and implicit sentiments in this instrument (herineafter referred to as cardee); that such duties include, but are not limited to, rendering of specific aid and comfort as appropriate on the occasion of the natal day of the party of the second part; said natal day commonly being accompanied by stress, angst and general ennui, and said parties, feelings and internal humors being further aggravated by the adding of yet another vertical, paraffin-enclosed, wick-activated incendiary device surmounting the generally-accepted sucrose-based bakery confection; by means of this instrument and other communications, the party of the first part seeks to extend the appropriate sympathies in a test that the interpersonal feelings that have marked the relationship hereunto preceding are to be rendered even more vigorously.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 7 May 2012, 14:07, archived)
# ta :)
the scary part is, i understood that!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 May 2012, 14:11, archived)
# ooo, time to go!
it's almost snooker o'clock!
'bye all, thanks for the lovely piccies!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 May 2012, 14:12, archived)
# I want this on a card
so I can buy it
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 7 May 2012, 15:27, archived)
# i love this image of grown men using swear-words that children would use
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 May 2012, 13:11, archived)
# are you being a doodyhead?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 May 2012, 13:14, archived)
# possibly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 May 2012, 13:16, archived)
# Happy candles...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 7 May 2012, 14:02, archived)
# yay!
wow, i look like some kind of freaky doll there!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 May 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Haha you said it!, Just searching and spazzing back, found this it made me laugh like a loon! I'm sure he's want you to have it again..
www.b3ta.com/board/10414698
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 7 May 2012, 14:14, archived)
# arf!
really must go now, 'bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 May 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Is this an unshopped picture of some in-store signage? :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 May 2012, 13:14, archived)
# #3 is really getting into it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 7 May 2012, 13:20, archived)
# + jobby
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 7 May 2012, 13:23, archived)
# jobby :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 7 May 2012, 13:24, archived)
# Wee wees
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 7 May 2012, 13:49, archived)
# Haha, I'm slow today, this took me about 20 seconds!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 7 May 2012, 14:02, archived)
# what
no Matt Everitt, horse faced silver haired Music News presenter on 6music and drummer from menswear?
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:42, archived)
# indeed
(teasus likes tea, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:06, archived)
# fuck me that took all day
result pfft ;)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 8 May 2012, 22:57, archived)
# Circa 2009...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 8 May 2012, 23:32, archived)
# Fe
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 May 2012, 13:02, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 7 May 2012, 13:08, archived)
# Fe? Iron?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 7 May 2012, 13:10, archived)
# my thought exactly
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 7 May 2012, 13:11, archived)
# he
I will
ing
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 7 May 2012, 13:15, archived)
# *clicks 'like'*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 7 May 2012, 13:16, archived)
# ooo fireworks!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 7 May 2012, 13:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 7 May 2012, 15:48, archived)
# Excellent!!!
*Click* ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:55, archived)
# What did you do that for, silly?
The MOD will evict you now.
(KingOfMyCastle, Tue 8 May 2012, 12:25, archived)
# [MOD edit]
Thank you all kindly. An FP, though? Bloody hell :o
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 May 2012, 12:33, archived)
# "If they don't see, they'll never know"

Make of it what you will...
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Mon 7 May 2012, 12:46, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(herman:D, Mon 7 May 2012, 12:41, archived)
# Very good
What's the original?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 7 May 2012, 12:43, archived)
# he's added the winky
i think
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 7 May 2012, 12:44, archived)
# Yeah that's what I thought
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 7 May 2012, 12:53, archived)
# haha, isn't this kenny everett?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 7 May 2012, 12:46, archived)
# hahaha :D
Kenny you loon!!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 7 May 2012, 12:47, archived)
# now there's a blast from the past!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 May 2012, 12:47, archived)
# haahahaha
love it
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 7 May 2012, 12:49, archived)
# it's all done in the best possible taste!
(patella, Mon 7 May 2012, 12:56, archived)
# cupid stunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 May 2012, 12:59, archived)
# morris mimer!
probably best viewed with the music :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv_EWG5bb0Q
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 7 May 2012, 13:09, archived)
# yay :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 7 May 2012, 14:32, archived)

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