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# meant for the camel competition :(


(edtwozeronine, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:47, archived)
# Has the challenge changed?
HAS IT?



(no, not yet)
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:50, archived)
# teeefffss
are messin mit me.. aagghh..
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:54, archived)
# Compo it by posting it again in a new thread.
That's the new way.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:55, archived)
# Twice to make sure
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:57, archived)
# I understand it's de rigueur around these parts
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:57, archived)
# Using the term de rigeur is the new de rigeur on the BBC news website.....
Never seen it used on there untill this week, but three time so far now...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:59, archived)
# At least I can spell de rigueur
Pah!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:03, archived)
# Haha, no I'll leave mine as proof that you misspelt it in the first place ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:06, archived)
# Eh?


:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:09, archived)
# haha..! :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:12, archived)
# hehe watch it....
the edit nazis are not far behind :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:14, archived)
# Cadburys camelmel
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:56, archived)
# Camelbury camelcamel
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:59, archived)
# At least they don't appear to rot your teeth looking at the picture...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:02, archived)
# This board works a bit funny init...
i couldn't see the reply to thread button on the competition page hence chucking it here...
(edtwozeronine, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:19, archived)
# awwww :D and welcomes :D
this is the right place.. choose *a challenge entry* from the drop down list, just underneath the box you type in when you make a post..

(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:29, archived)
# yeah
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:32, archived)
# fuck yeah :)
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 16 May 2012, 0:21, archived)
# You post the picture here, but specify compo entry rather than normal at the time you post
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:32, archived)
# This is the right place for it, you can't reply in the compo stream
To compo it, edit your post, and you'll see a little drop-down menu (currently showing "This is a normal post") that lets you add it to any of the open challenges
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:32, archived)
# Just use Edit
and you have an option to pop it in the challenge - and the place was very correct
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 16 May 2012, 5:30, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:16, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/links/Reverse_Throttle_Fail
(herman:D, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:17, archived)
# Look at him forlornly running after his stupid car!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:17, archived)
# Run after stupid car;
Little wall no barrier;
CCTV watches.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:21, archived)
# \o/
Can you do this for every gif?
It's very helpful.
;D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:26, archived)
# Gets out my washing ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:25, archived)
# why, have you sold
aaghhh fuckit i'm hallucinating

*goes for a brew*

(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:35, archived)
# Our master returns :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:25, archived)
# Girl on surf machine;
Qui Gon doesn't like fattys;
The force strikes again.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:29, archived)
# HaikMu
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:30, archived)
# BEN!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:34, archived)
# Nice one Jahled

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:29, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:29, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:30, archived)
# Grayscale bicycle;
Where have all the colours gone?;
Your balance needs work.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:32, archived)
# My little pony stole my colours
and yes, she is a clumsy cow!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:34, archived)
# Needs more Tit Frog.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:35, archived)
# That's only 4 syllables
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:36, archived)
# What is it with you and the tit frog?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:37, archived)
# He makes the boobs jiggle.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:38, archived)
# Needs more tit frog;
He makes the boobs jiggle;
Haiku Broken.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:41, archived)
# Bored of that now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:42, archived)
# Here's a haiku about you to commemorate you not doing haikus anymore
Rainbow dinosaurs
They are things Mu likes to draw
They do rainbow poos
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:45, archived)
# Totally profiling this.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:51, archived)
# I'm honoured
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:58, archived)
# Done.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:56, archived)
# I have to go make more Flan pics.... o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:44, archived)
# Bye nuclear.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:44, archived)
# See ya's.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:45, archived)
# true...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:42, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:11, archived)
# hahahahahaha
Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:42, archived)
# I half-expected her to fly out of the frame on the right
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 15 May 2012, 23:05, archived)
# My girlfriend bought me a new nodding dog. I hate the Thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:53, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE DASCHBOARDS
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:54, archived)
# FRESH SPANGS FOR YOU, BOY
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:59, archived)
# *glee*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:02, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 15 May 2012, 22:06, archived)
# Bravo
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:55, archived)
# You gotta be fuckin' kidding...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:57, archived)
# but what are his opinions on the nodding dog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:58, archived)
# Thanks for noticing...
I utterly love The Thing BTW ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:00, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:01, archived)
# Can we not escape the yiff porn?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:58, archived)
# FucK :)
kill it with hammers
(herman:D, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:02, archived)
# haha :D convenient for holding
parking tickets
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:02, archived)
# the thing rules :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:04, archived)
# Aww yes.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:13, archived)
# But will it win a second term?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:17, archived)
# probably
then again it'll make no difference....it never does :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:23, archived)
# ^This this and this
Shame on us all to put up with this. No matter what you vote for you get the same. In the pockets of bankers and big business. There is no choice any more apart from penguins and loony left/right.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:49, archived)
# Eww that's rather grim
but nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:45, archived)
# horrifying and excellent
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:14, archived)
# try to play gif
the first gif I send to it
(wzxpc, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:41, archived)
# yoda! i think name you should change to!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:42, archived)
# A transparent one too ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:43, archived)
# you fucking what?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:43, archived)
# ^ brill
has he been told to go for a long wait?
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:44, archived)
# (he doesn't know he's on a loop) o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:48, archived)
# Or maybe a short stand..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:49, archived)
# Can he get me a can of Tartan Paint please?
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:19, archived)
# Along with a bucket of steam?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:24, archived)
# A nice hot cup of snow is what you need.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:42, archived)
# and a pint of pigeon's milk
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:03, archived)
# m'kay mr mackey
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:49, archived)
# Is now hawnted by the sex scean with miss chocks on dick.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:51, archived)
# hahahaha chokes :D
mmmmm BIG purple pants...

edit: also thinking of the acid/ballon head episode
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:57, archived)
# M'kay ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:04, archived)
# mmmmmk'ay :))
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:14, archived)
# Balloon head acid trip was a classic...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:16, archived)
# Drugs are good. MmmKay?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:54, archived)
# well m'kay :))
PS did you let him out again?! bah!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:16, archived)
# He's that pissed and stoned all the time, he has no idea who's in or out running riot every night...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:20, archived)
# All true!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:25, archived)
# And I wonder why I'm still waiting for my jam sandwiches that i asked for a week ago....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:30, archived)
# I hope you like my special 'Ball Jam'.
XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:38, archived)
# Comes with its own floss...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:42, archived)
# Ha ha....I can't wait to try out my new whips on you.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:45, archived)
# Wear your wimple..!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:47, archived)
# Hurrah!! i'll be very quiet :D :D
and bring my own vanity unit
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:32, archived)
# Bring some ropes too. I'm fresh out.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:40, archived)
# *fevered knitting*
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:53, archived)
# Just don't accept a jam sandwich if he offers you one....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:00, archived)
# even if i'm feeling peckish?!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:08, archived)
# I wouldn't :-)
Bugger shower time.................
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:11, archived)
# o_O
guessing this is not scone based foolery then...
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:20, archived)
# You fuck'dup
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:44, archived)
# *Awaits*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:44, archived)
# It took him a year and 11 days to get that far.
I wouldn't hold your breath.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:45, archived)
# ^what she said
(herman:D, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:59, archived)
# This may be a while
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:36, archived)
# maybe her leg grew back
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:44, archived)
# I think one of Moggy's extra personalities has broken out
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:45, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:46, archived)
# Hahaha yay :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:46, archived)
# pbbllllt
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 15 May 2012, 21:46, archived)
# \o/ Success!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:47, archived)
# All the gif had been absorbed by it been a dog
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:48, archived)
# An updog?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:50, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 15 May 2012, 22:01, archived)
# A gif has frames that work
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:50, archived)
# Venn diagram
Things with frames that work
( spectacles, art galleries, .gifs) ........................( This image )
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:57, archived)
# :-)
Edit; found it from the dawn of time.....
www.b3ta.com/board/3758125
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:02, archived)
# Damn
Come back SFN !!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:35, archived)
# I like sprouts.
I like to go into stores, and touch them.

People say "what the fuck are you doing, man?"

and I point, and a sensually say, "sprouts" and touch the sprouts.

Sometimes the security guard grabs me and drags me away, I scream at the top of my voice "THIS IS HEMLOCK! HEMLOCK I SAY"

I always come back though, no matter how many times they stop me.

I always come back, and touch the sprouts.

Can you feel the sprouts? I can, they are so soft.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:50, archived)
# SPROUTS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:54, archived)
# A ship laden with sprouts
is a ship laden with happy sailors!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:55, archived)
# Salad Fingers - episode 83
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 15 May 2012, 22:02, archived)
# I think not
touching spoons is madness! It'll lead to inexplicable feminine dryness!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:07, archived)
# Rusty spoons, wrapped in tender, succulent sprout leaves.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 15 May 2012, 22:12, archived)
# Alright Moggy?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:55, archived)
# one year and some of lurk
and this is the opening act
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:02, archived)
# I can only assume English isn't their first language.
Aaaaand that's all I've got right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:08, archived)
# oh yes :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:12, archived)
# Cockbotherer!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:07, archived)
# here come some more!!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:34, archived)
# Call beige rectangle
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:37, archived)
# And
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:38, archived)
# maybe there's something funny inside
;D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:42, archived)
# Dead Prostitutes
In clowning garments.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:45, archived)
# awwww! you peeked
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:47, archived)
# HAA HAA!!! First real laugh of the day! XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:50, archived)
# whirr,click,buzz,whirr,click,buzz
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:46, archived)
# like a 1992 album cover
by a band from Huddersfield or somewhere like that

apart from the animation of course. Very nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2012, 20:52, archived)
# That's wonderful *click*
and reminds me of www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzciJv2DSGs
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:55, archived)
# ooh nice...bit more to it than mine... but meh :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:58, archived)
# What a finely constructed wanking machine!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:01, archived)
# Nice ear twitch
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 15 May 2012, 21:05, archived)
# This is wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:06, archived)
# wooo be!!
wooo be wooo be woobe wooo be infernal
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:12, archived)
# When the Borg went steam punk....
Edit; My coment just had me singing this, classic bit of old school....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1oz3_o5w7M
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:19, archived)
# Nice headgear
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:34, archived)
# now do a woman's if you can find enough cogs that do nothing!
missing apostrophe found under bellybutton fluff! sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:37, archived)
# You're missing an apostrophe there genius
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:38, archived)
# FP this.
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 15 May 2012, 21:41, archived)
# I'm hidding ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:42, archived)
# 'OL
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:45, archived)
# FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 15 May 2012, 22:04, archived)
# Eliptical cogs turning square shafts attached to triangle gears.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:40, archived)
# It's toblerone....
Sorry, what?
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Wed 16 May 2012, 5:27, archived)
# this is class :D
what, no fp(yet)?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:45, archived)
# Woo Nicely
netanimations.net/GearsGIF.gif
(herman:D, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:49, archived)
# great place for a day out
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:21, archived)
# And in tomorrow's papers...


Click for bigger (150 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 15 May 2012, 20:37, archived)
# DIDYOUMAKETHISI'VEBEENBURNEDONCEBYAREBBECABROOKESPOSTISHALLNOTLETITHAPPENAGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:38, archived)
# he's just scanned the early edition
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2012, 20:41, archived)
# Gwilty as charged, your honour
I did it all meself. It's a fair cop.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 15 May 2012, 20:45, archived)
# I DEMAND A PUBLIC INQUIRY!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2012, 20:47, archived)
# wot a scorcher =)
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 15 May 2012, 20:39, archived)
# PERVerting
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:40, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2012, 20:41, archived)
# Hehehe
But what's Danny Baker got to do with it?
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:42, archived)
# TJ: does anyone know about collectable game stuff?
I just found this in a box of stuff:

It's some promotional game thing for ICO that came with a postcard of the girl, sealed in bubble wrap that says "Look after her" on the back.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:45, archived)
# You need a new keyboard Toasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:47, archived)
# buy me one then
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:56, archived)
# Ok.
Which one?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:58, archived)
# Christ man, 20 minutes to pick a keyboard?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:18, archived)
# that girl looks Brian Froud-ish
is it anything to do with him ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:50, archived)
# If I know the collectables market* it's probably worth nothing now that it's been exposed to Earth's atmosphere.
* which I don't really
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:50, archived)
# Find where such things are sold or a fanclub, not an ideal time to sell collectables tho'.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 15 May 2012, 20:53, archived)
# ICO did pretty well in sales, so maybe there's some value in this.
Best just looking about online, see if there's any others like this on auction, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:54, archived)
#
One sold on ebay on the 5th May for a tenner
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:18, archived)
# I am playing this right now! I would happy to take this off your hands for the price of the postage :D
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:54, archived)
# a lot of people will be shocked when they see this tomorrow
the price just shot up by 20 pence
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:46, archived)
# hehe :D
"Uninformed," surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:56, archived)
[challenge entry] A poem I wrote when I was about 6 or 7.


Thanks to my pal Olaf for informing me that the image challenge this week was about camals.
(irv made you eat your parents in a chilli on, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:24, archived)
# bast of all the animals
did the priest spray you with 'holy water'?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2012, 20:26, archived)
# Oi!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:36, archived)
# NEVER COME NEAR!
with your holy cock
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2012, 20:40, archived)
# Never mind, you'll soon be 8.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 15 May 2012, 20:26, archived)
# best titile for a poem ever
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:28, archived)
# I remember when I was in nursery/reception/whatever
and drew a visual representation of 'Born Slippy' by Underworld.

I am so not even kidding... fuck knows where it is though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:29, archived)
# I WAS IN UNIVERSITY WHEN THAT CAME OUT YOU FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2012, 20:31, archived)
# o_______o
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:32, archived)
# meh, I was raving and popping E when it was all new man!
booting round the countryside avoiding the pigs and all that :)

I wore a lot of lime green I seem to recall
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2012, 20:36, archived)
# A single white glove and a referee's whistle?
Did you have a bloody glo-stick too?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:37, archived)
# didn't have a glove
this was pre glow sticks! Sinex and lots of chewing gum
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2012, 20:39, archived)
# haha.. yeah & hand painted boots with daygo laces..
leggings, home print Ts, old tartan shirts from back when Clock House (C&A) was THE SHIT

and i was already out of uni & working LOLS ... but i only feel old when i listen to the charts of a sunday

edit: C&A still exist?? fuuuck

(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:07, archived)
# I listen to Radio4, that way I shouldn't feel old 'til at least 70.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 15 May 2012, 21:09, archived)
# fustian for the ears :-)
radio 2 'ain't bad for that either
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:15, archived)
# Bloody latecomers, free festivals for me.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 15 May 2012, 21:07, archived)
# I'd have been 8.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:33, archived)
# Lolugonnadiesoongrandad
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:33, archived)
# NURSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2012, 20:34, archived)
# according to this maths I died 9 years ago
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:35, archived)
# With your fondness for zombies I'm not surprised by this news.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:36, archived)
# I was just looking at a picture I did for a magazine ages ago
dated 1994 a year before Born Slippy came out :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:38, archived)
# game of canasta?
I'll bring the soup
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2012, 20:42, archived)
# how old are you? 12? 13?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:33, archived)
# 18/19 by my count.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:34, archived)
# 20 :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:38, archived)
# I'm 24, shit just gets worse from here.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:40, archived)
# I'm almost old enough to be your dad
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:42, archived)
# Are you a (mostly)alcoholic pagan with a full satanic alter in his spare room?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:45, archived)
# Cool.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 15 May 2012, 20:55, archived)
# Did I mention that he knows Kung Fu?
Not even making this shit up.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:57, archived)
# Even better
sadly I'm also old enough to be your dad.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 15 May 2012, 21:04, archived)
# He once Kung Fu'd a ghost.
Still not making this up. It didn't work like, but he tried it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:07, archived)
# Mushrooms and booze is a terrible thing.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 15 May 2012, 21:10, archived)
#
b3ta.com/talk/6409646
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:12, archived)
# Wow, full-on new age fruit-loopery.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 15 May 2012, 21:27, archived)
# Her dead dog came to see her at my cousin's wedding.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:33, archived)
# no other than the first bit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:58, archived)
# You're mostly?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:02, archived)
# I can confirm this. I had a midlife crisis on my 20th birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:43, archived)
# That means you'll die at 40
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:04, archived)
# {:-D
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 15 May 2012, 21:06, archived)
# I don't know how to feel about this. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:12, archived)
# live for today... you'll never have to worry about crows feet
or jowls
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:20, archived)
# or rampant nostril/ear hairs
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:37, archived)
# or when it becomes inappropriate to continue
to go clubbing
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:41, archived)
# or that people look too young to be driving
or Policing
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:48, archived)
# Despite only being 20, I feel as though I've missed out on loads.
Like I want to start producing music, but all my idols started when they were, like, 15 or 16. I dunno, I feel sort of late to the party on that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:54, archived)
# Do it anyway, if you really like it enough.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 15 May 2012, 22:09, archived)
# I plan to; I've got about 4 months of nothing ahead of me, so I'll make a start soon. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:17, archived)
# Get a job, Hippy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:20, archived)
# I'm actually looking for one of those too.
But is there really anyone out there who wants a graphic designer for just 4 months?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:08, archived)
# ^exactly this
you never stop learning stuff, if you're genuinely interested just go for it :D

this year i've learnt how to animate in gif, improved my PS skillzzz, and just started playing with me 'ole bamboo..

seriously, c'mon...
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:21, archived)
# I guess I just feel disheartened that everyone else seems to have started much sooner.
But this is very true, and it's something I've wanted to do for a while now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:11, archived)
# i don't think *everyone else* has started sooner..
significant misconception.. but i think your generation has a whole internet/social media load of other stuff competing against you and for your attention, which didn't exist 20 years ago..

imagine that doesn't help your perceptions much.

fuck listen to me, fetch me fucking pipe & slippers!!
shit evolves over time though, honest :D go with it...
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 16 May 2012, 0:19, archived)
# Yeah...
I do know there's some brilliant artists out there who started much later than 20, so I guess all is not lost.

I'll have to ask people in the know, see if they can give me any advice on where to start; I'm thinking of doing something similar to French house/electro, so at least I've got some idea of what I want to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 16 May 2012, 0:34, archived)
# Chronological age or shoe size?
{;-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 15 May 2012, 20:50, archived)
# Young b3tan is young
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:29, archived)
# Oooh, I feel all weak.

And yet strangely powerful.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:37, archived)
# Which ex-b3tan are you now?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:40, archived)
# wait a moment
how fucking long are this demon child's demon arms!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:03, archived)
# Soul-grabbing long.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:12, archived)
# Remind me to kill Olaf.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:32, archived)
# I imagine Olaf has a huge mustache
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2012, 20:37, archived)
# Yeah, I do too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:39, archived)
# I am he
and unfortuantely I don't, sorry.
(Olaf on another board)

why do you have to kill me Mu?
(Goager, Wed 16 May 2012, 21:03, archived)
# LOL enough?
Ok, so for clarity, given the comments below!

1) Beaumont Alexander is the (fictional) protagonist of a book called The Vanity Game (see www.beaumontalexander.com) for details, published by Blasted Heath (http://blastedheath.com/?p=5720).

2) Serge is fictional Beaumont's fictional agent.

3) The post on Beaumont's *spoof* blog about this cover is a joke. The whole Beaumont blog is a joke. Pretty obviously so, no?

4) The picture is original. I made it. I'm not Beaumont, because Beaumont is fictional. I'm the publisher. It's all in jest. A spoof. Book marketing etc etc. But the pic is original, promise. Hate mail to [email protected] x




Click for bigger (216 kb)
(BeaumontAlexander BeaumontAlexander.com, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:37, archived)
# fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 15 May 2012, 19:38, archived)
# EDIT
Naughty naughty...
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:38, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:38, archived)
# I think he'd be making more of a farting noise
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 15 May 2012, 20:30, archived)
# How does one type that out, by the way? If he'd been exhaling hard.
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 15 May 2012, 20:37, archived)
# pbbllllt
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:42, archived)
# Haha! Very good first effort :)
Welcome aboard!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:38, archived)
#


EDIT: Read the FAQ you tool
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:39, archived)
# I could watch this all night, that cat is crying out to have a lightsaber put in it's paw....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:08, archived)
# why'd the cat go?
and I'd love to know how high it's jumping
*spots other peoples edits - oh, bad show
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:30, archived)
# I just got back from the shop all excited looking forward to watching it some more....
The cat looks like its claw catches a ladies jack that is probably hanging on a standard hight cloths peg, so I'd say about 4 feet give or take however much...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:16, archived)
# Satire _/
Topical √
Tits √
Ginger √
N00b on a Tuesday. DOES NOT COMPUTE... INVESTIGATING....

RESULT: USER DID NOT MAKE IMAGE. USER DID NOT MAKE IMAGE. USER DID NOT MAKE IMAGE.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2012, 19:41, archived)
# ^THIS!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:22, archived)
# it was all going so well too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2012, 20:23, archived)
# Shameful (for us).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:25, archived)
# I was so impressed I checked out his website.
I mean the address is right there man!

I was so upset when I got there, I just wanted to lash out you know? Break something. Hurt someone.


I never thought it would be me.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2012, 20:27, archived)
# Damn, I put it into google but didn't get any hits.
Well no, I go thousands, but all the original source.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:30, archived)
# well, unless Serge is his alter-ego!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2012, 20:32, archived)
#
Close. Serge is fictional. Beaumont is fictional. The pic is original, made by me. Who am I? Kyle MacRae, the publisher behind the book in which Beaumont is the protagonist. All a bit of fun.
(BeaumontAlexander BeaumontAlexander.com, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:55, archived)
# I did the same. A little investigation is all it took.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:31, archived)
# I didn't notice his site at the bottom :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:37, archived)
# I am shocked and outraged
and feel cheated
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:27, archived)
# it hurts deep inside doesn't it
like it will never stop hurting, and in a way, you don't want it to
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2012, 20:33, archived)
# D'aww... I feel massively cheated now. I think I'm going to drink tonight.
Well, I kind of have to, I got my grades back for this year, and passed with flying colours :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:28, archived)
# congrats
could it be your tutor feared the wrath of b3ta if he/she gave you poor marks ?
the threat of being ridiculed as an internet meme for all time ?
not wanting to take anything away from ur art skillz, just saying
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:35, archived)
# I should have actually got a higher grade
but apparently, I was too casual in my work, when really, I should be treating it as a job.

I dunno, it seems a little counter-intuitive, being on an art and design course and all.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:46, archived)
# treat it like a job ? steal paper clips and knock off early ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:58, archived)
# It's pretty much what that sentence translated to in my mind, yeah. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:56, archived)
#
Yes he did. Read between the lines. Or look here:

blastedheath.com/?p=5720
(BeaumontAlexander BeaumontAlexander.com, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:00, archived)
# I looked there.
I didn't understand. What is the site supposed to be doing?
I kept finding dead links or this: www.hjhampson.com/2012/03/11/permanence/ where I learned that HJ Hampson is under the impression that nonetheless is three separate words.
It doesn't make me want to read his/her book - which is what I think the site is trying to do. But I'm not sure.
What is the site supposed to be doing?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:31, archived)
# I think you badly miscalculated how this place works
If you are a newbie, don't post and run; look at the havoc you have caused.

Also comment on other people's work, this is not a place to simply whore your own stuff and be silent on everything else.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:35, archived)
# :)
welcome aboard
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:42, archived)
# haha!
chipping norton sweat
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:44, archived)
# Ha Ha
More of this!
(I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:44, archived)
# Doing TIME
Welcome to b3ta; it's a scream
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:45, archived)
# The bear agrees
●ᴥ●
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2012, 19:47, archived)
# it's going to eat your rabbit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:50, archived)
# 

(~\       _
 \ \     / \
  \ \___/ /\\
   | , , |  ~
   ( =v= )
    ` ^ '
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2012, 19:53, archived)
#
...................................
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:56, archived)
# where did you find that?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2012, 20:05, archived)
# In the woods.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:17, archived)
# MYTH UPHELD!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2012, 20:18, archived)
# Hello new person!
This is ace and I heartily endorse the front page viewing it will receive.

EDIT:

"If it looks too good to be true then it probably is."

*puts away lube*
this one's going in dry, I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:53, archived)
# Serge will be happy
Beaumont - ask Serge to sign up to B3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2012, 20:13, archived)
# shenanigans?
Arses. I thought this one was a keeper.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:24, archived)
# NINJA EDIT: woah beau wrong way to go
I bet he feels the right tit
like you
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:06, archived)
# WHOA!!
Let's be very clear about this, lovely b3ta peeps.

1) Beaumont Alexander is the (fictional) protagonist of a book called The Vanity Game (see www.beaumontalexander.com) for details [EDIT - no dot in beaumontalexander]

2) Serge is his (fictional) agent.

3) The post on Beaumont's blog about this cover is a joke. The whole Beaumont blog is a spoof. Pretty obviously so.

4) The picture was made by me, Kyle, part of Blasted Heath, the publisher behind The Vanity Game, posting on here as Beaumont as part of the ongoing fun we're havign with the character. It's an original pic. I made it! Me!

Do I have to fall on a sword now?
(BeaumontAlexander BeaumontAlexander.com, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:49, archived)
# this makes it sound like you posted it as an advert
which is even more frowned upon

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:32, archived)
# ^What Toasty said
www.b3ta.com/board/10769064
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:42, archived)
# well done
"I have no doubt that the lack of evidence against me will be borne out in court"
She does know she is being charged with destroying evidence, doesn't she?
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:14, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Yes quite :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:15, archived)
# HAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2012, 20:15, archived)
# Spotted!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 15 May 2012, 20:29, archived)
# Good point.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 15 May 2012, 21:00, archived)
# Feckin' Brill
(I helped save b3ta! blackhat was thrown from a fucking horse on, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:15, archived)
# That's going to be one messed up kid.......Also: You didn't make this.

NEVER TRUST A NOOB!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:18, archived)
# If it's something you have been sent, post it as a link on the links board, generally regarded as being over => there.
This board is for posting pictures you have made/tweaked yourself.

Cheers.

/getoutofjailfree blog
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:27, archived)
#
See my post above. I did make this pic myself.
(BeaumontAlexander BeaumontAlexander.com, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:51, archived)
# I suspect the title should also be "doing" time.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:51, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2012, 20:53, archived)
# me slow
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:56, archived)
# pbbllllt
(thanks mr Mu)
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 15 May 2012, 20:55, archived)
# hahaha glad I scrolled
for once
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:33, archived)
# *SLAP*
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:47, archived)
# ^ThiS
(herman:D, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:50, archived)
# frankly i don't care whether this post was made by you, beaumont, serge or some weird semi-fictional advertising agency
because it made me laugh, and hence i'm giving it a click
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 16 May 2012, 0:57, archived)
# am it teim for pitch forks?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 15 May 2012, 19:13, archived)
# a classic line - I lolled when I heard that on the radio
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2012, 19:15, archived)
# Hahaha
She's a bit fucked isn't she
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:17, archived)
# not as much as she will be in prison
they'll be whittling her a special 'friend' out of a table leg right now

if she's a good girl, they might even sand it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2012, 19:19, archived)
# Harsh, she might be rich enough to buy protection from the top dog
Or have a very boring time in solitary for a few years
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:28, archived)
# I'd like to think so,
But more likely 6 months' suspended thrown out on appeal and she goes home with a couple of hundred grand of our money.

Friends of Dave, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:29, archived)
# Christ, I hope not
I was just thinking there are an awful lot of people within the establishment Murdoch has put the dirt on, who want some vengeance.

She chose her master
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:33, archived)
# I bet Dave won't make a peep about any of this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2012, 19:33, archived)
# He wont
He knows she's guilty as sin
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:38, archived)
# not in public, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:55, archived)
# hehehe quite baffling.. :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:22, archived)
# 15Kg's of 1p's and 2p's equals £42.13p :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:23, archived)
# :)
I'm not looking forward to carrying that lot to the bank, the coins are in one of those mini Heineken kegs which is 3/4 full
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 15 May 2012, 19:30, archived)
# You could have bought one of these if they hadn't been stolen!
www.b3ta.com/board/10768753
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:38, archived)
# 14.99828kg's is £41.13
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:31, archived)
# Hahaha, you are absolutly right (At a guess as i'm not rechecking) I rounded it down ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:37, archived)
# You'd see him ripped off by a whole .483 pence!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:41, archived)
# I should know better than to think I could get away with it after seeing superman...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:46, archived)
# So by your maths I'm assuming that a 2p coin is twice the weight of 1p?
I'm glad royal mint didn't carry on with this formula, otherwise a £50 note would weigh 17.8kg.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:43, archived)
# Haha, yes...
2 half pence pieces used to weigh the same as one 1p ect, two 1p's the same as one 2p ect copper coin amounts add up...
Silver coins used to be the same, but not anymore....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:57, archived)
# Oh yes, and...
8p in copper coins (any combination) weighs 1oz. Just don't ask how I know this or where I find it useful.

a 10p pieces still weighs the same as 2x5p (though it's probably all in metric now)

And 2p pieces are 1 inch in diameter, handy for getting the distances on a 2miles to the inch road atlas, if you're too tight to have got a satnav that is.
(GoodLord doesn't have time for sigs., Wed 16 May 2012, 12:34, archived)
# Alan Titchmarsh brings a new meaning to "green fingers."

(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:31, archived)
# Apart from anything else
the green goes with her hair
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Vaguely relevant last minute challenge pearoast

(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Tue 15 May 2012, 17:57, archived)
# Can't beat smoking a good bit of green....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:13, archived)
# yeuchhh..homegrown crap
terrible stuff ..prefer psychedelic to psychotic
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:26, archived)
# Green's just a general nonspecific term for for any kind of grass rather than hash round where i come from :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:42, archived)
# I realise....also as a reference to homegrown .....it's took over the uk
sad state of affairs :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:47, archived)
# Is it the industrial super strength mind blowing "Almost acid like trippy stuff" you don't like...
When all you wan't is something just to mellow a little?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:54, archived)
# nothing acid-like about it...I've had loads of acid..haven't we all...forty years back it was all beeeeautiful stuff
with the green there's an "intensity" ...and nothing more.....none of the senses are heightened at all......just that you can't get out the chair.depends what you want from a smoke I suppose.Plus it smells and tastes vile....good dope smells like perfuuuuume :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:04, archived)
# I'v not touched acid for about 25 years! some great times, then 1 bad trip one day and forever bad after that :-(
As for the smoke you're on about, I was born in 65, so have probably never had anything like the stuff your refering to..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 15 May 2012, 18:36, archived)
# And he wonders why his villans are all so scary, he's got canabis psychosis!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:44, archived)
# Roll up Roll up.
Bangertime.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:55, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! fatpoof, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:15, archived)
# they must be good for you, they're green
also this
(excuse the thread jack)
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:27, archived)
# not a happy bunny
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:29, archived)
# The Sun's headline? "ROBBERY AT THE KNOBBERY"
Or "RUBBER ROBBERS RABBLEROUSING".

I'm here till Thursday, try the steak.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:31, archived)
# hahaha nice one. What's the betting this is front page news for The Sun tomorrow ?
I love their random lead stories when there's a phone hacking revelation.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:41, archived)
# I want revenue if that gets picked.
So by tomorrow, I could be the proud owner of a check for £2.75. Good times.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:51, archived)
# Brilliant way to pay off the student loans
wonder who hatched the idea, her or her father?
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 15 May 2012, 18:39, archived)
# Makes you wonder what course she did at uni.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:55, archived)
# Rampant Raiders rabbit with rumpo range
Sorry, that's a 'meh' attempt at a headline.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 15 May 2012, 18:41, archived)
# Day light rubbery robbery! £27.50p each...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:48, archived)
# haha bonkers :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:19, archived)
# Who the fuck sets up a sex shop with their dad?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:20, archived)
# Samantha Fox?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:34, archived)
# Kent Cigarettes
Actually brought out an asbestos filtered ciggie www.complichek.com/images/ad_Kent.jpg
















(wEEjOCKpOOpONGmCPLOP He is ugly though isnt he OOOH YESS!, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:29, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:05, archived)
# Is that moggy responding to some of her feedback?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:07, archived)
# XD I kill you XD
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Hey Embee
b3ta.com/board/10768474
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:11, archived)
# ?__?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:16, archived)
# Ooh I missed that, cheers
(had to take Moggy off ignore again to see it)

but that's rather lovely, I've been asking JJ to draw something like that for years and he's never done it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:17, archived)
# I...
What?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:31, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:08, archived)
# Japanese PMT's a bitch!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:08, archived)
# I think I love this headbanging girl.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:14, archived)
# I bet she let a little *parp* out when exerting herself there.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:15, archived)
# hoohoo
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:27, archived)
# BoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoing
Boing
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:36, archived)
# Poing?
b3ta.com/board/10768400
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:42, archived)
# *prints retraction in small-print on page 37*
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:55, archived)
# Good thing she put a towel down.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:38, archived)
# I love the clapping girlies in the background.
This needs an oompah-band soundtrack, I'm sure of it. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 15 May 2012, 17:58, archived)
# The three girls in the background are so casual about it all
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:43, archived)
# Hey, it's Japan.
They probably saw weirder shit on the walk there.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:45, archived)
# Smashing some roof tiles with her head, whatevs...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:50, archived)
# Top stuff sir :-)
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 15 May 2012, 18:47, archived)
# ooh, she give good head
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:48, archived)
# Hahaha
(herman:D, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:03, archived)
# hahaha BOFF!!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:27, archived)
# A 'Showgirl' you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:03, archived)
# *saves in special folder*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:04, archived)
# ;D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:06, archived)
# Heeeeey YOU Guuuuys!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Oi, such a schnozz!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:18, archived)
# Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:08, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:15, archived)
# I'd forgotten about this...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:10, archived)
# pull my finger
(I helped save b3ta! heffalump said 'Yes' again on, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:29, archived)
# I love your user name :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:58, archived)
# Ha
Forgotten about that as well :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:51, archived)
# My advice is don't fail him! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:56, archived)
# Ginj by Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:26, archived)
# All things ginger
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:03, archived)
# ahahaha yes!!!!111one
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 15 May 2012, 21:10, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/10769006
(herman:D, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:05, archived)
# phowar!! :D
this is getting better as the night progresses, for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:25, archived)
# Yer, like, whateva...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:57, archived)
# Woo
This wins a prestigious and highly sort after GOLD THREE STAR DEEP ONE AWARD

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:01, archived)
# I shall wear it with the utmost pride =)
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:10, archived)
# Hmm.
I recognise that beasty.

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:11, archived)
# Woo!
That is all the aceness
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:12, archived)
# Heh heh =)
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:25, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:32, archived)
# haha, winnar
actually, not any more :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:45, archived)
# hehehe :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:24, archived)
# O HAI POPULAR GIF
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:47, archived)
# Hahaha! Took me about 2 minutes =D
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:53, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:13, archived)
# THIS IS MY TREASURE!!
(7 hours left to save Earth, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:56, archived)
# 554737_548849107542_271100309_1036065_1051801971_n LOL!
(alternatively, RIS)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:58, archived)
# Probably something to do with game of thrones
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:00, archived)
# nah
just me being jealous of his treasure.
(7 hours left to save Earth, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:02, archived)
# are you the ghost pixie in the corner?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:03, archived)
# Ghost pixie? That's fucking Bilbo Baggins sunshine and don't you forget it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:23, archived)
# Who fuck he?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:04, archived)
# looks like Harry Potter to me
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:13, archived)
# No,...it's actually Daniel Radcliffe.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:19, archived)
# Is it really?
I don't really watch kids' wizard films but I seem to remember him being speckier and less beardy than that
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:21, archived)
# Of course in that case it could be a really clever reference to Harry Potter And Leopard Walk Up To Dragon
(en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_disputes_over_the_Harry_Potter_series#International_publications)

which completely went over my head
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:25, archived)
# again, no dude
just a stupid image.
(7 hours left to save Earth, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:32, archived)
# hahaha, fucking brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:33, archived)
# It's like when you meet William Shatner in real life. You don't say, "Hey! Captain Kirk!"
You say, "Hello, Mr.Shatner."
You have to separate fiction from reality.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:33, archived)
# Are you sure about that?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:05, archived)
# Really?
I think that translucent blue bloke has his eye on it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:04, archived)
# Bonk
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:26, archived)
# A car accident - she could sue
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 15 May 2012, 16:28, archived)
# OPEN THE DOOR!
Hahahaha this made me larff :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:28, archived)
# I always worry that I'm going to end up in one of these videos
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:31, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Dizzy Moo!
WOO sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:31, archived)
# Nice one Herman :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:32, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:36, archived)
# pfft just seen this on Reddit....minus Obi of course
small world
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:33, archived)
# Arf push
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:33, archived)
# What is this I don't even
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:49, archived)
# She was a Sith Lord.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:53, archived)
# Haha, what the hell happened there?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:46, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:06, archived)
# Skeksis used to scare the s**t out of me.
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Tue 15 May 2012, 15:26, archived)
# Fuckin' hell! D:
It looks like someone set fire to Big Bird.

EDIT: I feel ashamed that I had to Google this.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:32, archived)
# Google what?
"Setting fire to Big Bird"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:56, archived)
# Apparently, this man did
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRC3Gh9zSro
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:03, archived)
# Seems to be a closed account...
There was that gruesomely hilarious video of someone torching a Tickle Me Elmo doing the rounds a while back though...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:04, archived)
# Link fixed
Apparently, he once set fire to big bird. I get sad when people do stuff like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:09, archived)
#
get sad wank
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:34, archived)
# I saw one where they rigged him with explosives and shot him.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Nah, that Skeksis fella up there.
I knew I'd seen something like it before, but just couldn't picture it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:24, archived)
# mmm gelfling
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:34, archived)
# Ah nostalgia nostalgia
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:35, archived)
# nostalgia isn't nearly as good as when i was a lad
we had proper nostalgia back then. Ah, it take me back to when it took me back...
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:50, archived)
# Agreed. they really don't make nostalgia like they used to.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:03, archived)
# I do
In fact I've got better at it as the years have gone by
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:10, archived)
# That was a fun film, only saw it for the first time a year or so back.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:36, archived)
# the sequel has been in production for years now
*goes off to check what's keeping it*
started 2006, put on hold, new directors 2010, back on hold again 2011
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:42, archived)
# No thanks..
...i'd prob poo myself at the cinema.
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Tue 15 May 2012, 15:43, archived)
# I hear they're doing a fraggle version of Full Metal Jacket
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:53, archived)
# In Grouchland, the wind doesn't blow, it sucks
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:05, archived)
# jesus i saw this at the cinema, i feel old :(
i too was terrified of the skeksis too, it's quite unnerving even by today's standards
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:49, archived)
# They're right up there..
...with Zelda from Terrahawks
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Tue 15 May 2012, 16:04, archived)
# hehe yeah, no wonder i'm so unbalanced!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:08, archived)
# "by today's standards"?
Kids' films are never scary these days. That's half the trouble with them.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:06, archived)
# yeah true, they seem to lack conviction more than anything
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:09, archived)
# Ooh 3333 posts
You, that is
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:18, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:26, archived)
# Dark crystal?
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 15 May 2012, 15:58, archived)
# 80s make-up/special effects
were always very splattery.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:59, archived)
# The artist's impression of the Shard is so much better than the real thing
They used shinier glass in the impression. Also, the top looks better.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:22, archived)
# My favourite as a child...
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:18, archived)
# I quite liked "Jimmy and the voices from the basement"
I consider it an essential read.
I also recommend "What goes in the Mayonaise"
Not so much though
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:22, archived)
#




(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:36, archived)
# *going to Hull laughs*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:41, archived)
#

I think I might've done too many of these over the years...
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:04, archived)
# No! Bumblebee!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:06, archived)
# The prettiest camel
in the utility room.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:00, archived)
# Is there no end to the uses of that stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:04, archived)
# hahaa this is crackin :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 May 2012, 22:00, archived)
# very funny
very funny and also very cool
(Darth Tim, Fri 18 May 2012, 23:59, archived)
# I spy
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:12, archived)
# Hippotitamus?
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 15 May 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Tittoppottamus
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 15 May 2012, 15:19, archived)
# Tittypottymouth
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:22, archived)
# Norkalotamus
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:25, archived)
# Nipsareuppermost
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:30, archived)
# nipatopamush
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:33, archived)
# Hungry Nippo's
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:13, archived)
# Nostrillotatits
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:46, archived)
# Tits Ahoy!
Oh wait...
(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Tue 15 May 2012, 15:15, archived)
# happy tits :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:30, archived)
# On a tree by a river a little tom-tit
Sang "Willow, tithippo, tithippo"
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:03, archived)
# A bit nippy for a swim
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 15 May 2012, 16:47, archived)
# Found something I made at uni


Sadly apt now
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Tue 15 May 2012, 14:36, archived)
# How long ago were you at uni?

edit/ I made this just before the last general election - I got a lot of it right

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:53, archived)
# yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Started in 2008
Dropped out in 2009 due to mental health.

Now cannot afford university and get poorer quality care for my mental health.

Big Society is fun!
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Tue 15 May 2012, 14:59, archived)
# At least ATOS will soon find you well enough for work, no matter how ill you are ;-)
They're great, they find everyone fit and well!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:03, archived)
# THIS ^^
it's a fucking disaster.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:04, archived)
# It starts with the questionair, where you're not alowed to say how ill you are....
Just how often you need the asistance of other people.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:12, archived)
# Oh Christ, there'll be a whole department of "pull yourself together man!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:05, archived)
# They're watching you pull yourself together on the hidden camaras in the waiting room for the first 15 minutes they leave you there...
To monitor you while you think no one is watching you..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:16, archived)
# Been there, done that.
Fortunately I was referred to someone in my local council who knows all the benefits loopholes, so I survive, which is more than can be said for some.

Rather have a job, though...
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Tue 15 May 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Unfortunatly, there is no point in being found fit for work and a job...
When there aren't enough jobs to actually go around ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:18, archived)
# or even how many arms and legs you have
We're in it together! Unless you aren't part of the finance industry then you can just fuck off.

yay :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:12, archived)
# Don't know about losing a limb, I'a lost for words after that!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:25, archived)
# meanwhile, in the daily mail
yes, the actual daily mail
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:27, archived)
# Blimey
You know things are bad when government policy is too right-wing for the Daily Mail
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:39, archived)
# that has to be one of the seals of the apocalypse removed
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:42, archived)
# In a section called "RightMinds" no less!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:10, archived)
# That is a truely incredible read being from the mail!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:44, archived)
# We should have a community sing-a-long for you.
/Big Society in action
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:05, archived)
# If people here
need some help with mental health services, e.g. finding services, benefit advise etc then PM me. Ill see what I can do. I work/volunteer for MIND and Rethink mental health and I'm a counsellor in training.So I know most of how the system works and where to get help..

Actually most people her on b3ta are slightly mad, but that's why I loves it here...loons


(I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:48, archived)
# There were a few books in the "cunt" series!

(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:05, archived)
# scary stuff
I posted this over there yesterday after reading some articles.

www.b3ta.com/links/793624
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:54, archived)
# I didn't see this before I posted above
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:13, archived)
# It worked for Blair
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:10, archived)
# bring back the good old days
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:17, archived)

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