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# Come on people lets perform some necromancy on the gayshift

(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 0:23, archived)
# ok ok time to crank up the base-ifier
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 0:29, archived)
# hell yes
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 0:30, archived)
# * all dials up to 11 *
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 1:22, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 1:27, archived)
# Ha! Ha!
Dr Bunsen-Strangelove-Honeydew!
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:19, archived)
# nnngggghh
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 0:46, archived)
# *awaits asplosion*
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 0:54, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 1:10, archived)
# Oh no!
The poor rabbit has been fuuucked!
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 1:16, archived)
# Took me so long to find what I named the file it might have been faster to make it again.
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 1:23, archived)
# Oooh - I like that.
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 1:26, archived)
# braw :D


took me ages to spot that shift before ;)
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 1:38, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 1:39, archived)
# hahaha :D
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 1:45, archived)
# hahaha fucking excellent
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 1:47, archived)
#
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#
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#
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 1:53, archived)
# aaaahhhhhh I'm enjoying this one way too much
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 2:58, archived)
# [/;-D
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 1:45, archived)
#
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#
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# Perfecto!
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 2:03, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 2:07, archived)
# Triples are hard, good show!
There is this example which I haven't been able to find out who did.
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 2:14, archived)
# From you, that's a welcome compliment. Thx.
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 2:19, archived)
# mmmmelty :D


i have a lot to learn :D
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 2:08, archived)
# Download 'Sqirlz Morph'
It's free, easy to get the hang of and really good fun.
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 2:14, archived)
# ^this
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 2:16, archived)
# oooo... ta muchly :D
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 2:20, archived)
#
 

 
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 2:57, archived)
# I've got a vague memory...
B&Q have a current offer on Necro Files...
Or was it just a dream?
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 0:45, archived)
# I can't. Someone help me, I'm stuck in 1965
I've watched this about twenty times.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0sipEKhIhc&feature=related

I'm pretty sure that's a heroin addict in the background.
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 0:49, archived)
# take a leap into '73
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 0:53, archived)
#
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# woo!
råk'n'råwl!
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 1:02, archived)
#
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#
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 1:07, archived)
# *awesome*
analog_synth++
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 1:10, archived)
# An elegant weapon from a more civilized age.
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 1:29, archived)
# exactly
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 1:33, archived)
#
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#
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 1:13, archived)
# *RAWWWWRRRRR*
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 1:16, archived)
# haha, sweet
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 1:21, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 1:17, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 1:25, archived)
# Aaargh!
I had my headphones up really loud because I'd been listening to a very quiet recording.
This isn't such a quiet recording.
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 1:28, archived)
# here's something soothing:
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 1:29, archived)
# Sometimes modern music doesn't seem so bad after all.
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 1:36, archived)
# this one melts me:
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 1:38, archived)
# Yeah, that's pretty good. You must have heard this:
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 1:49, archived)
# spitzenklasse!
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 1:52, archived)
# Oh Yes!
Now this I like, I shall be hunting down more of this.
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 1:56, archived)
# Haha, christ, what a racket.
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 0:53, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 1:55, archived)
# Haven't seen one of these for a while.
Hello.
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 2:10, archived)
# I LOVE THE SMELL OF WHISKAS IN THE MORNING


looks like i missed the X-cat party :(
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 0:11, archived)
# woohoo!
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 0:14, archived)
# yay!
excellent shop
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 0:16, archived)
# ^this
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 0:17, archived)
# I don't care if it's fake, I love it! amanojaku lol

/ac
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 0:24, archived)
# Aceties abound!!
Get it on Shutterstock and make some money!

Oh, hang on....they never accept anything. Scratch that..

Or is that just my stuff?
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 0:30, archived)
# woo
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 1:10, archived)
# mass crash :D
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 0:18, archived)
# hahaha
stick it in the ground and it'll make a nice windmill
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 0:20, archived)
# i knew gary glitter was behind all of this.
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 0:32, archived)
# Haha, lovely.
I wonder if the taxidermist deliberately made the cat ever-so-slightly cross-eyed.
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 0:25, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 0:59, archived)
# Accepted!
I like the helipad :)
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 1:11, archived)
# does not accept subscription ;D
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 1:12, archived)
# No Thanks! XD
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 1:19, archived)
# hehehe... cute :3
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 1:39, archived)
# Haha lovingly detailed that
Also,
> Y
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 1:21, archived)
# accept accepted
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 1:25, archived)
# Excellent, was worried I was going to have to take it out on Gandalf
Thinking about it he'd look quite good shopped onto a cat helicopter, but alas, I have no time, what with only 5 hours left to sleep in
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 1:32, archived)
# i want the theme tune!
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 1:49, archived)
# i can barely pronounce it already!
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 2:00, archived)
# woo
i accept the caticopter
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 1:20, archived)
# Time to stand on things

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:08, archived)
# Stand on some ketchup, motherfucker
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:12, archived)
# it's ketchup now, that's for sure
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:19, archived)
# opskrift:
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:55, archived)
# Drivhus Grønsager
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 0:00, archived)
# exactly
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 0:06, archived)
# Was that a cat?
*wanks furiously*
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:13, archived)
# No,. it was a dolphin
he lost all his money on lottery scratch cards
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:19, archived)
# On porpoise?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:20, archived)
# OH COME ON YOU FUCKS THIS IS COMEDY GOLD
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:21, archived)
#
ha ha ha
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:23, archived)
# You're treading a very fin line, mr.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:26, archived)
# I TRIED THE STEAK TODAY
IT WAS GOOD

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:29, archived)
# Oh stop fishing for recognition
or is it them dolphins that claim they aren't fish
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:35, archived)
# You illiterate fag-end!
Everyone knows they're snakes!
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 0:07, archived)
# I've had it with these motherfucking snakes in this ocean
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 0:11, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 0:22, archived)
# Haha these really do exist for every occasion don't they
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 0:31, archived)
# Weasels ripped my flesh.


* EDIT: Note to self - suggest image challenge "Unusual Marine Attacks" *
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 0:38, archived)
# long live zappa!
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 0:43, archived)
# Frogs with dirty little lips!
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 0:55, archived)
# Also...
isn't that David Bowie smashing in the weasels?
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 1:53, archived)
# heheh
yeah
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 2:29, archived)
# I was too angry to laugh.
Someone just made me listen to Take Five AGAIN. I'm poking someone's eye next time.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:37, archived)
# Nooo! My tampon!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:29, archived)
# It's ok! It's still good!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:29, archived)
# Yeah, looks like you squeezed out enough to make it absorbent again
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:33, archived)
# That's what she said
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:41, archived)
# Hebban olla uogala nestas higunnan hinase hic anda thu uuat unbidan uue nu?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:44, archived)
#
..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................yes
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:47, archived)
# Kiss me, you fool!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:51, archived)
#
..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................no
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:52, archived)
# :((
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:55, archived)
# all time with the gay, forever touching,
everyone except YOU
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:20, archived)
# and you and you and da-da-daaaaaaaaaaaaa
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:29, archived)
# Story of my life

I am cry
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:34, archived)
# :((
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:37, archived)
# show us on the penis where he touched you
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 0:21, archived)
#
n' na naa na, n' na naa na, nest maaaan!!!
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 0:53, archived)
# All the chicks dig Batman.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:49, archived)
# Oh Batman, you are useless at getting rid of things
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:23, archived)
# Some days you just can't get rid of a bobwhite!
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 0:41, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:25, archived)
# sucking robin off, bigtime
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:29, archived)
# :D
cheers for the idea btw
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:32, archived)
# Hahahaha
first one from this compo I've actually proper lol'd at.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:30, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:33, archived)
# open wide and saayy aaarrrgghhh!!
*fears another batcave ;)
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:34, archived)
# no way I'm shopping that D:
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:42, archived)
# Not the first time he's had robin in his mouth.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:35, archived)
# knobin
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:47, archived)
# Met this little fella in Iceland
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:39, archived)
# I don't think stuffing dead stool is respect.
Desecration of stool is blasphemy!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:42, archived)
# I thought it maybe an Ecumenical matter
But I was so wrong
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:44, archived)
# We thought we killed it.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:43, archived)
# i've had her
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:45, archived)
# Ahhhh, I love Domo
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:50, archived)
# It's Ok, I didn't plan on sleeping tonight anyway.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:56, archived)
# Poor thing probably makes a right mess of its fur
as it chews on your face
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:58, archived)
# they'll sell anything in that place
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:04, archived)
#
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#
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# In your face, Frenchies!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:31, archived)
# Oui!
Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person.....
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:25, archived)
#
that map is one of the finest things i have ever seen
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:32, archived)
# Isn't it magnificent?
It popped up midway through a rather dry BBC4 documentary, and made me spit tea everywhere.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:38, archived)
# You, Sir,
are the winner of this week's "Most British Reply" award.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:33, archived)
# :)
It would have done the same to me too, I assure you.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:36, archived)
# Well, OK..
as long as no doilies or Battenburgs were blemished...
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:41, archived)
# but of course not
the battenburgs are in the cupboard waiting to be noshed, and the doillies are in the drawer waiting to mop up the vomit after we over-indulge in pimms and crumpets
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 0:01, archived)
# *kicks in the sussex*
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:34, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:07, archived)
# this really happened
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 0:26, archived)
# he looks cheery
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:07, archived)
# Meth Gizmo.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:09, archived)
# It's bad form posting pictures of fellow b3tards without their permission
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:22, archived)
# Speaking of which, 10K post approaching fast.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:27, archived)
# YIFF TIEM IMMINENT
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Also, can I repost this old thing for compo? Kthnxbai
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:37, archived)
# nicely :-)
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 1:43, archived)
# lol
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# More of this.
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:33, archived)
# I've a feeling I'm going to piss people off, whatever I end up doing. XD
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:41, archived)
# That must be an EXCELLENT feeling :D
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:44, archived)
# hurrah!
*waits patiently*
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:46, archived)
# Serious question
What is it about foxes that makes, from what I can tell, the vast majority of furries want to be one?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:54, archived)
# From what I've seen, it's mainly canids, like foxes and wolves
and I honestly don't know. I think it's because they're used a lot in fiction.

I've always liked foxes, which could also have been influenced by them being used a lot in films and stuff I'd seen growing up. I don't want to be one though. XD
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:58, archived)
# I did meet a butterfly once, don't get many of them
Yeah I guess there were a few, like Basil, and The Animals of Farthing Wood and .. no that's all I can think of.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:17, archived)
#
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:46, archived)
# Arctic foxes
Taking the phrase "population explosion" to new heights.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:51, archived)
# *enjoys*
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:56, archived)
# Wormhole.


Einstein-Rosen-bridge-ish.

Farewell, also, Mr Ray Bradbury.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:10, archived)
# something cute :3
I was relief.
I was ignore "mictboy". BYE!! :D
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:20, archived)
# Stop trying to tell us what to do.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:22, archived)
# yeah, it's ace
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:24, archived)
# it kind of looks like the cat is holding oil lamps whilst skydiving
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:25, archived)
# four candles
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:15, archived)
# Foot pumps!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:26, archived)
# oh hai! popular cat :D
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:25, archived)
# pfffft!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:25, archived)
# Ahahahahaha, oh fuck we're in trouble.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:27, archived)
# I missed all this dead cat sutff.
I had a dead guinea pig to contend with.

I am all of the sads.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:31, archived)
# oh bugger

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:33, archived)
# Apparently five years is a decent innings for the little fellas.
Makes sense, really, considering they're primary function on earth is for bigger things to eat the total fuck out of them.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:38, archived)
# you know the best send off?
viking funeral
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:45, archived)
# Ha, weirdly when my rabbit died in 2007 I said I gave her a Viking funeral to the people at work.
Most nodded as if it were a completely normal thing to say.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:55, archived)
# By Viking funeral I hope you mean roasted in a pie.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:57, archived)
# She was no spring chicken, so I dare say the flesh wouldn't have been up to edible standards.
Also, fuck making pies. Too much fucking about. If anything, just stick your deceased pets in the microwave. Two bits of bread, job done.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:02, archived)
# Old you say?
In that case, casserole. 5 hours in the oven will tenderise anything.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:21, archived)
# Except my cock.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:58, archived)
# Sorry to hear that.
I'd keep rats (sweet animals, really) but they only live long enough to break your heart.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:50, archived)
# GOLF SALE
Dead helicopter cats would be an awesome way to advertise.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:32, archived)
#
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:52, archived)
# It's O.K., ...Cat Copter will save you!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:37, archived)
#
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:38, archived)
# Sorry. I NEVER accept cat helicopter.

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:42, archived)
# never?
that's a shame
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:45, archived)
# Do you accept dead zombie rabbit nun?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:48, archived)
# Of course. Because she is not real.
She can tell purely my words.

I felt bit tired this board...*yawn*
I might don't come here....
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:52, archived)
# \o/ Success!
More helicopter cat!
STAT!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:52, archived)
# Your protests are manifested into excess on this board.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:54, archived)
# I will not change my own will.
I altercation to the administrator of the bulletin board e-mail in Japan, it became a police matter in the cause.
I was not upset.
You guys can not change my opinion.

Even if I alone, I NEVER change my opinion.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:03, archived)
# you're a proper batshit mentalist, aren't you?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:06, archived)
# Nobody is trying to change your opinion, Moggy.
People are merely challenging your opinion that we should all change.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:08, archived)
# Impossible.
I don't recommend it.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:10, archived)
# Oh, okay
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:40, archived)
# *calls Brain Police*
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:12, archived)
# Go for it. Hahaha :D
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:14, archived)
# XD HA HA XD
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:16, archived)
# We NEVER change our opinion either.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:13, archived)
# I NEVER accept b3ta's STUPID policy.
*thumbs down*
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:16, archived)
# We won't change.
Don't let the door hit you on the arse on the way out.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Even if I NEVER change my opinion.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:20, archived)
# We
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:22, archived)
# Won't
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:22, archived)
# I LOVE MY BRICK!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:23, archived)
# Change.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:23, archived)
# are you
Ding?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:22, archived)
# What's Ding?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:23, archived)
# Ding
was an Oriental person that posted on here some time ago


I miss Ding

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:27, archived)
# I don't know Ding the person. sorry.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:30, archived)
# aaah well, never mind
*feeble smile*
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:33, archived)
#
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:40, archived)
# sig wars lols
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:40, archived)
# Do you accept numbat?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:49, archived)
# it's eel bat!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:50, archived)
#

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:55, archived)
# Yeah. I think cute. :)
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:53, archived)
#
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:49, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:50, archived)
# XD
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:51, archived)
# Ahahahahaaaa.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:53, archived)
# CAT TO DA CHOPPER!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:08, archived)
# Aaaarrrrgghhhh
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:53, archived)
# I'm no fan of tomatoes, but I don't blame b3ta if someone happens to post a picture of one.
And your earlier post will probably generate more catcopters than would have naturally occurred had you said nothing.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:56, archived)
# *giggles like a naughty schoolgirl*
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:03, archived)
# I just did not say anything.
You guys continue to post are bad.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:05, archived)
# i think it's basically because you're good value for winding up
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:07, archived)
#
you'll miss him when he's gone
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:24, archived)
#
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:12, archived)
# you say catato...i say tocato...WTF?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:13, archived)
# I cannot accept this
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:41, archived)
# If you reveal a gap in your armour, people will attack it. Especially if you give them a reason to do so.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:21, archived)
# Go for it.
I'll not upset. I'm accustomed.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:25, archived)
# I'm on a hiding to nothing, here.
*bows out*
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:34, archived)
# You are clearly nuts
but I like you.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:25, archived)
# Thanks.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:26, archived)
# Can I ask a practical question at this point?
Are we going to do Stonehenge tomorrow night?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:49, archived)
#
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:46, archived)
# 'The October Country' and 'Something Wicked This Way Comes' are personal favourites.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:30, archived)
# If I'm honest
I need to read more of his stuff.

I lost a friend yesterday and I wish he had known he picked the same day to say farewell - he'd have been tickled.

Not the shuffling off bit..

Anyone read any Robert Sheckley?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:20, archived)
# Sorry to hear about your friend.
Chin up, dude.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:28, archived)
# Yeah, cheers.
Sure been a lot of reapin' around these parts lately...
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:18, archived)
# Not by me, you understand...
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:20, archived)
# Damn. I'd rather not lose any more friends myself
doesn't seem to be an option though.

Sheckley is one of my favourites. I got started on "Can You Feel Anything When I Do This?" John Crowley, Theodore Sturgeon, Dick (of course), Niven, I think that I have most of their stuff on my shelves.
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 1:13, archived)
# Which reminds me
Discovered a wonderful animal today; the numbat.
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Native to Western Australia, it uses its long tongue to take termites from hard to reach places.
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# fucking hell
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# The are interesting
Featured in one of the first woos ..wooze woo's woo images I ever made

They have stripes!
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# I would suggest an image challenge for the numbats
but there's not a lot of variation.

Then again, we just had one about camels.
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# Careful now Foxworth.
You're this *hand gesture* close to being a filthy yiffer as it is.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:39, archived)
# God's attic.
He goes up there at weekends and invents weird shit and hurls it at the world. It usually lands in Australia.

If He were real, which obviously He's not.
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# Australia contains such an unusual array of plants and animals.
I think it's about 70% of the world's marsupials live in Australia; I'd love to visit one day.
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#
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# Oh shit, I just gave away that I am actually myself.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:53, archived)
# Whose comedy account
etc.
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# *stays quiet*
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# I want pizza now.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Animals with extra holes?
I should think you do
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:54, archived)
# platypuses especially.
first European explores actually thought they were a prank. they break every rule in the zoological book.


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# No, he won't want to do a platypus, too much venom.
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# I'll have seven please
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# I think the 80's had it balanced best.
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# 10s is the way to go...
brick oven baked to burn the crust slightly underneath. And mozzarella, not that stringy Pizza Slut shit.
Proper NJ/NY pizza fucking rules.
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# The 90s can get to fook!
Edit/ My son is allergic to milk, so have been getting into a red pizza, love it!
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# Yep
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# Allergic to Milk? Or Lactose intolerant?
Because Buffalo Mozarella (with no cow) is lactose free...

I take no responsibility for any anaphylaxis that may occur.
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# buffalo mozzarella is made from congealed bull spuzz
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# If it has nipples,
you can milk it.
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# I have nipples
can you milk me?
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# ^dis
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# yup 10's
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# word
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:03, archived)
# My brother got one of those hot dog crust pizzas the other day.
Mental. And disappointing. In the fact that the sausage wasn't built as one continous hula-hoop bespoke sausage, rather it was many different sausages laid out end to end.
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# Next innovation? Hot dogs stuffed with cheese, stuffed in the crust, which is then stuffed in a crust.
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# stuffed crust pizza crusts
cheesy hotdog stuffed crust pizza stuffed into a pizza crust
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# BATTERED!!
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# IN A BUN!
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# ON A STICK
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# IN A PIE!
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# ...in miniature.... and then dozens of them ON TOP OF A PIZZA
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# Jesus fucking christ.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:14, archived)
# Fuckin' 'ellfire.
Just looking at that is giving me heart palpitations.
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# isn't that just for people who hate themselves but are too scared of suicide?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:26, archived)
# listen
i've had deep-fried haggis pizza. hot dog crust pizzas have fucking NOTHING on those babies.
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# in the 90s it
was properly like trying to eat a bread duvet. *click*
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# hahahah bread duvet!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:05, archived)
# pizza gives me tummy ache :(
/allergic to dairy products
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# So is my son.
Just means red pizza, and extra toppings :)
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:13, archived)
# wheat doesn't agree with me either
but I still love bread
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# definitely 10s, less dough, less topping, stone baked in a log fire oven
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:08, archived)
# I grew up in the 90s, so my view on the 'perfect pizza' is skewed slightly.
I suppose having an abnormally fast metabolism has something to do with it.
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# Pizzas are cooked in about 90 seconds by master pizza wizards in Italy, and only have cheese and tomato on them
Anything else is technically a cheese loaf.
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# I could kill for a hot and spicy from the local pizza place.
But, yeah... lack of spare change, pissing it down with rain, etc.
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# Hell no! 90s!!!
Load that shit right up on a thick crust.
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# isn't pizza just gay cheese on toast?
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#
gay posh
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# posh?!
you've clearly never eaten a dominos/pizza hut/fucking anywhere
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# posh because it's not just a slice of bread from a loaf but a specially shaped bit of cooked dough
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# never had gay pizza but I bet it's faaaaaabulous
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# haha
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# Now with toppings
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# True.
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# Yummy
the pineapple thing is so true
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# aaaand...relax.
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# Ooooops.
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# evenin'
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# eat you. and ignore.

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# I find this distasteful and offensive.
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# hahaha
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:06, archived)
# there's no need for that
he was only saying hello.

i find your image distasteful and offensive.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:07, archived)
# I find this defensive and ostentatious
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:27, archived)
# I find this disingenuous and perspicacious

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:36, archived)
# X__X...where is the humanism?
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# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
science!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:58, archived)
# o_O
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:58, archived)
# what ho Popeye
geg-geg-geg-geg-geg-geg-ge......
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# :)
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# Snorty laugh :-)
well played sir.
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# brian?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:06, archived)
# P.L.A.Y.
Play-a-way play
Play-a-way a-way play
A-way way, play a-way, play a-way.
PLAYAWAY!!!
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# Actually I may have got the lyrics a bit wrong there.
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# seems fine to me
:)
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# I'm deeply envious of your optimizing skills
And a lovely story of entrepreneurial spirit.
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# 'skills'?
when it's 17 frames long, start out small, make text bold (so readable), use Animation Shop's optimisation wizard but never use level 4 unless it's monochromatic. But thank you anyway.
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# I try to make gifs in an old photoshop cs2
five frames and I'm through the roof in size
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# optimize, reduce colours, shit on it then set it on fire, voila!
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# hahahah! *orders twelvety*
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#
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# chortle
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# evenin'
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# Well at least you got it in under 100k
Woo
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# HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:42, archived)
# pfffft
boke
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:45, archived)
# quiet in here,
almost, too quiet
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:51, archived)
# BOO!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:52, archived)
# aaaargh!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:56, archived)
# In other news.....
See what happens when Paul_P and A Vagabond go out on a date!
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#
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# A smashing combination of underground photography and rain...
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:58, archived)
# I'm not going to go with 'WOULD'
but maybe 'might'
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# Ha ha! Perfect.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Howzat!!!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:26, archived)
# Pops off to check the news...
EDIT: "President Obama leads tributes to science-fiction writer Ray Bradbury following his death at the age of 91."

I don't get it?
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# That's Dickie Bird, a cricket umpire.
I always thought it was a kind of bird, or at least a nickname for a kind of bird.
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[challenge entry]
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# Soccerball lols
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# I think it's a telephone game
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# Telephone...
What is this you talk of?
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[challenge entry]


(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:11, archived)
# Pfft!!!
He looks like what would happen if he was in my kitchen.
ie. dunked in the fryer until he shut up and started making some fucking food.
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# yeah for a chef, he doesn't half never cook ought
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# I blame the writers & editors, actually.
He does have skillz, but you'd never know it from what you see.
You'll note it in a few segments that they failed to cut.
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# I heard he was killed by Teddy Sheringham.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:04, archived)
# oh aye, the footballs
it would be hard not to stick the boot in
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# His bark is worse than..etc
EDIT Oh...was a cartoon reference, I'm slow
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# he's a big girls blouse
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:56, archived)
# more like wayne rooney
on that second frame ;D
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# now that you mention it... :D
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#
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# you got some splainin' to do
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# Beer and photoshop. In that order.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:10, archived)
# btw, what happened to ClanSoul?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:10, archived)
# Pfft!
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# Next tiime.
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# WENT AFRICA TO GIV SHOES OUT
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# Nice job, if you can get it...
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# 600k!!! WTF, you know better than that!!!
Anyway, I was chatting to him recently and he is doing well.
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# He's on Facebook and working on his studies and doing his website
I chat with him quite regularly
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:28, archived)
# chatting online will never catch on
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# :D
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:40, archived)
# wearing shoes will never catch on
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:27, archived)
# They want food..............................and current fashions.
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#
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# Compo it?
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# no
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:44, archived)
# Compo it?
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# NO
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:46, archived)
# COMPO IT COMPO IT COMPO IT COMPO IT COMPO IT COMPO IT?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:47, archived)
# I didn't vote for fucking bird nests.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:48, archived)
# Eh?
I thought the compo was hock wock? And the pink thing is saying hock WOCK hock WOCK hock WOCK
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#
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# HOCK WOCK
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:52, archived)
# ad shedob ad shedob
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:53, archived)
# ah OK that explains it.
i thought it was saying 'blub blub blub blub blub'
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:53, archived)
# Looks more like 'bfloop, bfloop, bfloop'.
Which I think is next week's compo.
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# Next week's compo: Draw mofaha being coy.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:29, archived)
# Gosh, are you guys talking about me?
*blushes*
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:29, archived)
# Compo it?
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# never
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:47, archived)
# blub blub blub blub
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:48, archived)
# Finally...the voice of reason.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:48, archived)
# Yays!!!
Hahaha
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#
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# still a better love story than twilight
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:50, archived)
# needs more vampire tit frog
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# \o
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:50, archived)
# o/
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:55, archived)
# This all seems to be in order :)
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:52, archived)
# It is as it should be.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Why is that ice cube fellating a worm?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:01, archived)
# NO SEXUAL SITUATIONS ARE SUGGESTED IN THIS INNOCENT CARTOON.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:05, archived)
# Not even by Butt-plug Snowman on the right?
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# nope
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# yes!
:)
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:32, archived)
# I should have made them playing instruments! D:
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# my kind of party
compo it
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:34, archived)
# "This party is over!"-Master Windu
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:37, archived)
# oh, nice =)
Pleasant and quirky
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:39, archived)
# The very opposite of me. :D
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:08, archived)
# not sure i'd want that pink sucker as an implant...
superb :D
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:34, archived)
# It's got a leak.
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# there's probably a market for that too
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# Happy phenomenon
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# ^o/
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:09, archived)
# I do love your style.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:19, archived)
# Thanks!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:29, archived)
[challenge entry] dinnertime
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:07, archived)
# hahahaha
feckin awesome
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:10, archived)
# :'(
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:11, archived)
# Nicely done!
*click*
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:12, archived)
# ^ What she said!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:14, archived)
# ^This
:D
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 0:34, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:12, archived)
# scoup!
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# Nice
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:17, archived)
# cracking work
'click'
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:23, archived)
# aww yes!
brilliantly done.
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# very nicely indeed
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:27, archived)
# fuck yeh !!!!!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:37, archived)
# WHOOOSH
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:44, archived)
# One sWOOp!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:44, archived)
# BRILLIANT!
*clicks*
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:45, archived)
# w/y/h!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:49, archived)
# and thus ended the compo.
well done, that's ace :D
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:39, archived)
# Puddy
wants pudding!

Ace, skill and, if I may, brill.
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# Win/win
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:33, archived)
# Curse
If you are a blasphemy to the death of the animal, they kill you with curse. They will come even if you can not believe.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 17:49, archived)
# we didn't do that to the cat
the cats owner did.
I suggest you write them a stiff letter instead of taking your hate out on us
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# Them Post have desecrated the death of the animal.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 17:58, archived)
# Welcome to the internet.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:02, archived)
# If the Internet is allowed their conduct(curse).
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:05, archived)
# the owner of the cat did that to his own pet
according to what I read when it first appeared a month or so ago, he is celebrating its life and giving it the chance to fly and catch birds.

I think it's quite a sweet concept, if a little horrific in appearance.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:05, archived)
# Yet another example of what might be considered acceptable or normal in one country, not translating too well when displayed overseas.
A bit like ... oh
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:06, archived)
# I can't believe this is a cultural thing
they do incredibly fucked up shit to animals in Japan



(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:07, archived)
# I can't watch all of Oldboy any more because of this :(
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:13, archived)
# None of the other stuff in Oldboy disturbs you?
Is it Japan or Korea (or both) where they eat live octopus, dont remember...
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:47, archived)
# All of the human violence and death was simulated, and no matter how fucked up the other content, none of it was real.
Several octopus, though, were killed and eaten for real in the takes for that scene. It was unnecessary and I don't see that this sort of thing has any place in a feature film, any more than a few seconds footage showing a live cow being disembowelled in a slaughterhouse would.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:56, archived)
# Superstition isn't rational, neither is anthromorphism nor denial.
People who like animals and are upset at their maltreatment, still eat meat.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:36, archived)
# I DO NOT WANT.
If I were his pet, I do not want to be like that.
Exposing the shame of human beings.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:08, archived)
# you do not want
but you are not him, or his pet
He is showing his love of his pet, it's just a carcass anyway, not like he was the one that killed it
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:10, archived)
# It is his own self-satisfaction. Self-satisfaction is not a requiem.
:(
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:16, archived)
# ^this
ALSO: Shock value was the whole motive, not a design choice to formulate a message.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:25, archived)
# I agree shock not art.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:27, archived)
# YES.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:30, archived)
# I agree.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:40, archived)
# I'm still waiting for someone to do it to a plastinated still born baby


(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:22, archived)
# I don't get why more people don't have relatives stuffed
or made in to cushions. just their faces so you can cuddle up with all your mates. that'd be nice.
You could put those microwave bags in them so they are all warm for winter nights
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:24, archived)
# unintentional lol, when you translate the page from japanese to english, your sig says "Dredd was waiting for the trailer"
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:26, archived)
# he probably is
everyone else is
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:31, archived)
# How does that work with vegetarians?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 17:52, archived)
# vegetarians are best fried in olive oil
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:18, archived)
# twat
no offence mind
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:25, archived)
# cunt
no offence mind
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 0:21, archived)
# Breeding animals just to chop them up and eat them, I don't think there's any fate more humiliating.
You might as well sell taxidermised poodles as spunk receptacles.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:29, archived)
# Just so you know..
A) The cat was already dead.
B) We didn't kill it.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 17:53, archived)
# But however, we are glory to maker of helicopter by posted his face many time.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 17:55, archived)
# posting post of complaint in aniamtion is truest glory
Maria - face eat must own we I
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 17:58, archived)
# I still have no idea what the catcopter's owner looks like.
He started off with Rick Parfitt's face, then bore an uncanny resemblance to Flando Smoothie.
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#
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# Looks like an Aryan Chris O'Dowd.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:07, archived)
# The fuhrer's perfect situation comedian
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:08, archived)
# You wrong.
A and B are not applicable to the problem.

I said it was blasphemy of dead.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:29, archived)
# animals don't go to heaven as they have no souls, so it's ok.
the other options are to bury it in the garden and then leave it when you move house or burn it in a huge furnace.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:56, archived)
# Apart from dogs, obviously.
All of those go to heaven.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:00, archived)
# only animated dogs
and even then heaven is only a constructed metaphor created to control the masses with fear and hatred via the church with no scientific grounding.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:10, archived)
# Stump running is the only cure!
Hang on...

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 17:55, archived)
# needs more carrot
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 17:56, archived)
# It was already dead.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PIU3iPcu74

I mean, when I die, they're going to dress me up as Superman and drop me out of a plane, over a heavily populated area.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 17:57, archived)
# :D
I'd pay to see that
(from behind a very thick perspex shield)
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 17:58, archived)
# SPLAT
CRUNCH, OWWW
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 17:59, archived)
# Only unpleasant. -_-
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:00, archived)
# To be fair, we've mocked worse things than a taxidermy helicopter on here.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:05, archived)
# The Way that is not correct. There was a better way. NEVER want to see it again. -_-
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:13, archived)
# taxidermy helicopter sounds like a character in a really really odd childrens tv show
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:19, archived)
# *scribbles furiously*
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:20, archived)
# Please do not be unnecessary.

You might fall victim to them.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:14, archived)
# Yeah, Foxy wouldn't like that
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:34, archived)
# size zero will never catch on
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:38, archived)
# Taxidermy doesn't bother me...
I mean, if the animal wasn't killed for it, if it died of natural causes or otherwise. The fur trade, however, when millions of animals are farmed and murdered for fashion, I am strongly against.

I mean, uhh...

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:38, archived)
# I just liked the amazing taxidermy job on that one.
Isn't that how you would want to be remembered?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:40, archived)
# machine guns for arms would be nice
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:41, archived)
# Fucking A.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:43, archived)
# My idea's got a bit more splatter.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:41, archived)
# I wanted say
change to the stuffed animals is a free will of his owner.
However, it is deviating from the normal course.

I don't feeling to love of master from the helicopter.
Because that is Arrogance and complacency.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:43, archived)
# He wanted to do something different and unique, now his cat can still chase birds.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:46, archived)
# Sorry, I NEVER accept.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:51, archived)
#
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:26, archived)
# Ahahahaha'breathes'ahahahaha
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:28, archived)
# TRIPLE IGNORE THURSDAY!!!!1
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:30, archived)
# or chips?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:29, archived)
#
I hate such art.
This is not art.
YOU MUST DIE WITH CURSE.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:32, archived)
# I'd say B3ta isn't the place for you if you're easily offended.
Or offendable at all.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:36, archived)
# yeah ok whatever go tell it to devart
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:44, archived)
# Bingo!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:38, archived)
# The fact that it's a sketch further intensifies the surrealism.
Do it again!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:42, archived)
# ^This.
I thought it might have been filtered, but...
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:43, archived)
# I wonder if it's possible to make something so offensive (yet still 'legal', as it were) that I get IP tracked and arrested?
Hmm ...
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:42, archived)
# On b3ta the sky is the limit so fuck up that sky and nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
:D
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:07, archived)
# Shop on a bomb turban and you're pretty close.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:08, archived)
# hahahahahahahaaha this made my day
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:43, archived)
# hahahahahaha fucking hell!
this ticks all the wrong boxes
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:46, archived)
# ^ This
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:47, archived)
# haha :D Now this is B3ta well done Drimble
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:02, archived)
# Love you Drimble.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:02, archived)
# A miracle of rare device
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:37, archived)
# Amazing
Truly amazing
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:14, archived)
# chiiiips :D
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:21, archived)
# my word.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:18, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 0:05, archived)
# this pegs the "fucked up" meter
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:38, archived)
# animal/human hybrid is biggest blasphemy
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:00, archived)
# They just became the form of an animal.
They are NOT animal/human hybrid.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:03, archived)
# cat just became helicopter
they are NOT cat/copter hybrid
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:06, archived)
# Desecration of the dead.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:15, archived)
#
blasphemy evidence of bestiality.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:04, archived)
# THIS!

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:06, archived)
# that's wonderfully freaky
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:07, archived)
# the finger could be better
but his eyes still make me smile
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:08, archived)
#
うるせーよ。
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:20, archived)
# That scares me...


* Wonders of for a wank
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:33, archived)
# Ha! Ha!
"I'll get you, Butler.."

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:02, archived)
# Zombies should only be drawn, not made real?
Maria: ??? ... bu-bu-but I thought I was real!!! Waaaaaaaa!!
Tahkcalb: Stop wiggling. I have to stitch your ass back on.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:02, archived)
# Yeah.
Maria: We are not real. But we can curse.
...You know? :3
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:24, archived)
# this give me an idea, but I don't think I can pull it off in paint
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:23, archived)
#
If you are a blasphemy to the death of the animal anime, they kill you with curse.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:26, archived)
# GO FOR IT.
BECAUSE I NEVER SUCH TO DO.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:36, archived)
# Don't be hate b3ta again.
b3ta good.
world bad.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:45, archived)
# In a world of political and military horror, natural and unnatural disaster, poverty, starvation and disease
it is only by laughing at adversity and mocking those inescapable tragedies that could impact on any one of us at any time, that we make it through the day with a spring still in our step.

*gets off soapbox*
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:51, archived)
# OK. I know very well. BUT
I DON'T ACCEPT THAT HURT TO INNOCENT PEOPLE/ANIMALS.
FOR EXAMPLE I HATE SUCH ART "Madeleine" "Earthquake"(fiction is OK) "DEAD CAT HELICOPTER"
VERY VERY UNFUNNY. I CAN'T LAUGHING. -_-#
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:52, archived)
# The cat wasn't hurt.
It was already dead.
Dead cats feel no pain.
Dead cats don't care if they're helicopters.
They're dead.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:28, archived)
# yeah ok whatever go tell it to devart
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:46, archived)
# I already did it.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:02, archived)
# HEY EVERYBODY LOOK THE INTERNET HURT MY FEELINGS
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:19, archived)
# OK
Good for you.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:28, archived)
#
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:52, archived)
# present.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:57, archived)
# It's a cat. It's dead. It doesn't care.
Human values don't mean shit to animals. It ate, slept, licked itself and terrorised small garden creatures.

Do know what cats do with do dead things? They play with them.

Also, if cats had any sort of higher intelligence, which they don't, they'd be the first to think that being a helicopter was awesome.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:06, archived)
# eat you....
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:09, archived)
# I don't think it'd particularly artistic. I don't even think I've seen it described as art, only that his owner was an artist.
I do think it's awesome though.

I'll say it again, cats do much worse to the bodies of small dead animals than turn them into kickass flying machines.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:14, archived)
#
Cat's are dicks.
They deserve everything they get.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:18, archived)
# I don't hear to your thinking.
I just think stop the dead cat helicopter art.
It was a really unpleasant.
I wanted to stop the art.

I'll reshape your body into a helicopter if you say "The art was awesome".
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:23, archived)
# I'd love to be a helicopter.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:27, archived)
# I'll not see it.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:35, archived)
#
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:37, archived)
# Fucking hell, now I see why Fingerbobs was cancelled after a while.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:40, archived)
# I have question.
What do you want to get from me?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:48, archived)
# I'm trying to figure out what you find acceptable, and not.
Finger puppet mice = ok
Helicopter cat = I'LL SET MY ZOMBIE CANNIBAL RABBIT NUN ON YOU!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:51, archived)
# Sorry.
I like artificial plush than stuffed.
I feel guilty for the dead bodies of animals.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:57, archived)
# Do you wear leather?
Take medicine?
Wear make-up?
Eat meat?
Use anything plastic?
Drive a petrol/disel car?

The human race is built on the backs of a trillion, trillion dead animals.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:09, archived)
#
It is necessary for human life.
I don't accept Remodeling unnecessary the carcasses of animals .
For example, helicopters do not have to do that.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:17, archived)
# leather, meat, petrol, plastic and make up aren't neccesary.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:18, archived)
#
If we do not need to kill the animals, there is no need to kill.
But helicopters are not required.

I NEVER ACCEPT.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:28, archived)
# I'm also enjoying myself.
YIFF THIS!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:52, archived)
# seriously, who could resist that seductive gaze?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:54, archived)
# Looks pretty fed up. I guess I'd be too.
Have this one from a few years ago which was also taken from a taxidermy photo.



Got an FP it did. My only one so far.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:59, archived)
# pfffft
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:01, archived)
# I'd buy that for a dollar!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:28, archived)
# he's selling it, 12000 euro or so i read...
don't think he cared that much about his *beloved* cat

this lady is significantly more interesting..... jessicajoslin.com/jessica/
;)

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:25, archived)
# Wait, you cut up the body of a rabbit and made it into a nun.
Who the fuck are you to talk?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:15, archived)
# Specimen.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:24, archived)
# *Random word*
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:30, archived)
# "You will look like this." Specimen.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:39, archived)
# I've found Maria a boyfriend - MOUSEPOPE!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:42, archived)
# I can see this being the feature of Moggy's next drawing.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:45, archived)
# It's making me giggle.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:47, archived)
# I might have a go, actually.
Drawing it, not making it.

I'd make one dressed as Michael Jackson in Thriller.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:57, archived)
#
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:59, archived)
# I've yet to see one of these in a bar.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:06, archived)
# They only made 12 and they were £500 each.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:10, archived)
# Probably explains why. XD
The most I've seen is in a bar in Manchester; a load of bull heads on the wall dressed as the Village People.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:12, archived)
# I have question.

This is also stuffed?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:49, archived)
# Yes
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:50, archived)
# Hmm.
I prefer artificial plush...
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:53, archived)
# easier to get the cum out of, eh?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:55, archived)
# Can't get fluffer than this.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:56, archived)
# look like something appear in horror movie.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:59, archived)
# WAILAAPOYTHD?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:15, archived)
# ^ Would.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:45, archived)
# SHE COMES
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:19, archived)
# MS Paint
Hello again,
Not sure if you can see this link but anyway...
https://www.facebook.com/#!/groups/2393517434/photos/
It's something my mates and I started a few years ago, making pictures using MS Paint using a mouse only. Some are god awful, some are stunning.
have a nose if you get a minute. There are some beauts in there.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 17:42, archived)
# /links --->
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 17:44, archived)
# You complete and utter c**t
My grandson just saw this post...
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 17:47, archived)
# faq bitch

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 17:57, archived)
# Thanks for sharing this, it's fantastic!
Have you seen this one, it a similar group:
https://www.facebook.com/#!/groups/5786221494/images/
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:03, archived)
# haahahahaha hahaha hahah aha hahahahahahaha
LINK A FUCKING PICTURE
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:20, archived)
# It's ok I have a nose.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:43, archived)
# any link that says 'facebook' makes me sick
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:50, archived)
# it says I have to register to "facebook"
what's a "facebook"?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Blerp
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 17:20, archived)
# I see what you've done there
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 17:22, archived)
# it's funny because it's in space
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 17:22, archived)
# it's like... "hey... birds don't build nests in space... that's, like.... so weird!"
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 17:23, archived)
# Unless the moon landings were faked
Not that I'm suggesting any conspiracy or anything
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 17:39, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 17:00, archived)
# this image challenge has become stale quite quickly
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 17:20, archived)
# hey, dont look at me, i didnt vote for it.
we can expect heaps of great ideas coming soon, from all the people who did.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 17:26, archived)
[challenge entry] woo etc.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Haha
'My gun, quick!'
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:57, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:18, archived)

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