Took me so long to find what I named the file it might have been faster to make it again.
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Fri 8 Jun 2012, 1:23,
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Triples are hard, good show!
There is this example which I haven't been able to find out who did.
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Fri 8 Jun 2012, 2:14,
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Download 'Sqirlz Morph'
It's free, easy to get the hang of and really good fun.
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Fri 8 Jun 2012, 2:14,
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I've got a vague memory...
B&Q have a current offer on Necro Files...
Or was it just a dream?
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Fri 8 Jun 2012, 0:45,
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Or was it just a dream?
I can't. Someone help me, I'm stuck in 1965
I've watched this about twenty times.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0sipEKhIhc&feature=related
I'm pretty sure that's a heroin addict in the background.
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Fri 8 Jun 2012, 0:49,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0sipEKhIhc&feature=related
I'm pretty sure that's a heroin addict in the background.
Aaargh!
I had my headphones up really loud because I'd been listening to a very quiet recording.
This isn't such a quiet recording.
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Fri 8 Jun 2012, 1:28,
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This isn't such a quiet recording.
spitzenklasse!
have some dub:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc67C94wSx0
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Fri 8 Jun 2012, 1:52,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc67C94wSx0
Aceties abound!!
Get it on Shutterstock and make some money!
Oh, hang on....they never accept anything. Scratch that..
Or is that just my stuff?
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Fri 8 Jun 2012, 0:30,
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Oh, hang on....they never accept anything. Scratch that..
Or is that just my stuff?
Haha, lovely.
I wonder if the taxidermist deliberately made the cat ever-so-slightly cross-eyed.
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Fri 8 Jun 2012, 0:25,
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Excellent, was worried I was going to have to take it out on Gandalf
Thinking about it he'd look quite good shopped onto a cat helicopter, but alas, I have no time, what with only 5 hours left to sleep in
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Fri 8 Jun 2012, 1:32,
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No,. it was a dolphin
he lost all his money on lottery scratch cards
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:19,
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Oh stop fishing for recognition
or is it them dolphins that claim they aren't fish
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:35,
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Weasels ripped my flesh.
* EDIT: Note to self - suggest image challenge "Unusual Marine Attacks" *
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Fri 8 Jun 2012, 0:38,
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* EDIT: Note to self - suggest image challenge "Unusual Marine Attacks" *
I was too angry to laugh.
Someone just made me listen to Take Five AGAIN. I'm poking someone's eye next time.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:37,
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Yeah, looks like you squeezed out enough to make it absorbent again
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:33,
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Hebban olla uogala nestas higunnan hinase hic anda thu uuat unbidan uue nu?
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:44,
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..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................yes
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:47,
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..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................no
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:52,
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Hahahaha
first one from this compo I've actually proper lol'd at.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:30,
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I don't think stuffing dead stool is respect.
Desecration of stool is blasphemy!
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:42,
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Poor thing probably makes a right mess of its fur
as it chews on your face
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:58,
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Isn't it magnificent?
It popped up midway through a rather dry BBC4 documentary, and made me spit tea everywhere.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:38,
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You, Sir,
are the winner of this week's "Most British Reply" award.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:33,
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Well, OK..
as long as no doilies or Battenburgs were blemished...
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:41,
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but of course not
the battenburgs are in the cupboard waiting to be noshed, and the doillies are in the drawer waiting to mop up the vomit after we over-indulge in pimms and crumpets
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Fri 8 Jun 2012, 0:01,
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It's bad form posting pictures of fellow b3tards without their permission
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:22,
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I've a feeling I'm going to piss people off, whatever I end up doing. XD
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:41,
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Serious question
What is it about foxes that makes, from what I can tell, the vast majority of furries want to be one?
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:54,
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From what I've seen, it's mainly canids, like foxes and wolves
and I honestly don't know. I think it's because they're used a lot in fiction.
I've always liked foxes, which could also have been influenced by them being used a lot in films and stuff I'd seen growing up. I don't want to be one though. XD
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:58,
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I've always liked foxes, which could also have been influenced by them being used a lot in films and stuff I'd seen growing up. I don't want to be one though. XD
I did meet a butterfly once, don't get many of them
Yeah I guess there were a few, like Basil, and The Animals of Farthing Wood and .. no that's all I can think of.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:17,
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Arctic foxes
Taking the phrase "population explosion" to new heights.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:51,
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Wormhole.
Einstein-Rosen-bridge-ish.
Farewell, also, Mr Ray Bradbury.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:10,
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Einstein-Rosen-bridge-ish.
Farewell, also, Mr Ray Bradbury.
something cute :3
I was relief.
I was ignore "mictboy". BYE!! :D
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:20,
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I was ignore "mictboy". BYE!! :D
it kind of looks like the cat is holding oil lamps whilst skydiving
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:25,
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I missed all this dead cat sutff.
I had a dead guinea pig to contend with.
I am all of the sads.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:31,
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I am all of the sads.
Apparently five years is a decent innings for the little fellas.
Makes sense, really, considering they're primary function on earth is for bigger things to eat the total fuck out of them.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:38,
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Ha, weirdly when my rabbit died in 2007 I said I gave her a Viking funeral to the people at work.
Most nodded as if it were a completely normal thing to say.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:55,
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She was no spring chicken, so I dare say the flesh wouldn't have been up to edible standards.
Also, fuck making pies. Too much fucking about. If anything, just stick your deceased pets in the microwave. Two bits of bread, job done.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:02,
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Old you say?
In that case, casserole. 5 hours in the oven will tenderise anything.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:21,
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Sorry to hear that.
I'd keep rats (sweet animals, really) but they only live long enough to break your heart.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:50,
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GOLF SALE
Dead helicopter cats would be an awesome way to advertise.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:32,
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Of course. Because she is not real.
She can tell purely my words.
I felt bit tired this board...*yawn*
I might don't come here....
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:52,
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I felt bit tired this board...*yawn*
I might don't come here....
I will not change my own will.
I altercation to the administrator of the bulletin board e-mail in Japan, it became a police matter in the cause.
I was not upset.
You guys can not change my opinion.
Even if I alone, I NEVER change my opinion.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:03,
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I was not upset.
You guys can not change my opinion.
Even if I alone, I NEVER change my opinion.
Nobody is trying to change your opinion, Moggy.
People are merely challenging your opinion that we should all change.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:08,
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We won't change.
Don't let the door hit you on the arse on the way out.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:18,
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Ding
was an Oriental person that posted on here some time ago
I miss Ding
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:27,
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I miss Ding
I'm no fan of tomatoes, but I don't blame b3ta if someone happens to post a picture of one.
And your earlier post will probably generate more catcopters than would have naturally occurred had you said nothing.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:56,
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I just did not say anything.
You guys continue to post are bad.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:05,
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i think it's basically because you're good value for winding up
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:07,
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If you reveal a gap in your armour, people will attack it. Especially if you give them a reason to do so.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:21,
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Can I ask a practical question at this point?
Are we going to do Stonehenge tomorrow night?
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:49,
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'The October Country' and 'Something Wicked This Way Comes' are personal favourites.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:30,
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If I'm honest
I need to read more of his stuff.
I lost a friend yesterday and I wish he had known he picked the same day to say farewell - he'd have been tickled.
Not the shuffling off bit..
Anyone read any Robert Sheckley?
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:20,
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I lost a friend yesterday and I wish he had known he picked the same day to say farewell - he'd have been tickled.
Not the shuffling off bit..
Anyone read any Robert Sheckley?
Yeah, cheers.
Sure been a lot of reapin' around these parts lately...
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:18,
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Damn. I'd rather not lose any more friends myself
doesn't seem to be an option though.
Sheckley is one of my favourites. I got started on "Can You Feel Anything When I Do This?" John Crowley, Theodore Sturgeon, Dick (of course), Niven, I think that I have most of their stuff on my shelves.
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Fri 8 Jun 2012, 1:13,
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Sheckley is one of my favourites. I got started on "Can You Feel Anything When I Do This?" John Crowley, Theodore Sturgeon, Dick (of course), Niven, I think that I have most of their stuff on my shelves.
Which reminds me
Discovered a wonderful animal today; the numbat.
25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0vzpzcJdT1qg9hmto1_500.gif
Native to Western Australia, it uses its long tongue to take termites from hard to reach places.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:31,
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25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0vzpzcJdT1qg9hmto1_500.gif
Native to Western Australia, it uses its long tongue to take termites from hard to reach places.
The are interesting
Featured in one of the first woos ..wooze woo's woo images I ever made
They have stripes!
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:37,
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They have stripes!
I would suggest an image challenge for the numbats
but there's not a lot of variation.
Then again, we just had one about camels.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:39,
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Then again, we just had one about camels.
Careful now Foxworth.
You're this *hand gesture* close to being a filthy yiffer as it is.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:39,
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God's attic.
He goes up there at weekends and invents weird shit and hurls it at the world. It usually lands in Australia.
If He were real, which obviously He's not.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:42,
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If He were real, which obviously He's not.
Australia contains such an unusual array of plants and animals.
I think it's about 70% of the world's marsupials live in Australia; I'd love to visit one day.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:46,
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platypuses especially.
first European explores actually thought they were a prank. they break every rule in the zoological book.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:56,
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10s is the way to go...
brick oven baked to burn the crust slightly underneath. And mozzarella, not that stringy Pizza Slut shit.
Proper NJ/NY pizza fucking rules.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:03,
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Proper NJ/NY pizza fucking rules.
The 90s can get to fook!
Edit/ My son is allergic to milk, so have been getting into a red pizza, love it!
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:05,
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Allergic to Milk? Or Lactose intolerant?
Because Buffalo Mozarella (with no cow) is lactose free...
I take no responsibility for any anaphylaxis that may occur.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:36,
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I take no responsibility for any anaphylaxis that may occur.
My brother got one of those hot dog crust pizzas the other day.
Mental. And disappointing. In the fact that the sausage wasn't built as one continous hula-hoop bespoke sausage, rather it was many different sausages laid out end to end.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:04,
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Next innovation? Hot dogs stuffed with cheese, stuffed in the crust, which is then stuffed in a crust.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:06,
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stuffed crust pizza crusts
cheesy hotdog stuffed crust pizza stuffed into a pizza crust
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:07,
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Fuckin' 'ellfire.
Just looking at that is giving me heart palpitations.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:15,
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isn't that just for people who hate themselves but are too scared of suicide?
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:26,
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listen
i've had deep-fried haggis pizza. hot dog crust pizzas have fucking NOTHING on those babies.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:12,
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in the 90s it
was properly like trying to eat a bread duvet. *click*
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:05,
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definitely 10s, less dough, less topping, stone baked in a log fire oven
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:08,
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I grew up in the 90s, so my view on the 'perfect pizza' is skewed slightly.
I suppose having an abnormally fast metabolism has something to do with it.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:09,
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Pizzas are cooked in about 90 seconds by master pizza wizards in Italy, and only have cheese and tomato on them
Anything else is technically a cheese loaf.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:11,
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I could kill for a hot and spicy from the local pizza place.
But, yeah... lack of spare change, pissing it down with rain, etc.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:17,
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posh?!
you've clearly never eaten a dominos/pizza hut/fucking anywhere
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:20,
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posh because it's not just a slice of bread from a loaf but a specially shaped bit of cooked dough
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:22,
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there's no need for that
he was only saying hello.
i find your image distasteful and offensive.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:07,
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i find your image distasteful and offensive.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
science!
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:58,
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P.L.A.Y.
Play-a-way play
Play-a-way a-way play
A-way way, play a-way, play a-way.
PLAYAWAY!!!
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:10,
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Play-a-way a-way play
A-way way, play a-way, play a-way.
PLAYAWAY!!!
I'm deeply envious of your optimizing skills
And a lovely story of entrepreneurial spirit.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:59,
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'skills'?
when it's 17 frames long, start out small, make text bold (so readable), use Animation Shop's optimisation wizard but never use level 4 unless it's monochromatic. But thank you anyway.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:03,
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I try to make gifs in an old photoshop cs2
five frames and I'm through the roof in size
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:08,
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optimize, reduce colours, shit on it then set it on fire, voila!
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:15,
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In other news.....
See what happens when Paul_P and A Vagabond go out on a date!
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:43,
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Pops off to check the news...
EDIT: "President Obama leads tributes to science-fiction writer Ray Bradbury following his death at the age of 91."
I don't get it?
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:32,
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I don't get it?
That's Dickie Bird, a cricket umpire.
I always thought it was a kind of bird, or at least a nickname for a kind of bird.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:38,
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Pfft!!!
He looks like what would happen if he was in my kitchen.
ie. dunked in the fryer until he shut up and started making some fucking food.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:52,
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ie. dunked in the fryer until he shut up and started making some fucking food.
I blame the writers & editors, actually.
He does have skillz, but you'd never know it from what you see.
You'll note it in a few segments that they failed to cut.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:53,
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You'll note it in a few segments that they failed to cut.
oh aye, the footballs
it would be hard not to stick the boot in
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:52,
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His bark is worse than..etc
EDIT Oh...was a cartoon reference, I'm slow
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:29,
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600k!!! WTF, you know better than that!!!
Anyway, I was chatting to him recently and he is doing well.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:25,
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He's on Facebook and working on his studies and doing his website
I chat with him quite regularly
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:28,
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They want food..............................and current fashions.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:30,
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Eh?
I thought the compo was hock wock? And the pink thing is saying hock WOCK hock WOCK hock WOCK
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:50,
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ah OK that explains it.
i thought it was saying 'blub blub blub blub blub'
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:53,
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Looks more like 'bfloop, bfloop, bfloop'.
Which I think is next week's compo.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:00,
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Curse
If you are a blasphemy to the death of the animal, they kill you with curse. They will come even if you can not believe.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 17:49,
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we didn't do that to the cat
the cats owner did.
I suggest you write them a stiff letter instead of taking your hate out on us
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 17:51,
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I suggest you write them a stiff letter instead of taking your hate out on us
the owner of the cat did that to his own pet
according to what I read when it first appeared a month or so ago, he is celebrating its life and giving it the chance to fly and catch birds.
I think it's quite a sweet concept, if a little horrific in appearance.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:05,
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I think it's quite a sweet concept, if a little horrific in appearance.
Yet another example of what might be considered acceptable or normal in one country, not translating too well when displayed overseas.
A bit like ... oh
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:06,
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I can't believe this is a cultural thing
they do incredibly fucked up shit to animals in Japan
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:07,
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None of the other stuff in Oldboy disturbs you?
Is it Japan or Korea (or both) where they eat live octopus, dont remember...
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:47,
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All of the human violence and death was simulated, and no matter how fucked up the other content, none of it was real.
Several octopus, though, were killed and eaten for real in the takes for that scene. It was unnecessary and I don't see that this sort of thing has any place in a feature film, any more than a few seconds footage showing a live cow being disembowelled in a slaughterhouse would.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:56,
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Superstition isn't rational, neither is anthromorphism nor denial.
People who like animals and are upset at their maltreatment, still eat meat.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:36,
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I DO NOT WANT.
If I were his pet, I do not want to be like that.
Exposing the shame of human beings.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:08,
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Exposing the shame of human beings.
you do not want
but you are not him, or his pet
He is showing his love of his pet, it's just a carcass anyway, not like he was the one that killed it
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:10,
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He is showing his love of his pet, it's just a carcass anyway, not like he was the one that killed it
It is his own self-satisfaction. Self-satisfaction is not a requiem.
:(
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:16,
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^this
ALSO: Shock value was the whole motive, not a design choice to formulate a message.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:25,
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I'm still waiting for someone to do it to a plastinated still born baby
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:22,
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I don't get why more people don't have relatives stuffed
or made in to cushions. just their faces so you can cuddle up with all your mates. that'd be nice.
You could put those microwave bags in them so they are all warm for winter nights
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:24,
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You could put those microwave bags in them so they are all warm for winter nights
unintentional lol, when you translate the page from japanese to english, your sig says "Dredd was waiting for the trailer"
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:26,
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Breeding animals just to chop them up and eat them, I don't think there's any fate more humiliating.
You might as well sell taxidermised poodles as spunk receptacles.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:29,
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Just so you know..
A) The cat was already dead.
B) We didn't kill it.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 17:53,
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B) We didn't kill it.
But however, we are glory to maker of helicopter by posted his face many time.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 17:55,
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posting post of complaint in aniamtion is truest glory
Maria - face eat must own we I
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 17:58,
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I still have no idea what the catcopter's owner looks like.
He started off with Rick Parfitt's face, then bore an uncanny resemblance to Flando Smoothie.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:00,
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bartjansen.tv/index.php?page=bio
Why not send him an email? [email protected]
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:05,
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Why not send him an email? [email protected]
You wrong.
A and B are not applicable to the problem.
I said it was blasphemy of dead.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:29,
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I said it was blasphemy of dead.
animals don't go to heaven as they have no souls, so it's ok.
the other options are to bury it in the garden and then leave it when you move house or burn it in a huge furnace.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:56,
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only animated dogs
and even then heaven is only a constructed metaphor created to control the masses with fear and hatred via the church with no scientific grounding.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:10,
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It was already dead.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PIU3iPcu74
I mean, when I die, they're going to dress me up as Superman and drop me out of a plane, over a heavily populated area.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 17:57,
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I mean, when I die, they're going to dress me up as Superman and drop me out of a plane, over a heavily populated area.
:D
I'd pay to see that
(from behind a very thick perspex shield)
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 17:58,
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(from behind a very thick perspex shield)
To be fair, we've mocked worse things than a taxidermy helicopter on here.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:05,
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The Way that is not correct. There was a better way. NEVER want to see it again. -_-
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:13,
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taxidermy helicopter sounds like a character in a really really odd childrens tv show
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:19,
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I just liked the amazing taxidermy job on that one.
Isn't that how you would want to be remembered?
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:40,
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I wanted say
change to the stuffed animals is a free will of his owner.
However, it is deviating from the normal course.
I don't feeling to love of master from the helicopter.
Because that is Arrogance and complacency.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:43,
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However, it is deviating from the normal course.
I don't feeling to love of master from the helicopter.
Because that is Arrogance and complacency.
He wanted to do something different and unique, now his cat can still chase birds.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:46,
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I'd say B3ta isn't the place for you if you're easily offended.
Or offendable at all.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:36,
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The fact that it's a sketch further intensifies the surrealism.
Do it again!
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:42,
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I wonder if it's possible to make something so offensive (yet still 'legal', as it were) that I get IP tracked and arrested?
Hmm ...
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:42,
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On b3ta the sky is the limit so fuck up that sky and nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
:D
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:07,
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They just became the form of an animal.
They are NOT animal/human hybrid.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:03,
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Zombies should only be drawn, not made real?
Maria: ??? ... bu-bu-but I thought I was real!!! Waaaaaaaa!!
Tahkcalb: Stop wiggling. I have to stitch your ass back on.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:02,
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Tahkcalb: Stop wiggling. I have to stitch your ass back on.
this give me an idea, but I don't think I can pull it off in paint
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:23,
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If you are a blasphemy to the death of the animal anime, they kill you with curse.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:26,
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In a world of political and military horror, natural and unnatural disaster, poverty, starvation and disease
it is only by laughing at adversity and mocking those inescapable tragedies that could impact on any one of us at any time, that we make it through the day with a spring still in our step.
*gets off soapbox*
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:51,
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*gets off soapbox*
OK. I know very well. BUT
I DON'T ACCEPT THAT HURT TO INNOCENT PEOPLE/ANIMALS.
FOR EXAMPLE I HATE SUCH ART "Madeleine" "Earthquake"(fiction is OK) "DEAD CAT HELICOPTER"
VERY VERY UNFUNNY. I CAN'T LAUGHING. -_-#
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:52,
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FOR EXAMPLE I HATE SUCH ART "Madeleine" "Earthquake"(fiction is OK) "DEAD CAT HELICOPTER"
VERY VERY UNFUNNY. I CAN'T LAUGHING. -_-#
The cat wasn't hurt.
It was already dead.
Dead cats feel no pain.
Dead cats don't care if they're helicopters.
They're dead.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:28,
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Dead cats feel no pain.
Dead cats don't care if they're helicopters.
They're dead.
It's a cat. It's dead. It doesn't care.
Human values don't mean shit to animals. It ate, slept, licked itself and terrorised small garden creatures.
Do know what cats do with do dead things? They play with them.
Also, if cats had any sort of higher intelligence, which they don't, they'd be the first to think that being a helicopter was awesome.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:06,
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Do know what cats do with do dead things? They play with them.
Also, if cats had any sort of higher intelligence, which they don't, they'd be the first to think that being a helicopter was awesome.
I don't think it'd particularly artistic. I don't even think I've seen it described as art, only that his owner was an artist.
I do think it's awesome though.
I'll say it again, cats do much worse to the bodies of small dead animals than turn them into kickass flying machines.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:14,
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I'll say it again, cats do much worse to the bodies of small dead animals than turn them into kickass flying machines.
I don't hear to your thinking.
I just think stop the dead cat helicopter art.
It was a really unpleasant.
I wanted to stop the art.
I'll reshape your body into a helicopter if you say "The art was awesome".
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:23,
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It was a really unpleasant.
I wanted to stop the art.
I'll reshape your body into a helicopter if you say "The art was awesome".
Fucking hell, now I see why Fingerbobs was cancelled after a while.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:40,
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I'm trying to figure out what you find acceptable, and not.
Finger puppet mice = ok
Helicopter cat = I'LL SET MY ZOMBIE CANNIBAL RABBIT NUN ON YOU!
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:51,
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Helicopter cat = I'LL SET MY ZOMBIE CANNIBAL RABBIT NUN ON YOU!
Sorry.
I like artificial plush than stuffed.
I feel guilty for the dead bodies of animals.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:57,
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I feel guilty for the dead bodies of animals.
Do you wear leather?
Take medicine?
Wear make-up?
Eat meat?
Use anything plastic?
Drive a petrol/disel car?
The human race is built on the backs of a trillion, trillion dead animals.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:09,
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Wear make-up?
Eat meat?
Use anything plastic?
Drive a petrol/disel car?
The human race is built on the backs of a trillion, trillion dead animals.
It is necessary for human life.
I don't accept Remodeling unnecessary the carcasses of animals .
For example, helicopters do not have to do that.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:17,
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I don't accept Remodeling unnecessary the carcasses of animals .
For example, helicopters do not have to do that.
If we do not need to kill the animals, there is no need to kill.
But helicopters are not required.
I NEVER ACCEPT.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:28,
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But helicopters are not required.
I NEVER ACCEPT.
he's selling it, 12000 euro or so i read...
don't think he cared that much about his *beloved* cat
this lady is significantly more interesting..... jessicajoslin.com/jessica/
;)
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:25,
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this lady is significantly more interesting..... jessicajoslin.com/jessica/
;)
Wait, you cut up the body of a rabbit and made it into a nun.
Who the fuck are you to talk?
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:15,
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I might have a go, actually.
Drawing it, not making it.
I'd make one dressed as Michael Jackson in Thriller.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 19:57,
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I'd make one dressed as Michael Jackson in Thriller.
Probably explains why. XD
The most I've seen is in a bar in Manchester; a load of bull heads on the wall dressed as the Village People.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 20:12,
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MS Paint
Hello again,
Not sure if you can see this link but anyway...
https://www.facebook.com/#!/groups/2393517434/photos/
It's something my mates and I started a few years ago, making pictures using MS Paint using a mouse only. Some are god awful, some are stunning.
have a nose if you get a minute. There are some beauts in there.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 17:42,
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Not sure if you can see this link but anyway...
https://www.facebook.com/#!/groups/2393517434/photos/
It's something my mates and I started a few years ago, making pictures using MS Paint using a mouse only. Some are god awful, some are stunning.
have a nose if you get a minute. There are some beauts in there.
Thanks for sharing this, it's fantastic!
Have you seen this one, it a similar group:
https://www.facebook.com/#!/groups/5786221494/images/
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:03,
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https://www.facebook.com/#!/groups/5786221494/images/
haahahahaha hahaha hahah aha hahahahahahaha
LINK A FUCKING PICTURE
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 18:20,
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it's like... "hey... birds don't build nests in space... that's, like.... so weird!"
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 17:23,
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Unless the moon landings were faked
Not that I'm suggesting any conspiracy or anything
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 17:39,
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hey, dont look at me, i didnt vote for it.
we can expect heaps of great ideas coming soon, from all the people who did.
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Thu 7 Jun 2012, 17:26,
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