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# I did a photo underground



And for the purists out there here is a stick man I drew with a massive cock
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 0:07, archived)
# I've ran out of reels
I can no longer do reel photo sunday

people got so angry, maybe they need to go get fucked.

lol.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 0:13, archived)
# But I liked the reels :(
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 0:13, archived)
# me too, man, me too.
*reminisces*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 7:28, archived)
# Oo-er
You're all at an angle.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 0:19, archived)
# Very nice PP
and the photo is not bad either!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 5:23, archived)
# Crikey, it's as long as his arm!
But as his arm is only half an inch long it's a really tiny cock.

p.s. nice photo.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 7:24, archived)
# you best sharrot
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 23:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 23:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 23:11, archived)
# Titbunny!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 23:12, archived)
# tittys
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 23:28, archived)
# Tittays!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 23:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 23:55, archived)
# Oh shit, I just realised
Three whiskers per cheek :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 23:59, archived)
# Oooooh that changes everything D:
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:19, archived)
# This contains everything that is wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 5:25, archived)
# Gwahaha
Start them young, I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 7:58, archived)
# I like the carrot
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 23:11, archived)
# the carrot is definitely the best bit.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 23:12, archived)
# It has rabbit-like ears.
Also, I'm never sure whether the main guy in your pics has a very pronounced smile or a flaccid nose
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 23:15, archived)
# its whatever you want it to be.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 23:28, archived)
# MORE CARROT
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 23:15, archived)
# At first glance I though Carrothulhu had risen.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 23:16, archived)
# Guess what? I got a fever,
and the only prescription, is MORE CARROT
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 23:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 23:27, archived)
# Someone else does too!
(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 11:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 23:47, archived)
# The return of the lezbo bunnies?
(I helped save b3ta! Cock, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 23:53, archived)
# ^ Racist
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 5:24, archived)
# Those rabbits look far too happy at the prospect of sharing one little carrot
The carrot looks far too happy at the prospect of being ripped apart by 4 rabbits.

For some reason though my brain ignores this and does an awwwwww instead :D lovely stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:21, archived)
# Top of the mornin' (or words to that effect)
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 23:00, archived)
# oh hai Smallbrainfield
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 23:07, archived)
# oh hai Getty, Corbis, Time Warner, Sony, Fox, Polydor, BBC, Mr Warhol yadda, yadda yadda
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 23:30, archived)
# I have seen parts of this image somewhere before.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 23:12, archived)
# Ya, that'd be the queen
It was her birthday or something the other week
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 23:24, archived)
[challenge entry] No more cold calling...
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 27 Jun 2012, 22:32, archived)
# I dare say you have invented the bong.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 22:38, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 23:08, archived)
# no
hookah!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 0:40, archived)
# image challenge
real world Atomic

..
(Zoidaroid, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:40, archived)
# Shit iz real, zo............................................i don't think the world is ready.
zo............................................i don't think the world is ready.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:44, archived)
# The world will never be ready
But some things just simply have to be

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 27 Jun 2012, 22:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 22:05, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 27 Jun 2012, 23:11, archived)
# this makes perfect sense
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 22:35, archived)
# hahahaha!
great idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 23:45, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - ALTERNATE INVENTORS


Alternate inventors: what would it have been like if Stevie Wonder invented Binoculars or if Laurel & Hardy invented the Atomic Bomb? Show us the results and let hilarity ensue. Challenge suggested by Claude Speed.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:22, archived)
# was that a rather quick poll?
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:27, archived)
# yes, but the best man won
I'm off for a quick pull
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:29, archived)
# Over an hour and a half, how long do you want?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:31, archived)
# I was otherwise indisposed
breaking in a new sock, donchaknow.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:53, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:41, archived)
# Jeremy Beadle had a small penis
On the other hand, it was massive.
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 8:12, archived)
# hahaha
holey prophylactic Batman
(Zoidaroid, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Blimey. That was quick.
Have a pea.

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:43, archived)
# Is it Wednesday already?
I only just started my thing for last week's compo. Doh!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 22:57, archived)
# THE POPE!!! THE POPE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 1:52, archived)
# yay, my suggestion got selected :)
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 7:41, archived)
# Granny passed away :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:26, archived)
# Copterhag
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:28, archived)
#
TOAP
(1.618..., Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:29, archived)
# hahahahhahahahhaha
perfect time to log in :)))) *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:29, archived)
# GET TO DA GRANNYCHOPPAH
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:33, archived)
# I already have this in my will.
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:35, archived)
# I might see if I can be fitted with animatronics, so I can scare people shitless at my funeral.
That, or be put into a Superman (or Santa, depends on when I die) costume and pushed out of a plane.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:38, archived)
# If you do santa you also need 8 freshly slaughtered (or live, your choice) reindeer in harnesses and bells to be pushed out with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:43, archived)
# *scribbles notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:30, archived)
# Notarising will
Also would you initial here, here and here where I've taken the liberty to add that you wish said Sleigh to be dropped out over your local school during their Christmas pageant.
(gijoel, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 5:03, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's utterly fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:39, archived)
# Whatever it is that you're smoking
I fucking wish I had some.
Woo indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:40, archived)
# Haha I bloody love you I do!
/drunk blog
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:40, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:46, archived)
# how extraordinary!
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now ๐Ÿ‘Š, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:51, archived)
# I like your woo-ident
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:09, archived)
# *nostalges*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:13, archived)
# hahaha!
that's great...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:52, archived)
# She would have been happy to learn about your little recycling scheme
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:54, archived)
# hahaha
most amusing Dubster
(Zoidaroid, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:59, archived)
# Bombs away! :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:00, archived)
# is there nuthin' that she cannae do?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:01, archived)
# Technically, without a counter-rotor, the torque should be making her spin round in the opposite direction
/pedantblog

have a click for woosomeness anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:18, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:19, archived)
# haha good point!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:23, archived)
# The new opening credits to Coronation street have convinced me to watch...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:19, archived)
# howls :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:23, archived)
# Don't ever change
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 27 Jun 2012, 22:04, archived)
# she's fucking looking for prey she is
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 22:43, archived)
# i will repost my comment from last night!
www.b3ta.com/board/10796211
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Wed 27 Jun 2012, 23:16, archived)
# Superb as always sir!!!!
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 9:16, archived)
# Image Challenge Vote
This week's image challenge vote has been polished. Your choices are:

* Britain, a Tory utopia - see what Britain would be like if the Tories had everything their way

* Alternate Inventors - what would it have been like if Stevie Wonder invented Binoculars or if Laurel & Hardy invented the Atomic Bomb? Show us the results and let hilarity ensue

* Two word challenge: the moon

* Quack medicine: show us alternate and unusual ways to fix illness and injury

Here's the vote:






Edit: there's a bunch of new suggestions for the QOTW question - it's useful if you mark the ones you like: www.b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:47, archived)
# Alternate inventors for me
although there's some good options this week. Anything other than Tory week should be good.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:49, archived)
# Mediocre should win.
Unless you know of any other inventors.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:50, archived)
# There ARE no other inventors.
Dyson? Biro? Logie Baird? All Mediocre.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:52, archived)
#
theoatmeal.com/comics/tesla
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:54, archived)
# Tesla wouldn't be in the spirit of the suggestion though, as he was a real inventor.
Or that's how I'm reading it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:39, archived)
#
theoatmeal.com/blog/tesla_response
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 23:44, archived)
# Why not make it a one word challenge, 'moon'.
More ways to interpret it, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:49, archived)
# Don't you see enough bums at work to quench your insatiable bumatite?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:52, archived)
# Yes, but I want to see YOUR bum.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:54, archived)
# That's no moon...
...ad nauseum
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:03, archived)
# we like the mooon
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:56, archived)
# cause it is very cloooose tooo uuuuus
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:56, archived)
# \o/
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9MZNEXrElw
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:57, archived)
# \o/
Hiya prodge :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:02, archived)
# 'lo sausage
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:07, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:19, archived)
# Wobbly's in depth analysis....
Alternate Inventors or GTFO
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:07, archived)
# Alternative inventors sounds good
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:27, archived)
# the moon my ass
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:46, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:49, archived)
# What alternate inventors?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:53, archived)
# v
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:17, archived)
# SCIENCEWANK
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:22, archived)
# 'alternate inventors' might have
some mileage...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:58, archived)
# Insect has tits.
She is school girl bug.
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 18:55, archived)
# *RESERVED SPACE*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 18:59, archived)
# play nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:04, archived)
# "Hi Moggy...I love you!"
私はあなたを愛しています。
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:07, archived)
# Oooooooo snap.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:07, archived)
# awaits...............
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:23, archived)
# Don't believe the hype.
(she's mad at me, for posting Cat Copter pics) :P
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:29, archived)
# 'Demands Satifaction'
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:48, archived)
# Yep, it's definitely you
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:04, archived)
# My breast smaller than her.
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:05, archived)
# So you have one breast bigger than her too?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:08, archived)
# Oooh baby
any chance of a hand hand hand hand hand hand job?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:10, archived)
# Crikey, you need a 6 hand shandy?
Well hello big boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:12, archived)
# You have a very familiar drawing style
I can't quite put my finger on it
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:05, archived)
# not great at hands though
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:06, archived)
# Moggy?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:07, archived)
# Well duh.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:18, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 22:40, archived)
# This seems appropriate
www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=2236
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:21, archived)
# Oh ffs
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:31, archived)
# What the deuce?
Looks like I missed all the fun whilst I was away.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:37, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4FIuZIc1OI
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:45, archived)
# Bored baby sloth is bored.
I wonder what's causing it to be bored though...?
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:54, archived)
# I just made a very girly noise at the screen
awwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:58, archived)
# Indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:15, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:59, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:04, archived)
# This is funny because I'm stoned.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:08, archived)
# Hello Dave!
I knew you'd be back. How was the bowling?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:52, archived)
# booblebug
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:53, archived)
# piss up a rope fucksticks
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:04, archived)
# are there people outside of deviant art that like this sort of shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 22:01, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 22:43, archived)
# stoichkov
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 23:56, archived)
# this could work for a series, BUGSCHOOL
hah

welcome back
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 22:42, archived)
# Yes.
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 0:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Zebra by Bridget Reilly
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 18:17, archived)
# Well I like it, so I've clicked it.
Good ol' Bridget. She's 81, you know!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:25, archived)
# She makes my eyes go funny
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:08, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, I'd hardly call him human...
I'd hardly call him human...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:24, archived)
# Well, human call him I would not
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:59, archived)
# MMMmmmm, earing of perl I have :-)
I now also have the urge for mushy peas...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:59, archived)
# You cannot know the manliness of earring
until wear one you do.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 18:28, archived)
# there was an interview on radio 4 recently
with the guy who made the original yoda puppet. modelled around the puppeteers fingers the face was based on a photo of einstein, hence the upper lip/tash thing. apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:20, archived)
# Right lets try again
has your blind ambition for recognition allowed you
to sacrifice your career ... yes or no ?

(Zoidaroid, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:21, archived)
# Is it safe?
Her career certainly isn't. One of the most cringeworthy political interviews I've ever seen
That noise she made mid-sentence - a kind of stress-burp - was very odd indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 18:03, archived)
# stress burp?
perhaps it should be sampled

and made into a dance tune

with various donks
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 18:06, archived)
# Yes!
It must be on Youtube somewhere...

*searches under 'Chloe Smith stress burp'*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 18:07, archived)
# She's got a great Child Catcher nose too.
Lollypops,icereams
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 18:15, archived)
# Stress Burp
Followed by stress vomit?
Stress prolapse?
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:13, archived)
#
This is like watching a lion rape a sheep, in a bad way
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 18:26, archived)
# she got a purdy mouth
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:46, archived)
# this was the best TV of 2012 so far
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:09, archived)
# it was simultaneously cringe worthy and lol
you could see her twitching under pressure
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:12, archived)
# i suspect a little bit of poo came out in her pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Probably something living in there


uuurgh.
(protocoldroid, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:17, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Nice. davincihead?
(protocoldroid, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 18:45, archived)
# Nope. Erasersanta.

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:08, archived)
# Just comb out the clumps, it'll be okay
I have returned from examville! Thanks to all the thanks earlier (if that makes sense), I'd already left by then, you see...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:59, archived)
# I cannot be the only one who thought it?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:09, archived)
# I don't know who that is
(The real woman, not Velma)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:13, archived)
# Paxman
Ripped her a new arse hole last night.
He just loves it.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:17, archived)
# But who is she?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:28, archived)
#
She didn't really but it kinda does look like her.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:31, archived)
# Right
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:33, archived)
# Chloe Smith
Tory MP for Norwich.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:32, archived)
# Thats the one.
Although I thinks its that bird out of Harry Botter.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:34, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:57, archived)
# Thank you Moley
and I can't see it, to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:35, archived)
# Jinkies!
Let's face it, being an MP isn't her strong suit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 18:10, archived)
# She looks to me like Sue Perkins has a talentless hanger-on of a younger sister.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 18:24, archived)
# I wonder why
she turned up - I can't see any way she could have made her situation (i.e. completely out of the decision loop) look good. Did $THEY make her do it?
(haberman is singing in the changes, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:44, archived)
# Of course THEY did.
They're terrified of Paxman and play games with who they can throw to him next.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 18:25, archived)
# At first I thought that was Emma Watson.
Chloe Smith doesn't deserve to look that smiley.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:43, archived)
#
(Zoidaroid, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:50, archived)
# Gah! Beaten to it....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:20, archived)
# James May?
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:36, archived)
# He might.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:40, archived)
# As far as MPs go...
not too bad ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Haha - except Velma's
level-headed and usually solves the case. That woman was a bumbling, flapping idiot...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 18:05, archived)
# Maybe it's an opposite thing.
She's next to fucking useless when she's got her glasses on.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 18:27, archived)
# haha...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:18, archived)
# is it a bird? is it a plane?
no, it's yiffcopter
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:27, archived)
# Wah hah hah hah! Brilliant, that :D *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:36, archived)
# A Superhero is born! Evil doers beware.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:31, archived)
# Lovely
It's all coming together
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:42, archived)
# Nun To be outdone


She has her own Fun
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:45, archived)
# The future of Tennis for Nuns
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:48, archived)
# The future of mechanized nunsport
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:50, archived)
# 1 tennis-ball cannon, 6 tennis balls a second.
Mecha-tennis-nun shreds them all with her rotor-rackets
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:55, archived)
# I like to start the day raining ball fragments on my enemies
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:13, archived)
#
Tennis Electric Fly-Swatters
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:59, archived)
# Wimble-nun!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:56, archived)
# Wimpledon
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:01, archived)
# very
atomic
(Zoidaroid, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:52, archived)
#
www.imdb.com/title/tt0045464/quotes
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:11, archived)
# :D
イェーイ
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:14, archived)
# When tub fox flys...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 18:03, archived)
# Scramble
the flying fox!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 18:06, archived)
# McGuinner...


Click for bigger (65 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! armaitus Sheep Casings!, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 13:18, archived)
# eep!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 13:26, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:13, archived)
# :):)

I know I know s z
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:48, archived)
# David Morse meets Gandalf.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 13:38, archived)
# The Queen as Gandalf meets John Inman as Alan Sugar
or something
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Sauron and John Calshaw
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:15, archived)
# Oh Liz...
(1.618..., Wed 27 Jun 2012, 13:01, archived)
# haha!
Which is which?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 13:11, archived)
# phil said it would be funny
(1.618..., Wed 27 Jun 2012, 13:13, archived)
# fucking shitty queen -- always after me lucky charms
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 13:18, archived)
# false smiles aplenty
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 13:27, archived)
# I guess they were both planning on having a blast
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:02, archived)
# been a while since I Left anything here!
chopped this morning in response to one I saw with optimus prime O.o
(skippy the ratboy doesnt want to write something funny here!, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 12:31, archived)
# Not something I'd advise
... unless you already smell of wee, I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now ๐Ÿ‘Š, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 12:37, archived)
# very true
When i was a kid I always wondered why clark kent always had to change in a phone box, surely there are more discreet places, without transparent sides
(skippy the ratboy doesnt want to write something funny here!, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Yes, you can often find loose change in a phone box
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 12:48, archived)
# That is what one generally does in order to make a call.
Drop some change in a phone box.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 12:59, archived)
# A bit of Wednesday fun
Drag one square on top of the other
   
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now ๐Ÿ‘Š, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 11:59, archived)
# How could you!!!
my grandson saw that
: )
top skillz btw
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 27 Jun 2012, 12:01, archived)
# ooh that's very clever :)
on the subject of drag here's the future queen of England
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 12:06, archived)
# SHould be Daily Mail surely....
...after appearing there in his mother's bridal veil?
(GoodLord doesn't have time for sigs., Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:07, archived)
# Hey now, that's pretty awesome! :D *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 12:07, archived)
# AAAAAARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 12:08, archived)
# Aaaaargh!
etc. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 12:08, archived)
# Oh, wow! :D
The possibilities ... *dons thinking cap*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 12:09, archived)
# do you work for my bank?
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 12:18, archived)
# No,
but if you'd like to give me all your money for safe keeping, then I'd be happy to oblige :-)
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now ๐Ÿ‘Š, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 12:20, archived)
# AAARRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!
*smashes screen*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 12:19, archived)
# i dont get it
is it supposed to be smaller when i drag it?
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 12:31, archived)
# You have to line them up properly.
And if the one you're dragging is smaller than the other, then it won't work at all :(
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now ๐Ÿ‘Š, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 12:33, archived)
# can you link the result pls?
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 12:35, archived)
#
here
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now ๐Ÿ‘Š, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 12:40, archived)
# i have chrome
and yes, when i drag it it becomes smaller
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 12:37, archived)
#
What worked for me was to highlight one before dragging it. (On Chrome as well)
(Ursafluff, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 13:30, archived)
# Thanks - that worked for me too.
That is pretty dashed clever, that is. *ger-click*
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 27 Jun 2012, 15:46, archived)
#
tried that, but when i drag the highlighted version it drags only a weird radial-alpha-gradianted version
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:29, archived)
# I only managed to get them lined up for a split second
which to be honest, was more ominous
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 12:53, archived)
# Thanks for the tip - I think.
Of course the image is now seared onto my retinas - or maybe that's just all the smoke from the fires outside.
(I helped save b3ta! Felis Concolor, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 18:20, archived)
# ^^^
Maybe firefox issue?
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 12:34, archived)
# Took a while to make it work...
As when I dragged a square it would shrink. :(
Fixed the issue by highlighting one and then dragging it, that way it kept it's original size.
(Ursafluff, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 12:35, archived)
# Skills
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:41, archived)
# whoah!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 12:46, archived)
# Well that's a relief
I was expecting goatse
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 12:53, archived)
# ^ this
or a CDC in greyscale.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 12:56, archived)
# You must be one hard lady.
There's not many can say THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR is a relief
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:16, archived)
# I'm from Essex
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Aaaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 13:50, archived)
# If you can't get the dragging working, try running this javascript on this page:
el=document.querySelector("[src$='/f2.png']");el.addEventListener("mousemove",function(ev){el.setAttribute("style","position:absolute;left:"+(ev.clientX-115))})

(the usual method is putting "javascript:THAT" in the address bar, or pasting it into your web console (Ctrl+Shift+K in Firefox) if that doesn't work)

Then wiggle your mouse on the second image.
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:20, archived)
# nifty!
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now ๐Ÿ‘Š, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:37, archived)
# after much fucking around in chrome
I seen it *fears*

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:21, archived)
# very
interesting
(Zoidaroid, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:00, archived)
# clever!
...and yikes!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:59, archived)
# Nice...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 18:04, archived)
# AAAAAARGH!
w/y/h/p
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Mental
and woo-some!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 15:25, archived)

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