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[challenge entry] Meh
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 17:03, archived)
# rear hen-tree
right up the cloca!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 17:06, archived)
# eggsactly
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 17:08, archived)
# I would like to describe my action as a girl in Japan. You can easily understand it if you see the photographs in my Website.
I often go to bars that many TV and TS girls, and many gentlemen who love them gather. We can enjoy there safely and long time, with drinking, making a conversation, singing by karaoke, and so on.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 17:45, archived)
# I thought you'd been banned Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 17:49, archived)
# And I often go out as a girl, for shopping, sightseeing, and so on. If possible, I would like to enjoy in Germany as same as Japan.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 17:49, archived)
# b3ta is Japan-Free
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 17:51, archived)
# I can speak English enough to make easy conversation, but can't speak German. In Germany, I use only easy words, necessary for minimal life, "bitte, Danke schön, Guten Morgen..."
Now, I am studying German, but afraid that whether I'm able to speak German well by returning to Japan.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 17:53, archived)
# I don't get it. Are you wearing a dress?
edit: Ah! Another mediocre science experiment!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 17:54, archived)
# There are some photographs taken of me and my friends. If you see them, I'm sure that you can understand my action in Japan.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 18:01, archived)
# It's not newbie tuesday yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 18:05, archived)
# stfu n00b
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 18:16, archived)
# 10-1 she won't be back tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 18:42, archived)
# I have it on good authority she's signed up 2 new accounts.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 20:56, archived)
# Inside contacts, eh?
In which case I should maybe point out that 10-1 odds on her not coming back imply I give better odds on her actually coming back.

I didn't think of this when I originally posted. I'm thick :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:47, archived)
# OI!
What are you doing with the cover of Rush's quintessential 1980 album 'Moving Pictures'?

BAD Atomic. Bad.

Should be like this.

www.teamteabag.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/500x500xprofiles_srushmovingpictures.jpeg.pagespeed.ic.YhSSFRRpUV.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 18:24, archived)
# Fucking hell, there's that picture again! *points*
Seeing as though we're discussing nightmare inducing material, have this shitty doodle I did this morning.

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 18:46, archived)
# Whenever you start to think that maybe she wasn't that bad, remember the turdcock :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 18:53, archived)
# Aye, that got a lot of people.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 18:57, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 19:13, archived)
# 'ow do in parts of Yorkshire.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 19:38, archived)
# aw'rite cocker in Lancs
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 19:51, archived)
# Y'eright mate? in Manchester.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 20:09, archived)
# "fuck you ya cunt" in glasgow.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 20:12, archived)
# SEE YOU PAL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 21:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:45, archived)
# That is very silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:48, archived)
# (i actually did this)

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:55, archived)
#

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 21:36, archived)
# Ho ho ho!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Another black and white photo which fails to convey the poly-chromatic nature of these fabulous beasts :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:48, archived)
#
You mean the "alleged" poly-chromatic nature... Jesus doesn't like coloured lizards, it probably says so in the Bible or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:54, archived)
# fucking tell me about it
i got locked in a 4 hour loop of the south circular trying to find the natural history museum, fucking iguan-don in the passenger seat, map upside down, no fucking knowledge south of the river i'll tell you, i ended up having to pull over and ask a woman, that was my second mistake...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:49, archived)
#
The National History Museum isn't south of the river...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:52, archived)
#
That might help explain why he couldn't find it.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:54, archived)
# ^pendant
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:54, archived)
# i know that
but try telling that to a fucking iguanadon, they won't fucking listen
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Hey, I knew that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 17:42, archived)
# ^sextant
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 17:01, archived)
# but they're excellent at hitchhiking
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:54, archived)
# Ha!
Palaeolols
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Batman's looking a bit odd there
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 18:47, archived)
# They're pretty good with satnavs though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 17:42, archived)
#

De-ris
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:22, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:31, archived)
# eeeurgh it's horrible...... but so moreish

Blame Joe, more gif goodness here:
b3ta.com/links/33_Infomercial_Characters_Who_Need_to_Get_Their_Shit_Together
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:38, archived)
# i will
bad joe. bad, bad joe.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:41, archived)
# woo! time to prepare for epic drunkenness!
see y'all tomorrow, people. no capslock, though, i'll be hungover!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:06, archived)
# o/
Have a good 'un
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Worse than Hitler, I am
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:45, archived)
# yes you are
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:49, archived)
# Godwin's Law! :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:55, archived)
# you wear the 'tache well though
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:59, archived)
# That looks like a lovely muffin, just look at that thick dollop of chocolate icing on the top.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:07, archived)
# She needs better crockery though, look at that fucking cup.
Get your fucking act together woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:08, archived)
# looks like gillian mckeith's had a facelift
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 18:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 14:17, archived)
# i'd hate to see how he treats shrubs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 14:18, archived)
#
certainly wouldn't beat about the bush
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 14:20, archived)
# good, that can be painful
i've heard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 14:21, archived)
# A hand in the bird is worth 2 in the bush, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:10, archived)
# true
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:14, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 14:30, archived)
# that's an 'arf and a half
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Haha, excellent...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 14:56, archived)
# The one on the left's a common-tree
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 18:51, archived)
# Fantastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 22 Oct 2012, 18:59, archived)
[challenge entry] The wheels rather fell off this joke I'm afraid...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 14:05, archived)
# vere nice
epic alt text.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 14:22, archived)
# mulch better!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 14:23, archived)
# Your hummus may be at a low ebb
But your humous is suspiciously high

(post-alt-text-de-ris)
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 14:27, archived)
# oh no
I've got this all wrong. I meant humus. Possibly so did you. I'm going back to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 14:29, archived)
# Better call in special branch
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 18:52, archived)
[challenge entry] When you take a leak...
Be careful where you shake it.

Steam - whooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:37, archived)
# Dang!
My wee just evaporated!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:42, archived)
# *avoids cloud of volcanic ass*
it are my birthday! give me dragons!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 14:04, archived)
#

At work so you'll have to make do with a repost from me :)
Happy birthday you!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 14:07, archived)
# yay!
i still love this!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 14:09, archived)
# HBD Smash.


Repost as well...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 14:09, archived)
# now THAT'S a dragon!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 14:09, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 14:21, archived)
# only european dragons are true dragons
these ones are big snakey lizards with delusions of grandeur.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 14:22, archived)
# Don't hate the player, hate the game.
also: RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 14:25, archived)
# they're bloody mythicsl!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 14:27, archived)
# still nice, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 14:28, archived)
# hmphf!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 14:34, archived)
# hahahaha!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 14:35, archived)
# This is why dragons shouldn't cheese....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 14:59, archived)
# You make a very good point
I think I know where that might come from. I saw a dragonfly larva in my aquarium and nearly pissed myself. It looked and moved rapidly through the plants snakily exactly like a Chinese dragon, actually the most frightening looking insect in its appearance that I've ever seen. Then it disappeared. A few days later a tiny blue/green dragonfly was banging around the aquarium lights where it lived for a few days.
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 19:09, archived)
# Reheated peas with freashly added trimmings as requested....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 14:56, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
i still think i look like eva peron in that pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:14, archived)
# Googles, haha, I never knew what she looked like...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:37, archived)
# i look like my face has been airbrushed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:41, archived)
# I'd say so if you remember the orignal! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:47, archived)
# i do
but not much else from that night
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:48, archived)
# With any luck you'll be the same tonight :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:50, archived)
# oh, i'll be worse tonight
need to get really pissed and trash someone's rep
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:52, archived)
# You enjoy :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:57, archived)
# i will! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:00, archived)
# It looks like it's been wirebrushed
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 18:14, archived)
# Happy birthday! :D
Unfortunately I have no dragons D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:26, archived)
# shame :(
i have 3 bottles of sherry and a bottle of vodka.
also a bus ticket and a mate to get pissed with tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:28, archived)
# Fuck me! who the fuck bought you a bus ticket for your birthday!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:39, archived)
# i did
to get to physio, then my mate's house.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:40, archived)
# Thought someone had been spoiling you!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:46, archived)
# i didn't even get a ferrero rocher :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:55, archived)
# I didn't even get any booze for my birthday D:
but I've got a bottle of bourbon to kill right here. Might have a go at it whilst doing a bit of work tonight. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:29, archived)
# Happy shared birthday
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:35, archived)
# yay! let's both get drunk!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:39, archived)
[challenge entry] This compo reminds me of that old rave hit by The Stamen...
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:28, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:33, archived)
# When Cumberbatch met Holder
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Followed by Love, Saps, Intelligence?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:37, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Is that on the Moss Drum album?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 14:20, archived)
# Ha Ha Ha Haha!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:51, archived)
# Hahahaha
Hahahahahahaha

*crouches by bass bin*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Good stuff man !
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:07, archived)
# haha
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:21, archived)
[challenge entry] It's the way we're taught in school
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:26, archived)
# aon, dó, trí
Surely? Or do you mean "in Ireland (when speaking English)"?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:32, archived)
# I was referring to the accent only
I was taught a haon, a dรณ, a trรญ myself.
English is the first language in Ireland now
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:56, archived)
# 'Reasons to be cheerful...' :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:39, archived)
# "Tree fellers wanted"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:39, archived)
# fork handles ////
(waxdart hello., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 14:10, archived)
[challenge entry] i got nothing.....

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:04, archived)
# Why am I always Mr Greeny-Brown colour?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:08, archived)
# hahahahaha
"stuck in the river with you"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:11, archived)
# Evergreen Bag
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Pfff
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Hahaha I remember him!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 14:10, archived)
# Looks like they're in a stand-off already...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Hahaha..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 14:59, archived)
[challenge entry] By a happy coincidence, my new Christmas card design fits the compo.
my new Christmas card design fits the compo..

You can buy it too



(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:40, archived)
# that's smashing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:59, archived)
# I really like that
Is there any way I can buy them from the UK though? Postage and packing is a bit pricey...
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 11:11, archived)
# Working on it!
Although you can try www.cafepress.co.uk/nobbyscards.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 12:24, archived)
# hahahahaaha
that's brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 11:13, archived)
# Lovely :D
*bookmarks*
not going to buy ANYTHING Christmas related until 24th Dec at the earliest grumble grumble
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 11:23, archived)
# Brill!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 11:51, archived)
# Splendid.
be interesting to see what you've done with the other 11 days.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 11:55, archived)
# 5 Gold Rings and a Locog lawyer seeking damages for infringement of trademark?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 11:58, archived)
# ^This^
and a hefty out of court settlement.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 12:01, archived)
# gosh, it's a slow day on b3ta today
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 12:48, archived)
# Shhh... you'll wake them up.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 12:49, archived)
# Nothing.
Never occurred to me. But now you've suggested it...
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 12:26, archived)
# Lepers a Lording would be interesting
And great stuff as usual
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 12:33, archived)
# 8 is nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:08, archived)
# AH - HA!
Very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:12, archived)
# Glorious!
Liking the red/green Christmassy colours
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Bonsaaaaiiiii!!!!!


Also spammy kickstarter link here.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:32, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:34, archived)
# hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:40, archived)
# Tree
mendous!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:51, archived)
# HAZZAR!
Splendidness on a plate.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 11:56, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:35, archived)
# Hahaha
You big silly!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:41, archived)
# When life gives you socks...

Make Sock Puppets!

(I helped save b3ta! Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 4:18, archived)
# but how does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 4:29, archived)
# Mmmm...
It smells so soxy.
(I helped save b3ta! Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 4:34, archived)
# Like unwashed feet and stale spunk.
And the sock puppet's not much fresher.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 22 Oct 2012, 5:57, archived)
# Alaska
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:18, archived)
# cool dork dog
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 5:04, archived)
# hurrah! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:26, archived)
# Aw, he's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:15, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your sock dog?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:17, archived)
# It'd be nice if he had ears
It's a bit scary without them
woo, none the less
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:32, archived)
# Better?
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 12:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay!
Also since I've been away for a while, here's a semi-relevant compo pea by way of token contribution. From my "busted punchlines" series which singularly failed to get off the ground.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:34, archived)
# Haha!
I ventured into this territory the other day:
www.b3ta.com/board/10867335
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 11:26, archived)
# I love this
It's right up there with Wetherby Hobbits in my list of faves :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 11:34, archived)
# \o/
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 11:36, archived)
# this is the best thing ever :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:01, archived)
# Captain, he is once again holding my hand in the pub
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 11:22, archived)
# WAILAAPOYS?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:52, archived)
# Found this old video tape, let's watch
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 3:56, archived)
# It's really scary the way that kid sways back and forth
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 3:57, archived)
# now Kiko's spirit will live in the happy frog
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIE8Fq4Zm1E
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 4:13, archived)
# RINGU
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 4:52, archived)
# PINGU
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 6:46, archived)
# Makes me want to want to "whack" it

...and now that I've finished this gif, I might just go and do that
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:20, archived)
# Seven days after watching this tape, you'll get fucked
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 5:19, archived)
# Looks like Snoop...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:41, archived)
# I watched it on my phone.
She came out tiny?!?

So I shoved her up me arse. :)
(waxdart hello., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 14:12, archived)
# I am loving these...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Wow, Bob, wow.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 0:24, archived)
# The things that go on in that room
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 0:26, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 0:52, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:25, archived)
# This is giving me the fear
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 12:37, archived)
# Maru is sleeping
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 3:16, archived)
# I recommend necking
at least a couple of bottles of scotch before viewing this particular cinematic experience...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 0:32, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTvLiGMMMg0
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 0:35, archived)
# getting pretty worked up about local body finance there
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 0:37, archived)
# I like the way his voice cracks when he mentions his communications degree
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 0:39, archived)
# I like the way the front three rows
are laughing at him.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 0:43, archived)
# I only watched the beginning, does his head explode by the end?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 0:50, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
"I have people skills goddamitt!!"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 1:14, archived)
# You put your left leg in, your left leg out, in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out
in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out in out
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 0:25, archived)
# that's what it's all about!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kk8MnpAT4A
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 3:16, archived)
# Haha, fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 27 Oct 2012, 13:03, archived)
# Goes great with some pie.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 2:22, archived)
# something found ona trip to the west end....


Click for bigger (268 kb)
(BatFastardUK, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 23:25, archived)
# A real Saville Row product wouldn't have such bad seams
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 23:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:19, archived)
# Fucking uber lurkage there, man
Bindun umpteen times though :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 23:37, archived)
# {8-o
Uber lurkage indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 23:39, archived)
# A load of cut-out cardboard girls?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 23:38, archived)
# I think you enjoyed cutting out all these pictures of pubescent girls.
Especially the one in the pink shorts - you did her twice, so to speak.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 0:22, archived)
# you mean this?
(fluckstlicks Whatever you do, do it improperly!, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 14:23, archived)
# Remember Fluffy
Can penguins fly.
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 23:21, archived)
# FLY YOU FOOLS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 0:24, archived)
# Yes. But only just.

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 5:06, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:07, archived)
# :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=82LCKBdjywQ
(herman:D, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 21:25, archived)
# Wangnam style
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 21:26, archived)
# nice cockage
although the whole gangham meme thingy in general hasn't done it for me
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 21:28, archived)
# I know what you meme
Even cage fighters are doing it
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 21:33, archived)
# What's gangham?
The time difference between Sydney and Adelaide is 30 minutes and 30 years, so it'll be a while before we catch up to it.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 21 Oct 2012, 22:25, archived)
# Half a billion views and you haven't seen it?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 0:14, archived)
# I've seen it.
I like it, but I can't explain why.
(I helped save b3ta! Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 4:24, archived)
# What the flying fuckfish?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:58, archived)
# if i could be arsed, i'd crop that so it tiled
but i can't
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 21:35, archived)
# =]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 22:48, archived)
# another scene knocked out for http://www.starwarsuncut.com/empire

it's the bit where Luke can't lift the XWing out the swamp, hardest bit was doing R2D2 sound effects :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 20:39, archived)
# It´s a bit
not working.
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 20:53, archived)
# b3tards collapsed again by the looks of it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 21:00, archived)
# I totally misread that URL.
...hey, it's not far off, is it? Cut me some slack!
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Sun 21 Oct 2012, 21:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 20:35, archived)
#
Epic!
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 21 Oct 2012, 20:37, archived)
# Nice punnatree.
Also, Elton's looking old.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 21 Oct 2012, 20:41, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 20:59, archived)
# Yours is Buzz
Mine is woody
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 21:13, archived)

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