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[challenge entry] fluff.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:25, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:26, archived)
# Have a break,
have a kumquat.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:30, archived)
# hehe
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:37, archived)
# sort that, schroedinger!
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Yes! Cnut!
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:31, archived)
# arf!
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:54, archived)
# Haha
:D
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:06, archived)
# hahhaha
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:15, archived)
# All the kids want one.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:45, archived)
# I had one like that.


I found that Melvin's thing. The first half is good, and sort of nerdy.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPaQ-1WsoG0

Sheesh, I just realized that's copter cat. Haha.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:20, archived)
# Haha
=D
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:53, archived)
# A friend sent us some pistachios for Christmas last year.
We enjoyed the nuts; Port enjoyed the box.

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:10, archived)
# yay! wants :D
& would make a fine card too.. here's mine getting festive & being the tree o/
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:39, archived)
#
getting festive & being the tree

having a poo
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:13, archived)
# haha
IT'S A TRAP!
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:16, archived)
# Very, very frightening,
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:13, archived)
# i simply will not stand for this!
*lies down*
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:18, archived)
# That's you all over,
you hussy.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:19, archived)
# a bit of hussing never hurt anyone
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:20, archived)
# That is patently untrue.
The average head circumference measurement of a newborn baby born at term (or 37 to 42 weeks) is about 34 to 36 centimetres.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:22, archived)
# ok, a bit of careful hussing never hurt anyone
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:26, archived)
# It has hurt me
nobody cares about my FRANKLY HILARIUOUS joke.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:27, archived)
# *pats*
there there, it'll be all right
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:31, archived)
#
hussy jezebel
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:21, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:22, archived)
# mumma mia
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Once again I get my information from b3ta.
I'm guessing there's some new connection device named Thunderbolt. ...goes off to Google.

And the answer is-

YES!

Also, yay.

Also, what the fuck am I rambling on about? I can barely see. It's practically noon and I'm still waking up. Fuck!
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:09, archived)
# Indeed.
My laptop has a Thunderbolt port, so it is not that rare. Apples have had them for ages, I think.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Went with the vege atheist angle

for all the cunts who still insist on sending me xmas cards :)
Biggaar
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:53, archived)
# crikey!
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:53, archived)
# I fuckin' love MRSA!
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:58, archived)
# GAH!
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:59, archived)
# he has roasted hazelnuts for eyes
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:17, archived)
# And a turkey cock
for a, erm, turkey cock.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:20, archived)
# all i can think of now is kodiak jack
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:22, archived)
# It's his vege nut roast
:D
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Haha, I only get one a year....
From my neighbour that I only ever say "Hello, how are you?" and "Fine thankyou" because this is the extent of our friendship it seems rude to tell them to stick it up thier arse like I do with my proper friemds...
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:19, archived)
# I end up feeling guilty if I don't send a card back
but also pisses me off spending money on a seasonal looking cards and stamps just so they don't think I'm a complete cunt
will you be taking refuge here on the 25th?
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:24, archived)
# Yer, I brought a pack of 20 from the pound shop to return the thought so as not to offend them.....
Problem is they were all identical, so they are going to be getting the same card for the next 19 years!
If I do take refuge, the way b3ta is at the moment it may seem like a long day hitting refresh with no one commenting or replying, I was thinking of going for a long walk, it always seems so eerily quiet outside on a Christmas day, with everyone else all stuck in doors all eating reconstituted animal slurry formed into bit sized pieces and coated in bread crumbs, watching shit enders and coronation shit, while all hating their shitmas presents and arguing with each other, God I love Christmas!
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:40, archived)
# Haha couldn't put it better myself
I've been recording loads of films for the last 6 months so I can avoid all the irritating tv and commercials, I'll take fluffy out and be making pictures and dropping in and out of here on the day :)
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Fluffy walking on the beach sounds good :-)
Can't remember if it was last year or the year before. shops being closed on Christmas day, christmas eve, went to buy wine, needed enough for christmas night too, knew if I just brought 2 nights supply I would drink it in one go, so brought 3 night supply, stayed up till 6 in the morning drinking the lot, stayed in bed till 10pm at night got up had a sandwich, went straight back to bed and got up boxing day!
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Alcohol induced hibernation/escapism ftw
:D
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha Yay! Just found my B3ta Christmas compo entry from 2010, sums it up perfectly for me!
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:11, archived)
# :D
Lovely old water cistern
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:15, archived)
# i love chrismas!
i may pop in here on the day, when i'm stuffed full of festive food and booze(none of which will be frozen junk), before heading home with my lovely pressies and relaxing with a large gin and gin, before an early and slightly drunken night.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:53, archived)
# ^needs more gin
8D
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:05, archived)
# I cancaled it years ago, I find it desperately depressing....
I just see the dark side of everything about it I'm affaid......
To sum it up perfectly, one of my favorite pictures on here is by Sundae, where she's sat on the park bench head in hands crying with shocked robin behind her! :-)
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:07, archived)
# you need eggnog
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:21, archived)
# Take 3 bottles of wine to the sofa?
Not me! when I can just take eggnog ;-)
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:25, archived)
# i'm in a disgustingly good mood today
bought a scratchcard with a pound off mum and won fifty quid. got all the wool for my blanket and some shopping, including my hair dye. there's just enough left for some cider :)
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:33, archived)
# Yay sounds like a smashing day for smashy! ;-)
I had a Good luck day saturday, Tescos, 2 packs of rump, pack or 4 lamb chops pack of 4 pork chops, all ruduced to £1.60, 3 should have orignally been £4 but had stickers saying any 3 for £10, the computer doesn't recognize reductions on multi buys so gave me the extra £2 off at the checkout. so £16 worth of meat for £4,40! yay I was happy :-)
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:44, archived)
# i'll bet!
apart from almost dropping a tummy custard on the bus, i've had a great day. as soon as the sneezing stops and the guts behave, it'll be a fantastic day!
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:54, archived)
# I'm sure the Cider will soon cure those! ;-)
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:56, archived)
# even if it doesn't, i won't care
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:04, archived)
# That's the spirit :-)
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:15, archived)
# I don't really fancy my custard doughnut I was about to eat now
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:57, archived)
# Ah goone! just imagine...
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:01, archived)
# Haha
Lucky there's a jam one too
noms :D
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:04, archived)
# I'm now wondering what a savory cheese and onion doughnut would be like...
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:14, archived)
# mmm savoury dnuts :D
cheese/mushroom, mozarella/tomato/basil, chinese spring veg
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:19, archived)
# I'v never seen them anywhere, we maybe onto something..
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:22, archived)
# Me neither
*Books us a place on Dragons Den
also onion bhaji ones :)
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:27, archived)
# If Levi Roots can make 34 million from liquid branston with cyan in it....
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:34, archived)
# Did a quick search
bindun :(
must get busy now, laters :)
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:47, archived)
# It would be like a bagel.
Now I'm all hungry.

Oh and I remember that X-mas story with the wine, I think that it was two years ago.
The great love of my life and I picked up a tree to hold her new hand crafted decorations last night and the odor of the thing is sure to keep the rats away if nothing else, ye "Bob" I hope that it abates a little. Fuck X-mas, fuck it right in the ear!
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:50, archived)
# haha, the wine thing has been done on more than one year! ;-)
Good luck with your tree, I had a real one one year, the odour does deminish over time.. :-)
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:19, archived)
# then my work here is done
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:02, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:05, archived)
# Too many savory spinich doughnuts...
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:23, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:28, archived)
# Fuck me!
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:00, archived)
# Too subtle?
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:02, archived)
# I'm not eating THAT!
*click*
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:06, archived)
# Result :D
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:13, archived)
# hahaha fucking hell!
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:16, archived)
# Literally :D
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:41, archived)
# :D
WTF
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:45, archived)
# Have a mid afternoon doodle, why not
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:42, archived)
# Poor Danniella Westbrook :'(
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:02, archived)
# LOOK OUT! HE'S GOT A NOSE!
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:03, archived)
# Get back!
I've seen him shoot a nose!
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Spang Time
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Pfft :D
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:44, archived)
# ;)
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:46, archived)
# Epic :D
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:48, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:16, archived)
# hehe
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:47, archived)
# hahahah I love this
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:40, archived)
# What IS that guy doing with his neck in that picture?

*cynical edit*
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:03, archived)
# It's the
Empathetic Head Tilt ™ he was taught to do whilst being coached on what to say by his radio station.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:05, archived)
# I'm not cynical, honest.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:07, archived)
# *edits image accordingly*
:D
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:08, archived)
# That's what I did
when I heard drugs weren't going to be decriminalised
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:15, archived)
# I do get the feeling they're only sorry they got caught
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:25, archived)
# I'm sure they're sorry that someone died...
but, what exactly did they do wrong here?
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:32, archived)
# They were being terrible prankster DJs, like Noel Edmunds was
which I think we can all agree means life imprisonment is too good for them
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:34, archived)
# In those cases, it's usually someone's friends or family that collaborate too
as they tend to know better than Edmonds/Beadle/etc. as to whether the victim will appreciate the joke or not.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:58, archived)
# which is where most of the humour comes from.
case in point: Mark Knopfler, Howard Stern.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:09, archived)
# Trick a hospital into giving out confidential information?
The result of which was a media circus resulting in the death and the apparently related suicide of one of the nurses involved.

ed: better?
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:36, archived)
# are you saying that the death of the nurse is a direct consequence of this prank?
*reworded*
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:39, archived)
# The media certainly have made that assumption and I think it probably is heavily related.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:44, archived)
# I'm confused...
is that a yes or a no?
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:45, archived)
# If it wasn't clear, I think the prank had some influence on the nurse's death.
However, I'm aware that my opinion in this case holds no particular weight.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:48, archived)
# let's say that you are right...
that this prank DID influence her decision to end her life...

Do you think they deserve the backlash they have received?
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:51, archived)
# depends what the backlash actually is
the misreporting and opinion giving by the press makes the actual turn of events very hard to follow
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:53, archived)
# I refer to the legions of proletariat mouth breathers, threatening to kill them in the street on social media
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:57, archived)
# ahhh, media fuelled hate mobs, no, no one deserves them.
I thought you meant losing their job for an on air mistake or getting a few days paid leave.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:00, archived)
# they shouldn't lose their jobs either - in my opinion...
if they were luckier, and someone without clear unchecked mental health problems answered the phone and this didn't end up being the spaz-fest it has become.. they'd probably have gotten a raise and this would have been looked back upon as a right proper jape!
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:03, archived)
# and anyone baying for their literal or metaphoric blood should really take a long hard look at themselves...
anything we do in our daily life, even if you're a thoroughly nice person,
could possibly cause someone with mental health problems to tip over the edge.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:06, archived)
# I can see why they would be sacked for a prank gone wrong
the station needs to keep listeners on side and all that.
But I agree, it's no different to any other phone prank that goes right or wrong, all of which are mocking the person on the other end of the line, so in a way are just slightly cunty acts of bullying.
Some times bullying is funny and acceptable in the media, other times people remember it's a bit of a shit thing to do.

I'm guessing they'll get early retirement. They did what they were paid to do, opinion just shifted on whether it was funny or not.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:07, archived)
# it does seem
to be getting funnier every day.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:23, archived)
# There's still the question of permission to air the thing.
They might have actually broken the law.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:08, archived)
# fair enough...
that's different... if there's a statute for it.

but, if she didn't die... the publicity would probably have put ratings up.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:10, archived)
# Well, yeah, it's rather close to being manslaughter.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:54, archived)
# I'm hoping this is an attempt to get a rise out of me
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:57, archived)
# I don't even know any more.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:06, archived)
# careful Mu he's wearing a wire, he's trying to get you to fess up!
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:49, archived)
# they've been gutted? Blimey, that's a more severe punishment than I was expecting
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:32, archived)
# They should be clapped in irons and dispatched to the southern colonies.
Oh, hang on...
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Oi!
:)
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:09, archived)
# I read they were desparate for a chance to speak out on their side of things,
In spite of the public clamouring for the station controllers to hide them away behind a wall of lawyers...
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:51, archived)
# I thought it was time to lower the tone a bit. Hello.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:40, archived)
# from whence may i purchase this wondrous thing?
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:41, archived)
# internet
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:49, archived)
# TO THE INTERNET!
right after i get back from iceland
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:51, archived)
# My love to Bjork.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:53, archived)
# I've yet to dig up this Minecraft turd block, where is it normally found?
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:50, archived)
# Now THAT is something I need this Xmas.
I once had to "break the back" of a particularly stiff and lengthy jobbie with a wire coat-hanger.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Old technology.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:46, archived)
# Yule Log Buster ftw
:D
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Haha - you wrote 'of of Satan's guffs'
when you meant 'off of Satan's guffs'.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:57, archived)
# ;)
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:45, archived)
# erm.
Well ninjedited - but maybe it said 'of one of'..?
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:01, archived)
# I did a poo the other day that curled itself into a perfect doughnut.
How is your product able to help me in such situations?
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:03, archived)
# I hope there was a dusting of something nice on it
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Just a pube, I think.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:28, archived)
# Did you manage to drop a little floater in the centre of it?
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:17, archived)
# By kicking the shit out of it.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:34, archived)
# Noddy!
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:15, archived)
# he he
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:47, archived)
# Brilliant idea
*orders eleventy*
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:32, archived)
#
Permission to pearoast in sort of memory of dear old Sir Patrick?



(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:07, archived)
# oh dear god!
and only came here to share science news: piss head now has a new meaning.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:10, archived)
# Marvellous!
I'm currently writing a lecture on stem cells, and now I can make it look as though I'm up to date with the technology.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:16, archived)
# yay!
Educating SCIENCE using b3ta.

Truly a moment of pride.


(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:03, archived)
# *headdesks*
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:17, archived)
# jesus wept

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:27, archived)
# I failed to come up with a name for this
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:05, archived)
# the destruction of nature by industry, perhaps?
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:08, archived)
# why?
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:12, archived)
# because I like to draw these transformations of things
I basically wanted to know what made you draw the tentacle santa but forgot that this board is infested with tards.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:17, archived)
# does it need a reason?
seeing as it apparently does, I thought I would do a christmas picture for this weeks image challenge, I thought I would draw Santa and then I thought I would do him as some kind of monster, I then thought tentacles which I then realised sounded a bit like Santa Claus, so the whole happy combination of Santa and Tentacles came about and I named it Santantacles.
All of which is far more boring than just looking at a picture without an explanation.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:19, archived)
# so no reason
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:20, archived)
# no, there was "because"
as I said earlier.
Beyond wordplay, the current image challenge and time of year, what should I have added to qualify as a reason to you?
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:21, archived)
# I think it was obvious that the why was about the tentacles
And if thinking of tentacles qualifies as a reason then by all means call it a reason.
You are right. This is not interesting.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:28, archived)
# I said why, topical wordplay, santaclaus/tentacles - santentaclaus
is it really that complicated? Did you miss his name in the title and file name?
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:33, archived)
# didn't care about all that
the why was about the tentacles
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:34, archived)
# you seem to be missing a vital part of this fantastic story where I answered your question several times
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:39, archived)
# Top Moderating
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:54, archived)
# are mods not allowed to take part in conversations?
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:59, archived)
# Great Question
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:45, archived)
# Everything is always funnier once it's been explained.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:59, archived)
# YOUR ALL TARDZ
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:55, archived)
# no, you seem not to understand that the conversation ended here
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:13, archived)
# If only you had stopped fingering those dogs so prompty :(
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:21, archived)
# POOR ROVER!
FOREVA IN AR HARTS! WIV DA ANGLES NOW!
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:33, archived)
# way to suck the fun out of something...
lol... tards
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:52, archived)
# You cared enough to finger a dog.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:56, archived)
# You mispelled 'woo'.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:31, archived)
# It was meant as a friendly repetition of the "why?" he asked me below
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:04, archived)
# doesn't need one...
it's brilliant!
w/y/h!
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:16, archived)
# I've seen that guy before
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:23, archived)
# where do I need to look?
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:30, archived)
# Red thing, about three seconds in from where I bookmarked it at 4.00
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:34, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Isn't that just a ripoff of superfrog?
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Erm ... how, exactly?
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:38, archived)
# Nice
It reminds me a lot of David Firth's "Ptikobj" - www.fat-pie.com/ptikobj.htm
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:33, archived)
# that could have been the first place where I saw something like that
instantly loved it
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:35, archived)
# The Firth is a Flash God!
keep it up
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:39, archived)
# yeah
he is my all time favorite artist
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:20, archived)
# nice
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:39, archived)
# I shall call it "Bloody Lovely."
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:35, archived)
# these are great. i watch them for ages. please continue :)
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:44, archived)
# Woo
nicely :)
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:56, archived)
# ^
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:46, archived)
# Steve
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Woo!
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:31, archived)
# Love these :D
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:57, archived)
# My humble effort in tribute to Sir Patrick Alfred-Gamesmaster Moore

There will never be another like him!
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:36, archived)
# nice
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:53, archived)
# Wow the board's slower than your mum today.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 12:41, archived)
# We is all workin hard innit
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:02, archived)
#
or an
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:15, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:25, archived)
# Nicely :)
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:10, archived)
# uncle of Alan Moore
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Alan rogered Demi
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:28, archived)
# nice
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:08, archived)
# Until Brian Cox is really old.
He should play more drums.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:49, archived)
# UhOh!
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:11, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:14, archived)
# I'll put this here. RIP Mr Moore.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:34, archived)
#

(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 9:58, archived)
# I forsee an orgy!
(and that's not a prediction I an normally make on a Monday morning)
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:00, archived)
# It reminded me straight away of these two.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:35, archived)
# It's aids and cancer tapping this time
love isn't always beautiful
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:01, archived)
# Nice, but,
why aren't there any girls involved?
Are they homersextuals?
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:17, archived)
# Silly.
They'd be yellow if they were homersexuals!
/lacist blog.

'ningles all.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:25, archived)
# Silly me.
Must be Libyans then.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:29, archived)
# phoar!
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:42, archived)
# How do you know they're not girls?
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:42, archived)
# Don't you know International Cartoon Standard 300:2008?
"All female charaters are identified by either:
a bow in the hair, or otherwise placed on a feature which could, reasonably, be described as her head,
a skirt,
and/or long eyelashes."
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:50, archived)
# I feel so stupid now.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:11, archived)
# ONOES! Don't say Lionel Blair and Brucie are trying to get through the walls?!:O
woo.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:26, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:27, archived)
# I'd tap that
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:04, archived)
# Sexytiem :D
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 12:57, archived)
# Randall Munroe would like to have a word.
Stick Figures In Love® are © XKCD.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:08, archived)
# I've seen the channel tunnel breakthrough before....
I don't remember all that tapping.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:35, archived)
# brilliant :)
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Haha, ace...
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Ho ho ho, Seasons Greetings from Santentaclaus
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 8:39, archived)
# why?
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 8:46, archived)
# because?
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 8:54, archived)
# because you finger dogs, that's why!
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 9:50, archived)
# I also had heard that kurm1s fingers dogs
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 9:58, archived)
# are you serious?
am I witnessing butt licking right now?
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:49, archived)
# To be fair I heard kurm1s only fingered the dog the one time, and didn't inhale.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:53, archived)
# are you saying you not only fingered, but licked the dogs butt too?
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:09, archived)
# IS THERE NO END TO HIS DEPRAVITY?!
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:35, archived)
# It's a fair cop, but society's to blame.
society anthropomorphism
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:17, archived)
# I would NOT want that slithering down my chimney in the middle of the night
top stuff!
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 9:03, archived)
# Yeah right, I bet you're well up for some festive hentai action
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 9:58, archived)
# Oooh clever
he's holding a bell with one and a sack with the other,which equals ten tentacles.

Otherwise of course he'd be santoctaclaus.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 9:05, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 9:07, archived)
# The cold dead eyes of a killer
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 9:26, archived)
# I reckon it's just a regular octopus wearing santa's skin
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 9:56, archived)
# What's in the sack...?
:D
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 9:59, archived)
# halibut
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:03, archived)
# \o/
My eleventh favourite fish.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:15, archived)
# I fear he'd leave a trail on my cream carpets
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:04, archived)
# Ooh er.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:23, archived)
# He comes. Once a year.
woo!
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:27, archived)
# IshiatamaMoggy will love you for this
XD
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:04, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 5:50, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:58, archived)
# Knocking a quick one out before I start the day...

Mouseover for de-ris.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 0:16, archived)
# If we're dropping off quick and dirty...
Then I've got this to get off my chest.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 0:56, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:50, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 12:14, archived)
# obstacles on the pitch would improve the game hugely.
or roller ball style football, to the death
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 3:34, archived)
# You iz wiv da starz now!
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:12, archived)
# was he naked and carrying a balloon?
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:15, archived)
# Yes, thats why I drew it!
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:21, archived)
# Well obviously.
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:40, archived)
# The balloon was a bad influence on him though.
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:51, archived)
# The relection in the monocle is very "Fear and Loathing", so I'm imagining this is in the middle of a massive drug fueled bender.
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:52, archived)
# It also seems to be the same gradient on the early Sonic logo.
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:56, archived)
# Habanero.
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:58, archived)
# Oh hai Nero!
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 0:34, archived)
# ‚ ‚È‚½‚̉f‘œ‚Í‹¤’ʂł ‚é
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 0:40, archived)
[challenge entry] 5 rude christmas cards for financially squeezed couples





Click each one for a print size download
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:01, archived)
# first one: phallicly squeezed
:D
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:05, archived)
# To Have And To Hold....
Still a bit gutted I didn't bid on the snow leopard charity auction. These pieces are the best chrimbo treats I've seen in a long time. Very well done sir.
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:22, archived)
# hahahaha
these are superb! :D
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:29, archived)
# You appear to have stuck a lesbian with a gay guy in the last card.
I know you were trying to hit all flavours of couples, but I don't think that one is likely :)
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:39, archived)
# are you saying all women with short hair are lesbians?
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 7:40, archived)
# My mum's in a same sex civil partnership.
After 2 lesbian marriages and a lesbian stag night I can confirm most lesbian stereotypes are completely grounded in fact.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 8:06, archived)
# Except the one that all lesbians are young, pretty and on the internet.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 8:07, archived)
# I'm very happy for her, but that still doesn't prove every woman with short hair is gay ;)
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 8:43, archived)
# They are though
I mean look at them
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 9:28, archived)
# True, it's only an 80% chance.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Just because [virtually] all lesbians have short hair
does not mean that all women with short hair are lesbians.
I once knew a woman who had short hair specifically so it didn't get in her mouth during blowjobs.
That was a very long time ago.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:38, archived)
# The 'Love Is...' kids have certainly grown up!
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:40, archived)
# And now I've seen it, cannot unsee...
Neckboobs. NECKBOOBS!
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:42, archived)
# They are all the fashion
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:56, archived)
# GOITREBUTTOCKS!
ARGH!
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 0:07, archived)
# I like this
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 0:37, archived)
# Oh I like them
Woo!
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 0:38, archived)
# My god those are touching...
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 2:07, archived)
# Hahaha.
Card 1! That makes me think willy based 'got your nose'!
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:44, archived)
# A-....Scansion needs work but the
erotic power of the images makes up for this.
Erotic dis.....CHARGE...nnngmmmmm...
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:36, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 22:47, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 22:48, archived)
# haha
surpriseFUCK!
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:02, archived)
# Oh my
:D
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:01, archived)
# A small tribute. :(
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 21:41, archived)
# he always hated that watch
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 21:44, archived)
# well..
“At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I'm not there I carry on as usual.” He is in the obituaries now
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 22:14, archived)
# oh man i bet he didn't have a contigency plan for that
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:04, archived)
# Nice
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 22:44, archived)
# Nicely
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 22:46, archived)
# lovely
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 0:36, archived)
# For HappyToast
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:55, archived)
# that link needs a NSFW label o_o
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:57, archived)
# That is not NSFW. :D
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 21:01, archived)
# no, your picture isn't but the link is a bit NSFW
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 21:02, archived)
# No no no.
If it NSFW, It will be "R-18"
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 21:04, archived)
# Pixiv could get someone in trouble at work.
NSFW - Not Safe For Work.
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 21:03, archived)
# Hello Mogster.
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 21:00, archived)
# can you draw patrick moore?
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 21:16, archived)
# This.
Draw him in some sumo pants as a tribute please Moggy.
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 21:22, archived)
# ^twelve of them^
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 21:26, archived)
# OK :)
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 21:22, archived)
# :D
he looks like this if you need a reference point
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 21:30, archived)
# nice!
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 21:48, archived)
# Hahaha
NO GIRLS!
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 1:23, archived)
# i thought you died?
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 22:06, archived)
# I still alive :D
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 22:25, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 22:32, archived)
# happy flaming cake day!
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:04, archived)
# why?
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:03, archived)
# joy! joy! joy!
nice buns :D
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 22:52, archived)
# Yays XD
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:18, archived)
# What does that say on his back?
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:04, archived)
# insert 50p to continue
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:06, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 0:39, archived)
# :)
Happy = "幸"
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:17, archived)
# This panda kicked his arse.
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 0:48, archived)
# Nicely done XD
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 1:35, archived)

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