(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:22,
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It's his vege nut roast
:D
(hekim66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:25,
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Haha, I only get one a year....
From my neighbour that I only ever say "Hello, how are you?" and "Fine thankyou" because this is the extent of our friendship it seems rude to tell them to stick it up thier arse like I do with my proper friemds...
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:19,
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I end up feeling guilty if I don't send a card back
but also pisses me off spending money on a seasonal looking cards and stamps just so they don't think I'm a complete cunt will you be taking refuge here on the 25th?
(hekim66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:24,
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Yer, I brought a pack of 20 from the pound shop to return the thought so as not to offend them.....
Problem is they were all identical, so they are going to be getting the same card for the next 19 years! If I do take refuge, the way b3ta is at the moment it may seem like a long day hitting refresh with no one commenting or replying, I was thinking of going for a long walk, it always seems so eerily quiet outside on a Christmas day, with everyone else all stuck in doors all eating reconstituted animal slurry formed into bit sized pieces and coated in bread crumbs, watching shit enders and coronation shit, while all hating their shitmas presents and arguing with each other, God I love Christmas!
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:40,
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Haha couldn't put it better myself
I've been recording loads of films for the last 6 months so I can avoid all the irritating tv and commercials, I'll take fluffy out and be making pictures and dropping in and out of here on the day :)
(hekim66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:49,
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Fluffy walking on the beach sounds good :-)
Can't remember if it was last year or the year before. shops being closed on Christmas day, christmas eve, went to buy wine, needed enough for christmas night too, knew if I just brought 2 nights supply I would drink it in one go, so brought 3 night supply, stayed up till 6 in the morning drinking the lot, stayed in bed till 10pm at night got up had a sandwich, went straight back to bed and got up boxing day!
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:59,
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Alcohol induced hibernation/escapism ftw
:D
(hekim66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:03,
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Haha Yay! Just found my B3ta Christmas compo entry from 2010, sums it up perfectly for me!
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:11,
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:D
Lovely old water cistern
(hekim66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:15,
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i love chrismas!
i may pop in here on the day, when i'm stuffed full of festive food and booze(none of which will be frozen junk), before heading home with my lovely pressies and relaxing with a large gin and gin, before an early and slightly drunken night.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:53,
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^needs more gin
8D
(hekim66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:05,
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I cancaled it years ago, I find it desperately depressing....
I just see the dark side of everything about it I'm affaid...... To sum it up perfectly, one of my favorite pictures on here is by Sundae, where she's sat on the park bench head in hands crying with shocked robin behind her! :-)
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:07,
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you need eggnog
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:21,
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Take 3 bottles of wine to the sofa?
Not me! when I can just take eggnog ;-)
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:25,
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i'm in a disgustingly good mood today
bought a scratchcard with a pound off mum and won fifty quid. got all the wool for my blanket and some shopping, including my hair dye. there's just enough left for some cider :)
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:33,
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Yay sounds like a smashing day for smashy! ;-)
I had a Good luck day saturday, Tescos, 2 packs of rump, pack or 4 lamb chops pack of 4 pork chops, all ruduced to £1.60, 3 should have orignally been £4 but had stickers saying any 3 for £10, the computer doesn't recognize reductions on multi buys so gave me the extra £2 off at the checkout. so £16 worth of meat for £4,40! yay I was happy :-)
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:44,
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i'll bet!
apart from almost dropping a tummy custard on the bus, i've had a great day. as soon as the sneezing stops and the guts behave, it'll be a fantastic day!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:54,
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I'm sure the Cider will soon cure those! ;-)
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:56,
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even if it doesn't, i won't care
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:04,
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That's the spirit :-)
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:15,
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I don't really fancy my custard doughnut I was about to eat now
(hekim66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:57,
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Ah goone! just imagine...
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:01,
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Haha
Lucky there's a jam one too noms :D
(hekim66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:04,
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I'm now wondering what a savory cheese and onion doughnut would be like...
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:14,
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mmm savoury dnuts :D
cheese/mushroom, mozarella/tomato/basil, chinese spring veg
(hekim66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:19,
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I'v never seen them anywhere, we maybe onto something..
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:22,
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Me neither
*Books us a place on Dragons Den also onion bhaji ones :)
(hekim66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:27,
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If Levi Roots can make 34 million from liquid branston with cyan in it....
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:34,
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(hekim66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:47,
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It would be like a bagel.
Now I'm all hungry.
Oh and I remember that X-mas story with the wine, I think that it was two years ago. The great love of my life and I picked up a tree to hold her new hand crafted decorations last night and the odor of the thing is sure to keep the rats away if nothing else, ye "Bob" I hope that it abates a little. Fuck X-mas, fuck it right in the ear!
(Smoked OystersYes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:50,
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haha, the wine thing has been done on more than one year! ;-)
Good luck with your tree, I had a real one one year, the odour does deminish over time.. :-)
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:19,
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then my work here is done
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:02,
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(hekim66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:05,
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Too many savory spinich doughnuts...
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:23,
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:D
(hekim66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:28,
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ahhh, media fuelled hate mobs, no, no one deserves them.
I thought you meant losing their job for an on air mistake or getting a few days paid leave.
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:00,
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they shouldn't lose their jobs either - in my opinion...
if they were luckier, and someone without clear unchecked mental health problems answered the phone and this didn't end up being the spaz-fest it has become.. they'd probably have gotten a raise and this would have been looked back upon as a right proper jape!
and anyone baying for their literal or metaphoric blood should really take a long hard look at themselves...
anything we do in our daily life, even if you're a thoroughly nice person, could possibly cause someone with mental health problems to tip over the edge.
I can see why they would be sacked for a prank gone wrong
the station needs to keep listeners on side and all that. But I agree, it's no different to any other phone prank that goes right or wrong, all of which are mocking the person on the other end of the line, so in a way are just slightly cunty acts of bullying. Some times bullying is funny and acceptable in the media, other times people remember it's a bit of a shit thing to do.
I'm guessing they'll get early retirement. They did what they were paid to do, opinion just shifted on whether it was funny or not.
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:07,
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it does seem
to be getting funnier every day.
(Kallusspeaks for the Spores,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:23,
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There's still the question of permission to air the thing.
and only came here to share science news: piss head now has a new meaning.
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:10,
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Marvellous!
I'm currently writing a lecture on stem cells, and now I can make it look as though I'm up to date with the technology.
(Enzymeis powered by sunlight,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:16,
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yay!
Educating SCIENCE using b3ta.
Truly a moment of pride.
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:03,
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*headdesks*
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:17,
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jesus wept
(op op op op opI stink therfore I spam,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:27,
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I failed to come up with a name for this
(kurm1sdidn't exist until,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:05,
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the destruction of nature by industry, perhaps?
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:08,
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why?
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:12,
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because I like to draw these transformations of things
I basically wanted to know what made you draw the tentacle santa but forgot that this board is infested with tards.
(kurm1sdidn't exist until,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:17,
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does it need a reason?
seeing as it apparently does, I thought I would do a christmas picture for this weeks image challenge, I thought I would draw Santa and then I thought I would do him as some kind of monster, I then thought tentacles which I then realised sounded a bit like Santa Claus, so the whole happy combination of Santa and Tentacles came about and I named it Santantacles. All of which is far more boring than just looking at a picture without an explanation.
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:19,
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so no reason
(kurm1sdidn't exist until,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:20,
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no, there was "because"
as I said earlier. Beyond wordplay, the current image challenge and time of year, what should I have added to qualify as a reason to you?
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:21,
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I think it was obvious that the why was about the tentacles
And if thinking of tentacles qualifies as a reason then by all means call it a reason. You are right. This is not interesting.
(kurm1sdidn't exist until,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:28,
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I said why, topical wordplay, santaclaus/tentacles - santentaclaus
is it really that complicated? Did you miss his name in the title and file name?
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:33,
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didn't care about all that
the why was about the tentacles
(kurm1sdidn't exist until,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:34,
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you seem to be missing a vital part of this fantastic story where I answered your question several times
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:39,
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Top Moderating
(alwayslostinsmokefulfilling dreams since,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:54,
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are mods not allowed to take part in conversations?
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:59,
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Great Question
(alwayslostinsmokefulfilling dreams since,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:45,
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Everything is always funnier once it's been explained.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:42,
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How do you know they're not girls?
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:42,
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Don't you know International Cartoon Standard 300:2008?
"All female charaters are identified by either: a bow in the hair, or otherwise placed on a feature which could, reasonably, be described as her head, a skirt, and/or long eyelashes."
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:56,
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Habanero.
(IshiatamaMoggyis recuperating,
Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:58,
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Oh hai Nero!
(Evil_Tedis collecting wooden giblets,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 0:34,
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‚ ‚È‚½‚̉f‘œ‚Í‹¤’ʂł ‚é
(Evil_Tedis collecting wooden giblets,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 0:40,
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5 rude christmas cards for financially squeezed couples
Click each one for a print size download
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:01,
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first one: phallicly squeezed
:D
(polished turd404 pixels wide,
Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:05,
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To Have And To Hold....
Still a bit gutted I didn't bid on the snow leopard charity auction. These pieces are the best chrimbo treats I've seen in a long time. Very well done sir.
(Damien Hurtsjust forgot a really good idea,
Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:22,
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hahahaha
these are superb! :D
(Rev. Jesse.broke his ankle,
Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:29,
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You appear to have stuck a lesbian with a gay guy in the last card.
I know you were trying to hit all flavours of couples, but I don't think that one is likely :)
Just because [virtually] all lesbians have short hair
does not mean that all women with short hair are lesbians. I once knew a woman who had short hair specifically so it didn't get in her mouth during blowjobs. That was a very long time ago.
(MrCanoeheadMarzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:38,
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The 'Love Is...' kids have certainly grown up!
(Happosai_,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:40,
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(polished turd404 pixels wide,
Sun 9 Dec 2012, 23:02,
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Oh my
:D
(hekim66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:01,
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A small tribute. :(
(Hitler's BarberSoylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Sun 9 Dec 2012, 21:41,
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he always hated that watch
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Sun 9 Dec 2012, 21:44,
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well..
“At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I'm not there I carry on as usual.” He is in the obituaries now