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[challenge entry] the majestic Saustrage
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:49, archived)
# majestic and tasty.
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:51, archived)
# Looks like something from "The thing"
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:52, archived)
# Oh god yes
it just looks so tasty
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:54, archived)
# sausage that lays it's own giant eggs!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:55, archived)
# Sausage AND Eggs on legs!!
WOO *click* and excellent animation thur sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:02, archived)
# :D
now stop being so clever and talented ;)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:06, archived)
# Run little saustrage!
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:11, archived)
# Hypnotizing!
I just spent 3 minutes staring at it. Now I'm dizzy and very hungry.

WOO to your 1337 wobbly-action-skills!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:24, archived)
# Wow
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:58, archived)
# OH NO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:59, archived)
# Fucking hell's bells
Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:19, archived)
# Can it be milked?
I damn sure hope not...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 19:05, archived)
# They can rip the stomach out of a black pudding in one go with those legs, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 19:24, archived)
# ahaha
(heysamgraham http://youtube.com/heysamgraham, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 20:37, archived)
# YaY :D
Backtotheoldskoolb3ta
(herman:D, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 21:27, archived)
# floppily
wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 15:37, archived)
# Whee!
Bouncy ostrich sausage fun, I like
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 17:46, archived)
# Body & bounce!
Smooth clicks
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:50, archived)
# This scares me.
(The Curse of Millhaven. Pretty little mouth underneath all the foaming, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 0:30, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 8:33, archived)
# Chocolate Santa anyone?.. I lost my appetite.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:47, archived)
# Chocolate turtle neck
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:49, archived)
# three pubes per...
what the fuck?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:09, archived)
# ahahahahaha
it looks like a negro penis
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:59, archived)
# Tried doing the sausage thing...


Click for bigger (177 kb)
Doodled a single stage to space sausage in the end...
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:39, archived)
# Jolly nice.
Have a click for your hummus.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:41, archived)
# Have been fiddling with it

As post exams anti-depressant.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:50, archived)
# The manoeuvring thruster array on the nose is a nice touch.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:04, archived)
# I think you mean 'holes'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:57, archived)
# speed holes
formed with pickaxe
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:12, archived)
# speedos
made from pickaxes?
(Indifferent Leveson Inquiry closed - please leave a message., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 18:32, archived)
# Yepee!

Solid boosters take-off! leading edge flappyspoilers lift the nose of the sausage to the heathens.
Or to a fiery death. Cool both ways.
It's weird how messing around with stuff like this makes you feel 14 again, when cost, reality and physics did not matter much...
Going to make another one.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 20:05, archived)
# Boosters away....


Ramjets ON!
(makes "rocket noises" and outstretches arms)
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 21:55, archived)
# Rocket ON! Further into space my friends!

Hope I'm not boring too many people.
Getting inspired by the X15 and the HOTOL.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 22:59, archived)
# I wish i could draw like this.
I have been watching Ulysses 31 and this is the sort of style used in that. Amazing
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:43, archived)
# online?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:45, archived)
# I stole it
you want? (You can't buy it anywhere it seems)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:49, archived)
# Oooh, definitely
Almost as rare as the uncensored Ren and Stimpy
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:00, archived)
# No problem
msg me your address i'll send you DVD with all episodes or maybe i can use drop box let me check files sizes when i get home.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:34, archived)
# Is this offer open to anyone?
All I've got is a French story LP of Ulyses
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:04, archived)
# No problem
As long as you are no FACT in disguise...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 18:28, archived)
# There are UK and Australian DVD box sets out there,
if you look hard enough...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:57, archived)
# Ooo, that is lovely!
A bit Terrahawks-era Gerry Anderson and nothing wrong with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:50, archived)
# Now it's funny you should mention Gerry...
Purely because it had several engines it reminded me of a model kit I built when a sprog, and I found it by GIS'ing "70s spaceship model kits".

turns out it was designed by Gerry.
Starcrusier 1
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:28, archived)
# Cor!
I remember that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:32, archived)
# I'm still stunned I found it
Given I had no idea what it was called, or what it was from.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:34, archived)
# very cool
reminds me of FZeroX or something
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:59, archived)
# this is quality doodlage
:D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:10, archived)
# Good stuff!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:31, archived)
# Fare thee well crayons o/
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 25 Jan 2013, 18:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Science FAIL "Jurassic Pork" :)

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:28, archived)
# hahaha excellent
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:28, archived)
[challenge entry] also
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:29, archived)
# ha
(Indifferent Leveson Inquiry closed - please leave a message., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:30, archived)
# :D
fucking scary!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:32, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:21, archived)
# This is aweseome also
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:32, archived)
# thanks! :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:31, archived)
# kerlick
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:32, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:32, archived)
# Haha!
Also, I like the fainting Bill Oddie.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:36, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:36, archived)
# Great Stuff!
Mmmmm Jurassic Pork
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:41, archived)
# HAHA!
Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:42, archived)
# This is awesome
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:32, archived)
# :D
i'm running out of clicks today
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:11, archived)
# Hahahaha class
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:20, archived)
# I would like to
disavow responsibility for anything to do with a grievous error in this week's newsletter, that I noticed just as I posted the link. Welcome to issue 565...
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:24, archived)
# Tom Scott's Facebook thing is fantastic.
*carries on reading the rest of the newsletter*
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:30, archived)
# Ooo,
ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:38, archived)
# Yay
cheers, er, Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:55, archived)
# hmm, Baby food
(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:12, archived)
# Fictional child soup is okay, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:13, archived)
# :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:18, archived)
# Pffffft.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:34, archived)
# shocking !
he's not even wearing an apron
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:22, archived)
# fat bastard's personal chef?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:22, archived)
# tasty
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:28, archived)
# is this a baby pearoast?
/hull
(Indifferent Leveson Inquiry closed - please leave a message., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Kosher?

Clickabubble.
(Redbull_(UK) pfffft, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:42, archived)
# Hahaha!
"Use by Hanukkah" tops it of.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:45, archived)
# oh dear!
nicely done :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:48, archived)
# boxes of win: ticked
this pic: clikt
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:48, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:49, archived)
# This wins just for the phrase
"Novelty Pork Sausage Shapes"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:51, archived)
# Isn't there a Broadway hit of that name?
*click-u-like*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:02, archived)
# It was the big finale of Les Mis
I think

I'm not sure as I was asleep by then
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:05, archived)
# Yes, you're right...
With the fibreglass Cumberland bent into the shape of a pig's curly unmentionables.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:16, archived)
# Curly unmentionables? A tail is not unmentionable...
unless you have a phobia of tails...

FACTOID: There is no scientific name for the fear of tails.

We have a winner.....Jabberwocatailophobia.
(Indifferent Leveson Inquiry closed - please leave a message., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:27, archived)
# this challenge has more pearoasts than a burning Birds Eye factory


b3ta.com/board/9650492
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:03, archived)
# Peas?


not for compo as it was in the last one but I do love geting this out
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:06, archived)
# so does Hollywood, Ice Age 5 in production
would much rather see your version
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:09, archived)
# I bet it will involve time travel or aliens.
Or possibly cavemen, so it can compete with that Croods film.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:22, archived)
# get that sausage out more often
=)
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:10, archived)
# and mine!
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:10, archived)
# tusk tusk!
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:13, archived)
# I just checked the original compo, and liked the winners
Especially the second place entry
www.b3ta.com/challenge/sausages/
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:31, archived)
# Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:41, archived)
# Newsletter subject line compo
write it in a jiffy
and make it piffy
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:42, archived)
# The triple-dipshits are in charge


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:45, archived)
# Gay pictures! Gay words! Gay links!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:45, archived)
# B3ta, where Internet Fanny Works
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:46, archived)
# B3TA OUT OF EU OR B3TA IN??
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:46, archived)
# We're getting more sausage this week than a gay robot.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:48, archived)
# your big whiffy
is giving me a stiffy
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:48, archived)
# *pithy
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:48, archived)
# Pope makes landmark first tweet. #wantsyoungcock
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:50, archived)
# WRITTEN DOWN BECAUSE WE'RE A BIT HORSE
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:50, archived)
# Sausages III planned for August 2013
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:51, archived)
# More laughs than watching pensioners going shopping in the snow
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:52, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:53, archived)
# It's SNOW joke! Seriously... there are NONE this week
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:52, archived)
# Can we have a new Q&A with someone 1.5% famous?
They're always very funny like bla bla something something up your anus

*funny for words anyway
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:54, archived)
# French troops in conflict in Mali. Paris expected to surrender this afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:57, archived)
# Calm down dear. It's just a newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:02, archived)
# Get in!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:27, archived)
# Newsletter contains 29% 4Chan
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:02, archived)
# haha! and 47% Reddit
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:05, archived)
# Win a Winner Dinner and get much thinner.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:05, archived)
# B3ta letter: little bit of better bitter bytes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:05, archived)
# STAY ABOUT FROM MY BINS!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:08, archived)
# Still without a search facility
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:09, archived)
# MASSIVE SNOW IN SO FAR NO-SHOW
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:11, archived)
# Get your cock out of my snowman, you filthy pervert
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:13, archived)
# CHEFS RETURN TO SPUNKING IN HANKIES IN MEMORY OF MICHAEL WINNER
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:14, archived)
# No Michael Winner this week so its a rollover next week
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:15, archived)
# mictoboy wins compo by not entering :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:18, archived)
#
* Friday Again - the weeks are not getting faster, you are getting older.
* Good luck to Duncan Bannatyne in finding someone who loves him for his personality.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:18, archived)
# "Good luck to Duncan Bannatyne in finding someone who loves him for his personality."
Win. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:21, archived)
# REMEMBER WHEN THERE WERE COMPOS FOR FREE STUFF, THAT WAS GOOD
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:20, archived)
# Yellow snow warning issued. Probably best to avoid any brownish looking snow as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:24, archived)
# DoubleDouble VisionVision??
StopStop WankingWanking ThenThen!!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Someone already did Crocodile Dundee
(Kier Fox, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:35, archived)
# She has seen space smashed.
Oh, the horror.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:36, archived)
# Erin Gray?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:41, archived)
# Yes indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:51, archived)
# Phwooar.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:52, archived)
# Indeed.
The pic is from the space vampire episode. The space vampire had an unfortunate resemblance to Marc Almond from Soft Cell. As a child this dulled the fear factor for me somewhat.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:00, archived)
# Eventually killed by a stargate, but not before providing us with an evil, sultry Wilma.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:05, archived)
#
" an evil, sultry Wilma" a rousing rendition of "Tainted Love", with space vampire Dave Ball on keyboards
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:14, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:21, archived)
# Cracking series. I used to love it when I was little.
That and Space: 1999.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:06, archived)
# ...which scared the bejesus out of me with this:
Dragons Domain

I still can't eat calamari.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:08, archived)
# I vaguely remember that.
Scary stuff. The Arctic Vegetable monster in Dr Who did me in.
youtu.be/7q77O3cNwds?t=2m33s
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:23, archived)
# I had a Dinky Eagle Transporter from Space 1999
and a Mego 9 inch Alan from Space 1999 figure. The antipodean Eagle pilot had a flared space suit. Ah, the seventies.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:17, archived)
# Passenger of freighter?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:20, archived)
# I got the passenger,
my brother got the freighter, complete with winch and pods full of atomic waste!.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:25, archived)
# I had the pair. :) but had the passenger stolen in school. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:40, archived)
#
d1mpb3f4gq7nrb.cloudfront.net/cartoon-blog/2007/09/erin_gray0248.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:02, archived)
# My word, that's a big helmet.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:03, archived)
# she can take it.
she pulls it off quite well.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:04, archived)
# I was gonna post one to
but I've decided they are all good and I'm just going to look at them all on my own
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:04, archived)
# Gay armband is gay.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:06, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:54, archived)
# *plays grange hill 'da da dah daoowwwnnn' noise*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:48, archived)
# You've got your own recording of it?
I have to hum it...:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:24, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
I approve of this silliness.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:29, archived)
# Iconic =)
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:47, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:57, archived)
[challenge entry] to the thread deleter -- please put it back!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:21, archived)
# Here it is, in all its broken glory
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:28, archived)
# Too many dots man
too many!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:32, archived)
# That's the last time I drop acid and play dominoes :(((
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:35, archived)
# Where? I dont see it.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:32, archived)
# Pathetic.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:35, archived)
# i know you are, but what am i
ROFL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:55, archived)
# atomic/rubber...pedro/glue
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:07, archived)
# what did I miss?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Would you like some vinegar on that?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:27, archived)
# haha
Forrin In Fat Ass ?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:29, archived)
# Zombie Ronaldo will bum us all!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:42, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:44, archived)
# it's better than hearing vogon poetry
:D clikt
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:54, archived)
# but not as bad as listening to Eric Cantona's poetry!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:02, archived)
# point
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:05, archived)
#
"Groop I implore thee..."
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:14, archived)
# theres a sportballer called 'sausage'?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:02, archived)
# yes, it's a French surname
...pronounced Sow-Saaaj
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:04, archived)
# saucisson?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:32, archived)
# sausage sans souci
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:49, archived)
# aw man I haven't had a battered sausage supper in AGES
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:09, archived)
# get yersel doon tha chippy then
Can't think of the last time i had one either
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:12, archived)
# I usually go for the jumbo haggis
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:36, archived)
# also, i want the deleted thread back!!
someone posted a pic of a hovering sausage ('Ceiling Banger'?)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:11, archived)
# this ^
i only got to see the red x
awaits...
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:13, archived)
# that wozza chap?
i saw a broken image placeholder for a fleeting moment...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:45, archived)
# Extreme Breakfast Preperation
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:53, archived)
# Wow, boom! and the house is toast !
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:57, archived)
# I thought toast would make a nice change from all the sausages :)
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:00, archived)
# Sausages? Toast? I'm hungry.
Lunchtime.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:01, archived)
# It's not for everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:07, archived)
# atab
(I helped save b3ta! downward is avoiding human contact since, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:09, archived)
# all toasts are buttered
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:25, archived)
# attempted to attack breakfast
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:31, archived)
# I read that as Atomic Boobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:00, archived)
# *waits for BOOBAGEDDON by atomic*
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:32, archived)
# No way, man! Rob put me on the naughty step for 30 seconds the last time I posted it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:34, archived)
# shit? really?
he's probably gay :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:47, archived)
# Right?!... XD/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:56, archived)
# Toast with a half-life of 10,000yrs.
Warburtons will be pleased.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:01, archived)
# ha! ..lame
Hostess Twinkies will outlive them
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:14, archived)
# They only existed in the realm of movies and Marvel/DC comics when I was a kid.
I seem to remember the Hulk once fought a giant asparagus, before the two of them settled their differences over a couple of Twinkies.
As you do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:41, archived)
# IIRC they went bust at the end of last year.
I've always wanted to try one, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:43, archived)
# Aye, but I got to live the dream when I made landfall in New York in 2003.
My other half called them android cakes.
She had a point, but I still ate hers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:59, archived)
# ...ate her what?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:05, archived)
# Ooh, you saucy devil.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:15, archived)
# Nukes FTW!


Click for bigger (390 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:12, archived)
# Awww. That's mean.
Nuclear bombs never hurt anyone*



* Well, OK, they may have hurt one or two people...
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:17, archived)
# but not this one
i think it was a playstation ad for twisted metal ;)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:19, archived)
# pfffttt......
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:24, archived)
# What about
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:28, archived)
# a-hahaha
can't wait for stage 2 :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:30, archived)
# *makes a post showing that the mushroom clould looks like it has skulls in it*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:02, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:44, archived)
# Toast!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:16, archived)
# mmm, hot breakfast
"ooh ah ah ah ah oh fuck i burnt my tongue"

:D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:22, archived)
# Thank goodness I left the milk in the fridge
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:26, archived)
# I eat toast for breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and shit...
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:30, archived)
# We're gonna need a bigger gravy boat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:35, archived)
# quicker and shitter
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:49, archived)
# quickest and shittest
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:04, archived)
# haha! this wins everything
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:08, archived)
# doubt it
it's probably dun in a bin
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and obvious one
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:26, archived)
[challenge entry] one cool cat deserves another
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:29, archived)
# He's wired!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:36, archived)
# he looks pissed off
"plastic fucking sausage? you twisted fucks"
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:24, archived)
# Weiners In Furs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:36, archived)
# That I want to see :)
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:45, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:45, archived)
# hahahahahahaaa!
in other news: NUNS.


(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:18, archived)
# Hahahaha, subtle!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:37, archived)
# wurst hole?
any hole is a goal
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:25, archived)
# It's Burns night dontcha know...
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:39, archived)
# haha :D
i think i'll celebrate with cirrhosis of the liver, followed by a massive haemorrhage, then death.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:49, archived)
# it's the greatest night in the Scottish culinary calendar
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:55, archived)
#
Haggis IS great though. and i'm partial to a neep and a tattie when it comes to it.
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:59, archived)
# bleurgh
i'm glad i'm a sassenach
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:00, archived)
# I've got a haggis in, but I'm not going to get the chance to eat it today,
as I'm meeting friends later for Japanese and then drinking for the rest of the day...maybe I'll have a wee dram to compensate.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:34, archived)
# Nae sonsie face, Rabbie?
Och!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:04, archived)
# Address tae Jimmy Savile:
Fair fa' yer honest, noncey face...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:32, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:34, archived)
# Great cheiftain o' the paedo race
Aboon them a' ye tak yer place
[insert names of three confirmed paedos here]
Weel are ye wordy o' disgrace
As lang as ma airm
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:40, archived)
# Hahaha!
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:15, archived)
# hahaha superb
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:24, archived)
# I had a fine haggis last year
I should see if I can find one tonight
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:21, archived)
# MacSween's are the best in my opinion
I need to go out and try and find another one at lunchtime as Mrs Box has turned the small Burn's Supper I had planned into a gathering of half of fucking London.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:30, archived)
# Tonight we've got a bunch of former housemates revisiting
I may spring a Burns on them if I can find a Haggis on the way home
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:31, archived)
# and whisky
don't forget the whisky
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:37, archived)
# Pardon?
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:24, archived)
# Pfft.. Prodge is looking well.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:26, archived)
# haha
Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:28, archived)
# So much more eloquent than the usual 'Get Tae Fuck'
;)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:40, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha,
I like haggis, but will forego it tonight so there will be more room for whisky!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:14, archived)
# Needs more Lens Flare
(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 9:25, archived)
# Poster for Ep 7 is out already?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 9:27, archived)
# Needs more lens flare.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 9:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 9:51, archived)
# :D
it's like the ultimate advert for American Dentistry
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 9:54, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 9:57, archived)
# mm, tasty bread products
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:08, archived)
# wailapoyd?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:18, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:46, archived)
# I like this
but oh how it hurts
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:18, archived)
# how many lenses are they using?
; )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 9:34, archived)
# Director - JJ Abrams
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 9:36, archived)
# that's what the rumours are saying at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 9:43, archived)
# confirmed I think
Just saw Simon Pegg congratulating him on Twatter
(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 9:45, archived)
# I kind of thought that might be the case as I was composing that response.
Well, why not. He fucked Star Trek right up, but surely there's nothing further he can do to trash Star Wars...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 9:46, archived)
# Bring back Jar Jar Binks?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 9:47, archived)
# I would watch Phantom Menace over and over again, skipping through the disc purely to the Jar Jar Binks scenes...
Rather than have my eyes raped by the pile of crap that was Trek again.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 9:51, archived)
# Not a fan then?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 9:52, archived)
# what was wrong with Star Trek
Other than Simon Pegg's awful comedy character? (not you Simon, the other one)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 9:53, archived)
# I too thought Star Trek was OK.
I'd prefer to watch that than Star Trek The Motion Picture.


Do I have to start running now?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:12, archived)
# The plot device "Oh yeah, I can teleport to a ship that's *at warp*
Kinda convenient.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:18, archived)
# and out of all the absurd technologies, you're picking that?
are you a deep fan?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:41, archived)
# Yes, and no
Red matter that can implode anything? Fine, we'll go along with that nonsense because it might be some exotic matter that is just a convenient ultimate-weapon. But when the plot gets to "Ok, we're stranded on this remote iceplanet and the ship is zooming away really quickly and we need to catch up" it's a bit lazy to just say "Oh, let's just beam there using this wonderful technology that I've conveniently been working on and might beam us into the water processing unit with hilarious results".

Indeed, all the "comic" moments were a bit "errm" to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:00, archived)
# fairy muff :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:44, archived)
# Kevin Smith has talked at length about things like this, where a piece of nonsense irks the fans.
But come the fuck on, the ground rules for transporters have been around for years, it's just fucking wrong.

Come to think of it, Spock has Kirk ejected onto a hostile planet for no other reason than he's pissing him off. That's a much bigger WTF moment for me. Why didn't anyone else on the bridge question this?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:30, archived)
# Pegg hardly stood out in the raft of poorly-realised characters...
About the only one who was in the least bit convincing was Bones.

Above all though, it's my belief that Trek is based on the premise of "it all turned out more or less OK for humanity, and then..." so to reboot the whole feckin' tale on an out and out war footing is utterly crass.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:25, archived)
# I have no idea what you're on about there
I thought Star Trek was based on the premise of Grown men running around in a gravel pit going "peeeow" with lasers at people in funny masks

Same as star wars, except they liked forests and deserts more
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:28, archived)
# I like how they employed Aleksandr Orlov as Chekov.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:40, archived)
# don't forget george
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:49, archived)
# I've been trying to since he viciously sodomised me*
*he didn't viciously sodomise me


phew, all worked out ok in the end
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:44, archived)
# gently sodomised, then?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:13, archived)
# he is a considerate lover, yes
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:43, archived)
# I liked the Star Trek reboot and I am a big Trek fan ( I play Star Trek Online ffs)
Repeat watching makes me cringe though, the plot devices are stupid and the Enterprise looks mildly shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:38, archived)
# I agree with that last point more than anything else raised.
The enterprise did look mildly shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:57, archived)
# I've played STO too, up to 50th level
But it sucks that you have to pay to get a decent top-level ship. Damn them and their needing a revenue source to run a free game!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:19, archived)
# I'm grinding for an Odyssey Class at the moment, also at level 50.
I'm using my Klingon character as well. They have more missions where you can pick up Contraband, better drops too. I mail it to my Starfleet character and turn it in for dilithium.

Hark at me, a regular bloody Gamesmaster!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:34, archived)
# more Rastafari aliens
also could follow the star wars tradition of getting the worst actor he can find to play a skywalker....just for familiaritys sake.
(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 9:55, archived)
# I'm sure I heard people shouting this outside the town hall
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:09, archived)
# wait, what?
more Star Wars?

It'll end up like Eastenders

"Leave it Darf, 'e aint werf it!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:11, archived)
# you not heard?
Disney bought it all, with the intention to release at least one related film every year (if not more - think the Ewok movies) starting 2015
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:13, archived)
# oh good lord
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:32, archived)
# I think we need to see more of Anakin's formative years, before he met Qui-Gon.
Three or four films should just about cover it.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:35, archived)
# and a trilogy of Yoda's fight for Disability Allowance
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:37, archived)
# Dooku was secretly a benefits fraud investigator, he soon got Yoda jumping about.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:43, archived)
# you mean those years when he was performing in the Mos Eisley Disney club
doing all those song and dance numbers. Yeah, might happen ;D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:37, archived)
# Coincidentally
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1841356
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 9:38, archived)
# you're joking?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 9:46, archived)
# He's being completely cirrus
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:14, archived)
# i hope so :D
but at the bottom of his challenge suggestion: Yes. I'm joking.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:59, archived)
# I'm a farmer.
Yes, I'm yoking.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:11, archived)
# This didn't work until I put lens flare on it
www.b3tards.com/u/c62383b2fb0dc7237700/phantasm_menace.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 9:48, archived)
# great now im fucking blind
love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:21, archived)
# I guess they have to make the startrekwars movie interesting somehow
style/content \o/s :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:38, archived)
[challenge entry] ban this sick filth!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 9:22, archived)

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