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# Did a pic of Mean Machine
thought I'd bung it on here

Click for bigger (326 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 18:00, archived)
# Marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 18:04, archived)
# It's a bit of a weird pose he has lol
I've not really drawn much in the last few years, just getting back. Excuses..
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 18:10, archived)
# You can make as many excuses as you like, it's still excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 18:15, archived)
# It is.
I miss 2000AD.

Or, more accurately, I miss caring about it.

I feel old.
(I helped save b3ta! Waldo Dobbs was the new black, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 22:28, archived)
# is he doing a poo?
top stuff really :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 18:12, archived)
# he's just pinching it off
lol
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 18:18, archived)
# A number 2?
Clearly going all the way up to number 4 there
(I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 19:12, archived)
# Wow, reminds me of Simon Bisley's stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 18:21, archived)
# Was just about to say this then noticed you'd done so.
Which is no bad thing, Bisley is ace
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 18:35, archived)
# His work on Slaine was top notch
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 18:37, archived)
# from comic insider sources
he's a complete cunt who wasted all the talents he had on his overblown ego, which I can agree with especially when you look at the half arsed pages in Judgement on Gotham.
But that said, I believe he's been putting in some top effort to make ammends over the last few years, especially with his Hellraiser covers
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 18:55, archived)
# His Bible work is just amazing
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 18:56, archived)
# Hellraiser aye?
*investigates*
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 18:57, archived)
# Oh, yes!
Slough Feg was my fave...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 19:08, archived)
#
"All muscles and guns, most amusing"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 19:11, archived)
# That would probably be bacause I
ripped him off lol. HA!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 18:37, archived)
# i beat he sticks that stump up his mother's fuck

sweet robo

www.b3ta.com/links/Queen_live_at_Wembley_Stadium_12_07_1986_Saturday_25th_Anniversary_Edition
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 18:25, archived)
# Come on now Uncle D
, but I bet he does really. And his Pa.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 18:39, archived)
# oh hai rasraboirger, i dunno why i thought this post was by taters
either way, how goes the goofs?

also, who wants DOTA 2?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 18:43, archived)
# Aye not bad dude, you?
Going to grab something to eat now so much better after that.

I wouldn't have time to play it, is it any good?
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 18:46, archived)
# i tried it for a few minutes, it's hardcore confusing bullcrap
sweet eats, great goofs
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 18:47, archived)
# Ma Angel died in childbirth
Giving birth to Junior Angel.

Just so you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 19:06, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 19:49, archived)
# Really like the depth of tone
What software did you use?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 18:38, archived)
# Potatoshop and artrage
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 18:40, archived)
# Ta wondered if it was Artrage
Makes me want to fire it up again :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 18:43, archived)
# So why don't all you awesome artists work for 2000AD?
You should, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 19:03, archived)
# woooo
Lovely but in a non-horse DNA way.
(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 19:23, archived)
# Wow!
I think we have a winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 20:12, archived)
[challenge entry] "Patience. Use the force. Think."
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 17:30, archived)
# She'll be tugging wookie pubes from her teeth for weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 17:39, archived)
# Never mind that, imagine her shame when she finds out who Luke REALLY is!
Glad that my first ever stop motion was filthy Lucas-porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 17:43, archived)
# She knows
And Ben should've been wanking
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 18:38, archived)
# In my defence he doesn't have a cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 19:31, archived)
# memories of adam and joe
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 17:47, archived)
# ^ To release the ... fuckin' crystal ... complete the picture of Billy ... fuckin' Crystal
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 18:34, archived)
# lol
Ben shaking his head
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 17:59, archived)
# Oi Jibberwoc, since you're such a fan
I cut this out and Gifified it.



I'd quite like to put it on a t-shirt...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 19:04, archived)
# That's frickin cool, man! S'right! Would make a GREAT t-shirt.
Sorry, couldn't help myself.



*edit* It's been bothering me lately...how old is TOO old to wear cool t-shirts? I'm 42, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 19:22, archived)
# You've got another 15-20 years at least then
Got a bigger version of the pic if you want it, the original image I lifted it from was a quite decent scan.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:05, archived)
# Bruncy
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 17:10, archived)
# Yo woik dat hayr bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 17:13, archived)
# she's on teh way to becoming the next Tina Turner
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 17:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 17:38, archived)
# ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 17:41, archived)
# her body too bootylicious
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 18:18, archived)
# doesn't really look that out of place ha
Haven't seen that film for ages, wonder if it still holds up.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 18:20, archived)
# Watched it again, last year, and it still retains something of the mystical feel it had when I first saw it.
Besides which, it's a Mad Max film.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 18:25, archived)
# aye, due another watch I reckon
New film has finished shooting I think as well, will have to look it up now...
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 18:41, archived)
# GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 22:00, archived)
# Meh...
...it was nowhere near as good as the first two when it originally came out.

Having said that, there are aspects of it that are still great, even now.

I'm dreading the new one...
(Megamoss, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 23:15, archived)
# SPIN THE WHELL, BREAK A DELL
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 18:59, archived)
# big lol!
(orbojunglist, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 20:42, archived)
# It's like she's never even heard of Barbara Streisand
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 17:30, archived)
# the more i see this picture, the more i think
'seriously, what the fuck is she wearing?'
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 17:36, archived)
# Looks like something Pamela Anderson wore in Barb Wire.....
....or a cozzy from a hentai cartoon.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 17:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 23:19, archived)
# Afflicted by an embarassing banana.
(stellarpioneer Beware the fanny-ferret and spaff-badger!, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:51, archived)
# Pl off?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 17:12, archived)
#
I couldn't resist combining two of David Miliband's most embarassing incidents.
(stellarpioneer Beware the fanny-ferret and spaff-badger!, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 19:25, archived)
# Beware of thieving monkeys.
Nice first post, stellarpioneer. I would say welcome to b3ta, but you've been here longer than me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 17:26, archived)
# Welcome to /board.
and top lurkage.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 19:03, archived)
# Probably bindun
(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:32, archived)
#
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 17:06, archived)
# Previously....

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 17:18, archived)
# Try spicing it up...
(Hibbyz Erm, what do I do with this then?, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 17:55, archived)
# Whatever next?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 18:42, archived)
# Outstanding... max clicks...
(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 19:32, archived)
# That's impossible.
Just think of all the people who would have had to have known. Somebody would have said something.

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 17:24, archived)
# Where is that cow
hidden right now?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:26, archived)
# Hannibal Unchained
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:26, archived)
# Fake.
That's no Chianti.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:28, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:32, archived)
# I do wish we could chat longer,
But I'm having an old friend for dinner....


Bye...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:37, archived)
# now in sardine flavour
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:41, archived)
# Yaaaay!

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:54, archived)
# My cat needs that
for it's arse
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:57, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:02, archived)
# That's fab.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:10, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:24, archived)
# I approve of this beyond all sense
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:50, archived)
# Hahaha
Charlie says "always brush your teeth"
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:58, archived)
# Brilliant!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 17:06, archived)
# British cat
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 17:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 18:47, archived)
# lol
My cat needs some mints.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 18:04, archived)
# Lovely nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 19:21, archived)
# science!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 21:26, archived)
# Hahaha:D
YaY
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! herman:D, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 22:33, archived)
# new newsletter
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue567/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:47, archived)
# Slurp, now for a read!
Thanks Rob!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:51, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:55, archived)
# so it is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:58, archived)
# blimey
no posts in an hour? is everyone off making pornographic stop motion films?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:31, archived)
# the newsletter is so fantastic this week that people have had to go for a lie down
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:36, archived)
# Everyone has you on ignore 2.lol.
We're having a whale of a time up ^there
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:37, archived)
# HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:47, archived)
# I've been playing that game featured in the newsletter. It's awesome.
Manticores.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:38, archived)
# It's Findus Friday
show some respect
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:39, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:42, archived)
# Next weeks challenge will be in
SUPERMARIONATION!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:01, archived)
# Yay
cheers Rob
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:38, archived)
# That Smithsonian website is a bit interesting
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:48, archived)
# Newsletter subject line compo
hey people apes
writes some japes
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:41, archived)
# To Infinity and Beyonce!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:45, archived)
# 100% horsemeat. No bull.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:46, archived)
# Beyonce MAD, Beyonce SMASH!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:46, archived)
# You won't Findus in the frozen isle
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:48, archived)
# Have you ever tried to pull apart a toasted cheese sandwich?
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:48, archived)
# Laugh yourself horse
(jandel, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:48, archived)
# Try tasty Findus LancaShirehorse Pot


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:49, archived)
# Betty's hotpot contained 40% horse, secret ingredient
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:53, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:15, archived)
# Where have you been all day!
Prolly making some awesome stuff to make us all look bad! Why I oughta . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:13, archived)
# contains 100% Beyonce meat
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:51, archived)
# Sponsored by "Shergar King"
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:51, archived)
# Findus's last edition
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:52, archived)
# Claim a findus fee if you can find horsemeat in this newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:52, archived)
# A horse is a horse, main course, of course
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:52, archived)
# Search is broken, with horsemeat
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:53, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:55, archived)
# ^THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:55, archived)
# Should Findus lasagne be removed from shelves? 1 aye, 99 neighs
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:53, archived)
# Honey Monster Foods decline to comment over new 'Shergar Puffs' headline
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:53, archived)
# Ignore 2.0 is shit, with horsemeat
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:53, archived)
# STAY ABOUT FROM MY BINS!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:54, archived)
# STAY ABOUT FROM MY FINDAS!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:11, archived)
# something something horsemeat
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:54, archived)
# As read by smug vegetarians everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:54, archived)
# Aha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:11, archived)
# Quorsant
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:13, archived)
# Tofu is people
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:17, archived)
# HA!
Smug bastard...


I also win
(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 19:14, archived)
# who are eating vegetables picked with european slave labour
or grown in kenya with more food miles then michael winner.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:37, archived)
# B3ta; putting a fiver each way on Findus.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:55, archived)
# Your bowl, your furry hole
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:56, archived)
# Smiths to re-release Meat is Redrum
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:56, archived)
# Wait until you find out what was in the Crispy Pancakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:57, archived)
# Just wait until you find out what the cheese topping is made from!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:58, archived)
# Guest Edited by Celebrity Chef, John McCririck
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:58, archived)
# Huhne made me eat horse meat.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:58, archived)
# [this subject line removed on demand of Beyonce's legal team]
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:59, archived)
# Count yourselves lucky. Have you seen the price of Horsemeat?
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:00, archived)
# Contains 100% horseshit
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:00, archived)
# Garfield disgusted.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:38, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:09, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 19:25, archived)
# Horses, Four Courses.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:01, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:16, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:44, archived)
# They found the jockey in the crispy pancakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:01, archived)
# This horsemeat story just keeps running
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:01, archived)
# Phone now for special edition printed on papyrus and framed with a feather from a peacock's arse
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:01, archived)
# DNA tests confirm lasagne meat 100% Richard III
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:02, archived)
# Now with more feather and shit poem.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:02, archived)
#
FUCK YOU
(saintsandy Fiat justitia, et pereat mundus, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:54, archived)
# XDXDXD/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:24, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhaHAHAHAHAHHHAH
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:43, archived)
# Ow! hehe
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 8 Feb 2013, 17:30, archived)
# ahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:51, archived)
# Doesn't contain any space marine. Just in case.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:02, archived)
# now with 97% less horse
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:03, archived)
# "A lasagne, my kingdom for a lasagne"
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:03, archived)
# has to be
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:05, archived)
# or not to be
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:32, archived)
# that is the wrong play
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:41, archived)
# "Now is the winter of our disinterment".
"Out of my sight! Thou dost infect mine pies".
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:48, archived)
# That's the stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:07, archived)
# Brought to you by Champion, the Wonder Lasagne
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:03, archived)
# Nutritional advice: This newsletter contains 100% of your RDA of Shergar.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:05, archived)
# We can't say it any clearer we're a little hoarse.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:06, archived)
# Garfield's fucking livid.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:06, archived)
# Richard the Third found in car park. Council to review public toilet closures.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:07, archived)
# Hurdlers found in burgers - fence arrested
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:08, archived)
# Have some jape-pegs :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:10, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:13, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:36, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:43, archived)
# oh jesus
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:43, archived)
# Time for a tweezer-wank, Rab
Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:10, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:43, archived)
# lovely
she comes prepared
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:47, archived)
# lolz
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 18:05, archived)
# Disturbing and terrific.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 20:14, archived)
# everywhere i go
i see the same ho
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 22:25, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahah:DD
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! herman:D, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 22:34, archived)
# I'm fatter
and my penis is smaller
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 23:45, archived)
# Brought to you this week by Findus Crispy Horesflaps
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:10, archived)
# HOMOSEXUAL HORSE WEDDING BREAKS WHOLE CONCEPT OF NEWS FOREVER
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:10, archived)
# Richard III burial site to be turned into Tourist Attraction. Sadly, no parking.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:12, archived)
# GCSE's reprieved after Government discovers teachers can't spell baccalaureate.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:12, archived)
# Findus Lasagne gives you the trots
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:13, archived)
# RICHARD III SAVES RONALDINHO PENALTY IN FIRST EAST MIDLANDS CAR PARK FUNERAL FOR 23 YEARS
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:13, archived)
# One does not simply remove horsemeat from Beyonce.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:13, archived)
# Neigh horse jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:14, archived)
#
Hindu angry that his Findus Lasagne guilt trip was for nothing.

Or: Hundus Lasagne: Contains no beef.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:15, archived)
# Captain Birdseye forced to admit his cod steaks are 99% seahorse
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:15, archived)
# I really liked their Spaghetti Bologneighs
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:17, archived)
# hahaha
win
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:20, archived)
# Carlsberg Special Brew Contains Hair of The Dog
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:18, archived)
# RIP JADE GOODY
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:18, archived)
# TOO SOON!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:22, archived)
# 4eva in r harts
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:23, archived)
# TRACES OF JADE GOODY FOUND IN HAPPY MEAL
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:27, archived)
# Dug out from beneath a Leicester carpark.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:27, archived)
# Chris Dorner's problem page - illustrated.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:29, archived)
# Worlds longest cat dies. Now being used as draught excluder.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:29, archived)
# Sticking a pick-axe in the skull of internet comedy
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:29, archived)
# Mattock, shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:42, archived)
# You would appear to be quite correct
I withdraw my suggestion
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:44, archived)
# Special 30th anniversary of Shergar's kidnapping edition
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:35, archived)
# a horse walks into a bar
barman says "what do you think this is, a findus factory?"

LOL
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:42, archived)
# a barman walks into a horse
everybody eats well that evening
(I helped save b3ta! mr_graham downloading an isolation.iso file, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:49, archived)
# how many horses does it take to fill a Findus Crispy Pancake?
I don't know, but it's funny because I said horse
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:47, archived)
# The Sir Alfred Findus Automatic Equine Groomer and Peasant Feeder


Right I am not officialy sick of horse related images.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:39, archived)
# Mmm, tasty hooves
It really does put the Tesco burger story in the shade doesn't it?
Tesco burgers have been found to contain *traces* of horse meat.
Findus lasagne is 100% HORSE
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:46, archived)
# Well the Tesco thing was "Horse DNA"
They could have just had horses spunking in the mix.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:48, archived)
# I think that's just for seasoning...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:55, archived)
# I don't know what the problem is, at least Findus have commitment.
No fucking about with 'traces' there, it's just BANG, 100%.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:52, archived)
# unbridled commitment
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:56, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:00, archived)
# mmm..meaty goodness
(I helped save b3ta! mr_graham downloading an isolation.iso file, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:24, archived)
# To the cuntshed!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:25, archived)
# Where is our Ginger Führer?
I'm waiting for the subject line compo.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:32, archived)
# Danny Bonaduce?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:32, archived)
# needs more bus
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:01, archived)
# To the EP UT!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:36, archived)
# His shirt
is kinda what I see when I get a migraine aura
Good work, reminded me of a SmallBrainfield pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:47, archived)
# That's what I was going for.
o__o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:54, archived)
# Haha nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:50, archived)
# Reminds me of someone...
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:00, archived)
# This is right gradely!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:10, archived)
# XDThanks!XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:15, archived)
# Beavis and Cuntshed
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:37, archived)
# grand!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:43, archived)
# Needs sheep
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:42, archived)
# I was gonna and totally forgot.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 17:39, archived)
# run for your lives!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 17:09, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:02, archived)
# hahaha
Sky Plus those bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:05, archived)
# PEDANT
That's V+ :p

PS Wooo
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 16:56, archived)
# And one of these, also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:06, archived)
# hahaha, nicely

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:26, archived)
# Bloody marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:06, archived)
# Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:14, archived)
# Hypnotic
Also Woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:07, archived)
# Damn you're good!
ANOTHER *Auto-Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:07, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:12, archived)
# Your 'I Love Horses' homage is a thing of beauty, Drim.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:17, archived)
# ooh ta!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:23, archived)
# I can hear that =))
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:14, archived)
# brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:19, archived)
# vump vump vump vump

pew! pew!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:20, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:31, archived)
# Oh yes yes YES
Love it! Great attention to detail with the thumb-pressing too :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:49, archived)
# WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:10, archived)
# soup herb
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:18, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:35, archived)
# Mighty fine shootin', Howdy
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:12, archived)
# ERROR
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:36, archived)
# he looks like Barrymore there
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:43, archived)
# Ah, halcyon days.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:05, archived)
#








(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:06, archived)
# Horace?
(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:13, archived)
# Aye! Times 81.
For some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:16, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:16, archived)
# A-ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:21, archived)
# you are showing your age!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:37, archived)
# or..

(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:19, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:53, archived)
# oh god lol
shouldn't laugh really
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 18:22, archived)
# He's taking aaaages to load
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:51, archived)
# But I DID shave this morning my Lord Vader...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:34, archived)
# Father Jack, I thought I recognised your foul stench as soon as I arrived on the island.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:11, archived)
# This.
Is woosome.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:48, archived)
# FORCE! DROIDS! EWOKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:48, archived)
# Are we still on this feckin' Death Star?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:59, archived)
# I'll tell you what that thing is
it's a fucking SPANGWAGON
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:02, archived)
# rollin' into a town near you soon!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:30, archived)
# "Use the . . ARSE!"
great stuff Ninj *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:00, archived)
# Cheers Q!
:D \O/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:06, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:05, archived)
# :)
Hai Cap'n :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:06, archived)
# Hail and well met, Ninj.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Revenge of the Mushroom
Revenge of the mushroom
Click for a larger version (warning 4.1MB)
(eviljonny Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:29, archived)
# Here's a Woo!
There's a Yay!
Now look out for the HOOPLA!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:36, archived)
# HOO
PLA!
(Catalina is sitting and thinking about it till, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:28, archived)
# Amanita muscaria ftw
Woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:50, archived)
# Nice work
Is that 2 evil penguins watching the action?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:01, archived)
# I'm rubbish at photoshopping...



Click for bigger (130 kb)
(MeinGott MeinGott, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:26, archived)
# I wish a new thing would come along
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:28, archived)
# ...but it is Friday, after all.
*secretly agrees with Gruffi*
(MeinGott MeinGott, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:31, archived)
# so do I!
perhaps we can engineer a new scandal

*plots*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:32, archived)
# I'm eating whilst I plot...
No horse flesh in clam chowder
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaHLlGtOZbg
(MeinGott MeinGott, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:35, archived)
# I'm in a conference call at the moment using my mobile on a headset so can't watch this
but I did just go for a pee. I have never placed so much faith in a technology as I just did in the mute feature of my phone
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:05, archived)
# You can piss in mute mode?
(MeinGott MeinGott, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:10, archived)
# I aimed for the bowl
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:24, archived)
# So that's why the clam chowder tasted vinegary
(MeinGott MeinGott, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:27, archived)
# don't eat the yellow lumps either
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:30, archived)
# Sure there is.
Sea horses.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:23, archived)
# MORE OF THE SAME KIND OF THING, ALL DAY EVERY DAY FOR THE NEXT FORTNIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:33, archived)
# Hahahaha
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:33, archived)
# Hahahaaaa!
YES!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:36, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:37, archived)
# My herb rack is building
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:39, archived)
# I can see your cumin
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:47, archived)
# slow down, take your thyme with the puns.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:09, archived)
# sage advice
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:16, archived)
# wow! the board is peppered with puns
Oregano'll join in


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:20, archived)
# you Lovage it
you'd Rue the day you missed out on some punngae action.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:35, archived)
# While you eat the lasagne,
always enjoy an ITV soap opera and a drink... namely, Coriander pint.
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sat 9 Feb 2013, 22:09, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:48, archived)
# Hahaha! That's a beauty.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:29, archived)
# haha
nicely done, best of all the I Love Horses pasta-iches.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:30, archived)
# LOLZ
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:42, archived)
# hahaha fuck
*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:42, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:00, archived)
# Ahahahahahaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:07, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:11, archived)
# Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:42, archived)
# Oh bravo.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 23:28, archived)
# i like doing these, but they eat time

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:35, archived)
# Free bumming!
Par COR!!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:39, archived)
# ^this
Enough of this horesplay already. 'shop something new, people.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:36, archived)
# Will do.
But my rubbish photoshop is on my nearly dead, modemless pc and I only have a cack old laptop for internet connection so its gonna take time...plus I'm rubbish at photoshopping.
(MeinGott MeinGott, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:39, archived)
# jewmeat found in abrakebabra meat
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:07, archived)
# i heard that are asking Phil Collins for permission to borrow the melody from one of his songs

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:38, archived)
# aww man, it's in me brew now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:10, archived)
#


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(anal bead corps, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:16, archived)
# THE SPIDERS ARE ATTACKING THE TOMATOES!!
*runs*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:17, archived)
# Guessing I'm not the first
to notice that lasagne is an anagram of NAG SALE?
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:18, archived)
# I am the stallion mang
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:52, archived)
# At least it's out of my head now
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:09, archived)
# NOW!?
That was twenty years ago!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:11, archived)
# I've been on training for two days
Lots of statistics talk, during which this image lodged itself in my brain and refused to leave
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:13, archived)
# I like the way Lando Calrisian
is cupping his nuts like an Italian waiter


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:16, archived)
# I had an Italian waiter cup mine the other week
He really was very good at it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:23, archived)
# hahahahaha
fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:30, archived)
# hahah jesus
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:42, archived)
# Pfft :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:45, archived)
# Let's face it, if you were prepared to buy / eat this anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:59, archived)
# What's next?
Beef battenburgers?

Ashally . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:05, archived)
# !!!
*wanders off all nonchalant with a patent form in top pocket...*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:07, archived)
# If you've enjoyed stealing this idea, why not steal some of these
why not steal some of theseMinced Piers Morgan's face not to eat just mince his face
weightwatchers shetland pony burgers
apple turdover
lemming meringue pie
Lanca-Shire horse-pot


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:10, archived)
# Findus Crispy Horse-Flaps.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:16, archived)
# Mmmmm... Rattenberg...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:17, archived)
# That looks nice and ribbed.
Excuse me for a moment, I need to borrow that.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:33, archived)
# wait, chicken tikka lasagne is a real thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:09, archived)
# Sadly yes.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:10, archived)
# I think it's a beautiful meldge of lovely foods
Doner Kebab trifle anyone?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:16, archived)
# with salad, wafers and chilli custard?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:27, archived)
# 'Tikka' is Pakistani for 'Beaks'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:17, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaaaaa!
I feel queasy!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:18, archived)
# wait, Pakistani is a real language?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:42, archived)
# ..in my world, yes
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:43, archived)
# I'm a bit suspicious of these I just bought...
I don't think it's real cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:48, archived)
# Nice bit of curd there.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:49, archived)
# crispy!?
*bokes*
'ning Doc!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:55, archived)
# Lo!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:58, archived)
# I really want some crispy pancakes now.
Havent had any for ruddy years.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:02, archived)
# I know just the condiment for it.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:01, archived)

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