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# Quick one before I go and sign on


yes I know, done to death etc but it was the only way I could get the image oot me heed. And I actually feel sorry for the poor fish.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:46, archived)
# Hehehe
/Planet of the apes
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:47, archived)
# Heh heh heh,
look! Look at who she looks like!!



Their bottom lips are exactly the same.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:50, archived)
# oooooh
spooky!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:51, archived)
# uncle
annie
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:52, archived)
# eh-oop
little old laydeee! I love Chorlton :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:52, archived)
# Eeeee,
thats gradley like.

So do I.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:55, archived)
# and the theme tune rocks
the donkey's.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:58, archived)
# I have it on video
and I relaised I can do a good impression of Prunella saying 'You stupid dragon'.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:02, archived)
# Go for
it then... impress us!
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:11, archived)
# My microphone is at home,
but I can record it for you if you like.
You saddo.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:13, archived)
# haha!
spot on!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:52, archived)
# ha ha ha
it's a remarkable likness
(I helped save b3ta! CJ, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:53, archived)
# Since it's Burns night tomorrow, his finest work:
Cock up your Beaver

When first my brave Johnny lad
came to this town,
He had a blue bonnet
that wanted a crown
But now he has gotten
a hat and a feather
Hey, brave Johnny lad
cock up your beaver!

Cock up your beaver
and cock it fu' sprush
We'll over the border
and gie them a brush
There's somebody there
we'll teach better behaviour
Hey, brave Johnny lad
cock up your beaver!

(beaver being a hat, obviously)
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:42, archived)
# Stick
your cock up a hat? That's perverted... :)

edit: I was only joking!! Not mocking the scottish! My possible future girlyfriend is from the land of scots.... I meant nothing by it sir, please!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:46, archived)
# We don't really call hats beavers.
Well not often.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:58, archived)
# hooray for Burns
I shall be flourishing my skean dhu tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:09, archived)
# Help Needed


To name these three kittens!
They live in France and are as you can see as cute as can be!
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:42, archived)
# call em
fluffy, furtive and the fear
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:42, archived)
# call
one Babaji. That's my friend's middle name. He has a cool name. Darshan Babaji Simnowitz.
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:43, archived)
# Rod, Jane and Freddy
or X,Y and Z
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:43, archived)
# .
Dogfood, Roadkill and WillbekickedcosIbroughtanalmostdeadbirdintothehouseanditkeptflyingaroundandstainingthewallswithitslifeblooduntilitdiedfromashovelblow.

Roll off the tongue nicely, I think.

[edit]
or Amaran, Atonic and Alogue.
(I helped save b3ta! shindig, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:01, archived)
# Mr Honk, Mr Parp and Mr Pffft
EDIT: No, make that Henry, Mike and George
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:43, archived)
# You've
got nohand's paduwan... :)
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:46, archived)
# George, Zippy & Bungle
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:46, archived)
# Emerson, Lake & Palmer
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:51, archived)
# yes!
that is good.

*hums fanfare for the common man*
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:00, archived)
# names:
breakfast, lunch and dinner.
(radja, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:46, archived)
# Banger, mash and pees
.
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:46, archived)
# France eh?
Howsabout Pascale, Lambert & La Rochelle
/tricolore
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:47, archived)
# je voudrais
trois kilos de peches, s'il vous plait.
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:06, archived)
# Liberté, Equalite, et Fraternite
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:08, archived)
# mittens
snowdrop
and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:47, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:49, archived)
# Waldorf, Statler and Hammerstein
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:48, archived)
# breakfast
lunch and dinner?

Edit: aargh! b3tan!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:48, archived)
# benji, zac and the alien prince
no
mary mungo and midge
no
138, 166 and 2 boiled rice
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:49, archived)
# Thank you
Thank you Thank you!

A couple of weeks ago someone suggested that my boss call his kid Zak and I said it sounded too much like a cheesey 80s TV movie, but couldn't remember what the proper title was.

I shall be king of pointless trivia in the pub tonight, yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:53, archived)
# doh
ray and me?

/Summer Holiday
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:51, archived)
# Parp, Pheep, Trump
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:52, archived)
# Filthy, Rich and Catflap
Pat, Peggy & Pauline
Cuthbert, Dibble & Grubb

or

Shit, Shower & Shave.
(Phil not DS, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:52, archived)
# I favour
Lee, Harvey and Oswald
(thediscokingpin, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:54, archived)
# erm

*cough* repost *cough*
(frambooz, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:02, archived)
# Tag!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:03, archived)
# fucksocks
.
(frambooz, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:06, archived)
# Dave
Pancake and Mr. Bollock tart parade
(Dr Spam, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:54, archived)
# black
white and grey?
Huwey, Lewie and Dewie (or however you spell them)?
Barry, Robin and Maurice?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:55, archived)
# Spot, Fido and Shep
that'll confuse the little buggers.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:56, archived)
# cat, cat & cat
that's what i called mine.
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:59, archived)
# Have you ever played the card game cat?
probably not cos I invented it
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:03, archived)
# can't say i have..
but i've played the drinking version of ludo.
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:10, archived)
# Well here are the rules
1 Each player is dealt three (3) cards
2 Each player lays their cards on the table, one at a time, face up and saying "cat" as they play.
3 The player who is last to lay their cards down gets miaowed at.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:22, archived)
# that sounds
like a lovely game.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:29, archived)
# There are many versions.
Pig, for example.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:30, archived)
# erpillar, apult and erwaul
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:00, archived)
# boss, wife & mother-in-law
cuz then u can yell at them without beeing slapped

or you could learn to love them
(frambooz, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:08, archived)
# Tinkle,
Winkle and Catflap. My cat is called Piliwinks - They are medieval thumbcuffs used as an instrument of torture. Suits the lil' lady.
(surfergirl is riding the wave of luurvveee, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:40, archived)
# This surely must be a windup
http://www.ananova.com/entertainment/story/sm_742991.html

These all look like they have been photoplopped
(Twisted_firestormer, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:37, archived)
# I'm afraid
They're all real...
Fashun you know
(theyrereal, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:39, archived)
# thats where you are wrong
as it was Eva Herzigova wearing the "Beckham" hat. That is a poor copy,

oh, and

Hi Everybody!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:44, archived)
# morning
Brain cell death count?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:48, archived)
# Quite high!
ran out of cigs early though.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:13, archived)
# nevermind photoshopped,
they all look shit!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:40, archived)
# eh?
what the fuck is that all about? They can't seriously think anybody could be fooled by those pics, which are more MS Paint than Photoshop.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:40, archived)
# Ummm.....
Were people supposed to believe those pics were real?

hahahahaha!!!!!!
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:41, archived)
# they're
from a fashion show in dublin last night. Cat Deeley was the presenter
(theyrereal, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:42, archived)
# is that you thirdman?
you fashion donkey!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:43, archived)
# very badly shopped too!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:41, archived)
# frontpage couple of days ago
sorry to bother you guys but can someone point me in the direction of the picture of the dog with the mad eyes and oscillating head that was on the front page a couple of days ago with the caption something like 'because I'm having that kind of day'. I've searched but seeing as I can't remember exactly what the caption was, it's not helped....
(2526, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:36, archived)
# if only there was a front page archive..
..if only..
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:42, archived)
# yes
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:01, archived)
# He he
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:44, archived)
# Barry The Time Sprout
is my hero. He's so dishy.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:45, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:46, archived)
# munkt0n did that
yesterday I believe...
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:57, archived)
# Barry The Time Sprout
is my hero. He's so dishy.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:48, archived)
# Barry The Time Sprout
is my hero. He's so dishy.
(2526, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:48, archived)
# Barry The Sprout Time
is my zero, He's so fishy
(Dr Spam, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:50, archived)
# Barry The Time Sprout
is my hero. He's so dishy.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:51, archived)
# Tammy the Brine Spout.
He's so wishy (washy.)
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:58, archived)
# it was done by Mr Sheep
I don't know how you'd get hold of him though.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:44, archived)
# With hands that do dishes
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:53, archived)
# Yay
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:35, archived)
# congrats
very nice celebratory post too.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:37, archived)
# I know its not a major milestone
but hey, my life is dull
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:47, archived)
# No signage bandwagons?


too late :)

ps. Morning all!
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:34, archived)
# That
works so well because of his character on
that pic. Woo to you and your Tom-a-roo! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:40, archived)
# no
hummus, just dandruff.
(radja, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:31, archived)
# it's geek dandruff
little pixels of dry skin...
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:33, archived)
# more..
more more of the pubic kind.....

I never solved this... anyone got scooby doos
number ??
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:34, archived)
# haha
he needs the Ted Nugenta Hair Care System
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:35, archived)
# the pygmy lorris' new contact lenses rather suited him
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:31, archived)
# competition ideas
Morning all - I'm back on organising the competitions again.

Here's some ideas, add your own to this thread:

* Fishes' thoughts. (via Samsonite)
* After McCartney's ciggy removal: Make old album covers politically correct. (via Rob)
* What if cows didn't eat grass? (via Andy K)
* This morning I saw a bloke driving whilst playing the tambourine: Stupid things you can do with Musical Instruments.
* Wolves in sheeps' clothing/Sheep in wolves' clothing (via Mr. Tea)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:29, archived)
# I liked
"make a picture for peace - images that would prevent the war"
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:31, archived)
# Images of tranquility would be lovely :-)
best to leave the "war" bit out or we'd just have loads of bush and blair crap..
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:32, archived)
# Tranquility? What, you mean like this (shameless reeepost)
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:39, archived)
# bloody hell!
you only posted that about an hour ago...
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:44, archived)
# sorry
I only seem to repost things when they are fresh- they slip out of my mind to easily. That just seemed appropriate. Maybe I should clicky it. Can't be arsed though.
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:47, archived)
# this is very true
that side of it has been done to death...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:41, archived)
# make a picture of peas
I like that one too...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:33, archived)
# And me!
Put it in peace mike.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:35, archived)
# *cold grip of fear*
Unless... unless people suddenly decided that Lots of Pictures of Ladies' Parts would be a good way to inspire peace?

That's really quite possible, isn't it. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:37, archived)
# I forgot that one
it was going to be 'Make Gifs Not War' wasn't it?

Although pictures of tranquility is nice too.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:39, archived)
# Combine the 2.
Make tranquil gifs, not anything to do with war.

BTW my son has just head-butted my bottom lip - there's lots of blood and stuff. Fucking hurts.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:47, archived)
# Ouch
hope he's looking really sorry...

you've got emotional blackmail material for life there though :)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:53, archived)
# I'm worried
I'm going to look like Lesley Ash now...

(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:58, archived)
# Works for me :-)



/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:29, archived)
# I like
that one too...
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:36, archived)
# i like that peace idea..
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:43, archived)
# Ideas you say..
If cartoon rules applied to real life.
The famous take a holiday
Equal rights for animals
Ultimate Rock Stars
Animal Mafia

(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:47, archived)
# vegetables of the future
oldskool challenge
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:31, archived)
# *
write your own poem and illustrate it
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:31, archived)
# ooh
can i do this one
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Fancyteeth, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:34, archived)
# it's a good suggestion actually.
Though I fear Bovine would have a bit of a head-start. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:36, archived)
# mike
too.

maybe 'illustrate one of bovine/mike's poems'?
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:43, archived)
# Thanks,
its a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:44, archived)
# I like that
one.
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:40, archived)
# 1. Make a hoax photograph to win photo of the year
2. Design a cunning new invention
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:32, archived)
# Oooh...
Design a cunning new invention... or practical
uses of a cunning new invention. Me like.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:35, archived)
# I
like the idea of the album cover one....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:32, archived)
# Me
too.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:37, archived)
# Me
Three!!!
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:44, archived)
# what i would do if i was running the country
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:32, archived)
# 101
things you can do with a glass cock
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:33, archived)
# fishes thoughts for me
oh and has anyone seen this, might be glassy cakes
smoking
all the pixel anims on this site are nice
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Fancyteeth, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:33, archived)
# I'd go for the
musical instruments.

What about 'End Of Memes'? How famous B3ta
favourites meet their death... (I guess Nohands
would be fairly popular for that one).
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:33, archived)
# Too
right
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:35, archived)
# I still say
freestly paintmash, with banana's blessing of course
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:34, archived)
# rhyming pictures
ie "goat with in a coat....."
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:34, archived)
# ooohhh
real life photoshopping (send in photographs)
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:34, archived)
# album covers!
I have a cunning plan, innit.
(Anger...Pain...Fear...Aggression...Watercolours?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:35, archived)
# Extreme Animals!
that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:36, archived)
# yay
I suggested that yesterday.
nice one.
*edit*
actually, it was extreme sports animals
down there!
II
II
II
V
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:41, archived)
# That's what I meant..
..but extreme animals adds an odd twist.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:45, archived)
# what about
'at the circus/fairground'

(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:36, archived)
# UFOs - they're real
FACT
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:37, archived)
# Extreme sports animals!
gotta be done!
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:37, archived)
# woo hoo
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:42, archived)
# things that lurk
at the bottom of the sea
(Nacho, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:37, archived)
# Ooh,
* Extinct! (What was it and where did it go?)

*Alien Technology, today!

*The B3ta Freakshow, design a freak.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:38, archived)
# EXTINCT!
I like that one LOADs. That's a really good one.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:45, archived)
# I thought of that in the shower this morning,
and it chuffed me muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:46, archived)
# I thought of you in the shower this morning too
And it chuffed...

No, best just leave that there.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:51, archived)
# I think thats best.


Whenever I think of you, I chuff.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:54, archived)
#



I thought we were leaving this, Uncle Bove?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:57, archived)
#



I was going to, but that phrase popped into my head/
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:59, archived)
# Photoshop
Chump Manbear
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:42, archived)
# Chump Manbear!
Chump Manbear!
Chump Manbear!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:45, archived)
# heheh
You loons!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:46, archived)
# yes
Chump Manbear... exactly!
(I helped save b3ta! spassmonkey, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:51, archived)
# changing rooms
shipwrecked on a desert island
or
changing rooms have a time-machine
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:43, archived)
# What's in the
igloo?
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:45, archived)
# ideas
*i had a dream last night

*things that fly

*(not so) incredible new technology

(I helped save b3ta! spassmonkey, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:50, archived)
# Less successful Weapons of Mass Destruction
.
(Phil not DS, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:55, archived)
# Cigarette lighters of the rich and famous
Night of the B-Lists
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:05, archived)
# Robots designed by celebrities for Robot Wars
Toilets of the future
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:06, archived)
[challenge entry] The original intro sequence
Let's see what's through the round window...
Click for gallery...
Hello, I'm a fish My Gallery | My new shop |
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:28, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:30, archived)
# damn your genius!
he's done it again! w/y/h

and i reckon youll make a shed load with that shop too

[edit]damn you! i really want one of those mugs
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:31, archived)
# $0.00 to date!
I only started it yesterday. Hopefully, it'll pay some of my web-hosting costs.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:33, archived)
# good luck sah!
did it cost u anything to set up?
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:35, archived)
# nope
anyone can make a cafepress shop for nowt
edit: yeah, I can see the mugs selling a few - not sure about the rest
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:36, archived)
# cool...
i think i shall too!

i think you may have started a bandwagon here
[edit]whats your referal store ID?
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:36, archived)
# quite a few b3tans
already have cafepress shops

edit: my referral ID is 'howstrange'
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:39, archived)
# yay i made one the other day
here... shoppe
/blatant plug
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Fancyteeth, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:42, archived)
# cheers
youve been credited accordingly...
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:43, archived)
# I made a shop
months ago for my missus.
So far we have sold exactly...nothing.
here it is if you're interested.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:04, archived)
# heheh
.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:32, archived)
# fantastic sir!
woo™
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:32, archived)
# Inspired
Brilliant
and Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:36, archived)
# very
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:36, archived)
# just
thought I would jump on the beatle bangwagon with this little beauty....





(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:28, archived)
# Apparently that picture has been photoshopped
...apparently
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:29, archived)
# has
it...bugger...hey ho....back to photoshop i suppose....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:31, archived)
# woo! sign bandwagon!
(dognutz, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:25, archived)
# noooooo
not the basket ball sale!
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:26, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
please no signage bandwagons today.

(but well observed with that one, Woo!)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:29, archived)
# have
a nice repost instead...

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:34, archived)
# we've already had a
sign writing bandwagon on that pic.

It wasn't very funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:49, archived)
# dreaming
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:24, archived)
# dreaming of what?
becoming a chicken? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:29, archived)
# Just in case
extreme sports animals is the compo...

/might even do me an anime...
(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:24, archived)
# nice swan!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:26, archived)
# That's brilliant.
WooYay repost:
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:29, archived)
# that
i like :)
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:30, archived)
# Woo
*ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:34, archived)
# sorry for the threadwasteage but
How do you guys sample film into animated gifs?

I've got few ideas i'd like to try out.

Ta in advance
(Wibblefunk, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:22, archived)
# I use Hypersnap DX
to snap DVD frames, then a freeware GIF animator.

Other folks use posh expensive video editing stuff from work (or kazaa) ;)
(dognutz, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:23, archived)
# so
you snap the frames one by one and then export into something like animation shop?
(Wibblefunk, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:26, archived)
# that would work
www.hypersnap.com/

you can set a key (usually Scroll-Lock) as the snapshot button, and configure Hypersnap to save pictures sequentially, so you can take several at a time.
Your software DVD player must use a DirectX layer though (WinDVD does), otherwise it won't work.
(dognutz, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:30, archived)
# try
imageready...

***treadjack***

Jam Master Jay limited edition Adidas trainers - woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:28, archived)
# "Oh no, Jam Master Jay is DEAD!"
"Oh no! What a tragedy! ...wait a second."
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:30, archived)
# it was his brothers idea
Maybe they wanted to celebrate his memory, maybe they want to make a load of cash. We don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:53, archived)
# sit in the front row at the odeon
with a pencil and paper,
sketch the frames you want - you may have to watch the movie more than once so buy a large bucket of popcorn,
then get yourself a decent oil painting setup and start making the frames from your sketches
next, get a large flatbed scanner and place your oil paintings in the scanner (you may have to wait a few months for the paint to cure so you don't get oil paint all over the scanner glass) and take as high a resolution scan of each painting
then simply load each frame, in order, into your favourite gif anim software
et voila!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:29, archived)
# WooHoo
I made it!
Only 5 hours and the weekend can carry on like where it left off when I last saw it!

(I helped save b3ta! breel, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:21, archived)
# Big night
last night then?
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:25, archived)
# I've noticed someone is making a comeback


And quite frankly all I can say is AAARGH!!

The mouse is crap on this computer
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:13, archived)
# ARGH!
Paintmash Fear! Paintmash Fear! Paintmash Fear! Paintmash Fear! Paintmash Fear! Paintmash Fear! Paintmash Fear! Paintmash Fear! Paintmash Fear! Paintmash Fear! Paintmash Fear! Paintmash Fear! Paintmash Fear! Paintmash Fear! Paintmash Fear! Paintmash Fear! Paintmash Fear! Paintmash Fear! Paintmash Fear! Paintmash Fear! Paintmash Fear! Paintmash Fear! Paintmash Fear! Paintmash Fear! Paintmash Fear! Paintmash Fear! Paintmash Fear! Paintmash Fear! Paintmash Fear! Paintmash Fear! Paintmash Fear! Paintmash Fear! Paintmash Fear! Paintmash Fear! Paintmash Fear! Paintmash Fear! Paintmash Fear! Paintmash Fear! Paintmash Fear! Paintmash Fear! Paintmash Fear! Paintmash Fear! Paintmash Fear!
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:18, archived)
# he looks quite cute
in paintmash.

Perhaps it has dulled his powers?
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:19, archived)
# i don't think
the fear is that scary any more... maybe a new fear may come along... maybe the munter will takes its place
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:21, archived)
# Yes well
At least that *cough* bastard *cough* nohands seems to have gone for now
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:23, archived)
# he may be gone
for now, but he is certainly not forgotten... no-hands-hummus must be at a low, thats all... but i do like to see other kittens now and then
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:27, archived)
# No hands is a little tied up right now
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:15, archived)
# he/she/it
looks more like a comedy duck.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:28, archived)
# good god man!
it's 230Kb!!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:20, archived)
# It'd be
much smaller as a gif. Large areas of colour lend themselves to gifs...
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:24, archived)
# Nice mashing sir
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:20, archived)
# what a lovely Woo Yay
may I offer you a Houpla for your troubles.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:34, archived)
# Oh dear
What did I start?
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:33, archived)
# At last, a breakthru'
(trimprop, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:09, archived)
# superb
& nicely shopped
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:12, archived)
# Arghhh!!
He's going to make water turn pink, and tell us
the energy content of a salted peanut. Run for
the hills!!!!!! (woo!)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:13, archived)
# That's just ace!
.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:17, archived)
# i bet
he's already stained the kitchen sink bright blue and taken the gold -plate of all the teaspoons
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:17, archived)
# you have
gold-plated teaspoons???
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:18, archived)
# but of course.
Don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:19, archived)
# he'll have to take it out of his mouth
to find out ;op
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:19, archived)
# not me...saddam!
he's a meglomaniac...meglomaniacs have gold-plated teaspoons - it's the law!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:19, archived)
# surely
he would have solid gold teaspoons? (not that solid gold is particularly practical, being all soft and stuff... so maybe he would have gold plated after all... maybe I'll shut up now)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:21, archived)
# maybe
he has solid gold ones that are gold plated?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:34, archived)
# Just how
hard would teaspoons have to be?
(Spill, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:46, archived)
# I don't know if you
find it flattering that your potatochopped images are used on other sites, or if it pisses you off.
I know this particular one is probably on a gazillion sites, but add this to the list.
erics funny pics"

Wanker.
(Redbull_(UK) pfffft, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:04, archived)
# Hmmmmm
I think we should be laughing at his web design skills, not his blatant plagiarism!

He's not taking credit for any of it anyway
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:07, archived)
# at least he's not
leeching them, as fas as i can see, which makes a change.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:08, archived)
# at least he's hosting the pics in his geoshitties site
and not leeching peoples bandwidth.

[edit] Woooooooo! Feel the miiiinnnnddd piiisssss
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:09, archived)
# haha geoshitties
i see what you did there ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:15, archived)
# but
that's hilarious

i've never seen it before!

*legs it.

fuck. i *really* must do some work today rahter than pissing about here

[edit] and to be fair, he's not stealing bandwidth
[edit2] fuck me, b3tan again!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:12, archived)
# It's still funny
Mind you I hadn't seen that Hell pic before and I like that too.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:14, archived)
# email him a woo yay then
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:17, archived)
# I'd rather
e-mail whoever actually did it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:21, archived)
# hehe
i know ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:22, archived)

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