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no hummus today
so i thought i'd resurrect an old bandwagon

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six50, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:59, archived)

hehe

hey, am i the only person who can claim to have been a bandwagon?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:00, archived)

nah

Dr phil, koit and I have been shopped many a time. That makes us wagons too.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:05, archived)

there was

a vote on me becoming one once. fortunately it never happened.

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stouffer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:08, archived)

I tried....

and failed

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Bitchpapa, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:18, archived)

bas

tard.

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stouffer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:20, archived)

you just...

have a bulb shaped bonce - that is all

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Bitchpapa, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:22, archived)

Must be painful

when people jump on it though

(Budgie shouldn't be on here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:08, archived)

it is

gives me gout.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:09, archived)

get

scared of myself when I see some of the things they can do!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:17, archived)

I like

that alot.

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EvS, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:08, archived)

I thought of shopping a picture of John Le Mesurier

holding a ruler as John Le Measurer but I couldn't be arsed

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thebear is thebear, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:22, archived)

chance for a repost?

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Happyperson, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:35, archived)

More squids from me

clickage4biggage

(toadstretcher, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:56, archived)

that's

a great title for a song.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:57, archived)

does he shoot ink?

I f*ckin hope not!

(m4tt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:58, archived)

Ask his wife

All these years everyone thought Mrs. Williams was chewing on her biros. Only when Robin's squid DNA was discovered did it become apparent that the permenent ink splodges in her mouth were in direct correlation to Robin's smile.

(Mattyboy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:07, archived)

hahahahaha

hehehehe

it made me giggle like a big girl.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:58, archived)

woo indeed

is that from a reef single cover?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:06, archived)

you what?

no, it's me, fool.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:08, archived)

Oh!

looks like the cover from a reef single years back.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:16, archived)

eep

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:20, archived)

Modern times

A, B or C?

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:52, archived)

C
c
c
c
c
ccccccccccccccc

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Hugo Rune, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:52, archived)

spiders.

ugh, spiders.

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stouffer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:53, archived)

Spiders are nice.

They eat flies, and I fuggin hate flies.

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Hugo Rune, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:54, archived)

hear hear

I love spiders. Especially the really really quick ones.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:55, archived)

you are sick

in the head. SICK IN THE HEAD.

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stouffer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:55, archived)

i like spiders too

even though one made me very, very ill.

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freshlegs, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:58, archived)

and yet

you still like them. you mentalist. THEY ARE EEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL.

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stouffer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:59, archived)

i help them outside

if they get stuck in the bathtub. i say comforting things to them all the way, calling them 'spidey', because they get nervous.

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freshlegs, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:03, archived)

i used to introduce them to the dog

and he would happily rub his face in them and squash them. Nature can be so cruel. Not me tho....

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pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:05, archived)

ha haa!

you're evil by proxy!

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freshlegs, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:06, archived)

i point at them

'til my cats notice... wheeeeeee

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popt_art, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:11, archived)

me too.

I wave them on their way as I help them out the house and give them little packed lunches and everything. Yay for spiders!

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:06, archived)

packed lunches!

there's an idea...

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freshlegs, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:09, archived)

but spiders are icky!

ICKY I TELL YOU! FOR GODS SAKE, ICKY!!!

(KurutteiruRisu, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:56, archived)

wise words

indeed

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Pootle, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:24, archived)

hello!!!

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popt_art, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:20, archived)

seconded

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Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:54, archived)

go and buy

8 legged freaks, and sit down with a nice cup of tea, and maybe some scones...

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:56, archived)

i can deal

with 'em on telly and that, but when they're in the real i scream like a little girl.

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stouffer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:57, archived)

you should have been in my loft yesterday

>---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------spider-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:01, archived)

I was,

on my way to a fancy dress party.

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:02, archived)

thats very nice

did you have cake?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:03, archived)

yes

although its hard to eat in a spider costume

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:06, archived)

and set fire to the

video? Nice, tea and scones by the fire. Yum.

(i hate spiders too)

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pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:58, archived)

ooh, with

radio 4 on and a copy of the sunday paper. lovely.

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stouffer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:59, archived)

fucking

hell, i'm an old bastard.

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stouffer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:09, archived)

nooo! I was all set to pop round

next sunday then.

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pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:13, archived)

i've got crumpets and honey. real butter too.

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stouffer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:15, archived)

REAL butter! I love real butter. Not that many people appreciate it you know. Damn you for living so far away.

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pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:17, archived)

marge just doesn't compare. certainly not on crumpets.

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stouffer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:23, archived)

that film

is about as scarey as boiled rice.

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Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:59, archived)

boiled rice?

arrrrgggghhhhhh!
etc etc...

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pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:02, archived)

eeeeep

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:03, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boiled rice.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:03, archived)

Daddy

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:01, archived)

CLOWNS

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Mrfishfinger .com, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:04, archived)

Fish Head

Got the size right, Just can't post full image to the board!

[mod edit - this pic is a bit big - so I made it smaller in the image tag, which isnt ideal - infuture, 280 pixels wide is a good guide to work to as your document size. Edit your post to see how it's done]

(Fluffster, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:47, archived)

Woo! Yay!

/sarcasm

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:48, archived)

what are you doing?

hehe

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:49, archived)

I'm flabberghasted

that I'd only seen 9 of your top 10 glasscocks!

Ninjas rock! etc

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:52, archived)

That ninja site

is probably my all time favorite.
It's a truly superb site.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:53, archived)

mnb

did you see The Scotsman article then?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:54, archived)

nope

what's that?

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:55, archived)

You'll like it,

sort of.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:57, archived)

you. Your sock site (with wrong URL the stupid chickens) is in today's Scotsman

here

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:58, archived)

haha

that's quite funny!
thanks for spotting that, i've finally made it.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:00, archived)

eh?

alternatively with added sound

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:50, archived)

& ?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:53, archived)

you poor thing -

have a read of the faq (link at the top of the page) and find a host that allows remote linking. You can do it...

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pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:56, archived)

Afternoon.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:57, archived)

awright my lovely.

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pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:03, archived)

I am jolly well.

And you? Nice and busy I take it.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:06, archived)

just eating me lunch -

back to work in a minute... glad to hear you're well on this lovely sunny day.

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pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:08, archived)

Apart from the areshole

a few posts down, I'm fine.
Bah...I hate this, I want to talk to you about stuff, but I can't.

Tee hee hee, Yay!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:10, archived)

eek! well, i'll be about

tonight...

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pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:26, archived)

I Might be,

I might not be...nah I'll be there.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:34, archived)

Thanks...

I have switched from Yahoo Photos to MSN Groups to host my images, believe me, this is as far as I have EVER got!

(Fluffster, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:58, archived)

you will get there in the end -

never mind the old kids and their mean comments - they're helpful really.

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pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:00, archived)

'laughs'

Im getting there, all I need to learn is how to post not link the pic to the board now! Is there any more code I need to put in at the end of the URL? - Thanks

(Fluffster, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:03, archived)

<img src="http://www.thenameofyoursite/thenameofyourpic.gif">

should do it. Have a go now - if you can't do it i can edit your post to show you.
EDIT - just looked at the pic - it's huge - can you reduce it? 280 pixels wide is a god place to start - it's the size of the images on the best of board section onthe front page.

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pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:07, archived)

THANKS!

That would be sooo helpful - thanks!

(Fluffster, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:10, archived)

its now 96-72!!!

I am having a mare!, If I copy and paste from my "files' section in MSN the pic is way smaller, u can try now.....

(Fluffster, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:19, archived)

THANKS, Im getting there now!!!!

I have modified the URL with the bits at the start and end you gave me! Thanks so much!

(Fluffster, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:38, archived)

use "img src=" not "a href="

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:08, archived)

You need

to set your group access to public and host the image in the Pictures folder.

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:02, archived)

O.k done that...

Public access is on and I am cutting and pasting the full URL to the board again (to my old post)

(Fluffster, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:06, archived)

msn works fine for me

rightclick the image you want to post & select properties..
copy the url from the properties.
post url in image tags on b3ta.

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:03, archived)

post url in image tags on b3ta?

I am not sure how to do this ..(this may be the problem)!

(Fluffster, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:07, archived)

Look up

Pep has shown the way...

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:12, archived)

just like pep said in the above post : <img src="image url here">

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:16, archived)

Hooray!

to me.

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:44, archived)

nice one

chief!

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Hugo Rune, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:44, archived)

WOO

and nicely celebrated.

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Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:45, archived)

nice post

wyh

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M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:46, archived)

i hate these posts

they make me feel so damn old!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:47, archived)

You!

You're barely out of short trousers!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:49, archived)

hehe yes sir

mister 16000+ posts.. gee whizz!!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:50, archived)

Watch your lip

sonny jim, Now I'm the Queen of this board and all you other munters have to do what I say.

Mwha ha ha ha ha ha haaa haa haaha ha.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:56, archived)

at sixteen and a half thousand posts

I suppose it goes some of the way to explaining why you police this board like a precious parent.

(Cheesequake, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:59, archived)

no. you

were being a twat earlier.

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stouffer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:02, archived)

you're just

sticking up for mother like a big pansy!

(Cheesequake, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:04, archived)

Careful

Look around you. You are in arsehole territory.

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:06, archived)

yes. yes

i am.

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stouffer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:06, archived)

Right

now, I'm going away for a little while. Will everything be ok while I'm gone?

/sarcasm

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:08, archived)

You should have left

it at being at 'being a twat'.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:05, archived)

I don't police it.

sometimes I tell people to bugger off if they become annoying (hint, hint, hint, hint)but apart from that I'm ok.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:03, archived)

Well somone needs to

... when the board is plagued with arseholes.

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:04, archived)

pffffft!

*chortle*

(Cheesequake, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:10, archived)

He meant you.

You tit.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:11, archived)

Relax

Trolls soon get bored.

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:14, archived)

never!

I'm laughing at how uptight he is.
you couldn't resist coming back.

(Cheesequake, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:16, archived)

Ooh look,

a name chane.
Now we'll never know who you are.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:29, archived)

yeah

right. Just try it big boy.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:00, archived)

i'm still wasting posts

so i can get to 3000

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new_matt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:57, archived)

you've been doing that

since number 1.
/sorry

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:13, archived)

i don't have to sit here and take this abuse...

;)

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new_matt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:30, archived)

use

the spazzzzzzzzzzzz...

go back in time and plant messages : )

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popt_art, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:24, archived)

oooh clever

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new_matt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:29, archived)

its an old topic but hey...

murray walker and that bloody frog
click me!

groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SwDhAh4YtLMJ7zPChZay4JvpYP*8RjtViCtBwBys3Wk4WCSKEVpB1Ze!MIEh1aR!EsIf2t0gA7FrzF83JRKACtFQiR3lgAMwfWDzdH20kGgug1aKtAxH9A/walker.jpg?dc=4675410038941868411

(tapes_are_punk, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:43, archived)

tapes are punk?

does this mean 8 track cartridges are hippy?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:53, archived)

what was wrong

with a good wax cylinder eh?

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stouffer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:54, archived)

there was nothing wrong

with the 'good' wax cylinders

(psausage76, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:00, archived)

Tapes are a way of life

(or was that speedcore?)

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:07, archived)

i still prefer radio

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:11, archived)

Who ripped into Beckham?

(Smudger, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:36, archived)

hehe

u silly bugger

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:41, archived)

Gee!

thanks

(Smudger, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:43, archived)

Congestion charging hits Tatooine...

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dr_fonz, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:35, archived)

ha ha ha

love it

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M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:36, archived)

w/y/h

nice one!

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Bitchpapa, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:41, archived)

Brilliant..

(Siu Loong, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:46, archived)

Patsy Palmer Tomkinson

I'm having no ideas at all today, so have had to give in and make a shit pic instead. Many sorries.

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:35, archived)

~~I Would~~

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M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:37, archived)

Thor and I just had this discussion...

We'd tell her to get some tits first and then come back and ask for sex. Then we'd ride her sideways like wild stallions.

Edit: Not at the same time though. Well, maybe.

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:38, archived)

Trouble is you'd be too late

cos I would have first

*drool*

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crouchingbadger, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:40, archived)

Yeah, but here's the thing...

She'd realise that you were shit and then come for some Andi loving. After she got her tits of course.

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:41, archived)

needs bigger tits

iut's just be like shaggin a boy otherwise...

errrmmmm...

so i've heard...

from your dad!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:40, archived)

Leave Clive out of this

You cocknodger

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:41, archived)

cock knocker?

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M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:42, archived)

No,

nodger. I made it up because it sounds good. :o)

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:44, archived)

its a wonderful word

it made me laugh

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Lakeland rose, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:50, archived)

Thank-you Loopy Linda of Leicester...

I donate that word to you. Use it wisely and enjoy the fun that it brings. :o) That is all.

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:56, archived)

thanks i will

how do you know I lived in Leicester

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Lakeland rose, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:09, archived)

She's a carpenter's dream.

flat as a board and easy to lay

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:41, archived)

hahaha

i will remember that, for i have a friend who is similar.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:42, archived)

I have a friend

Who's shot up, maybe two bra sizes in less than a month. Its like Sally fron Home And Away. Scary, but lush, since she's the kind of friend that gets dressed in front of me. Mowhaha.

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:45, archived)

that's your sister.

;)

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:58, archived)

Its Good, But Its Not The One

No, my sister is the one that I have a bath with. My friends are the ones that get changed in front of me.

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:00, archived)

puberty's

a wonderous thing.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:00, archived)

Puberty in

a 20 year old?! Crazy! :o)

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:01, archived)

Why?

Don't you like her or summink?

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:47, archived)

Who will not be your friend no more

if you talk about her like that. Tsk

/smack

(allergic to curry, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:48, archived)

she is generally refered to

as 'the hoe'

so i don't think she'll mind.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:49, archived)

and her phone number is?

;)

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:00, archived)

probably

stuck in a phone box somewhere...

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:17, archived)

I would

I know its wrong, but I would

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:39, archived)

wrong wrong wrong

it's not the fact that she has less boobs than me, it's that she is an annoying munta....oh how she winds me up!
ARGH

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M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:41, archived)

There's just the whole other side of the tracks thing

that does it for me...

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:43, archived)

she is famous

for being famous.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:43, archived)

all she has to do is keep quiet

and i would.

is this the most mysogynistic b3ta thread EVER?

(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:43, archived)

Yes,

I think so.

Stop.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:45, archived)

See what happens when Dr Phil's not here...

One mention of "I would" & she'd be down on us like a ton of bricks.

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:45, archived)

ooh err!

*snigger*

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M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:47, archived)

i'm glad

i'm not the only person who thought the addition of the word 'going' in that sentence would be muchly amusing.

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stouffer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:48, archived)

Christ, if she was here

She'd chop your bollocks off!

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:53, archived)

Stop that right now!

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:48, archived)

Yeah,

she'd get upset cos she's not here to defend herself.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:51, archived)

yes

FACT

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:46, archived)

click here for eternal life

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ArthurTheRat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:33, archived)

cunt monkey

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M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:34, archived)

cunt monkey

(Cow, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:36, archived)

cunt monkey

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:36, archived)

cunt

monkey

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:39, archived)

Chevron Monkey?

(Mattyboy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:39, archived)

Monkey Cunt

D'oh!

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:41, archived)

oh good lord

please no

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:41, archived)

And why not?

(Mattyboy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:52, archived)

Monkey Cunt

(Mattyboy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:53, archived)

That was working

so well...

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christhebarker, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:43, archived)

Cunty Monk

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:47, archived)

cunt monkey

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:39, archived)

cunt monkey

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christhebarker, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:37, archived)

Cunt Monkey

(Mattyboy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:38, archived)

shan't.

(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:35, archived)

oh, our

kid's making a tape up and is sending me the details of her next few gigs.

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stouffer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:38, archived)

cool.

has she got my address?

(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:41, archived)

email i assume

aye, i think so.

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stouffer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:42, archived)

just flibz'd you

(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:45, archived)

knob

jockey

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:36, archived)

twat

change your name to JEFF

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thebear is thebear, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:38, archived)

I thought it was mildly funny

sorry

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:41, archived)

mee too

dont be sorry
(*edit - least he didn't swear at anyone *)

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Hugo Rune, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:43, archived)

please insert your credit card details

clicky for more

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smirny ~(8(|), Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:33, archived)

he he

i'd never do that.

erm.

(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:35, archived)

what a bunch of tits

*BELMMMMMMM*

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M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:36, archived)

hello all

quick Question,
whats a good, free HTML editor (other than wordpad!)
that i can use for me website?

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EdibleVomit, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:32, archived)

chillysicken

anag.

(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:33, archived)

wow

this is the most replies ive ever had
i might stop making shit pics and just
keep asking questions!!

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EdibleVomit, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:47, archived)

if i were you

i really really wouldn't.

(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:03, archived)

UltraEdit

Isn't free, but you have a 30+ day trial and its only a couple of quid.

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:34, archived)

good program ultraedit..

use it myself.

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:53, archived)

notepad

is the best in my opinion - fuck WYSIWYG to hell!

(

biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:34, archived)

siteaid

from www.thefreesite.com

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:34, archived)

Notepad.

(Indole Ring, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:34, archived)

HTML eeevil! PHP loves you!

And um, notepad is my baby.

(

EvS, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:34, archived)

i'd like to see

a php based site that doesn't use HTML..

(

munkt0n, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:20, archived)

download.com
has some good ones that are like notepad with a tiny bit more functionality.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:34, archived)

fou poule

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thebear is thebear, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:35, archived)

conTEXT if you actually want a HTML editor

Or just search for "html editor" on www.download.com, and set the price bit to free.

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stevierar, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:35, archived)

Notepad.

swot i yooz

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:35, archived)

I use

TSwebeditor cos it does lots of other scripts
tswebeditor.here.at/

HTML-kit is good too.
www.chami.com/html-kit/

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cow23, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:37, archived)

Vim

(amtt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:38, archived)

Textpad

rules.
that is all
Clicky

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L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:39, archived)

Mozilla composer

does the trick nicely

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Pootle, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:41, archived)

Editplus

www.editplus.com

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Hugo Rune, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:41, archived)

notepad.

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:51, archived)

Threadjack

Just had to try and spell something on the phone and got to the letter N and I couldn't think of anything apart from nipples, nockers, nickers, nob or nuts
I no most of those don't begin with N but I just couldn't think of anything else...

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christhebarker, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:00, archived)

FirstPage2000

www.evrsoft.com/

Is a free and very good Homesite Clone. For handcoding HTML of course.

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sinisterduck, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:23, archived)

Second compo entry

Benjy's party piece was the stuff of legend.

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:32, archived)

and so are your pics you flaming nutter!

brilliance as ever!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:35, archived)

yet again

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M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:38, archived)

Hooray!

I like it.

(

Banana, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:40, archived)

that

really should have gone FP.

(

Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:40, archived)

Absolutely

marvelous.

(selfdestructo, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:43, archived)

Hi Everybody!

I saw a cool film at the weekend.

anyone else who has seen it, would you be able to explain the significance of the cow to me?

edit: WARNING. do not do a google image search for the terms "cock, cock head, or rooster head" if you are easily offended or of a nervous disposition.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:32, archived)

Hi Dr Nick

You gonna make it to the lunch on wednesday?

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:33, archived)

I will, I will, I swear.

Cant get there till half one though.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:35, archived)

We'll see if we can save you a place

;)

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:36, archived)

lets see if I can not make an arse of myself in public this time.

Can someone have a big picture of a kitten, so I know I am approaching the right group of people?

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:39, archived)

i've met you

so head for me.

i'm the one with hair.

(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:41, archived)

My girlfriend has hair.

Are you my girlfriend?

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:47, archived)

that's me in a wig

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:50, archived)

that explains the stubble rash

inside my thighs.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:55, archived)

surely it's more fun

trying to over-hear board names and phrases such as "fucksocks" to locate the correct group?

(

Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:42, archived)

wheres the meal this week

i can't be arsed to log onto m3ss3ng3r

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M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:43, archived)

in that London place I believe

why do they never have one in Egham?

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Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:47, archived)

Wagamamamamamamama's

Soho

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:51, archived)

walked past that on Saturday

...useless *FACT*

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Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:52, archived)

Im impressed.

You got that amiga out yet?

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:54, archived)

afraid not

was on the march on Saturday, then had problems moving my legs on Sunday. My body has no idea how to stand up for 4 hours straight, so it punished me for making it do it.

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Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:01, archived)

I didnt make it at all.

I was makin lurve, and not war.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:06, archived)

I'm still confused as to why I was really there

interesting experience though.
EDIT: And I did meet Chris Eubank

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Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:08, archived)

did he gut his nubbin out?

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:11, archived)

no but I saw his big rig!

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Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:13, archived)

we were drinking beer

not war. couple of us who are going on wednesday have our photos up here. look, memorise, we'll see you wednesday.

(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:11, archived)

try walking into a restaurant

sitting with a bunch of total strangers, saying "Hi Everybody", and instead of getting the reply of "Hi Dr Nick!" getting "Er, hi, who are you?".

Leave restaurant, muttering under breath.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:46, archived)

as i said

you have to do it stealthily.

When i met a few from here in Kingston, I strategically propped myself at the bar, then over-heard "Mr Bongo"...voila, job done :)

(

Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:49, archived)

Yeah,

I met some b3tans at Brighton station, the first group of people looked at me like I was insane.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:53, archived)

I bumped into

Bod the Dino and Mnb on Saturday by accident. I arrived early and just happened to find a place to watch the football right next to their table.

(

Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:58, archived)

Yeah!

Forsooth, yeah verily Kingston is where I reside.

Umm, not sure why I came over all medievil then.

(

King Ralph is drunk, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:00, archived)

we went to O'Neil's

somehow we all got drunk. Very unsophisticated.

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Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:11, archived)

c'est pas importante la vache

c'est tout la lait.

(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:34, archived)

what was the french for "Fuck the Police"?

just in case I ever go to france.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:48, archived)

In Toulon its

"Fuck the Police".

Its sprayed on every street in the HLMs (council estates).

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:55, archived)

just used babel fish.

Baisez la police.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:59, archived)

that means

Snog the police...

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:04, archived)

who would have thought it.

Babel fish not translating something accurately.

/sarcasm.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:10, archived)

nooooon je ne regreettte rieeeeeeen

baise la police!
je ne regrette rieeeeen
baise-baise-baise la police

(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:02, archived)

I have that tune on mpeg...

This is a DJ undergoround, exclusive.....

I like French hip hop. MC Solaar is fantastic, and the boirds love it as seduction music.

(

Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:04, archived)

moo

...

(Cow, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:34, archived)

what a classic film

loads of quality french swearing

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EdibleVomit, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:34, archived)

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

What could be more fun? (Clicky for biggy)

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crab_bloke), Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:30, archived)

Oooooooooh

that's lovely!

(Indole Ring, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:31, archived)

i'm worried

is the puffin being chased by the flying hippo or has he just belched him out?

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Spoon, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:32, archived)

Nothing,

nothing could be more fun.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:32, archived)

That puffin

is fucked.

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EvS, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:33, archived)

Which gives me an idea!

FuckedPuffin.com!

It's like FuckedCompany, but with puffins!

(

EvS, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:54, archived)

Yes that's lovely.

Yes yes yes.

(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:53, archived)

Hello crab bloke

not seen you around here for a while...

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:55, archived)

Don't you just HATE tham....

Not MY image, blah blah blah, can't remember where I found it.
Still rather amusing though :)

(tylrdiablos, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:27, archived)

I clicked

and it didn't work.
Arrghhh... my penis extension is open to hackers!

(

Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:29, archived)

hehe

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:32, archived)

a number of you wacky b3tans may not be aware of this, but..

if you slowly 'milk' a dog's snout by gently gripping its face and massaging towards the nose, the spittle which gathers at the front of its jowl can be dried into a smokeable resin.
The psychotropic effect is a mild euphoria, but nauseating results can occur if combined with an excess of alcohol.
Just wondering if you knew...

(Cheesequake, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:26, archived)

Fuck me

sideways with a slow yet firm motion.
You're now re-flipping-posting text posts.
You spoon bending pirate shagger, what's the matter with you!!!!!

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:28, archived)

are you implying that

shagging pirates is wrong? :os

(

gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:29, archived)

Not unless

you are spoon bender, otherwise it's okay.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:29, archived)

i'm a spoon

but i'm not a bender

(

Spoon, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:34, archived)

No,

but has anyone tried to bend you?

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:35, archived)

only over my desk

he said i'd get a pay rise, the bastard

(

Spoon, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:37, archived)

Good lord.

FACT

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:39, archived)

it makes more sense

the second time. you should know that of all people.

(Cheesequake, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:30, archived)

You are a twat.

I mean that, please leave us be or I shall get the exorcist in.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:32, archived)

they're still

swinging when the lights go out

(Cheesequake, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:35, archived)

yes cos you told us a few hours ago

now piss off

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:28, archived)

someone told me that

an hour or so ago.

(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:29, archived)

And I posted this an hour or so ago

but now Furtive has a gun.

(Indole Ring, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:31, archived)

Quick Furtive,

shoot his tyres out!

(

gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:34, archived)

get

the FUCK DOWN!!!

*bang* *bang*

right, now let's lose the rozzers.

(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:39, archived)

The side effects

are reposting exactly the same thread over and over again...
[edit] My mate just emailed me from the british museum where he works and apparently Kirsten Dunst is standing right in front of him!

(

christhebarker, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:29, archived)

Tell him to

ask her if she knows where the toilets are.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:34, archived)

genie

arse

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:45, archived)

Tell him to pinch her arse

& then act all innocent

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:35, archived)

no, tell

him to start singing danger! danger! high voltage! whilst grinding his crotch into her leg.

(

stouffer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:37, archived)

(

christhebarker, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:40, archived)

erm

that'd work.

(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:40, archived)

Tell him

to ask her to stay where she is.

*grabs coat and runs off to British Museum*

(

Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:43, archived)

*tires out before reaching office door*

Bugger I'll never be able to run 30-odd miles quick enough...

(

Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:44, archived)

*grabs coat and runs to the british museum*

In the real: Sits at computer.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:44, archived)

i can use it properly now!

(

M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:32, archived)

norman bates

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:33, archived)

Now, children.

Which other parts of a dog can you "milk"?

(

SpunkyBackpack, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:31, archived)

don't mess with my head

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Scottyk1, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:25, archived)

would. Is that so wrong?

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:26, archived)

very

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:29, archived)

you rock star type

person of much fame

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:29, archived)

Yeah..

I made this time lapse movie of my hamster a while ago. I seem to have gone optimization crazy on it, though.
hamsterhamsterhamster

(smoothie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:25, archived)

**Threadjack***

Is this the board's oldest B3tan?
news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/03/world_world_peace_protests/img/4.jpg

(

Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:26, archived)

there were loads of them banners on the march

Dunno who karmarama are though

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:29, archived)

Me, Me

Not that I'm proud of it or something - but I'm willing to bet I'm the boards oldest old fart.

(Fuzzbutt aka Mr. Natural, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:31, archived)

Go on then.

Forty sumfink?

(

gfreeman is only here for the beer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:34, archived)

Try 69

Urm..as in age.

(Fuzzbutt aka Mr. Natural, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:36, archived)

You win

though I'm more than half that.

(

gfreeman is only here for the beer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:39, archived)

If u r half that

Im old

*goes away crying*

(

Lakeland rose, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:06, archived)

cripes, were you at school

with God?

(

Pootle, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:44, archived)

Gods, actually

Seems some sort of theological rationalization has set in since.

(Fuzzbutt aka Mr. Natural, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:51, archived)

excellent

response

(

Pootle, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:03, archived)

Is he fighting a condom

you've hung in his cage?

(

gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:26, archived)

That's

actually a sock, you sick sick bastard.

(smoothie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:28, archived)

uurmmm

it'd be even better if the shapes were a little more than barely definable :p

maybe it's just me but it's all chunky blurrey squared :(

(Cow, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:32, archived)

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