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this is my mum and a pan/cake

(kitten vice, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:29, archived)

that's your mum!

blimey.

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new_matt, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:31, archived)

yeps

its cool..when she gets drunk i can get into bed with her while shes passed out

(kitten vice, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:31, archived)

Look,

we're bad enough without you mentioning stuff like that.
How old are you anyway?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:33, archived)

sorry

she isnt realy mym mum...ive made a fool of myself...and become more alone...im 33

(kitten vice, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:34, archived)

Can I shag

her anyway?

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:35, archived)

You have no

shame do you.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:37, archived)

You're totally right.

I'm recently single and needing sex.

I'm not as bad as Koit though... now he'd have anything. He once shagged Thor's dog. FACT

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:39, archived)

don't say that

koit and i are getting married.

(martian, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:41, archived)

that's why god invented internet porn

(you're all a bunch of twats anyway, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:41, archived)

God invented porn

to teach us how to type one handed FACT-A-ROONIE

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:49, archived)

you have been in need of sex for the last 19 years

why has being dumped made it so urgent?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:41, archived)

Maybe you'll find out

the real truth one day...

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:44, archived)

i don't have a dog

*FACT*

andi is a lying toerag ~~and a virgin~~
*FACT*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:46, archived)

One of those is true

But which one?!

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:50, archived)

i can say with my hand on my heart

that i don't have, and never have had a dog.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:52, archived)

The second one?

Whoopsie, paradox, does not compute...

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:52, archived)

That depends

on who you ask

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:54, archived)

shagging your mum does not count

i told you before.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:55, archived)

Then in that case

I must be a virgin.

But a bloody good looking one at that.

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:57, archived)

I think

it's a combination of both

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Penile, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:57, archived)

Bing Bing Bing

You win! Here - have a free ticket to our bash:

Leeds pic goes down below Thor's post...

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:58, archived)

not if i get there first

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:59, archived)

Cheers

But I'm not near Leeds (or Cheltenham). When's the next one down south as they say?

maybe it's because I'm a Londoner

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Penile, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:00, archived)

Sometime in

April, there's a London Bash, I believe

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:01, archived)

I would just

like to point out that koit has nothing on me!

/cries

(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:46, archived)

who

cares about shame..

can I be next?

(radja, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:39, archived)

She'll need a weeks rest

after I've finished with her... but sure, you can be next in line.

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:41, archived)

five minutes to mop up

more like

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:42, archived)

I'm sure she would

be happy to hear this conversation.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:43, archived)

She'd be fine

After she saw a piccie of me. Worry not my friend :o)

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:46, archived)

AAARRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

*gouges eyes out with trusty swiss army knife*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:50, archived)

Is that

gouges your eyes out or Andi's?

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Penile, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:04, archived)

would.

(martian, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:40, archived)

Ah well.

People seem to worry about making fools of themselves here, its never bothered me...

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:35, archived)

Who is she then

and Can I have some of her cake

(dunnowhy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:35, archived)

shes called Sandra Ellis

shes my mates younger sister and hed kill me if he saw all this post

(kitten vice, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:37, archived)

Tel No....

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thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:38, archived)

I thought

I recognised Sandra

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Penile, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:39, archived)

No...

This is Sandra FACT-A-MONDO

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:43, archived)

isn't that called "grooming" these days?

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new_matt, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:34, archived)

swanking time

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thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:35, archived)

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:34, archived)

i've come over all unnecessary

has anyone got any smelling salts?

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new_matt, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:34, archived)

but try this 5 week old foreskin cheese

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thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:36, archived)

ewwww

yuky yuky yuky bear

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Pootle, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:39, archived)

argh!

unnecessary!!!

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:41, archived)

urm

...

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:34, archived)

well

that shut you up about bloody gourds didn't it!

=8.)

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thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:37, archived)

that comment just

caught me off my gourd.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:46, archived)

hahahahahahahaahahahahahaha

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thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:48, archived)

for why the gourd obession?

I am just thick, or are you just being hatstand?
I have been forced to work today, but I've spazzed back ages hunting for an explanation, to no avail.

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Pootle, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:51, archived)

You have a

milf :o)

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:31, archived)

Yummy mummy!

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:31, archived)

Uh, milf?

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:36, archived)

Mum I'd Like To Feck

That is all.

I changed the wording slightly, because it always amuses me when people uses things like F*ck.

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:37, archived)

why not just say fuck then

it's far easier.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:39, archived)

that's just

rude.

(martian, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:41, archived)

well

bolocks to you then cunt features, you can suck a fart out of my arse!

joking :)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:43, archived)

gourd head

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:48, archived)

*sob*

how could you insult me like that, you heartless swine

*sob sob*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:51, archived)

i'm sorry

i didn't mean it.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:00, archived)

there might be kiddies watching

we don't want to get an 18 rating do we?

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new_matt, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:43, archived)

fuck cunt

piss shit?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:49, archived)

cocking twat arse

W A N K S T A I N

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:52, archived)

favourite word ever:

jerkwater

It reminds me of my trip to Boston, where I saw it written down in a college there several times.

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:53, archived)

I particularly like the phrase 'motherfecker'

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:43, archived)

your mum?

why hellooo...

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:31, archived)

That's your mum!

Hubba hubba hubba.

Edit: Heh, look at us, its like we've not seen a woman in years.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:31, archived)

speak for yourself, bovine

there was one on the bus this morning

yessssssss!

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isthisyou?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:39, archived)

Hang on,

aren't you married to one?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:41, archived)

*looks*

crikey! I'll be back in, er, a bit.

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isthisyou?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:06, archived)

Phwoooar! etc.

(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:31, archived)

I didn't even realise it was pancake day

Don't hold with all these extremist religions meself

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:32, archived)

erm...i dont know how to beak this to you but....well...erm.....can i shag your mum??

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TBR, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:32, archived)

jesus, your

mum's a minger.

sorry, i just wanted to go against the grain

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stouffer, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:32, archived)

post yours up then :)

(kitten vice, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:33, archived)

against the grain?

that's how you get splinters

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 17:05, archived)

I like

your mum

(Slacker, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:36, archived)

Apart

from the your mum/not your mum thing - what's the point of this pic?

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:38, archived)

The cake

is in a pan.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:39, archived)

fairy snuff

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:42, archived)

a photo like that

doesn't need a point.

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new_matt, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:43, archived)

Point..

..none.. it's a picture of a bird with a cake. Got more repies than my stunt badger pic today though, which got this many replies : 0

(BadgerSmaker, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:43, archived)

should've shoved a gourd

up its arse

thats the in thing these days, god knows why

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thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:46, archived)

Have

my sympathies, I know exactly how you feel.

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:47, archived)

Tony fights back

(dex, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:28, archived)

That'd make a silly game

You know like that basic thing with the monkeys throwing bananas at each other?
You could have Tony (or george) firing thier guns at each other - o wait, they're going to do that better, aren't they...

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The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:55, archived)

I'm giving up posting to b3ta for lent

It's eating up my web space, and I'm wasting far too much time on it. Besides, it'll be fun to see how long I can last.

Anyone else doing the same? Or am I the only one who can tear themselves away from Furtive, Fear, Nohands and the other delightful images from b3ta?

(1, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:28, archived)

I dont care

cos I'm giving up not eating pancakes for lent.

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dr_fonz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:29, archived)

I start a new job next week

so will probably be waving g'bye for a while since my new boss most likely won't allow me to be a b3tan like our very own Thor will.

I'll miss you all etc etc

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:30, archived)

it would be difficult

believe me i've thought about quitting, but i'd need a patch or something. or therapy...

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Koogas, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:30, archived)

I like the idea of selling patches

ha ha - we could be the dealer AND and the cure.

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rob, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:32, archived)

they could just be stickers.

people are stupid. if you don't do it, can i?

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wingphil, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:38, archived)

I dunno

I just dont know.

(dunnowhy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:34, archived)

I'm giving up lint for lent

and lentils, lanterns and mint

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:34, archived)

cant

give up. i've got broad band now just cos of b3ta, I have a boyfriend and a life because of b3ta.
I don't think I could ever entirely give it up.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:35, archived)

i have to strictly ration my b3ta

so its doesn't become my life and love.

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wingphil, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:39, archived)

Sometimes I don't know what to put here

i think I might do that, if my lent thingy doesn't work.

(1, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:43, archived)

the end bit's the hardest to do...

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mozza, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:24, archived)

Hee-hee

is it me, or was that the world's most pointless toy..?

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:28, archived)

what???

they were ace. i liked making it into a ball.

(dex, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:29, archived)

I used to

make mine in to a dog
woof!

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Penile, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:31, archived)

My brother

liked making a little ball at the end and then swinging it at my head.

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:32, archived)

there was a really tricky move

that turned it into a brown and white Rubik's cube. the only problem was that, once performed, you could never get it back to its original shape.

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mozza, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:36, archived)

Wow, that's cool! Me likey!

TJ. Our administrator's just received from a mate in Oz the jpg of no-ears with the line 'See my friend behind me? I just farted' and a credit for www.cheiry.com. I thought it was a b3ta creation. Do we have a cheiry on the board?

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:33, archived)

New York hit by friendly fire

as American bombers discharge their
deadly payload of last night's
leftover Doner Kebabs

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:18, archived)

If a doner kebab

isn't a weapon of mass destruction, I don't know what is. I'm amazed Hans Bliz hasn't paid a visit to the kebab shop down the road from me

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:21, archived)

I wrote to the MOD

about their use as a psychological weapon to
repel the Taliban in Afghanistan. They didn't
write back.

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:21, archived)

They probably tried that one,

but used government approved doners. The stuff on the streets is far more lethal!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:26, archived)

Spotted a bloke reading this in the pub

thought it a bit fishy at the time

(harrypsauce, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:16, archived)

pfft

religion's a lot of carp

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:17, archived)

you're damn tooting!

I always get the person reading the well thumbed Bible next to me.

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Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:20, archived)

i always get the well thumbed

person sitting next to me.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:23, archived)

oh, the one that

says pi=3?

or the one that says you can keep slaves (but only of neighbouring countries)?

fucking great.. I get to keep belgian and german slaves..

(radja, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:24, archived)

Could be worse...

you get nice beer & chocolates!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:27, archived)

you can stone your daughter as well

and slaughter your neighbour if he doesn't go to church on the sabbath

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:30, archived)

And

we're not allowed to wear cotton and silk at the same time, I think it was. Interestingly that was the same wacky section of the bible that condemns homosexuality..

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:34, archived)

This is

no plaice for it either, we have no soles.

/creaking puns

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:22, archived)

amen to that

hahaha

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Koogas, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:32, archived)

Ummmm

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dr_fonz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:26, archived)

GOURD

gallery gourd.
gourdy gourdy galleria.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:30, archived)

umm

Another 'lazy' post from SquidInk but at least its not The Fear, eh..

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Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:33, archived)

I see you,

like me, failed to notice the little caption at the top which needed changing... arse!

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dr_fonz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:36, archived)

*tits*

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Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:39, archived)

or maybe this one

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:35, archived)

hairy sea comb

(kitten vice, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:15, archived)

iuool noh 'eHeHeH

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:16, archived)

J3^3l) hJ3^

e|dnoH heh ooM

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Nitapusekatt, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:40, archived)

That's even worse

than one of mine!

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:24, archived)

erm....

what?

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TBR, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:31, archived)

Just

say what you see...

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:39, archived)

Erm...

Fanta bull las

(yoink, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:45, archived)

"Can you read lumpbucket's posts now?"

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:12, archived)

shirley

that child should be purple in the face? Mine is if I do that to her...

Afternoon all. Happy now, got eggs, pancakes later! :)

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:13, archived)

Not allowed egg based foodstuffs anymore

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:16, archived)

that sucks!

you can't make pancakes without egg. Mind you, the ratbag can't have pancakes either cos she can't have egg, wheat or dairy.

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:19, archived)

I have the colesterol levels of a 50 year old American

& I'm only 28...

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:21, archived)

old fart

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:29, archived)

cheeky mare

;)

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:32, archived)

moi?

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:34, archived)

you'll just have to torture her

by eating loads in front of her then...

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new_matt, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:21, archived)

nah

she won't notice if she's got rice cakes to munch on

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:29, archived)

are they the ones that smell of burning paper?

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new_matt, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:32, archived)

possibly?

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:34, archived)

yes you can, I have a recipie

at home, I'll post it later if you want, plus gluten free flour. But you can't make em by hand without any dairy at all.

BUT!
you can go to sainsburys and in the gluten free range there is a box for apple cinamon pancakes which is dairy free too. Make them up with water or soya milk and they are realy delicious.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:22, archived)

5318008

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:21, archived)

you just

made me laugh.
You're 55378008

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butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:31, archived)

A 1000 apologies if this has been done before

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idlesod, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:11, archived)

you've lost me

/uncultured

edit: i used to know how to get accented Es and such using only an ordinary keyboard. can anyone enlighten me?

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wingphil, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:12, archived)

run

charmap

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Penile, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:13, archived)

ALT 0233

on a PC

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Pootle, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:14, archived)

some number sequence nonsense

alternatively, type it in Word, insert symbol for the posh character, then cut and paste.

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:14, archived)

ééééééééésy

For a é = ctrl+alt+e

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dr_fonz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:15, archived)

wot about

obliques and curly ns and cs and german bs and such? and hats?

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wingphil, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:18, archived)

Here's how

On a PC, go to 'start' up to 'run' and then type in charmap. All of the symbols will then appear

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Penile, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:20, archived)

i know about that

i want keyboard shortcuts :P

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wingphil, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:25, archived)

Get the Unicode number in the bottom right of charmap

and type ALT+number

eg ALT+0114

and rememberum all!

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dr_fonz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:28, archived)

Yeah I realised you do, but

on the bottom right hand side of the charmap window it shows you the keyboard shortcuts. Alternatively, if you use symbol in word then you can create your own keyboard short cuts

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Penile, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:29, archived)

if that's a gourd

I'm going home

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thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:14, archived)

It's not

the gourd you're looking for

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dr_fonz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:15, archived)

Umm,

Gourd save the Queen?

/edit, w.t.f. am I on about, that's not even Buckingham Palace!

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:15, archived)

house of gourds?

famous french art gallery?
dunno.

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wingphil, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:21, archived)

Latest self-help book

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:08, archived)

I've never been afraid

of the fear, I am afraid of Craneflies though.

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Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:11, archived)

Yeah, but

who'd want to feel the craneflies?

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:12, archived)

UUrrgghh!

*shivers*

Not me,... i'm feeling faint just thinking about it

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Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:17, archived)

it'd be quite hard to feel them

without just squishing them

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new_matt, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:19, archived)

i used to burn them

off walls. there was a wall at school that always used to be covered for a week or so, and we used to have great fun watching them fly around and try and land with no legs, and burn them and such.

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wingphil, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:24, archived)

can somebody keep a screen shot of this?

so when he's a mass murderer and the police ask us about his childhood we can show them...

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new_matt, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:28, archived)

I'm afraid

of those little toy monkeys that play cymbols.
For the life of me, I can't figure out why.

(Monkeypuppet, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:14, archived)

theres a steven king short story about one

they find it in the attic and it doesn't work any more, but occasionally the cymbals clap and someone dies, like in an 'accident'. and they try and throw it away but it turns up again. it kills their uncle and dog and then they wrap it in chains and throw it in the lake, but it comes back and kills their dad or something.

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wingphil, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:23, archived)

Toy clowns can do that too.

and ventriloquist's dummies. (and certain kinds of dolls...)

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dogzero, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:30, archived)

aaarrgh!

iJe3J 3H7 iJe3J 3H7 iJe3J 3H7 iJe3J 3H7 iJe3J 3H7 iJe3J 3H7 iJe3J 3H7 iJe3J 3H7 iJe3J 3H7 iJe3J 3H7 iJe3J 3H7 iJe3J 3H7 iJe3J 3H7 iJe3J 3H7 iJe3J 3H7 iJe3J 3H7 iJe3J 3H7 iJe3J 3H7 iJe3J 3H7 iJe3J 3H7 iJe3J 3H7 iJe3J 3H7 iJe3J 3H7 iJe3J 3H7 iJe3J 3H7 iJe3J 3H7 iJe3J 3H7 iJe3J 3H7 iJe3J 3H7 iJe3J 3H7 iJe3J 3H7 iJe3J 3H7 iJe3J 3H7 iJe3J 3H7 iJe3J 3H7 iJe3J 3H7 iJe3J 3H7 iJe3J 3H7

I'm actually bored of the fear, but i'm playing with upside down text at the mo :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:13, archived)

that's

quite pretty.

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pep, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:23, archived)

i know someone who swore by that book

quite frankly, it scared me more than the fear itself

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spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:28, archived)

Did they say:

"that book's fucking shit!"

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:30, archived)

is that a?

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idlesod, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:07, archived)

Jesus H Christ.

Now he's got hold of them,
there's no stopping him.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:08, archived)

Ah, but

who has hold of whom?

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charliedontsurf, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:16, archived)

well

the gourd is clearly the more intelligent,
although George has opposible thumbs.
Could be a close one.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:25, archived)

I'm not really into

the whole "Gourd" thing, but that, I like!

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The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:32, archived)

Start 'em young

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:02, archived)

...

heh pue oom

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:05, archived)

that's really clever

i shall have to steal it.

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wingphil, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:08, archived)

7s3n9 hw 3q

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:11, archived)

At least I'm getting a workout

turning my monitor upside down and back the right way.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:09, archived)

i'm using

two mirrors.

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wingphil, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:15, archived)

that's

pure Tennessee style there, boy.

Woo Yeee Hah!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:08, archived)

The BBC have a recipe that uses Jack Daniels and Chicken

I'm thinking of using it. Maybe without Chicken though

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:26, archived)

The first time I read that I thought it said

Jack Daniel's and Children.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:33, archived)

"I'm on the Uni computers too! And I do smell!"

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:59, archived)

i'll have two donners with extra chilli, please

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spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:00, archived)

Ha!

But you're gorgeous... Didn't we...?

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butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:00, archived)

Apparently

this bloke (whose name I forget) was, in contrast to your average member of a militant islamic group, a bit of a womaniser. Maybe it is Ron Jeremy, and he converted to Islam. Which would make him Mohammed Jeremy..?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:10, archived)

he he

it looks just like him!

/fbi.

(martian, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:00, archived)

hooray!

umop 3p!sdn 37!Jm ue) ! pue

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:01, archived)

sir

your keyboard is fucked.

(martian, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:06, archived)

...

umop 3p!sdn 7sur s7! '7ou s7! ou

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:07, archived)

loon!

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Dr Drink, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:10, archived)

wee geeky french talk! rad! I'm a l33t bit country, he's a l33t bit rock n roll

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:06, archived)

its not geeky french talk

ue!leJ7sne s7!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:08, archived)

oh now I see

you're fucking mental nuts bonkers you are.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:10, archived)

d3h

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:22, archived)

you just cricked

my neck

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thebear is thebear, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:07, archived)

are you

antipodean?

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:07, archived)

3q o7 w33s !

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:10, archived)

apologies for inadvertant repition etc

(Dan Jaw, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:59, archived)

Robot takes a walk

another one from Lloyd
www.moondoglovesyou.com

(moondog loves you, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:57, archived)

aucune raison

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djol, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:56, archived)

youch

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new_matt, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:58, archived)

OUCH!

cela vraiment maux

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butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:58, archived)

wow

you > god

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:58, archived)

rather bloody good

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popt_art, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:03, archived)

hmmm

H9noH7 3lq!JJoH 7!q e s7!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:05, archived)

Eybseiling

Top Sante

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:05, archived)

an old pun for French day

Bon aprés midi tous le mondes!

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:54, archived)

I like the weakest link

is this wrong?

(Barry Bethal, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:58, archived)

yes.

very.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:02, archived)

"well stop licking them then"

un woo pour vous.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:59, archived)

Gavin's robotic calculator was messing with his mind...

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Darryn.R, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:49, archived)

Excellent stuff

and on that note, here's the lecturer, back later.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:53, archived)

Wooty-woo McWoo from Wooville!

and yay, too.

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wayward., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:54, archived)

Hee hee

that's silly
and

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:54, archived)

Tree

mendous

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 15:56, archived)

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