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Scientists love nothing better...

...than to play with god.

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Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:57, archived)

hohoho!

good'un

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:58, archived)

that caused a

7.5 on the snigger scale

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:59, archived)

Well, I suppose I can only say

Hoopla!

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charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:59, archived)

arf

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GTA, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:02, archived)

Thats rather cracking!!!

also, any B3tans going to Uxfest this weekend

*cough* my band are playing *cough*

(Scribble, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:59, archived)

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:59, archived)

Now

dare I do the final idea?

It has unfortunate bandwagon potential...

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Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:00, archived)

Rock on, Tommy.

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charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:11, archived)

groan!

I do like photos of God.

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mozza, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:02, archived)

ha,

but not jesus

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5olly, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:02, archived)

I have the Jesus idea left,

but I'm not sure I want to risk a bandwagon for such a weak gag...

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Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:03, archived)

go for it

or i bloody will

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5olly, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:04, archived)

Well

if you insist...

I'll be blaming you if people get upset by another annoying bandwagon.

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Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:09, archived)

No worries.

I'll ride shotgun and kill 'em as they approach.

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charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:12, archived)

Alan was delighted with his new Micycle

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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:54, archived)

thats just weird

wyh

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:55, archived)

Hahahahah

That's a super invention!

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sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:55, archived)

It goes

like billio

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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:56, archived)

that's brilliant!

huzzah!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:56, archived)

Where can

I get one?

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:57, archived)

that's

really good!

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mozza, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:58, archived)

woo!

excellent!

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Batsgirl, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:00, archived)

AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

nimate!

Fantastic idea!

(Scribble, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:00, archived)

Hurrah!

that is great.

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MissPrism, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:04, archived)

Good morning from my winking german

The only English word he knows is "demo"...

(pedro martinez, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:51, archived)

hehhe

like it!

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:53, archived)

anyone seen T3 yet? anyone got any opinions?

well anyway here's mine:

where the fuck was the need for all the shitty jokes?! and where the fuck was the story in the first hour?!

hmmph.

(grampski, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:53, archived)

its a mindless action film

treat it as such

just sit back and watch the explosions

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:54, archived)

yes

that's what I thought. I enjoyed it a lot. I thought the jokes were funny and not oveedone. There were jokes in the other ones. Maybe you shouldn't attach so much importance to it?

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barnesy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:55, archived)

it was UTTER RUBBISH.

the last 10 minutes made it bareable.. but the first hour and a half ruined the Terminator saga for me...

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:56, archived)

ffs

it's a film! Why do people seem to get so offended by sequels?

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barnesy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:58, archived)

because the 1st two were so good ..

i'm offended this one isnt as good...

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:59, archived)

offended!?

Blimey.

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barnesy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:02, archived)

That's the first time

I've heard anyone say anything bad about it.

I've heard it's a top-notch no-brainer.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:54, archived)

it is.

The main chase scene is great as well. A bit like the tank chase scene in goldeneye but with a much more amusing level of destruction!

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barnesy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:57, archived)

The

Uzi 9mm?
Asshole!!!

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D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:57, archived)

watch it, watch the last scene

and then think:

"why the fuck didn't they make it like this all the way through?"

(this is after all the actiony bits). just seems like he's made a film that is too embarrassed to actually do any thinking of its own, so just borrows from the others. There's a nice twist in the 'fate' bits of the 1st and 2nd ones, but its still just irritatingly dumb for the most part.

(grampski, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:57, archived)

The 45 longslide

with the laser sighting?

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D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:59, archived)

let off some steeeeam

(grampski, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:00, archived)

don't need the gun John, I can take you!

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D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:01, archived)

"I ain't got TIME to bleed..."

not actually arnie but its worth a mention anyway

(grampski, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:03, archived)

like listening to your pissant soldiers talk tough, makes me laugh, If John was here, he'd laugh too!

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D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:05, archived)

don't deprive yourself of some pleasure, lets party...

sounds a bit gay on its own, doesn't it?!

(grampski, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:11, archived)

Yay

lets have a bad action lovie film quotes day!

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D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:12, archived)

i remember a pub quiz

the question was "from which does the quote 'let off some steam' originate?"

i yelped with joy.

(grampski, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:16, archived)

Thats

quality. The perfect opportunity to show how sad we really are!

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D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:21, archived)

I still

reckon Back To The Future was the best time travel fillum EVER!

"One point twenty one gigawatts!"

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:00, archived)

agreed.

my life won't be complete until I have a hover board.

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:01, archived)

woaaa

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:02, archived)

Donnie Darko's

got to be up there too...

not to mention Star Trek 4 ;)

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rogan, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:02, archived)

Seeing it tomorrow. Sort of looking forward to it.

But kind of reckon it's not going to be as good as T2.

TJ your TJ - Can someone point me at the site showing various Nigerian 'government ministers' holding up silly signs at their airport? Fanks.

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pxyzyzygy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:56, archived)

That's in one of the newsletters

I believe.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:59, archived)

either that

or m3ss3ng3r linkies.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:00, archived)

Ta...

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pxyzyzygy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:01, archived)

mind piss

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:03, archived)

it's in one of the newsletters

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:00, archived)

very

similar to t2 just with better birds and a good crane scene. Plot is a bit weak in places

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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:57, archived)

i thought the crane scene was a bit shit , acktually.

just my 2p.

and what did they do with all the guns from the, er, 'box'? (don't want to ruin it for others)

(grampski, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:59, archived)

Crouchingbadgerism

(a bit like Googlism)

T3 looks shiny
T3 looks rubbish
T3 is gonna be the usual tat
T3 is not worth watching, but I still will
T3 think they are a girl, but it is not that

Notice how they call her T-X rather than Terminator X in case Public Enemy sue.

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crouchingbadger, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:57, archived)

it's a pleasant enough way to pass the time

you get what you'd expect really.
Big bangs, lots of explosions, Arnies amzaing acting skills.
It's a Terminator movie.

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Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:58, archived)

"talk to the hand."

"relax"

etc.

(grampski, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:00, archived)

"She'll be back"

woah.. didnt see that one coming... hehe

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:00, archived)

yeah

but they showed that in the trailers didn`t they?

I think I`ll go to see it, and get my bird to pay for it for my birthday :-)

"Surah Cannah"

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:01, archived)

roasted peas

(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:06, archived)

dear god.

spare me.

(grampski, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:14, archived)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:51, archived)

What a cheep gag.

Woo!

/coat

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:52, archived)

oh for clucks sake

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:53, archived)

you're laying it on a bit thick

aren't you?

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butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:54, archived)

he's feathering his nest

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thebear is thebear, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:56, archived)

lovely

i need more like this :)

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:52, archived)

i'll be being mostly fluffy today

*hugs everyone*

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:55, archived)

Ahhhh

so fluffy.

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:53, archived)

woo

nice

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GTA, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:53, archived)

aww!

I want!

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Batsgirl, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:53, archived)

That's a very nice Anthemis you have there

/nerd

(allergic to curry, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:56, archived)

when your 50 and have a large beautiful garden,

that nerdness will pay off.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:58, archived)

I run a nursery

so it's my job to know them. When I joined b3ta I was called Rhododendron shlippenbachii..... :D

(allergic to curry, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:02, archived)

are you always waiting

for someone to post a picture of a flower? ;)

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rogan, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:58, archived)

Yes Yes YES!

*drools worryingly in anticipation*..... ;)

(allergic to curry, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:00, archived)

;)

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rogan, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:03, archived)

Gah!

damn you! I can't recognise that..... member of the rosaceae, I'd say, but I can't be sure............ :\

(allergic to curry, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:05, archived)

it's

a hedgehog!

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rogan, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:09, archived)

*thwack!*

pffft! I suppose you think that's clever! ;)

(allergic to curry, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:15, archived)

love

ley

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:12, archived)

Leslie was unfazed by the spong mics........

Quick and Crap

(Timuffee, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:48, archived)

I'm really disappointed that he got off.

I've always hated John Leslie. Wheel of fortune twat.

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charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:49, archived)

his is a cunt

but maybe he didn`t do it

*shrug*

cue: "take it to popb*tch" message...

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:50, archived)

Blue Peter

Twattier

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crouchingbadger, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:50, archived)

i bet you'd like to go through what he did then

have some thought for the poor fellow

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:50, archived)

Bollocks

No smoke without fire...

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:52, archived)

bollocks

to that - people thought I was on serious drugs when I was at school doing the sort of pictures I do - and I didn`t even start drinking `til I was 19!

(and that`s all I`ll say on the matter.. ahem)

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:54, archived)

That really is a

fucking stupid thing to say, you tit.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:55, archived)

ignore him

have you got the voodoo shopping link handeh?

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thebear is thebear, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:58, archived)

no.
Thorpes your man for that.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:58, archived)

This isnt evil?

(no photoshopping required)

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:06, archived)

I call it

a good photo!

well, bad photo - you know what I mean

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:07, archived)

Not saying he deserved all that.

Just wish I never had to clap eyes on the lanky scots get ever again.

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charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:53, archived)

me too

but i didn't think he did what he was accused of.

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:51, archived)

it's not against the law to be on shit tv shows

otherwise carol vorderman would've been put away years ago.

in other media news. next week, the drive time show, radio2. guess who's back. only noel fucking edmonds! oh lord, why do you mock me so?!

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new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:51, archived)

oh sweet jesus no

not noel edmonds! please!

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Batsgirl, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:53, archived)

The Steve Penk & Noel Edmonds

Drivetime Show

yeh baby.

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crouchingbadger, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:54, archived)

steve penk

sucks dick (his own no less)

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:55, archived)

and

don`t forget - rob is on a london radio thing today!

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:53, archived)

alas i'm stuck out in the middle of nowhere

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new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:01, archived)

it`s online at

www.resonancefm.com/ I believe - I think it was sometime around 4:30-5:30 - but I can`t be arsed spazzing back through the posts :-)

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:03, archived)

Why do they

staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare?

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crouchingbadger, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:53, archived)

Well, it should be.

Ooh, on the subject of good telly, anyone been watching Monkey Dust on BBC3/2?

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charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:56, archived)

Met Him once

After watching His behaviour at a party. I beleve He is guilty.

(Fluffster, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:52, archived)

yup

I know he has been bad.

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Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:03, archived)

I hear

he's being charged with knowing Fern Britton.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:52, archived)

Clap him in irons!

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charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:54, archived)

Then

put him in prison!

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:56, archived)

poor

Jeremy :-(

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:56, archived)

Oh, he'll be fine.

He's a classically trained actor, you know.

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charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:57, archived)

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:01, archived)

Arf!

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charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:08, archived)

I am very disappointed indeed

then he seriously wronged a good friend of mine

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Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:59, archived)

sign


 F?R???
?OLIC(NAY)

?=letter missing

(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:50, archived)

frolic

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:51, archived)

get your wee out of my brain!

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:51, archived)

oooo

that writing on the wall behind him is dying to be shopped.

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:51, archived)

oh wait..

it has been.. god.. its friday.. sorry..

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:52, archived)

poor sod

I hope rapists all burn in hell, but to be publicly accused of something like that when you haven't done it must be total hell.

Woo to spong-mikes though!

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Batsgirl, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:51, archived)

but it's a bit rich

to say you've been vindicated when you actually are a rapist.

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Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:10, archived)

His speech outside court

was horrific, the least convincing I've ever seen.
Nasty man.

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:52, archived)

u could kinda see the slight

"if i do this right everyone will love me and I get millions of quid" look in his eye...

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:54, archived)

john leslie was cleared of all accusations in a court of law.

and that's that.

personally, i'd like to see that turkey-necked bitch ulrikka go to jail for being a minge and selling her book by taking an innocent man's career from him

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GTA, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:55, archived)

I agree

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sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:56, archived)

the baby shark is just as dangerous as the adult of the species

100%fact
click for bigness

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:46, archived)

yay

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:47, archived)

Judas Priest on a two stroke moped.

Kill it!

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charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:48, archived)

woo

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:50, archived)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:50, archived)

'Well..' thought Felix

'Least I can climb out of here...'

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:45, archived)

excellent work!

(you even replaced the white cat with that one didn't you?)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:46, archived)

Sometimes

source pics are forgiving.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:47, archived)

there

are about 4 or 5 pics on getty like that featuring different cats

woo piccy :)

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Tedmus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:47, archived)

wieeee

how cute!

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Laini, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:47, archived)

Woo!

Now where's that feline helicopter?

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charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:47, archived)

out of shot

i believe, and it would probably be a ceiling fan

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:50, archived)

Kitty on a ceiling fan.

Yay!

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charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:52, archived)

Ha ha ha

I like that!

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Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:02, archived)

pinch, punch, first of the month

bring on the heatwave!

edit: in no way do I advocate the punching of ladies' faces.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:42, archived)

hahaha! Woo!

'tis my favourite month too!

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:43, archived)

me too!

yay for smoking parents who porked at Christmas!

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:46, archived)

crumbs

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:55, archived)

woo for

pinching!

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:43, archived)

white rabbits!

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butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:44, archived)

You only say that

for months with an 'r' in it.

(pattybutty and chips, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:44, archived)

in the world of make believe

yes

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butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:49, archived)

well it is Aurgust

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thebear is thebear, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:51, archived)

where?

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:45, archived)

Pink aadvarks!

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charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:45, archived)

hehe

woo!

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:44, archived)

ow!

I was going to say good morning, but if you're gonna be beating people up...

:)

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Batsgirl, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:44, archived)

The only person I beat

is my old chap :)

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:46, archived)

Not true.

I heard you gave the bishop a good bashing. Then tossed yourself off.

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charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:51, archived)

and you beat around that bush as well

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thebear is thebear, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:52, archived)

Hey!

I'm no transexual, I'll have you know.

But I do masturbate wildly.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:56, archived)

Hijacked.

Hmm, I'm working on an gif anim, I'm making it in fireworks. It looks great but when I save it as gif and open in explorer it ends up with hard lines between moves, looks like it is not moving from one frame to another properly.

Can anyone suggest anything to stop this happening?

(fion, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:46, archived)

72 hours up a pole

with nothing but a loin cloth and a faith in human nature.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:47, archived)

hmm

You sure that will work?

It's an awful long time if it doesn't ;-)

(fion, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:48, archived)

that's impossible

faith in human nature?

what? to go about humping everything that moves?

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:48, archived)

someone will be able to

not really au fait with fireworks, are you "saving as" of "exporting"?

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new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:47, archived)

Exporting

(fion, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:48, archived)

post

a link to it, we can have a look...

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rogan, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:51, archived)

see further down

sorted.

(fion, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:56, archived)

Could be

that your monitor or memory is struggling to display it. I only have 128k RAM at home, and if I've got photoshop/image-ready and several browser windows, and flash open at once, it's difficult to test my own stuff. Try closing some applications.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:48, archived)

Hmm

It's doing it on my home and work machine(P4 2.4G 500M RAM) so I don't think it's that.

(fion, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:50, archived)

photoshop? ;-)

sounds like it's adding extra frames or optimisin git badly.

try open with aminationshop ( get trial from www.jasc.com) to check it out

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:48, archived)

Very Odd

whatever it was it's stopped.

If I play it from memory or HD for example
c://anim in my browser it flickers, but if I upload it (just tested it) and play off the web it's fine.

Oh well you live and learn....

(fion, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:54, archived)

you've probably just filled your ram with shit

it happens

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new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:56, archived)

shit happens

like it....

(fion, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:57, archived)

Oh, what a feelin'...

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mozza, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:37, archived)

groan

Ted Danson on the Ceiling

groan

(internalprimate, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:38, archived)

---===¯_¯_¯_DIE¯_¯_¯_===---

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:40, archived)

---===¯_¯_¯_LIVE¯_¯_¯_===---

(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:40, archived)

---===¯_¯_¯_REMAIN IN LIMBO¯_¯_¯_===---

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charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:42, archived)

---===¯_¯_¯_AND LET DIE¯_¯_¯_===---

(el_pollo_diablo, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:42, archived)

---===_¯_¯_¯RECORDED_¯_¯_¯===---

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:43, archived)

Stop it stop it your confusing me

And the nice doctor said I had to call him if the voices started again!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:45, archived)

nyarg, mindrape

edit: i've used that ceiling before

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:38, archived)

Argh!

Blinding punnage.
Have a strangled Woo!

(

MissPrism, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:38, archived)

That

is fantastic.

(

drdavej, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:38, archived)

claps,

good punning that man

(

Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:39, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

etc

(

WD-39, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:39, archived)

Hahahahaha

groan.....

(

sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:39, archived)

WONDERFUL!

Anything with Lionel in it is great, and that is also puntastic.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:39, archived)

Blair?

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sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:41, archived)

mother in laws friend looks like Lionel Blair and she's a woman , 100 % fact (the lookey likey bit , not sure on the woman bit)

(

Tedmus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:43, archived)

Him, the Duke and Monkhouse

are all just grown up oompa loopas. Morning, kittens.

(

charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:44, archived)

thats great

(captainskace, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:39, archived)

super

(

Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:40, archived)

I'd...

...love to tip a pint on Lionel Ritchie's head, too.

(clutch puppy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:40, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

rf!

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GTA, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:40, archived)

fucking hell

that's tenuous !!

bravo !

(

Tedmus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:41, archived)

Anyone

remember Vic and Bob's version, Dancing on the Sealink?

(

chthonic, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:42, archived)

that was a

good Shooting Stars, that one. Particularly liked Lamarr's Mr. Boombastic in the 50's greasy spoon.
There were a couple of decent shows out of the millions that they aired.

(

mozza, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:43, archived)

my fave was

'I'm gay!'

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:48, archived)

hahahahaha

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:42, archived)

ha ha ha

that is ace

cheers

(

bleepbloop, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:43, archived)

ouch

v.good

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Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:44, archived)

class

punnage!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:47, archived)

Chill, kitty...

(clutch puppy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:35, archived)

i read the caption as

"KILL CHITTY"

must stuff banana up tail pipe and put sugar in the petrol tank

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:37, archived)

Woosome

(Indole Ring, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:39, archived)

yay!

he seems a bit tense to me though ;)

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rogan, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:41, archived)

Sorry...

...it's sposed to be a spliff but yeah, he looks more like he's on 3 packs a day.

(clutch puppy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:44, archived)

it's great

anyway :)

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rogan, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:47, archived)

great!

love the smoke

(

Laini, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:45, archived)

Keith Richards temporarily replaced on Rolling Stones tour by his own Spitting Image puppet

Genuinely real picture from Ananova (found by my friend John):

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drdavej, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:35, archived)

thank fuck

for people who look like him - they give me some chance with the ladies

(

Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:37, archived)

You know

that's a standard "comedy" facial expression for Gina Yashere.

(

crouchingbadger, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:52, archived)

reminds me of

'society'

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rogan, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:37, archived)

ewwwww

I saw that on moviedrome years ago. I think I still have it on tape. Maximum ickyness.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:38, archived)

moviedrome

introduced me to so many great films! Society is a work of genius.

(

rogan, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:39, archived)

I concur on both counts.

I can go as far as to tell you that Society was preceded by The Fly, as that's what's on my tape. The introductions were really good too, and made me want to find out more about various directors, and film in general.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:45, archived)

First time

I ever saw Terminator was moviedrome I think - I definitely remember an Alex Cox introduction.

(

rogan, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:53, archived)

Have you seen

Cousins new haircut? What a nob.

(

dirty barry, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:46, archived)

The shower scene in Society

ranked among the biggest disappointments of my adolescence.

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:39, archived)

he is so

rubber

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:37, archived)

I'm melting!

I'm melting!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:37, archived)

Repost....

well, he is getting on a bit..

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Darryn.R, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:38, archived)

aaaaaaahhhhhhh

thats wicked woooooooo

(captainskace, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:38, archived)

Behold my mechanical stallion

(captainskace, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:33, archived)

that is

absolutely fantastic

(

Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:34, archived)

it looks like a mechanical moomin to me

now *that's* alliteration!

(

new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:35, archived)

was going to say that. But I didnt

(

WD-39, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:36, archived)

you should have

there's still time...

(

new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:38, archived)

I've got a feeling

the moment's passed...

(

WD-39, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:40, archived)

it does too

It looks like Moomin Missy or whatever her name is. She didn't seem to do much, apart from need rescuing every now and then.

woo for Moomins.

woomins?

(

bleepbloop, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:41, archived)

are you some kind of

horse lover?

and by lover i mean fucker

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:34, archived)

hey

im having a real go at this stuff now.
This picture took me ages.

(captainskace, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:35, archived)

i know

it's woosome

but too many horses

shop a kitten for a change ;)

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:36, archived)

nah

shop what ever you want.

Just not dead babie.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:37, archived)

That's more like it!

Woo!

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:35, archived)

looks like

his copper collar bone is starting to oxidise - a common ailment

(el_pollo_diablo, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:37, archived)

looks a bit like

a moomin, but tres woo!

(

Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:37, archived)

was

just thinking that
but I like it too

(

crouchingbadger, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:46, archived)

yay!

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rogan, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:38, archived)

Excellent!

(Indole Ring, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:39, archived)

B3ta Scrabble

Off on holiday in 3 hours.. woo yay

(Bushboy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:31, archived)

hehe

woo

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:31, archived)

That

is woo.

(

Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:31, archived)

lovely

enjoy it

(

Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:31, archived)

Hahahahah

Tourettes Scrabble would be fun!

(

sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:32, archived)

*refrains from posting his tourettes animation*

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:33, archived)

Do it please!

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sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:38, archived)

ookayy

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:41, archived)

mod edit: You're a big fat stupid idiot!

(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:44, archived)

heeheeh

"hopla"

:-D

edit: you bugger!

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:32, archived)

i love scrabble

I once made a word that went across the whole board

unfortunatly it wasn't real.

The germans are the best at scrabble, since they are allowed to run words togeather
flughansesetllabahn

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:33, archived)

German. Strange language

"Nipple" = "Brustwort". Literally, "Breast Wart".

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:38, archived)

Translations.....

German words:

Nurse translates as "Sick Sister"
Hospital "Sick House"
The Shits "Throughflow"
Constipation "Big Stoppage"....

(Mr Joe Bangles, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:46, archived)

do they score

extra points for fitting 19 letters onto a board that's 15 letter wide? :O)

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barnesy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:38, archived)

diagonals

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:42, archived)

erm

the diagonals are 15 letters long too...

</pedant>

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chthonic, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:44, archived)

Yay for b3ta board games!

I've done chess and monopoly in the past, but am too lazy to repost.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:33, archived)

I'm sure you could

squeeze a GOATSE in for a triple word score.

(The Lord God Almighty My bottom smells of poo, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:43, archived)

tiggercat says:

wassat, can i eat it?

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:29, archived)

go on

eat his mouse

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:31, archived)

why?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:32, archived)

why not?

the board's pretty slow this morning

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:32, archived)

this ain't

ratemykitten sonny

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butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:33, archived)

does

he look like a kitten?

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:33, archived)

yes,

a grown up one

(

Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:36, archived)

and

it`s an purdy cat

(

Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:33, archived)

I'm going to post

a picture of my arse then

(

Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:35, archived)

go for it

can we have spread shots? maybe some insertions?

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:36, archived)

strangely enough

I've made a page with all sorts of pictures like that, you might've heard of it...

(

Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:38, archived)

mmm?

linky?

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:39, archived)

mod edit: no

(

Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:40, archived)

here's my site

www.goatse.cx

(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:41, archived)

but that

link doesn't work!

(

Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:42, archived)

been to goatse

enjoyed it

got bored of it.

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:42, archived)

bought

the t-shirt?

(

Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:44, archived)

nah

good plan tho, wanna make some t's soon

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:45, archived)

I'll give you the

contents of my pockets if you were it in public.

(

Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:47, archived)

No he goes

meow as he can't talk. Popular mistake amoungst cat owners
oh shit oh shit oh shit half the board are going to kill me

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:33, archived)

----===¯_¯_¯_DIE¯_¯_¯_===---

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:36, archived)

ure you wouldn't like a nice dog?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:40, archived)

KILL IT

(el_pollo_diablo, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:35, archived)

ROLFMAYO!!!!!11111

that's fantastic

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:37, archived)

whats with the cats?

has everyone here got a cat or something? damn this place is slow

(Bunty Gussett, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:18, archived)

im hungry

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:26, archived)

so am i now

swine

(

new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:28, archived)

i feel queasy,

have run out of painkillers and have to go for a slap-up lunch in 2 hours.

(

butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:29, archived)

what about a nice greasy bacon sandwich served up in a dirty ashtray

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:31, archived)

Always

does it for me!

(

Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:32, archived)

I am trying to persuade my boss

to let me have the afternoon off.
He's not looking all that impressed with the idea.

(

Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:33, archived)

that's not fair

but I'll keep my fingers crossed for you

(

butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:38, archived)

Possibly

because you're wasting your morning in here

(el_pollo_diablo, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:39, archived)

it's cos he knows that I am hungover, and he is in a position of power.
I may just pretend to chuck up instead, but I think there won't be alot of sympathy.

(

Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:47, archived)

I just had some mushroom pate buttys.

Cos I'm dead posh, but now I want some cake. Life's just not fair.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:29, archived)

yay! for people's birthdays at work

there was cake for all this morning. Would you like a doughnut, a danish pastry, a giant cookie or a Galaxy cake bar?

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butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:30, archived)

does the donut have jam?

If not, it's got to be the Danish every time.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:31, archived)

they are jammy doughnuts, yes

I'm struggling through a pecan danish

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butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:32, archived)

I love jam donuts.

When they built a tescos opposite my school I went through my only period of being a bit overweight, as tescos jam donuts are both cheap and delicious.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:34, archived)

*loads doughnut catapult, aims north*

FIRE!
Incoming!
There you go, m'dear. Thank Julie.

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butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:38, archived)

it's paté

and it mings

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:31, archived)

Pedant.

Philistine.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:32, archived)

i'm the sunshine elephant

(

Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:28, archived)

hooray for sunshine & elephants!

(

Red wine and cheese., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:29, archived)

mornin`

see you`re still dominating the front page - how was your holiday?

(

Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:29, archived)

splendid

thank you

(

Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:30, archived)

No!

i am!

(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:29, archived)

you hardly bring sunshine

(

Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:30, archived)

I`m seeing

goatse here... someone help me please?

(

Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:28, archived)

The only cure

is a google search for fluffy kittens.

(

Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:33, archived)

i'm having

good ol' waffles for brekkie. mmm filling.

(

Heather S likes making stuff., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:29, archived)

mmmm

pie

want pie now

(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:29, archived)

i was, until i saw a pile of steaming cack

in molten lava

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:29, archived)

mornin all

Glad to see the Centurions are making a comeback.

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crouchingbadger, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:26, archived)

shiiiiiiiit

i remember them!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:28, archived)

very clever!

I'd not spotted that, but now you come to mention it, he does a bit doesn't he?

woo for the centurions too, my brother was obsessed

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:28, archived)

POWER EXTREME!

Woo! There's a blast from the past.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:28, archived)

beep

superb. LTNS all.

(

WD-39, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:32, archived)

you've just

identified the missing link from my childhood that's eluded me for years :-D

I knew I remembered a series like that, and I knew it wasn't MASK which kept springing to mind

well done :)

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chilledunit, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:33, archived)

MASK!

Yeah! MASK Rocked. Without a doubt the finest cartoon series of yesteryear. The opening titles from that show still make me gurn like a child.

(

The One and Only Sheriff Fatman, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:48, archived)

heh

Actually, I'm surprised at the number of people who don't remember them, or at least can't place them.

I used to stand like an X and shout Powerrrr extreeeeme with the rest of the kids. *nostalgic muttering*

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crouchingbadger, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:49, archived)

Please feel free to cut out and distribute:

(

sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:13, archived)

It's pissing it down here

(but I don't have a brolly.)

(

Geordie Al, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:14, archived)

It always rains in Newcastle

Legend has it.

(Fluffster, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:22, archived)

it always rains on travis too

(

thebear is thebear, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:26, archived)

Only because he lied....

...when he was 17.

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sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:28, archived)

serves 'em right

for inventing that stupid mommy's mowhawk haircut

(

Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:31, archived)

Yes, but I'm in Nottingham

working on my plan for World domination.
(Today, Beeston, tomorrow, Dunston, Thursday week - THE WORLD!)

(

Geordie Al, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:51, archived)

the sun is out, the sky is blue

there's something something over you, but it's raining (doo doo dooodleoo) raining in my heart...

(

new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:31, archived)

piss off

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thebear is thebear, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:37, archived)

blimey!

(

new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:39, archived)

hehehehehehehehehe

=8.)

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thebear is thebear, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:44, archived)

hehe

woo

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:14, archived)

Hahaha.

I am one of those cunts. I also lug a big sports bag around with me to barge people out of the way.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:14, archived)

It's a pet hate of mine:

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sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:15, archived)

he he

i might print that one off too

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:17, archived)

That guy

Has no style whatsoever

(Fluffster, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:18, archived)

LMFAO!

woo to you sir!
im gonna print both them off! lucky i run a print room huh !????

(champion_hero, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:19, archived)

In that case....

...print out thousands and leave them on buses, trains, anywhere public!

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sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:23, archived)

100% FACT

I was walking down the street when I was little with mum, and these two girls was swinging there bags, one girl almost had my eye out. When we shouted 'oi', they started laughing.

Men can't use umbrellas, they swing them like cains and think they are gangsters.

(

.90Nz0., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:22, archived)

That

is a very interesting story. Last night I was "tiling the bathroom".

(

Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:24, archived)

is that what they're calling it now?

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new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:28, archived)

I watched a car being filled up with petrol last tuesday

and nearly went to the cinema once

(

thebear is thebear, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:32, archived)

real men

nearly go to the cinema twice

(

Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:37, archived)

I watched...

I saw a car caught on fire in a petrol station last week....

(Mr Joe Bangles, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:48, archived)

i'm printing that off and sticking

it to people at lunchtime

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:14, archived)

Do it please!

the message must be heard!

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sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:18, archived)

That fucking annoys me.

It's only a bit of fucking water. Yeah, ok, if you're wearing your best suit/dress, or you're getting married or something, or it's proper lashing it down. Otherwise, just fucking get over it.

/rant.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:15, archived)

you

never wear your best dress any more :-(

(

Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:16, archived)

I left it at your dads house.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:17, archived)

that`ll

be when I was `round porking your ma then

(

Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:20, archived)

It's good the way our families get on

isn't it?

(

supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:24, archived)

don`t you mean

"get it on"? ;-)

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:26, archived)

*claps*

Hear hear

(

sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:17, archived)

yeah!

Be proud and get wet. mmmmmmmm. in your suit.
mmmmmmmmmmmm.

goes off to combat prostate cancer

(

bleepbloop, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:19, archived)

now might

be a good time for an umbrella ;-)

(

Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:23, archived)

*he he he*

You could be right.

STAND CLEAR!

(

bleepbloop, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:24, archived)

SWIM

FOR YOUR LIFE!

(

Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:26, archived)

and don't drink

the 'water'

(

Mr Peet, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:29, archived)

Finished!

*combats feeling of self loathing for two minutes*

*forgets all about self-loathing and contemplates another bout*

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bleepbloop, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:31, archived)

i lucked out

when i got married. no cars involved, walked across the street from reception venue/hotel to the place we were getting married at and absolutely no rain! in March! yay! though we still have our giant umbrella we bought in case it did rain. which hubby managed to bop the pointyends on my head the last time we used it when we were out. they're fine if you're not on small pavements with loads of people (eg walking in a field to visit the ducks).

(

Heather S likes making stuff., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:34, archived)

do you mean MR and MRs duck who live in ducksfield

loveley couple

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thebear is thebear, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:38, archived)

Same at my wedding.

Pissing it down all week, then blazing sunshine. Walked across the road from the hotel to the venue, got married, got pissed.

Good day had by all...

Pissed it down again the next day... :)

(Mr Joe Bangles, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:50, archived)

i have an 8 pronged shitty stick

to get people out of my way

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GTA, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:15, archived)

I always liked

it when people say to you when you come in soaking wet

"is it raining?"

witty retort from thebear master of humour and mystery

"No, I just sweat a lot"

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thebear is thebear, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:16, archived)

"no, someone just pissed on my head out of a 2d storey window. Now give me a hug you bastard".

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:17, archived)

2d windows are the worst.

flatter than normal....

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:19, archived)

If you don't mind

I'm going to pop that on a tshirt:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:16, archived)

I'll have one!

XXL and a tiny one for thebearcub who already has a sexpistols t-shirt from his Auntie Dutchbird (edit:there is only one dutchbird)!

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thebear is thebear, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:17, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaw

email me on [email protected] with size and address and I'll come round and nick your computer. No sorry I meant see what I can do

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:20, archived)

i did wonder

where the other one was.

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butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:21, archived)

Thank cripes for that

the world isn't ready for two dbs

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Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:25, archived)

there isn't a tandem built for them either!

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thebear is thebear, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:28, archived)

its best for me not to comment :)

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Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:48, archived)

Feel free

The more people get the message the better

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sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:17, archived)

fantastic !

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Tedmus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:17, archived)

haha

i like the giant umberellas that seem to give the owner a sense of importance, but just make it look like they were sold a parasol by mistake.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:17, archived)

Yeah there is one reason only for having a golfing umbrella

and that is staying dry on the golf course!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:21, archived)

speaking as a golfer

~~i'd just like to say that women shouldn't be allowed on the course and fox hunting is our national sport and we should send em all back where they came from~~you can't play golf with a brolly, get a fucking mac

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new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:25, archived)

A good point well made...

...that was covered in my original rant:

www.b3ta.com/board/1224381

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sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:25, archived)

My sentiments

exactly.

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GR33DY, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:18, archived)

I concur

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Ptortoise, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:18, archived)

Woo

fucking Hoo!

Being 6 foot 3, I am at the exact height to be poked in the eye by the brolly weilding cunts. I wish they would fuck off. Still Brighton's really sunny today.......

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D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:26, archived)

as it's weather watch time

it's fucking pissing down in cambridge

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new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:30, archived)

i actually quite enjoyed walking to work

with a bacon sarnie & a coffee this morning. i was an hour late, which made the rain slightly more bearable.

that 'lunch-aid' place does nice crispy bacon.

(grampski, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:43, archived)

i'll try it next time i'm in town

i work out in the sticks unfortunately

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new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:53, archived)

Bingo!

w/y/h

(el_pollo_diablo, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:23, archived)

class!

love the alt tag too!
woo!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:26, archived)

fuck off

if you have to wear a suit every day, getting wet is a bloody nuisance.

I keep my brolly out of harm's way, but I have been known to stab whinging twunts to death with it...

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custard, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:27, archived)

its sunny here

it always is

Morning!

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Laini, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:27, archived)

that looks nice, where are you?

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new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:30, archived)

mallorca

;)

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Laini, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:30, archived)

Bastard!

(except I see you a girl. And a particularly attracive one at that, if I may say so.)

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D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:32, archived)

oooh, you jammy devil!

shouldn't you be on the beach then? it must be 11.30, you should be on your third martini of the day! ;)

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new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:32, archived)

im on my way!

Im waiting for my friend to pick me up.
you want me to leave or what?

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Laini, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:36, archived)

not at all

you bring a ray of sunshine to the board whenever you're on, i'd just hate to see you missing out on good sitting in the sun time ;)

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new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:40, archived)

awwww

:) *hugs*

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Laini, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:41, archived)

*has to go for a lie down*

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new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:49, archived)

I wish I was

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sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:34, archived)

come on down you all!

Mallorca b3ta bash :D

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Laini, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:36, archived)

*packs case*

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sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:40, archived)

YAY!!!!

that would be so much fun!

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Laini, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:41, archived)

i'll pack my speedos

and my sombrero, i'm not going to need much else...

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new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:49, archived)

blumme.

Looks nice.
Look at your tan dammit!
I will be tanned in september though-
Dubai!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:36, archived)

would

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GTA, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:36, archived)

tres bon

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:27, archived)

I just hate

how every brolly seems to be specifically manufactured at my eye-height for the pointy bits, no matter the size of the person carrying it...

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watashi-wa Evenin'!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:28, archived)

Even midgets?

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sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:29, archived)

Yes!

They have extra-long handles, just to be cunts!

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watashi-wa Evenin'!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:30, archived)

Thought it was about time I made an effort.

(el_pollo_diablo, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:13, archived)

CLAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:14, archived)

I'll buy that

for a dollar

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Dill, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:15, archived)

i'd but that for 50cent

he said he really wants one

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GTA, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:16, archived)

Woo!

Good stuff

(Fluffster, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:15, archived)

very good

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:16, archived)

Lovely.

Just lovely.

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:20, archived)

yay!

woo!

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:21, archived)

very very

woo!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:24, archived)

that is

full of woosomey goodness

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:38, archived)

thanks

dudes

(el_pollo_diablo, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:41, archived)

That is...

...choc-full of milky WOO-ness

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Evil Bastardo, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:44, archived)

By the time I've commented on this pictures wooness..

It will be sat in half of all the the inboxes around the world..

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Collatallie Sisters, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:13, archived)

um...wtf is

$99,99?????

(Midgetbreeder, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 17:20, archived)

How should I know.

about 55 quid in real money I suppose

(el_pollo_diablo, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 21:35, archived)

FLEA #94

...more FLEA

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dogbomb, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:13, archived)

the flea

the flea the flea the flea the flea the flea the flea the flea the flea the flea the flea the flea the flea the flea

woo!

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:13, archived)

GRARF!

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:13, archived)

Hahahahah

Arf!

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sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:14, archived)

(ivor_the_engine, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:14, archived)

ahahaha

superbwooperb

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:14, archived)

Badum......

...Tish!

(Mr Joe Bangles, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:15, archived)

Nice

/itches

(el_pollo_diablo, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:16, archived)

hahahahah

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:21, archived)

it's not easy shopping for the family

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Dill, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:04, archived)

took me a while

to realise it was a birds body
(the meat was in the way)

but woo anywho

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:10, archived)

Oh yes.

So it is.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:12, archived)

subtlety my boy

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Dill, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:13, archived)

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