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This is a link post body modification.
why the fuck would you do that to yourself?

pics of some bloke who had his nose reshaped.
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I think a more pertinent question would be
What kind of charlatan would do such a procedure?
 (bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Because you don't want to look like everyone else
and now that medical science is such that these procedures can be done relatively safely and life is short, I imagine the main thought would have been

'fuck it, why not?'

Why not indeed. I think he looks quite spiffy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post i guess
but this is body modding, there not allowed by law to use anesthetic so he had that done, his nose cut up and a big bit of cartilidge removed WITHOUT MEDICATION!

Imagine how much that would have hurt! and for what? so everyone you meet can say "wow you look like a klingon!" what a nob!
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think it's illegal for a consenting adult
to have an operation/procedure done without anaesthetic.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post your right its not. its just fucking stupid and painfull to do it!
.
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post To you, maybe, but not everyone is you.
To some people, pain is not necessarily a bad thing.

Fucking hooray for diversity, I say.

Oh, and from the look of what went on, it doesn't look all that painful. A few hundred years ago, people had their limbs removed without anaesthetic and somehow got through the pain. Women give birth all the time without pain relief. If people weren't such wimps nowadays it wouldn't seem like such a painful thing to do.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
You think THATS bad!!!

I am with Captain Wow with this, I would love to shake him by his body modded paw.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Under the toe nail?
Why?????

That looks just a teeny bit painful.

Mind you it does distract from the unglyness of the foot a little.
 (I helped save b3ta! Alabaster Codify wouldn't piss on yr gums if yr teeth were on fire, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post That must be why he did it.
I suppose. That or he is a nutcase.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Ow
I'd rather give birth than imagine that pain, mind you I'd rather give birth than go to the dentist!
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
hate to be around him when he sneezes
 (sanity challenged, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
sneezes cums
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post what a tit

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the Elf ears look nice
But Mr Klingon face looks a bit, well, like brown plasticine.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Heh, nice :P
His mother must be proud
 (Haz, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:34, Reply)
This is a link post zero punctuation
mercinaries2
 (I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post ta
v much
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Bang on.
I have been playing mercs2 for the last few days.
The amount of fun to be had far outways the games short comings.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post keep these coming I always forget
to check for updates, this is my favourite episode...

www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/57-Painkiller
 (negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post shuirikens and lightening!

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:49, Reply)
This is a link post He was a bad boy from the wrong side of the tracks NSFW
Zard'oz Trailer

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=uOSEuPBuang

NSFW due to CDC
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:52, Reply)
This is a link post The Static Dolls NSFW
Prob been seen before but worth another look-see methinks, Mannequins play music, 'celebs' voice them.

Prob not completely safe for work, I dunno what your works like.
 (Formaly Over say's hello, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of the Fuccon family
which I can't find any Japanese clips of so have this instead uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4ozoC4F_VhE
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:54, Reply)
This is a link post Sparemethemadness I made this!
This was originally about an hour long but had to cut it down for youtube, soz. It was inspired by munching on the fungi that used to grow near my house this time of year.
(I helped save b3ta! swedemason another self-promoting cunt, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post swede mason...... aren't you the guy that did those FUCKING EXCELLENT bizarre re-mix thingys?
i only ask cos i can't see youtube vids while at work and so can't comment on what you've just posted.
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post
yep, cheers!
 (I helped save b3ta! swedemason another self-promoting cunt, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post keep it up eh!
ta-rah!
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Crumbs.
Like being back in the 808-ties.

Do people still listen to such things ?

I wear slippers now and drive sensible cars.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:04, Reply)
This is a link post Scared Kid
This kids uncle sets him up for the scare of a lifetime
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Holy fucking shit, man

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This is a normal post Excellent

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post That kid's Uncle needs
punching in the back of the head.

Not only does he scare the shit out of the poor little kid but then he films him crying rather than trying to comfort him.

What a cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post This ...
I expect karma will take care of him in the end.
 (p0zitr0n - phunarmically charged particle, detected at, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post uncles exist only to torment you
my uncle was like that when i was a kid, now he buys me a beer and fixes my car
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post why the fuck would you do that
I remember seeing this years ago and it fucking made ME jump !

what a cunt
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
i'm finding peoples reactions to this post more amusing that the video.

It's all character building!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post It is funny
But I do think the son will act out his revenge when older. I know I would.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I done that to my daughter too.
I know, I am a bad father.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post hate to sound like a retard.
But this is like 2 years old. Still its great to watch it again tho :)
 (Miggyman, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:03, Reply)
This is a link post Scooter vs Teh Quo
Somebody Shoot Me? :-/
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Glasscock I am afraid.

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post GC search machine said "no"
oh well...
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post i believe if we've learnt anything from SFW XXX
it's that the GC machine don't work.

still, showed this to a quo fan the other day, he had a fit!
 (iainhasaface is freezing, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:23, Reply)
This is a link post Guess who's coming to dinner... I made this!
It's a trap!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
superb!!
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha!
Cracking :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
Damn you Darthcat! Blink!!!
 (grobsig No longer cleaning up after others, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaaaaa!!!!
Soup Herb!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post
Love your sig!
 (squidjuice, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 8:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahaha
most woosome
 (I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post That's top stuff!
*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post top, top work that man :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post You sir, are a gent :)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Top bananananana!

(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post GLASSCOCK !





*runs (clicks first)
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Cleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek*
Beautiful
 (I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha
big round of apaws
 (Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!

(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Great stuff
Liked the wipe at the end!! :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post that
is asboluteley facking funtastic!
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Purrrrfect.
;-)
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post *gleeeeeeeeeeeees*
That is my favourite thing ever! Stick it on the facebook group quick!

Beautifully made too! No wonder you have brain freeze :D
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Done :)
I've been arsing about with this for that last two weeks as Masakatsu, RBF, MrGomez and TheGreatArchitect can testify.

And thanks to everyone for their kind comments :)

And I'm also on AOL's blacklist as I can't connect for long at the mo, but I shall be back via O2 ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post needs more SFW porn
... if only I could find the link...
 (KnackerDwarf, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post hehehe
awesome-o!
 (SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post NEWSLETTER NEWSLETTER NEWSLETTER!
This has to be on!!
Good work!
 (Miggyman, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Grawks!

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post You fucking genius!!!!!!
*big click*
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha ha!
This is ace!
 (I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
I've just choked on my lunch and my fucking lungs hurt.
 (I helped save b3ta! FishNChimps Achtung! Spitfeuer!, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Magnificant!
Wonderful stuff, Woo Monty
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHA
this needs to be made in full :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post George Lucas' origional vision I take it...
Woo!
 (I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahaha
herb soup!
 (I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 3 Oct 2008, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post waaaa haaaa
i chortled grilled cheese on meself
 (goorf, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that the pasghetti cat from the talk show?

(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
I think it is, did he find the source?
 (Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:01, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
ace work
 (I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely build up...
....lovely execution.

Wonderful.
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 3 Oct 2008, 23:51, Reply)
This is a normal post What a cracker!
That is fanbloodytastic!
Clicks like there's no tomorrow....
 (I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 0:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Simply
Soup Herb!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:23, Reply)
This is a link post David blaine gets punched twice by UFC fighter
it could have turned out a lot better...
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post IN THE FUCKING FACE!
PUNCH HIM IN THE FUCKING FACE!

Also, have, not of.

Edit: Nice one ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
He'll probably shit blood tonight!
 (I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Kimbo has never fought in the UFC
Ergo he is not a "UFC fighter".
Plus he is far from the best striker out there, and obviously wasn't hitting very hard.

It is a pity they didn't get Bas to hit him with a liver punch.
 (Potatoman, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I myself would rather come up against a UFC fighter than
a Street Fighter.
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post The "myself" is redundant
you evil grammar nazi. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post What a
lucky bloke.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post KICK HIS CUNT OFF!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:29, Reply)
This is a link post Trailer for Valkyrie
Tom Cruise film about Hitler.
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post ah that wacky fucking midget.
i hate the cunt.
real hate.
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post if it had been him playing hitler, the movie would have been more interesting

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post ok, looks good, but I have a major question
1st face, tom cruise
2nd face, little boy
3rd face, wifey chick
4th face, ken branarggghh
5th face, Chris Morris???
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Could be,
he is in it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I have watched that twice
i have no idea what you're talking about.
 (niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This
Although i did see Eddie Izzard.

Edit - i think he means the guy sitting down when Cruise asks "can i count you in" - who looks slightly like Chris Morris in the same way that Jordan looks slightly like Marilyn Monroe.

Editedit: oooh cool, its got everyone's favourite bender in it, Stephen Fry.

www.imdb.com/title/tt0985699/fullcredits#cast
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't know it was directed by Bryan Singer
That makes it potentially woo.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Aye, but strictly potentially :)
I refer the good sir to the following examples:

Edited:

www.imdb.com/title/tt0114814/

www.imdb.com/title/tt0348150/
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked the Usual Suspects

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I do also, very much so!
My links accidentally merged, but now sorted :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post It Looks Sh1te!
The least they could do, would be some kind of German accent!
I can just see it now, in years to come, piles and piles of it on DVD, collecting dust in Charity Shops!
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Accent
Why? Foreingers don't speak to each other with feigned foreign accents. Why add them here?
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I concur muchly,
This is not, and never was, gonna be on a par with Downfall. And I fear it would have been extremely Allo Allo with German accents.
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post They didn't bother with accents in The Pianist
and that turned out alright.

Well, except for the jews.
 (UTB, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft!
Genuine ROFL :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post shhh you're spoling it
:P
 (duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post That is some cast they've got there
but did no one think it a little odd that you've got a bunch of Brits playing Germans... and one American?

It just sounds sooooo odd.
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Hell Yeah!
I mean, it's not like there were Americans with English people during the war ;D
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post cool
another film trailer that pretty much negates any need to see the film as it shows all the main bits in the trailer. saves me wasting 2 hours of my life.
 (unintendo rubbed another mans rhubarb, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Love it
"A true story of an unknown hero"

Anyone who has done any research into WWII knows the name of Von Stauffenberg.

Stupid buggers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post this ^^
Yeah, just like how that crew of americans captured Enigma, even though Enigma had been broken before the wear started by a Polish dude.
 (I helped save b3ta! DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:27, Reply)
This is a link post John Cleese on American Language
Wonderful :D I feel much the same of the American usage of the phrase, All of "the" Sudden.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish to protest
that I have never said All of "the" Sudden. "A" sudden, perhaps, and I won't speculate about the rightness of that, I mean frankly I couldn't care less (AH HA!), but never "the" sudden. The sudden what? I don't believe the usage exists. I won't believe it.

All that said, this is brilliant. Yay Cleese!
 (I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post *Citation Provided*
grammartips.homestead.com/sudden.html

I also hate hearing people, mainly on US television, using the phrase, "It's not that big of a deal."
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh, I hate that also.
*hates with hatred*

I still can't get over "All of the sudden." Who says that? Wankers, obviously.
 (I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I have heard it used on pretty much every
American program I have seen in the last couple of years. It may have been going on longer, but not that I recall.

Edit: First hit that came up on youtube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=iovU5QWWDRA

May not be in the video, I didn't watch it, but the title says it all :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I say "all the sudden"
But I hate "irregardless"
 (I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post me too, although that's just categorically incorrect rather than a clumsy bastardisation.
It'd be like saying 'uninattentive' or something. It's just not a word, and a sort of mangled tautology to boot.
 (I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post My mate went to america.
Apparently they say 'absolutely' after each sentence.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes. That;s right. Yes, we do.
No doubt about that whatever.
Happens all the time.
I've never not heard it said.
Not once in thirty-two years.
Never.
 (I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice misplaced semicolon action there, missus.
Yes. Absolutely. Why, thank you. Absolutely.
 (I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you mean,
whatsoever?
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 0:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Whichever you prefer.

(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 0:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I love you :D

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 0:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Aww. Let's hug in a platonic fashion. :D

(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Gotten.
I really hate that.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too...
Though gotten is actually the regular form (like bit/bitten) and we proper English speakers just stopped using it.

wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_gotten_correct_grammar


 (I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Hate "gotten?" What do you say?
"I still haven't _______ any bread to make sandwiches."
 (Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post "got"
unless I have ten loaves...

or should that be loafs?
 (MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooohh, that's exotic!

(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 4:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Although,
technically "could" is the past tense of "can", so maybe they're emphasising their past ability to care, in contrast to the present.
 (Cuthbert Annihilator, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you are missing the point Sir Cleese is making.
It is the lack of "not" that matters.
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 0:49, Reply)
This is a normal post No I'm not
It's like if someone says "do you have a good job" and you say "I did". "Did" being the past tense of "do" - thus emphasing the lack of having a good job in the present tense. Since "could" is the past tense of "can", as well as the conditional present (or something), then this could be what Americans mean.
 (Cuthbert Annihilator, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I think language usage shouldn't be overanalyzed
In the end, language is just bunch of highly advanced grunts and barks. Squeals too, if your mom is involved. So vernacular should be embraced, because it gets the point across fine. That's why I hate it when people point out slight "mistakes," when in fact they know perfectly well what I was talking about even if my usage was contradictory.

But all of a sudden, I realize that I could care less what you think of my language.
 (Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I very much agree.
However; when people use a phrase, when they are patently intending a certain inference and it is wrong, then they deserve correction.

That is where you are wrong. Communication is a collection of common grunts and barks. But a language is a set way of using them.
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 0:56, Reply)
This is a normal post "I feel much the same about the American usage of the phrase, "All of the sudden".

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody Jocks ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 0:57, Reply)
This is a link post Alternative Ending for Back to the Future 2
This alternative ending to Back to the Future would cut the runtime of the film down to a brisk 23 minutes and eliminate the need for that whole third movie.
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah me likey
Though to quite some bod on TubeYou

Hey... That wasn't Earth! That was the Klingon moon Praxis exploding!
 (I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:52, Reply)
This is a link post You DIRTY old dude
US remake of Steptoe and Son intro. Apparently very popular over there.
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Sanford and Son was terrific :D
However, this American remake of Fawlty Towers was awful!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Payne_(TV_series)

I am trying to dig out some vids :D

EDIT: And thank you so much for getting the theme for Sanford stuck in my head now :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Payne
was on late night ITV a few years ago - it is indeed fucking shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:24, Reply)
This is a link post i thought the derby bash wasn't until saturday?!?!
come on, which one of you cunts was it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post :(
that's not very funny
 (I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:13, Reply)
This is a link post O dear. NSFW
I regretfully post this but needless to say it is a post on the back of this story from Brand Republic.


Jade Goody death site provokes Macmillan cancer charity

by Daniel Farey-Jones, Brand Republic 01-Oct-08, 11:05

LONDON - Macmillan Cancer Support and Max Clifford are attempting to block a sick website carrying a competition for people to predict when reality TV celebrity Jade Goody is going to die.

Goody's battle with cervical cancer has been seized on by the Netherlands-based site, which is carrying adult dating ads.

It is offering the prize of an Apple iPhone to the person who makes the closest prediction of the time and date of her death.

The site claims to support Macmillan and includes a link to the charity's website, in a passage that starts with a long rant about Goody's attention-seeking habits and finishes: "If you feel like helping real cancer victims visit The Macmillan Trust [all money earned by your clicks on the ads will be donated to this trust]."

However, the charity has denied it has any relationship with the site. Its spokeswoman said the charity was only made aware of the site due to a call from Goody's representative Clifford last night and that it was joining efforts by Jade Goody's camp to get the site shut down.

Goody, who initially received a sceptical reaction when she received confirmation that she had cancer on the set of Indian TV's 'Big Brother', recently had major surgery to combat the disease.

In no way do i condone Cancer and i find a few people on the internet to be maladjusted, but whoever has made this site is the height of sick

NSFW because of Girly ads
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Max Clifford is the evil brain behind Jade Goody's
Continuing presence.

See Louis Theroux's documentary to see what a manipulative cunt he is.

And I really dislike Goody, but this is a bit foul play.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I concur, this is extremely bad taste.
However, I am sure I am not the only one whose initial thought when the news came out, given the timing, found it all a bit suspicious.
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post me too.

(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I like Max
you have to be a twat to take any interest in the human flotsam that he pimps to the tabloids, so if he makes some cash and gives even a penny in the pound to a good cause, then good on him
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post That is fucking disgusting
In my opinion.

edit: infact that's made me quite sad. I fucking love the internet, and especially the free speech aspect, but it does worry me that kids are becoming numb to the realities of life and in this case are willing someone's death so literally.
 (I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^^^

(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of this... The world can be a dark place...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1065033/How-far-bounce--The-extraordinary-taunts-sick-ghouls-jeered-teenager-leapt-death.html

Found through Digg, not a Daily Mail reader by nature.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ozanners Underwater Photography: www.arewedreaming.com, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post That's really bad...
...what sort of slimeball comes up with an idea like that..?

...
...
...okay, March 23rd 2009
 (I helped save b3ta! Grindstaff, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post we are all going to die one day....why not make a game of it?
they also do a "when will Britney die" amongst others.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post meh
i suspect that Mr. Clifford is behind this in some way, just so he and his client can act all offended and get in the papers for no apparent reason for the umpteenth time in the past couple of months.

I seem to remember a recent "Goody" headline which read "I will never tell my kids of my pain"... (but i will tell them through a fucking national newspaper)

Call me a cynic, but i also suspect that her appearance on the Indian big brother - at the very same time she was expecting the results of her mammography, was also a set-up.

I wish her the best with her fight against cancer, but i also wish she'd cunting well fuck off!
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I guess I must be going to Hull,
I'm not in the slightest bit offended by that site.

Call me cynical, but when she pulls through, no doubt there will be a book charting her 'battle' against the disease and her face will be all over the papers - and like the fucktards 90% of the British public are, they'll lap it up.

I wouldn't wish cancer on anyone, my Mum has had breast cancer (thankfully caught early and resolved) but she delt with it with dignity. Much like the article says, thousands are diagnosed everyday - why the fuck should this pig ugly inbread cunt come on my TV and cry about it?

/rant

Anyhow - March 5th 2009
 (Raoul Moat's New Fishing Rod, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:54, Reply)
This is a link post Chris Morris sinister lunchtime time...
The "Lizards" sketch from Jam.

Hilarious, but somehow very scary. Like a dream about clowns.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post jam gives me teh fear
especially the sex for houses one
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post The plumber sketch
gives me the willies.
 (I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking Nincompoop!
Oh How I love Chris Morris!
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post holy shit
holy fucking shit
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 1 Oct 2008, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
I'll take that as being your way of expressing approval, shall I?
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Kevin Eldon...
The guy who's TV it is, did a series of programs for Resonance FM.

This was especially great:

www.resonancearchive1.org.uk/audio/speakers/Speakers3-Space.mp3
 (el rhysio, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Which sketch show was he in
when he was the evil hypnotist?

Mark Heap (the tv repairman) is utterly fab as well. Superb in Spaced, a little underutilised in Green Wing.

And I do love Chris Morris. He's the only humourist dark enough that I sometimes feel physically ill after a particularly good sketch.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fronds are waving gently on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Twas Big Train
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7ZWAQnCZ-s
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:10, Reply)
This is a link post Now I don't have to go! I made this!
The wife had to go on an "Equality and Diversity" workshop the other day. She'd already done it for a previous company, but because she'd lost her certificate, she had to do it again.

This got me thinking.
 (I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I have just forwarded that
to everyone in my department. Us civil servants really need that!

I am going on a Learning and Development Selection Course next week. I still don't know what it is.....
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post this is genius
if only I wasn't self employed!
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post oh christ!
I took a day's holiday to avoid the last one of these I was volunteered for. Good work!
 (I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Sweet!
I did a First Aid course a few years back that went on for 5 days! It was hell!
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha! Inspired :)
Dignity In The Workplace :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post that's a real course!

(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Really?
I take it it doesn't involve teaching people to sing a Deacon Blue song.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post buggered if i know
i just googled public sector soft skills courses
 (I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post *bookmarks*

(I helped save b3ta! doctordoctor I feel like a pair of curtains, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:39, Reply)
This is a link post Terry Tibbs DnB

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post haha, great
my ex used to hate it when I'd impersonate terry tibbs, especially when booking cinema tickets. "pirates of the caribbean... talk to me"
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:21, Reply)
This is a link post Brian Wilson - That Lucky Old Sun and California Girls
I was just on the Brian Wilson website and saw a link to this.

What a great idea. There are loads of videos from the Black Cab Sessions if you just search for it in youtube :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post that found all nine ways of awesome right there

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I enjoyed it :D
I think it is just us 2 though ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post if we all liked the same things
we'd be first year university students

and once in a lifetime of that hell is enough for me thank you so very much
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking Hell!
Would that mean I would have to love The Mighty Boosh in its entirety?
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post reminds me of
Weekend at Bernie's
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Top top stuff
Good find. I'm off to watch the rest now.
 (Chairman Wow, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post "never guess who i had in the back of me cab the other day"
etc.

great link, made my lunchtime. ta.
 (unintendo rubbed another mans rhubarb, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Great stuff
Daniel johnston did one:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdItsqh-zJ8

and my pal Emma Niblett as well:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QjgfVN_pp0
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:16, Reply)
This is a link post Funny Office Prank
~(_8(|) faces
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 11:28, Reply)

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