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This is a link post Camera Capture I made this!
My attempt at discovering what those strange modes on your digital camera do
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Triff!

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's fantastic
I expect to be sent MANY links to this over the next week.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post
This is superb....
 (Floppydonkey, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post that is insanely clever
I can't even begin to comprehend how you did some of it, witchcraft perhaps?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post If only....
... the boring answer is it took loads of time :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post No I'm sure it's witchcraft.
Particularly the part where you go off one side of the screen and come back on the other without a single glitch in the complex waves in the backdrop!

You're in league with Lucifer, I say.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post this^
no idea how that is done
 (I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes I notice that
I spent time there as well.
he is the Devil. A curse is on all of us now.
: D yay!
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post
maybe he has a twin brother, or witchcraft
 (Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^
in the name of god, how?
 (I helped save b3ta! daikoku has been on a ragga tip since, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post greenscreen?

(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh wow.
That's a bit speshul.
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post
clunk click
 (I helped save b3ta! emergency_pants Today I smell of... tea tree, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Marvelous stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post :)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post good grief that's stupidly good!

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post What im about to say may sound a bit o.t.t
but this is the best thing i have seen on the internet ever..
 (I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post sycophant!
just joshing but it's so rare i have the opportunity to use that word!
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Crumbs, thanks!

(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I knew it was going to be good,
As soon as I recognised you from "Ikea Chair"! And lo, it was good.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks!
I've left it a bit too long since that last one, that deck chair film. Good to be back :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post You should do a video with tits
or something.
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, you do realise I'd just make them explode or something...

(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
I hope you escape before the battery runs out
 (I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant
I didn't want that to end
 (I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant

(Jimmers, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Soon as I saw it was Sheep!
I knew to expect the unexpected. And I wasn't disappointed.

*Click*
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh No!
That means that you will now know to expect the unexpected with my films, so I will have to make a film that you expect because you won't expect that as it wasn't unexpected
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I knew you'd say that!
; )
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post excellent stuff!
bloody clever clogs
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Top stuff!
*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing
well worth the wait for a new Sheep! episode :D
ha ha, love the cat bit, also when you walk from one side of the camera and pop onto the other side....no joins in the water :D

clever man :D
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm Genuinely Happy Spotted That
I filmed it and had a sinking feeling when I realised I'd have to make the water seamless... and virtually no one would notice :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post looks like Barry head wound saw tht also
good work there fella :D
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Woo
Click
 (herman:D, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post that was bril!
/clickity click
 (I helped save b3ta! follymoff is listening to windmill and mice based songs, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post i like that.
it's right good.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love you Mr Sheep
So good I emailed it to myself
 (I helped save b3ta! acab, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bet that only took you five minutes to knock out.
It's all done with strings. I can tell by the pixels :)


*big fat click*
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Extraordinarily Extraordinary !

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome
*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post awsum!

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one!

Newsletter!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is fucking fantastic
and deserves to win things :D :D
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post fantastic
*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's absolutely brilliant
Woo
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post What they all said
up there. Bloody brilliant :-D
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was brill.

(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post click
respeck
 (eccentrica, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are a legend.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post that is...
brilliant
 (fulcannelli, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post

WOO. YAY.

Newsletter. Now.

RIGHT NOW, Advertising creative departments are showing this to their Creative Director.

Some fuck will nick this for Canon or something, so I'd repost it with a copyright at the end.

They are cunts.

I should know. I'm one of them.
 (I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!!!
I expect to see this in the news letter!
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 22:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing.

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks!

(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic!
Late night office LOLs
 (I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Superb!

(Jazzspasm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 2:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fab, as always :)
I saw this on Anorak this morning, too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 10:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Really?
*goes and has a look*

Oh yeah. Smashing :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome as usual!
I was not aware you were based in Brighton/Hove!
 (I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gets a click
a bow, and a comment :)

WOOOW! When you first walked out from the left then back in on the right, i had to go back to check the waves to see if they jumped in anyway and it was utterly seemless. Awesome effects, then I figured that you probably did it using a green screen overlay of yourself. Then the part where it goes underwater is amazing how suddenly the waves just rush into the screen and drown you. woah!

Anyway amazing effects, the sort of quality and effects you'd expect from hollywood.
 (Boom- Clicks on NSFW links at work., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay, thanks!
I try and avoid greenscreen, as mostly it looks nasty and fake (useful for some things though, e.g. the cat head)
Besides, I like the fun of running around and acting silly in all these locations :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Flamin' Ada, that's even more spectacular than I expected
and as it was you, I expected a lot.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant.
Hoya!

Very well don mate! That is brilliant!

Be funky

M A D
 (MAD Life -The Best Antidote To Happiness, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good work!
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Staggering
I'm staggered. Brilliant.
 (tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aahhh
cat
 (Wagane, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, my cat :)
He's adorable, although all he does is sleep and eat, the lazy thing*

*Oh, and acts all placid when you wave him in front of a camera thankfully
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post As a fellow Brightonite (or Hove, actually)
this makes me so very happy. Not that I'm one to wave flags (do we have a flag?) but just because now I'll grin every time I cycle past West Pier.

Though actually I'm not sure knowing you live in the same place as me is a good thing. I was in Millets around January (getting boots for the snow, I'm not a madkeen Bear Grylls type) and thought I saw someone like you trying on boots next to me. So I did the awkward sideways glancing thing until he noticed and looked at me quizzically. Shit, I have to say something. Maybe he is actually you? Maybe I'l get a chance to say thanks for the amusement? Make your day a bit more smug? Anyway, I ended up blurting out the following...

"Scuse me, and I know this is going to sound weird however I phrase it, but you aren't that Sheep guy from the internet, are you?"

*long pause*

"No" says he.

"Oh" says I.

"Never mind."

*runs out of shop*

Lesson learnt: only approach your internet heroes while on the internet. Much safer.
 (slitherytove, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hehe
I've had people approach me before (usually when filming something :) I don't mind at all really. Although obviously embarrassing for you if you get it wrong..
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post
You are brilliant! I love this, it's very clever. More! More!
 (staleywise, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 4:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant
Just utterly utterly brilliant.
 (I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 8:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post
That is quite quite fabulous, thanks for sharing it with us.
 (new_dawn, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 8:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post How good is that!!!
Most of the time I rarely watch YT vids right to the end. Those that I do are the good ones. The very good ones I watch twice. I've watched this four times now :)

Well done!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post he he he
that's supercalifragy, superkalifgh, supercaliphra.....
That was nice!
 (Captain Spacker I lick windows, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 20:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant,
as ever.
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post THAT...
...is ruddy marvellous!!
 (Markygee Surname: "Balls". First name: "Lick-mah", Mon 7 Mar 2011, 0:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post i've been a bit lax on b3ta over the last year or two
but i just reminded firefox of my user/pass, just so i could post this message saying how brilliant this video is. it's been a pleasure
 (I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 1:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't like it when
it just amounts to baiting people in soul destroying jobs who have to remain polite. It probably just made that woman's shit job a little bit shitter. not funny.
 (I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post But so long as the makers of the video can feel superior, that's all that matters.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Charlie says...
My mate made this & I think you lot would enjoy it so, here it is.
(MyFakeName, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love this..
....hard.
 (I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!
that was great
 (I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's great.
Love it.
 (I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes.
this is awesome
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:28, , Reply)
This is a link post Ducks mating in water
Crystal clear water
(dunga, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not being funny but
It does not look like she's enjoying it.
He's drowning her!
 (Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post She was fucking gagging for it!

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks more like agressive stalking, gang raping and attempted drowning to me
Call the duck police!
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Technically it is rape, yes
That's how ducks breed.

Quite interesting how ducks have evolved because of mating habits. The female has evolved a corkscrew-shaped vagina to cut down on being raped, and as a result the male ducks have developed corkscrew-shaped penises to try and mate.

Bet Darwin never thought of that one!

EDIT: a bit about breeding here, though no mention of duck willies... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mallard#Breeding
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is a link...
To an award-winning blog post (!?!) on the subject.

blogs.discovermagazine.com/notrocketscience/2009/12/22/ballistic-penises-and-corkscrew-vaginas-the-sexual-battles-of-ducks/
 (I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is bloody amzing!
I wished i had a ballistic corkscrew knob!
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post isnt that rape?
the worst thing is that a duck can last longer than me.
 (sausage!!!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure you'd last a while if you were screwing a duck though.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post what
a bastard
 (I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post She loved it

(I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mallard gang rape...
Stewart Lee did a skit about this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MroAtQKHu8
 (Lord Tredegar, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think you'll find thats quite normal...
thaks exactly how they act when I manage to catch one.
little vixens
 (fulcannelli, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:15, , Reply)
This is a link post "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
The one hundred most quotable movie quotes of all time...
 (The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a link post Mighty Antlers
An inconsiderate motorist falls foul of a vengeful forest spirit.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow!
That's rather good:-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, good stuff !

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Saw this a week or two ago, not on here though
The Animation Workshop do loads of cool cartoons, if you like this I recommend The Backwater Gospel
 (I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post cool
also, the car's number plate has my initials!
 (I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Behind The Scenes with Donny Wallets I made this!
An exclusive behind the scenes look at the crazy life of everyone's favourite Shirtless columnist, Donny Wallets. Just how DOES he get himself into these AWKWARD SITUATIONS?
(misterbrilliant, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post i liked your football one but my finacee didn't
it is two ees for the female one isn't it?
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha nicely done :)
See I really liked Yes Man, thought it was funny, well written, same with the one about his old school friends. Obviously QOTW style bullshitting but in a very 'knowing' kind of way? Then I got his latest book and just thought it was the most pretentious pile of steaming unfunny bullshit ive ever seen. Its basicly him rabbiting on about his wonderful meeja life with all his wonderful meeja friends. There's a bit where he goes on some weekend away in some holiday cottage somewhere, and talks about failing to catch fish with smoked salmon or some other clichéd bollocks, I cant even remember most of it because each page made me black out with rage...
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is shit!
Really Shit!
 (Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post why so serious?

(I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a link post Blade Runner Prequel and Sequel happening
LEAVE IT ALONE. Pleeease. Come up with some new concepts.

We can take some solace in the fact it's not a straight up remake.
 (Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post imagine a world where there was only one matrix film
and no star wars prequels.
 (chocolatelemming, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post There was only 1 Matrix film!
1!
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Matrix Dezionised.
makes the two films watchable
 (MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post They could probably do these movies without realting it to Bladerunner
"Futuristic city sprawl world where they genetic enhcance humans for the really tough and dirty job." thing is can be universal and there is no need to realte it to Blade Runner, unless you're a money greedy vampiure who wants to use a famous film name to suck as much money out of the project as possible.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I completely agree
Blade Runner is my favourite film of all time and making modern day sequels and prequels is only going to ruin it for all of us fans.

Science Fiction film is full of utopian/dystopian comments on society and class systems, thats just part of what makes the genre. There is no need to use the Blade Runner name to sell a few new movies.

Someone is getting greedy it would seem.

This doesn't mean I won't watch them though, albeit without paying for the luxury.
 (I helped save b3ta! Coubs Salty toothpaste, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post How is the making a prequel or sequel going to ruin the original for you

(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because they ruin things about the original
Example,

Then: The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.

Now: Midifuckingchlorians
 (I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post i personally would be happy if they made prequels and sequels to the shit i liked
They might turn out shitty and not at all like the original but that doesn't take anything away from it just the opportunity to make it better
 (NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I dont know (might be worth reading up on any academic stuff on this actually)
But I'd imagine it has something to do with the implied or alluded to backstory of any film, and then the implied or more often than not 'open' possible future once the credits roll. So when you have a cult film such as Blade Runner its very difficult to create a story which will please the vast majority of fan's preconceptions as to what the surrounding storylines should be like (is Deckard a replicant or not?) and if a film is 'officially' part of a Blade Runner series it then potentialy makes those fan's preconceived ideas of what the surrounding stories are null and void?. Thus Trekkies getting their knickers in a twist over the recent film (what does this mean for the 'Cannon' of Star Trek, is it part of the 'Cannon'?, and woe betide anyone who suggests the 'Cannon' could be wrong ;) ) So like with Star Trek, I loved the new film because I didn't have as much invested in the old TV series as Trekkies do. Personaly with Blade Runner though, its one of my favourite films, so messing about with the backstory etc. worries me. Especialy as the ending is so ambiguous, if you then set in stone that Deckard is or isn't a replicant that impacts your reading of the original. Of course for some one that hasn't seen the original, or wasn't that into it they wont care, and will probably enjoy having an entire backstory etc spoon fed to them?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 17:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post If it helps,
There are a number of Blade Runner sequels in the novels already. Perhaps they are just going to adapt one of them. I'll have to read up.
 (I helped save b3ta! maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post agreed
it should be left untouched, like Alien should have been. I have yet to see any CGI which can match the production design and style of those two movies.

even though it was nothing like the book, they should do another K DIck or even better start on Banks' Culture novels or some Harry Harrison ones. But I guess that's too much of an unknown revenue stream to predict for the suits at Hollywood. I think its a mistake to get precious about mainstream films these days when realisically the are only viewed as 'product' by the people that green light them.
 (I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I've been praying for some Reynolds or Hamilton based films for years now. Here's hoping we see a House of Suns film, even if I have to make it myself....using old toilet rolls and sticky tape.
 (I helped save b3ta! Coubs Salty toothpaste, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh yes
I'm surprised no one has adapted Michael Moorcock yet. although I think they made 'the final programme' in the 70s based on Jerry Cornelius?
 (I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post the books are brilliant
and endorsed by the P K Dick estate
Fingers crossed the new films are based on those
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hollywood doesn't care
As long as enough 10-16 year old are bored enough to see it on opening weekend, that's all that matters

As far Alien prequel is concerned, at least Ridley Scott is doing it
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post thought he'd announced
that it was being canned?
 (I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post even if it is terrible and shit...
its not like they are making the new films on the negatives of the old ones... the old ones still exist... a new shit version of the film being out doesn't effect your enjoyment (or shouldn't) of the film that you love... and someone might like the new one... so whats the problem with someone finding a common interest in a source material you yourself find interesting...albiet in an execution you find shit?

its a sort of passive fascism... i like the old one, i know best, so we dont need the new ones...

people should be free to produce as many shit films as they want... its not like a good film wont get made because this shit gets churned out... the studio system will only ever make certain films, but its not the only way to get films made...

i really dont see the problem with remakes or redos
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I swear I had a dream about this last night
The thing is, Hollywood has been channelling Phillip K DIck-like reality warping and paranoia recently and it seems stupid and backwards to start remaking definitive dystopian visions when (via the pretext of stuff like 'Inception' doing well) they could be adapting shit like this:


 (7 hours left to save Earth, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post If inception is what passes for intelligent film making by Hollywood then we are doomed.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^This with bells on

(Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 20:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well that's as maybe
but it's still a better direction.
 (7 hours left to save Earth, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post very very slightly a better direction.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 10:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think the key will be
whether the city effects are created with models or not. Yes this is more expensive than CGI, but a comparison of Naboo/Coruscant/etc from the Star Wars prequels against Helm's Deep/Barad Dur from the Lord of the Rings trilogy shows why a model is far better at rendering cities than CGI.

If they're willing to spend the money to make it look right, then I'm interested. Make them a 3D CGI shitfest and I'll ignore them.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:05, , Reply)
This is a link post cat gets beaten
by pillow. prolly GC
 (DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if that plank of wood hurt it
I keep imagining a "clonk" sound at the end
 (Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good old SK.
specialy since it's a kitty
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a link post Fred Dibnah - The Lost Years trailer
Fred Dibnah fans near or in Bolton get thyself down t'Bolton Central Library tonight 7:30pm as these films look fantastic!
Tickets available from Bolton Octagon Theatre ticket office.
Click through to the vid on Youtube for more details.
(monocle, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Legend.
Absolute legend.

I shall be glued to that series, and will probably buy the box set.

EDIT aw what are they not going to be televised? Boo!
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aye it's a shame
they're not on the telly. Looks like the production company behind it has the goal of getting these on the box, it's just a matter of proving public demand for new unseen Dibnah material first.
 (monocle, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd ahev thought some freeview channel will pick it up in a bit...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hope these get put out on DVD or something?
He used to go to Masham steam fair which I used to go to, wish I'd had the sense to go find him and shake his hand.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Muammar Gaddafi goes FUCKING APE-SHIT to the 'Zenga Zenga' Song!
He needs a nice sit down and a cuppa, the crazy bastard.
(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good shit dude, Good shit!

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:58, , Reply)
This is a link post The making of snow white and the seven dwarves (1938)
You'll be happy to know that that the 100's of pretty girls involved were very well treated.

Interesting insight into old techniques and the hype surrounding the release of the film.
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post lovely stuff, cheers for that

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a link post In light of this weeks compy...
for all of you who (don't have/never had)real lego but still want to (play/waste hours of your life)

For those that crave further description, its the Lego Digital Designer.. make lego stuff on your pc
 (I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post did they use this for LEGO Univerise?
No the stupid bstards didn't! I played the demo and the briock creation system was a pile of ploppy pants. The way to build the blocks was badly thought out making it really hard to make anything worth while.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a link post Black Cygnet
Just like Black Swan - without the lesbian bits. Thank god.
(I helped save b3ta! Qazxswe Meh, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think some men with beards will enjoy that vid rather a lot.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why?
are there trains in it?
 (Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Amazing old photos of stars

(liamchew22, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this site
check out the comments under the one of Angelina Jolie.
www.thisisnotporn.net/2011/02/19/angelina-jolie/
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahah
"In Latin America men are very men and women are very women

Brad Pitt have a vagina Who has the penis? The male of Angelina Jolie. She has a penis."
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I english good

(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why in United States dominate the gays?

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing!
"I interviewed a hundred Statians men
80% said he is in favor of homosexuality.
Her favorite actress is Angelina Jolie because it has a penis and she can be stick it to them "

Eh?
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mad as a box of frogs!

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post they're right y'know
best comment ever
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did someone say Angelina Jolie?

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice stuff
gilda radnor with cool hair!

the stallone pic reminded me of this Stallone & Woody Allen in Allen's 'Bananas'"
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post *likes*

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice site!
If you like this sort of thing, check out The Selvedge Yard:

theselvedgeyard.blogspot.com/

They've moved over to Facebook now, but there's tons of great stuff still archived on the blog.

Oh, and *click*
 (dieselmonkey, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post these are great
for some reason MLK Jr. Playing pool is my favorite
 (I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a link post Well structured comparison of twilight and harry potter*
*may contain lies
 (sanguine badger spirits in the room tickle you like a sneaky prawn, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post OMG teh sans! My poor eyes!
Also why has she got a pic of Jennifer Aniston where JK Rowling should be?
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Cole of Duty
Go on a training ground rampage as per our Ashley.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post hehe!

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft
And more fun than the actual series.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:14, , Reply)
This is a link post Thinking of booking a course for my other half!
(GC from a while back, but I have only just seen it and thought it deserved another outing) :)
 (I helped save b3ta! catweasle neither a cat nor a weasle, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Album covers recreated in LEGO. I made this!
Doesnt quite suit the LEGO image challenge but I feel like posting them, take a looky.


 (savage^, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice :-)

(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post holy shit this is excellent!
you really should consider posting this on /board and compo'ing it
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:18, , Reply)
This is a link post Jimi Hendrix - Red House Original Woodstock
Don't think this will be up for too long, get an eyefull while you can!
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post See kids
that's what happens when you practice really really hard, get off your arse and gig for years with a succession of blues legends. There was none of this X-facter crap in those days.

Yeah, Pity it'll be gone in a few hours. I prefer this version
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgJMd4xy-9s - Hendrix, Johnny Winters and Jim Morrison at Whiskey a go go.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post My 10.8 days of music on iTunes (not to be confused with the ridiculous amounts of playlists I have on spotify)
is mostly made up by about 5 Gig of Hendrix. Same titles but vastly different in each one. From BBC Radio sessions to live at Filmore East.
Shame people 40 years from will only have shit pop like nDubz or whatever to draw inspiration from.

Btw, shameless plug from my mates band (the play 60s bluesy stuff):
listn.to/TheBostonTeaParty/player#t=4&pos=15510&p=1

The tunes on there are from their demo cd which hasn't been mixed the best.
www.facebook.com/pages/The-Boston-Tea-Party/168228983214932
 (Brain Licker Follow me, I'm right behind you., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post music before N-dubz wont be deleted in the near future
so i'm pretty sure people will still be listening to great music like Hendrix in 40 years
 (chocolatelemming, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post what you got 'gainst NDubz?
Dappy's a Legend.
*or a Bell end, whichever
 (Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have some
Michael Winslow :-)
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love the top comment
"I wonder what noises he makes during sex" :-D
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post download it then
offliberty.com/

this is fucking sweet BTW....
 (I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I used you tube downloader but I like your more betterer
Cheers!
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post jimi roolz!
thanks for posting.
 (discodaz *generic witty comment*, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post And just think...
he was playing a right-handed guitar left-handed...just imagine if he'd played it normally! :P
 (I helped save b3ta! guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, then he'd have been...
Oh.

Oh, I see what you did there....
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:50, , Reply)

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