Right I am being a irritating begging cunt and asking you to sponsor my husband
www.justgiving.com/markcrawshaw2009

lol look at his knackered face. Anyway he's running the Leeds half marathon for Tommy's Charity on Sunday so I am asking nicely in a pretty please way because I am far too fat an lazy to run myself, even if it is for babies.

*pulls down pants and waves invisible cock in your face*

ALSO NOW IT'S MIDNIGHT HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAGGARD OLD BLUESTAR! Have a great day x x x
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:57, archived)

Oooh, Can i have some money too?

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 8 May 2009, 23:57, archived)

Dunno ask this person
www.direct.gov.uk/en/Diol1/DoItOnline/DoItOnlineByCategory/DG_073267
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:58, archived)

I thought that said Dolt Online!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:07, archived)

This.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:11, archived)

Fuck that, it's Blue Star's proper birthday now

( broadsword, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:00, archived)

Happy Birthday Blue Star!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:00, archived)

I'm not paying someone to fucking sweat.
If I wanted to do that, I'd hire a hooker and have her do the washing.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:00, archived)

That had better not be his cock you're waving about
No wonder he's got a face that looks like he's doing a poo
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:02, archived)

No it's not if I got his out it would take me an few hours to roll it up and put it away
and like I said above I am a fat lazy bastard.
( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:04, archived)

HE DA MAN!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:05, archived)

its my mother fucking birthday as well.
chinz.
I was at work until 1/2 an hour ago and now sitting with a beer and a headache.
what a winner.
( Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Sat 9 May 2009, 0:05, archived)

Happy Birthday Nostrebor and Blue Star and sleepybinky and my mate Paul from work!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:10, archived)

+ the girl who runs Bar Mojo in Marbella

( broadsword, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:11, archived)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY person who's name spells Robertson backwards (I only just realised that)

( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:11, archived)

it must be a 9th May thing
because Tara's real surname is Ratseulb
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:12, archived)

thanks for the birthday wishes /talk
my flatmate is cooking me food now awesome/
( Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Sat 9 May 2009, 0:13, archived)

Chimpy McGee
www.ics.uci.edu/~eppstein/pix/sdz3/Orangutan-m.jpg
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:13, archived)

He looks sad

( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:14, archived)

whatchoo talkin' about?
www.columbia.edu/itc/barnard/biology/biobc3361/orangutan.gif
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:17, archived)

That's a she-routang
and she looks happy.
( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:18, archived)

Walmart
stainfreemedia.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/lincoln.jpg
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:19, archived)

You're just being silly now.

( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:22, archived)

happy bluestar birthday

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:17, archived)

Tsk.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:28, archived)

JMG.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 23:29, archived)

The name that sank a thousand fatties.

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:29, archived)

*Punches the sky*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 23:31, archived)

*Tickles the clouds*

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:32, archived)

Intensive care unit?
Fuck that. I'm an anarchist. I want an Intensive Couldn't Care Less Unit.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:30, archived)

Get in!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 23:31, archived)

NO.
BAD BALDMONKEY.
( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:29, archived)

Oh for fucks sake
*flashes tits*
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:31, archived)

Like two week old balloons covered in pubes.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:34, archived)

The two week old balloons I will agree with
but I have never ever had a hair grow out my yaks and if one even thought about it I would yank the bastard out.
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:36, archived)

Tit-mess.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:37, archived)

Lets spit roast her
That'll learn her
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:40, archived)

Yeah!
I'll start gobbing on her, you preheat the oven.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:41, archived)

YEAH SPIT ROAST ME YEAH

( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:44, archived)

Now, I wonder if that will turn up on the popular page?

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:44, archived)

Not yet !

( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:45, archived)

Maybe I jinxed it

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:46, archived)

Nope, it's on there.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:48, archived)

no-one reads it annyway
It's probably the most pointless thing about b3ta "the /talk popular page* unless someone has been a cunt or shagged another b3tan then it's worth its weight in gold.
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:50, archived)

I quite like seeing what was voted best.
Since most is nonsense, occasional comedy gold.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:54, archived)

This. It's a drama goldmine when there is any.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:55, archived)

It's guaranteed to like mentioning the popular page.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:47, archived)

I 'ate you

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 23:31, archived)

butler

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:35, archived)

no

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 23:36, archived)

Careful, you'll spill old man soup on your top.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:38, archived)

No

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 23:39, archived)

That's easy for you to say.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:45, archived)

I know.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:34, archived)

nsfwsfw
www.statesymbolsusa.org/IMAGES/Kansas/tiger_salamander_380.jpg
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:43, archived)

That's kinda cute.

( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:46, archived)

awww

( jenpots, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:49, archived)

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:55, archived)

NOOOOO, I WANT ATTENTION! ME ME ME ME ME ME MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LOOOOK AT MEEEEEEEEE
hello
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:27, archived)

Hi babe, hows yer pants?

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:27, archived)

this is the BEST THREAD EVER
better than that blamdonkey and his stupid efforts anyway
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:31, archived)

I'm just glad I was here for it

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:31, archived)

I AM PAYING ATTENTION TO GILGAMESH

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:27, archived)

GILGAMESH
*ATTENSHUNS*
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:28, archived)

OWWWWW OWWWWW OWWWWWWWW
/headache
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 8 May 2009, 23:28, archived)

Oof
I just remembered I never sent that mixer to you. Sorry dude, I am shit
( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:33, archived)

No probs :)
With the way things are going I might have to sell my technics anyway to raise some capital
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 8 May 2009, 23:36, archived)

Arses, that aint good :(

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:43, archived)

Hello Gilgy
you mad bastard, you. How the devil are you?
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:29, archived)

BETTER THAN YOU, CRAPBAG

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:32, archived)

HIYA SEXYMINGE

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:29, archived)

Replying right here.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:33, archived)

Replying to this.

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:34, archived)

Replying to the replying right 'ere.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:36, archived)

Lovin the replying work

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:39, archived)

It's some of my best replying.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:49, archived)

nigger nigger nigger
how's it going?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:21, archived)

twat

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:22, archived)

minge

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:26, archived)

LOL Racism in a humorous context is ALWAYS hilarious.
Really!
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:24, archived)

How did you see that post working out?

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:26, archived)

I was hoping someone would look past the obviously provocational racism and provide an honest answer
apparently everyone's too highly strung and won't
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:29, archived)

dance puppets i live for this shit

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:31, archived)

i'm pregnant and it's yours

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:27, archived)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLUE STAR

What? I'm an hour in front
( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:01, archived)

silly broadsword

( jenpots, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:02, archived)

My clock clearly says it's gone midnight
Also, I'm a little drunk, which makes it all ok
( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:02, archived)

Good man
*clinks glass*
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:06, archived)

Cheers!
How goes it fella?
( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:07, archived)

Looking up a bit
I have finally been paid, and can therefore get drunk with a blurry conscience.
I also got off my arse and went job-hunting today, and feel better for it.
How are you?
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:09, archived)

Nice one, what kinda work you looking for?
I'm cool, wondering how long I can get away with my current life for.
( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:11, archived)

Anything that pays
I'm sick of being dole scum. Probably something in hospitality/catering, with a long-term plan to be a copper.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:13, archived)

Copper, really?
Got a mate who's a prison warden, he's got a bloke on his rounds he used to score coke from, whoops.
( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:16, archived)

I'd quite like to fight crime and that
plus chicks dig the uniform.
And I could do some serious damage with a riot baton. FUN.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:18, archived)

Tasers have gotta be a good way to wake yourself up after a heavy night as well

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:20, archived)

Danger, danger
HIGH VOLTAGE!
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:29, archived)

Bluestar is a little drunk, too.

(MooCow_Byter, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:17, archived)

Ba dum tisch

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:19, archived)

YAY
Thanks! I'll take an early Happy Birthday.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:03, archived)

Now shove your birthday RIGHT up your clunge

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:04, archived)

Not even my birthday yet.
So shush it up
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:08, archived)

In Europe it us
So shove it up your euro clunge now, then do it again in sterling in an hours time
( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:10, archived)

Congratulations on getting older
I hope you have a nice day of it.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:07, archived)

Thanks :)

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:09, archived)

I wish her a miserable birthday

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 23:04, archived)

YEAH THANKS

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:08, archived)

You don't like me anyway,
why should I suck up to you
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 23:18, archived)

Yeah
I hate you, that's right.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:19, archived)

I don't understand why though.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 23:20, archived)

Because I hate you.
I don't need a reason. Why does everyone else hate you?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:25, archived)

i was given an i pod nano, they're well good

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:08, archived)

This isn't about you

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:12, archived)

#It is now

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:13, archived)

#really isn't

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:16, archived)

*waits*

( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:24, archived)

Have we discussed...
..Naked Rhianna?
The site's being hammered, it'll work eventually if you keep refreshing.. NSFW obviously.

In JMG news.
I'm watching a "craptacular". How much will two fatties shit in an hour, basically.
It's wonderful viewing.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 22:32, archived)

What side is that on?
I'm watching death becomes her.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:33, archived)

I'm not watching regular people's television!
Ha!
*Fists on hips and all that*
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 22:33, archived)

Yay. I've now got someone to go to the pictures with.
I shall be watching Star Trek tomorrow night. I'm watching nothing now.
( jenpots, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:37, archived)

Thanks for the porn, Jamrag.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:37, archived)

Oh JMG, you've turned into SickRik :(

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 8 May 2009, 22:39, archived)

It's very important, though.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 22:40, archived)

Hurray tits.
I'm catching up on Ashes to Ashes. Philip Glenister gives me the wrong horn.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:48, archived)

thank god it's not only me!

( jenpots, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:49, archived)

It's not a wronghorn.
It's a total and utter RIGHThorn.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:50, archived)

Seriously, like.
PHWOOOOOAR.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:50, archived)

Hello.
Dizzee Rascal is a nice chap.

How am I?
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:21, archived)

How do you know? Dizzee rules.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:22, archived)

I met him yesterday.

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:23, archived)

I'm quite jealous.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:26, archived)

woah
i'm listening to 'Just a Rascal'

RIGHT, NOW
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:22, archived)

but his music is shit

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:23, archived)

You're bonkers

( nick the greek, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:33, archived)

"Star Trek" a review
by SickRik aged 25 & 3/4

OH MY GOD WHAT AN ACE FILM I WAS NEVER MUCH OF A TREKKIE BUT I WAS RIVETED FROM START TO FINISH


MAXIMUM WIN

10/10


review something

GO!
( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:19, archived)

No.

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:20, archived)

ym
10/10
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:21, archived)

Current /talk threads
2/10
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:24, archived)

Where is everyone?
Roll call please
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:16, archived)

Here.
But watching TV.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:17, archived)

I am here listening to my Studio 54 Remix album
The 70's were awesome.
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:17, archived)

here

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:17, archived)

I'm listening to DJ Rich b2b Champion Puffa
on www.renegaderadio.co.uk
( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:17, archived)

Playing with Omegle.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:18, archived)

Is she hot?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:19, archived)

I'm here
but am fiddling with my phone and iTunes too, so not paying much attention.
( in vino veritas, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:20, archived)

here, but talking on msn.

( jenpots, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:21, archived)

talking flashing my tits
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:22, archived)

nah
too cold for tit flashing.
( jenpots, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:28, archived)

is it a bit bruce lee?

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:30, archived)

What song was at number one when you were born
www.thisdayinmusic.com/birthdayno1

Mine was Blondie - Heart of Glass.
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:47, archived)

Petshop boys
can't remember which one.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 20:47, archived)

NTT! I just saw an advert for the morning after pill on C4.
The over the counter one.

It was a cartoon showing different reasons as to why a woman might want to buy the MAP over the counter.

I wonder when the OUTRAGE will start? The daily Mail is probably beeping all their best keyboard thumpers now.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:43, archived)

Outrage?
Maybe weeks ago when the press got hold of the add, or maybe a week or two ago when the ad was first aired?
( CowJam, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:58, archived)

First time I've seen it.
Calm down...
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:59, archived)

the outrage is in how much the fucker costs!

( jenpots, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:08, archived)

0_0

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:11, archived)

cheaper than a baby

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:17, archived)

Michael Jackson - I just can't stop loving you.
/youthy youthy
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 8 May 2009, 20:49, archived)

Hahahaha...
www.awkwardboners.com/
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 8 May 2009, 21:23, archived)

OH MY!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 21:24, archived)

Terry WOAHgan!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 21:27, archived)

Pfft

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

Haha

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

When
gonzo met will smith
( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:28, archived)

WTF?
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:29, archived)

That's your mum, that is

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:30, archived)

Is it cos I iz black?

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:31, archived)

No, it iz cos ur mum haz a little cock

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:33, archived)

That's got to be polterwang.
Can't be a man.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 8 May 2009, 21:33, archived)

Lol!
THAT'S POLTERWANG!
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:36, archived)

Excellent!
:)
( in vino veritas, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

Blondie - Heart of Glass Hey Nonny Nonny
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:49, archived)

I don't want to dance by Eddie Grant apparently.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:50, archived)

haha
i fucking love that tune
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:51, archived)

I've never heard of it before now.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:52, archived)

Maffers you freak
Thats and awesome tune. How can you not have heard it?
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:53, archived)

Cos I was only a few days old when it got kicked off...

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:53, archived)

But you're not that much younger than me and I know it.

( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:57, archived)

I'm 26.
But I've not heard that song.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:58, archived)

I am 29 this year:(
Im going very grey
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:08, archived)

I'm 32 in November
I have no grey hair.
( jenpots, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:09, archived)

I'm 32 in September,
and I have no grey hair either :D
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 8 May 2009, 21:22, archived)

You're NEVER that old Wicca...
*panders and looks cheekily at Jenpots*
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:23, archived)

*raises eyebrows*

( jenpots, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

Cos I called you old for being 32.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:26, archived)

I know
I also think you should stay in Scotland, for your own safety.
( jenpots, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:28, archived)

@}---}-----

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:29, archived)

I am 30 and I have only one or two greys.

( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:26, archived)

I've got plenty at 26

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:30, archived)

What about grey hairs?

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:30, archived)

Older!
I bet you do... *looks down there*
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:23, archived)

*kicks you in the teeth*
no I don't.
( jenpots, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:24, archived)

OK OK!!!
You don't!
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:26, archived)

Old.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:22, archived)

eddy grant...electric avenue?
he's ace
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:53, archived)

I know who he is.
Just never heard that song.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:53, archived)

I'm lying here singing it for you
I hope that helps
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:56, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9de6jeOevi8
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:57, archived)

:D

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:58, archived)

Help set the scene...
What are you wearing...?
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:59, archived)

very dull striped cotton PJs
and a red fleecy blanket
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:00, archived)

D:

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:01, archived)

Are you Iggle Piggle?

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:08, archived)

yes, yes I am

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:30, archived)

I'm so cool I've seen Eddy Grant performing it live
EVERYONE likes Eddy Grant
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:59, archived)

Never said I disliked him. Just that I'd not heard that song.



I don't like him.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:00, archived)

You can't hang with us kool kidz anymore Maffers.

( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:02, archived)

FINE!
Gordon Ramsey is on now anyway... :(
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:03, archived)

You CERTAINLY cannot hang with us if you watch that bollocks
Gordon Ramsey has become a parody of himself.
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:05, archived)

u rool

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:00, archived)

Too Shy- Kajagoogoo

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:50, archived)

Kaja Man
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:50, archived)

not too shy for that
hurr hurr
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:54, archived)

Pfft

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:07, archived)

I Believe by Frankie Lane

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 8 May 2009, 20:50, archived)

Without checking that I think it was Dave Stewart
*edit* Dave Stewart?

I Hear You Knockin' - Dave Edmunds

Also Sister Bliss was born on the same day as me.
( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:50, archived)

Super Trooper by Abba
I think
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:51, archived)

I know this without checking
Beatles, All you need is love

lol old
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:52, archived)

Tractor music
www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1ThSi1wbqU
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:59, archived)

Aww I love that song!

( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:00, archived)

dunno,but if i had it my way it would have been ride the lighning

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:52, archived)

If I had my way it would be this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtMmOrdYW6E

A real 70's dance tune, it was also released the same year I was born.
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:54, archived)

Or something by Earth Wind and Fire.

( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:54, archived)

Armand Van Helden probably owes them a quid or two

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:56, archived)

That's my most favourite tune EVAR!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8qHIZFh3k0

These guys will probably owe her too.
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:58, archived)

Hmm, they've sampled the sampled tune
who gets royalties there then?
( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:01, archived)

I thought that
I quite like the remix of the remix though but it's not as good as Carrie Lucas' or Armand Van Heldans.
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:04, archived)

ride the lighning my ding-a-ling
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:55, archived)

Kung Fu Fighting
I know this by heart
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:53, archived)

I Want To Wake Up With You - Boris Gardiner

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:53, archived)

fucking abba
winner takes it all

gash.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:54, archived)

WINNER!

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:56, archived)

Wherever I Lay My Heart (That's My Home) - Paul Young
never heard that before... *itunes hunts*
( MrA, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:55, archived)

awesome song
i love it!
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:09, archived)

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:17, archived)

Bay city rollers or something.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:56, archived)

Summer Holiday - Cliff Richard
Fuck.

*old blog*
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:57, archived)

mary hopkin - those were the days
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5pkkAhETYg
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:57, archived)

she lived round the corner from my dad
/Mary Hopkin fact of the day
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:01, archived)

that makes your dad cool

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:02, archived)

Whooooooooooooo?

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:07, archived)

Lets Dance - David Bowie.
That's shit.

I'm listening to the Outhere Brothers and doing laundry. I am so cool.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:58, archived)

OMG YOU'RE A CHILD!

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:59, archived)

*stops stalking*
*runs*
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:00, archived)

Hardly.
26.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:03, archived)

to anyone over 40
26 is still a child lol
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:06, archived)

lol?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:12, archived)

lolololol

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 8 May 2009, 21:13, archived)

Outhere brothers, I've not heard of them in ages.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:59, archived)

+ thank fuck

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:01, archived)

They're so shit they're good.
I heard them in a remix in the pub last night. I'm listening to Ini Kamoze now.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:04, archived)

Is it 90's night in your house?

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:14, archived)

God be with the days.
Oh god someone's put on Show Me Love somewhere.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:21, archived)

Boom boom boom
let me hear you say way-oh?
( CowJam, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:04, archived)

Let's dance is a great track.

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 8 May 2009, 21:35, archived)

A-Ha - Take on Me
Is the closest. There seems to be a gap in the years.
( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:59, archived)

I'm guessing it's only showing years when there was a number one on a sunday.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:00, archived)

you clicked the wrong link
didn't you
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:01, archived)

Yes, I was.
I wasn't giving it time to show up properly.

The real answer is Freedom - Wham!
( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:32, archived)

The story of my life.
by Michael Holliday.
/old

Ha ha, the US number 1 was Get a Job by the Silhouettes.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 8 May 2009, 21:10, archived)

Lady Gaga - Poke Her Face

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:16, archived)

Sugar Baby Love
by The Rubettes.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:17, archived)

You Wear It Well - Rod Stewart
Obviously though, i don't.
( Ibstock, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:17, archived)

Bah, they haven't got anything listed for mine.

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 8 May 2009, 21:20, archived)

Maybe you don't exist?

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:23, archived)

A week before it would have been Space Oddity - Bowie
A week later would have been Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen.
It was DIVORCE by Billy Connoly :(
( nick the greek, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:31, archived)

i share my birthday with with BB King
and hendrix's last public appearance.
sept 16th.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 8 May 2009, 21:33, archived)

:|
Ferry 'Cross The Mersey - The Christians, Holly Johnson, Paul McCartney, Gerry Marsden & Stock Aitken & Waterman
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 8 May 2009, 21:35, archived)

Gloria Gaynor - I will survive

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:41, archived)

Name Of The Game - Abba
I am old :)
( in vino veritas, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:42, archived)

You're only old if your grandkids catch you trying to steal their kidneys in the night.
And you're lovely, which youthenises you by 10 years.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 8 May 2009, 21:47, archived)

Awww, I like you
I still have all my own kidneys, so I must still be young. Hooray! :)
( in vino veritas, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

Billy Don't Be A Hero - Paper Lace
I am even older than in vino veritas :(
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:01, archived)

Dancing Queen - Abba
*despairs*
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:07, archived)

Bright Eyes by Art Garfunkel
This was 30 years ago TOMORROW
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:09, archived)

2 hours til birthday?

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:10, archived)

I NO

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:17, archived)

Come On Eileen - Dexy's Midnight Runners - Never really liked that song.
( magnum, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:12, archived)

Ferry 'Cross The Mersey - The Christians, Holly Johnson, Paul McCartney, Gerry Marsden & Stock Aitken & Waterman

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:18, archived)

i touched a man once.
dirty secrets. now.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 8 May 2009, 20:47, archived)

I'm not a virgin nor have I been married.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 20:47, archived)

I don't have any.
Honest. Hello you, how's stuff?
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 8 May 2009, 20:48, archived)

poo.
glad you arskd?
nah, everythings poo. same old same old. nevermind, eh?
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 8 May 2009, 21:31, archived)

I touched a man twice.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 8 May 2009, 20:49, archived)

I'm off my tits on class a chorizo

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:53, archived)

I once wanked of a safari parkl chimp that had tired arms.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:57, archived)

this should be everyone's civic duty

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:43, archived)

I've done the dirty on a common.

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 8 May 2009, 21:52, archived)

I dinged someone's car yesterday, and didn't stop.
It was just a little scrape, and he was parked illegally.

Karma struck though. Today whilst parked perfectly legally and right up to the kerb some motherfucker put a fucking huge scrape down the side of my car. Cunting shitholes. I'll have to get it fixed cos it's fucked the metalwork and not just the plastic bumpers like usual.
( CowJam, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:04, archived)

Hello.
I am back from 2 hours of five a side football.

What exercise do you participate in?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 20:28, archived)

None... blah blah... used to weightlift... yadda yadda...
put on 3 stone in 2.5 years... sadface.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:28, archived)

and now you only pie lift.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 20:29, archived)

Basically.
*Double chinned sadface*
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:29, archived)

pie shirt
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:45, archived)

You wish.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:46, archived)

I go to the gym, swim, and walk to work.
Also, I just walked all the way to the fridge to get a beer.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:29, archived)

I forgot about swimming
I do that to relax rather than exercise though. I just blank out everything and swim.
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:41, archived)

I do much the same.
I might go in the morning, in fact.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:44, archived)

dance
no sex i'm too young
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:29, archived)

I would normally say none
but since losing ONE AND A HALF STONE MUTHERFUCKERS, I have started to kick up my exercise levels by running to and from nursery twice a day and in September it shall be 4 miles a day when he starts school.
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:31, archived)

Well done, that's a great weight loss :)

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:33, archived)

Thanks! I lost loads to start off with but it's slowing down now so I really need to push myself.
I just wish I could lose it off my boobies, as I am losing weight they are staying the same and they look HUUUUUUUGE.

But I'll get into those size 14 Jeans I bought last year if it kills me.
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:42, archived)

My girlfriend is losing weight,
and I'm praying it won't come off her breasts.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:45, archived)

If it does
make it your task to make sure something comes back on them.

;)
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:46, archived)

: D

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:48, archived)

Don't worry, I've got it covered.
it them
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:49, archived)

Cycling
Mostly to work/uni though.
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:31, archived)

I walk as much as I can
but not as much as I used to.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:31, archived)

I've started running, in training for a half marathon.
I might do some wii fit later.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:38, archived)

Chasing children
Mainly my own, but others can be chased too.

Also cycling, football and climbing on the roof to get the ball back.
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:38, archived)

ive just spent an hour lifting weights
jogging too,gives me a good high
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:40, archived)

Right, enough of that
What are you lot up to tonight and why is it better than the pub? Unless it is the pub, then you can go off and make me jealous.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:50, archived)

I'm going to curl up on the sofa with a glass of wine and an internet

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:53, archived)

Oh wine, so tempting...

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:55, archived)

I've not had a drink since the begining of February so I am looking forward to it

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:57, archived)

i've cut down drinking a lot
and i find i look forward to that one glass of wine now
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:16, archived)

me too
half a bottle of vodka per night only
( well, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:19, archived)

It's not better than the fucking pub.
Tonight I'll be planning a bridal shower and bachelorette party to commence before the 6th of june.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:54, archived)

What's the difference?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:55, archived)

Bridal shower is to get gifts for them before the wedding, bachelorette party is sort of the list night to be wild before the wedding.
Or somesuch.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:56, archived)

Presents before the wedding? Greedy bams.
*moves to the states and gets married*
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:57, archived)

it's usually just stuff for the wedding night, like...furry handcuffs and lacy undies.
Currently I'm shopping for a sports bike.
This is approximately 500% more fun than planning wedding crap.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:59, archived)

Hehe ace
I am still pondering my purchase of a cross trainer but it seems like a lot of money I should be spending on more important things.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:04, archived)

like booze and shoes

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:05, archived)

Yes
Although, with less booze.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:07, archived)

LESS THINKING MORE DRINKING
I prefer to exercise outside, it's free.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:10, archived)

They have exercise machines by the beach here
bit odd, they look like kiddy playground things
( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:14, archived)

some beach
some where
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:16, archived)

That's quite cool
Now, when should I move over?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:17, archived)

Pop over now
it's a party weekend as of tomorrow
( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:18, archived)

Don't do it
it'll sit in a corner gathering dust. No one EVER uses exercise machines at home after the third or fourth go. FACT.
( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:06, archived)

This is my fear

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:08, archived)

I have two choices, either go out and watch Star Trek, which, I clearly do not want to do. Alternatively, I can stay in with the ladyfriend. Not sure yet as Star Trek involves beer.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:54, archived)

Get beer delivered
Problem solved.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:55, archived)

Ah, but beer is with friends, who will be watching Star Trek.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:56, archived)

Why not have beer with the gf?
You might get her drunk enough for her to let you fuck her.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:24, archived)

Heh

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:25, archived)

I'd need to be pissed to watch Star Trek as well

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:56, archived)

It just... looks really shit.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:58, archived)

PUBPUBPUB!
I'm going to the pub. SOON!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:55, archived)

*sadface*

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:56, archived)

I know you'll miss me, but don't be sad.
I'll be back, and I'll be drunk. Who knows what hilarious outcomes there will be. WOAH!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:59, archived)

I'm glad there's more than one pub
or this news might have stopped me going.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:01, archived)

Don't worry.
I'll turn up at your house after closing time, with a half finished bottle of wine and a box of chicken.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:03, archived)

Bring your pipe
this methamphetamine isn't going to smoke itself.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:09, archived)

I'm watching ER
George Clooney is in it and all the old cast

I've also got hiccups
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:55, archived)

I'm probably gonna be sensible & stay in
I have a pretty full on few days coming up
( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:56, archived)

Gin, curry, pub
followed by gin.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:57, archived)

Tegan is bedded and Ramseys kitchen nighhtmares is on for almost 2 hours tonight.
Bliss.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:01, archived)

Our ideas of bliss differ dramatically

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:05, archived)

I'm an old man though.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:08, archived)

Err...

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:09, archived)

It's pretty similar to mine
except the slight lack of being wanked off by Dolly Parton into a dinner lady's hair.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:12, archived)

Oh, everyone went through the 'parton the dinner ladies hair' phase though

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:15, archived)

You're getting old...

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:05, archived)

I know.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:08, archived)

I mean, is that really your idea of bliss?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:12, archived)

I can think of better things.
But due to lack of money and Alesha Dixon.
This will do nicely for now.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:24, archived)

Not much.
I never really found a replacement when I stopped drinking.
( CowJam, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:13, archived)

Hardcore fisting.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:20, archived)

I'm doing nothing of any note.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:18, archived)

Thats no way to talk about her mum

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:20, archived)

I've paid my 11p.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:23, archived)

I'm going to sit and sweat for a bit

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:22, archived)

BEING A MOTHER
I've just been to Toys R Us and spent £80 on Lego, StarWars Toys and Transformers and I stuck some sea monkeys in the trolly claiming they were for the kids when really they are for me because it's like pretend science and stuff innit.
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:28, archived)

I just made some toast and it's a bit burnt on one side.
I really don't know what to do. Help me strangers.

Edit: Thanks internet, I don't know what I'd do without you.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:04, archived)

Scrape it a bit with a knife.

( Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:04, archived)

Put your hand in the toaster

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:04, archived)

Scrape it off
Or bin it. Or eat it anyway and cry as you stuff it in your face.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:04, archived)

MAN UP

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:05, archived)

Cunt.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 8 May 2009, 19:05, archived)

I'm surprised I got there first actually.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:28, archived)

rub it on a slice of bread,
then you'll have two toasts.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:05, archived)

Man up.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 8 May 2009, 19:05, archived)

cut it in half and put it back in the toaster until the untoasted half is toasted

but then the already toasted half might have burnt so you'll have to start from step 1
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:05, archived)

Eat it, burnt toast is yummy

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:06, archived)

Get two more slices but keep your eye on it this time

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:06, archived)

Damn right. THERE'S A RECESSION ON FOLKS.
Two wasted slices is unfortunate, but four slices is UNFORGIVABLE in these DISTRESSING TIMES.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 8 May 2009, 19:08, archived)

THINK OF THE DUCKS

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:28, archived)

Send out for a takeaway.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 8 May 2009, 19:07, archived)

Oooh, the chippy's tempting me tonight.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 8 May 2009, 19:08, archived)

HOW CAMP WAS THAT.
Fucking hell Neptune you big queer cunt.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 8 May 2009, 19:09, archived)

OOOooooooooooh CHIPPIES!

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:10, archived)

Whoooooooooops! There goes me savaloy!

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 8 May 2009, 19:13, archived)

Be sure to check out the faggots.

( FoldsFive, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:10, archived)

Haha, you do know that's like a derogatory term for a gay as well don't you?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:12, archived)

WHAT?
Shit! Why did nobody inform me of this?! Was there a memo?
( FoldsFive, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:32, archived)

Battered sausage sir?

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:12, archived)

MAKE SURE YOU TAKE A BIG COCK UP THE ARSE

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:21, archived)

Go on a murderous rampage.

( FoldsFive, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:09, archived)

Oh fuckin' 'ell Mike...
Are you ok? I mean, seriously, that's a pretty shitty thing to happen to someone. Here, I was saving these diazipams, but you can have them. Damn man, does your family know? How are you going to tell them.

Shit, this is going to devistate all the kids down the orphaniage, it'll be like loosing their parents all over again.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:09, archived)

Cheers for the support gonz.
I've tried to keep it quiet from the family since we're running quite low on bread and mentioning it would only bring back horrible memories of the butter incident of several weeks ago.

I'm coping, just about. Your words mean a lot. Thank you sweet prince.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:11, archived)

At times like these, I look upons scripture to brighten my dark thoughts.
May I suggest the collective work of the apostals of jesus?

May god's will be done, brother, salon malechem.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:15, archived)

Call a Quaker
They make Toast So Simple
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:14, archived)

I think /talk is at its best when it's at its worst
sad but true
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:15, archived)

Well whatever you do,
don't wipe the knife in the butter after you've got a load of burnt toast crumbs on it.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 8 May 2009, 19:18, archived)

And the same goes for getting bits of coffee in the sugar as well, young man.

( FoldsFive, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:19, archived)

Gah
Stupid fat bitch at work puts the wet tea spoon in the sugar. It makes me feel icky.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:21, archived)

That's disgusting.
Tell her to wash it up if she's going to make a mess like that. Damn stuff sets like sweet brown concrete.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 8 May 2009, 19:26, archived)

I have commented
However she is one of these people who can never be wrong and will put you down at every opportunity. I may actually hate her. Also, I don't use the sugar so I have given up.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:28, archived)

Shes a vet?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:37, archived)

Yes...

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:47, archived)

No, she gives piggy back rides for money.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:48, archived)

WHOA! WHOA! WHOA THERE!
Back up a bit...

Sugar? Tea? FUCK'S SAKE
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:28, archived)

Yet another reason why she is a disgrace!

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:29, archived)

Worse. Than. Hitler.

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:32, archived)

How do you have your tea, Milknosugar?
I can never remember.
( FoldsFive, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:32, archived)

I like my tea like I like my women.
With biscuits. Or cake. Or both. :)

HELLO MISTER FOLDSFIVE!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:34, archived)

Pyramid shaped and vacuum wrapped in silver foil.
Evening, chap. I'm shortly off out for beers with *ffl*n* p**pl*. Well, James at any rate. The Nursery and Pints of Mandrill await..! If it's not genuinely liquidised baboon, I won't be happy.
( FoldsFive, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:35, archived)

I *heart* The Nursery. Top boozering there.

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:44, archived)

*clutches box of 'Tea Time Assortment'
*waggles eyebrows*
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 8 May 2009, 19:36, archived)

Nice.

( FoldsFive, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:38, archived)

OM NOM NOM NOM!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:40, archived)

Thoughtless.
What if the next person wants tea?
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 8 May 2009, 19:24, archived)

Fill bath. Sit in bath.
Turn toaster on. Drop toaster in bath.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:42, archived)

Any advice...
I don't know if this board is meant to be funny stuff only, but, I am posting round any forum or site I lurk on for advice.
My best mate who I love like my brother, has just found out he may be seriously ill, very seriously, and I this has left me devastated.
Does anyone have any advice on how to keep yourself strong when you need to support someone with this. Ever time I talk to him I feel like I am go to pieces, when all I want to do is help.
I cant help him if I am reduced to puddle of tears whenever I see him.
I love him so much, don't know how to act around him. Should I be honest or put on a brave face??
Please help.
(Muff Diver --the name is ironic--guess why., Fri 8 May 2009, 18:58, archived)

Uh oh.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:58, archived)

You love a guy?
FUCKING QUEER
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:59, archived)

BE HONEST
TELL THE TRUTH
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:59, archived)

Put on a brave face.
The joke shop near me sells John Wayne masks.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:00, archived)

allow me
MAN UP!
( Ibstock, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:00, archived)

lol, ur mates dying, MAN UP.
lol, u lost an arm, MAN UP.
lol, shit meme, MAN UP.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:02, archived)

Asking him instead of internet strangers might be a good start.

( Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:00, archived)

Bum him

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:01, archived)

My god...
...is everyone on the internet a cunt?
(Muff Diver --the name is ironic--guess why., Fri 8 May 2009, 19:02, archived)

Just this part of the internet.
You should have anticipated a potential illness of someone close to you and lurked a bit before you posted.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:03, archived)

I normally laugh at the funny pics...
...now I know why the hate you fucking cretinous bastards.
(Muff Diver --the name is ironic--guess why., Fri 8 May 2009, 19:04, archived)

i12.tinypic.com/4d1pe9z.jpg
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 8 May 2009, 19:05, archived)

If you'd have attended some more bashes or been part of a clique, you'd be rolling in support right now.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:05, archived)

Actually I agree with Mike.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 8 May 2009, 19:22, archived)

It's a fair point

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:24, archived)

Probably because it is easier to feel sympathy towards someone you have met and like.
As opposed to an anonymous internet user.

I dunno.
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:37, archived)

Grumpy grumpy
*tickles under chin*
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:05, archived)

Yes
Now, have you really been lurking here? I think you lie.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:03, archived)

Everyone on the internet doesn't give a toss about every sad case to come along,
otherwise we'd be sitting at the computer weeping all the time.
( Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:03, archived)

Mostly just folks here. *SPEAKS FOR THE MAJORITY AND CALLS EVERYONE ON /talk A CUNT*
Sorry.
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:04, archived)

WAIT!
We're on the internet?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:04, archived)

I wondered why there was a Cisco router up my bottom

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:09, archived)

You've been a member for more than a year and you've only just figured this out?
I hate to hear how distressed you'll be when your neurons finally fire off and eventually hit their target and let you know that Princess Di is dead.
( FoldsFive, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:09, archived)

WHEN?
HOW?

IS DODI OK?
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 8 May 2009, 19:10, archived)

WHAT DO YOU MEAN PRINCESS DI IS DEAD?

( Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:11, archived)

Face him, cry alot get it out of your system
AND THEN MAN UP!
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:03, archived)

Probably the best answer yet.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:04, archived)

Just kill him.
It's quicker and easier for everyone.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 8 May 2009, 19:03, archived)

Time's a great healer.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 8 May 2009, 19:03, archived)

I'd try and cheer him up with a bit of blackface and minstrelling

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:04, archived)

Tell him how you feel once so he knows you care
Then put on the brave face, he shouldn't have to deal with your distress on top of his own.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:05, archived)

You've probably given up on us by now....
You're probably worrying a lot more about it than your mate. You need to see him, laugh and joke and me be normal. Being normal can be such a benfit.

I've been in and out of hospital most of my life, and I would say the worst thing for me, or one of them at least, is seeing how much I'm worrying friends and family, esspecialy when I'm not worried myself, because whatever happens, happens, and there is nothing anyone can do about it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:07, archived)

lol I didn't know retardation was treatable lol.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:09, archived)

retardation? Oh shit, I thought I was going in for radiation to get super powers !
FUCK, I'VE BEEN LIED TOO !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:10, archived)

Fuck that, I give a bit of help and don't get a thank you?
Fuckin' 'ell, seriously, BANG out of ORDER.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:16, archived)

Maybe....
..you people are nice after all.
(Muff Diver --the name is ironic--guess why., Fri 8 May 2009, 19:19, archived)

Well firstly, I'd find out for definite whether he is ill or not.
"he may be seriously ill"?

Secondly, if he is ill, stop acting like a silly cunt and talk to him.
Don't you think he's going to be a tad upset too about possibly dying?

Fucking hell, you are shit. MAN UP and get on with it.
If he is dying, he won't want to be spending his last days/months with you being a tearful moping little runt.
Do something that will enjoy, and you will be able to remember him by when (if indeed he is ill) he is gone.
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:31, archived)

I'm fed up of hearing about MP's expenses today
So what if Hazel Blears spent £200 on plant pots - I couldn't give a toss! But shouldn't it come out of their wages instead of extras?
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:53, archived)

Isn't that the whole reason for the exposure?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 18:53, archived)

HAS THE INTERNET RUN DRY?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 18:53, archived)

If you don't give a toss, why did you start a thread about it?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:54, archived)

You tell the cunt Esme.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 8 May 2009, 18:54, archived)

YEAH.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:54, archived)

Thank you for bringing this topic to the board and declaring it to be boring.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 8 May 2009, 18:54, archived)

So fed up that you want to talk about it?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:54, archived)

We've done this one.
Do keep up.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 8 May 2009, 18:54, archived)

sorry, I've been out all day

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:56, archived)

Sorry, I should have refreshed the second before I posted

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:56, archived)

I'm going to throw a bag of switched on torches to one side so you run after it.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 18:55, archived)

Right...

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:56, archived)

*Head in hands*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 18:57, archived)

To be honest I find the second jobs thing more annoying.
Either they're not working hard enough or they're openly selling their influence to industry.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:55, archived)

What's happened between wormulus and sexface?
is it to do with TFD - she's had a bit of both no?
( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:36, archived)

I have no idea, go and buy heat or something

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:37, archived)

Rick, you know I like you, but you've become the dullest person here.
I'm including Planearm down there.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:37, archived)

Oh cheers
:(
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:37, archived)

I'm only messin'
=P
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:40, archived)

I'm so shit these days huh?
I just can't be bothered with the whole sickrik thing. LOLNEITHERCANWELOLLZZ
( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:38, archived)

I still love you Rik
Dont listen to Gonz, he's just being a JEW
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:40, archived)

Ot least he's not ORANGE JEWS

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:41, archived)

OUT

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:42, archived)

Good Lord...
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 18:43, archived)

So join in the conversation, or at least join in the conversations you start.
You've started loads without replying to anything.

It's like going to the pictures with that girl who asks you what's happening every 5 minuites.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:41, archived)

That was better pre-edit

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:37, archived)

The one implying that Wormulus and Sexface have both had TFS - The Fouricci Sequence?
Me too. Shame he edited it.
( FoldsFive, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:50, archived)

Yup

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:51, archived)

I think if anyone did a 'who has been with who' diagram for /talk it would look like a web made by a hyperactive spider

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:52, archived)

My web has no strands :(

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:54, archived)

*hugs*

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:57, archived)

Sweet, that 'web with no strands' line never fails
*bums*
( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:14, archived)

Not at all, SR.
We're getting rid of one.
There's a playoff.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 18:37, archived)

i THINK THEY'RE BOTH ALL RIGHT
but i would pick wormulus because he's my OMGREALLIFEFRIEND
( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:38, archived)

I'm sorry but everything in your post is luminous orange and I cannot read it

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:37, archived)

Who?
oh, some internet people.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:37, archived)

One bit was smaller than the other
I cant say who
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:39, archived)

£110 million
What's the first thing you would do?
GO!
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:35, archived)

Holiday.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:35, archived)

where?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:39, archived)

Italy.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:40, archived)

Hire security to stop my family being kidnapped

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:35, archived)

with £110mil you could just buy new family

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:36, archived)

*clicks*

(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:38, archived)

A list making machine

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:35, archived)

I discussed this with O**line *irl just last night.
She said she'd give me £5m.
I said I'd only give her 1.1

Well done me.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 18:35, archived)

lol I'd give her 1

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:36, archived)

I assumed that's what he meant, he just
had fat hands.
( Druid, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:37, archived)

LORDY!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 18:37, archived)

I'd hire a private jet to take us to Sydney

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:37, archived)

Thats slightly better than simply giving her one.

( FoldsFive, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:37, archived)

*Applause*
I didn't think of this line.
Excellent, Double F.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 18:38, archived)

Running away to France

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:36, archived)

stand there gobsmacked.

( Batsgirl, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:36, archived)

I'd go out for a fucking awesome meal.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:36, archived)

Buy b3ta and shut the motherfucker down

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:36, archived)

Buy a jet pack
Oh no, I'm not 5 any more.

Probably double-check the ticket. Then double check the weather in another country.
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:36, archived)

Renovate myself

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:40, archived)

Crackwhores

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:42, archived)

buy a fulltime coder for b3ta who could code up my every whim

( rob, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:51, archived)