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I'M PRETTY TIRED RIGHT NOW.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)
bril!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
knowai

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
Starting a threadrush?

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
starting a fuck a chainsaw

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
Indeed.
You go for it!
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
I'm quite a happy chap I'll have you know.
It's nothing to do with any of you lot. You're all bastards and so forth...

Anywho, I'm watching 'Fire Walk With Me', it's on ITV4 right now. Good stuff, I do enjoy a bit of Lynch nonsense.

If you don't care about any of the above, just tell me about the last time you ate or something.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)
I've not seen that.
I watched most of Twin Peaks, but I never saw the last two episodes of the second seasion, where presumably the whole thing was explained.

I might watch it all in a couple of weeks when I've got nothing to do and all my friends have gone away.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)
The whole thing was not explained in the last two episodes.
I think the intention was there to make a third season, which never materialised. I'd still recommend you watch it though, good stuff, honest.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
That doesn't really surprise me.
Still, I feel like I should watch them at some point. It was a pretty good show.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

, where presumably the whole thing was explained.

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
I had an aniseed ball about 10 minutes ago.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)
Good work!

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
The last time I ate something I enjoyed it.

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)
Casserole?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
Stroganoff

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
me too
we must shop at the same supermarket or something
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
or something.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)
Slumdog Millionaire is not a feel good movie. Wankers.
Recommend an album. No. Fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)
I like seasick steve
but he's got all popular and shit now so you won't like him.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)
more ammals.
www.b3ta.com/board/9486354
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PODCAST PODCAST PODCAST PODCAST PODCAST PODCAST PODCAST PODCAST PODCAST PODCAST PODCAST PODCAST PODCAST PODCAST PODCAST PODCAST PODCAST PODCAST PODCAST PODCAST
baldmonkeystuff.blogspot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)
But it's not even vaguely amusing :(

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)
SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST SHITCAST

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)
I quite like "III" by Billy Talent.
It's probably not to everyone's taste though.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)
something by someone
its really great.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)
No, YOU fuck off.

(MooCow_Byter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)
Chris Cornell's "Scream".

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)
Hysteria by Def Leppard

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)
What would you classify it as.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)
Pink Floyd's Ammals

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)
'If You Were Fruit' by The Lovely Eggs was released today.
you wouldn't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)
He'd fucking love it, you massive liar.
I too am loving that band. Thank you for introducing me to the joy that is their music.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
order it online
they send you free sweets
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)
you watched it wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)
OFF TO BED
BLAH BLAH FUCK COCK SHITE BLACKS
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)
Why didn't baldmonkey come to the bash?
He could have kept me in line.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)
all the ammals.

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I CAUGHT ONE
www.b3ta.com/board/9486343
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Made me laugh slightly too much!

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)
When are you away?

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)
*something about cheese*

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)
baldmonkey is actually poisonous to ammals

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)
ammals.

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ammals.

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)
Nice big face you have there

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)
it weighs 3.4 ammals

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Red Riding Hood has taken a turn for the worse

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)
nitrate

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)
All ammals?

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)
ammals.

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Ammals?

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)
ammals.

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Ahhhh, ammals.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)
No, ammALs.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)
ALL AMMALS

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)
"Are we human?
...or are we ammals?"
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)
I'm hungry

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)
Filthy ammal

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)
Eggs are actually poisonous to mammals.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)
All eggs?

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)
Sucks to be a mammal.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)
does this include love eggs?

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
I'm going to choose to believe that love eggs is a website that posts you rental eggs.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)
Rental love eggs would be worse

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)
ask your wife

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)
What about Easter eggs?

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
Sausages and eggs

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I haven't downloaded your podcast for a couple of weeks.
Can you have the internet beam it to me, without me needing to do anything
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)
I can help
Fun missing=0
Time worth wasting=0
Oh look a squirrel=9
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)
Hey fella.
I'm feeling light and fluffy.

How are you feeling.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)
I know you got yoursef a skinny ol' man
Let me be your baby, I know that I can
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)
lolwut

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)
Slap me baby! Give me all of your grief

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)
*bums*

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)
OOOooh
that feels nice
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)
sage
sage
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)
onion
onion
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)
stuffing
stuffing
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)
not without a drink first
not without a drink first
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)
You're using up all the internet.
Stop it please.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)
I like your profile

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)
It doesn't work.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)
It's yours for a fiver.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)
I don't think so, chum.

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)
I ran out of Nutella.
Hold me.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)
have you tried marmite as a substitute?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)
Marmite is great.
I like the saying. "he's so fat, when he's finished shitting it must be like wiping a marmite jar"
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)
I have some belgian chocolate spread
would you like some of that?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)
noooooooooooooo

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)
I'm yours.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)
I'll change your nappy

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)
im busting for a piss

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)
hide under a duvet and go for broke

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)
And I expect you'll tell us this advice has nothing to do with your recent purchase of specialist duvet devices
from Hidden Camera Superstore?

You make me fucking sick, the lot of you.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)
youre like my worst nightmare :((((

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)
:D
I do a special line in being an indistinct, threatening shape lurking in the shadows and chasing people down never-ending corridors.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)
what devices?
*burns receipts*
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)
Smile for the cameras
Vin Diesel is watching.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)
Don't mind me
Just pushing shite down the board.

What is your favourite [NOUN]? When did you last [VERB]?

Terrific internet, here.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)
IT WAS STILL THERE WHEN I DID THIS
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)
My roast brocolli and hasselback potatoes didn't turn out nearly as well as planned.
Sad times.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)
Also,
I don't think you've really improved on the last thread.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)
hasselbach spuds are NOM.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)
I undercooked mine
so they weren't very nice. Next time I'll do better.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)
lol stereotype

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)
I have no idea what this is.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)
not as good as hasslehof spuds

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)
What are hasselbach spuds?

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6191285
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

I [ADJECTIVE] [VERB] your post
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)
Excellent wank?

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

I'm glad to hear it
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)
GET IN

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)
i pee in the dark
just in case theres hidden cameras
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)
I pee in broad daylight.
in case there's any hidden cameras.



I'm such a showman.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)
you sicken me

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)
At the risk of sounding uncivilised, jog on.
b
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)
+ junior

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)
How do you know there aren't hidden cameras
with infra-red imaging capabilities?
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)
i didnt :(
cunt
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)
You should just stop pissing altogether.
It's the only way to be sure.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)
i for one would like to know how you know ALL the answers
hmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)
I'm very talented.

(MooCow_Byter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)
There's a camera in the toilet bowl that automatically records every time you poo

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)
And uploads it automatically to
ratemypoo.com
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)
4/10
Poor texture, there.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)
I once peed in a hardcore McDonalds that had UV lighting to stop the junkies shooting up in the toilets.
I don't know what I ate/drank, but my piss lit up like a liquid light sabre.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)
How many eees should there be in the work "peeed"/"peed", as in the past tense
of "to pee".

Help me.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)
fifteen

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)
Just say "Done a piss-piss"

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)
As in "excuse me Mr Boss, I done a piss-piss in your wastebasket again"?

(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)
Amateur
You're supposed to deposit a turd in a filing cabinet and hide the keys.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)
Does wanking onto his office door handle count?

(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)
Wipe it all over the teaspoons

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)
Quinine (present in tonic water) will fluoresce like that in UV light.
As will quite a few other rigid aromatic molecules.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)
I am going to look for a UV light bulb for the toilet.
I can enjoy post-Gin-and-Tonic glow-in-the-dark pisses, and get a sun tan when I'm sitting waiting for the brown water bus that never comes.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)
Lindt Hot Mango with Cayenne
Ate a piece earlier this evening.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)
I've just googled a list of nouns
and now I intend to pick one at random with my eyes shut

www.momswhothink.com/reading/list-of-nouns.html
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)
I just got 'downtown'
I'm not sure there's much I can do with that unless I break into song.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)
done it!
q: when did I last wrench?
a: I pay people to wrench for me.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)
I DEMAND CONTEXT
EDIT: On reflection, I'd rather not.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)
is bingo ok? i'm well worried it caused offence
or not, great times, forum banter
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

I've been working on some internet bingo calls ever since. So far I've got
"girls and a cup, number two"
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)
it's bingo fantastic, we will be heros, or not, no offence
great times
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

I also have
"no offence, it's a great 4 (um)"
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)
it's all going so well, bingo is just what these crazy kids need

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)
A massive cheater, number 21599.
THAT'S YOU, THAT IS.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)
My favourite noun is prong.
I last verbed in this sentence.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)
KINKY

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)
I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT.
I just reinstalled Vista, now it's much speedier.

Mine is far more interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)
Install the DOS 6.1 upgrade from floppy.
It will run even faster then.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)
It works better when you delete System32

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)
lazy troll

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)
FUCK OFF I'M KNACKERED :(

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)
To install Windows Vista from floppy disks
would require a stack of disks almost 8 feet high.

Imagine that.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)
Also imagine how annoying it would be
when you inevitably lost install disk 1278, and discovered that the last eight hours spent swapping floppies in and out of the computer had been completely wasted.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)
Earlier today.
I'm a little sad that Twidroid doesn't work but you already know this.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)
ISAIAH 34:14 - JOHN 19:30
GOOD NIGHT JENPOSTS
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)
I can see JMG posted, then.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)
Anything will do.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)
hi

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)
when did you become sick rik?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)
something about jailbait

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)
tl;dr
GODLOL
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)
Shove your bible up yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)
that's about the gist of it

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)
have you managed to put on a condom yet you sad little wanker or are you still crossing your finger after sex?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)
throwing salt over my shoulder, too

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)
not reading all this bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)
this
in fact I will use this shit thread to tell people I'm off to bed.

Na night /talk xxx

edit: Brilliant. x
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)
WTF?

(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)
oi!
I'm on my way to bed and you just turn up! You don't give a damn do you?!

Love you *hugs and stuff*
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)
No I don't.
I am also watching Withnail & I.

*hugs and love*
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)
i dont give a monkeys

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)
u cleerly c4re enuff 2 replie tho!!!!!1!!1!
/in before the predictable response
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)
yeaaa boooiii

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)
...what?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)
A cracking debate has begun at JMG Towers.
What kind of tattoo should I get?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)
I'm going to have a cock tattooed onto my cock, but bigger

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)
*Firm handshakes*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)
*wipes hand on jeans*
Sorry about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)
i have the millenium falcon on my back.
dont get that.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)
OHH INTERNET!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)
i moved :((
he jiggled :((
shut up.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)
Get Chewbacca's face tattooed onto your fanny

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
Big Fat Neil got a tattoo for free off some lad who was practicing at the time.
It's the most wonderful cock-eyed mess you'd ever see.
It covers the top of his arm. Is supposed to be round but is egg-shaped on one side.
Terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)
THIS WAY UP!
with arrows pointing in all directions
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)
'no fat birds'

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)
chicks
it has to be chicks
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)
10 rabbits on your scalp.
From a distance, they'll look like hares.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)
Yay!
Dad joke.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)
GOSH!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)
Actually, I can imagine JMG with an anchor tattoo.
Like Popeye but with Vimto instead of spinich.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)
none, they insist upon themselves and are as bad as taking the internet too srrs

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)
I'm hoping to get a traditional Japanese phoenix soon.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)
Something awesome, yet dignified.
Like a stern-looking eagle.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)
Or a dinosaur wearing a monocle.

(MooCow_Byter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)
a google logo
with your nipples as radio buttons - one saying "google it" and the other "I'm feeling lucky"
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)
Let's all have a fight.
Who would win?
I'm 'ard as nails me.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
*yawn*

(I helped save b3ta! well, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
Sorry, you're right.
I truly have brought the board down.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
Well that's obviously me.
But also, I had posted.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
It's just rude.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
The Moohalaa fruit braintrust once put forward the notion that all new threads should be banned for an hour after I post.
I'm not against such rulings, but wish to distance myself from the official campaign. So as not to wind up the type who see McDonalds as a snack.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
Every 18 year old thinks they are hard as nails.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
Nah I really don't
i'm a scrawny bastard.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
MAFFERS
how the fuck are you? Hows the family?
(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)
Not bad, not bad at all.
Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)
Aye
:)
(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)
Grand.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)
Been evicted from our hole in t' road
but musnt grumble
(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)
Me.
I'd get my cock out and you'd all be too busy laughing to notice be battering you all to death with a fire extinguisher
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
I would,I would simply fall on people and no fucker will get up from that.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
CHB
Then maybe me about a year ago. After that, I dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
What happened a year ago?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
actually
it was about 18 months ago. I was the fittest I've ever been and I'd just got 2nd in karate.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
Yes him.
I call him sir just to be on the safe side.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
I find the safest side to be of him is upwind.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
That too.
Piss, biscuits and a terrible wind problem.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
no wonder, feeding him piss and biscuits.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
I tell him it's lemonade
His taste buds are so old he can't tell any more.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)
true, since he has started using the ear trumpet and calling out for `nurse`
things have gone downhill.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)
Spud dresses up sometimes to humour him
but he doesn't make a good nurse.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)
*ahem*
check my profile lil ninja
(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
those that can, do.
Those that can't, teach.

:oP

*legs it*
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
OOoohh you cheeky fecker!
*strops*
*takes back jaffa cakes*
(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
nooooooooooo!
*sobs* I need them now. I'm a fatty since I stopped training.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
Awww *hugs*
*gives whole packet*
Ah don't worry, take up gentle sofa surfing :)
(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)
I'm hoping I can find a new club soon
one that isn't filled in in fights and bitching.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)
Ha
You should come see us :)
(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

FULL MOON!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)
*moons*

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)
ARGH!
*blinds*
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

HALF MOON
(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)
so we can start calling you
jeeeenpots then from now on?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)
no

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)
ohhh gowan.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)
....... gowan then

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)
true, the captain would take the crown.
then I could fall on people and then they would not get up.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
I probably wouldn't I'm too passive

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
I used to box.
I was shit though.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
Me.
I'd sit on you.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
Joke's on you.
I'd enjoy it.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
Phwoarr

(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
could we not take it in turns to jump on people
until they are a gooey mess?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
That would be a lot of fun.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)
the noises would kinda be like what I heard yesterday
when I ran over a wee little bird in the road.

only much louder.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)
i would turn you into duck pate
and feed you to the dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)
also HELLO B3TA!

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
could you not feed them to the piiiiiiiigs?

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
your average b3tan weighs enough as it is.

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)
well, they would not go hungry.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)
most b3tans would eat furniture
rather than go hungry
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)
oh, I meant the pigs.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)
its a fine line...

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)
can i bring my mate smithy? mans an nut job
he stooled someone for taking the piss out of his release anger mangerment training
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
I hope it's a CUDDLE FIGHT.
That way everyone wins.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)
what if we dont like cuddles.
i fucking detest cuddles.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)
*hug*

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)
you huge cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)
HELLO!
HELLO HELLO
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)
HALLO!

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)
more of an orvile fan then?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)
its like you KNOW me
cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)
All cuddle-haters will be cuddled extra
until they like cuddles too.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)
this will never happen.
this is scaremongering at its finest.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)
You will be cuddled into submission.
If that doesn't work, I guess there'll be no choice but to have you taken out back and shot.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)
Hello.
On the McDonalds sponsored "OMG THIS IS SOOO SERIOUS" monitor.
How serious are you all online, this evening?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
how serious I am?
well , I just cancelled my air france magical mystery tour ticket for a start!
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
pretty serious
i'm watching E3, online
(I helped save b3ta! well, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
I'm thinking of signing up for next year's Britain's Got Talent.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
do you not need talent for that?

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
Apparently not, so I'm good to go.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
I don't know, I think you need to be slightly disabled
and have crazy hair .....

actually, what am I saying, you're perfect.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
Fucking A
I fancy a week in the Priory.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
Michelam Priory
*national trusts*
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
i just want to know what happens next

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
You'll see me on stage next year.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
I can't wait

(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
I'M GOING TO BE IN THE SUN!

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
I fear i may have been too serious Jammy
SADFACE ONLINE
(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
WALK IT OFF there Sunshine!
Nothing a bit of an offline stroll and a sit down won't fix.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
Oh thank you Jammie
SMILEY ONLINE
(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
i'm at my least serious of all time.
I've had a great evening wioth no serious.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
I'm quite bored JMG

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
Pick on somebody who takes the internet overly seriously.
It's a splendid show.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
I don't have the heart for it.
I've been browsing facebook, looking at exs and remember good times. Most of them seem to have happened about ten years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
intensely serious
am at work. very hung over.
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
Is childhood innocence a good thing?
or is it just an excuse to be as stupid and naive about life for as long as possible?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)
who cares?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)
social workers :(

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)
I LIEK THE SWINGS AN THE SLIDE

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)
I YUV A DO ON DEM

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)
I WANNA ROUNABOUT :(((

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)
MUM I WANNA LOLLY
MUM I WANNA LOLLY
MUM I WANNA LOLLY
MUM I WANNA LOLLY
MUM I WANNA LOLLY
MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)
I'm still pretty innocent about a lot of things.
I get by all right.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)
I guess it is just biology
THE WAY THAT WE TALK, THE WAY THAT WE WALK
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)
That'll cause a controvesy.

(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)
shut up.

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)
It depends on the context.
If (say) you are in charge of running a high-powered saw in a slaughterhouse, it's not a good thing at all.

"Ooh, what does this d-ARRRRRRRGH MY FUCKING HAND!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)
It's a bad thing.
Children should be forced to watch films like "Requiem for a dream", "Clockwork Orange" and "Fight Club" at primary school. Then sent down the mines.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)
children are stupid and should be treated like sub-standard citizens until they prove themselves capable

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)
Same with pensioners.
And people on the internets.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)
And people who play WoW

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)
And people who are sat next to me on the train right at this moment.
I've been recording the journey in Audactiy in the hope of sharing the tedium via the medium of my blog. I've also taken photos of the offenders.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)
See how long you can shuffle snot around your system before people start to notice

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)
I save that game for the commuter train in the morning.
And I eat them if I don't have a hanky.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)
There was a commuting bloke who would clear his throat every two seconds, but quietly and ineffectively.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Like he had some serious phlegm but didn't want to offend his fellow passengers by coughing too loudly. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. He always sat behind me, and I'd want to stand up and scream in his face "CHRIST'S SAKE MAN, JUST HAVE A GOOD HACK AND AND SHUT UP!" Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. For the whole 25(+) minutes to Castleford.

I'd avoid the 16.34 for that reason alone.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)
The fat mentals always seem to sit next to me
Thank christ for iPods.

*Cranks up the Mansun*
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)
I am committed to the Audacity thing. I want to start a podcast of me scaring people off when they sit next to me on the bus or train.
I think I need some rules - thinking "no swearing, threats or sexual innuendo"... any other rules I need before I begin?
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)
No impressions of Donald Pleasance.
as in www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb00H6mCTM8&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)
Be racist at all times

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)
I would just like to say
today I heard someone's phone, and the ring tone was Alan Partridge saying "I'm HUNG LIKE A DONKEY"
It rang several times, amid silent, bored commuters.
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)
kids need to man up
they need more ghost trains and pets dying and shit
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)
i think there should be a Firework Day at the first day of high school, where each kid is given a box of matches, a box of fireworks and locked in a tin shed for 2 hours.
The ones who survive that day are worth spending money educating.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)
like some sort of rubbish and shit battle royale?
i want my money back
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)
they should also show the most impressive maimings and explosions on telly
I'm thinking it could be a lighthearted segment in the middle of the News at 10.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)
i'll come round your house and kill your kid's pets, very competitive prices

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)
haha im only 15!
bit young for kids
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)
Sadly, in modern day britain, no you're not.

(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)
Why is that sad?
400 years ago she'd have had three, survived a husband and considered the Old Crone of the village
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)
women had it so easy in the past

(I helped save b3ta! well, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)

had it were
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)
i feel like ive been gypped

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)
and you've been with us 2 1/2 years it seems
is this the youngest b3tan?
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)
ooh do i get a prize!?

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)
no, i only just turned 13

(I helped save b3ta! well, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)
I'm posting this
from the womb.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)
lurkers don't count

(I helped save b3ta! well, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
(I used to post from by fathers ballsac,
but his dongle broke. :( )
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
Yes
A great big hairy trucker's cock up ya
(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)
jog on junior

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)
JUNIOR?
Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)
I've got a strange sense of deja vu.
v
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)
shut up

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)
You're suchd a troll.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)
unfriendly dean
and uncool
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)
I'm bleddy lovely, I am!

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)
KRYPTONITE

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)
A gaz from sexface

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)
Phwoarr
I'm in
(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)
haha
wat? i just got one :\
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)
:o

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)
yer what the fuck?
do you know him?
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)
I know his type.
What's he up to?

No good I expect.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)
lol are you friends?
he's asking for pix :\
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)
No, I don't know him
it was just a joke about his constant grooming of female posters. He's probably just playing to type.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)
im last in a long line eh?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)
Well, if he scores it'll be second in a long line of attempts

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)
i dont do sex
im a bit young for that :)
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)
Have we done the new Monkey Island game yet?
Did a search but it didn't show anything...
www.telltalegames.com

What good news have you had today?
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)
I was told I'm not as shit as I thought I was

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)
executiverocker must have posted :(
Monkey Island? as in Lucasarts shit fodder?
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)
Sky through the XBox might be good.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)
depends on the pricing though

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)
Exactly. I'm hoping it'll be cheaper than the existing deals,
because I only want about 5 channels and I'd have to buy about 150 to get them.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)
Well it would seem it is based on the PC sky player?

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:40, archived)
I don't know.
I'd guess they're not going to create a brand new piece of software to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)
Apparently you will have to pay for a player which you can get for free through your pc
but that's internet rumour stuff
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)
For that reason, I'm out.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)
Sky through the Xbox?
WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)
This.
www.xbox.com/en-GB/news-features/news/Sky-290509.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)
whoa, so, you'll be able to get Sky on your tv?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)
Cheer up, you miserable cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:40, archived)
you need a sky subscription though

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:40, archived)
If it's anything like monkey island 4 it will probably be a passable game I guess I'm not a massive fan of the series

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)
I have never played any of the Monkey Island games
What do you think of that?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)
You bother searching before you post something?
That's commitment to new post quality.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)
Hmmmm, eon gave us £196 quid back and cut our bill to £20 a month.
That was quite good.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)
ARE YOU GOING TO GET YOUR SULPHURS OUT OR WHAT?

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE ON ABOUT YOU BE-EYEBROWED CUNT

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)
IT'S NEW RHYMING SLANG

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)
OH

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)
SO ARE YOU GETTING YOUR SULPHURS OUT THEN?

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)
my copy of demon's souls has finally been posted from Hong Kong

(I helped save b3ta! well, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)
I mended the microwave.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)
Make sure Spud covers his dinner up now...

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)
My grandma might be allowed to come to my graduation.
Which would be lovely.

And my parents will get priority seating because my mum's in a wheelchair.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)
Snazz! I just had to shell out £38 for my graduation stuff hire :(
Do you get a fancy gown?
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:40, archived)
Mine was £42 =(
At least it's not a PhD though, they have to buy theirs for £200.
And it's not like you'll wear it everyday.
(pharmatron Death or Scunthorpe? CHOOSE!!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)
What!
Are you not allowed graduate if you don't pay?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)
You don't have to go to the ceremony to graduate

But if you choose to, you have to pay or you can't take part.
I'd rather not go, parents quite keen though =(
(pharmatron Death or Scunthorpe? CHOOSE!!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)
That's a load of shit, isn't it.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)
Especially seeing as it's the University of Bradford
Not exactly got a long history of tradition to maintain
(pharmatron Death or Scunthorpe? CHOOSE!!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)
I hven't sorted that stuff out yet.
Need to do it soon. Hmm. And find a shirt I can fit my boobs into.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)
none
I don't get good news.

/emo
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)
@}---}---

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:40, archived)
but I do get internet roses!
WOOT!
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)
Not a lot really

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)
I've done one of my four scary exams.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)
Are you 25% less scared?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:40, archived)
How was it?

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)
Meh.
It wasn't terrible so better than I'd expected.

Ho hum, up your mum's bum etc.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)
I'm possibly reading to much into it.
But my Gran asked me 3 times today when we go on holiday, So either she's going mental or I might be getting a cash boost. Fingers crossed it's the latter. My Grandad is mental enough at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)
My hair dye has arrived, and I will be red and not orange. Hurrah!

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)
Ooooh!
They have stargazer make up in my favourite shop here, but only in white:(

I need to grow the balls to bleach my hair then dye it bright red.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)
they're also remaking the secret of monkey island you know
other things i am excited about from e3:
- metal gear solid rising for 360
- rock band: the beatles looks awesome
- crackdown 2
- halo: ODST and halo: reach
- left 4 dead 2
- final fantasy xiii to be released for 360 next spring, much earlier than anticipated
- project natal looks interesting
- twitter and last.fm for 360
- modern warfare 2
- lots of other stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)
natal is a Wii killer

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)
ehhhh, it's too late in this console generation to be considered a wii killer, seeing as the wii's pretty much already won
it'll certainly give it a run for it's money though
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)
Oooooh, new Halo
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)
TWO new halos

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)
I NO!
I'll have to get a 360 now.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)
so far from E3 i'm looking forward to Forza 3
that's it
(I helped save b3ta! well, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)
you know what you like and you're sticking to it
great banter, no offence, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)
meh, i like all sorts of games
i just didn't see anything particularly interesting, just remakes and sequels and the only sequel i'm really bothered about is forza


perhaps the nintendo or sony conferences might be better
(I helped save b3ta! well, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)
nintendo's going to be all sequels, i can tell you that right now
it's ok though, i don't mind sequels, as long as they're good
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)
and sony is all going to be PSP GO
and promising to finally release the same games they have been for years now


oh well, there's still ArmA II to look forward to in a few weeks
(I helped save b3ta! well, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)
So the Microsoft E3 just aired
Unfortunately they unveiled "Natal", which while destroys the Nintendo Wii, it involves exercise.

How do you avoid exercise?
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)
Dave! must have posted

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)
i don't
also: worst E3 ever
(I helped save b3ta! well, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)
really??
how?
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)
taking the lift

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)
lazy git

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)
I work on the 26th floor

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)
do you have to push the console up yourself then have a messy breach birth in the living room
in HD
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)
I think you mean
GLORIOUS HD.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)
1080p goodness

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)
and a bit of poop

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)
+ sick

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)
At the moment I am too wary of having* a bad asthma attack to do long walks.
Other than that I try not to avoid it. I need it more than most.

*faking
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)
eek!

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)
It's nowhere near as bad as it was now the tree pollen and rape is going.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)
tree pollen yeah...
rape wha?..
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)
Oil seed rape.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)
I don't.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)
That's very anti-internet

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)
I know,
I didn't do any today, though. *guilts*
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)
Show us yer sulphurs.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)
Wut

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)
I did loads
Lifting a pint of beer to your mouth for several hours must burn a lot of calories.
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)
Definitely.
It's an exercise on wii fit.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)
I made my own gym, so it's hard for me to have any excuses not to exercise.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)
as long as you built it so you can view neighbours
thats ok
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)
I feel the burn to it.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)
I'd forgotten
I'd defaced this.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)
Driving Everywhere
I can't help it, if theres an easier way of doing things I'll do it. Hasn't failed me so far..
(chatsharris is making you Bellend brew on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)
hello new person
blah blah blah
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)
..

(I helped save b3ta! well, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)
RUN

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)
From the south west eh?
How south west?
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)
Oh hai new person.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)
Hide under something. This may still get messy.

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)
I'm addicted to strawberry muller rice
what are you addicted to?
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)
cigarettes

(I helped save b3ta! well, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)
This. Got 200 Marlboro lights from Turkey. Smoking right now.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)
Don't
You'll cause discomfort to glued eel
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)
It's totally spoiled the bouquet of my 2001 ground zero reserve

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)
you've got awful taste in cigarettes

(I helped save b3ta! well, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)
lights?
pffft
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)
200 Swiners for 2 euros 50
INCLUDING A FREE LIGHTER!
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)
can't you just buy 100 normals and smoke them slower?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)
If you blow instead of suck
will they still burn down, making you look cool, but without being such a stupid cunt of inhaling noxious chemicals for pleasure?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)
I just breathed in some air
what are you addicted to breathing in?
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)
Anus air.
mmmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)
your mum

(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)
Tea
or probably more accurately, Caffeine.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)
Breathing.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)
Drugs hahahaha!
No, seriously, If I stop taking them I'll get sick from withdrawl.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)
I imagine you with a big doner kebad

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)
I prefer Kegoods.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)
food
*fats*
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)
*pokes*

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)
*wobbles*
hello mister.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)
Hi,

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)
I'm getting pretty bad for coffee at the moment.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)
Menthol Cigarettes
Also, imitation Red Bull. I think I might drink this stuff instead of BOOZE.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)
just drink it as well as

(I helped save b3ta! well, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)
I recommend Bulldog Buzz.
Red bull has 32mg per 100ml of Caffiene.
Bulldog buzz has 52mg.

There is a red (citrus) kind and a blue (mixed berries) kind. The blue is ace. Morrisons sell them.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)
good call
morrisons: "its not just for pies anymore!"
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)
I work in Morrisons.
More than once have those purple ones "fallen off" the shelves during nightshift.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)
Back when I worked at one of their distribution centres, energy drinks of all kinds were some of the items most heavily in demand.
As was jelly, for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)
Queer.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)
at my local morrisons cans of that are always sticky/rusty

(I helped save b3ta! well, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)
Can't say I've spotted that.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)
I'm drinking 'Emerge'
30mg/100ml but it's only 75p a litre. Plus it tastes better than Red Bull!
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)
monster energy is the best i find
if you can get hold of it
(I helped save b3ta! well, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)
Morrisons again.
Fuck sake.
I should start charging them.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)
Morrisons home brand stuff is 34p a tin and it's not bad.
I couldn't speak for other shops own brand stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)
Bass.
Cigarettes and Alcohol.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)
*BASS, FAGS & BOOZE FIVES*

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)
can I get a fuck yeah ?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)
Is that a chav negotiating with a call girl?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)
a bad boy

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)
bass
it's just a delicious fish
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)
fags, caffine and internets
also ephedrine
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)
PEOPLES THAT SAY FAGS ARE WELL MING.
innit.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)
These two women
They both know about each other, I've been a total arsehole about everything and they both still love me. I'm not with either one of them but it's still hard for me *Penis Joke*
(chatsharris is making you Bellend brew on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)
yur gr8

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)
Brace yourself

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)
Oh I am...
I just wish I could just choose one. One's gorgeous and I have history, the other I have a lot in common with but no history. I'm completely lost as to what to do
(chatsharris is making you Bellend brew on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)
Try being shit on QOTW
They seem to like your sort.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)
QOTW is over there.
You evolutionary cul-de-sac.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)
We would like to apologise profusely
for our latest publication in which we called Mebyon Kernow candidate Stuart Cullimore a "greasy-haired twat"
What we actually intended to say was, "Mebyon Kernow candidate Stuart Cullimore is a wankfaced buffoon who stinks of piss and vinegar"

We apologise for the confusion
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cornwall/8077101.stm

This has been a Barty Belection Broadcast Bon Behalf of Be Biberal Bemocrats
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)
It's moments like these that make me proud to be a Lib Dem.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)
do you vote that way?
or are you a party member ?

EDIT: never mind that's kinda personal. I was just curious as we seem to have a lot in common.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)
Both.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)
Me too

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)
oh god,
dick hole too

that must be all made up
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)
the lib dems eh

(I helped save b3ta! well, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)
Fucking Cornish, I wish they'd just all piss off.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)
the massive cunts

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)
Bringing it to the mainstream.
www.b3ta.com/talk/6190626#post6190708
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)
i did do a lol
then aquaplaned
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)
OBVIOUSLY

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)
Fuckin' right.
Like a fire extinguisher going off in your pants, I'd wager.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)
can only be topped with bottle openers
IN FLIP FLOPS
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)
Shush, you're giving away my pulling secrets.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)
:((((

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)
I could live without cornish pasties
I'd prefer a steak bake anyhow
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)
Depends if you mean proper Cornish pasties, or 'up country' Cornish pasties.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)
I'd vote for them.
Tell it how it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)
I think the real issue here is that all the other candiates names start with J
Conspiracy !!
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)
Well omg
what do you lot think of people with brown hair????
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)
they should wipe more thoroughly

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)
They're shifty types.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)
Meh, redheads are better.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)
their mum got pregnant by anal

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)
both witty AND handsome

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)
I defy anyone not to swoon in my presence.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)
*stands, steady as a rock*

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)
*smoothes down hair*

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)
you won't get me with hair, mate
mine is the most swoon-inducing
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)
Take 'em or leave 'em.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)
I like boys with brown hair but not girls

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)
ginger > brown
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)
If it looks almost black but appears lighter when cut very short or exposed to sunlight,
they're awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)
Devil's kin.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)

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